Jimmy Carr Tells His Funniest Joke Of All Time | Full Interview | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

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  • Jimmy Carr joins Jonathan on the couch to talk all things comedy, which jokes he avoids, how to read a room and how to write the perfect joke.
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    Original Broadcast Date: 15 December 2006
    Season 11, Episode 14
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  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You can tell this is at least ten years ago, Jimmy looks a lot older than he does now.

    • @jamesleon4883
      @jamesleon4883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic of a hairline

    • @sebastian5018
      @sebastian5018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is from 2006 then 16 years ago but ye he looks younger now

    • @jonathanphillips5514
      @jonathanphillips5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @isabellaangeline2175
      @isabellaangeline2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re joking, right? He definitely looks older now. Here he still has a soft pudgy face and yes, a hairline because he hadn’t started losing it, yet. Now he has slight wrinkles and an obviously fake hairline and it looks like he’s had a bit of Botox.

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I was so much older then,
      I'm younger than that now."
      Bob Dylan

  • @dixjam2258
    @dixjam2258 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I'm sorry, it's been a terrible admin error, could you fuck off" has got to be the funniest way to express gratitude for your situation.

  • @garywagner2466
    @garywagner2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’d think Ross’s hairstylist, who must be blind, would have at least one comb.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jimmy has certainly improved somewhat over the last 16 years. Cat D was bang tidy back then though.

    • @adzthesaint
      @adzthesaint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hasn’t changed much, has he?

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @St3w4rt Yup

    • @Unspoken_T187
      @Unspoken_T187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cat would still get the once over these days

    • @stephenhalbert1971
      @stephenhalbert1971 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bang tidy.... who even says that? LOL!!

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenhalbert1971 all the cool kids are saying it. You must be out of the loop

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @FFM0594
    @FFM0594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jimmy Carr always reminds me of a smug version of Jimmy Carr.

  • @gman7329
    @gman7329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Little Johnny asks his father, dad. What does a vagina look like before sex? His father says Johnny it’s the most beautiful thing in the world, it’s more amazing than a freshly blossoming rose! Johnny is in aww & thinks about it for a while before asking, what about after sex? His father gets a visible shiver down his spine & says well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?

    • @isabellaangeline2175
      @isabellaangeline2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And after you were born, Little Johnny. You ruined mommy’s vagina.

  • @maxwhite8470
    @maxwhite8470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure genius

  • @321edhp
    @321edhp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wossy Mr Johnathan Ross lovely wife brilliant thanks hep X

  • @HandmadeDarcy
    @HandmadeDarcy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A librarian friend of mine from the mid-west USA, used to insist that no-one uses libraries for books, in the US. When, baffled, I asked her what they use them for, she told a story of a man who once came in carrying a giant newspaper-wrapped package and asked if they had a microwave. When she said "not for public use" he proceeded to plop the package onto the counter and proudly unwrap a two-foot-long fish he'd caught in the river nearby. 😳😂😂

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 ปีที่แล้ว

      Small town in midwest, could be true, they don't read.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought I'd add a comment to this fun video that isn't spam. Buy Cooper's paint. Shit, this is spam, too.

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam is absolutely horrible at the moment.

    • @FatNorthernBigot
      @FatNorthernBigot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Snaakie83 Yeah, they need to sort it. No one likes a Captcha, but maybe that's the way forward.

  • @Rhythmattica
    @Rhythmattica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Word Play..
    - Four Candles -
    THE APOGEE OF SUCH

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two Ronnies

    • @Rhythmattica
      @Rhythmattica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zapkvr Truly that and the "Mastermind" sketch are everything that can be accomplished across the entire spectrum..... TWO Sketches, All coverage.
      Brilliant Duo.
      The English always did it best.. and still , imo, do.

  • @templestark4779
    @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wooooooow, that collar. Looks like it doubles as a BDSM prop

  • @hedonismunderstands2469
    @hedonismunderstands2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    why don't we see the clips played too?

  • @templestark4779
    @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also , American here. Who's the woman in the "green room" next to Don Johnson. I thought it was Gillian Anderson at first but no.

    • @freemagicfun
      @freemagicfun 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was Don Johnson? Damn... did not recognize him. Never heard of her, but she is cute. 😎

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How are people saying Jimmy looks younger now than he does here? Are you people blind?

  • @hellemller8448
    @hellemller8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ME. Between my wife and ME.

  • @fd6661
    @fd6661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why did the baker have brown hands?
    He kneaded a poo

  • @620Dave
    @620Dave 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mutual admiration and marketing society. Two greats. Do better.

  • @vaulimere
    @vaulimere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jonathan doesn't write his own jokes? Geee, couldn't have seen that coming /s

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not stand up. What's the problem? Host comes with a writing team.

    • @vaulimere
      @vaulimere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@templestark4779 His timing and delivery are very poor, talks too much, constantly talks over guests so they can't even complete the story that WOULD be funny/interesting.

  • @MikesTropicalTech
    @MikesTropicalTech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw Jimmy live in Bangkok and wow, I knew every single joke he told - no new material at all.

    • @engjds
      @engjds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky he didnt tell ones he made.

  • @colincole9642
    @colincole9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Went to see him in Croydon. Very disappointed. Had heard every one of his gags on TV. And half the show was video projected on a screen. Almost no audience interaction. Well that's hard work isn't it.

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No audience interaction? That seems odd. Maybe he knew his Croydon audience and didn't want to risk it?
      I saw Lenny Henry and Jim Davidson back in the late 80s in Croydon. Can't remember what the main venue was back then.

    • @colincole9642
      @colincole9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      See Mike's comments below. Very similar to mine.

  • @EetsBack
    @EetsBack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jonathan talks like Bawwy Kwipke ow the othow way awound.

  • @tulliusagrippa5752
    @tulliusagrippa5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good god, man! It’s always the same people in all these bloody programmes! What is the population of England? 100?

  • @321edhp
    @321edhp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wright ed challenge anaker feed 100 lizards at London zoo but ask the keeper n get me a teddy 🐻

  • @sashacoe25
    @sashacoe25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ADHD or Cocaine, take your pick fella's

  • @skippy6462
    @skippy6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy had liposuction around his chin? Half face lift?

  • @izadoru
    @izadoru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sorry but what exactly was the 'funniest joke of all time?' I didn't hear anything that was THAT funny and I'm a fan of Jimmy.

    • @snap-n-shoot
      @snap-n-shoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't actually say that. He actually said it was one of his favorite jokes....title misleading.

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oop, you're catching on. I thought the FJOATime was Carr's collar. Wtf with that?

  • @Gbhbbgvsbnjhhdchhb
    @Gbhbbgvsbnjhhdchhb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toe curling….

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    poor jimmy, thinks people is reading his book. I bought the book just to read one joke on each page.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you drop out at age 5? A person is, people are.

  • @pawsitivenooz
    @pawsitivenooz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope he's not going to Dubai to work in oil again

  • @davemis40
    @davemis40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ross is as funny as a brick wall .. I don’t get how he has a show

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most unfunny bit of Extras.

  • @robertdavidson6354
    @robertdavidson6354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please undo that top button... Thats just not acceptable.... It pains me to look at him....

  • @CatherineAKennedy
    @CatherineAKennedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that was one of the most awful 'interviews' I've ever seen...

    • @anthonyg4671
      @anthonyg4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jimmy and jonathan, and cutting over to kat for eye candy, what more do you want ?

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? Why? It wasn't most amazing but perfectly entertaining.

  • @chad0x
    @chad0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love JImmy Carr's comedy but his laugh drives me up the wall. It's an affectation, I don;t know why he does it

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes not that funny.

  • @Snoozzzzzze
    @Snoozzzzzze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two adverts for not getting surgery and Botox. Do the pair of them think that they look good. 😂

    • @mariemiel
      @mariemiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is an older episode lmao, its from 2006

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    About as funny as terminal flatulance.

    • @freak1sees714
      @freak1sees714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's pretty F'n funny though.. !

  • @rhodarobertson9835
    @rhodarobertson9835 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never heard a joke by Jimmy Carr he is pathetic he laughs like a drain. And Wittersham on and on and on. He is a bore move him.on.