As a person with Asthma I hope you’re not making a joke out this, since Asthma isn’t the worst thing to have (depending on how bad your asthma is) but still sucks to have since there are people with asthma that can’t even do something as simple and more human than running. I myself am lucky to at least be able to run. But there are the ones who can’t. And I honestly feel truly sorry for them. Because I think there is something most of us can agree on. It suck to be unable to run. Stay strong my brothers and sisters! Have a nice day, and thanks for reading this.
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@@carterwallace109 hey. I need you to know something. When you're replying to a comment, and not another reply to the comment, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THE GODDAMN USERNAME!!!! IT IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING AND UNNECESSARY!!
I’m doing great man thanks, I met up with this girl the other night. Said she had a ‘boyfriend’ or something but that I shouldn’t feel bad because she did this with like 8 different guys, I fuck crazy but I don’t fuck with crazy so I shagged her and got the fuck out of there, I heard some dude in the other room demanding kids tell jokes or something on his PC, really weird experience overall.
@@sameilerman717 "Kiddo"...rich coming from the childish prick that doesn't realise that they were, indeed, far more likely than not, together; he wouldn't have called it cheating and Kate wouldn't have admitted to it if it wasn't, dumb fuck. Also, using the "not attractive" argument solidifies you as a dumb fuck, considering attractiveness is subjective. Piss off.
he made me laugh so much and genuinely made me happy when I was sad. It feels horrible to see him in such a bad state at the moment and I hope he comes back someday to make us laugh to the point of fainting.
thank you for this. i have a friend who looks/sounds like carson and hearing carson's laugh makes my day so much better, especially now when my friend is not going to be on social media for who knows how long. things have been rough lately and they got worse when my friend left, but this made me smile for the first time in days. thank you so much. -john
I honestly couldn’t stop smiling and laughing this whole video. Gosh, he is too wholesome and funny and his laugh and wheeze is just contagious. 😂😭 Thank you for uploading this. This has made my night and day much better. :))
@@jerrychili5203 also you kinda were asking you said a manipulator was one of the most entertaining and fun people on the internet so I just had to correct you
There will be a part 2 to this at some point
This shit got me laughing so hard. lmaoooo
*whhhhhheeeeeeeeezzzee*
@uncledrew Can you do one of these for Mason and his dying penguin laugh?
PLEASE
part 3 not long after
It's like he's a robot releasing his oxygen tank after an overheat
😂😂😂😂😂
trip I was gonna say a dolphin but I like yours better
thats what he is
* Something happens *
Carson: Depressurizes pneumatics
Carson is a bot confirmemsodjed
it sounds like his laugh is laughing
Pile Of Bread Crumbs Your comment made me laugh harder than it should have. You made my day.
Did your laugh laugh too?
stolen comment
You are correct
source now
My brother sounds like this during an asthma attack.
Good to know
As an asthmatic person myself i can confirm
@@marcopalomino415 Same.
As a person with Asthma I hope you’re not making a joke out this, since Asthma isn’t the worst thing to have (depending on how bad your asthma is) but still sucks to have since there are people with asthma that can’t even do something as simple and more human than running.
I myself am lucky to at least be able to run.
But there are the ones who can’t. And I honestly feel truly sorry for them.
Because I think there is something most of us can agree on. It suck to be unable to run.
Stay strong my brothers and sisters!
Have a nice day, and thanks for reading this.
@@skyanton8453 it's a joke and it was funny
The stages of “the wheeze”
Stage 1- the wind knocked out of him
Stage 2- the goat laugh
Stage 3- the lawnmower starting
Stage 4- the ak47
Stage 4?
@B i r d our ears are too weak to know what it sounds like
Don't forget about *Slams Desk* and *Falls on Floor*!
Stage 5- Attracts children
@@GoombGoombus 17 is a child?
0:45 me remembering a meme in class that isn't really that funny
i feel called out
I didn’t ask to be exposed like this
Elisa Fernandez Gil i didnt either
666 likes
That I can really relate
It’s always a good time when Carson goes “something got stuck in the vacuum cleaner” mode
This is it, this comment won.
holy fuck ur right
@@abbydodge5641 holy shit since when did my comment get these likes lmaoo poggers
*G O A T M O D E*
DigitalBleh hahaha
Carson's laugh sounds like the number one threat to his health.
_Corona virus has entered chat_
*Katerino has entered the chat*
@@FastPacedSound o
JJGOOD PRODUCTIONS COVID-19 jokes stoped getting funny a while ago, these type comments make me want to off myself
His laugh has asthma
This will make a fine addition to my sleep playlist.
I’m sorry but this is one of the most unsettling videos are you okay
I think hes joking
When he goes GhhhhHHAAEEeerrr you go schlomp
Oh @Jan Garnes im not joking
666 like boi
3:03 "Hey carson!"
"Yeah?"
"Catch!"
"Oh!"
you know those dog toys that look like pigs and they make that weird noise?
5:49
Sounds just like it
and like those fucking chicken squeakers
OMFG
It's hilarious when you press it over and over again
Playing over and over again is fucking visceral
XD
5:02 "when you leave auto tune on"
This comment made it funnier than it already was 🤣🤣🤣
Haha. Laughed my nuts off.
Ice Is Life 3.0 u ok man?
@@only1ducc909 seems like a serious injury, you gucci? 🥴
Is that a Travis Scott reference?
"Not to be racist or anything but asian people"
*No.*
*SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH*
@@csgomomentosdivertidos1894 *Yes.*
Nyes
@@ceilingfan5290 *Yesn't*
I’m surprised Altrive’s “when your shit on inside” clip didn’t make it into the video
Or sorry bitches cocktober is over
RyanTyanMyan this calls for a part 2
When was that
Leevi Hohtari what's that video called again?
@@Mehdi-bb8rp We corrupted the textures in minecraft or something like that
2:46
I was in tears, IN TEARS, after hearing “dumpy unleashes” followed by “SPIT OUT YOUR WORDS” so aggressively💀
Sssssss -sigh-
I don’t care if this didn’t age well, this shit is still so fucking funny.
Same bro. Screw the drama, I came for the laughs
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
his wheeze sounds like 2 people laughing at once and it freaks me out
Carson consumes the souls of the weak
4:59 he laughed so hard his laugh was autotuned
I love you for this
@@Star0gaze you're welcome :)
@Jackson Mills I WHEEZED
AhHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
*jeffrey epstein did not kill himself*
1:26 : *tea kettle has entered the chat*
Tea cups:
*foot has entered webcam*
Dio!?
Jotaro!?
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0:04 always cheers me up when I’m sad
Hi, i'm Horson
5:02, he plays the notes, B, D, B, then the lower E with his wheeze, like how is this possible
we get it you have perfect pitch
bro if you could name the harmonics it would be impressive but dis aint
Built-it saxophone
@@pepsicola2796 All two set fanboys are like
-ᵐᵉ
this put me in tears
4:16 is the most painful sounding joy I've ever heard
There is zero comments and im here to make it 1 comments, no problem
Comment Numero 2
three
@@triiodide7762 quatre
@@jamescureton960 cinco
2:56 is like the most aggressive I've heard/seen Carson other than all the times he's punched something
thatTrentXVI wtf it sounds edited
xqc be like
He was an angry boy
never actually heard him yell before lmao
It was a video where they were being angry on purpose
Me: “What wheeze are they talking about”
0:05
Me: *dies laughing*
How is even posible to make those sounds lol
@@YASIGURII ikr
it sounded like a vacuum cleaner
I second that
He sounds like idk pain
1:08 Carson has already died at this point 🤣
Technically the truth.
He sounded like a wannabe dog goose
5:02 it sounded like his wheeze had autotune
Mj it did
@@carterwallace109 hey. I need you to know something. When you're replying to a comment, and not another reply to the comment, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THE GODDAMN USERNAME!!!! IT IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING AND UNNECESSARY!!
You just did it yourself tho? Hypocrite alert!
@@desbugfan8429 why does it bother u???
@@kaiju_dc YES IT DOES
1:27 LMAO HIS LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL SCREAMING
Sounds exactly like the one in my basement.
@@Flurrymurphy hol up
sofia no- just take a joke.
Good theory
the kid in his basement is screaming
“She’s seen better days, but she’s still goin!”
* immediately blows up* (2:18)
Everything you wrote was wrong
@@paana06 wow
Is that Bob the Builder from the show Bob the Builder?
Are you the real Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins?
@@paana06 Are you Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins from the channel Ninja Tyler Fortnite?
5:48 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
😂😂😂😂
Same its 3 AM and I just bursted out laughing
This video mad me cry of laughter
What game is that?
1:44 "you were like this" *Starts mystically flying*
“Oh oh oh 😦”
0:16 sounds like a plutonium bomb exploded in his windpipe
5:45 ok ok ok... puhgh *implodes*
It's not the wheezing, it's the croaking he does afterwards.
Ye it’s like that video from like 4 or 5 yrs ago where this girl says “not to be racist or anything but Asian people” then just completely loses it.
@Jebber
HOOOOO-LY, sh** look at your profile pic ❤❤❤
@@DrasticFox2004 lmao ok
1:24 is the greatest thing on the internet
It's literally the perfect clip.
yes
That GTA video will forever go down in history as one of the funniest videos of all time
Ok i know hes in a lot of hot water right now but you gotta admit, his wheeze is kinda wholesome
0:46
Me when im about to say a joke
OMG YEAH LMAO
Relatable
SAME LMAO
Same LMAO
LOL
2:17 "She's been in better shape before, I'll tell you that, but she keeps going!
*immediate boom*
...aaannnddd it's dead."
Me: *:(*
Carson: *whEEZE*
Me: *:)*
Clarice M. I relate to this with my whole heart, I miss him I hope he’s feeling better
@@behlahh Me too. He's definitely had a rough time this past little while, but he's getting the help he needs. All we can do is be supportive of him.
Yikes 😬
God I miss this Carson with the old gang
Idc about the Carson situation this shit is funny as hell and it has been ever since the first time I watched him
Spamming 0:16 sounds like me starting up my lawnmower
Holy crap yes
Bruh
He sounds like a zombie villager
LMAOOOO
What a cool funny guy, sure hope nothing bad about him comes out soon.
brain: see happy
brain: gives the d o p a m i n e
who said it was dopamine
H A P P Y J U I C E S
You can never have too much dopamine unless you die
*R E L E A S E T H E D O P A M I N E B O Y S*
Seaworld employee:”nice trick!”
The seal: 1:22
1:21
It hurts. It hurts so bad.
I enjoy living in this reality much more than I do living in the current state of the world.
Whenever I read "*Wheeze*", I'm just going to automatically imagine Carson
Yea same
Or that open-eyed laugh crying emoji meme...
carl wheezer
Fkn love Carson hope he's holding up alright and everyone else having good day or night
I’m doing great man thanks, I met up with this girl the other night. Said she had a ‘boyfriend’ or something but that I shouldn’t feel bad because she did this with like 8 different guys, I fuck crazy but I don’t fuck with crazy so I shagged her and got the fuck out of there, I heard some dude in the other room demanding kids tell jokes or something on his PC, really weird experience overall.
@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 you had every opportunity Not to say that
@@itsyaboi7110 yet he did
@@nitzel9909 yes... sadly he did
Anonlove you realize how nobody asked
1:26 Is the best one imo. My man sounds like a puppy that just got punted
Die jesus
Dude punting puppies ain't cool
That's so fucked up-
You’re not only wrong, but you’re sadistic.
XD
I’m gonna miss these so much 😔
i have some good news
I’ve got great news
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1:26 HE FELL OFF THE CHAIR
Carson Wheezer is my favorite Jimmy Neutron character.
it sounds like a dog's chewtoy thats been left in the sun for a week and melted slightly
And has a stroke as a car rolls over it
It sounds like god blessed us then my dad came back
It sounds like cram that was basking in the sun for a fortnight and became harder than steel.
As Ted once said, "Carson's laugh has gone full on goat mode" or something like that
4:17 probably one of the funniest for me
*casually flies up to the ceiling*
Carson's entire spinal cord extends forward and his jaw unhinges when he laughs.
Carson is the most wholesome guy I know...
I can't believe Katerino cheated on this guy
With 7 other people yeah she's smelly
Prince Charming 7?! Okay whose everybody on the list now?
It's cuz they were never actually dating and he's not attractive it's really not that hard to believe kiddo
sam eilerman i think carson’s cute 😳
@@sameilerman717 "Kiddo"...rich coming from the childish prick that doesn't realise that they were, indeed, far more likely than not, together; he wouldn't have called it cheating and Kate wouldn't have admitted to it if it wasn't, dumb fuck.
Also, using the "not attractive" argument solidifies you as a dumb fuck, considering attractiveness is subjective. Piss off.
No one:
Carson: "HONH"
i miss this man so much. even tho he messed up his content will always make me smile. hope he’s doing better.
He didn't mess up. the difference between 19 and 17 is only 2 fucking years btw...
@@samuelwilliams2651 oh no i’m not worried about that. i meant like his relationship with his friends etc
@@luciusisdead Jeez I'm reading this back and I don't know why I got so salty lol.
@@samuelwilliams2651 lmao ur good dude. i get where you’re coming from, too many people focus on the age gap. gets annoying lol
"Not to be racist or anything. But asian peoples- Carson wheeze"
1:26 my favorite one
same 😂😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine cheating on this lol, who could throw away this beautiful chad like that
@ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ You might want to reconsider that, seeing the new circumstances.
@ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ not anymore
Now we know
Someone: a
Carson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Bruh
@@innocentguy9639 oh gosh how this got so many likes lmao
0:05 sounds like that creature from subnautica
Reefback
I think it sounds like one of the leviathans
1:14
Jawsh saying, "donkeee" is one of the dumbest things that's made me laugh this hard
I've laughed so much at this video I actually read Jewish.
he made me laugh so much and genuinely made me happy when I was sad. It feels horrible to see him in such a bad state at the moment and I hope he comes back someday to make us laugh to the point of fainting.
I SNORTED SO LOUD AT 4:55 AND I HAVE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FOR WHOEVER JUST HEARD ME I-
I can’t wait for him to return I’ve missed his wheeze
brother
w a l t e r
Reminds me of simpler times
1:26 The way the first car juat went flying and the second one knocking hkm over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carson has such a contagious laugh, and I love it.
Him wheezing is literally 80% of his content and it’s the best
Thanks Uncle Drew
Obama Gaming Are you the real Obama Gaming?
Hello Mr. President
Thank you mr Obama
UncleDrew Perhaps.
Get pranked, idiot
Man, that was like one of the best periods on yt, miss it
This is the most contagious thing in the world, I could listen to him wheeze for hours and it'd never get old
@@HelloBrethrenGames Twitter user
when he’s not wheezing his laugh sounds like skydoesminecrafts
I was thinking the same thing!
only the gods remember him
"The Wheeze" sounds like a secret technique.
As Ted described: "You can hear the flapping of his lungs."
1:58 that donation was so perfect timing
I'm gonna miss Carson a lot.
I'll only miss his kind of humor tbh
@@IcedGaze nah he did something very bad which basically ended his career
@@IcedGaze Just search up “callmecarson allegations”
Me too man me too
He'll be back- he's gotta be back
0:16 *powering down*
I could never keep a straight face when he laughs like that.
I didn't know humans could make these noises...
Ever heard of beatboxing
this hurts
I'm really gonna miss these.
*A small compilation of Carson's laugh entering goat mode*
thank you for this. i have a friend who looks/sounds like carson and hearing carson's laugh makes my day so much better, especially now when my friend is not going to be on social media for who knows how long. things have been rough lately and they got worse when my friend left, but this made me smile for the first time in days. thank you so much. -john
3:33 what if jschlatt was a girl
It wouldn't be gay then
@@Annie-rg4if Lesbischlatt
"ZA WARUDO!"
The noise that comes after: 0:16
I miss his laugh. It’s the kind of laugh that even if you didn’t know what he’s laughing about you laugh along cause it’s infectious.
I honestly couldn’t stop smiling and laughing this whole video. Gosh, he is too wholesome and funny and his laugh and wheeze is just contagious. 😂😭
Thank you for uploading this. This has made my night and day much better. :))
Carson: *see something funny*
Also Carson: jhonk noise
Hjönk
god, i missed Carson's laugh animation so much
Simpler times, but these were great times
New times are good too.
i will sure miss that laugh
0:16 when my mom hears my 3ds at 3:am
What tf
what
0:52 It's even better with what he says before.
"I call this one, "The non-lethal takedown"
Bonus mason wheeze in the first clip
MASON WHEEZE
MASON WHEEZE
MASON... WEED?
No matter what he does, you can't deny he was one of the most entertaining and fun people in the internet.
No never found him funny
@@ToxicQueen2787 I dont remember asking
@@jerrychili5203 Damn I guess I just didn't care
@@jerrychili5203 also you kinda were asking you said a manipulator was one of the most entertaining and fun people on the internet so I just had to correct you
@@ToxicQueen2787 why are even here, if you hate him so much
pov:you’re checking old carson vids that went into your recommended
pov: you’re checking old carson vids that went into your recommended because you just watched one of carson’s new vids