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How to pet a cat 😹 (part 1)
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"How to pick up a duck: Cat edition"
A true copycat i must say
Literally
Yes but is cool lol
@@Glizzy_Gulper I don’t have any plans today but at the same plaza
Yes I thot I was the only one
Instructions unclear, the cat is now petting me
Onl😂
Instructions unclear, it's chasing me with an axe in its mouth
Instructions Unclear: Cat has given me a name.
Instructions unclear: the cat has beaten the others up
Instructions unclear: the cat turned out to be a furry and now it's pulling its pants down
Instructions unclear, the cat is now living rent free in my house and refuses to leave
You are living rent free in its house.
Get it through your head
Thats the cats home, you just give it food and water.
@@philip8498 My cats dont own my house, their too kind and gentle for that..... expect for George.......George is a denon sent straight from hell
They bought it, they’re rich af cause they’ve lived in other housed before
"no you dumb large hairless animal, I own the house, get your mind straight."-the cat, probably
instructions unclear: I'm now holding a purring cat
"Get infront of the cat"
*Approaches loaf* 🍞
Hahaha😂😂
The loaf cat😂😂😂
_😂😂_
Lmaoooo
Hahahah
Homan: hello cat I'm a human wanna pet you
Cat: that's why I'm gonna Bite you
meeo...
my cat mewoing strange (burrrrr eeeee)
Underrated!
@@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE stop 😩😭💀🤚
Me : hello cat
Cat : Adios
@@Leszaire chiii tune billi khai? Kitni gandi ho yarr
Whenever my cat is asleep i either dont mess with it or scratch it behind the ears, he wakes up looks at me, and then decides this is an acceptable alternative to sleep
“Hello cat”
“My name is..”
[Human Name]
💀💀😂
Lol
Cat: That is weird name🤨
Hi human name, I’m cat and now I’m going to bite you now
This is a parody video,
Hi my duck is waiting for u
“how do i stop petting the cat?”
you don’t.
It's called the scary cuddles. You smother them with love until they walk away on their own but it's a matter of time before they come back for more pets.
Well then it will bite and hiss at you Because you annoyed it.
They let you know when to stop.
You give them love untill they start walking away and when they come back start playing with them and then they do not want pets😁
Yup
Ah yes, the “how to pick up a duck” sequel.
Lol I was thinking the same😂😂😂
same! it's exactly the same XD
Complete ripoff
@@arsenc9170 nah it’s a remix
Same
Imagine if all animal has taken, they will do "how to pick up a alien"
Here’s a tip:
Make sure to blink slowly and get on their level , and if your standing then make sure that your hand doesn’t come from above because it reminds them of birds coming down to get them, I hope that made sense-
Pp
It does 😊
That’s how I pet my cat
😊
I love blinking slowly, and see them blinking back
My cat's a sweetie☺️ and she starts purring when someone talks to her
That's cute
That's why I constantly scream CAT whenever I'm in a room with a cat so it's aware of my presence
🤣🤣🤣
The cat: "I guess you didn't learn your lesson do you."
My ex used to do this...not jokingly either. Like legit he's an adult male who gets excited about cats like a 2 yr old lmao
@@melodyv7276 is that he's an ex 🤣
🤔
This is literally the definition of
“You can copy my homework but not word for word”
Bro your not Elon musk
@@FrFrTheDIAneonYt well is your full legal name "TheDIAneon"? yeah thats what i thought
@@FrFrTheDIAneonYt bro you're brain damaged 🤣
@carver fr like people try to get into fights for every god dam thing
@@Krakyy 💀lmao
I followed the Instructions very thoroughly and yes! Finally! After 29 years of failure, for the first time I did something right in my life! One time at least! I'm so very thankful! Thank you!
Cats are wunderbar ❤
"Hello duck. My name is [human name]. I'm going to pick you up." Vibes.
"If you're behind, that should remind, you that that's wrong" Vibes
Yes
Yea
SeDUCKtive vibes
EXACTLY
"Mum can We have SeDuckTive at home?"
"No We already have SeDuckTive at home"
*SeDucktive at home:*
so its SeCatTive
Based comment 😎👌👌
@@ArchetypalReaper yez 🥵🥶
But this helps me tho
Grab, squeeze & gnaw on kitty 😂. Kidding.
Instructions unclear: I have found a cat, but it’s a 5th dimensional elder being and it’s petting me now
(Edit: fixing autocorrect)
"Let it smell your hand*
*Minus one finger later*
Not true, i’ve been around many stray cats and they have never but my finger off, stray cats are known to be aggressive
When seeing new cats, my first instinct is to let them smell my hand/finger and instead of getting bit, the cats just shove their faces to my hands, let me pet them, or nothing
@@heli9499 r/woooosh
@@coffee_artz3053 that's literally how to "ask" a cat fir permission to be touched. They aren't property 🙏
@@errpeanut1264 Yes and I know. This has happened to me for many times whenever i see a new stray cat
“How to pet a cat: step one-“
Me: get a cat.
All my neighbor s have cats. No dogs on our block.
@@min-soeksayers3166 ha all my neighbours have dogs and so do I lol only cat is my grandparents’ cat
instructions unclear: i am holding a duck
im now ready for a how to pet a dog sequel of this
"Let the cat sniff your hand"
Me: does so and gets bitten
Probably love bite
@@Makkaru112 lmao 🤣
U probably smell like yummy food!
@@Makkaru112 in my case i got a attack of tiger paws from a cat 🤣on wrist
It probably doesn’t like you😂
"hello cat, I'm [human name]" sounds like one of the script Mark Zuckerberg would say💀
Yeah it's copied by SeDUCKtive's "how to pick up a duck" series.
Facebook
MmmMark...Sssuckerberg? 😳
Ikr
@@GasMK Exactly
Instructions unclear,the cat is now smacking me with a broom.
Instructions unclear, accidentally rubbed the belly part and now my thumb is missing.
My cat unironically loves when I pet his belly, he starts purring louder
Brooo :D
Time to get some bleach
@@cactusowo1835 put your cat in rice I think it’s broken
🐈
⬇️
🍚
it means he loves u bestie
"Who's That Pokèmon?"
"Its SeDucktive's Clone"
Ditto?
Still good though right
Idc and who asked
Yeah
If only the duck guy was there.
I LOV CHIP HES SOO CUTEEEEEEEEE
Me: *pets my cats from behind*
Cat: “that’s the spot..”
Yeah my cat just let's me pet her
My cats are built different they beg to me to be peted except for the 'miss beautiful' lol that's what my mom calls her.
Ayo-
"So you found yourself a cat"
Yes exactly
That keeps happening to me.
This is soo wholesome 😂
He do I stop petting my cat? Instructions unclear.
Me: "Hello cat" ✋
Cat: Growls
Me: "Bye cat"👋
🤣🤣🤣
Fr
When I try to pet my cat:
My Cat: “you have chosen death”
th-cam.com/video/5VoXQuaVu1c/w-d-xo.html
🤣🤣🤣
He be loafin doe
Me: **tries this**
My cat: bye **walk away**
Me: *E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Lmao
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.
FUNNY VALENTINE, SBR CHAPTER 89
Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain)
is the main antagonist of Steel Ball Run.
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race. He watches the competition from behind the curtains and hopes to gather the Saint's Corpse to use the holy relic to further the United States of America's interests.
🤣🤣🤣👍
after having a cat for probably more than 2 years ye they don't care unless they are in the mood
@@SUPERTALETV Ohhh, make sense! Thank you!
"My name is human name"
Cat: I'll be calling you Hooman slave instead.
"Hooman"
the street cats don't give a shit when I'm petting them😂
My cat gives love nibbles 🥹
Rules:
1. No touch paws, belly, (less commonly disliked) neck and chin
2. No staring as it's a sign of aggression between cats
3. Stop what you're doing if their tail is wagging bc they're upset
4. If you don't pass their personal vibe check leave them alone
5. Be gentle
If they like and trust you, they _love_ having their chins scratched once they figure out it's not a trap.
Most of these are either completely wrong, or people can interpret wrong. Remember cats have different personalities, so this might be the opposite way to react to some cats
Congrats, now you are holding a duck.
mine wags his tail because he's in hunt mode during play time. When he's scared he just hides. I've never had a staring issue with any cat, only dogs.
@@projectpatientanarchy7550 I was just coming here to say this!
I can't stop petting the cat now, please make a tutorial on how to stop
omg youve been petting the cat for a month 😱
Nooo!
Should we send somebody over, or...?
no shes not petting the cat anymore she did a Pokémon card opening 12 days ago on her channel
We can't stop we must continue
The perfect spin-off to “how to pick up the duck”
how to pet a cat :
me: *PSPSPSPSPSPSPS INTENSIFIES*
“If you scare the cat, it’ll bite!”
My cats:
Me: *scares them*
My cats: *runs*
😂😂
Cruel
Rosaria pfp ❤ hello genshin friend
My cat is the same but
*they get scare with a mouse*
They just run away from me in general.
i always let them sniff my hands before i pet them, always thoight it was rude to pet something without a warning :3
I get it, not letting something sniff you before you pet it is like when you go up to a random stranger and hug them. Or when that one coworker eats your food in the fridge and your not sure who did it.
Exactly, it also gives the cat the opportunity to decide of they want pets or not. If they sniff and go away then i just dont pet
I find slow blinking is also key - shows you trust them, are interested but not chasing them.
The hand can also mean thing to bite, so that comes after cat approaches.
@@loksven83 No, it's not like that.
It’s funny asf seeing all these cat lovers
The parents:* whispers * why is she introducing her/himself to the cat
The duck guy: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
"Let the cat sniff your hand and begin the gentle pet's congratulations you just got bit by a cat"
underrated
Too late..
Cat: "Hello human name I'm Cat."
Underrated comment
😅
eurt
My cat doesn't bite if I surprise her with unseen pets, she just meows and leans into it.
instruction unclear, the cat is now starting a business
I let the cat smell my fingers first, it usually automatically rub their cheek or neck at my hand, asking (allow you) for more rubbing/petting.
I just grab onto the scruff of its neck nice and hard and then pick it up and swing it around a little. Then I usually stick its head in my armpit because the darkness calms them down. Seriously it works every time, show it who is boss then calm it down. After that you just feed it and take it back to your house and put a new collar on it. Congratulations you now own a cat.
That's pure fiction for some people
@@chucknutly3290 you should maybe just hold it down with one hand and use the other to put the collar on
@@iamalwayshungryandidkwhy No. That's not good enough. You have to assert dominance immediately.
@@chucknutly3290 you could just skip all that manual labor and pee on the cat to assert dominance
i like spooking my cat from behind bc she makes that cute “murr” sound, then she’ll push her bum up so i can scratch her back. hehe. babey.
I bet the cat is thinking " WHO THE- oh it's just you, scratchys now"
This is mating behavior if she pushes her bum in the air while making that sound. Is she spayed? Maybe you should scratch her more under the chin and cheeks rather than at the base of the tail
My cat used to nod when I did that, like she’s saying ‘Whats up?’
I used to kindly "slap" my cat's behind when he was in a loaf because his butt bounced like a ball. It was too funny. 😂
Activation noise
I introduced myself as Human name, it replied - fuck off meo meo
Bro cats love me so much even if I come up from behind they still get all happy- proof is when I was in Mexico about 2 years ago, behind some vendors, there was a black Mexican ally cat and I made friends with it. This happens to pretty much any cat I meet as well lmao
This is like how to pick up a duck
Yah
Its a remake of someone with unoriginal ideas. She used almost everything that was in the duck video
Tabby cats are beautiful
Movie title: How to pick up a duck.... the cats rise
I swear TH-cam is listening to my conversations I was talking about getting a cat and now I am getting so many cat videos WITH A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE IM GONNA GET
This is why I like dogs
"How to pick up a duck"
I thought i was the only to notice😂
Hooman: states name and intentions
Cat: I don’t understand
Give a long monotone meow, if it responds back with a meow then you're on the same page.
Problem is when im tryna let it sniff my hand the cat starts commiting war crimes to my hand
Seducktive: Here have my homework, just change it a tad bit to make them think its different
Underrated
Lol that is so true
"How to pet a cat"
Me: tries this
My cat: *Your hand looks even tastier today*
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Uh hell NOOO
Lol yeah Petting aggression is a bitch XD
NAWWW AHAHHA
Under rated
In the cat's universe:
"How to let a human pet you. Step one: Bite aggressively. Step two: Look cute.
She just grabs my hand noting else
“Hello cat”
“My name is”
“[human name]”
IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Ok? You copied the script and you getting likes?
😆😆
Hello cat... My name is [Crazy Cat Lady no# 256,765,229]. We're going to be together, FOREVERRRR ! AHH HA HA HA HARRGGHH !!! 🥴🤪😳🥺😦🤡
@@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseItLMAO
@@extern4805 yes i am. Its not thw end of the world
"Can I copy your homework"
"Sure but make it look different"
The homework:
How I petted my cat for the first time: went up to it, smiled, then petted it
I find all I have to do is hold my hand out and the cat does all the work. They love it.
"Introduce yourself"
*Hi cat I am your peasant human who definitely doesn't feed you and i shall bow to you my royalty*
Yessir, and I shall give you 60 fucking toys that you only play with if I tell you not to stand on the table
"Human Name"
The cat wrote the script
tried to make it original the "how to pick up a duck" will be remembered always
Bro asks cat to rub itself
This cat need an oscar
if you want hug a cat: HEY CAT I WANT HUG YOU! O-O
Just greeting my cat when I come home and receiving "welcome back" head bumps are my favorite time of my day
Instructions unclear: the cat is now petting me
TIPS ABOUT CATS
1: the cat owns you
2:cats shed ALOT so have a good amount of hair collectors
3: all ways pet a cat like how the video tells you
4:some cats get mad when they see the bottom of the food bowl and refuse to eat because of it I recommend the auto feeder
5:cats like attention but don’t want it all the time like dogs and if you give them too much attention they might bite you
6:get scratching posts and toys for your cats if you don’t say hello to string town on your furniture
7: if you have a cat that hides from you never go and try and force it to you just let it warm up to you I know it might take time but trust me it works
Ok well I’m out of things I can say and if anything please search up how to take care of a cat or get help from an experienced person ok, have a good day
me who takes my cat by the legs and pets him aggressively: 👁👄👁
Lmao
Thats what one of my aunt did to my other aunts cat when hes angry trust me the cat is more scared then my aunt💀i was like:BAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*dies*
Lol
My cat likes me to go from behind than front
😂😂😂”or he’ll bite” ??? Ok, that shows he fcks w/ me, but the moment he start biting, we fighting 😅 N stop whenever one of us gets tired of it or if I’m bleeding to much 🥲(not one hiss btw)
Me: *starts meowing nonsense*
Cat: *lets me pet them*
My brother: Hey cat let me pet you
Cat: *So,you have chosen death?*
wow you must be the cat whisperer or something😍
with a pfp like that, i don't think you meow just for your cat
@@Microster uh- since when pfps define a persons behavior now?-
@@Microster th- that's true! how did you know? i don't just meow for my cat too!
@@Brainlesssss that is a pretty pfp ngl
Awww how cutee!!
Letting a cat or a dog smell your hand first is the best way to let it know you mean no harm to it. The cat or dog then decided for them lselves whether to trust you or not for you to be able to pet them
“If you scare a cat, they’ll bite you”
Me: casually walking and cat starts to growl at me and bites.
its giving cat abuser
@@Jennasaur wdym
Give cat some treats
@@Nikhil-rh7yw honestly, I dislike cats
You know I think it's important that people finally learn how to do this, properly.
No
I keep seeing cat haters asking excuses and this is one of them. "cats don't let you pet them". Don't sneak them from behind then!
Also, I think that cute animals ironically don't like being pet by strangers
@@nyancat.123 I honestly think that the people who say "cats are mean, they dont let you pet them, they scratched me, or bit me" it kinda sus of the person. I adopted a cat last year after having my dogs stolen. I was always a dog person who wasn't fond of cats.At the time I wanted a furry companion that was more independent and not as needy as dogs. A companion who would just kinda be there chilling and let me pet it at least once a day. Then I adopt Pixie (my cat) and holy shit.... I wasn't expecting a cat to be so chatty, constantly pull at my hand for attention when I'm sitting on a chair, and sleep right next to my face. I was expecting a teenager who would just do their own thing, not a needy and chatty cat. I love her though and she is the best thing that has happened to me last year ever since I lost my dogs.
@@Evycakez I agree. Cat haters have never met cats or most likely approach cats like dogs.
Amy M and Evycakez have my upmost respect. (As a cat lover who hates when people say “I hate cats because this cat bit me!”)
And then I asked what did they do before and they said they sprayed the cat with water. For no reason. (Actual conversation with my cousin)
My cat watched the video and is now paying my taxes and petting me
I didn’t really need this but, people that can’t pet a cat, they need this.
“mom can I pick up that duck?” No we have a duck at home the duck at home…
My cats when I pet them from behind:
AhHhHhHHHhh oh-
Hello human (๑•ᴗ•๑)
How to pick up a duck: cat dlc
the dialogue is almost exact to the “how to pick up a duck” video
That's because it's an exact copy
Ya she should credit them.
“My name is [human name]”
The aliens watching this video trying to pet a cat: 😑
Its a copy from how to pick up a duck from seDUCKtive channel
Then my name is [alien name]
My cat isn’t biting me. He never did. In my entire life. Hes well behaved :)
”Hello cat my name is /human name/ now I’m gonna pet you”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“When you scare it, it will bite!”
Me: *hmmm… that has never happened when I scared a cat..*
Because it is your cat
Sameeeeee
my cat just makes a little scared trill and it’s so cute…
@@Gumball7th no like stray cats when you like stomp on the ground because you are scared and want them to go away
but it happens when you kill one