Schlatt free-booted all his views with the power of reacting to it and leeching all the money with little to no effort on his behalf but it doesn't matter he has a business that sells worthless gamer supplements and you don't!
@@etaq2 It's still scummy and lazy. Cause even if the videos are made by fans who give Schlatt consent for him to react to it, the fans who make the videos are still getting less compensation for doing like 90% of the heavy lifting. All Schlatt is really doing is watching their videos and regurgitating like 5 or so shitty in-jokes. Schlatt should honestly just go back to doing gaming videos and running his shit gamer cocaine business.
Here at Corporate Business Inc, we deny all the allegations of capturing people and locking them in our basement as it is against our company policy. In theory, if we were to do it (which we don't by the way), we would hire an agent to do all the dirty work for us and make them go through multiple indirect channels so that the captured would be completely untraceable and there would be no evidence connecting to our company. We would then lock them in our highly secured basement with a military grade bank door so that there would be no escapees that would give our company our bad reputation. Again, these are all hypothetical and should not be taken seriously. Hope this answers your question! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team
I am a kid. I almost understood everything. BUT... I did not understand why business partners are bad. I went through internet and read smth like 3 different articles. Still didn't understand. I have opened lemonade stand. My classmates are now working here without my permission. NOW I NEED TRAINER 3000😭
I’ll go first: The number of puppies this machine has gotten adopted! The amount of money (in dollars) this machine will save you in legal fees in just one year!
Our database seems to be detecting that you have already made this query before. Here is the response in case you missed it: Theoretically, yes, the CBT™ 3001 would keep the IRS off your back, but only if you've put every single employee through the machine, but unfortunately, they keep pumping out new recruits everyday like hotcakes and you can't escape them (speaking from experience). - Corporate Business Tech Support Team
@@thatgamingdrip Technically speaking, yes it can, it can also remove all kinds of diseases and cancers, just don't expect to live after the procedure. Hope this helps! - Corporate Business Tech Support Team
If “Schlangus” gets his hands on the machine, it’ll be named the CBT 15000 by the end of the month.
yes, maybe even more.
What does it stand for? 😊😊😊
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@@norumar141 Corporate Business Trainer
real
@@norumar141child biting t-rex
the number shows how many "test subjects" didn't make it out 💀
Oh- 😅
at the end it says 3001 because test subject 2 was detected
Wow a legit 100% torture machine
dont accept the gold play buttons they're cursed with relentless restraining orders
Wdym
@@Equinox4.0.4big youtubers like little kids
how has this not reach 1 million views yet? this is a masterpiece.
Schlatt free-booted all his views with the power of reacting to it and leeching all the money with little to no effort on his behalf but it doesn't matter he has a business that sells worthless gamer supplements and you don't!
@MikkoMaggieMore it's still kinda scummy cause the viewer does most of the work
@@the_milkmann it was sent to him by a viewer of this soo mission failed succesfully?
@@etaq2 It's still scummy and lazy. Cause even if the videos are made by fans who give Schlatt consent for him to react to it, the fans who make the videos are still getting less compensation for doing like 90% of the heavy lifting. All Schlatt is really doing is watching their videos and regurgitating like 5 or so shitty in-jokes. Schlatt should honestly just go back to doing gaming videos and running his shit gamer cocaine business.
@@the_milkmann hes a reaction channel, still blame the sender
The sound effects are just perfect
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
:o
Wait u guys friends? I noticed that this has a similar thumbnail to *Destructive Solutions*
Omg pixelz-with-the-last-letter-of-the-alphabet is here
do a collab RIGHT NOW!!1!!1!
this is so relatable my illegal meth business is constantly full of illegitimate business partners
Then get the machine!
@@cool_man_III use the mini to show what happens if you're bad! 😄
I need some
i love tort-training my subjects
1:39 gets me every time 💀
xD
ok so we got
and
and lat but not least,
RIP chezburgerer, he was.
2:14 my “favorite” part of the video 💀
Nobody mentioning how chezburger scream at the end there is just the "ambatukam" scream? Don't ask me how and why I recognize it instantly
The bear is saying "thank you SO much..." from a similar video made by the same individual I believe.
2:05 Did he just burn his balls on accident-
0:29 “i’ve committed fraud!” is crazy💀
HEY YOU
@@xaviidk yea
are you always attracting legitimate business partners?
@@xaviidkuh huh
0:27
that goddamn tom scream always gets me 😂1:35
Look at the number on the side of the machine when that happens heheheh
@@Pinapl94390 hehe nice catch!
shratt brought me here, will be investing all my life savings. Thanks CBT!!
I can’t believe this was on “Schlorgasbord’s” very own “schlizzle” tank.
Got me to order! Its 10/10!
Great to hear that! Can't wait for your 5/5 star review for the machine once it arrives!
(we're not asking)
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
1:49 bro ballin fr
The girl that's never been treated right:
Ayroron balling against an awesome shark at the sea:
The fact mr schlatt watched this is comedic
Your Honor, you can’t arrest these men. My CBT3000 finds them completely legitimate businessmen
How do you NOT have more subs with this amount of effort
I love CBT! (Corporate Business Training) The CBT3000 REALLY helps with my CBT! :D 10/10 would remove illegitimate business partners again!
2:05 skill issue
Man i hate when my legitimate totally not illegal goofy silly drug empire business gets illegitimate business partners, ill take 20!
The ending 💀💀💀
Man the CBT looks amazing i need to buy it
1:29
I like that not only that it's equipped with a Saw blade death trap. The 3000 is it's kill count.
just noticed now that it went from 3000 to 3001 lol
lol
“Check out these testimonials from our very satisfied customers”
*me waiting*
“OH WAIT-“
what a masterpiece 😭
“Check out these testimonials from our satisfied customers!”
*prolonged silence*
that one killed me im dead you’ve achieved peak comedy I swear
Perfect way to solve any business problem we ever have!
This so underrated saw this in a schlatt vid
Comedy heaven.
They did my boy chez dirty
0:54 Schlepping is there
NO. 1 BEST ANIMATOR MAN YOUR SO GOOD AT MAKIN PPL LAUGH TO DEATH XD I LOVE DIS 😂😂
I just found your channel and man how are that underrated your work is amazing just beatifull pkd continue
this is not roblox this is a fever dream and i love it
1:31
bro got sterile for life 💀
10/10 product, gonma test it for myself
Masterpiece.
A machine that turns illegitament potential business partners into minced meat? Thats one way to get free burger patties.
2:04 I love this part
This sounds amazing! I want one!
Why is this guy all the way down here in the basement?
Here at Corporate Business Inc, we deny all the allegations of capturing people and locking them in our basement as it is against our company policy. In theory, if we were to do it (which we don't by the way), we would hire an agent to do all the dirty work for us and make them go through multiple indirect channels so that the captured would be completely untraceable and there would be no evidence connecting to our company. We would then lock them in our highly secured basement with a military grade bank door so that there would be no escapees that would give our company our bad reputation. Again, these are all hypothetical and should not be taken seriously. Hope this answers your question!
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
@@ayroron and why is the FBI at my door?
Hmm that sounds like one of the videos I saw with Cbt
Now this here is a machine that every business needs
Haven’t laughed in a long time, rewatching this i just noticed what the number is for.
What is it
@@ItzBIULD u see when the guy gets grinded up and the number changes to 3001?
@@Pinapl94390 oh my fucking god
@@ItzBIULDHELP
TORT-TRAINING 😂😂😂
why do they remind me of some canadian characters from south park
WAIT A SECOND, JEFF SYNDICATE HIP HOP
Nobody mentioned the fact that Batu Khan is on the side of the machine.
Bro what did hear torture 0:40
They just turn 3000 to 3001 out of nowhere
2:04 the video in the top left is another thing that cbt stands for
0:41
we love cbt!!!!
Roblox in Canada be like:
(South Park reference)
Roblox Krungston Moment
this is very underrated
Thought this was a trailer for a roblox game
I came here from schlatt
After seeing the footage I understand why it's called cbt 3000
the number represents the amount of illegitimate business partner it has "trained" (3000->3001 after test subject 2 doesnt come out)
I think the reason why the number goes up by 1 everytime a person gets sacrificed to it is to avoid lawsuits 💀
2:04 what the hell💀
Wow, how emotional 🤯
It has CBT for a reason.
I can’t believed you inserted the “thank you so much” audio for the Teddy Bloxpin in a much more appropriate context
Wait wait what happens when you do both evil and good what happens
now can we get it as a toolbox model
11/10 contraption, NO MORE ANNOYING PORTUGUESE C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶R̶E̶N̶ WORKERS RUINING MY 'BUISSINESS'
Your animations are so good just please don't be like notive please please pelase lelease please
I am a kid. I almost understood everything. BUT... I did not understand why business partners are bad. I went through internet and read smth like 3 different articles. Still didn't understand. I have opened lemonade stand. My classmates are now working here without my permission. NOW I NEED TRAINER 3000😭
what was happening to chez burger💀
man i love CBT!
0:45
What _does_ the number stand for? (Wrong answers only)
I’ll go first:
The number of puppies this machine has gotten adopted!
The amount of money (in dollars) this machine will save you in legal fees in just one year!
atleast shclhorp didn't steal the video he gave some credit in the description
2:05 this had me laughing
fucking awesome
Just take my damm money already
Does it work on pinos grandma
yes absolutely 100%
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
Guurb
2:13 This one just feel uncomfortable. Because of (ambatucom and ambasing is a same guy.)
What is dreamybull doing at the back of the machine💀
this was on schlatt
the screen💀 2:09
Chez chez chez chez chez!
all my homies love cbt
get this guy to 50 million
2:07 💀
Ambatukam on the screen🤑🤑🤑
Can this keep the IRS off my back?
Our database seems to be detecting that you have already made this query before. Here is the response in case you missed it:
Theoretically, yes, the CBT™ 3001 would keep the IRS off your back, but only if you've put every single employee through the machine, but unfortunately, they keep pumping out new recruits everyday like hotcakes and you can't escape them (speaking from experience).
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
@@ayroron I have a new query can this get rid of dementia?
@@thatgamingdrip Technically speaking, yes it can, it can also remove all kinds of diseases and cancers, just don't expect to live after the procedure. Hope this helps!
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
"Tort-Training"
underated video💯
yay
You know what else also stands for?
HALTONE SHADIBNG TUTOURIL PLAESSSS