Top 10 funny English football chants

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  • A collection of the top 10 funniest football chants as chosen by The Away Day Bible.
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  • @ciaranirvine4929
    @ciaranirvine4929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9830

    Let's pretend we scored a goal wooooooo 😂😂😂

    • @vincentshalom4846
      @vincentshalom4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Which team btw

    • @jackfurlong8814
      @jackfurlong8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      vincent shalom Tottenham

    • @marymurray6917
      @marymurray6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was at the game the team that Liverpool beat was Fulham not tottenham

    • @nicolewright4391
      @nicolewright4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mary murray it was Tottenham

    • @mattinfullvision9598
      @mattinfullvision9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@marymurray6917 it was Tottenham I'm a Tottenham fan and I was there

  • @lennongalla1412
    @lennongalla1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13731

    I can just imagine how strange this must seem to non-British people

    • @imsearching4yearsnowforana966
      @imsearching4yearsnowforana966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

      We are european dude we are the same at football

    • @azore1184
      @azore1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      It’s fookin amazin

    • @any9652
      @any9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      why 90 days to change my name?
      Ur not ur dog shit

    • @IdeGas-fm3ss
      @IdeGas-fm3ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@any9652 tell that to the croatians

    • @any9652
      @any9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gaming Bros
      LOL THEY ARE SHIT. They were lucky. Our team were fucked up. We had the wrong players

  • @zaksta1436
    @zaksta1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    “Let’s pretend we scored a goal!” That ones my fav. Love it when fans aren’t boring and decide to have a bit of fun. Absolute legends

    • @grahamnancledra7036
      @grahamnancledra7036 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Old Plymouth Argyle joke - a team so bad, they do a lap of honour when they are awarded a corner kick.

    • @worldsgreatestdude1784
      @worldsgreatestdude1784 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s what happens when the sport is boring

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@worldsgreatestdude1784
      Football has always been more about the community than the sport itself.

  • @ashturner2110
    @ashturner2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    as an australian, i’ve never been more proud of another county but also confused

    • @mikelitorous5570
      @mikelitorous5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      By the sounds of your name your family are british so your allowed to be proud

    • @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp
      @jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m Australian too and I’m proud/confused aswell ☠️

    • @KingNikaDKota
      @KingNikaDKota 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mikelitorous5570 most Australians are of brit descent

    • @BenHutchinson92
      @BenHutchinson92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@KingNikaDKota yeah i see australians as happier versions of ourselves lol good for them with all that sunny weather

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BenHutchinson92 Stop apologising for your own country, woman...

  • @toddgyurke215
    @toddgyurke215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4161

    We lose every week!
    We lose every weeeeeeek!
    You're nothing special!
    We lose every week!

    • @benking428
      @benking428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Todd Gyurke then thry go on and with the title

    • @jarrodpycroft5370
      @jarrodpycroft5370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Todd Gyurke and the 4senal one
      What do we think of tottenham
      shit!
      what do we think of shit
      tottenham!
      thank you
      thats ok!

    • @arrowsmithgaming4613
      @arrowsmithgaming4613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arsenal is shit we beat them

    • @awacherif1689
      @awacherif1689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Todd Gyurke 😂😂😂😂

    • @BelegCuthali0n
      @BelegCuthali0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      We're winning away!
      We're winning awaaaaay!
      How shit must you be?
      We're winning away!

  • @alkkk7171
    @alkkk7171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7364

    "Is there a fire drill" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Fans questioning the other fans the reason for the early exit.

    • @fredbayles
      @fredbayles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Classic Swindon

    • @alfiedarch4080
      @alfiedarch4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was at one of these games when they were singing this

    • @henryward3742
      @henryward3742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Is there a fire drill is like the most common of these

    • @dexter382
      @dexter382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alkkk up the swin

  • @jayfritz1638
    @jayfritz1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    I'm English but "we hate England more than you" during a Wales and Scotland match, was brilliant.

  • @derrickmwerema7893
    @derrickmwerema7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Wife:he is probably out cheating on me.
    Him at the tube station:

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol every age range from 14 to 70 is dancing at that tube station.

    • @neilwhitaker6284
      @neilwhitaker6284 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TonyEnglandUK the older middle aged ladies on the other side of the platform singing along and doing the motions was sweet.

  • @TheShashwat213
    @TheShashwat213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6471

    say anything u want but British ppl know how to hv fun

    • @syndicatejr3037
      @syndicatejr3037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Shashwat Khajuria init mate

    • @oli5412
      @oli5412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SyndicateJr g innit* nerd

    • @scottlaaa
      @scottlaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shashwat Khajuria we are awesome at parties!

    • @alex-johntrainor3788
      @alex-johntrainor3788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yerman!

    • @dontbethatguy6640
      @dontbethatguy6640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      chin Smart funny you say that because I'm 100% sure not one person in any of these videos looted or oppressed anybody in his country. Or anybody alive in the UK right now. Keep going back in history bro, jealousy is a disease.

  • @pepsychologyx4877
    @pepsychologyx4877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    "Harry potter he's coming for you"😂😂😂

  • @Graphics_Card
    @Graphics_Card 2 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “Let’s pretend we scored a goal”
    What kind of genius Smart mouth thought of this? 😂

    • @ZedsDeadZD
      @ZedsDeadZD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The players on the field must have been really confused xD

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol I bet he had a plant pot on his head when he thought of it.

  • @viahorsfield5374
    @viahorsfield5374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    1:48
    As a Barnsley fan I remember this day and I honestly couldn’t care about losing,this was just one of the best days ever. It were so funny 😂

    • @itome3499
      @itome3499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @alessandroaglieri4534
      @alessandroaglieri4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what were you singing?

    • @emilsargieson6346
      @emilsargieson6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @narchia161
      @narchia161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@alessandroaglieri4534 they just put a plant pot on anyones hat and then they started singing about those random fans having a plant pot on their hats

    • @alessandroaglieri4534
      @alessandroaglieri4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@narchia161 that’s ok, but I wanted to know the text of this amazing song

  • @seemoredicks6537
    @seemoredicks6537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11816

    how do players not get distracted by these chants lol

    • @mattmoore804
      @mattmoore804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      Shakur 1908 So why watch the video then?

    • @mikeybswfc
      @mikeybswfc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Seemore Dicks they earn so much money i don't think they give a shit at the end of the day

    • @nnik1016
      @nnik1016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seemore Dicks they do.

    • @sumicr7533
      @sumicr7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seemore Dicks h

    • @cihattekin562
      @cihattekin562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao americans cant fan

  • @danielsutherland6452
    @danielsutherland6452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    we lose every week
    we lose every weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
    you're nothing special
    we lose every week
    one of my favourite chants

    • @xrllisxyt1405
      @xrllisxyt1405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Daniel Sutherland cough cough Sunderland
      Cmon Newcastle

    • @timscott5782
      @timscott5782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Sutherland

    • @jackstone3225
      @jackstone3225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel Sutherland, where I live, we light loose every week in our Sunday league! We have chanted that too many times

    • @spencerrobertson355
      @spencerrobertson355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Scott p

    • @tadaspocius2716
      @tadaspocius2716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Sutherland that's united

  • @ColinH1973
    @ColinH1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I am a Sunderland supporter and I was at that match. There was a Sunderland lad with a false leg who kept waving it in the air, and the chant was, "Get your leg out for the lads, get your leg out for the lads!" Brilliant day.

  • @gadrockduke
    @gadrockduke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Watching this as an American, I will be adding attending a proper English football match to my bucket list. I'm a huge fan of American college football, but this camaraderie and passion is absolutely unmatched! Talk about an electrifying atmosphere! Cheers, Brits!

    • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
      @RonaldTrumpOfficial 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whatever you do, go to a game where two rivals are playing. Manchester lovely place for it (if United stops being so shit)

  • @dtdang23
    @dtdang23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    'His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, he's Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside' - Should of been on the list.

    • @HomebaseLHR
      @HomebaseLHR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      dtdang23 should have*

    • @OrrBzz
      @OrrBzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Racist

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@OrrBzz not really

    • @farnyone
      @farnyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats class 😂

    • @kaiseranowar
      @kaiseranowar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wtf i sang your comment lol

  • @FootballFury
    @FootballFury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    'Arry pottah, he's caming for you.

    • @nachiemi196
      @nachiemi196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Rosida Andriyana Way to ruin the 11 month old joke with your non existent sense of humour.

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rosida Andriyana you're wrong.

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rosida Andriyana it’s how we speak

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Kid omg stop

    • @pauloemmi6216
      @pauloemmi6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rosida Andriyana r/woooosh

  • @bergkamp48
    @bergkamp48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    still my favourite (to the tune of "That's Amore")..."When you sit in row zed and the ball hits your head...that's Zamora!"

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a clever one.

    • @jerrylott4465
      @jerrylott4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣

    • @obiigwe8349
      @obiigwe8349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO. It's so well thought-through, rhymes and everything.

    • @adrianwyatt8209
      @adrianwyatt8209 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or … when the ball hits the goal it’s not Shearer or Cole it’s Scot Dobie (WBA ages ago!)

  • @damienmontanadias
    @damienmontanadias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Watching this as an American, I am super envious of of your chants. Too good! The best we have over here is screaming DEFENSE! or the stupid na na na na, na na na na, heey-eyy-eyyy, goodbye.
    The next Packers game i am at, if the visitors start leaving, I'm going to try getting that "fire drill" chant going.

    • @burtlangoustine1
      @burtlangoustine1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      how did you get on ?

    • @katiemiaana
      @katiemiaana ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m English don’t get the de pause fence thing either

    • @Johenz
      @Johenz ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe you just live in a boring city. I’ve been to Knicks games we chant move than defense. . We chant trae young balding” “fuck trae young” “ref you suck” “honey nut cheerios” “Lebron gonna trade you” you’re in greenbay yall just boring

    • @sooya6970
      @sooya6970 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cant forget the classic USA USA

    • @moos5221
      @moos5221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh murica

  • @libbymercer3356
    @libbymercer3356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    Love being British’s , the joy of just hearing this yelled from the hallways in secondary school

    • @rossgeller_23
      @rossgeller_23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      gotta love it

    • @rustybookshelf8566
      @rustybookshelf8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Summer of 20'18 was a made time lmao I was in Year 7 and all you'd hear is fuckign "iTs cOmInG hOmE" no stfu

    • @katiebrampton5771
      @katiebrampton5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep 😭😂

    • @BigMan-kp6ug
      @BigMan-kp6ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You fill up my senses,
      Like a gallon of Magnet,
      Like a packet of Woodbines,
      Like a good pinch of snuff,
      Like a night out in Sheffield,
      Like a greasy chip butty,
      Like Sheffield United,
      Come fill me again
      Na na na na na...Ooooohh!"
      I'll never forget me and the boys pissing the Wednesdayites off whenever we thrashed them haha

    • @visiory
      @visiory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i’m irish and all the lads in my school would shout HES GOT A PLANT POT ON ‘IS HEAD and i’m only now finding out where it came from lol

  • @JordynNexus
    @JordynNexus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “Complimenting Diego costa on his dashing looks” omg 😂 so bloody British

  • @DaddyjeeFF
    @DaddyjeeFF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    4:02 Almost Dead Laughing 🤣

  • @Klopford
    @Klopford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Man I’m jealous of just how much spirit you brits have compared to most US sports fans!

    • @SOhiyaaa
      @SOhiyaaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poor US fans😢 life being British socks tho lol 😊

  • @ludwigandersson7557
    @ludwigandersson7557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    His name is a shop,
    His name is a shooooop,
    Lenell John-Lewis his name is a shop!

    • @hoixthegreat8359
      @hoixthegreat8359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was at that game - I still remember that chant.

    • @rabbitbaj134
      @rabbitbaj134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here, lost my shit when I heard it.

    • @topofthecircle
      @topofthecircle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could do that with "His name's a law firm" to "La Donna e Mobile."

    • @wilma5764
      @wilma5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uts

    • @AJPlayz707
      @AJPlayz707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoixthegreat8359 mate it was any game he got subbed on

  • @Kingkixmw3
    @Kingkixmw3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    Man United seriously do play in the dark.

    • @slimo3600
      @slimo3600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kingkixmw3 😂😂😂

    • @carolinewilton3861
      @carolinewilton3861 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kingkixmw3 why have you got a problem with that

    • @EthanRichards-sj4bw
      @EthanRichards-sj4bw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kingkixmw3 it's the only way other teams get past the brick wall that's De Gea

    • @Kingkixmw3
      @Kingkixmw3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HS Gaming hardly

    • @reyinfinity
      @reyinfinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingKix yeah yeah already read 5 comments like this, no originality

  • @MrFlibbleable
    @MrFlibbleable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Best one ever for me was Liverpool fans chanting ‘Cilla wants her teeth back’ to Ronaldinho at Anfield.... classic

  • @Jamster3116
    @Jamster3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Man utd chant 2016: we'll play in the dark - Mean while back to 2020 it looks like they are

    • @alvohottgoatt2079
      @alvohottgoatt2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have no idea what totenham did to us mate

  • @Layla-sv7hb
    @Layla-sv7hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    this is why I love being English

    • @someguy4144
      @someguy4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      One year later but you got your TV loicense mate?

    • @Henry-oh5kz
      @Henry-oh5kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Some Guy have u checked your spelling yet 😂😂

    • @someguy4144
      @someguy4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's intentional you knob. I'm putting on an accent through text.

    • @Henry-oh5kz
      @Henry-oh5kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some Guy jeez calm it

    • @KingdomofArabia
      @KingdomofArabia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@someguy4144 why are you crying about it in the comments like your whole life depends on it ?

  • @mattcoulter8304
    @mattcoulter8304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    best one when the lights went out at Portsmouth. Leeds fans started singing "pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"

    • @chadwicklufc2832
      @chadwicklufc2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Changed play up to up

    • @riverkath
      @riverkath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Pompey lass, this sounds about right.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riverkath People normally pay Pompey lasses.

    • @chaswilson5145
      @chaswilson5145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That IS funny (a skit on Play Up Pompey - Pompey is the name for Portsmouth)

  • @petercolledge8204
    @petercolledge8204 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best chant ever, heard at and Edinburgh City match with Stirling Albion, some years ago. The stand singers behind me started singing: "Our castle's bigger than yours".

  • @guntherbeckman1257
    @guntherbeckman1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The energy at those matches is unreal.. love from across the pond 🇨🇦

  • @marymurray6917
    @marymurray6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    When a PLANTPOT is more exciting than a football game🤣😂

    • @Donovaan
      @Donovaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adventures of Potty the Plant Pot. 😂 Who takes a plant pot to a football match anyway??

    • @oh_no_its_issy2559
      @oh_no_its_issy2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donovaan english people 😎

    • @snek1576
      @snek1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You don't really see English fans getting bored over football, that's how you know the match was bad.

    • @blackbob3358
      @blackbob3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      perhaps you're not quite getting the concept, flower. it's far, far deeper than that. not that long a go, the plebescite lost their "right of association". if there was more than "two" together, they assumed a" Cabal". van damens was the cry. IT REALLY IS NOT THAT SIMPLE. ( bit OTT,yea) . i could go on . av a look at the history, mz murray, of how the "cannon fodder" were treated... that's it. xx

  • @trayshon899
    @trayshon899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    this is why English football is my favorite

    • @Jessica-ib8ri
      @Jessica-ib8ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      L Z yeahhhhh

    • @user-pk4sd9dd2w
      @user-pk4sd9dd2w 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry Potter is gold

    • @moos5221
      @moos5221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      really? it's not about the saudi prince, the oman sheikh, the dubai king, the russian oligarch and the chinese and american investment firms? because that's why i hate english football.

  • @elliot7753
    @elliot7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “‘E’s comin for you
    E’s coming for yooo-oooo
    Arry Po-ah!
    E’s comin for you!”
    2:49

  • @Beerissmoke12
    @Beerissmoke12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As an American, Im proud to see this and I wish we can have that much fun here without all the fighting. "Is there a fire drill" made me crack up!!!!!

  • @jeenashirkey1987
    @jeenashirkey1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    Let's pretend
    Let's pretend
    Let's pretend we scored a goal
    *cheers as if they scored*

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +little mix supporters Fans then make crazy noises.

    • @tyler2k557
      @tyler2k557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      No shit sherlock

    • @Jack-yg7pi
      @Jack-yg7pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      1980s Love yep. Hence the “lets pretend we scored a goal” what were you expecting?

    • @edvinb5604
      @edvinb5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow they cheered thank you for pointing that out for me!

    • @um.itsmaka9982
      @um.itsmaka9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No way really?

  • @delicvte
    @delicvte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    “Lenell John Lewis, his name is a shop”
    Only UK people will get it
    edit: ok pls stop attacking me for saying English people, other countries in the uk speak the English language anyways

    • @adammarjanovic
      @adammarjanovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SpaceFlowwers he still plays believe it or not

    • @saverasavera3652
      @saverasavera3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      made me laugh so hard

    • @wilma5764
      @wilma5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Uts rip bury

    • @cowkid220
      @cowkid220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam Marjanovic he’s a free agent at the moment got released by Shrewsbury last month

    • @adammarjanovic
      @adammarjanovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Genner yeah, i probably should’ve edited my comment once he was released. I would’ve liked to see him play vs Liverpool

  • @HeavyMetalRonin402
    @HeavyMetalRonin402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:29 The moment this happened, Stuart Robson casually stacked his papers and said in his typically soft-spoken tone, "50p for the meter, anyone?" I laughed so damn hard.

  • @roberthodge4712
    @roberthodge4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When New Zealand beat australia in the rugby we chanted .you guys come from a convict colony to the tune of we all live in a yellow submarine we got barred from every aussie bar singing that night

  • @ineedanamehelp7507
    @ineedanamehelp7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    3:56 is the best one no doubt

  • @annamurphy9089
    @annamurphy9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    4:06 It reminds me of a teacher confiscating a toy of a bunch of children

    • @gaylewayland9628
      @gaylewayland9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reminds me of American football fans of the Buffalo Bills throwing dildos on the New England Patriots. It's sort of a tradition because they play there every year

    • @outgoingblur
      @outgoingblur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaylewayland9628 oh yeahhhh I remember that lol.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaylewayland9628 Hahaha, I found that on here so funny. I also found the game known as "bottlegate", man that wasn't so funny.

    • @gaylewayland9628
      @gaylewayland9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TonyEnglandUK the Minnesota game where they brained the referee? His name was Armen Terzian.

    • @kameronmyles2013
      @kameronmyles2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "red and white army!"
      BIG DICK
      "red and white army!"
      BIG DICK
      Literally same energy.

  • @lancastrian123
    @lancastrian123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best chant was Number 1. He's Eating A Pie. Simply because it is so British, regardless of what's going on, whether the game is any good, we chant about a bloke eating a Pie, then question if he wants some sauce with it, and finally the happy moment when he gets some Brown Sauce. Fantastic, quintessentially British.

  • @madonbarma2531
    @madonbarma2531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You'll never see this kind of passion from fans on any other game ❤️❤️❤️

  • @strangeplays822
    @strangeplays822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    4:21 imagine just arriving at your stop to see both sides full of people dancing and singing

    • @jayfritz1638
      @jayfritz1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The same thing happened in Madrid last week. The Spanish all had their phones outl videoing the City fans doing the Yaya, Kolo chant

    • @homerj.simpson7562
      @homerj.simpson7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This will never not be funny to me.

    • @progamermajsc7230
      @progamermajsc7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine some American tourists trying to catch a train there

    • @Shadow_Lol3457
      @Shadow_Lol3457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭😭

    • @jdogg448
      @jdogg448 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayfritz1638 Those Madrid fans doing it now? :P

  • @carlsberg72b
    @carlsberg72b 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    i have watched many of these many times, but the Bradford City Pie Chant is one i always come back to.. but i have to say the Barnsley Plant Pot is a new one... love it, thanks for compiling

    • @owenbanks1509
      @owenbanks1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is watching this in 2019????

    • @harrison3164
      @harrison3164 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owenbanks1509 im watching in 2022

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “His name is a shop” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So glad I’m British! Just quality terrace humour!

  • @stevencharnock4028
    @stevencharnock4028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Like Most Random Chants, It's The Gradual Build Up As Fans Become Aware.."He's Got Some Brown" Was Sung By Virtually The Whole Crowd.. Awesome!!🇬🇧

  • @Joshie_D
    @Joshie_D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    More seagulls then fans
    More seagulls then fannnns
    Brighton Albion more seagulls then fans

    • @DS-uy6jw
      @DS-uy6jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Than

    • @oscarmackenzie5120
      @oscarmackenzie5120 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BHAFC

    • @achicken1046
      @achicken1046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      j.d._.2K19 IG and palace have more eagles then fans

    • @jimooky7113
      @jimooky7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Hove actually.

    • @steoneste
      @steoneste 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/t6eUWOpeKZg/w-d-xo.html

  • @bluebaby1904
    @bluebaby1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEEEEND WE SCORED A GOAL"
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • @BittFijiFlagProd
      @BittFijiFlagProd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @Thebusysuperhuman
    @Thebusysuperhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loved this more than I can describe. Despite rapid technological advances in the last 100yrs this shows how much we humans are just naked apes and love a good tribal dance and chant . Getting back to our roots Beats TV any day

  • @lesleywillis6177
    @lesleywillis6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can’t remember what game it was, midweek evening lower league a few years ago. Young chap enters the centre circle at half time with a Mike. Proposing to his girlfriend. Instantly “you don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t know what you’re doing “! Hilarious.

  • @chickenkebabandchips251
    @chickenkebabandchips251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Were winning away
    Were winning awaaaaaaaaay
    How shit must u be?
    Were winning away

  • @denchieonfleek2
    @denchieonfleek2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Number one needs to be added to FIFA 17

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So that's where it went.
      We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back, We want our dick back

    • @Woegon
      @Woegon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denchie On Fleek WE WANT OUR DICK BACK, WE WANT OUR DICK BACK

    • @elizahamilton7241
      @elizahamilton7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We want our dick back! We want our dick back!

    • @Kizorkayz
      @Kizorkayz ปีที่แล้ว

      lol ik this is 6 years later but this would be crazy if they added that in fifa

  • @Bruno-lg1dp
    @Bruno-lg1dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Voldemort chant😂😂😅 I've never laughed this hard in my life

  • @RockyRoader
    @RockyRoader ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Irish fans find themselves among Swedish fans in a fanzone at Euros
    The Irish chant was "Go Home.... to your sexy wives!" ( to the tune of Go West by Pet Shop Boys)

  • @rightiswrong8837
    @rightiswrong8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The best best ever was Wolves fan's singing "you couldn't piss in a bottle" to Rio Ferdinand in his first match back after hisdrugs ba.

  • @denzil4
    @denzil4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Man utd playing in the dark, most of the time it looks like that anyway!!!

    • @aidankeating5394
      @aidankeating5394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      denzil4 ha

    • @meelayyb369
      @meelayyb369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      denzil4 deffo

    • @jeffjefferson4258
      @jeffjefferson4258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leave them in the dark, we don't wanna see them play.

    • @pandayt9296
      @pandayt9296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just cos u will get ur ass whooped

    • @sky-b4546
      @sky-b4546 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HyenaGaming YT lol no

  • @chloescorer4800
    @chloescorer4800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As someone from Sunderland.. I can say I have seen a flying inflatable banana and one match.. it was epic 😂😂

  • @phildavies6020
    @phildavies6020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I remember hearing that Wigan had a terrible lack of fans at away matches.. the opposition were chanting ‘ What time’s your minibus?’ At them. Also, back in the 70’s.. Cardiff fans, singing about their own player.. ‘He’ missed, he’s missed, he must be f.....g pissed, Ronnie Moore, Ronnie Moore’

  • @milliepaterson4063
    @milliepaterson4063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    This first one had me tho 🤣 it had me dying 😂 *lets pretend we scored a goal* WOOOOAAAAAOOOOO🙈

    • @miamisalad638
      @miamisalad638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Millie _Bella
      Yea lol...I mean if your teams to crap to score a goal I wouldn’t blame them 😂

    • @milliepaterson4063
      @milliepaterson4063 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miami Salad 😂😂

    • @thejohnsonfam4849
      @thejohnsonfam4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _millie _a lol

  • @aimangotze
    @aimangotze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    no.9 was quite funny because they can barely play in daylight

    • @samoliver6164
      @samoliver6164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aiman Gotze Brilliant 😂

    • @WagiKarp
      @WagiKarp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aiman Gotze cause we have a shite manager and owner

    • @congestedthoughts8689
      @congestedthoughts8689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winning Gamer Unbeaten in like 15 so suck it

    • @dosvedonyaimsonya4471
      @dosvedonyaimsonya4471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aiman Gotze LMAO STOP

    • @rossscales4192
      @rossscales4192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aiman Gotze loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • @breezyobeatz
    @breezyobeatz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Much love from Costa Rica, loved your country, we love your football, and we love your chants haha!!

  • @PoombaCaka
    @PoombaCaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only in English football will you ever hear chanting like this, never anywhere on the planet will you find humour like the English have.
    Best one by us Brighton fans I think I’ve ever heard is when we had Dean Cox at the club. poor Deano is a bout 5ft nothing bless him, and of course it was
    WE’VEGOT TINY COX
    WE’VE GOT TINY COX
    WE’VE GOT TINY
    WE’VE GOT TINY
    WE’VE GOT TINY COX !!
    😉🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

  • @wrhfdtvffygb410
    @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    HARRY POTTER got me xD 😂😂😂

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Xdd3 Lol The funniest soccer chant ever!

    • @AustinDickerson2001Tiger
      @AustinDickerson2001Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Xdd3 Lol Or even this: The Elephant Man, The Elephant Maaaannn. Diego Costa, The Elephant Man.

    • @wrhfdtvffygb410
      @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Dickerson ye THE ELEPHANT MAN THE ELEPHANT MAN DIEGO COSTA THE ELEPHANT MAN

    • @ellataylor6838
      @ellataylor6838 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stanley sings that to a morcombe player lol

    • @wrhfdtvffygb410
      @wrhfdtvffygb410 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ella Taylor haha xd

  • @norbertnk5986
    @norbertnk5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    4:10 has to be the funniest one

  • @MrNathanBF
    @MrNathanBF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cracking. Makes me love football even more.

  • @Mrrobackenson1
    @Mrrobackenson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's why I love being English.
    Best sense of humour in the world 🤣

  • @nflgamer126
    @nflgamer126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Is it just me or is almost every clip is the same voice tone

    • @bluemountain8110
      @bluemountain8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Kris Hinkle yes it’s English chanting tone

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That's the natural rhythm of the english

    • @hehheh5739
      @hehheh5739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      British people just make their voice deeper for some reason when they chant. It’s just our way.

    • @Daniel-wd4zx
      @Daniel-wd4zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's called the drunk English lads

    • @Radagast-
      @Radagast- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, British football fans are renowned for their wit, but not their group harmonies.

  • @gemmakelleher498
    @gemmakelleher498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    Inglish people will sing about anything even pie

    • @jackocallaghan8659
      @jackocallaghan8659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gemma Kelleher so true I'm not embarrassed though

    • @jamieallan7641
      @jamieallan7641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Gemma Kelleher 'inglish'

    • @jaylewis30cassidy94
      @jaylewis30cassidy94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gemma Kelleher learn to spell English u put inglish

    • @kaiapurdie7529
      @kaiapurdie7529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gemma Kelleher yeah those 'inglish' people

    • @bigmanwilfred4955
      @bigmanwilfred4955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Gemma Kelleher yeah its crazy here in ingland you should see sketland

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣 Proper Britain! Our sense of humour is awesome!

  • @barrymay8269
    @barrymay8269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the Swindon fans singing “is there a fire drill?” at Elland Road. Priceless !!!

  • @Ethan-xd6fi
    @Ethan-xd6fi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Is there a fire drill?"
    -They all exit so calm.

  • @interceptingpunch4037
    @interceptingpunch4037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    mls would be more entertaining if they had fans like this.

    • @stopsavinchat557
      @stopsavinchat557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      They barely have any fans in general

    • @interceptingpunch4037
      @interceptingpunch4037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah only like maybe five team's can fill a stadium. The rest always half empty. And that is sad when most of the stadiums are no bigger 25 thousand.

    • @insightfreeze7995
      @insightfreeze7995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      El macho Gringo My MLS is always like
      fuck You (team there going against) if a player of our team gets red carded

    • @williambrousseau4458
      @williambrousseau4458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      El macho Gringo come to Philadelphia. We're the only team that has fans. And I mean dedicated fans. Now all the New Jersey Energy Drink fans are gonna attack me.

    • @interceptingpunch4037
      @interceptingpunch4037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +William Brousseau I'm sorry but until the whole stadium is singing a song together (I don't care what it is) to have the stadium rumbling mls fans won't ever compare to the fans of other leagues.

  • @ironclad57
    @ironclad57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chant of the year once went to the West Ham fans after Rio Ferdinand was banned for not taking a drug test. Away to Man Utd ,To the tune of Duran Duran, they sang “his name is Rio and he’s sitting in the stand”

    • @andreamanning1257
      @andreamanning1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never heard that one before…that is absolute genius 🤣🤣

  • @Hushey
    @Hushey ปีที่แล้ว

    Hillarious!! Watched 3 times

  • @grimscrimz7341
    @grimscrimz7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Is no one gonna talk about the guy the sniffed his armpit in front of the camera at 5:02

  • @NoName-fo6ps
    @NoName-fo6ps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    2:45 I was laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @craigburgess7105
    @craigburgess7105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have heard a few in my time - a couple of favourites (80's 90's times ) were the 10-1 let's all have a disco and then ( this a Pompey one ) the Fenwickone to the tune of 'Don't cry to me Argentina ( Terry Fenwick )

  • @albertlol8488
    @albertlol8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    random man: eating pie and watching the game
    football fans: *chanting about him eating pie*

  • @erinreyn
    @erinreyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The “ is there a fire drill” chant is also used a lot at ice hockey when we play THE Nottingham panthers and they leave bc we are winning

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    It's only 6-1 ot's only 6-1!!!! 60,000 empty seats, it's only 6-1!
    It should have been 10, it should have been 10!!! You lucky bastards, it should have been 10!

    • @Jack-Negus
      @Jack-Negus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RickyPro Keep singing Six-One, keep singing Six-Oneeeeeee, Six games in Europe, you couldn't win ONE

    • @Wonderguard1
      @Wonderguard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      60,000 empty seats at Old Trafford? You must be referencing before everyone gets there in time for kick off. Shame City have so many empty seats during the matches

    • @ceryse622
      @ceryse622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackytheboss100 talking of European games

    • @benflanagan7354
      @benflanagan7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ceryse622 talking of the number of champions league titiles ?

    • @ceryse622
      @ceryse622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      benedict iyu least we’re not losing to Kazakhstan farmers

  • @eightcents213
    @eightcents213 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    True devotion to the sport. Spectacular.

  • @AlexRising_
    @AlexRising_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Is there a fire drill?” Absolutely sent me

  • @javier.zelada
    @javier.zelada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    All chants are very funny and witty but "Let's pretend we scored a goal" is truly great!! The british fans are really fantastic!

  • @stefanaellen669
    @stefanaellen669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    the last one had me in stitches haha, hope the lads pie was alright.

  • @mikelitorous5570
    @mikelitorous5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There was a bloke in the Scottish league who got diagnosed with schizophrenia so the fans were singing there’s only two Andy gorhams

    • @ansgarmarrek658
      @ansgarmarrek658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm actually looking for this now🤣🤣🤣

    • @andreamanning1257
      @andreamanning1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god classic 😂 I’ve heard that one on another video but didn’t know the background to it

  • @luca7311
    @luca7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so good to have the fans back

  • @calfriedman7316
    @calfriedman7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Sunderland chant is too good

    • @Kingkixmw3
      @Kingkixmw3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cal Friedman That's what they'll sing when Moyes is sacked.

    • @BaldManReformed
      @BaldManReformed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kingkixmw3 That's probably what they are singing down in league 1

    • @qwerty4045
      @qwerty4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BaldManReformed We'll put them in the playoffs for you.

  • @pheonixeye_1162
    @pheonixeye_1162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Haha, English Fans you are hilarious. You really know how to enjoy every game. KEEP IT UP😄😄

  • @andrewthomasduff.4180
    @andrewthomasduff.4180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these chants are brilliant

  • @Arsenal_supremacy24
    @Arsenal_supremacy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing unites us humans more than doing stupid things together

    • @peyton4114
      @peyton4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES, a little strange but makes things fun and silly!

    • @Arsenal_supremacy24
      @Arsenal_supremacy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peyton4114 sure does 😂

  • @jessie7979
    @jessie7979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    These are the moments that make you proud of some fans watching their team and having fun. Not starting fights and hurling abuse at each other or the players

  • @paikeakehlani5392
    @paikeakehlani5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I’m Aussie but British people have some good banter 😂❤️

    • @justthetruth1
      @justthetruth1 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're British too no?

    • @DeluluSwiftie13
      @DeluluSwiftie13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m blessed being only Australian in our British family. I get the best of both worlds! 😂

  • @aceventura5398
    @aceventura5398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NOTHING beats this for entertainment and companionship.

  • @marzipan2343
    @marzipan2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God, these are so dank. I may have even joined the sports crowd if I lived in the UK.

  • @KingPhoenixx
    @KingPhoenixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was at Stamford bridge for a europa league game a few years ago, the away fans lit some flares and we all started singing happy birthday to them

    • @ImFieldy
      @ImFieldy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats brilliant. Superb spontaneous humour and prolly never be repeated.

  • @lilfindude5643
    @lilfindude5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    And Americans think we’re posh

  • @abhishek8243
    @abhishek8243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will take some of these chants to my Home Stand.
    Especially "Is there a Fire drill" and "Let's Pretend we scored a Goal"

  • @geetafarrow2010
    @geetafarrow2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the Tottenham chant ."let's pretend ..."classic!!!😂😂😂COYS