How (Not) To Answer (Ft.Wilbur) / Mcyt

[@DetectiveFoxed]

imagine if he said but I'm your brother so your an orphan to, and techno dramatically gasps XD

[@CarrolTheCat]

XD

[@charleys_dreamboat2279]

OH MY- ✨T R U E✨👌

[@tubboisjudgingyou5200]

Then he'll kill himself but got up and screams "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABYYYY"

[@vex_1s_me]

•O• oh n0

[@goo_goobie_]

Omg

[@xyniz8068]

I swear Techno has super hearing just for the word “orphan”....

[@actuallysomeshrimp]

New headcanon _/hj_

[@silverdustz8584]

That is canon 🤣

[@NoNoir_6654]

He does

[@hazelcheung7540]

Lol yes

[@starfishdbz]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. Also Tommy's face was priceless

[@ceruleqn]

Phil: _“They’ll call your parents”_
Wilbur (Non AU): *“Aren’t you my dad?”*

[@feyorinkennedy484]

We'll be back next time on :
HOW (NOT) TO ANSWER
Our main character has been knocked out by Techno
We need doctors XD

[@feyorinkennedy484]

I only edited it because I spelled knocked like nocked so please don't come at me

[@CarrolTheCat]

Ye

[@blb_gotlxst458]

Don't worry, he just needs his background music and he will be perfect

[@axiol2947]

''I dropkicked that child in self defence''-Technoblade 2019

[@N3XX0_Catt]

0:46
✨D o o r✨

[@Starasami]

Yes, ✨D o o r✨

[@randomcontentaye3178]

Techno: *aggressive Indian sounds*

[@alexkun9896]

Dream was like after wilbur walked out while T-posing: is he having life decision problems-?
Edited: that's a lot of likes-

[@lynnmiles6194]

That me T-T

[@alexkun9896]

@@lynnmiles6194 HAHA-

[@KiraSaiko11037]

Wilbur: Act dumb
Dream: Hey wilbur!
Wilbur:...
Also Wilbur: ✨ DOOR ✨
Me: NOT THAT DUMB!

[@eevee813]

When he said orphan I knew
Wilbur: anyways so yeah I just lost both my parents- wait..why do I hear boss music?

[@noirunfound0]

OKAY BUT WHOLY SH- WHAN THAT GIRL CONFESSED AND SHE LOOKED TO THE SIDE IT WAS JUST TO CLEAN IT WAS- *french kiz*😻

[@pigeonrat2401]

Wilbur : I'm a lesbian now
tommy : ( in another video/stream ) * thinking if he's a lesbian *
Tommy : wait a minute

[@pigeonrat2401]

i got highlighted and i have no idea why nor how

[@pigeonrat2401]

i dont understand how the highlighting system works

[@starless6254]

*smack smack smack*
IT'S ALWAYS DOOR

[@neptune2217]

"home-home"-wilbur soot

[@roseswonderland8757]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@OmniJuice]

YES
DROP KICK THE ORPHAN

[@cliffstudios5356]

Wilbur: i told them im an orphan
**music begins to play**
Wilbur: wha-
**music gets louder**
Technoblade: *attacks Wilbur*

[@U_SX..]

Techno: *O R P H A N*

[@YaGirlDria]

**WHEEZE** THE LAST PART

[@justbee232]

Wilbur after saying he's an orphan: *Why do I hear boss music?*

[@vinsio1712]

Wilbur: I'll tell them I'm an orphan!
Techno: *Did I hear orphan?*

[@jayinthelife0]

The designs for your characters literally make me jealous. And your skill with how they move.
*jealous mode turned on*
Still love your videos!

[@zhiulii_]

Wilbur is such a simp🌚✋

[@lunaqxii981]

RIP Will-

[@Kuznetsov.Fedora]

Wilbur: I told them I was an orphan!
Philza: but I am your da-
Technoblade: what was that? ORPHAN!!
1:00 i need a one hour version of that moment- xDD

[@tobyinnit5337]

This is definetly Wilbur.

[@elixer_dontplay3202]

Omg the ending was like BIG OOF TECHNOOO!!
So funny 😂

[@SillyMmilk]

*okay wilbur, play dumb*
"d o o r"

[@specofdust]

Alternative title: Wilbur being dumb for 1min and 3seconds

[@ANewLullaby]

I know that the second that Wilbur said "I'm an orphan" that techno was coming for him, the song just made it better

[@Lunver]

NEW TITLE: Wilbur saying random things

[@birch_r_]

✨ d o o r ✨

[@NikaSix13]

Blood for the blood god!

[@orangedreams1407]

Luckily Techno didn't have the Orphan Obliterator with him when he went on the attack.
Also D O O R-

[@aliispog7038]

TECHNOOOOOOO

[@claraswasey7772]

Techno just jumpkicked that orphan if you know what I mean XD

[@ysay_3984]

Wilbur took his acting lesson
He really know how to play dumb

[@LULLUAMAIN]

The last part was great. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@morax8887]

" D o o r "

[@moskel1677]

dream : wha-

[@Art3m1s07]

✨D o o r✨
*SLAM SLAM SLAM* Why is it always DOOR?!

[@echoberri240]

this is just a ✨masterpiece✨
DOOR

[@sandorajelema624]

Techno go brrrr

[@henryfriggin7749]

PFFTTTT THIS IS GREAT

[@lilyzamir1656]

Techno hears orphans and drop kicks them immediately

[@hushido8206]

ok, learning to call techno, just tell me what you are "orphan"

[@IzzysMom27]

Y U H

[@a1nisss]

Who else is laughing even after the video has finished also blood for the blood god lol

[@ashplant6882]

Oh dear bloodgod xDD The girl at the beginning looking adorable tho👀

[@_the_riddler]

Ever since I started watching Technoblade, every time I hear the word orphan I hear him just running at me at the highest speed possible

[@no_u420]

Legend says dre is still trying to reach that item

[@Helixy_innit]

0:39
Hey he said play dumb
So he said
✨DOOR✨

[@Stairs._.]

As soon as I saw Wilbur say orphan I knew he fucked up

[@idlepolecat8842]

Wilbur said I'm happy and I'm proud

[@coolgelliegamer9825]

0:26
I was expecting
Tommy... im lesbian now.
I thought you were *insert nationality here*.

[@T-Blazers]

Man really just got pigstep
I'm so sorry for that horrible joke, I'll kindly yeet myself outta here

[@nikaelanorsligh]

I DROPPED KICKED THAT ORPHAN IN *SELF DEFENSE*

[@lunaqxii981]

THE MOVEMENTS THO
THEY'RE SO SMOOTH
GREAT JOB

[@Saige_loves_you]

Guys who thinks wilbur is probably going to be killed for that

[@b1ank5pac3]

✨D O O R✨

[@bugsindustrials1432]

Oh boy poor Wilbur 🤣🤣

[@demonpotato1994]

RIP will....

[@zephyr_4044]

Don't say your an orphan on front of the blood God 👌

[@teabee9709]

I shall ascend into D O O R

[@satesatesateboomboom1799]

Bro techno coming for all orphans

[@HelpMe-sb1ff]

✨ D O O R ✨

[@liyuans]

PLS TECHNO REALLY JUST ZOOMED IN

[@cup1dzie_]

Nobody:
Me when somebody looks at me: 0:46

[@somerandomperson6307]

🎆D O O R🎆

[@Vivixn_.]

0:54 why do I hear boss music?

[@starnerd_]

D O O R

[@EclipseLiya99]

Wilbur:I told them im an orphan
Me:welp it was nice knowing you Wilbur

[@BugabooBADDIEMOMENT]

I'M WATCHING THIS DURING MATH😩😩😩

[@Krios_Anx-zu5kl]

1:01
He had it coming-

[@tandearlmaximevallejos6942]

WIlbur is just trying to avoid everyone-

[@thatonelilgift7086]

Home Home

[@vex_1s_me]

I've watched this so many times and still end up dying of laughter XD

[@ChloeIsabelNguyen]

Lesson of this story: DON’T SAY THAT YOU ARE AN ORPHAN NEAR TECHNO

[@txfuru-lyvix.343]

It's currently 3:40 am...
And this is the type of content I see at 3 am
N I C E

[@Yun1onn]

I feel like in Wilbur’s mind he was like play dumb not that dumb

[@mikumikumikumiku__]

FIRST- a a a a a a a a a I love this- such talent

[@justwtdo]

No sh-t
*I love that*

[@Napsforlife]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

[@NXMbfrr]

Ah yes our daily dose of Dreambur 👍

[@vex_1s_me]

Techno about to kill him than realises that theyre brothers
•-•

[@SaFuma_Fuji-Blue]

Techno need to chill the f out

[@radishvsradishvsradish7947]

0:28
tommy when the chat called him lesbian:

[@batsui646]

I still get jealous of your skills when you do the little eye movements. They just look so cool! And well made!

[@charleys_dreamboat2279]

Wilbur be like: what are you- homophobic🔪

[@justaname1646]

Ok, I just-
I love this videos too much💕💖❤️💛💚💜💙💕💗💗💖💕💓💗💙💗🧡💞💖❤️💖💓❤️

[@thatblueday8946]

Did y'all see that girls eyes like damn that was smooth

[@thepearl2533]

0:04
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE 💖
(The girl)
That's so cool too i didn't even know that i can do that 😯
Edit
Forgot i need to hold my breath 😂
because i may wake some of my family members 🤣
This is just so funny 🤣
0:57
also philza had like rear hair here😐

[@RussianSpudnik]

Tommy: "So you're gay?"
Me: Tommy, we already know this. Have you NOT watched the Yanderebur Highschool series?

[@cands8351]

🌃 D O O R🌃

[@mimiverze]

L E
B E S T

[@HALLES_ARTS]

Rip willbur but now GNF GET THE BEAN(Dream)

[@azaleawasntfound3137]

This made my day keep up the awesome work

[@Haru_Tsuki-.]

i can't stop laughig
And in the end of the video Wliby regrets when he said till this day 😔✋