True chad. Giving a random woman more money than most people in these comments will hold at a time. Then the commenters will go on to find a fat gf and get anchored with 5 kids. This guy is winning if you really think about it.
It was time for him to admit he had a problem when he paid more than $50 for it. 33 now and I've been watching it since I was about 13 and still at $0 on purchasing it lol
it's a little more than porn. when you're giving an OF girl that much cash there's a lot of chatting involved. it's like they pretend to be your girlfriend.
Tom is the guy to tell you he will always walk by your side, but when you look back you see only one set of footprints and a sly smirk on Toms face. He's that kind of guy., Ah, Tom.
how dare you remind the audience when Turkey Tom adopted the path of the soy. Tom is entering his Dirty Tom phase, complete with roid rage, indifference to the suffering of others, and adopting esoteric authoritarian ideologies only bespectacled nerds high on the Aspergers range know about. You may not know it yet, but Tom has the potential to become an American Ceasar.
There's a song called pornograffitti by the band extreme. It's about how porn is everywhere, and how talking against porn is looked down upon. It was written back in the 80's every year that passes the song becomes more and more true.
Sometimes I get a little disappointed at myself for my crippleing gun addiction but then I remember that people throw thousands away on woman that don't give a fuck about them and it makes me feel a little better.
The stream moments where Tom gets so irrationally pissed off over dumb shit are some of the funniest bits. Before it was the stupid pookie bear uke shit & now this. Let's keep enraging him to the point of making him monkey climb around all over his setup guys.
That girl Jenna Lynn Meowri has went through a disturbing amount of plastic surgery and implants to look like that. Just look up how she looked prior to surgery and you will be ever so shocked.
guys seem to go for that look for whatever reason. girls pay thousands to look like that, guys pay the girls even more FOR looking like that. it bizarrely leads to all the girls looking exactly the same, but somehow guys still prefer some over others despite there being very few distinguishing characteristics between them 🤷♀
She's her own brand. She probably went to LA in dreams of becomming an influencer then got the exact same nose they all get. These people aren't human beings and they are physically unable to feel the same emotion or have the same level of thought as you. Really not that surprising.
Tom's cringe is so perfect. He see's through all the psychological manipulation and cringe attempts at just stealing your attention and money and cannot fall into the trap that this man already fell into. I agree with much of what he said in this video.
@@mrbeastjr549 yeah maybe i shouldn’t be harsh but assuming he’s doing it behind her back then i wouldn’t be able to live with myself betraying my girl in that way
She looks so fake thouuuugh. For a REALLY TRULY beautiful woman, I *MIGHT* see why if they had money to toss around, but she's... plastic. Dude should have bought a high-end sex doll.. better deal, made of the same materials basically and she doesn't talk like _that_.
@@Dapper_Doormat eh if it's a niche fetish and you're picky about the girl then there's usually only going to be a couple of girls making that content and if nobody has pirated it then you pretty much have to pay. someone's gotta be the first one to pirate it after all
Isn't there a certain level of irony in Charlie making a video basically to make fun of OF donors while also making what is basically an extended advertisement for this woman's OnlyFans.
Plot twist: It was actually Critical the whole time. “Yeah guys, it was me the whole time. A bigger twist then the time it was revealed Snoop Dogg, was infact not a real dog. I know, shocking. You’re mind is blown. Shattered.”
Imagine thinking "Yeah, going on a show and confirming you wasted 10k on a woman who doesn't give a f about you and will never touch you" is a good idea. Just imagine that...
I think the worst part about this video is paying 10K and this person having the audacity to not even know what he looks like. At a certain point this video was soft core porn. There was no need for yogurt
I'm glad the guys didn't win because it would have been sad to see number 2 find out their prize was watching Charlie and the other judge Eifel Tower that chick 😂
tom youre doing really well right now and that's awesome, just chill it with the brainrot stuff dude, I had to end up watching this hours later because the first five minutes gave me a headache
goes into gorilla flex mode, rampages around the room, trashing it, yelling how everyone is a betasoyfaggot and he, the sigma alpha mega male. That is when Tom ascends to his final incel form.
Tom is jealous they didnt identify him as their top doner. 15K down the drain.
This is 100% what it is
Top doner kebab
I’m crying bruh
he is the top gooner
There’s something so comedically perfect about a guy as nerdy as Tom telling people how to be an “alpha” 😂
He honestly needs a prop gun at this point, fr fr
To be fair you can be an alpha and like nerd shit
@SquidGains if you use the word alpha you're a virgin
idk man, tom has come a long way from being a skinny nerdy eboy
tom THICKENED up and ngl it's got me BRICKENED up.
@@themonsterlegendsbros1263 exactly
Tom the type of guy to say: "I'm not strong on my own! It's my friends who give me strength!!"
This is the most emotion I’ve ever seen from Tom
fr
streaming is clearly ruining him
@@tofu666Bro is gaining rizz by the second, it's over for us all, he's surpassed all men
that evening tom had the best jerk off of his life
Tom the kind of gal to lie on his bed holding up a photo of Wendigoon with hearts in his eyes.
Imagine paying $10,000 and not even getting sex.
Imagine expecting any form of sex after buying a woman anything
You could hire a modestly-priced escort like FIFTY TIMES for that. You could fuck once a week for a year like that
We don't have to imagine we just watched the video
@@nr-dx4zz imagine expecting sex after paying a woman. Just go to a prostitute you virgin
I've wasted money on 1000$ hookers before. I can't imagine paying 10k and only getting some texts and photos.
Tom the type of guy to say "STO🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🎺📣📣🦅🦅P"
Tom be kissing destiny on the lips and then says men talking to a hot woman isn't manly enough 😭😭
Isn't tom kissing a women tho ?
@pollengoth you're right, Destiny is a girl's name
It’s manly to kiss men. That’s why Destiny would kiss his ex after she kissed so many other guys
@@theeldertroll0535Destiny is a stripper’s name.
Kiss your homies, bro.
Tom the type of guy to say stop loudly at everything
Yeah he give off big Rich from RTU energy
Squealing like a piggie
Also the type of guy to loudly say "I'm hard! I'm horny!"
Tom doesn't realize this type of woman will be ALL OVER him in a couple years. He will find his own Anisa and the destruction will begin.
Legit
Oh no...
gay tom is the only way forward
@@yarlodek5842 This is the way
😊What time
Tom the type of guy to have gorilla grip
The turkussy😈
get me that bussy
Gorilla grip bussy
AMEN brother 🙏🙏
while hes jelqing
that squeak tom let put at the start when he was yelling was insane
that is his Goon Signal
made me bust
The headspace you have to be in to willingly out yourself publically as an OF donor, and not just any, some of the top donors...
Probably getting a bag to pretend to be a freak anyone who subs to a girls OF never leaves their home.
It’s so over bro
True chad. Giving a random woman more money than most people in these comments will hold at a time. Then the commenters will go on to find a fat gf and get anchored with 5 kids.
This guy is winning if you really think about it.
@@redtarget5275 wife? I WANT MEN!
@@redtarget5275 fat gf? I WANT A FAT BF
watching Tom feels like smoking cigarettes
it’s just cancer slop but it’s barley stimulating enough
God I fucking know
Exactly
Cigarettes at least make me feel good for a few seconds. I'd rather be deaf after this.
Hey don't insult cigarettes like that!
True true. Barley is a top 10 grain tho.
Senior Sergeant in the Goon Platoon
Major Coom, Commanding Officer of the Goon Squadron, at your service
@@heavyhebrewwouldn’t he be servicing you as the major haha get it like giving you the sex like goofing haha man that was good
First Sergeant Jelquer, lead NCO of the Goon Platoon
First Lt. Splurtz Goonmax, at your service
@@heavyhebrewcoomanding officer
I saw that video and could not believe someone dropped $5,000-$10,000 on porn. Maybe it's time for our boy to admit he has a problem.
to goon or not to goon, that is the question
Facts
@@nomorebrofistThe rizz or the gyat? Of which you shall choose which?
It was time for him to admit he had a problem when he paid more than $50 for it. 33 now and I've been watching it since I was about 13 and still at $0 on purchasing it lol
it's a little more than porn. when you're giving an OF girl that much cash there's a lot of chatting involved. it's like they pretend to be your girlfriend.
7 minutes of Stoppy Tom
Tom: *reacts*
Toppy Tom
I need 7 minutes of sloppy tom 😋😋
Toppy Tom gives sloppy top till I som out stoppy
Bro your profile pic is hilarious
Tom is the guy to tell you he will always walk by your side, but when you look back you see only one set of footprints and a sly smirk on Toms face. He's that kind of guy., Ah, Tom.
i can imagine it vividly LMAO 😂
@@PantaloonTV His firm Bulgarian hirsute hands gripping your buttocks as he carries you, his masculinity washing over like a tide of dark positivity.
That sly smirk is because he was carrying you, they were His footprints all along 🌅🙏👣
“Ban” “ban” “ban” bros got that mainstream twitch accent
Tom the type of guy to go silverback gorilla mode while on stream
This is how Tom approaches the ladies. He just yells "stop!" at them.
Sex would be okay if it weren’t disgusting.
based tbh
I think that says more about your habits/preferred partners than you intended.
@@fyre9123 okay autist
@@fyre9123projecting
Incel vibes
40 min of tom acting like he not enjoys this
I will never stop gooning to your videos Tom.
Real Turkey Tom fans remember the mirror selfies with the painted finger nails
how dare you remind the audience when Turkey Tom adopted the path of the soy.
Tom is entering his Dirty Tom phase, complete with roid rage, indifference to the suffering of others, and adopting esoteric authoritarian ideologies only bespectacled nerds high on the Aspergers range know about.
You may not know it yet, but Tom has the potential to become an American Ceasar.
tom the type of guy to say a woman making him goon is psychological warfare
The cia has been cooking 😭😭😭😭
There's a song called pornograffitti by the band extreme. It's about how porn is everywhere, and how talking against porn is looked down upon. It was written back in the 80's every year that passes the song becomes more and more true.
Some things just age like wine.
Sometimes I get a little disappointed at myself for my crippleing gun addiction but then I remember that people throw thousands away on woman that don't give a fuck about them and it makes me feel a little better.
The stream moments where Tom gets so irrationally pissed off over dumb shit are some of the funniest bits. Before it was the stupid pookie bear uke shit & now this. Let's keep enraging him to the point of making him monkey climb around all over his setup guys.
We need to see gorilla mode
Just do a metal scream already !! I KNOW IT'S RUMBLING INSIDE OF YOU!!!
That girl Jenna Lynn Meowri has went through a disturbing amount of plastic surgery and implants to look like that. Just look up how she looked prior to surgery and you will be ever so shocked.
Yeah it’s almost on par with those stories of like old ass Asian ladies getting surgery and then like fucking 20 year olds it’s weird
As if anyone is shocked that she's as faker than wrestling
guys seem to go for that look for whatever reason. girls pay thousands to look like that, guys pay the girls even more FOR looking like that. it bizarrely leads to all the girls looking exactly the same, but somehow guys still prefer some over others despite there being very few distinguishing characteristics between them 🤷♀
Remember a few years ago she tried to cancle mizkif for sexual harassment? Now look at her lmfao
She's her own brand. She probably went to LA in dreams of becomming an influencer then got the exact same nose they all get. These people aren't human beings and they are physically unable to feel the same emotion or have the same level of thought as you. Really not that surprising.
Tom the type of guy to say "Bread 👍"
10 years ago he was in elementary school saying "cash moneY"
I say that earlier on shorts
Ive never seen Tom so angry.. sounds like he’s projecting his porn addiction
I mean wouldn’t you be angry at a parasitic of girl who leeches off of lonely men
Yet another banger by Turkish Timothy.
the yogurt was a humiliation ritual
Tom literally going joker mode to pretend he doesn't want to drink her milk
Ain't no milk in them shits, that's all synthetic goo
"STOP!!!"
After the 4th time, I did. And I hated myself for watching past the 1st and expecting this bullshit to go somewhere
*Writes down notes* Tom Dark becomes Alex Jones when OF "Models" do OF-lingo
Tom going down the Pyro route.
Tom's cringe is so perfect. He see's through all the psychological manipulation and cringe attempts at just stealing your attention and money and cannot fall into the trap that this man already fell into. I agree with much of what he said in this video.
As a mormon I can guarantee our heavenly father would NOT support gooning to this PSYCHOTIC degree. Love you tom
Tom being our perfect tsundere ❤
Thank God Tom’s hair finally looks better!
bros tweaking, he wishes he was there
fr
The return of Tucking Tom
3:02 is literally Heath Ledger's Joker vibes, I think the brain rot is starting to get to Tom
The Adderall was real in this one
I'm edging my skibidi to Sloppy Tom rn
heterosexually based
Tom the type of guy to turn a 16 minute video into a 44 minute video
This entire video had me dying. Thank you Tom for another amazing video before work
3:46
One of a kind authentic terror bird screams circa 50 million years ago
tom is hoping and praying his clips get taken out of context lmao
Tom should do more reaction videos like this. They're funny
that guy having a girlfriend and being in this is so infuriating lmao. dude is a horrible human being
his girlfriend is probably is a weirdo
@@mrbeastjr549 yeah maybe i shouldn’t be harsh but assuming he’s doing it behind her back then i wouldn’t be able to live with myself betraying my girl in that way
@@kidisgone0x he says hey into the camera implying his girl will watch the video, so most likely she knows
@@slowjones9245 well then that’s good but still hard to believe that couples like that are out there tbh
"horrible human being" is an insane statement
Tom the kind of guy to say "STOOOOOP! STOP! BRO STOP!" 😊
Love seeing Tom actively losing his mind
Tom is absolutely fucking malding 😂
I haven’t been able to breathe, the level of your discomfort is my new Roman Empire 😂
OF and its consequences have been a disaster to the human race
@@Gamfluentmeh, it’s here nor there to me.
@@Gamfluentmeh, doesn’t really bother me. That’s subjective opinion stuff- facts are that Tom is fucking hilarious and we love him for it 🤘
@@mofucious2760 bro is not Ted certified
@@Gamfluentpshhhh no one is, I’m not here for certs, I’m here for comedy, Tom delivers, imo.
Tom the type of guy to goon to a episodes of Joe Rogan.
I will never understand men who pay for it. Ig except for really really niche fetishes or cosplays.
She looks so fake thouuuugh. For a REALLY TRULY beautiful woman, I *MIGHT* see why if they had money to toss around, but she's... plastic. Dude should have bought a high-end sex doll.. better deal, made of the same materials basically and she doesn't talk like _that_.
@@Dapper_Doormat parasocial relationships got men dumping millions on cornstars
@@Dapper_Doormat eh if it's a niche fetish and you're picky about the girl then there's usually only going to be a couple of girls making that content and if nobody has pirated it then you pretty much have to pay. someone's gotta be the first one to pirate it after all
Isn't there a certain level of irony in Charlie making a video basically to make fun of OF donors while also making what is basically an extended advertisement for this woman's OnlyFans.
More peopke to make fun off.
It is kinda lame and... hypocritikal. I'll see myself out.
Plot twist: It was actually Critical the whole time. “Yeah guys, it was me the whole time. A bigger twist then the time it was revealed Snoop Dogg, was infact not a real dog. I know, shocking. You’re mind is blown. Shattered.”
Why did I read that as him saying that
You're right Tom, this video has brought me to the light. I won't even look at porn again
Critikal is such a small dude
That vid was a hard watch😂
The secondhand embarrassment.
"CEASE!!!"
- PoultryThomas
Imagine thinking "Yeah, going on a show and confirming you wasted 10k on a woman who doesn't give a f about you and will never touch you" is a good idea. Just imagine that...
Her address and a list of her lethal allergies
666 thot boulevard, her lethal allergies are responsibility and monogamy
He really does have it I'm her. He killed me
BAN @@BlairBubblegum
30:49 that was such a visceral scream, I seriously worry for Tom's sanity
This is the most insane Tom has ever been on camera
I think the worst part about this video is paying 10K and this person having the audacity to not even know what he looks like. At a certain point this video was soft core porn. There was no need for yogurt
bruh imagine the aftermath of this video, they probably just sent him off with no goodbye or anything, lil bro just got in his car and drove home 😭😭😭
@@PantaloonTV I Can't tell if the cringe of that mental image is going to cause me to: suffer an aneurysm or, bust out laughing.
I'm glad the guys didn't win because it would have been sad to see number 2 find out their prize was watching Charlie and the other judge Eifel Tower that chick 😂
tom youre doing really well right now and that's awesome, just chill it with the brainrot stuff dude, I had to end up watching this hours later because the first five minutes gave me a headache
I love how cute Tom is in this video 🤤🤤🤤
Getting hit with the dollar store Greg Heffley screams
Tom should I start my gooner arc?
tom is the kind of guy to die of cringe out of a youtube video.
Tom will you please do a rear glute spread so we can finally look down into the belly of the beast
watching Tom is like watching a car crash, it gets worse every second you look but you can't look away
tom is the white kai cenat
Literal bruh moment, these dudes.
Eardrum warning. Tom is losing his mind on this video.
Tom the type of guy to eat a cookie and say "mmmmm"
Tom is correct. Gooners in the comments in shambles because their addiction was belittled.
Why did the emperor choose this path? And who will our next oppressors be?
Tom the kind of guy to say “dag nabbit”
I love how most of the video is Tom just fucking raging and screaming in raw ANGER
Bro is fr geeking
Tom the type of guy who did not take his meds today
Paying for porn is extremely beta
Tom's got that dawg in him.
This video is just Tom going through an mental episode for 44 minutes
Goon stocks are rising
😢😔
In regards to psychological warfare, the Siren myth was told for a reason. The Chinese have their own siren myths such as Xi Shi, or Da Ji.
Tom turkey gooning house when
all the walls, ceilings and floors are monitors that stream 24/7 pornhub streams
Tom is turning into acheeto
@@Dapper_Doormat hah, true that
I remember that last point about peaking early coming from Sam Hyde on Kickstarter TV, it's absolutely true. People aren't supposed to peak early.
Tom Roid raging telling people to be alpha for 40+ minutes
goes into gorilla flex mode, rampages around the room, trashing it, yelling how everyone is a betasoyfaggot and he, the sigma alpha mega male.
That is when Tom ascends to his final incel form.
I hope these guys got paid at least a little bit to do this
To them just being there is probably payment enough
Theyd just spend it on her OF so why bother
“Dude you can buy anything with $10000” the funniest line of the vid thank you Percocet Thomas