My uncle (approximately .28 2016 Toyota Corollas ) and his friend Bill (approximately .34 2016 Toyota Corollas) said that they drove 3 hours in a car (approximately 1 Toyota Corolla) just to ride a tank (approximately 34 Toyota Corollas) and they were able to shoot guns (approximately .09 Toyota Corollas) at a gun range (approximately 3 Toyota Corollas) When they first told me (approximately .3 Toyota Corollas) I didn't believe them.
Zachary Baird the problem with this oversized tank is that you just need a land mine to stop it.. better using more and smaller tanks. Then I don’t get why should you use a mobile super cannon if your enemies are men and tanks..
@@urcousin4453 I believe a landmine is powerful enought, it's a direct explosion and it can seriously damage the driving axle. Then the tank becomes a fortress.
They clearly read alot of Blackhawk, a WW2 era comic book loaded with insane war weapons, like giant wheels with guns and flamethrowers, flying tanks, drill tanks, and submarine tanks.
gun and cannon kinda intermingle a little bit. Though for 'gun used by a single person', Punt Guns probably qualify as contenders. Biggest cannon was made during the second world war... The Germans may or may not have been involved. :P The AN 225 is the largest airplane. Though Zepplins get much bigger. by the definition of 'fortress' there, the whole of Constantinople would count.
+Coleslaw CORRECTION: 1) The Tytanik 2)Thomas the Tank Engine after consuming 420 Big Macs 3)Me with scuba gear 4)Every Australian native crammed into one 5)Flying Battery Zone from Sonic & Knuckles 6)Racist... 7) M Y D I C C 8) M Y D I C C when I turn 18 9) my door 10) Bowser's Castle
27 people in one tank The noise would be deafening The heat would be unbearable The smell of 27 bodies would be disgusting The fumes would be cancerous The stress would be hazardous The vomit from crew with travel sickness would be like snow in a snow globe The space to move about would be non existent To summarise the k Wagen would probably be hell to be inside
Meanwhile, The German Tank Development Office: "Hans, we need a better transmission" "More armor, you say?" "Nein! Better transmission" "bigger kannon, you say?" "Goddammit hans" "Oh! Battleship kannon?" "Ja hans, JA!"
He also showed a picture of the Scharnhorst class to represent which battleship the main armament would have been found, but that type of casing was used only on the Bismark class.
dan broski if you didn’t get it it’s an oversimplified joke, in his video on Hitler, hitlers “father would punish him severely” and it was a picture of his dad beating the shit out of Hitler
@@dotmbarricade3424 NO omega you're not! the problem is that you are indefinitely trapped on CyberTron after sacrificing all the energon power in your system to power the ARK to be of any help to the autobots war effort. meaning you're a dead giant monument marooned forever in the center of a dead planet.
@@pi1797 No, the M1 Abrams was initially armed with the M68 105mm main gun, a license built copy of the L7 British gun of the same caliber. The M1 designers wanted to use the 120mm made by Rheinmetall AG, but instead used the 105, until the US Army proved conclusively to congress that the 120mm main gun was in all ways superior. So the first production of the M1 was armed with the M68/L7 105mm.
Yes the m1 Abrams did have a 105mm main gun. But we don't use those anymore. We have m1a1 and m1a2 used by the usmc and the army. They have 120mm main gun. Gonna make a video about tanks, get the little things.
Hitler never had a clear logical thought in hes life, hes act is just pure passion from the beginning to the end. Hes to be understood more as a sectleader then a statesman.
Orchestra Of Ruin I agree. But as notd in the video it would have been too heavy to be truly effective I think. But imagine having ONE of these behemoths rolling down on ya... He he.
I wonder if there's a feasible limit to how big a tank can get. At some point, we might have massive moving tanks serving as aircraft carriers. That would be cool and terrifying, but mostly cool.
About the French Char tank, by the time it did see combat in WW2 it was totally obsolete, it was designed for WW1 trench war, not for blitzkrieg in WW2.
Also he would have been remplaced by the FCM F1 who was bigger and had a bigger gun, if France didn't lost in 1940. The FCM F1 was almost finished at this time and ready to replace the 2C. Germans wasn't the only to build moving Fortress :)
Exactly. And this lesson is not lost in the book Thrawn, where the Admiral worries about the consequences of putting so much resources into a single boondoggle.
And just like Hitler, Palpatine was a megalomaniac who wanted bigger and bigger weapons: The Death Stars, Executor-class, Eclipse- class, Super-class and other SSDs
@Eric Sell Which is ironic considering Thrawn wasn't against the size Star Destroyers per say, but rather, THE DEATHSTAR and MAYBE SUPER star destroyers.
I want someone to make the P1000 Ratte just for fun... There was actually an even bigger vehicle, the Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster although that was considered a self-propelled gun and not a tank.
Found this vid on my recommended again , and here's some problems with the really big tanks such as the Maus and the ratte It would literally be bomber's favorite target But the ratte still have some AA's Meanwhile the Maus can't fight back so rip
"Hans we need a better transmission!" "Bigger Kannone you say?" "No! Better transmission" "Thicker Armor you say?" "God fordam Hans." "O! Schlackship Kannone?" "..." "Ja, Hans. *Ja"*
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na bf 1 is steampunk equivalent of ww1... there is nothing real... to many machine guns, to many tanks, to many colours, even the indi game which features ww1 looks more realistic^^
WW1 was basically everyone experiencing with tank designs and then WW2 was just to see who can build the tank with the thiccest gun and the largest tank
the bismark had 30cm armor and this tank is supposed to have 25cm armor.. it seems that only the armament can be taken out, the tank itself seems unstoppable...
it would be walking grave. the ratte was fucking garbage. it would collapse under its own weight. and modern day anti aircraft guns are ground to air missiles. with those 28mm aa guns you would literally never even reach the jets that would be attacking it. Plus it would just get destroyed by one missile. It was bad, even for ww2 standards.
4:20 the M1 Abrams is twice as small as the turret on the Landkreuzer P.1000 You’re telling me the Landkreuzer P.1000 weighs 1,000 tons Nazis: lets make a tank Hitler: HOW ABOUT THIS SIZE Nazis: we have to admit that’s a little big Hitler: WHO CARES LETS MAKE TEN! German Government: make ten we will be broke
Why wouldn't it be considered a tank? No it wouldn't be considered a tank by todays definition but that's true for a lot of WW1 tanks. The K-Wagon wouldn't either in this case.
what if I told you.... I designed the world's largest tank... (of course it doesn't exsist) but I designed a Super tank, larger than the Ratte... I call it the Kwagen PanzerMaus (yes spelled exactly like that) and it is an amphibious assault tank, at over 205 meters long and 31 meters tall. It displaces 131,632 tonnes and has a main gun of 800 mm (around 32 inches) like the Gustov or Dora during ww2... crazy tank.. I know... it even has 2 aircraft catapult that launches interceptors and 8 dual pared Flak Sk 37mm ( oh yeah and it has 108,095 Horse Shaft power propelling it at 63 (72 mph) knots under water and around 30-50 (34 - 57 mph) knots on land
Some corrections are needed. Even though the M1 Abrams was originally designed with a 105mm, it only saw limited service before it was replaced with M1A1. The M1A1 was equipped with a 120mm main gun. Some simple math. Even if we are comparing the smaller 105mm cannon from the original M1, the 280mm SK C/28 is not 4 times wider. The diameter of a circle is its width. 280 divided by 105 equals 2.66 repeating. If we are going by surface area of both bores, the 280mm SK C/28 is over 7 times larger by area covered, not by width.
![Nazi Super Tank - P-1000 Ratte - [ Largest Tank EVER ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6mfhalEjUrw/mqdefault.jpg)
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World: Metric system
U.S: Imperial system
RealLifeLore: Sorry, we only speak in Toyota Corollas and NBA basketball courts
Lol
Or measures area in Popes per square mile
British edition of Real Life Lore: How many Toyota Corollas would it take to cover an area the size of Wales?
Laurence Winch-Furness at least 2
Still better than imperial
00:14 thanks for showing where the tank is.
it had camouflage on may be people could not see it if the arrow wasn't there XD
RealLifeLore Yes, very convincing
Nainw2 its a joke dude...holy shit
RealLifeLore OMG before You put the Arrow i cannot are that thing 😷
Still can't see it despite the arrow... Damn camouflage...
Tank Maker: Hitler how much resources can I use
Hitler: france
joe
@@DarkKnight-wf3po mama
@@kentguiller no
joe
@@DarkKnight-wf3po mama
Engineers: what tank do you want?
Germany: see that bunker over there?
What a underrated comment
Put in on threads and add big guns to it.
@@nickmarco9259also underrated name
I want it Moving
@@leaderbenblackwell3836 Put a gun into it and place it on a pair of tracks as a turret.
Germany: "If the Allies are going to invade, we need to start living in the tanks".
But but but....
Where is the myth, the tank, the legend.
The Tsar tank🇷🇺
@@leticiaruiz8354 I don’t get it what you said.
@@leticiaruiz8354 that was in the first world war, and it would've been wrecked by the ratte
😂😂😂
@@USSTexasfan the ratte would have been wrecked by the Abrams
Maus tank developer: What should we call it if a tank is much more heavier than Tiger II?
Hitler: Maus of course, much more heavier than Tiger.
***** I knew
Gotta love that humor!
AlphaSections Thanks ;)
I object to that, jodl
Destrodevil it was an ironic name because of its size, call it a mouse but it's much larger than a mouse, it confused the other sides too
germany: how do you want that tank to look like?
hitler: see that *BATTLESHIP* over there?
Haha
See that planet Jupiter yeah that seems small go for the sun sized instead
@Laquelectro no universe size
@Laquelectro double Black hole size
@@morrisstudio8372 Multiverse Size
Thank you for pointing at the tank at 0:15, before the arrow I was glued to the monitor staring at the hills in the distance.
I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not
Petrus 906 you have the same capability of recognising sarcasm as Sheldon Cooper.
@@edoardovalente5983 GOT EEM
@@edoardovalente5983 🤣 No kidding
Same, I wasn't able to see the tank until the big red arrow pointed out
The Toyota Corolla is the single most powerful tank. Every tank is made of them.
Do you mean sprinter Trueno AE86?
Damn good tank that toyota corolla ;)
Strap a tank with Nokia Bricks any war will be won
You mean the Bob Semple?
@@zerox8413 that's a Corolla so yes, he means that too
My uncle (approximately .28 2016 Toyota Corollas ) and his friend Bill (approximately .34 2016 Toyota Corollas) said that they drove 3 hours in a car (approximately 1 Toyota Corolla) just to ride a tank (approximately 34 Toyota Corollas) and they were able to shoot guns (approximately .09 Toyota Corollas) at a gun range (approximately 3 Toyota Corollas) When they first told me (approximately .3 Toyota Corollas) I didn't believe them.
Dasani Drinking Water (approximately 0.01 Toyota Corollas)
Dasani Drinking Water I (.approximately two Toyota Corollas) don't belive that
my penis: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 toyota corollas
Seth Maskovich SIR ARE YOU CHUCK NORRIS? NO I DIDNT THINK SO
He heheheheh certified funny bloke
So basically the biggest tank would be a land version of a carrier ship
I'm more terrified at thought of seeing the 1000 ton one speeding at you at 25 mph.
Zachary Baird the problem with this oversized tank is that you just need a land mine to stop it.. better using more and smaller tanks. Then I don’t get why should you use a mobile super cannon if your enemies are men and tanks..
That is why its called a landkreuzer
@@edoardovalente5983 the tracks are a fucking FOOT thick
@@urcousin4453 I believe a landmine is powerful enought, it's a direct explosion and it can seriously damage the driving axle. Then the tank becomes a fortress.
I wouldn't be surprised, if Germany had blue prints for a death star !!!
@TH-cam Algorithm 😈
hahahhhahhahahahhhahaahhaa
Ohhhhhh, I know a few engineers, we'll name it after Merkel 🤣
the americans actually have the plans....there is a doco about the star wars satiellites.....
I am from Germany and i can just say yes we have 😂
Germans were probably planning on making a Submarine Tank Plane
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_A-40
The Russians did it first
submarin tank plane car to be exact...
+julius carino Where is the spaceship? XD
lol
They clearly read alot of Blackhawk, a WW2 era comic book loaded with insane war weapons, like giant wheels with guns and flamethrowers, flying tanks, drill tanks, and submarine tanks.
1) Biggest Ship
2) Biggest Train
3) Biggest Submarine
4) Biggest Amphibian veicle
5) Biggest Airplane
6) Biggest Computer
7) Biggest Gun
8) Biggest Cannon
9) Biggest and Heaviest armor
10) Biggest Castle/Fortress (A complex of fortified buildings capable of holding a siege)
gun and cannon kinda intermingle a little bit.
Though for 'gun used by a single person', Punt Guns probably qualify as contenders.
Biggest cannon was made during the second world war... The Germans may or may not have been involved. :P
The AN 225 is the largest airplane. Though Zepplins get much bigger.
by the definition of 'fortress' there, the whole of Constantinople would count.
Well gun is a firearm, cannon is a specific type of a firearm.
What about the Maginot Line? It wasn't very useful, but it was quite large xD
your mom can't use a balloon, stupid
+Coleslaw
CORRECTION:
1) The Tytanik
2)Thomas the Tank Engine after consuming 420 Big Macs
3)Me with scuba gear
4)Every Australian native crammed into one
5)Flying Battery Zone from Sonic & Knuckles
6)Racist...
7) M Y D I C C
8) M Y D I C C when I turn 18
9) my door
10) Bowser's Castle
27 people in one tank
The noise would be deafening
The heat would be unbearable
The smell of 27 bodies would be disgusting
The fumes would be cancerous
The stress would be hazardous
The vomit from crew with travel sickness would be like snow in a snow globe
The space to move about would be non existent
To summarise the k Wagen would probably be hell to be inside
Maybe they took that in mind and made it proof to all that
All of that
but what about a toyota corolla
basically a entire classroom plus two more in a crammed space with no ventilation and poor services
Quote - The smell of 27 bodies would be disgusting
Bit like West Ham United's changing rooms!!!!
engineer's: sir, we have an extra turret for a battleship, what should we do with it?
hitler: "see that bunker over there?"
Underrated :(
Maybe Toyota Corolla is RealLifeLore dream car or something.
Dont underestimate Carolla. It can beat any other car with only 240 HP.
Can none of you spell Corolla?
Fluffyness exactly
Fluffyness i can
Ha I get it but not just any corolla, an 86 corolla
When I see the piles of cars under the tank I know Its gonna be Corolla again.
Might as well get a sponser
next vid: what if earth was the size of a Toyota Corolla?
Alfie Trotman Yea right if I am Toyota I'd ship him 5 ton worth of Corolla just for the number of times he mentioned it in his videos lol.
That last one....everybody gangsta till Germany invents an at-te before star wars
AT-AT's and TIE fighters in WW3 pog?
Meanwhile, The German Tank Development Office:
"Hans, we need a better transmission"
"More armor, you say?"
"Nein! Better transmission"
"bigger kannon, you say?"
"Goddammit hans"
"Oh! Battleship kannon?"
"Ja hans, JA!"
copied from a video huh
0:17 oh shit thanks for showing me where it was
Paul P *TANKS for showing you ;)
Paul P yea I couldn't find it as well was very confused. What a great dude
It was really helpful.
Took me ages to find it
Paul P it's really helpful
*Landkreuzer P.1000 exists*
Fighter Planes: I'm about to end this tank's whole career.
I'll never understand that the designers apparently never once looked up at the sky and figured that one out.
It’s worst nightmare is a b17
lancaster bomber
Mobile fortress.
Rollling forteress vs flying forteress. Perfect
Engineers:How big should the Tank be?
Hitler: Yes
The tank: Haha im giantic, you can’t stop me
Dive bomber pilot1 : Kaboom?
Dive bomber pilot2 : Yes rico, kaboom
Holy shit 49 corollas?
That's heavier than half a million quarter-pounders dude
That's a randomly specific unit...half a million quarter-pounders....
@@nightwolf7k863 American*
@@RedAndBlackIDress the worse part is you're not even wrong.
Small error in the beginning. The original Abrams used a 105mm gun but they have since been retrofitted with a 120mm gun.
He said M1 Abrams, not M1A2 Abrams, which had the 120mm gun.
Right, but video clearly showed a later M1A1 or A2, the 120mm gun is shown in the video.
He also showed a picture of the Scharnhorst class to represent which battleship the main armament would have been found, but that type of casing was used only on the Bismark class.
Also, an Abrams with full kit weigh 70 tons.
Char 2C: *has a weight of 69*
Me: n i c e
4:00 yes but that is the second biggest tank, there is one that’s bigger. The landkreuzer p1500 monster
And then the p2000 gott
yes, but there is the (Not technically a tank) Schwerer Gustav
@@cadetkohr5508 wasn't Gustav the biggest gun?
@@petewotb I believe so.
*Phaking B-50 can spank the shit out of the gustav if it existed during WW2*
I wish someone would build a Ratte just for the lols.
Sam
I would just to say fuck you Putin and fire it at the kremlin 😂
@@krieg8943 what's wrong with you?
damn 1 my father used to punish my severely
@@krieg8943 uh ok?
dan broski if you didn’t get it it’s an oversimplified joke, in his video on Hitler, hitlers “father would punish him severely” and it was a picture of his dad beating the shit out of Hitler
Still not bigger than Thomas the Tank Engine
JVAAWESOME It's a engine that transpots tanks- tank engine! Panzerkampfwagen IX K-Thomas
thomas the dank engine
JVAAWESOME more like Thomas the Dank engine
JVAAWESOME what about his bigger brother gustavy
"This looks like a job for OpThomas Prime! Give it up MegaTrain, or I'll bust your buffers!"
Optimus: Man If that was an autobot, He’ll make a great ally
Omega supreme :- Am I a joke to you
@@dotmbarricade3424 NO omega you're not!
the problem is that you are indefinitely trapped on CyberTron after sacrificing all the energon power in your system to power the ARK to be of any help to the autobots war effort. meaning you're a dead giant monument marooned forever in the center of a dead planet.
@@michaelolmos8257 that's just aligned continuity. He is still alive in others
We haven't used the 105mm on the Abrams since the 80's; currently we use the 120mm gun which is the size mostly used on the Abrams
THIS
i was really confused
Hitler: Creates Battleship on wheels
WWll allies: The hell is that
perfect
Tracks and not wheels
Imagine being in a shearman and out of nowhere see that monster
All M1's are equipped with the 120mm main gun now; haven't been any 105's in service in quite a while.
Yeah and they weigh over 70 tons now....
Jus Ski, with munitions.
Exactly
I am wondering if he was confused the Army 105 field howitzer. M1 Abraham’s always have had the 120mm main gun.
@@pi1797 No, the M1 Abrams was initially armed with the M68 105mm main gun, a license built copy of the L7 British gun of the same caliber. The M1 designers wanted to use the 120mm made by Rheinmetall AG, but instead used the 105, until the US Army proved conclusively to congress that the 120mm main gun was in all ways superior. So the first production of the M1 was armed with the M68/L7 105mm.
American tanks: speed.
Soviet tanks: power.
German tanks: *Size.*
WIDE
*T H I C C*
French tanks: Fastest reverse
Thanks for the massive red arrow pointing to the Abrams tank. We would have never figured out which of the one tanks on screen was the Abrams.
Landkreuzer p.1000
Takes public transportation to another level, no more "I am jammed in the traffic"
it's bigger than the streets
By Jammed in traffic, they would mean a car was literally stuck in the treads
That thing rolling toward you at 25 mph. That would be terrifying
I AM THE TRAFFIC
16.000 HP on the Landkreuzer.... pretty tanky, I'd say
But if u think about it. A dragster that weighs 1000 times less almost have the same power (11 000hp)
TracersBooty but if you think about it, the idea of the tank was thought of during ww2
Imagine seeing a behemoth like that rolling at you at 40km/h. Bloody terrifying
@Siti Mufida Hasana you know the comment was about horsepower, not Health Points or the like, right?
Ok it's time to surrender before they bombard the city by 1 Landkreuzer
Hitler: So how big is our next tank going to be?
German Engineers: Ja!
Hey, DOn´t Forget the two cannons at the back of the Ratte that were from the Maus
can we make the Toyota Corolla its own system of measurement
Still better than the imperial system.
beunjoris Fuck you imperial is the best
And NBA basketball courts.
Yes the m1 Abrams did have a 105mm main gun. But we don't use those anymore. We have m1a1 and m1a2 used by the usmc and the army. They have 120mm main gun. Gonna make a video about tanks, get the little things.
Gorj X Marcus oml he's just trying to earn money chill
Gorj X Marcus US army still use the m1 Abrams just its called m1a1 now because of upgrades to the gun from 105mm to 120mm and new firing control
That's what he basically said, that the 105mm isn't used anymore.
DAKing0f2k 17 the M1A1 is the upgraded M1
Gorj X Marcus fun fact: the 120mm gun was a gun of leopard 2 (theres a bether one now)
Ahh i think u forgot the p 1500 monster, which was approximately 1700 tonnes.
Germany: how big should we make the tank?
Hitler: do you see that NBA basketball court over there...
Logic: Tanks can only be this large to be practical.
Everyone: *hold my beer*
2 days later
"I HAVE CREATED A TANK PLANET""
@@epicgamerman1015 lmao
Hitler never had a clear logical thought in hes life, hes act is just pure passion from the beginning to the end. Hes to be understood more as a sectleader then a statesman.
You are an alien who has diabetes
@@GustavBrahe He knows how to order people to do his will tho.... Well until he pretty much lost his mind.
The P.1000 would have left craters just by travelling...
The closest thing to a Metal Gear we've ever designed.
Orchestra Of Ruin
I agree.
But as notd in the video it would have been too heavy to be truly effective I think.
But imagine having ONE of these behemoths rolling down on ya... He he.
It's a moving fortress
Would have made great target practice for bombers
Cant happen its not Russian!
I wonder if there's a feasible limit to how big a tank can get. At some point, we might have massive moving tanks serving as aircraft carriers. That would be cool and terrifying, but mostly cool.
About the French Char tank, by the time it did see combat in WW2 it was totally obsolete, it was designed for WW1 trench war, not for blitzkrieg in WW2.
Also he would have been remplaced by the FCM F1 who was bigger and had a bigger gun, if France didn't lost in 1940. The FCM F1 was almost finished at this time and ready to replace the 2C. Germans wasn't the only to build moving Fortress :)
Not the Toyota Corolla measurements again...
Germany: We forgot to send out the the Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster!
USSR: i'm about to raid their Landkreuzer class.
RealLifeLore be like:
Size, use Toyota Corollas.
Width, NBA basketball courts.
So basically a German star destroyer.
Exactly. And this lesson is not lost in the book Thrawn, where the Admiral worries about the consequences of putting so much resources into a single boondoggle.
And just like Hitler, Palpatine was a megalomaniac who wanted bigger and bigger weapons: The Death Stars, Executor-class, Eclipse- class, Super-class and other SSDs
@Eric Sell
Which is ironic considering Thrawn wasn't against the size Star Destroyers per say, but rather, THE DEATHSTAR and MAYBE SUPER star destroyers.
Rather the Ratte is a Super Star Destroyer and the Mauss is a Star Destroyer.
@@JonatasAdoM Hahaha
16 000 horsepower? I thought you meant health points, before you said it
Élie Leblanc try that amount of power on a landspeed jet car.
Lol. Too many videogames. XD
Zaijirou yes
same
xD xD xd
3:13 for reference, large modern jetliners weigh around 160-200 tons
ratte has a back gun known as two maus head and there is a anti aircraft gun over rattes bottom there
I want someone to make the P1000 Ratte just for fun... There was actually an even bigger vehicle, the Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster although that was considered a self-propelled gun and not a tank.
Mr. DragonPig *A self propelled gun on RAILS
No, that was the Schwerer Gustav. The P. 1500 was to be armed with the same gun, but was not a railway gun.
You're counting labour twice - if an M1A2 Abrams costs ~$9 million that's for the finished tank, not just the materials.
+BedrockBeast Who said I needed ammo? :D
+ BedrockBeast, Im sure some billionaire could fit that bill of $145 mil. Enough rich people that are crazy enough.
0:18 almost didn't see myself
Must be the camoflage
I don't see anything...
Lol
PanzerKampfwagen VI Ausf B [H] ur not an Abram
doger doge he means he was in the woods
see what
Found this vid on my recommended again , and here's some problems with the really big tanks such as the Maus and the ratte
It would literally be bomber's favorite target
But the ratte still have some AA's
Meanwhile the Maus can't fight back so rip
P.1000 Rate: *exists*
CAS and Bombers: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Lol Epic
For those about to call this out:
The M1 Abrams uses an L/52 105mm gun
The M1A1/M1A2 Abrams uses an L/44 120mm gun
There are no M1's in the arsenal with a 105. None. (14 years army)
The MA is not something you wanna call a "modern tank", it's older then my parents. So yes, the modern version, as he says, is equiped with 120mm.
If you're in the army for 14 years you couldn't have seen any M1s, as you wheren't born when they where scrapped.
Yeah , but that ain't in service asshole! Block this fucked site!
M1 Abrams, used the 105mm derived from the famous British L7A3, M1A1 and M1A2 used the L/44 120mm derived from the Rheinmetall 120mm L/44
Make a video on the Toyota Corolla We all know that is what you want.
"A Toyota Corolla weighs around 1.00 Toyota Corollas, and is smaller than an NBA basketball field..."
Alibaba lmao
The Landkreuzer P.1000 is so big you could just put some tigers in there and use it as a sort of escape pod
"Hans we need a better transmission!"
"Bigger Kannone you say?"
"No! Better transmission"
"Thicker Armor you say?"
"God fordam Hans."
"O! Schlackship Kannone?"
"..."
"Ja, Hans. *Ja"*
Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
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I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
[Hook:]
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that-
This channel is running out of ideas. Also there's so many of these "educational" channels out now and they all look the same feel the same with the generic voiceover by someone who sounds like they do not want to do this at all. Also don't you make enough money you kids are getting sponsorships opening Patreon accounts. Stop
RealLifeLore haha ha ha... It's normal...
RealLifeLore
4:10 im disappointed that you didn't compare the number of Toyota Corolla to the P.1000. We like really big numbers!
It isnt like the most sold car isnt it...oh wait it is
Isn't that everyones unit of measurement.
which one tho? the old ae86 corolla? or the crappy sedan?
so, bf1 occurs in an alternate scenario were ww1 lasted to 1921
omelet shhhh let your dreams come true...
No just any weapon or vehicle that was under development before the war ended had a chance to be in the game
na bf 1 is steampunk equivalent of ww1... there is nothing real... to many machine guns, to many tanks, to many colours, even the indi game which features ww1 looks more realistic^^
CertainDeath777 I know, but its very fun so I don't think about it when I play
Nobody:
RealLifeLore: *TOYOTA COROLLA*
The Landkreuser P1000 is basically a ship with tank tracks
Next video:
How big of a tank would you need to fit the entire population in?
Eurovision Obsessed seems like something he would make
Some questions must be answered.
Also, how big of a tank would you need to fit every single Toyota Corolla ever made in existence?
You only need 1 Russia
Put the 16000hp engine on your car your car could be the 2nd flash lol
Lol
Some random Laggy match *when you run into someone that knows nothing about racing
putting that into a prius......
But they’re giant and would offset ur power to weight ratio, bad
That engine is bigger than the car itself -.-
WW1 was basically everyone experiencing with tank designs and then WW2 was just to see who can build the tank with the thiccest gun and the largest tank
6:31 Germany: it's over Soviet Union we have the blitzkrieg
Soviet Union: T-34 printer go brrrrrrrrrrr
tanks for sharing this information
Them dont shou TZAR TANK Lagest then maus.
*Seinfeld theme plays*
In hitler's perspective, tanks = land battleship (he probably would approve a tank the size of a destroyer equipped with the fire power of Bismarck)
lol wtf
the bismark had 30cm armor and this tank is supposed to have 25cm armor.. it seems that only the armament can be taken out, the tank itself seems unstoppable...
Miku Reich Mapping you mean my slightly worse namesake?
I hate anime
And I love ww2
Your profile pic is a hard choice
The 1500 Monster (which was so stupid they never even tried to build it) would actually have larger guns than any battleship ever.
Tank maker: ok what do you want?
Hitler: you see that battleship over there? Make it move on land
The Marv Tank from command and conquer Kane's wrath almost came to live.
This video was sponsored by Toyota
and NBA
And RockStar ⭐
And Ubisoft
And World of Tanks
and Minecraft
*Imagine controlling the clutch in such a huge tank*
"AGHHH, GET THE FUCK IN THERE" *STARTS KICKING*
Just managed to get the clutch in but releasing it then ya knee cap goes screaming past the left side of ya face. (MEDIC!!!)
*Eurobeat kicks in* * starts drifting *
Zaxio 005 lol true, they be desperate for fuel 😂
Zaxio 005 and yes I know that song also
Char 2C weight is 69 tonnes
me:
Nice
Joseph Hayes chared to see?
Builders: How big do you want your tank to be?
Germany: *Yes.*
TANK you for uploading this video! :)))
JVAAWESOME
ha. ha. ha
We will never forgive you i had to wait 1 more day to watch another fantastic video
RealLifeLore i always learn something new everyday because of u. thx lol
It was earlier than I expected!
JVAAWESOME i like good puns if i cannot lie
the ratte was the final boss of sniper elite 3:afrika
You just gave me a sudden, extreme urge to replay the game.
what if Trump made the same Ratte P.1000 for world war 3, but with more anti-aircraft guns?
it would be walking grave. the ratte was fucking garbage. it would collapse under its own weight. and modern day anti aircraft guns are ground to air missiles. with those 28mm aa guns you would literally never even reach the jets that would be attacking it. Plus it would just get destroyed by one missile. It was bad, even for ww2 standards.
SteveOwnsMC yeah but you were a sniper in that game
was reffering to the comment above my last one, but yeah i have played it. You dropped its ammo on itself.
*Largest Tanks Ever Designed*
Bob Semple Tank: *aM i A jOkE tO yOu*
the Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster was even bigger, then the p1000
Size doesn't matter
StepwaveMusic (insert lenny face here)
StepwaveMusic ask a woman that!
StepwaveMusic (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
StepwaveMusic size always matters *always*
I have a small ding dong
the abrams that is used today, the M1A2, has a 120 mm smoothbore gun, while the original m1 had a 105
i got triggered by that
4:20 the M1 Abrams is twice as small as the turret on the Landkreuzer P.1000
You’re telling me the Landkreuzer P.1000 weighs 1,000 tons
Nazis: lets make a tank
Hitler: HOW ABOUT THIS SIZE
Nazis: we have to admit that’s a little big
Hitler: WHO CARES LETS MAKE TEN!
German Government: make ten we will be broke
When the M1 Abrams was introduced it had a 105 main gun but shortly after its introduction they were equiped with 120mm main gun.
Glorious German engineering.
"Germany" "Where even their Poisoners have a Engineering degrees!"
s1r_dr2g0n no. Their prisoners now are all Syrian refugees
But your poison is Donald Trump.
Why did People vote for him or Hillary? There where much better canidates!
DictatorMan Jones Whahahhaahhahahahahah.
Oh wait, you're serious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
People still think Tigers were decent tanks. Fucking hell.
The Juice tigers are decent tanks
The tsar tank? It's the highest tank ever built.
Why wouldn't it be considered a tank? No it wouldn't be considered a tank by todays definition but that's true for a lot of WW1 tanks. The K-Wagon wouldn't either in this case.
Glory to arstoztka!
Lol
Admittedly even Kolechian artillery could lay waste to it without breaking a sweat.
No you're thinking of the Jamaican 420 Main Battle Dank
Edit: Im sorry
😐
what if I told you.... I designed the world's largest tank... (of course it doesn't exsist) but I designed a Super tank, larger than the Ratte... I call it the Kwagen PanzerMaus (yes spelled exactly like that) and it is an amphibious assault tank, at over 205 meters long and 31 meters tall. It displaces 131,632 tonnes and has a main gun of 800 mm (around 32 inches) like the Gustov or Dora during ww2... crazy tank.. I know... it even has 2 aircraft catapult that launches interceptors and 8 dual pared Flak Sk 37mm ( oh yeah and it has 108,095 Horse Shaft power propelling it at 63 (72 mph) knots under water and around 30-50 (34 - 57 mph) knots on land
Yes
Some corrections are needed.
Even though the M1 Abrams was originally designed with a 105mm, it only saw limited service before it was replaced with M1A1. The M1A1 was equipped with a 120mm main gun.
Some simple math.
Even if we are comparing the smaller 105mm cannon from the original M1, the 280mm SK C/28 is not 4 times wider. The diameter of a circle is its width. 280 divided by 105 equals 2.66 repeating.
If we are going by surface area of both bores, the 280mm SK C/28 is over 7 times larger by area covered, not by width.
And then came the Maus..
Cannot wait for all the "military experts" in the comments XD
i assume u hate urself too...
Jew Space Ranger he forgot the tsar tank
What about the "engineering experts"?
+Devilsigh That's why he just said 'M1 Abrams' not 'M1A1' or anything else. Iraqi's still use the down graded M1's. Far as I know that is.
So what?
Engineer: Rail Way tank?
Germany: Nein! Look at that giant artillery
Engineer: That hard
I'm very impressed that Amtrak is transporting WW1 German tanks. They deserve more credit than they receive.
What?
4:57 my gamer ass thought it had 16.000 health points
OMG, me too! XD
Sure, or maybe you copied the top comment.
K Bates yup
Korpion let pur game minds imaginate :v i see you world of tanks
K Bates i dont read all the comments
0:05
Here lies the tree. 🌳
She was a real good tree.
Cactus lol
Cactus the Tree was already dead...
The ratte is my favorite take ever
Same
If I we're the president of United Kingdom, I would buy it for the United Kingdom army.
Those tank builders really loved basketball courts.