he could barely manage to have no expression for 10 minutes, but PERFECTLY NAILS pretending to drum on a fake drumset to stock rock music. he truly is the most incredible bostonian man to ever live.
1:05 "AAAAAAHHHG- HUDHGUAGUAGA THE CHARACTER'S FUCKIN- THAT CHARACTER ,, THAT CHARACTER'S LIKE WHYAISPOAOSA ?? WWOUAGHGH WHAT ?? THAT CHARACTER- THAT CHARACTER'S IWHAAMIASPO ??" this took longer than it should have
1:18 i work for video broadcasting companies when i freelance and this is literally a beloved song and will be used for short highlights/promotions. i never hated a song more in my life.
i only know this song as a personal inside joke because there was this one youtube shorts video that had it, and it was the first in these series of weird goofy videos where i scroll between 2 youtube shorts back and forth and its like, idk how to explain it but itll be a combo of goofy sounds and ill forever associate the sounds with those videos
Here are the subtitles to understand his freakout: *HOUUAAAH* huannuvethat chAractar is f*ckin’ **inhale** ThAt character **inhale** THAT CHARACTERS F*CKIN LIKEWHHYVWESUPPOSEDTO VWUODU wHATT **brief pause to think of words, nope never mind** that character ThAT ChAracterslike wuaahwvebud-
I would love a compilation of just the times Jerma uses similes or makes comparisons to illustrate something weird. There has to be tens of thousands by this point
You actually introduced me to jerma through a compilation, and I’ve been following this E-clown psycho ever since. So thx for that bro, and welcomes back
If i really think about it, you are the one who introduced me to this funny heeheehoohoo man with some similar videos. I really appreciate it and i thank you.
That music he was talking about from grab that auto 5, I had a similar reaction cuz I used it in a project in video editing class and its ingrained into my head since
Just pretending to like the “Rock Out Break” is one thing, but dressing fucking ridiculous and playing the air drums while you do it is unbelievable. I tried it for 4 seconds before breaking.
Right before clicking on this video I got an ad for a mobile game that used that same exact song that's been in like every mobile game that Jerma ever played and it's so crazy
I cannot believe how long he lasted through the 'rock out break'
I couldn't do it. And this is him.
It was so funny
he could barely manage to have no expression for 10 minutes, but PERFECTLY NAILS pretending to drum on a fake drumset to stock rock music.
he truly is the most incredible bostonian man to ever live.
This is the man that can’t keep a straight face at fart noises, HOW was he able to do this?
Its fucking HOME DEPOT music.
Or like, Ford SUMMER SALE EVENT music
@@117johnpar mobile game music like grab that grotto 5 shit
Part 1 of 730
There will be more than that trust me
*part 1 of 985
Alright calm down there Pizza Cat
*Part 1 of 845
You forgot a 0
why is it limited
I love the last clip of him drumming cause he literally turns in to like a 17 year old ego
Thanks, now I'm self conscious about doing this to the nocturne OST alone in my room.
Literally Quackity
He also looks like a 22 year old college student, even though he’s 36
@@gibustheinfamous YOU'RE RIGHT
he looks like every single guy i liked in highschool simultaneously
1:05 "AAAAAAHHHG- HUDHGUAGUAGA THE CHARACTER'S FUCKIN- THAT CHARACTER ,, THAT CHARACTER'S LIKE WHYAISPOAOSA ?? WWOUAGHGH WHAT ?? THAT CHARACTER- THAT CHARACTER'S IWHAAMIASPO ??"
this took longer than it should have
Just here to say I appreciate the transcription, good work
thanks now I can sing along 😚😚
I'm literally in tears over this
what was the game?
@@ryanlebowski4018 i think it was warioware?
The “gimp mask” comment was funny enough but him calling it a turtle annihilated me
I hadn't seen that clip, so when the duck came out I laughed out loud, but then he called it a turtle I HAD to slap my table
1:17 was just one of the greatest long duration payoffs ever. It came out of nowhere and reminded everyone of simpler times.
What song is it
@@kapjoteh the jerma official theme song
@@kapjoteh darude sandstorm
1:40
I audibly gasped.
1:18 i work for video broadcasting companies when i freelance and this is literally a beloved song and will be used for short highlights/promotions. i never hated a song more in my life.
That's pretty wack haha
I had a high school teacher use it for a presentation on taxes in my personal finance class
i only know this song as a personal inside joke because there was this one youtube shorts video that had it, and it was the first in these series of weird goofy videos where i scroll between 2 youtube shorts back and forth and its like, idk how to explain it but itll be a combo of goofy sounds and ill forever associate the sounds with those videos
what song is it
@@cheet0ren_167 Bensound - Happy Rock
The fact that I am alive at the same time as jerma feels special
i am a porn artist currently working on ohiao
I'm pretty sure that jerma's been around since the first multicellular life came to be, so idk why you'd feel so special
@@TheMightySpurdo😢
1:03 might be one of my favourite Jerma freakouts. He literally turned into the Tasmanian Devil
He sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog trying to explain to Muriel that there's a monster in their house.
Here are the subtitles to understand his freakout:
*HOUUAAAH* huannuvethat chAractar is f*ckin’ **inhale** ThAt character **inhale** THAT CHARACTERS F*CKIN LIKEWHHYVWESUPPOSEDTO VWUODU wHATT **brief pause to think of words, nope never mind** that character ThAT ChAracterslike wuaahwvebud-
he turned into blitz commentator
13:13 shows how good an actor he is sometimes, he can just keep going with a joke even after saying he cant do it
I remember the clip around 4:20 typing in chat "pin him against the table and rail him" and I think he saw it
why did you type that 🤨
@@AccV999 why do you think i shouldnt have
LMAO I think I saw that too, chat was going wild about the accidental railing
He's in VR, he can't see chat unless he looks at his hand
SOBBING
I would love a compilation of just the times Jerma uses similes or makes comparisons to illustrate something weird. There has to be tens of thousands by this point
Bad Analogy Andy
literally on the level of homeric similes. bro wrote the iliad and the odyssey
Like how he explains why he hates the sound of tape by saying he’s scared of ovens
"If I chopped you up in a meat grinder..."
@@gakulon I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!
1:05 is just jerma’s joker arc. it’s the reason he terrorizes a grocery store every hour
2:52 Can we talk about the fact that he broke the world record in hammer throw by over 21 metres?
theres tears in my eyes over him calling a baby chicken a turtle
That clip broke me
There's tears in my wyes over you calling a chick a baby chicken
@@Jiub_SN i noticed months ago and have been too embarrassed to fix it now. im like the emperor who wears no clothes.
a baby chicken
@@koiinobori be niceys..
4:18 when he bends the guy over and realises what he's done so shuffles sideways off screen 😭😂😂
1:02 My favorite Jerma moment hands down. I love that creepy Wario broke his brain so hard.
i love this silly, little man. what a jokester
hehe
little?
@@zolo4600 hes 4ft 1
You got beef with a silly little guy?...
Poor shame! :3
I saw a comment that said he was a perfect mix of a 12 year old boy, a teenage girl and a 40 year old man and I can’t unsee it
9:50 i love how he just point blanks her like 5 times with a 40 mil lol
10:36 - 10:46 Being a hockey player for the last 11 years, I can confirm of this
You actually introduced me to jerma through a compilation, and I’ve been following this E-clown psycho ever since. So thx for that bro, and welcomes back
there is no streamer that cheers me up after a bad day more than Jerma
2:09 jerma coming dangerously close to quitting twitch and starting an emo band
3:41 had me dead
twisted fucking cycle path
hey don't say that
the real hump in the rock out break is how long it takes you to start actually rocking out and jerma did almost immediately
jerma's the only streamer I know that regularly hurts himself from laughing
i really love how he thought his duckie hat was a turtle ❤❤
this is incredible, hes so so silly
He ate the other 984 jermas to absorb their sense of humour
I think this is, pound for pound, the funniest jerma compilation
If i really think about it, you are the one who introduced me to this funny heeheehoohoo man with some similar videos. I really appreciate it and i thank you.
I keep laughing at the “hair tied up in braids”
I feel Jerma just takes 56 acid tablets before stream and just rolls with it
4:20 case and point
he talks about taking edibles often
Jerma must’ve been cursed not only to always be hilarious but also to have hilarious stuff happen the entire stream
I love how normal and well adjusted he is
Grab that auto V is one of the best Jerma videos
1:17 jerma literally started having ptsd flashbacks
That music he was talking about from grab that auto 5, I had a similar reaction cuz I used it in a project in video editing class and its ingrained into my head since
I could not physically handle the rock out break bit
Just pretending to like the “Rock Out Break” is one thing, but dressing fucking ridiculous and playing the air drums while you do it is unbelievable. I tried it for 4 seconds before breaking.
I literally can't stop laughing, and I've seen all these clips like 10 times before.
13:03 is my favorite Jerma moment ever
It’s like a baby was magically granted the ability to speak like a middle aged man
HIM CALLING THE HAT THAT HE PRESUMABLY BOUGHT WITH HIS OWN MONEY KNOWING WHAT IT IS AND THAT IS VERY CLEARLY A DUCK A TURTLE
Jerma might be the most naturally funny man on the internet.
Literally reality twists just to make him say funny shit, everything comedically possible happens to this man
Idk man, have you seen chris and zach together
the horn right at 5:28 sounds exactly like the first note of 2/2 by brian eno
jerma seemingly discovering tom and jerry will never leave my mind
He looks like a totally different person each time I see him
3:26 it's a bird..
What an opening clip
Never even seen that one.
funny youtuber makes life okay
Every person in the chat is just another voice in jerma’s head
I love Jerma
Why is he so obsessed with making first timer viewers think he's cringe?
He has to filter his audience, not everyone can handle such a deranged psycho streamer.
Especially since the trendy girls are hopping onto him
cause its funny
It’s so funny
@@Jarandjar 😕😕😕
Everytime Jerma makes me cry
He really says "that's impossible" a lot when it's clearly completely possible.
After Jerma985 passes on, Jerma986 will become the next funniest man to ever live
No one ever talks about how fucking wild it is that he called the duck beanie a turtle. Fucking psychopath.
jerma is literally a walking always sunny character
damn if only this guy was real
Jerma using all the syringes made me laugh really loudly and it's 6 am and everyone's asleep.
M-Man? I thought he was a cryptid like Bigfoot or Mothman or Margret Thatcher
Jerma being flabbergasted about cartoons being excessive is hilarious
Holds up chick mask and says it's a turtle
This is my high video, this keeps me alive and giggling
You should make a compilation of all his dead time and failed jokes
failed jokes would be funny but why deadtime lmao
@@barthologhoul its be funny to see all his inane ramblings
1:07 so we’re not gonna talk about this man having a seizure
I had a borderline mental breakdown while watching this
@5:49 couldn't have been better timing now a days
Right before clicking on this video I got an ad for a mobile game that used that same exact song that's been in like every mobile game that Jerma ever played and it's so crazy
I wish Jerma was real...
i would go to school if this was JERMA if the teachers were JERMA and if all our books were about JERMA. i wish JERMA was real.
The only streamer worth watching
I’ve never been able to give a reason as to why he’s so funny, he just is. I don’t even understand it
2:35 no WITNESSES
Rest in peace
Man sometimes it's crazy to look back and think I loved this mans content when I was 13 just as much as I do now at 24.
*clearly a baby chicken* "it's like a fuckin turtle"
She's got her hair tied up in BraIdS!
why did he have chameleon eyes in the first clip 💀
7:01 when your ford fiesta wont start.
the funniest man to never exist
yeah hes amazing a lot of people dont know him cause he is really small streamer
Jerma Is like slimecicle but with less of the sanity...
⚠️ Flashing lights/imagery/noises/Volume/Offensive/Disturbing Content Warning ⚠️
It’s like people see someone being theirselves/just having fun and say ‘this is the funniest shit to ever exist fr’
1:52 the og guguduh guguduh
qlready feel like im going to throw up from the first clip so i know this comp.will be fucking epic
i love him
1:17 -every commentator in wwe when someone returns lol
3:41 is exactly what all vr FPS games gotta be encouraging players to do
I can’t stop watching jerma, I need help
local GREEDY STREAMER is TOO FUNNY; KILLS VIEWERS from LAUGHTER
I watch these in my work break room and Force myself not to laugh. It is the most achievable and satisfying high
I feel attacked at the ending bit. 😂
Jerma isn't real and can't hurt you, except he is real and will hurt you.
To have previously lived* RiP send one up for the big man!
1:06
i wish jerma was real