Best Funny Football Chants | With Lyrics

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  • Best Funny Football Fan Chants | With Lyrics
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  • @SommitSports
    @SommitSports  ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Loudest Chants In Football: th-cam.com/video/6u4XQ3sgCEA/w-d-xo.html

  • @hutchmusician
    @hutchmusician ปีที่แล้ว +347

    The self-deprecating ones are my favourite. ‘You’re nothing special, we lose every week’ is such a uniquely British thing to chant.

  • @midnytcourier8112
    @midnytcourier8112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    We lose every week, we lose every week
    You're nothing special, we lose every week.
    thats gold right there 🤣🤣🤣 loyalty at its finest

    • @theloyalone6693
      @theloyalone6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sheffield fans be singing that chant at home

    • @jakehumphreys8293
      @jakehumphreys8293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We’re Nottingham forest it’s nothing special about losing 😂😂 we bottled the play offs what can we say

    • @Feelsbadman23
      @Feelsbadman23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Poor Forest, at least they have 2 stars on that badge

    • @raubenard4829
      @raubenard4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was the craziest 🤣🤣

    • @mincedbeef8936
      @mincedbeef8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      watch the one west ham did after losing to city 6-0 lol

  • @allys744
    @allys744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    “More seagulls than fans” 🤣👏
    I’m dying at these chants

    • @elinigoindashaus
      @elinigoindashaus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Classic chant from teams that are from Lancashire like Preston or Blackburn cause they have a lot of rivaliry with Bloody Blackpool(By fuck sake i really hate them)

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You do realise the ground was so empty because we were boycotting to try and get rid of our horrible owners, one of whom was literally a convicted rapist.
      So yeah maybe get your facts right before you start chatting shit you fucking tosspot.

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@elinigoindashausyou support Madrid pipe down plastic

    • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
      @RonaldTrumpOfficial 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ⁠​⁠@@elinigoindashausJudging by the state of Blackpool, I think they hate themselves too.

  • @ici_marmotte
    @ici_marmotte ปีที่แล้ว +537

    'Is there a fire drill?' sung by away fans while the home crowd is leaving in huge numbers before the final whistle -> funniest English football chant ever imho :D Best regards from Germany

    • @theconversionshedcampervan6381
      @theconversionshedcampervan6381 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have you not seen "the plant pot" song?

    • @user-qx6hk4xf6b
      @user-qx6hk4xf6b 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The home fans sang it in the National League when the away fans were leaving in huge numbers and if I remember correctly, the away fans started singing there is a home fan.

  • @oscarmejerf2735
    @oscarmejerf2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5589

    "Is there a fire drill" LMAOOOOOO

    • @delacrete1
      @delacrete1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      It s the best, you must feel so humiliated when you leave the stad and here that

    • @balkannoobgamer6736
      @balkannoobgamer6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You play fortnite

    • @ripclovise
      @ripclovise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@balkannoobgamer6736 ?????

    • @SMX815
      @SMX815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @user-sq1tw6mr1x
      @user-sq1tw6mr1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      '한국인은 어디나 있다'

  • @brunoochieng9554
    @brunoochieng9554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10363

    Zlatan's nose offside, mesut eyes offside, suarez teeth offside killed me😂😂😂😂

    • @kertaspaper94
      @kertaspaper94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Inzaghi had it worse. He was born offside.

    • @nursiswanto3247
      @nursiswanto3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so why still u alive?

    • @raheemghaffar9172
      @raheemghaffar9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Man city fans to their best talk about zlatan

    • @lucastegers
      @lucastegers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Raheem Ghaffar they werent english.

    • @tijnw048
      @tijnw048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zlatan's song was from dutch feyenoord fans

  • @thefunkuchen1
    @thefunkuchen1 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    As a german I wanna pretend we got better chants...but a real warrior knows when battle's lost!

    • @baileytt06
      @baileytt06 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 I do hope you aren’t a Hannover fan. Don’t like them too much as a Burnley fan.

    • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
      @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      German fans are good two but in a different way, I hate when people try and compare English and German fans cause they're both amazing but in different ways

    • @mrmz1831
      @mrmz1831 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Two world wars and one world cup

    • @joeneri150
      @joeneri150 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You rather be an English fan or a German fan chanting songs rather than an American fan. The chants in America sounds something you hear on Disney Jr. They like to control what we say and ban us if we chanting something that offends their soft, baby minds.

  • @blazer7731
    @blazer7731 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Love how the security guards started laughing during the council tax chant😂😂😂

    • @SH-bp4qg
      @SH-bp4qg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That was the police 🚔

  • @CarsOverdose
    @CarsOverdose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10343

    Let's pretend we score a goal 🤣🤣🤣🤣come on that must be the most wholesome fanbase.

    • @os8338
      @os8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ikr

    • @d._eo
      @d._eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ya

    • @Joe-ug4po
      @Joe-ug4po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Yeahh it was Tottenham 😂😂

    • @alphachingon6920
      @alphachingon6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      01:52 is right up that alley 😆 They’re down 4-0 but know their team is worth shit so they sing this chant for the opposing team 😂

    • @samyates7573
      @samyates7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There’s a time for every team where that song is sung week in week out

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8113

    "Let's pretend we score a goal" as a players that has to hurt them

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      The fans show up, not always the players do

    • @thatoneguy4100
      @thatoneguy4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      One time a couple of the other teams fans started chanting that and then we scored so I just felt bad.
      (I’m a player for Porto)

    • @kaung_myat_zaw7302
      @kaung_myat_zaw7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thatoneguy4100 you can’t call yourself a Porto player when you play for their academy 🤡

    • @vagabond789
      @vagabond789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kaung_myat_zaw7302 🤣

    • @bas8792
      @bas8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kaung_myat_zaw7302 who hurt you

  • @andrewdaniels3974
    @andrewdaniels3974 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    As a fellow Englishman I’m proud to have the best chants in the world

  • @ericweiler6571
    @ericweiler6571 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Watching ManU fans singing "20,000 empty seats" to ManCity fans brought a smile to my face. Peace and love to the UK from Seattle, WA USA

  • @unpredictable.1719
    @unpredictable.1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    "Its only 4-0, how shit must you be?"
    How it feels for me to be a Newcastle supporter at the moment

    • @d3xterplays742
      @d3xterplays742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      100 percent with u there

    • @kiweping5
      @kiweping5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tbf you guys were decent towards the end of the season

    • @unpredictable.1719
      @unpredictable.1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiweping5 true

    • @kiweping5
      @kiweping5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You guys also earned 1 more point this season then your most ever with Rafa. Don’t get me wrong I hate Steve Bruce’s style of play but this is his strength, it’s how he wins

    • @unpredictable.1719
      @unpredictable.1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiweping5 very, very true.
      Excited for next season

  • @theoscar4390
    @theoscar4390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    The end 😂😂we lose every week you're nothing special.

    • @lostparadisegaming2858
      @lostparadisegaming2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Micky Banks Nottingham forrest

    • @maatt_cooks
      @maatt_cooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, tell that a Schalke (Bundesliga) fan, who didn't win for almost a year ^^

    • @flower_sunshine2021
      @flower_sunshine2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We shouldn't had that at our old school. 😂😂😂

    • @Lloydy786
      @Lloydy786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grim af

    • @vincenzomaiello3883
      @vincenzomaiello3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably the best way to put down the morale of the winning team

  • @ahmadkh6668
    @ahmadkh6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    2:05
    The funniest thing ever done by fans😂

  • @Oxi_The_Axolotl
    @Oxi_The_Axolotl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I’m an arsenal fan so the “is there a fire drill” chant killed me😂😂😂

  • @officialpanda724
    @officialpanda724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3125

    Girls: they're out there flirting
    Boys: let's pretend let's pretend we score a goal wooooooo

    • @AMXHDD
      @AMXHDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @amarson2322
      @amarson2322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What?

    • @alxandro5504
      @alxandro5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what?

    • @alxandro5504
      @alxandro5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AMXHDD literally you just repeated the comment

    • @alxandro5504
      @alxandro5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AMXHDD no i understand the delivery just not the joke

  • @bettigio
    @bettigio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    “Suarez teeth offside” killed me.😂👍

    • @AdityaRajBose7560
      @AdityaRajBose7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha same

    • @lasersoldier2346
      @lasersoldier2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They are in the ear of the enemy whos offside init

    • @thegamingchannel1161
      @thegamingchannel1161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Half of these are song backgrounds from liverpool

    • @jayhbre5529
      @jayhbre5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@daddypussyeater93 why do u have to bring race into this

    • @ommistry7802
      @ommistry7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U know once luis Suarez teeth were actually offside 😎

  • @_r._7513
    @_r._7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The “You got more seagulls than fans” one made me lose it.

  • @stephendaedalus6192
    @stephendaedalus6192 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Got to love the vast array of diverse tunes the English used in these... as well as their natural understanding of scansion.

  • @ss-hc7tb
    @ss-hc7tb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    this is the most british thing i’ve ever witnessed

    • @leachy_
      @leachy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah cause the only good chants are from Britain.

    • @berzeliuskaioken3831
      @berzeliuskaioken3831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *bri'ish

    • @MrWb-se6yb
      @MrWb-se6yb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@berzeliuskaioken3831 dead joke mate x

    • @tintins4021
      @tintins4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wanna see when there pissed up

    • @weltfrieden3031
      @weltfrieden3031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      English*

  • @Ffish69
    @Ffish69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5384

    I've never understood the "choreography" of football chants - who starts them off, and how? Is there one bloke in the middle somewhere chanting by himself, and then others join in? And who creates the words? Are there secret meetings in pubs where they write them? They're brilliant!!

    • @thiparei2102
      @thiparei2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

      I am from brazil and here, we have the "torcidas organizadas" it is like the ultras. They have their own sector of the stadium and there they bring some drums and this kind of intruments (these people with instruments are some known people inside the ultras) so this people dictate the rythm and therefore the chants playing in the drums

    • @thiparei2102
      @thiparei2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      For example in my team we always sing the club's anthem before every game, and as the drummers start playing it and the ultras sector chanting the whole stadium is involved

    • @thiparei2102
      @thiparei2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      th-cam.com/video/85HhsUtdrTU/w-d-xo.html

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

      Some passion fans start chanting and people around usually join in if they are in the mood.

    • @F1ashingblade
      @F1ashingblade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      In the pub

  • @janjavorsek7391
    @janjavorsek7391 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
    He slipped on his fu**ing arse
    He gave it to Demba Ba"
    Is my fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and that Ozil and his eyes were fooking golden 😂

    • @joachimb5721
      @joachimb5721 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, too. "Que sera" and "Steve Gerrard" works so perfect, it's beautiful.

  • @2malachi
    @2malachi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Funniest song I ever heard, many years ago at Home Park (green army), a dull 0-0 match against Leeds was interrupted when a small dog got on to the pitch. The crowd started singing 'There's only one Jackie Russel, one Jackie Russel, there's only one Jackie Russel'. 'twas very funny.

  • @mdlink623
    @mdlink623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    It sounds as if the same group of friends get drunk at every game then start these chants

    • @TkrzTT
      @TkrzTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @kiweping5
      @kiweping5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is exactly what happens

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's what I think is so funny about football fans. No matter the team as long as it's the UK they all the time

  • @Jrkingston-ng6hd
    @Jrkingston-ng6hd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    THIS just makes me realize how good match days are

  • @philipdrasi903
    @philipdrasi903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Steven Gerrard version of Que Sera Sera killed me...🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-iy2ig5gq4y
    @user-iy2ig5gq4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    “Could be worse,could be scouse
    Eating rats in your council house”
    Funniest shit ever😂😂

  • @chuggon7595
    @chuggon7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2411

    As an American, I will 100% admit you Brits have the best sport chants in the world

    • @raymondweaver8526
      @raymondweaver8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      College football is good but this seem more original

    • @Aaryan.S
      @Aaryan.S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      We don't need your validation anyway. But ok.

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@Aaryan.S settle down there, champ, you almost sounded tough behind that keyboard. As an American, I will say that you Brits know how to do sports chants.

    • @Aaryan.S
      @Aaryan.S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@chuggon7595 tough? Settle. What are you on? Anyway

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@Aaryan.S you literally came after me for giving you guys a compliment.

  • @robertsingleton1893
    @robertsingleton1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I remember being at the Emirates and Arsenal were 4-0 up against Stoke when over the Tannoy came an announcement that the train to Stoke was cancelled due to a derailment. A couple of minutes later we were all singing 𝄞♬ Four nil and you’re walking home🎶♬Four nil and you’re walking home

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That have to hurt

    • @robertsingleton1893
      @robertsingleton1893 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dripkidd8572 I guess it did 😀. And to make things worse it was April fools day lol 😂

    • @boykisserreal
      @boykisserreal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (I am an Arsenal fan)
      Thou hast been wrecked

    • @G30rg14_BCFC
      @G30rg14_BCFC 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's funny af

  • @Clairavoya
    @Clairavoya ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I loved these chants so much, they were creative and made me laugh pretty hard

  • @zaki7212
    @zaki7212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "His nose is offside" x2
    "His name is Zlatan"
    "His nose is offside"
    Zlatan: I've memorized all your faces

  • @lautaroquintana3506
    @lautaroquintana3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    When I heard "his eyes are offside" first time, I knew it was Özil

    • @Pax_Veritas
      @Pax_Veritas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      coulda been chadwick or deeney

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why May I ask

    • @George-wu6nu
      @George-wu6nu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@SelfImprovement1111 bloody hell mate dont think that needs an explanation just search up ozil

    • @patrichewill5403
      @patrichewill5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@George-wu6nu 😂😂😂

    • @TkrzTT
      @TkrzTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@George-wu6nu 😆

  • @johnjessiman7712
    @johnjessiman7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Villa doesn’t have to pretend they scored vs Liverpool anymore 😂

  • @mozanchannel718
    @mozanchannel718 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “you’re nothing special, We lose everyweek” got me 😂😂😂

  • @ariannouri-nasir7766
    @ariannouri-nasir7766 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The amount of creativity us Brits have with our chants is just unreal😂😂😂

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a New Yorker
      Respect
      The Garden is quiet these days without a good Knicks team. I'm glad Premier League is stellar as usual.
      Cheers 🍻

  • @tillhuyssen1087
    @tillhuyssen1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    those fans are better at freestyling than 3/4 of the rappers

  • @example2844
    @example2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    I'm genuinely curious, how do we even come up with chants like this???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derekbrunette222
      @derekbrunette222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Being 8 pints in and nothing to do the week before the game

    • @example2844
      @example2844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@derekbrunette222 fair enough 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marioandmichellesantiago2509
      @marioandmichellesantiago2509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Better yet how does a crowd execute them so good

    • @Siruelf
      @Siruelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marioandmichellesantiago2509 Its not that hard

    • @patstel9024
      @patstel9024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@marioandmichellesantiago2509 one drunk lad mumbles the lyrics he thought of 2 days ago and the guy sings them next to him next thing you know the whole stand is offending the ref and his children

  • @ernstthalmann4306
    @ernstthalmann4306 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As An American, the spontaneity is outstanding. Peace Brits ✌️ ☮️ 🕊 🏳️‍ ✌️

  • @violetevergarden5160
    @violetevergarden5160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I just want to say:
    The guy on the tombnail is the most english looking guy i have seen.

  • @schwantzrossi1266
    @schwantzrossi1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    We paid for your hats what a waste of council tax - never a truer word spoken.

    • @Stuka-qo1xr
      @Stuka-qo1xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888
      @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You honestly think council tax pays for police kit? Also, you have never paid tax in your life since you have never earned a penny. Idiot.

    • @silvergtotwinturbo9984
      @silvergtotwinturbo9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 What, so the make up of your council tax gives a proportional amount to the Police Force. I argued to have it removed from my council tax and they refused. I think the idiot is you for not knowing how the council tax is distributed. And yes I have earned my money, I now own my house.

    • @anywhere64.
      @anywhere64. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 "Humor"

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anywhere64. "Humour"

  • @michaelacoulthard
    @michaelacoulthard ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a non-league football fan, and a championship football fan as well, I have to say my favourite ever chant has to be "You're nothing special, we lose every week". On Saturday just gone, my local non-league team beat the league leaders 5-0, and me and my dad were like "You're nothing special, we score 5 every week", One of the away team's substitutes said "it was all over when you scored your 3rd goal"... We finished 6th in the table, which is respectable.

  • @gillian2954
    @gillian2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've never laughed so much I love our football lads and lasses xx

  • @saurabhkumarpathak2724
    @saurabhkumarpathak2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    England fans : it's coming home
    Also same England fans : please don't take me home .
    Result : exit from WC

    • @johnfahey6131
      @johnfahey6131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because they are two different songs about two completely different subjects

    • @saurabhkumarpathak2724
      @saurabhkumarpathak2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnfahey6131 I think when it's sarcasm, then sense should be kept aside and joke should be enjoyed

    • @davidglickstein5169
      @davidglickstein5169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They need a song begging America for help.

    • @liambirch
      @liambirch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidglickstein5169 You must be fun at parties.

    • @hunterhorsehelmsley7315
      @hunterhorsehelmsley7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidglickstein5169 America ? As in England's disappointing son ? They ain't much better lol

  • @Cloudyedits86
    @Cloudyedits86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Who else misses football

    • @dang4847
      @dang4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone dickhead.

    • @angryperson5490
      @angryperson5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dang4847 ooooooo sorry

    • @jamestrellu9043
      @jamestrellu9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean soccer

    • @account5003
      @account5003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jamestrellu9043 no you idiot why would you call a ball game soc-cer

    • @UTB1876
      @UTB1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jamestrellu9043 it’s football

  • @knotwilg3596
    @knotwilg3596 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Is there a fire drill" and "Steve Gerrard, Gerrard" are my favorites.

  • @rillo806
    @rillo806 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lovin it! That was hilarious!

  • @dirtydemon1234
    @dirtydemon1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    As a villa fan “the let’s pretend we scored a goal” was great 😂😂

    • @andrew8939
      @andrew8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was fun for me too. 😂😂

    • @cocoproductions3645
      @cocoproductions3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A strong village

    • @Druguaer12345
      @Druguaer12345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha that's great. Although Villa doing good atm even without jack, I hope they make champions. Tottenham have had their day as the shit team from England in the Champs, shifty Aston villas turn

    • @RichardLissimore
      @RichardLissimore หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favourite of ours was Rotterdam... self-deprecation at it's finest: "We’ve been to Rotterdam and everywhere; Liverpool and Rome; But now we’re playing Rotherham, Rotherham at home.”

  • @TheJordanAntibellum
    @TheJordanAntibellum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I’m gonna start a “is there a fire drill” chant when we can go to matches again, especially with how deadly Chelsea have been lately

    • @spoon8179
      @spoon8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordan wilson should have said that against arsenal

    • @seamusmeehan6036
      @seamusmeehan6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially with the the the 2. Germany players how many chances du the need

    • @Brandon-nl1nf
      @Brandon-nl1nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aged well

    • @dafspeed
      @dafspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brandon-nl1nf gets better every week 😆

    • @daniyalkaleem26
      @daniyalkaleem26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @Geokinkladze
    @Geokinkladze ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Scottish fans after finding out Andy Goram had been treated for a mild form of schizophrenia:
    "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

  • @TheDanny6441
    @TheDanny6441 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Let's pretend we score a goal" and then fake celebrating is WILD😂😂😂😂

  • @jinwooseo1787
    @jinwooseo1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Loved when fans even mocking police officers right in their faces.

    • @evanr1784
      @evanr1784 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They weren't mocking, they did pay for the hats lol

  • @wanaisya1805
    @wanaisya1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Love their cooperation and their voice synchronized with each other

  • @overpricedhealthcare
    @overpricedhealthcare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:35 i just noticed it's in the same tune of "bart simpson bouncing"

    • @totallynotbmkanymore3125
      @totallynotbmkanymore3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was where it came from.

    • @ezra_.9
      @ezra_.9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s not Bart Simpson bouncing ffs TikTok ruined this chant. It’s “that is embarrassing”

  • @maxepic1068
    @maxepic1068 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was at the Baggies back in the day in the family stand as opposed to our usual Smethwick. Away end were being naughty so the tannoy announced they'd stopped serving beer in the away end. We started chanting "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more" problem was you couldn't smoke in the family stand. They started chanting "youre not smoking......" Brilliant days.

  • @kingrapid
    @kingrapid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    LOVE ENGLISH FOOTY CHANTS! GREATEST COMEDY IN THE WORLD!!
    ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️

  • @AliRaza-gy7lq
    @AliRaza-gy7lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:21 messing with zlatan 😂😂

  • @Damnish1999
    @Damnish1999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fans are ruthless😂😂I love to see it

  • @happylemonco
    @happylemonco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Been living in Australia for 8 years now, man I forgot how funny match day chants can be!

  • @shush6781
    @shush6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    For those of you who haven't been here, this is pretty much Britain 😂😂😂

    • @m4ri5a8
      @m4ri5a8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emotional release therapy, British style 😂

  • @eddierichard1104
    @eddierichard1104 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Must be magical to have a cheeky pint, some scran, and a good chant with the lads at the pitch watching some footy.

  • @matthewsandwrs9195
    @matthewsandwrs9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Just so you know mate, that last clip is Stoke city's boothen end. It's not forest or West ham!

    • @SommitSports
      @SommitSports  3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh good to know😅 sry for the mistake

  • @tangerinetom1268
    @tangerinetom1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    More seagulls than fans!😂🍊

  • @xLozeTV
    @xLozeTV ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lets pretend we score a goal is Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got some gems there! Thanks

  • @uity12
    @uity12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3:50 that mister in grey jacket, i want his dancing skills. the happiest guy on this planet. dancing his heart out.

  • @thomasduya16
    @thomasduya16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    02:00 Favorite
    Let's Pretend We Score A Goal

  • @Eshayzbra96
    @Eshayzbra96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favourite thing about all of this, their combined accents makes it sound like one voice lol ahahaha

  • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
    @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How everyone sees Brits: posh, polite, drinking tea
    Brits in football: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @aikae8059
    @aikae8059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “We paid for your hats” 🤣🤣

  • @hudson1847
    @hudson1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house" had me creasing 😂😂

    • @bin4260
      @bin4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is racism

    • @hudson1847
      @hudson1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bin4260 yeah tell that to the Man UTD fans and see if they care

    • @infolibertad_1
      @infolibertad_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bin4260 gae

    • @kurt10k74
      @kurt10k74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was hilarious!!!

    • @kurt10k74
      @kurt10k74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bin4260 cry moooarrrr

  • @tdk9518
    @tdk9518 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Pretend we scored a goal" cracks me up and "We lose every week you're nothing special"

  • @silentdeath7847
    @silentdeath7847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not a fotball fan at all, but god deam i love them chants 😂❤
    Im saving this one for later 👏
    Idk how i ended up here, was just gnna watch that norwegian song that mocks Qatar

  • @supergatgaming6166
    @supergatgaming6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:21 whoever sung that there has mysterely dissapeared

    • @ekoeko6994
      @ekoeko6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zlatan got him lmfao

  • @stevendone5493
    @stevendone5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Let’s pretend we scored a goal ! Best one yet !!! Classic

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    as a swede the Zlatan chant got me so good

  • @EthanTheReformedFeminist
    @EthanTheReformedFeminist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro that park one is wild 💀

  • @jtrl5354
    @jtrl5354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best feeling as a fan is when your in the stadium and the other teams score and then you score quickly after and start singing who are you who are you my favourite ones is John terry

  • @tawhidchowdhury3107
    @tawhidchowdhury3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If you humiliate yourself others won't :
    "Your nothing special we lose every week"

  • @CelticG
    @CelticG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Some of those chants are priceless

  • @SalexCoinHunters
    @SalexCoinHunters 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:11 ah yes the "we beat city in the quarter finals trophy"

  • @areslanehammour6227
    @areslanehammour6227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like the one of Zalatan his nose is offside 😂😂 spicy and hilarious 😂

  • @artodyfilms
    @artodyfilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "We lose every week, we lose every week! You're nothing special, we lose every week." 😂

  • @johannessimonsen5433
    @johannessimonsen5433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    As a spurs fan 2:00 is totally accurate

    • @no-sf7mc
      @no-sf7mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lets pretend
      Lets pretend
      Lets pretend
      We won a trophie (other than the Audi cup)

    • @kingvanda1567
      @kingvanda1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      0 trophy 😜🤡

    • @1sean
      @1sean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingvanda1567 26 trophies 🏆 ur just another clueless foreigner

    • @hahahahhahahah9688
      @hahahahhahahah9688 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingvanda1567 26*

    • @ba1270
      @ba1270 ปีที่แล้ว

      Small club

  • @AWBOfficial994
    @AWBOfficial994 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Let's pretend we scored a goal" 😂😂😂

  • @asolom39
    @asolom39 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the chant at 3:59

  • @iloki5243
    @iloki5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    5:23 That's why they have the biggest fan base in the world.

  • @kingsergii5453
    @kingsergii5453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It's amazing how everyone gets on board😂😂😂

  • @Huncho_Rog
    @Huncho_Rog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an American, this is GREAT 💀💀 some of these definitely need to be incorporated into NFL, NBA and MLB, this would get the crowd HYPED

    • @christophermontoya9963
      @christophermontoya9963 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s the problem with American Chants. Americans are the most unoriginal in the world. And they’ll repeat the same single chant for decades. It gets nauseating to be quite honest. These dudes in England just come up with them on the fly in a pub or outside a stadium - non of the this “incorporating”

  • @transvestosaurus878
    @transvestosaurus878 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm one of those Brits who hates nationalism, thinks patriotism is a tool of the ruling class and will cross the street to avoid walking past a house with the Union Jack flying, but THIS makes me so fucking proud to be British.

  • @Alan_H
    @Alan_H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is why we miss the fans at the games.

  • @goat9295
    @goat9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    5:24 this Ji-Sung Park chant would NOT pass in 2021😭😭

    • @Brunip-hf2xo
      @Brunip-hf2xo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah

    • @leachy_
      @leachy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah it would. There football fans, they basically do what they want.

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really hit me off guard LOL

    • @chiefobvious352
      @chiefobvious352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I showed it to my American friend, and he got so offended.

    • @farzanamughal5933
      @farzanamughal5933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This wasnt from that long ago though

  • @philupdeluxed4873
    @philupdeluxed4873 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that last few seconds were the best :D

  • @ng2k11sbk2
    @ng2k11sbk2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "we lose every week" should be arsenals new song like all the time win or lose score or get scored on lmfao

  • @bebeto7479
    @bebeto7479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is beautiful! No wonder why it’s the best sport in the world

  • @Purzify
    @Purzify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The players must have to have alot of mental capability to avoid hearing the fans

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Couple grand a week more than soothes their bruised egos I'd have thought.

    • @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888
      @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "alot"? Idiot.

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 okay “idiot” how would you feel being out 1 of 22 people in a crowd way over 50,000?

    • @Bad_Artists
      @Bad_Artists 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is the only reason we have a slight edge over some countries in the World Cup as it’s all the same stuff in most others

  • @DatTrumpetGirl
    @DatTrumpetGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:30 *THAT IS EMBARRASSING*

  • @musha2752
    @musha2752 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:29 as a Chinese person this was hilarious

    • @Zeeblox
      @Zeeblox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are on about korea

  • @Amar-go2lj
    @Amar-go2lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Shit hits different when you are in a lockdown...