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  • @Pirateking1997
    @Pirateking1997 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    ''not a homophobe just a hater''
    i felt that in my bones

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruhh fr

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sometimes I just be hating fr🤷🏾‍♂

    • @TelzAll
      @TelzAll ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @3arthIsGhetto
    @3arthIsGhetto ปีที่แล้ว +672

    As a woman I will never understand why more people (men and women) don't shower prior to seggs...

    • @TelzAll
      @TelzAll ปีที่แล้ว +71

      So no spontaneous sex?

    • @ДилянРосенов
      @ДилянРосенов ปีที่แล้ว +29

      some dont even shower after

    • @francescaestelle2886
      @francescaestelle2886 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Tequila Sunrise Or at least get a wet towel & some soap 🤣

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@TelzAll there's spontaneous and then there's just gross. I'd rather pause for quick rinse then be disgusted and ruin the mood 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have a very healthy bedroom life and I've been with my guy for 10 years so he must not mind us being clean either. It's to each their own I just don't get choosing to be dirty.

    • @natheefahs.8210
      @natheefahs.8210 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's why it's always nice to go in with a wet wipe after you're done with the toilet paper.

  • @kayceyraimer9098
    @kayceyraimer9098 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    My hubby thinks I'm too picky with toilet paper, but this is exactly why! Nobody likes a linty 🐱

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I’ve just recently come across this channel, and I now have grown so attached. I now have these two playing as background noise when I’m doing anything like gaming or working 😂

    • @baby28girl
      @baby28girl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am exactly the same hahaha

    • @nickyshaw7677
      @nickyshaw7677 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right. I work for myself from home and I am constantly walking around with my phone with their vids playing

    • @maretheredge1542
      @maretheredge1542 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ong just playin it while driving

    • @BabelTruth
      @BabelTruth ปีที่แล้ว

      Found these guys on TikTok first and I’d be scrolling their videos for hours and hours. These guys are the absolute best to get some jokes in your day😂.

    • @damiennightmaresx7950
      @damiennightmaresx7950 ปีที่แล้ว

      i couldnt do that i'm on part fucking 9 of the patreon clips playlist and i have accended so much its just to painful to imagine trying to keep a sstraight face in an enviroment i need absolute calm in-

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee ปีที่แล้ว +302

    2:12 I screamed at the same time as Fuhad!😂😂😂 LOL these boys are golden🙌🏾🤩

  • @xavieranderson6626
    @xavieranderson6626 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Naw catching HIV for life motivation is WILD! 💀💀🤣

    • @zainmulaudzi7250
      @zainmulaudzi7250 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      smh, been telling myself ive tried everything

    • @xavieranderson6626
      @xavieranderson6626 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@zainmulaudzi7250 💀🤣🤣 seriously tho, me too... I'd have never thought to catch that "Magic Johnson" motivation 😂🤣😭

    • @87Strong
      @87Strong ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zainmulaudzi7250 noooooooooooo 💀💀💀

    • @christellefrancios2038
      @christellefrancios2038 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xavieranderson6626 I’m at FUCCCKKKINNNNNNNN dead 💀

    • @lord.Giselle
      @lord.Giselle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right.... because make it make sense.....that's crazy yo

  • @rhondondeezy
    @rhondondeezy ปีที่แล้ว +398

    They on twitter saying y'all in a super tiny group of men that are allowed to have a podcast...and I absolutely agree! Y'all are hilarious 😂

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When they first came up in my feed, I was TERRIFIED!
      But damn, these guys just make my day 😂

    • @rhondondeezy
      @rhondondeezy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Leonisa King I was ready to be HOT but now I never skip them when I see them lol

    • @sheisking97
      @sheisking97 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rhonda B I actually only came across them this week, and I'm having the best binge ever

    • @andrewwalker9960
      @andrewwalker9960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sheisking97 ahhh i wish i could go back to when i first found them.

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    James saying “YUCKY” has me floored. 😂😂😂

  • @qualityrelaxation.7981
    @qualityrelaxation.7981 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Am I the only one who thinks James knows what he's doing sexually🤣🤣🤣 like his descriptions are too good

    • @ayandasperanza530
      @ayandasperanza530 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Like yeah, he's not even bragging he's just talking...

    • @GL1TCHED9
      @GL1TCHED9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James looks like he sweats profusely during seggs

    • @qualityrelaxation.7981
      @qualityrelaxation.7981 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GL1TCHED9 😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀

    • @sosodiba
      @sosodiba ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LISTEN 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾… James is just….😮‍💨🥰

  • @Tiffanyjane90
    @Tiffanyjane90 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The way James says "it’s yucky" 😂😂😂

  • @BeautifullyNerdy
    @BeautifullyNerdy ปีที่แล้ว +120

    That first entrance!!! 😂😂😂 James is a freak

    • @muneebow
      @muneebow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The way you sit into it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying hahahahha

  • @victoria-janeerfort6934
    @victoria-janeerfort6934 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Low-key that massage James described sounds phenomenal 🔥😂

  • @hindenburg2006
    @hindenburg2006 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    These 2 are the bright spot of any day!!!❤😄 And a "Daddy" is always the cherry on top!!!😂

  • @tewaimarama2303
    @tewaimarama2303 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I learnt that in Japan they always bathe before intetcourse. It is a habit I have adopted. Plus the bodywash makes you smell nice 😊

    • @kikinyte6806
      @kikinyte6806 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just think it's common sense

  • @aaliyah4772
    @aaliyah4772 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    ‘That’s a mayweather entrance’
    🤣🤣 I laughed so loud I woke my baby up 😩😩😭😭😭

  • @syrritajones2538
    @syrritajones2538 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fuhad’s hollering will never get old 😂😂😂

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The way I started dying before Fuhad even got out the first “Undalay” 😂

  • @tiffanyfrench3743
    @tiffanyfrench3743 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This is why you should always carry personal FLUSHABLE wipes if you are not going to take a shower !!!!!!

    • @AK-47-yall
      @AK-47-yall ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Psa in case you didnt know: even wipes that say flushable, are not. Ask any plumber or person who cleans septic tanks. Those things do not degrade and and should never be flushed.

    • @tiffanyfrench3743
      @tiffanyfrench3743 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AK-47-yall I didn’t say to flush them! I said use them!

    • @TheBlkKat
      @TheBlkKat ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tiffanyfrench3743 You the one that emphasized 'flushable' like it made difference verses normal wipes.

    • @orangemoon9634
      @orangemoon9634 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​​@@tiffanyfrench3743 If you call something FLUSHABLE, people will think it's safe to flush.

    • @harrisr1018
      @harrisr1018 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just wash ur azz like Muslims n people in Asia do

  • @DavidCaudry
    @DavidCaudry ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That's a Mayweather entrance" 🤣🤣

  • @gabriellasdiary
    @gabriellasdiary ปีที่แล้ว +47

    ayeeeee! my favorite time of the week! Keep it up, been here FOREVER and still routing for yall! Love yall.

  • @ArkcessorizeYurself
    @ArkcessorizeYurself ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The "things" James experienced is mind boggling

  • @heiseili9279
    @heiseili9279 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I like that y'all put the clips here. I can't do the patreon. Husband has cancer and we are currently funded thru a GoFundMe and hopes n prayers. We working it out tho so don't feel bad for us. 🤣. Good days and bad days.

    • @kindDictator
      @kindDictator ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm sending you both more hopes and prayers ❤️🙏

    • @kelvinenos
      @kelvinenos ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🙏🏾🙏🏾You’re gonna get through this better! Both of you🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @spongebobrectanglepants
      @spongebobrectanglepants ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Praying for you and wishing you all the best
      On a lighter note, does your husband teach chemistry??

    • @tashapaul7376
      @tashapaul7376 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sending healing, faith, hope and prayers your way x

    • @tai2523
      @tai2523 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What’s the GFM? If you’re comfortable posting it, I mean.

  • @eliza6971
    @eliza6971 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was watching a sketch about a woman calling each of her friends for relationship advice. Before getting into specific advice the first thing each one says is "First of all, get the toilet paper out of your p***y."
    I laughed my ass off and now whenever I go out with someone I always think "well, first off, get the tp out of your p***y"

    • @jeannahtey531
      @jeannahtey531 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how do all the friends know she has TP on her cooch?

    • @eliza6971
      @eliza6971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeannahtey531 the joke is that it’s happened to most women at least once and that all of them were so mortified that it’s the first piece of advice they have when a friend asks for opinions on a sexual relationship 😂

  • @bapsi418
    @bapsi418 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Everytime James says "daddy" always sends me😂😂

  • @larryfrazier6250
    @larryfrazier6250 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Baby wipes for the win!! Hell its 2023 what we doing

    • @commonsens3
      @commonsens3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bidet.
      Upgrade, this is 2023.

    • @gsl649
      @gsl649 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commonsens3let niggas clean they bootyhole in peace dawg😂

  • @allinaflutter6117
    @allinaflutter6117 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    It’s Yucky 😂🤣 I can’t
    I have not laughed this much in years 😂

  • @ialreadleeknow
    @ialreadleeknow ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ''it's not her fault bUT YUCK.'' LMAO

  • @stephaniemartin9253
    @stephaniemartin9253 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I’m to old for this😂🤣😂 love it!!!

    • @stephaniemartin9253
      @stephaniemartin9253 ปีที่แล้ว

      *too

    • @Yougotclipped2323
      @Yougotclipped2323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never too old to enjoy some jokes

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol their ridiculous. You can actually edit your original comment by clicking on the 3 dots to the top right

  • @stuartdrake4217
    @stuartdrake4217 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂😂 I can put my house on the fact that no women has ever had a massage last more then 5 minutes even if they have just give there partner a 30 minute head to toe!

  • @MeccaLegal
    @MeccaLegal ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The tissue thing 🙈 Noooo...but it happens. Bathe first ppl🙈

  • @teresajackson7516
    @teresajackson7516 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You guys say all the quiet parts out loud, and I'm here for it.

  • @annick.
    @annick. ปีที่แล้ว +20

    A Mayweather entrance, okay Daddy 😂

  • @laurensBuddy
    @laurensBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Men being disgusted by tissue crumbs like y'all don't pee on the floor/toilet seat

  • @kach0937
    @kach0937 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i always make the mistake of eating when watching you guys ... love how you described the thinly rolled toilet paper as im trying to eat my steak

  • @dorcassswg
    @dorcassswg ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That toilet paper story is why I use wipes omg thats embarrassing af 😂😂

  • @IndomitableAde
    @IndomitableAde ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So glad I found these two! They're my new Desus and Mero.

  • @russelllapua4904
    @russelllapua4904 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The massage thing was on point. Especially the boxers bit 😂😂

  • @izzy_hatake
    @izzy_hatake ปีที่แล้ว +62

    James why you depriving us of your hoochi daddy shorts?

    • @nerekapiteni4750
      @nerekapiteni4750 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who needs the shorts when he's serving these hoochie daddy stories? 🤣

  • @thisiscrystal3656
    @thisiscrystal3656 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That spanish one took me all the way out🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ttv.konshusvengence
    @ttv.konshusvengence ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i was in the middle of a clash of clans battle and instantly clicked on the notification when i saw it

  • @realpluslovely
    @realpluslovely ปีที่แล้ว +87

    James is being too nice.... IT'S HER FAULT AND THERE IS EVERYTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT! 🤣🤣🤣 That's nasty🤢

  • @monikaakabelle1123
    @monikaakabelle1123 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The roll flick😂😂

  • @felixbrownie0325
    @felixbrownie0325 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    it's 1 am here in the Philippines.. just right in time before bed!

  • @Smell_TheGlove
    @Smell_TheGlove ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg the massage & taking boxers off is 100% accurate 😂

  • @brandiholloway946
    @brandiholloway946 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why do I love y'all this way cause y'all are soooo accurate in the thoughts I have in these moments it's wild lmfaooo I love y'all literally biggest fan I swear lmao it was the lint ball flick for me lmfaooo

  • @travonmatthews1281
    @travonmatthews1281 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hands down new best segment man I'm dying

  • @karmellla
    @karmellla ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As much as I love this, HATE that men talk about stuff like this 😂😂

  • @shikita007
    @shikita007 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    James is the epitome of “gata see it through mah boy!”

  • @shar0009
    @shar0009 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    New fear unlocked😨 imma be making sure there's no toilet paper rolled up 😩

  • @ronniemarshall7684
    @ronniemarshall7684 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro i can't be watching these pair at 3am. My lungs about to burst holding a laugh that would wake the country up.

  • @thePanda_huma
    @thePanda_huma ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not me listening to the pod on a solo date🤣😭

  • @tonyedenenu7271
    @tonyedenenu7271 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love you guys so much. All the way from Nigeria 😍

  • @makedasanford8603
    @makedasanford8603 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Oh my god . Dengleberry’s ….- wipe ‘n’ wash folks it can never fail you.

  • @greenmean6414
    @greenmean6414 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The first one would have had me screaming like Kendrick

  • @dormammusofat
    @dormammusofat ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i actually heard the E I E I UH OOOOOOOOOH😭

  • @Maka_cmm
    @Maka_cmm ปีที่แล้ว +13

    love you guy... and please have NELLA ROSE as a guest

  • @DaBrattMia
    @DaBrattMia ปีที่แล้ว +7

    imma need fuhad and james to put the mic closer to their mouth I can barely hear them I be having to put my volume all the way to like 40 😩😩😭😭
    the captions doesn't no justice, when I watch other vids on my reg volume setting i can hear fine so idk if its just me w this issue lmao

  • @02biddle
    @02biddle ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On the real I do respect LL Cool J for making that decision and not tarnishing his legacy

  • @thabonyoni3707
    @thabonyoni3707 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Someone's gonna get bottled" is crazy ☠️

  • @ChameleonHalo
    @ChameleonHalo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    James gaging vomit voice, I LAUGHHHHHHED

  • @laylagomez8299
    @laylagomez8299 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I literally choked with laughter 😂 while watching this

  • @glambydivya
    @glambydivya ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Found you guys through twitter y’all are so funny

  • @denilsonveijo7157
    @denilsonveijo7157 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The struggle of removing the boxers without letting her know🤣🤣🤣 The struggle is real

  • @Evil-Is-Blind
    @Evil-Is-Blind ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tissue bits.. old school name "winnets" 🤣🤣

  • @scottyrobolfc
    @scottyrobolfc ปีที่แล้ว

    That massage one killed me off, we've all been there 😂.

  • @paintproduct2332
    @paintproduct2332 ปีที่แล้ว

    “It was yucky” dear lord. 😂

  • @Scorpio_78
    @Scorpio_78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:51 James 😂😂😂😂😂 too hilarious

  • @krazychilel
    @krazychilel ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First of all I was eating eggs when he said he flicked the toilet paper. I'll be back after I'm done eating 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ugochianuonye8486
    @ugochianuonye8486 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The toilet paper bit yo!! 😂😂😂
    Yuck!

  • @coachtracyeden
    @coachtracyeden ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This might be the funniest one I’ve seen 😂😂😂

  • @jstaba10
    @jstaba10 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m confused” took me out 🤣🤣

  • @elizabethnkhasi4157
    @elizabethnkhasi4157 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was heading out but when I say I sat my arse down as soon as yall posted🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @camillegreen9144
    @camillegreen9144 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got upset after the HIV Story, so sad especially in this day.
    But people can live long lives with todays treatment and even have children, but still I didn't feel good to laugh.
    I smiled and said good for him. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @stephaniejames1062
    @stephaniejames1062 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Just made my day when I saw the notification ❤

  • @jameehood8131
    @jameehood8131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Facebook lead me here. James be saying some wild stuff ! You can tell who the freaky one is !

  • @myharvey2692
    @myharvey2692 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How I'm I here howling in this kitchen because of you lot 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilovefy13
    @ilovefy13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the fact that they just using toilet paper without water/bidet yucks me to the core

  • @Soundfamiliaruk
    @Soundfamiliaruk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You man are too accurate 😂

  • @mistycappadonia5307
    @mistycappadonia5307 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one with the "WHERE IS SHE🤨" took me tf out 😂☠

  • @marcellclark7930
    @marcellclark7930 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My ex was Ethiopian and she washed everytime she did 2 OR 1. I started washing after 2 myself. I might call her....

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @1:00 'its not her fault but yuck!"
    Yes it is her fault 🤣🤣
    You should wash your self after that. Anyone who disagress with me on this means you just smear sh*t and TP around you and then leave the bathroom.

  • @LivxLaughxLove
    @LivxLaughxLove ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd text her and be like "I'm on my way to take you to lunch" then watch her stress herself trying to make it before I do...

  • @tyleahbrown3534
    @tyleahbrown3534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i literally love watching them , they are my personality brooo😂😂❤️

  • @87Strong
    @87Strong ปีที่แล้ว +26

    BIDET! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ idk why Americans hate them 🥴😭
    ...in Jail? That tweet was from experience 😭🤣💀
    Fuhad speaking Spanish. ❤ that man can do no wrong.
    Hands down the funniest vid in a min.

    • @nk7925
      @nk7925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol what’s it got to with Americans we don’t have it in the uk either

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam ปีที่แล้ว

      Bidets are the best things ever

  • @mimi101
    @mimi101 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:32 I agree with this tweet. I think this person meant its admirable that an artist wants to only put out his best and knowing sometimes the best doesn't always happen and to keep their credibility vs putting out something mid.

  • @sammiebateman8921
    @sammiebateman8921 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are a riot! 😂I am dead

  • @jairexplores8718
    @jairexplores8718 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh y’all had me dead at work 😭💀

  • @shane216taylor
    @shane216taylor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's an Undertaker WrestleMania entrance! 😂

  • @joanmerony2322
    @joanmerony2322 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving Obito's mask on the shelf

  • @princesskayla
    @princesskayla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Them Costco 40 packs look quite heavy… I’ve never had to pick one up, there’s always help… even in the car park 😉

  • @ilhaamfoster4617
    @ilhaamfoster4617 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rest In Peace my eardrums 😭I need to claim IOD from Fuhad

  • @evancuyuch9260
    @evancuyuch9260 ปีที่แล้ว

    My man James rocking it with the orange dreamsicle reign! Best flavor out there right beside the white gummy bear flavor

  • @DobermansRus
    @DobermansRus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why I am obsessed with baby wipes 😆 🤣

  • @ObeyDaqSwaqq
    @ObeyDaqSwaqq ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What grown woman isn’t showering before hand and utilizing wipes? A box of 16 summers eve is under $2!

  • @brandonx8292
    @brandonx8292 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a way to start the flippin ting! I almost got mad! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peonies4639
    @peonies4639 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *New fear unlocked*

  • @evernfromtha868
    @evernfromtha868 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The first one is a murder documentary waiting to happen 😂😭

  • @ThePippin89
    @ThePippin89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've had one of those toilet paper balls end up in my mouth before. And not just on the tip of my tongue. It worked its way very quickly to the back of my mouth.... trying to get it out while not ruining the mood was a challenge but I managed it!

    • @camillegreen9144
      @camillegreen9144 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gag 🤮

    • @hikaru78-
      @hikaru78- ปีที่แล้ว

      yuck

    • @Femmefatale32000
      @Femmefatale32000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuk!! Next time take a damp flannel, cloth and wipe around her area to make it a part of foreplay.

  • @daviddaviedavidson
    @daviddaviedavidson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gag. And I wasn’t even there.

  • @nairobikenya_
    @nairobikenya_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wipes if you can't get a bidet🤮