Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight

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  • @MagentaCartherWrites
    @MagentaCartherWrites  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌

    • @crxptic.t
      @crxptic.t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:<
      (not from Texas 😅)

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD

    • @Chronically_JK
      @Chronically_JK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  • @the-ironclad
    @the-ironclad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6000

    Sensei, I have COVID-
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.

    • @waterman1924
      @waterman1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's actually funny

    • @smackinbaits6693
      @smackinbaits6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!

    • @EpicDubTime23
      @EpicDubTime23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      "I have coronavirus."
      Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."

  • @DRAGONOFTHEWEST
    @DRAGONOFTHEWEST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3736

    Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone"
    Johnny: "QUIET!"

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We don’t do that in our dojo

    • @ej830
      @ej830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *smacks inhaler away and into the wall*

    • @zoi1194
      @zoi1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ej830 not anymore

    • @DoubleDee382
      @DoubleDee382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      QWYET!!!

  • @JTB33b
    @JTB33b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😁👍🏼

    • @johnpark7972
      @johnpark7972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult

    • @KracklinDark
      @KracklinDark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one.
      But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.

    • @tjp2109
      @tjp2109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19011

    Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.

    • @everybodysMaster1
      @everybodysMaster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

      Doctors didn't think Miguel would walk again! Johnny told him to walk. We need johnny at the make a wish foundation.

    • @khalilbrandyburg2038
      @khalilbrandyburg2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

      Johnny needs to fight covid

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

      Hawk also got off the spectrum

    • @jonathankopf8330
      @jonathankopf8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@Xenovation3334 Lmao

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Johnny is a god

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6546

    "The patriarchy"
    "I hate the Patriots too"
    I'm on the floor, I love this man 😂😂

    • @soccerlube
      @soccerlube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Someone is salty about Tom Brady LOL

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Most Americans after hearing that line: 👏👏👏👏

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He hates the patriots too?
      He Should be a dlc for Metal Gear

    • @Will.Flavell
      @Will.Flavell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Typical American feminist women still complaining they are being oppressed

    • @biggestofthemall287
      @biggestofthemall287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4457

    The world needs more Johnny Lawrences

    • @jaobidan2358
      @jaobidan2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agreed. Luv your videos.

    • @huenhuan2103
      @huenhuan2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......

    • @FirstLast-dm7hv
      @FirstLast-dm7hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...

    • @firefalcon100
      @firefalcon100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree

  • @snyper105
    @snyper105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet was hands down the best moment in the entire show.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣💯 I loved it 🙌

    • @bhargavram4027
      @bhargavram4027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I agree bro. Loved that part. Especially the first thing he did when he found the internet is omg 😂 😂 😂

    • @Yurihyuga766
      @Yurihyuga766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ohh man and he’s using an old school windows

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Yurihyuga766 Windows XP 😁

    • @John-xr9ry
      @John-xr9ry 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯

  • @Jae..9..
    @Jae..9.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fr lmaooo

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.

    • @reijiminato8762
      @reijiminato8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Don't forget Iron Eagle!

    • @habkeinnamengefund
      @habkeinnamengefund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏

  • @PsychoMetalKid
    @PsychoMetalKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1723

    "Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus"
    "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Bro Johnny is a fucking mood

    • @ИорданЙео
      @ИорданЙео 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah real man drinks coors!

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so...
      Asspulled comment.

    • @kingades1013
      @kingades1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything...
      Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment

    • @George_D.10
      @George_D.10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dvda9725 Quiet!

  • @samzheng5803
    @samzheng5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4097

    "the doctor said that I could be on the spectrum."
    "I dunno what that is, but get off it pronto."

    • @artortega7230
      @artortega7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      That's my favorite part of the entire series.

    • @YChromosome99
      @YChromosome99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @ForearmsPlug
      @ForearmsPlug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      notice how it worked too, he comes back the next day acting completely differenr

    • @machinegun9039
      @machinegun9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What does that mean? Can you explain.

  • @jay_sun2088
    @jay_sun2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3629

    He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”

    • @echobird115
      @echobird115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣

    • @ch1cken_tenderz829
      @ch1cken_tenderz829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”

    • @maxwellbaker3951
      @maxwellbaker3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days

    • @cavemanjay
      @cavemanjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "send it to the internet" was the one for me.

    • @robert04872
      @robert04872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.

  • @Camslam_
    @Camslam_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay
    Gordon: FUCK OFF
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @hehhehhuhhuh7014
      @hehhehhuhhuh7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CamSlam 2496: GOOD ONE!

    • @jakobgrayson1039
      @jakobgrayson1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It'd be like when two antivirus programs detect eachother

    • @Decommissioning-this-channel
      @Decommissioning-this-channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gordon: “where’s the lamb sau...”
      Johnny: “QUIET!!!”

    • @chevvalah1085
      @chevvalah1085 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES.

    • @Th0ughtf0rce
      @Th0ughtf0rce 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Kreese would be a match for Marco Pierre White.

  • @mexicancat13
    @mexicancat13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Can we all appreciate how Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma by telling him to stop having it?

    • @LatinGiudo817
      @LatinGiudo817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And now we can add Miguel's paralysis. Johnny might be the *real* cure for Covid...

    • @madarauchiha2953
      @madarauchiha2953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      dude became jesus. he cured Asthma and Paralysis, just by telling him to stop having it. we need the 3rd Testament 😂

    • @somethingthing9634
      @somethingthing9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @crossface904
      @crossface904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And cured his not being able to use his legs by telling him to move his legs

    • @conniethesconnie
      @conniethesconnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He also got Hawk off the spectrum.
      He should be a televangelist. "What are you doing in a wheelchair? There are no cripples in Cobra Kai. Now get up and walk."

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8889

    The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!

    • @davidbanks8823
      @davidbanks8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on
      Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    • @SGK1206
      @SGK1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel

    • @stormisboredgaming8801
      @stormisboredgaming8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough

    • @jarlvincentpineda4622
      @jarlvincentpineda4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.

    • @mrskenobi67764
      @mrskenobi67764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nah he’s the most hottest 😍

  • @ishaanarunabh5863
    @ishaanarunabh5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11438

    In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yeah

    • @john9409
      @john9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

      If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :)
      I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight

    • @anugranmathimugan2778
      @anugranmathimugan2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nah always loved JL

    • @ghg.14
      @ghg.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "The doctor said I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."
    😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.

  • @dhhshd973
    @dhhshd973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is

  • @DennisEspiritu
    @DennisEspiritu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    Johnny: "Nice shirt"
    Kid: "Thanks"
    Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"

  • @koko87371
    @koko87371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    “Leave your asthma your peanut allergies and all that other made up bullshit outside is that understood?!”
    I’m dead😂😂😂😂

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’m part blind, and have extremely limited vision in my right eye, that’s not made up. Lol

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@feazeldagamer2247 QUIET

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@stephengrigg5988 *Goes stiff* YES SENSEI?!

    • @jjgb192485
      @jjgb192485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And so he did it

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Blue guy I also got a gluten allergy too, also high functioning autism, asthma, thyroid (Hashimodos), & Epstein Barr Virus on top of being part blind.

  • @Eternal_Trust
    @Eternal_Trust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂

  • @BAaKeD15
    @BAaKeD15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    Anyone realize that Johnny actually cured Miguel’s asthma 😂😂😂 I mean you never see him have a problem again haha.

    • @juliusman104
      @juliusman104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      He also got hawk off the spectrum

    • @userjlj
      @userjlj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      and got miguel to walk again.. the guy's a miracle worker..

    • @ibnmianal-buna3176
      @ibnmianal-buna3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      A true doctor!

    • @00ghostcobra
      @00ghostcobra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@juliusman104 No. Hawk is still on the spectrum.. He just deals with it a little better now. There is still something wrong with him though.

    • @Tisply25
      @Tisply25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@00ghostcobra Doctors told him that he COULD be on the spectrum, not that he is on the spectrum. They told him that based off a certain observation, not an actual test.

  • @C10-n1x
    @C10-n1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7232

    You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”

    • @Art-sk4wb
      @Art-sk4wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

      @Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't.
      Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period.
      so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills.
      When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country.
      It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?

    • @DrRifatChowdhury
      @DrRifatChowdhury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    “Are you losers?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you nerds?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you sure?
    “NO SENSEI”
    Johnny:🤦

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mhm

  • @johnrigs6540
    @johnrigs6540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .

    • @somedude7892
      @somedude7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means

    • @josephgledhill7046
      @josephgledhill7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrTimjm009 lucky

  • @Lite727
    @Lite727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Hawk truly owes Johnny a great deal because he was the first person to ever truly push him and break through to him by telling him the worlds not gonna feel bad for you because of just they way you were born. “Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything. He seriously pushed him and made him embrace his weakness rather than curl up and constantly take out self pitty.

    • @dolph41taylor57
      @dolph41taylor57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Give credit to Hawk too, he could’ve easily continued to be an insecure loser after Johnny insulted him, but instead decided enough was enough and flipped the script

    • @phoenixdaronco9540
      @phoenixdaronco9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair, I think it's a good thing to feel sympathy for people like Hawk because if humans were made to love and respect each other, everyone should feel included; even people who were born a certain way like Hawk. We are all humans, and we all have unique, similar struggles that we're dealing with. Personally, I feel bad for Hawk, and I loved seeing him grow throughout the series. It's about time someone said this.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "“Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything"
      This was never the argument. The argument is: nobody should get bullied, period. Who is this made-up person who believes they are the "exception" to bullying? I've never met a bullying victim who thought "bullying is ok except for me". I've seen BULLIES who think that way, never bullying victims. And I guess that tracks because a lot of the stuff Hawk did when he became a bully was no better than the shit people were doing to him. A lot of it was worse.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@franklinbadge1215 Just because no one *should* get bullied, which is a well established mentality mind you, doesnt mean it still doesnt happen.
      Theres plenty of people out there who'll never cease preaching about body positivity, yet ridicule someone over a beer belly. Why? They'll just make up excuses in their heads to justify it. "Douche deserved it".
      Your idealism doesnt and likely never will hold up to the real world. Thats why its so important for *everyone* to know how to deal with it.

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And then he became the bully

  • @danesonger2913
    @danesonger2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Miguel: I have asthma
    Johnny: NOT ANYMORE
    Miguel: *never has asthma ever again*
    Doctors: I guess I'll die

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did that as a kid. Threw my inhaler away.

    • @Matoxina
      @Matoxina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Miguel's asthma: undestandable sir i'll cease to exist

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bas Rutten used to have asthma and allergis until he met Johnny

    • @SuperRedrum123
      @SuperRedrum123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read up how Teddy Roosevelt delt with Asthma pretty interesting story

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      na docs are fine they can deal with apples they can deal with johnny.

  • @christophermeyers
    @christophermeyers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Students from my dojo said I should have gotten an Apple, you sold me a lemon.

  • @jameslough6329
    @jameslough6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me!
    Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch!
    😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!

    • @johnny5805
      @johnny5805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄

    • @rnathanielryaan2034
      @rnathanielryaan2034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's so real

    • @HM-zd5qk
      @HM-zd5qk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅

    • @CourtneyLachiver
      @CourtneyLachiver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love this show.

  • @KobraProductions1
    @KobraProductions1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    Make "Johny lawrence saying QUIET for X minutes straight"

    • @MagentaCartherWrites
      @MagentaCartherWrites  3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      It would be short, but GLORIOUS! 😂😂

    • @Arek152
      @Arek152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@MagentaCartherWrites And at the end of that Miguel saying "QUIET!" on Johny from s3.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Arek152 Was about to say this. That was an epic moment

    • @wynnchester8358
      @wynnchester8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akmal94ibrahim ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @jasonmarshall4522
      @jasonmarshall4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MagentaCartherWrites Fr please do this🙏

  • @jadetteom
    @jadetteom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Johnny: gives inspiring speech in school
    Also Johnny: immediately knocks books out of a kids' hands

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Sorry old habit

    • @Randoman
      @Randoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He apologized

    • @theogssj6paths114
      @theogssj6paths114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was a force of habit, he apologized after

    • @MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds
      @MiguelRodriguez-dk2ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theogssj6paths114 He is a Jerk,but with a Heart of Gold.

    • @kissme1518
      @kissme1518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny: Don't pick that up beat me up!
      True lesson

  • @rasheedlee1
    @rasheedlee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "ARE YOU NERDS"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    "ARE YOU SURE"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eldiablo5251
    @eldiablo5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up"
    LMAO

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lust767 social justice warriors

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny is still the bully 😂

  • @brunoronchetti718
    @brunoronchetti718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Man: “you a customer here?”
    Johnny: “Oh no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning” 😂😂😂😂

  • @colinnaylor1900
    @colinnaylor1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!

  • @pitster
    @pitster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    He was born to play that role.

  • @diyaramakrishnan8597
    @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    “Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.

    • @diyaramakrishnan8597
      @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about
      taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire

  • @HandheldGamingHQ
    @HandheldGamingHQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3676

    Johnny Lawrence is the only Netflix character that gets a modern day political correctness pass

    • @captaingenius-o1c
      @captaingenius-o1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      My guess is because Will Smith is one of the producers, so WILL can get away with it... Johnny's character is the MAIN reason why this show is watchable.....

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      His replies to it are also actually hilarious like instead of just being an ass his character feels like actual ignorance and not just intentionally being mean...if that makes sense

    • @SladetheBlade..
      @SladetheBlade.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@kennyb1588 he’s just a serious product of the 80s and is still a jock at heart lol

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@SladetheBlade.. I love it though! Even tho I guess you could me describe as someone whose into pc culture I love when people can effectively make fun of it and he’s one of the only examples where it’s actually funny if that makes sense like I watch a lot of family guy but the jokes they make about pc culture just make me roll my eyes like I wish they were offensive sometimes so I could actually have an emotion towards them other then annoyance 😂😂

    • @sirmatatyahu1261
      @sirmatatyahu1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He doesn't get one he just doesn't give a shit

  • @christoscholevas
    @christoscholevas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Never imagined that the "bad guy" from karate kid 1, would become one of the greatest characters ever! Great stuff!

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "ever" might be a bit much

    • @alainwalker5177
      @alainwalker5177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s a good character, but you’re exaggerating quite a bit

    • @AmericanGadfly
      @AmericanGadfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was awesome then too. He didnt want to sweep the leg, he congratulated daniel, and some of his anger towards daniel was justified. (Talking about in original movie)

    • @Babymonk32
      @Babymonk32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bad guy was Kreese not Johnny

  • @victorstaropoli5286
    @victorstaropoli5286 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Johnny Lawrence, the only one who insults people without being pathetic

  • @f20zlk2000
    @f20zlk2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked

    • @RayW....
      @RayW.... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah...hes not PC

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?

    • @JerBearshiesty
      @JerBearshiesty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not just an actor he is johnny

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) is the heart of this show. The best laughs, tears, drama just comes to life when he’s on screen.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's almost like he's a main character.

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Being a main character doesn't make them the best part of something. The newest Star Wars trilogy being a great example.

    • @asapxmanifest5326
      @asapxmanifest5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazwit5513 well he is

    • @RichDasix
      @RichDasix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back then I didn't realise, but he was so great in HIMYM too!

    • @Ihavehadmanynames7779
      @Ihavehadmanynames7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m someone who didn’t care to watch this series because I thought it would be silly and boring. 30 seconds in and holy shit I’m addicted

  • @therealfilmnerd
    @therealfilmnerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol

  • @connoredwards4315
    @connoredwards4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"

    • @leoneljimenez9705
      @leoneljimenez9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol

    • @ricodontworryboutit3296
      @ricodontworryboutit3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      That was funny af

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao!!!

    • @ifaa5755
      @ifaa5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @French 79 - Diamond Veins - "Yes but do you accept gender fluid persons in your dojo?" Read in entitled tone

    • @connoredwards4315
      @connoredwards4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ifaa5755 fuck can't forget that part 😂

  • @Kevinyoutube6096
    @Kevinyoutube6096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.

    • @SN2903
      @SN2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him

    • @jamingrythm584
      @jamingrythm584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamingrythm584
      I root for Daniel more

  • @PistonHonda87
    @PistonHonda87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.

  • @PixelGameSquad
    @PixelGameSquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The HERO we need in 2021

  • @aydenh9947
    @aydenh9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!

  • @platinumpeyton
    @platinumpeyton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Him legitimately not knowing how to act in a modern day society is hilarious

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would anyone want to act in a modern day society with a bunch of assholes?

    • @ReflectionOfPerfection
      @ReflectionOfPerfection 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There's all these memes and internet discussions about what would happen if 80s bullies were to be in modern day society....all they have to do is watch Cobra Kai

  • @Boricua3lions1985
    @Boricua3lions1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.

    • @KenzieRetro
      @KenzieRetro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Definitely wouldn't mind that

    • @Boricua3lions1985
      @Boricua3lions1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.

    • @raffalopez
      @raffalopez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.

    • @a.schottinthedark57
      @a.schottinthedark57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He’s too good for SNL.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.

  • @monkemonke8454
    @monkemonke8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.

    • @JesseCuster
      @JesseCuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree.
      In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derrickhaggard you sir are right

    • @JD-jz5gu
      @JD-jz5gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JesseCuster mmmkay

  • @kevincopeland5044
    @kevincopeland5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I hated johnny as a kid when I watched the movie, but as an adult, Johnny is very relatable, and fucking awesome 👍

  • @facehunter504
    @facehunter504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD my favoritepart

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...

  • @sammylopez151
    @sammylopez151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.

    • @sirclassicalhou3650
      @sirclassicalhou3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.

    • @anthonypellico2235
      @anthonypellico2235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big nuts, drink more beer.

    • @don_hato
      @don_hato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!

  • @kmfiz
    @kmfiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    They did a really good job with this show and Johnny‘s character.

  • @josephflores9078
    @josephflores9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.

    • @impalalover8030
      @impalalover8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight

    • @dominickcantu9986
      @dominickcantu9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face

    • @RespecTheLevYT
      @RespecTheLevYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old.
      (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side).
      And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest.
      The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.

  • @masx4813
    @masx4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid"
    Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator
    also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*

    • @tintinfan007
      @tintinfan007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @musicmashups
    @musicmashups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "The only part of that that made any sense is 3-way" is one of the most underrated lines in the show.

  • @AbdulHadi-nx9mt
    @AbdulHadi-nx9mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "holy shit we got a room full of flinchers"
    "YES SENSAI!!"

  • @fatyoshi3097
    @fatyoshi3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon."
    My favorite line from Cobra Kai

  • @antonioforlife
    @antonioforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I’m just glad they don’t censor this show from doing this. Because this is hilarious

  • @XxxULTIMATEZxxX
    @XxxULTIMATEZxxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Sensei, I have Covid-19”
    “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”

  • @Nighlocktheawesome00
    @Nighlocktheawesome00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Cobra Kai taught me that dating apps should never be trusted.

  • @StarTreez
    @StarTreez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It’s a tradition to watch this like at least once every night lmao

  • @crypt0sFX
    @crypt0sFX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "That a customer?"
    "No that's just an illegal I picked up off the street."
    Lmao

  • @jt-ff3yx
    @jt-ff3yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Johnny Lawrence is Gen X personified, sandwiched between the Boomer-led establishment and the new normal built around Millenials and Gen Z. Whenever I want my kids to know what it was like growing up in the 1980s, I just show them Johnny Lawrence.

    • @ejej_shej7958
      @ejej_shej7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @jt-ff3yx
      @jt-ff3yx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Ty Browne there are tough guys, sissies, and everything in between in every generation, that's not the point. My point was that there is generational symbolism in the character. To the older generation, Johnny is stubborn, disrespectful, irreverent, and uncooperative. To the younger generation, he is brash, out of touch, and embarrassing. But, to fellow Gen Xers, he represents the frustrations of coping with both the inflexible traditions and the highly disruptive changes swirling around us. So, while I or other Gen Xers may not be as hard as Johnny Lawrence (a fictional character, of course), we can identify with him and his style, preferences, frustrations, fears, and views on life, based on growing up in a similar social context.

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ty Browne That’s because Generation X was raised by women. Didn’t you see Fight Club?

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hear, hear from a fellow Generation Xer.

    • @antonioborriello5287
      @antonioborriello5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am Generation X personified. I was in my early teens in the mid to late 80s, just enough to say I lived through and have all my happy times in thatbdecade, then old enough to enjoy "growing up" in the nineties.
      Ironically, i owned and operated my own martial arts school from 1995-2010. God I miss it!!
      I couldnt believe how much i resonated with Johnny and everyrhing he was going through when we were introduced to him again in the fist season.
      I believe this show was created to have our generation reminisce about the film and thoae times, but also to have us, now mostly parents, introduce our kids to what it as like then and to try to have them experience the same excitement of this film series as we had.
      It really is a great story, still relative for todays youth. Great writing to capture the essence of yesteryear and of its passing, coupled with the reality of todays society.......excluding any kind of "karate gangs" and all out high school martial art fights to the death..lol.
      Love it!! Hope its success continues!!! I would like to Kreese, Silver and Mike Barnes do battle against Larusso, Lawrence and......fly Chozen in to assist!!!

  • @defaultboiyeets2395
    @defaultboiyeets2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Remember when Johnny tried to sneak in as doctor? Well he should be a doctor because he seemed to of cured asthma and help that kid walk again.🤣

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To HAVE. "To have" just sounds like "to of" out loud, but that's because it's basically "to've"

    • @romanzupyk6942
      @romanzupyk6942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And people call him judgemental

  • @agoogleuser1035
    @agoogleuser1035 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’d write in Johnny Lawrence for President.
    Campaign slogan: “QUIET!”

  • @KentheDeer
    @KentheDeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Johnny is truly the greatest character ever put to screen.

  • @constanceng6496
    @constanceng6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I didn't realize that at 4:46, it says Current Students: Miguel, drawn on the whiteboard HAHAHA

  • @DjTractus
    @DjTractus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.

  • @TheJofrica
    @TheJofrica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    His voice is so iconic

  • @polo3404
    @polo3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    0:56 can we talk about how he spoke that into existence. Miguel has never shown a sign of asthma after that.

    • @musicmanproductions7095
      @musicmanproductions7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He also fixed his legs haha . Johnny is the best doctor

    • @user-sl4bd
      @user-sl4bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Miguel's asthma
      Hawk's spectrum thing
      Miguel's legs
      Jonny the karate witch doctor

    • @tonzo1129
      @tonzo1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@musicmanproductions7095 technically dee fixed his leg

    • @tonzo1129
      @tonzo1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Clart dem huh?

    • @feazeldagamer2247
      @feazeldagamer2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy crap I didn’t even realize until now...

  • @seanm6667
    @seanm6667 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I could be on the spectrum" "i dont know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clay_reznor647
    @clay_reznor647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    He does sound like a Marine. All of them talk like him.

    • @jacobmendoza6050
      @jacobmendoza6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am a Marine, and I approve this message.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn't sound like Frank Castle.

    • @gregrowe1168
      @gregrowe1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preese was and I think he learned a lot of it from him.

    • @dynamicphotography_
      @dynamicphotography_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      100% true. Confirmed.

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    this series is so good. much needed in our soft times

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @nathandrakethefirst9415
      @nathandrakethefirst9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I finished it in a whole week that’s how much I live it. Can’t wait for the next season

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not for syria!

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Andrew Fischbach QUIET!

    • @logeconners171
      @logeconners171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andrew Fischbach Don’t think there’s anything wrong with trying to make genders and races equal

  • @dyringatory1096
    @dyringatory1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    as much as johnny pretty openly shits on some of my personal beliefs, i have to admit some of the things he says are pretty funny. i can’t remember the exact context, but in the newest season when the debate team girl joined eagle fang (forgot her name lol) and mentioned the word “genderfluid,” only to have johnny reply with “oh yeah, fluids are very important for exercise and in karate” it instantly became my favorite cobra kai season 4 moment

  • @stonent
    @stonent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Student: Sensei, I have corona.
    Sensei: Corona?! You don't come back until you have coors!

    • @timcollum5015
      @timcollum5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great post. When my sons mom (my ex) first heard him say corona she said "Thats a beer, stupid". lmfao

  • @renevinet5770
    @renevinet5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    1:27 Get off the spectrum. I am dead lmao 😂😹🤣

    • @josmty9
      @josmty9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And do it "pronto" 😂

    • @rabiah7435
      @rabiah7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol the fact I’m on the spectrum lolll bahahhaha can he pls tell me to get off it cuz I’m pretty sure he’d help

  • @OleafTheRebel
    @OleafTheRebel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. You’re firing me over that bitch?” 💀🤣

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Nice shirt"
    "Thanks!"
    "I'm joking, it sucks" :D

  • @flightofthebumblebee9529
    @flightofthebumblebee9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Be glad you're not a sumo wrestler those guys have to wipe their sensei's asses. ::::flicks beer bottle cap like a boss:::: Johnny Lawrence is the MAN

    • @Eldergodconsultant
      @Eldergodconsultant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He makes sure everything he does is badass

  • @melqniexo
    @melqniexo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    5:05 this entire interaction was gold 😂

  • @chrisnunley114
    @chrisnunley114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The only part that made ANY sense at all is '3-way'." 🤣

  • @brandond3583
    @brandond3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "the hell is a boom box?"
    "the hell is that thing on your face?"
    had me rolling

  • @madelinematchim
    @madelinematchim ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny arguing with a kid and ABUSING that salt shaker has me wheezing.

  • @maroinmybones
    @maroinmybones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The writing for Zabka is key to this shows success.....I love how NON PC his character is, breath of fresh air in a world of overly fluffy sensitive candy asses.

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Shhh be quiet! The netflix squad now have the direction of the series! Dont forget netflix work under sjw guidance!

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was by no means a tough guy in the 80's but at 47 I'm in better shape than almost everyone around me and I'm surrounded by weakness what the hell happened to our country the wokeness has lead to pathetic weak people who are just nasty and unlikable Bezmenov warned us.

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They did an awesome job of taking the rich kid golden haired boy and turning him into such an epic loser - and yet still empathetic enough to make us feel bad he lost the final. Also a walking advert for Coors and DUI.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rbruggeman7722 Yeah, it's a damn shame the world became easier to live in. If only we still lived in early America, and we worked in scorching heats with dangerous, inconsistent technology every day for very little pay. It sucks that if we get sick we have many ways to treat it instead of everyone dying from Tuberculosis. Boy, would it have been great. The people who worked in those conditions? _They_ were tough. How I envy their awful lives. Maybe this generation would be tough if we subjected them to those miserable lives.

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Why doesn't any of your obnoxious condescension address anything I actually wrote in my post?
      If you have an issue with anything I actually wrote let me know.

  • @lillylamonte6814
    @lillylamonte6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    i love how he tells kids now adays the truth in a funny way.

  • @elizabethhenrichsen7121
    @elizabethhenrichsen7121 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Just an illegal I picked up this morning” IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE💀

  • @dominicmaisonneuve7688
    @dominicmaisonneuve7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Miguel : I mean I've never been to a party so..
    Johnny : Big Surprise..
    😂😂😂

  • @julupuki1871
    @julupuki1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    3:14 Gets me every time xD

  • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
    @Chrono_Mitsurugi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Johnny Lawrence is the breath of fresh air that made Cobra Kai a success. My group and I sure aren't watching for the kids. We are here for Johnny and Daniel.

  • @dani4109
    @dani4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hawk: “doctor says I could be on the spectrum”
    Johnny: “idk what that is but get off of it” 🤣🤣

  • @OllieEdwards143
    @OllieEdwards143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Nice shirt” “thanks” “I’m joking it sucks” LMAO

  • @donnie6178
    @donnie6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Johnny Lawrence is what makes the show work. There wouldnt be a show without him.

  • @arani938
    @arani938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    5:05 my mans just argued with a kid LOL

    • @calmrage8626
      @calmrage8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Andrew Fischbach cap