Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight

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  • Some of my personal favorite insults from Sensei Lawrence... Hope you enjoy!
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  • @MagentaCartherWrites
    @MagentaCartherWrites  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌

    • @crxptic.t
      @crxptic.t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:<
      (not from Texas 😅)

    • @SubjectiveCinema
      @SubjectiveCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD

    • @Chronically_JK
      @Chronically_JK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11395

    In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yeah

    • @john9409
      @john9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :)
      I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight

    • @anugranmathimugan2778
      @anugranmathimugan2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Nah always loved JL

    • @ghg.14
      @ghg.14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8832

    The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!

    • @davidbanks8823
      @davidbanks8823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on
      Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    • @SGK1206
      @SGK1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel

    • @stormisboredgaming8801
      @stormisboredgaming8801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough

    • @jarlvincentpineda4622
      @jarlvincentpineda4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.

    • @mrskenobi67764
      @mrskenobi67764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah he’s the most hottest 😍

  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4416

    The world needs more Johnny Lawrences

    • @jaobidan2358
      @jaobidan2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Agreed. Luv your videos.

    • @huenhuan2103
      @huenhuan2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......

    • @FirstLast-dm7hv
      @FirstLast-dm7hv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...

    • @firefalcon100
      @firefalcon100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree

  • @Jae..9..
    @Jae..9.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5001

    I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fr lmaooo

    • @marcosc9130
      @marcosc9130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.

    • @reijiminato8762
      @reijiminato8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Don't forget Iron Eagle!

    • @habkeinnamengefund
      @habkeinnamengefund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy

    • @daves.3278
      @daves.3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏

  • @the-ironclad
    @the-ironclad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5950

    Sensei, I have COVID-
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.

    • @waterman1924
      @waterman1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That's actually funny

    • @smackinbaits6693
      @smackinbaits6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!

    • @EpicDubTime23
      @EpicDubTime23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      "I have coronavirus."
      Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."

  • @Camslam_
    @Camslam_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay
    Gordon: FUCK OFF
    Johnny: QUIET

    • @hehhehhuhhuh7014
      @hehhehhuhhuh7014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CamSlam 2496: GOOD ONE!

    • @jakobgrayson1039
      @jakobgrayson1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It'd be like when two antivirus programs detect eachother

    • @TheArtistsTouch
      @TheArtistsTouch ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gordon: “where’s the lamb sau...”
      Johnny: “QUIET!!!”

    • @chevvalah1085
      @chevvalah1085 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      YES.

    • @Th0ughtf0rce
      @Th0ughtf0rce 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Kreese would be a match for Marco Pierre White.

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18890

    Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.

    • @everybodysMaster1
      @everybodysMaster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3107

      Doctors didn't think Miguel would walk again! Johnny told him to walk. We need johnny at the make a wish foundation.

    • @khalilbrandyburg2038
      @khalilbrandyburg2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

      Johnny needs to fight covid

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

      Hawk also got off the spectrum

    • @jonathankopf8330
      @jonathankopf8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Xenovation3334 Lmao

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Johnny is a god

  • @DRAGONOFTHEWEST
    @DRAGONOFTHEWEST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3716

    Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone"
    Johnny: "QUIET!"

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @omaryasin7326
      @omaryasin7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      We don’t do that in our dojo

    • @ej830
      @ej830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *smacks inhaler away and into the wall*

    • @zoi1194
      @zoi1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ej830 not anymore

    • @DoubleDee382
      @DoubleDee382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      QWYET!!!

  • @eshaansimha3625
    @eshaansimha3625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    “Are you losers?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you nerds?”
    “NO SENSEI”
    “Are you sure?
    “NO SENSEI”
    Johnny:🤦

  • @jay_sun2088
    @jay_sun2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3618

    He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”

    • @echobird115
      @echobird115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣

    • @ch1cken_tenderz829
      @ch1cken_tenderz829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”

    • @maxwellbaker3951
      @maxwellbaker3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days

    • @cavemanjay
      @cavemanjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "send it to the internet" was the one for me.

    • @robert04872
      @robert04872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.

  • @johnrigs6540
    @johnrigs6540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.

    • @MrTimjm009
      @MrTimjm009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .

    • @somedude7892
      @somedude7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means

    • @josephgledhill7046
      @josephgledhill7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrTimjm009 lucky

  • @PsychoMetalKid
    @PsychoMetalKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    "Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus"
    "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Bro Johnny is a fucking mood

    • @ИорданЙео
      @ИорданЙео 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah real man drinks coors!

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so...
      Asspulled comment.

    • @kingades1013
      @kingades1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything...
      Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment

    • @George_D.10
      @George_D.10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dvda9725 Quiet!

  • @C10-n1x
    @C10-n1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7215

    You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”

    • @Art-sk4wb
      @Art-sk4wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      @Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't.
      Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period.
      so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills.
      When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country.
      It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?

    • @rifatchowdhury7384
      @rifatchowdhury7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.

  • @DennisEspiritu
    @DennisEspiritu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    Johnny: "Nice shirt"
    Kid: "Thanks"
    Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"

  • @JTB33b
    @JTB33b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2389

    What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.

    • @belkyb14
      @belkyb14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😁👍🏼

    • @johnpark7972
      @johnpark7972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult

    • @KracklinDark
      @KracklinDark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one.
      But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.

    • @tjp2109
      @tjp2109 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)

    • @bluecollarmenproductions
      @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mhm

  • @ishaanarunabh5863
    @ishaanarunabh5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing

  • @casthedemon
    @casthedemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "The doctor said I might be on the spectrum."
    "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto."
    😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.

  • @f20zlk2000
    @f20zlk2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.

    • @3P1C_G4M3R5
      @3P1C_G4M3R5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked

    • @RayW....
      @RayW.... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah...hes not PC

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?

    • @JerBearshiesty
      @JerBearshiesty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not just an actor he is johnny

  • @Eternal_Trust
    @Eternal_Trust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂

  • @Kevinyoutube6096
    @Kevinyoutube6096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.

    • @SN2903
      @SN2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him

    • @jamingrythm584
      @jamingrythm584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamingrythm584
      I root for Daniel more

  • @dhhshd973
    @dhhshd973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is

  • @aydenh9947
    @aydenh9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!

  • @jameslough6329
    @jameslough6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me!
    Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch!
    😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!

    • @johnny5805
      @johnny5805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄

    • @rnathanielryaan2034
      @rnathanielryaan2034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's so real

    • @HM-zd5qk
      @HM-zd5qk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅

    • @CourtneyLachiver
      @CourtneyLachiver 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I love this show.

  • @connoredwards4315
    @connoredwards4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"

    • @leoneljimenez9705
      @leoneljimenez9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol

    • @ricodontworryboutit3296
      @ricodontworryboutit3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That was funny af

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao!!!

    • @ifaa5755
      @ifaa5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @French 79 - Diamond Veins - "Yes but do you accept gender fluid persons in your dojo?" Read in entitled tone

    • @connoredwards4315
      @connoredwards4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ifaa5755 fuck can't forget that part 😂

  • @colinnaylor1900
    @colinnaylor1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!

  • @eldiablo5251
    @eldiablo5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up"
    LMAO

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it

    • @Lust767
      @Lust767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for

    • @aw_1890
      @aw_1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Lust767 social justice warriors

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha

    • @Aobix
      @Aobix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny is still the bully 😂

  • @pitster
    @pitster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    He was born to play that role.

  • @BrockLanders
    @BrockLanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.

    • @sirclassicalhou3650
      @sirclassicalhou3650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.

    • @anthonypellico2235
      @anthonypellico2235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be

    • @thefighter5182
      @thefighter5182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big nuts, drink more beer.

    • @chango_hato
      @chango_hato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!

  • @diyaramakrishnan8597
    @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    “Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.

    • @diyaramakrishnan8597
      @diyaramakrishnan8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about
      taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)

  • @rasheedlee1
    @rasheedlee1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "ARE YOU NERDS"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    "ARE YOU SURE"?
    "NO SENSAI"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Boricua3lions1985
    @Boricua3lions1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.

    • @KenzieRetro
      @KenzieRetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Definitely wouldn't mind that

    • @Boricua3lions1985
      @Boricua3lions1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.

    • @raffalopez
      @raffalopez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.

    • @a.schottinthedark57
      @a.schottinthedark57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He’s too good for SNL.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.

  • @monkemonke8454
    @monkemonke8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.

    • @purpose6113
      @purpose6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.

    • @JesseCuster
      @JesseCuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree.
      In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derrickhaggard you sir are right

    • @JD-jz5gu
      @JD-jz5gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JesseCuster mmmkay

  • @PistonHonda87
    @PistonHonda87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.

  • @therealfilmnerd
    @therealfilmnerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol

  • @sammylopez151
    @sammylopez151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"

  • @fatyoshi3097
    @fatyoshi3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon."
    My favorite line from Cobra Kai

  • @josephflores9078
    @josephflores9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.

    • @impalalover8030
      @impalalover8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight

    • @dominickcantu9986
      @dominickcantu9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.

    • @mirchmasala42069
      @mirchmasala42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face

    • @RespecTheLevYT
      @RespecTheLevYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old.
      (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side).
      And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest.
      The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.

  • @masx4813
    @masx4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid"
    Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator
    also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*

    • @tintinfan007
      @tintinfan007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @facehunter504
    @facehunter504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!

    • @bellathefe11a
      @bellathefe11a 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD my favoritepart

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire

  • @dominicmaisonneuve7688
    @dominicmaisonneuve7688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Miguel : I mean I've never been to a party so..
    Johnny : Big Surprise..
    😂😂😂

  • @XxxULTIMATEZxxX
    @XxxULTIMATEZxxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Sensei, I have Covid-19”
    “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”

  • @kmfiz
    @kmfiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    They did a really good job with this show and Johnny‘s character.

  • @seanm6667
    @seanm6667 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I could be on the spectrum" "i dont know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maroinmybones
    @maroinmybones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    The writing for Zabka is key to this shows success.....I love how NON PC his character is, breath of fresh air in a world of overly fluffy sensitive candy asses.

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Shhh be quiet! The netflix squad now have the direction of the series! Dont forget netflix work under sjw guidance!

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was by no means a tough guy in the 80's but at 47 I'm in better shape than almost everyone around me and I'm surrounded by weakness what the hell happened to our country the wokeness has lead to pathetic weak people who are just nasty and unlikable Bezmenov warned us.

    • @divinity176
      @divinity176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They did an awesome job of taking the rich kid golden haired boy and turning him into such an epic loser - and yet still empathetic enough to make us feel bad he lost the final. Also a walking advert for Coors and DUI.

    • @heatherperleberg7816
      @heatherperleberg7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rbruggeman7722 Yeah, it's a damn shame the world became easier to live in. If only we still lived in early America, and we worked in scorching heats with dangerous, inconsistent technology every day for very little pay. It sucks that if we get sick we have many ways to treat it instead of everyone dying from Tuberculosis. Boy, would it have been great. The people who worked in those conditions? _They_ were tough. How I envy their awful lives. Maybe this generation would be tough if we subjected them to those miserable lives.

    • @rbruggeman7722
      @rbruggeman7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heatherperleberg7816 Why doesn't any of your obnoxious condescension address anything I actually wrote in my post?
      If you have an issue with anything I actually wrote let me know.

  • @musicmashups
    @musicmashups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "The only part of that that made any sense is 3-way" is one of the most underrated lines in the show.

  • @michaelticsay7
    @michaelticsay7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He is a living proof that the 80s are far better than today..

  • @TheJofrica
    @TheJofrica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    His voice is so iconic

  • @DjTractus
    @DjTractus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.

  • @door-a5917
    @door-a5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The Gordon Ramsey of Karate.

    • @andrewzhu5394
      @andrewzhu5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's tang soo do

    • @robinroy7123
      @robinroy7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Johnny vs Gordon, I wanna see this fight 😂

    • @ahkafkhan4512
      @ahkafkhan4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao true

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ramsay is actually a black belt in karate himself which makes this comparison so much more accurate.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robinroy7123 I doubt Ramsay would last 5 seconds.

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I admire that this show takes PC and throws it in the garbage. Needing thick skin has always been and will always be a necessity for someone to be respected.

    • @bigpapaonions4061
      @bigpapaonions4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yessssss!!!!!

    • @majortom4711
      @majortom4711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It doesn't really, it takes the piss out of everyone. And we aren't supposed to necessarily admire Johnny, we're supposed to laugh at him because he's a buffoon.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@majortom4711 exactly. I feel like that flew over so many peoples heads. Johnny is pretty much Michael Scott. You don’t laugh with him you laugh at him.

    • @benl.4577
      @benl.4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@majortom4711 It becomes a balance at times. Sometimes like when he doesn't let girls in the dojo he's obviously in the wrong and being stupid, but when they throw around the usual SJW terms theyre usually poking fun at the SJWs.

    • @jonathangruber7793
      @jonathangruber7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@benl.4577 Bingo. It takes a certain level of intuition and emotion intelligence to fully appreciate Billy Zabka's character and to discern the differences between when he's obviously being hysterically obtuse as you've mentioned in your comment with a good example and when he's turning the joke on the lunacy of SJWs. I personally find the dynamics of his character in this regard to be very enjoyable.

  • @sages101
    @sages101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with is when he said back in the day we'd say it to your face, not hide behind a computer. Which is what 99% of the world does today.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The one time where Johnny’s boomer mentality was badass instead of just comical

  • @chrisnunley114
    @chrisnunley114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The only part that made ANY sense at all is '3-way'." 🤣

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    this series is so good. much needed in our soft times

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @nathandrakethefirst9415
      @nathandrakethefirst9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I finished it in a whole week that’s how much I live it. Can’t wait for the next season

    • @blackmetalcumbia
      @blackmetalcumbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not for syria!

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Andrew Fischbach QUIET!

    • @logeconners171
      @logeconners171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Andrew Fischbach Don’t think there’s anything wrong with trying to make genders and races equal

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He's not insulting people he's describing them.

  • @davidp.7620
    @davidp.7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    3:00 Johnny Lawrence destroys SJWs with FACTS and LOGIC

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lololololol

    • @Enraged-vu2vb
      @Enraged-vu2vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kristoff Bjorgman you hold a point

    • @ParkerHarless
      @ParkerHarless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Kristoff Bjorgman Sameeeeee. That's the reason why Johnny Lawrence is my favorite character from the series.

    • @saikikusuo7937
      @saikikusuo7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kristoff Bjorgman tally of people who asked for your political opinion:

    • @SpontaneousAndStructured
      @SpontaneousAndStructured 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, to be fair, living his life this way hasn’t exactly led to “the good life”

  • @dyringatory1096
    @dyringatory1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    as much as johnny pretty openly shits on some of my personal beliefs, i have to admit some of the things he says are pretty funny. i can’t remember the exact context, but in the newest season when the debate team girl joined eagle fang (forgot her name lol) and mentioned the word “genderfluid,” only to have johnny reply with “oh yeah, fluids are very important for exercise and in karate” it instantly became my favorite cobra kai season 4 moment

  • @turtlepower4386
    @turtlepower4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I had Alzheimer’s but Johnny Lawrence told me to forget about it. Now I remember everything from 2019 and on.

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfaoooo what?? 😂

  • @dani4109
    @dani4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hawk: “doctor says I could be on the spectrum”
    Johnny: “idk what that is but get off of it” 🤣🤣

  • @BlueGuy179
    @BlueGuy179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    How to heal asthma: 0:56

    • @kryz_annyourlocalchillguy7505
      @kryz_annyourlocalchillguy7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He protecc
      He attacc
      But most importantly
      He heal your asthma

    • @mugiwaranootokho6892
      @mugiwaranootokho6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That actually might work!

    • @kpk33x
      @kpk33x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best asthma response since Spaulding whined about his asthma and Smails said "I'll give you asthma"

  • @arani938
    @arani938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    5:05 my mans just argued with a kid LOL

    • @calmrage8626
      @calmrage8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Andrew Fischbach cap

  • @STLCODPS3123
    @STLCODPS3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “The doctor said I could be on the spectrum”
    “I don’t know what that is but get off it pronto”
    Lmao I’m on the spectrum myself and absolutely love that line

  • @brandond3583
    @brandond3583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "the hell is a boom box?"
    "the hell is that thing on your face?"
    had me rolling

  • @natalwho2786
    @natalwho2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The asthma bit really works. I had asthma, my dad told me to stop being a p*ssy. I then learned how to breath. Not even joking too.

  • @OleafTheRebel
    @OleafTheRebel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. You’re firing me over that bitch?” 💀🤣

  • @constanceng6496
    @constanceng6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I didn't realize that at 4:46, it says Current Students: Miguel, drawn on the whiteboard HAHAHA

  • @agoogleuser1035
    @agoogleuser1035 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’d write in Johnny Lawrence for President.
    Campaign slogan: “QUIET!”

  • @sassysuiryu1114
    @sassysuiryu1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is how people need to be honestly.

    • @hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131
      @hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is how a lot of people actually are but the media tries to ignore that fact.

    • @jonathangruber7793
      @jonathangruber7793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree. And I'd just like to note the fact that I'm the 69th person to like your comment. One of my favorite numbers.

  • @pgd2191
    @pgd2191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I hate the patriots too” was the stinkin BEST

  • @melqniexo
    @melqniexo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:05 this entire interaction was gold 😂

  • @phantom0456
    @phantom0456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Seriously. This is how life should be handled. No feeling sorry for yourself, no safe spaces, none of that shit. The world doesn’t care about your safe space needs, or any of that shit. Life is hard. And that’s OK. The sooner people accept and deal with it, the better.

    • @RichDasix
      @RichDasix 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word!

    • @phoenixdaronco9540
      @phoenixdaronco9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's where our problem begins, though: when we DON'T care. We've been dealing with violence for like centuries, and fast forward to 2022 not much has changed. There are some small improvements here and there, like bans on discrimination of LGBT people for one, but we still have some improving to do as human beings. If we want to see less violence, we need to be mindful of what we teach our children and we need to keep working together to address our societal issues and find ways to tackle them.

    • @2Pixels47
      @2Pixels47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phoenixdaronco9540 well there's gonna be racists and homophobes regardless. So people need to get a grip and at least try to deal with it instead of having these safespaces

  • @AishiMTA
    @AishiMTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Johnny still has a stand up comedy career ahead of him when/if he decides to give up this whole karate gig

  • @JBaker316
    @JBaker316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    4:13 I’m dead

  • @julupuki1871
    @julupuki1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    3:14 Gets me every time xD

  • @Eightfive342
    @Eightfive342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Move stupid arrow” Me when my computer freezes

  • @madelinematchim
    @madelinematchim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Johnny arguing with a kid and ABUSING that salt shaker has me wheezing.

  • @wad316
    @wad316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny yelling "QUIET!!" Needs to be modded into Skyrim as a Dragonborn shout

  • @hunterp41
    @hunterp41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I hate the Patriots too" - Johnny Lawrence.

  • @yoavzafrir9737
    @yoavzafrir9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Johnny isnt insulting them
    He's putting them in their place

    • @syrenityturnage5848
      @syrenityturnage5848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are kids who havent done anything to him

    • @yoavzafrir9737
      @yoavzafrir9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jesus, you cant take a joke, i hate people like you

    • @syrenityturnage5848
      @syrenityturnage5848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yoavzafrir9737 The joke wasnt funny tho

    • @yoavzafrir9737
      @yoavzafrir9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ashvin Vaidyanathan no

    • @tatewhitehead5471
      @tatewhitehead5471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@syrenityturnage5848 it’s Litterally a show and Johnny is right this generation is soft asl

  • @pranavnyavanandi9710
    @pranavnyavanandi9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So funny lol. He's a brilliant actor, the humor in this show is great.

  • @kingbumi6238
    @kingbumi6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i love when Daniel and Johnny were hanging out after he got the dodge

  • @gtrfan137kereere6
    @gtrfan137kereere6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "WRONG!" This boy johnny is fucking hilarious😂

  • @kaymay4205
    @kaymay4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the power this man holds is immaculate

  • @bobbyrushing2265
    @bobbyrushing2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Fantastic compilation! It's all the reasons I relate to this character! 😄😂

  • @RedBread1944
    @RedBread1944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Johnny: "stop having asthma"
    Miguel: 👍

  • @Thatguymont
    @Thatguymont 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Cobra Kai wouldn’t be cobra Kai without Johnny

  • @adamuppinghouse226
    @adamuppinghouse226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He really makes the show. I've only watched the first two seasons when it was on TH-cam red. I hope it doesn't get ruined.

    • @caomhan84
      @caomhan84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Season 3 tones down the irreverence a bit, but it's still not woke. They haven't changed it or ruined it if that's what you're worried about. It's more along the lines of they have a lot of stuff to get through and plot to juggle, so some of the roasting of the first two years is gone. There are still a few zingers though.

  • @jamesfirehummer3216
    @jamesfirehummer3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i wish more of us had a mentor like him.

  • @wizoix6910
    @wizoix6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ok we all know Johnny is the most badass character

  • @nancykashorm1718
    @nancykashorm1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Look at that dumb face”
    Idk why I laugh so hard every time I hear that. Brilliant

  • @yazantv9342
    @yazantv9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Everyone's a gangster till johnny aggressively says "QUIET"

  • @shiva0251
    @shiva0251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His dialogue delivery is perfect

  • @Uncircuited
    @Uncircuited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how all the kids are actually moving their arms while saying "NO SENSEI" as if they are actually sure abt their answers lmfao

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't remember Johnny being so damned HILARIOUS in the KK movies!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beelinnajasmr7940
    @beelinnajasmr7940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i love how they let us see the world in the 80’s bully’s perspective, i never thought i’d actually relate to this guy

  • @shaylawolfley5375
    @shaylawolfley5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    M: i have asthma
    J: not anymore!
    CURED.

  • @erinjohnson1124
    @erinjohnson1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you kindly for this compilation lol. William Zabka was, is and will always be badass. In fact he got even better in this tv series. Well done!

  • @ChucksterOLove
    @ChucksterOLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bobby - "I'm a pastor, not a priest."
    Johnny - "Oh, so your wang can still get some tang?!"
    Best line eva! 😄