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I've watched this 4 times this week and it still cracks me up! "What's a tablet" always gets me, but the whole thing is gold. Thank you, Sam (happy Patreon here, in Bp)
Fun fact: Galego is an intermediary language between Spanish and Portuguese. It's spoken in Galicia, a region of spain near Portugal. The language evolved with time in its own spinoff and became portuuese :)
And probably, according to some legends, Gallagher name’s etymology may have some connections as well, driven from the Gaelic and before from the Galego.
Reason why you're having so many issues is you're trying to run it in a VM emulator & side-loading app with incompatible arcitecture. You can save yourself a bunch of headaches by just downloading the MacOS version of Bluestacks & be about your day! Cheers Sam! 😁👍
Is it an emulator or incompatible architecture? Or is it the worst of both worlds, an emulator with incompatible architecture? Android is only officially made for ARM, but there's a discontinued project by the Open Handset Alliance called Android-x86. Of course, the vast majority of Android apps are for ARM only, so wouldn't work on Android-x86.
@@JusticeForQ Well no, macOS allows root access and sideloading (without having to go through Apple's developer certificate stuff). iPadOS won't even let me see the path to my Downloads folder unless I jailbreak. It's literally hidden behind a UUID. Apparently, it would take me a hundred years to have a 50% chance of guessing the UUID. This is the extent of my knowledge of the path: /private/var/mobile/Containers/Shared/AppGroup/(UUID)/?/Downloads I don't know what the UUID is, or what ? is. However I know that ? is a single directory. You could probably find out what it is if you have a jailbroken device. And I can only see even this amount of the path because of a third-party app, LibTerm. Which by the way, does NOT come even close to the power of the macOS Terminal. Apparently, it's as powerful as the terminal on Linux. By the way, I think the most powerful app you can get on iOS without jailbreaking is probably not a terminal at all, but rather Shortcuts. As it gives you the ability to open hidden apps like Feedback and DemoApp. LibTerm can't even access the Photo Library.
@CarlosRuiz20 That's called a joke actually :) hope this helps Nobody sane is going to genuinely believe that poorly emulating an ancient version of Android is better than the stock OS the system was designed for, so you can surmise that they must have been joking I personally like Windows and Android, but rather than thinking "haha yeah that's true, Apple OS sucks" I used my rational thinking skills to realize "well, MacOS doesn't actually suck just because it's not my preference, and what I'm looking at is a horrible experience, so they must not have been serious". You could try it some time, I believe in you
the reasons why Android x86 has so many problems is because it is not an official Android version. It is more like an open source Android with a jailbroken Play Store. It is not made by Google and it is not supported by Google either. That is why it has so many bugs. By the way, I think it is fun to install Chrome OS flex on your wife's MacBook.
Only use your default Nintendo charger on the switch… The switch draws a different power to USB-C standard. You’ll hurt your switch and could brick it!
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@@TheRealJellyBombyeah but i think his question was if he emulated x86 or ARM or if he didn't emulate it (the answer: he didn't, this is android x86 on a x86 macbook)
Piss funny as ways. Ironically experience is so reminiscent of the m series MacBook pros at work, only they're running Mac OS. I didn't see you try viewing PDFs or using the integrated mail app, big challenges for MacBook Pros .
That version of android is anceint. Of course it will have some issues. Its emulated. Of course it will have some issues. Its android x86. Of course it will have some issues. Getting a proper phone with android and it will work much better.
What is that for an Android verson. It looks like Android 9 or 8 and its not working Well because its a a Mac and Your didnt log in to your Account on the play store
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hmm
Your Laptops charge through the USB port?
Or you can run Android apps in windows 11. Even in unsupported ones.
“I don’t think you’re allowed to be from Moscow anymore. Moscow has been cancelled, hasn’t it?” is hilarious 😂
hahaha love it.
Конечно же! Нельзя! Запрещено 😊😊😊 Nice joke Sam)) (Writing this comment sitting in my flat in Lefortovo district, Moscow )😊
You're hilarious. Don't change your style of humor. Thanks for making my day, every time.
Hey, thanks so much aika!
"Clicking no to Google location services but having to accept it". 😂
Google: You can't win.
you can install a de-googled fork of Android if you really want to
@@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOATBut wouldn't that cause issues for Google pay contactless?
@@willitivity don't use Google pay
@@willitivityuse a credtt card
I've watched this 4 times this week and it still cracks me up! "What's a tablet" always gets me, but the whole thing is gold. Thank you, Sam (happy Patreon here, in Bp)
Fun fact: Galego is an intermediary language between Spanish and Portuguese. It's spoken in Galicia, a region of spain near Portugal.
The language evolved with time in its own spinoff and became portuuese :)
Even the cats meow different from places to places
And probably, according to some legends, Gallagher name’s etymology may have some connections as well, driven from the Gaelic and before from the Galego.
Well hi from Windhoek. Had a good laugh, wouldnt have expected Windhoek to ever be mentioned on this channel 😂
This series where Sam tries to do OS stuff while knowing nothing about OSs is a little bit funny.
“Babe , this is an intel” got me
Reason why you're having so many issues is you're trying to run it in a VM emulator & side-loading app with incompatible arcitecture. You can save yourself a bunch of headaches by just downloading the MacOS version of Bluestacks & be about your day! Cheers Sam! 😁👍
Just throw the crapbook out and buy something useful XD
Is it an emulator or incompatible architecture? Or is it the worst of both worlds, an emulator with incompatible architecture? Android is only officially made for ARM, but there's a discontinued project by the Open Handset Alliance called Android-x86.
Of course, the vast majority of Android apps are for ARM only, so wouldn't work on Android-x86.
@@magentamonsterhe’s using ax86. It won’t work because of the cpu architecture and the performance is bad because of the emulator.
It's a joke but i understand your pain because even after knowing it's a joke it was painful to watch
Bluestacks is an emulator, too.
Alternate Title - Making my MacBook More functional
(sarcasm)
Loading iPadOS onto a macbook could be interesting
Loading ipad os on windows laptop 😂
macOS is basically an iPad. It can open iPad apps, and .ipa files. Also the launchpad app on macs are just a copy of the home screen.
@@JusticeForQ Well no, macOS allows root access and sideloading (without having to go through Apple's developer certificate stuff). iPadOS won't even let me see the path to my Downloads folder unless I jailbreak.
It's literally hidden behind a UUID. Apparently, it would take me a hundred years to have a 50% chance of guessing the UUID. This is the extent of my knowledge of the path:
/private/var/mobile/Containers/Shared/AppGroup/(UUID)/?/Downloads
I don't know what the UUID is, or what ? is. However I know that ? is a single directory. You could probably find out what it is if you have a jailbroken device. And I can only see even this amount of the path because of a third-party app, LibTerm. Which by the way, does NOT come even close to the power of the macOS Terminal. Apparently, it's as powerful as the terminal on Linux.
By the way, I think the most powerful app you can get on iOS without jailbreaking is probably not a terminal at all, but rather Shortcuts. As it gives you the ability to open hidden apps like Feedback and DemoApp. LibTerm can't even access the Photo Library.
“What happened…. Or what didn’t happen”
You get a tumbs up just for that click bite "this is wrong" jajaja
It's the pronunciation of Windhoek for me 😁 Took me a second to realize my Namibian friend always talked about *Vindook*. I never seen it written.
5:37 "Report a WTF condition"
can you try chrome os flex aswell???for the next videos
Sam, I think you downloaded the arm apk instead of the amd64 you need. Unless you’re running android in arm emulation
Only TH-cam channel where I don't skip the sponsor ad.
I do. I use TH-cam revanced on android.
1GB is not a lot of RAM for many purposes. I'd assume that's the reason for most of the issues
You’re hilarious man, love you
the only wrong thing that you did is to buy a Apple Mac in the frist place.
0:26 "Install Android on Wife's computer" huh
I see, you are playing with your marriage?
What was this Android 4v or 3 lol 😂
9
The clip with your wife was in Timisoara, Romania 😊
it doesn't have 64bit support so most apps won't even run
Still better than MacOS
An apple hatter that hasn’t used macOS in his life
@CarlosRuiz20 That's called a joke actually :) hope this helps
Nobody sane is going to genuinely believe that poorly emulating an ancient version of Android is better than the stock OS the system was designed for, so you can surmise that they must have been joking
I personally like Windows and Android, but rather than thinking "haha yeah that's true, Apple OS sucks" I used my rational thinking skills to realize "well, MacOS doesn't actually suck just because it's not my preference, and what I'm looking at is a horrible experience, so they must not have been serious". You could try it some time, I believe in you
I bought an iMac 5K a few years ago to try it out. God that was a horrible experience. MacOS really is an outdated, frustrating POS.
Installing Android on apple device is called an UPGRADE, if you install apple os on Android device - it's called DOWNGRADE.
you made me laugh so hard 🤣
Windhoek, windhike 😂 vint-hook
Did he try to sideload arm packages on an intel system?
the reasons why Android x86 has so many problems is because it is not an official Android version. It is more like an open source Android with a jailbroken Play Store. It is not made by Google and it is not supported by Google either. That is why it has so many bugs. By the way, I think it is fun to install Chrome OS flex on your wife's MacBook.
prime os is more stable but all unofficial android os have bugs
"Report a WTF Condition"
so it was the OS after all, image how fast would be an android phone running Mac 🤣
Bloated specs + optimize software yet you have the forbidden combination 😂
That's an unofficial, old and emulated version of android
Could have been worse, could have been Windows.
*but windows is better if you don't include microsoft's tracking stuff*
windows is the best OS in the world and also the most preferred (64.27 percent OS market share June 2023) . Numbers don't lie
@@twilightmedia8575just because most people uses it doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck
whoomp whoomp
@@twilightmedia8575 does wubdiws really need to take up 30 gigabytes on a bare install?
you visited Timisoara?
Why would you run android in a VM on an x86 processor? It would probably be much faster on an arm chip, have you tried on a grace hopper chip?
What version of android is this?
9
wow, Android 9! Looks very classic these days.
I can tell you android does not behave like this
Android’s set up process basically says F Your Privacy Give Us Data Accept!
They all do.
“In built “. come on Sam , over to the “built in” side. We have fun and parties and don’t have tampon guy as our head of state.
I see you were in Timișoara. I hope you liked it 😊.
fr could you post an tutorial how you can install android on mac?
You didn’t even install the drivers for the vm
:DDD i could not live without this dudes videos :D
4:10 nop google is just open about it and apple being apple by just hiding it🥴
what android version is that? its looks really old.
Only use your default Nintendo charger on the switch… The switch draws a different power to USB-C standard. You’ll hurt your switch and could brick it!
How old is this android version? Looks like from 2014... basically Mac OS is a Unix like android as well.
this is Android x86 which is based on Android 9.0
I didnt realize until this video.. google do ask alot about your location didnt they?
Actually, Linux runs very well on old no-longer-supported Intel Macs, and gets you out of the Apple sabotage loop. I find that Mint is super easy, fast, and does everything I want a computer to do.
Ps. Galego is "old Portuguese", by the way. (explained simply)
Purple port is pretty much reserved by kitae
What Android version is that? Also the real reason it is crashing is likely because Intel is x86 and not arm
one time I ran android 8.1 natively on my 10 year old acer. Use anrdroid 8.1 because 9.0 is a little broken
“Report a WTF Condition” isn’t this the entire android experience?
Welcome To Chromebook
Wind hike. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's actually prnounced Vind-ook it's Afrikaans.
1:30 Phone Switch Mac sandwich book
New innovation from sammy the chef
4:18: "because Linux!"
there is this things called bliss os witch is android for PC but is updated to android 12 and 13 and is a lot more optimized
Absolutely
do an video about chromebook plus plz
is that android 4?
Would have been interesting if u ran it on bare metal
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:58 i need to do this 😂
you were single the last time i watched one of your videos
install it bare or you cant do that????
0:27 is that Timisoara?
Haha. This is a mortal sin. Something as sexy as Android should never be on something as unsexy as MacPoop.
Did you install Android onto a Macbook with the Intel chips or the M chips?
Neither. It was a VM.
@@TheRealJellyBombyeah but i think his question was if he emulated x86 or ARM or if he didn't emulate it (the answer: he didn't, this is android x86 on a x86 macbook)
@@Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT I think you might be right there 🤔
Piss funny as ways. Ironically experience is so reminiscent of the m series MacBook pros at work, only they're running Mac OS. I didn't see you try viewing PDFs or using the integrated mail app, big challenges for MacBook Pros .
5:36
Report a WTF condition
That’s a nice report
No comment on "REPORT A WTF CONDITION"?
sam why does it look like you're running android 5??
Why did you break your mac *why*
he can just buy a new one
@@ad1340yt it's he's wives he will burn it
@@EditorHeart what
@@ad1340yt Yea Check Intro
@@ad1340yt he will bur his wives, is what he said
You made me smile on this day! 😀
lol interesting 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it's just a virtualbox.
😂
4:44 i dont think android x86 is official.
You would probably be better off just using an emulator to run Android.
Did I just see a 'Report a WTF condition?' 5:37
Should try Bliss OS 16 or Prime os
is this an android emulator?
should have used bliss os...... it actually works lol
Who showed Sam this???
Timmy the chef : what the F 🧓 🧑🦳 K
Don't call us for 🍎 Support cuz We wouldn't 🍎 Care
That version of android is anceint. Of course it will have some issues. Its emulated. Of course it will have some issues. Its android x86. Of course it will have some issues. Getting a proper phone with android and it will work much better.
Onto -> into
Galego = 10/10 :)
What is that for an Android verson. It looks like Android 9 or 8 and its not working Well because its a a Mac and Your didnt log in to your Account on the play store
Short information thats very old ca Android
Is sam using an iphone!? woah!
_Your holding it wrong!_
Fun fact, Sam: while YOU most likely wouldn't understand Galego, your wife, being Romanian, likely would be able to understand a fair few things. Ask her ;)
Wait is his life romanian?
@@mihaicristian4079Sam lives in Romania with his Romanian wife rn
@@duploman0003Oh that's cool