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  • Top posts from r/Wellthatsucks on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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  • @Katie-vg3jn
    @Katie-vg3jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    Subreddit: well that sucks
    Someone: WTS
    Jack: world trade....senter
    *smort*

    • @tophatbob7571
      @tophatbob7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Atleast it didnt explode...

    • @thelazygamer2195
      @thelazygamer2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This made me laugh harder than it should have.

    • @superfred1.9
      @superfred1.9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For the longest time I thought it was "What the shit" lol-

    • @noahanders7605
      @noahanders7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the fuck does WTS means?

    • @brookepreaseau7337
      @brookepreaseau7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What the shit

  • @mandie492
    @mandie492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    The relief I felt when they only showed the aftermath injured arms rather than right after falling on the marble is immeasurable.

    • @bvttew_miilk8793
      @bvttew_miilk8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or when the taxi guys foot wasn’t broken

    • @hobii3129
      @hobii3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or the concrete one

    • @lewisprogramming4215
      @lewisprogramming4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ow

    • @localdumbass9355
      @localdumbass9355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hobii3129 just google gangrene and go into images it probably looks like that (and in other news the closest thing I've stepped on to the ostrich bone is a piece of a broken glass plate luckily it was small so it didnt go deep also stepped on a larger piece of a bowl in the same day but it didnt go as deep as the plate)

    • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
      @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the falling down the stairs splat

  • @algorscutula
    @algorscutula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    Day 7 of appreciating the guy who is trying to get Robin to start saying "What poppin', I'm Robin!" again

    • @cloudgacha7214
      @cloudgacha7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Whats poppin im robbin but im not robbing anything yea i dont know where im going with this

    • @michaelr113
      @michaelr113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @thanks no one cares

    • @justblue186
      @justblue186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @thanks Thanks, for nothing anybody needed, or cared about! This has no relevance to this video whatsoever! Unless what you sent sucks!

    • @laboku4870
      @laboku4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, I wanted him to say that so badly... Didn't know he did it before

    • @reaperslife9246
      @reaperslife9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cloudgacha7214 What's poppin I'm Robin (a bank)

  • @Dubloon418
    @Dubloon418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Translation to the ostrich bone thingy
    "Everyones talking about how much it hurts to step on Legos, well I raise a half chewed ostrich bone. At least I bought fun bandaids last week"

    • @rere_ig
      @rere_ig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What language is that supposed to be 💀💀

    • @Dubloon418
      @Dubloon418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rere_ig idk, all I know is that I translated it

    • @MEGQuilts
      @MEGQuilts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rere_ig It's gambling terminology. I'll see your bet (match it), and raise you this much more.

    • @rere_ig
      @rere_ig 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MEGQuilts thanks haha

    • @Masked_One_1316
      @Masked_One_1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is one thing that does hurt more than stepping on one Lego is stepping on two that aren’t properly connected so they pinch your skin when you step on them.

  • @goodcomedy3759
    @goodcomedy3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    That opening song was actually fire

    • @sammywirya6253
      @sammywirya6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a rickroll

    • @RealGoofyShorts
      @RealGoofyShorts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 😎

    • @pablomeseguerdomenech7390
      @pablomeseguerdomenech7390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the song?

    • @cats...6101
      @cats...6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pablomeseguerdomenech7390 I think it’s called “in the air tonight”
      Just searched it up and yup pretty sure it is that. Would provide a link but I’m on the yt app on mobile. It’s easy enough to find though

    • @bdub1682
      @bdub1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pablomeseguerdomenech7390 Phil Collins' "In the air tonight"

  • @canucklehead1937
    @canucklehead1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When I worked for home depot as a pro-loader there was no safety training for cement/concrete. I moved over 30,000lbs of cement/concrete by hand every shift. Those bags are not sealed so cement dust fills the air while we do this. Home Depot claimed that they supplied respirators to staff but there never were any available. We used bandanas and safety glasses because the dust was irritating but we were never told how dangerous it is. Imagine the hand injuries in this video in your nose and throat. Home Depot never took responsibility.

  • @Ian-wn5lc
    @Ian-wn5lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "Are you sure that's a pie, it looks more like a pizza." Gee, it's not like it's called a PIZZA PIE.

    • @aranavenger
      @aranavenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was going to comment this. You saved me the trouble lol

    • @hockeyhacker97
      @hockeyhacker97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To be fair that is an American term on only is certain regions of America, kind of like how soda is just called coke in the south, pizza pie is a regional term. Sure when I think Lady & the Tramp I think of the song "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore" despite it never being in Lady in the Tramp, but still it is still a regional term in areas that had higher Italian populations in the US. I mean Cheesecake is closer to being a pie then pizza is, though to be fair depending on the style of pizza I suppose they could have made pizza in a similar fashion to open top pies. But yeah regardless of the reason why some places in the US used the term pizza pie, it is still just as regional as someone asking for a coke when they want a Mountain Dew because parts of the south use the brand name Coke as a word for soda like most places use the brand name Kleenex for the term tissue paper.

    • @striderwhiston9897
      @striderwhiston9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pizzas arent pies.
      missconception.

    • @PudgieDaFrog
      @PudgieDaFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@striderwhiston9897 Pizza was first called pie when Italian immigrants arrived in the United States in the late 1800s. ... Italian-Americans sold and popularized the pizzas, and the exotic dish picked up the English name “tomato pie”. Sometime thereafter the languages met in the middle to give us the term “pizza pie”

    • @Ivi-Tora
      @Ivi-Tora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@striderwhiston9897 Round + Crust + Sauce + Filling + Top = Pie
      Pizza is just cheese pie.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Day 299 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Thanks! :D

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      almost at 300 :D

    • @splashtheskeleton4292
      @splashtheskeleton4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You are a very decated soul aren't you.

    • @Quimmix
      @Quimmix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@splashtheskeleton4292 true dedication

    • @mrleaf6055
      @mrleaf6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@splashtheskeleton4292 ah yes, *decated*

    • @TheDoseOfStrange
      @TheDoseOfStrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow, talk about motivation. Also, a good one to add to this list is "r/f***youkaren"

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The first "Hellooo!" in the intro sounds like stampylonghead performing his usual intro using Luigi's accent.

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe that was the point?

    • @PeterK0489
      @PeterK0489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like from france

    • @April-nl4rh
      @April-nl4rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how @about you shut up

  • @glowinggames1561
    @glowinggames1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Yo, Jack said "I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back" again!

  • @Kattyedits422
    @Kattyedits422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i think that burger king one was pretty close to my home, unless burger kings catch fire very often

    • @That_Doctor_Del_Fella
      @That_Doctor_Del_Fella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I certainly hope they don't

    • @sakurawillows8364
      @sakurawillows8364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The town i live in *also* had one burn down

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen them burnt down in more than one state. Tennessee, Georgia, and Oklahoma.

    • @lankyguythe3rd632
      @lankyguythe3rd632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elleembee6335 this one was in england and I know because I saw it burn

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lankyguythe3rd632 my point was that they seem to burn fairly regularly comparatively

  • @tipzyzipzy
    @tipzyzipzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:50 is my absolute favourite part, the look of just pure disappointment is so hilarious to me. At first I thought it was gonna be like, a teenager at the most, but the fact that it's a kid that looks around eleven is so funny

  • @TheMonyarm
    @TheMonyarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:05, that reminds me of the time I knocked over a cup of tea, tried to catch it, but only caught the tea, not the cup.

    • @solarthefool
      @solarthefool 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ow.*

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll raise you the exact same situation, but the cup landed on and broke my pinky and ring toes. 🙃

    • @JosephStalinManOfSteel
      @JosephStalinManOfSteel ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you caught something..

  • @catcrystal4450
    @catcrystal4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone who has literally trying to catch a falling cactus it doesn't just hurt for the next half hour. if you don't get all the spines out properly it hurts until your body's immune system deals with it. I also love your Channel

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I really love it when Jack randomly sings ((:

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:46 ya, that's why my dad yells "I hate that!" every time he sneezes while driving. He's a trucker.

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:44 the left couch, turn it 90° clockwise, the right couch, turn it 90° anti-clockwise and switch both... then at least the arm rests are not in the wrong side and maybe you can screw in a platform underneath where both couches touch, so they stay attached to each other

  • @thomasdevlin5825
    @thomasdevlin5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Trying to catch a cactus that my cat knocked over" I bet if it was anything else he would have missed

  • @incarnatefoolishness
    @incarnatefoolishness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I want a video where both Robin and Lexi are reacting to the subreddits, WHOS WITH ME
    Edit: Jack too :)
    Edit 2: wow 400 people agree? sheeeesh, that’s alot
    Edit 3: 420 pogger

  • @crimsondragon2711
    @crimsondragon2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:03 I need more things like this in my life

  • @shy5327
    @shy5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Getting into an accident because I'm sneezing while driving is something I am terrified of. Thank you for justifying my fear!

  • @bambeepik
    @bambeepik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    JACK IS FINALLY BACK, THE SNACK THE SMILES BACK HAS RETURNED.

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien is better:p

    • @TheOriginalCheeseballs
      @TheOriginalCheeseballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cherandshane2683 Damien has his own channel

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheOriginalCheeseballs i was saying tho

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cherandshane2683 everyone is ood

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miuiswaifu Ik I meant at least imo damien is better

  • @Bisexual_Anti-Matter
    @Bisexual_Anti-Matter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:19
    Video: *starts*
    Jack: (Irish? accent) HeLLoOo!

  • @TensityTrillium
    @TensityTrillium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Wowie zowie, we're in for a treat today

    • @kinggeocat
      @kinggeocat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @thanks *oh how much I wishhhh you would get demonetized!!!*

  • @t.u.c.-theuniversalchronic6472
    @t.u.c.-theuniversalchronic6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When he said: “my ACHGH” I felt that.

  • @kelper1019
    @kelper1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:20 Locust Trees have spikes on them, kind of insult to injury.

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bonk

  • @denrayver805
    @denrayver805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Getting Robin to say "Hello how's it going, it's Robin the bird that is always tweeting" day 1

  • @dyngle2926
    @dyngle2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i forgot that jack calls them "hungry jack's" because "burger king" was already taken in australia

    • @jakeinalakevods
      @jakeinalakevods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea lol

    • @eskinor7655
      @eskinor7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's up with burger king anyway, hungry Jack's tastes pretty good but the general opinion overseas is that it sucks.
      Do they put sugar in the bread or something?

  • @purrfurr4803
    @purrfurr4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im feeling really sick right now and emkay videos help me chuckle when im down in the dumps. thank you. :)

  • @cactus7980
    @cactus7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Day 1 of appreciating the person who is appreciating the guy who is trying to get Robin to start saying "What's poppin, I'm Robbin!" Again

    • @seaurchinwithahat7559
      @seaurchinwithahat7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen this exact comment 5 times. Reported for spam.

    • @joshuaraphaelhutahaean223
      @joshuaraphaelhutahaean223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seaurchinwithahat7559 Why? theres only two on this video and the others you "saw" are probably from their previous days. It's three seperate people not one guy spamming.

    • @cactus7980
      @cactus7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seaurchinwithahat7559 I'mma be real here chief, I was half asleep and went "haha funny idea" sooo I don't think I'm spamming..? I mean unless my phone broke and posted the comment 5 times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @RandomFallenAngel
    @RandomFallenAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay but the fan art at the end was really cool!

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    0:06 either he made sure he didn’t skip head day or that wall is weak af
    Edit: according to the replies it’s because the wall is weak af

    • @WowieZowie123
      @WowieZowie123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @thanks I hate bots

    • @Orpheus_224
      @Orpheus_224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @thanks shut

    • @Orpheus_224
      @Orpheus_224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @thanks I replied to both of these comments

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think drywall is weak as fuck.

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drywall is incredibly weak

  • @michellerondinone9398
    @michellerondinone9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:40 you have anger my Italian blood, pizza is a pie JACK

  • @mr.megalodonmegalodon758
    @mr.megalodonmegalodon758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    E
    I'm the E man, h e y . I also spent like 20 seconds laughing at the thumbnail lol

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Fun fact: drumheller has the worlds biggest dinosaur

    • @ocn_palm
      @ocn_palm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this as “is” instead of “has” and was very confused

    • @corbkirb7625
      @corbkirb7625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

    • @oneinthechamber9376
      @oneinthechamber9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus , how many channels do we watch together 🤔

  • @v7_burst812
    @v7_burst812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Emkay knows what they're doing with the thumbnail
    Made me spit out my damn bepis

  • @noobiii
    @noobiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that drum solo was perfect and from henceforth it is illegal to deny it

  • @berrycool3433
    @berrycool3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Day 1 of appreciating the guy who is appreciating the guy who is trying to get Robin to start saying “What’s poppin’, I’m Robin!” again

  • @doomchild0669
    @doomchild0669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ill Accio my foot up ya bum if ya don't fix this" absolutely fucking DIED

  • @blanktronic7050
    @blanktronic7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm Jewish and him pronouncing gefilte fish "Jifiltah fish" made me slightly laugh

  • @casht6195
    @casht6195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Is it irony or poetry? I guess it’s both the same thing”
    Now that’s poetry

  • @SamSparks95
    @SamSparks95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack going "what's gefilte fish" just reminded me of the Rush Hour blooper where Chris Tucker keeps forgetting how to say it.

  • @Ltdo007
    @Ltdo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack: *reads WTS*
    "World Trade Sentre"
    👀

  • @TwistyBons
    @TwistyBons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:33 Bruh when the kid threw the controller at the tv I felt that

  • @TURBOMIKEIFY
    @TURBOMIKEIFY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally the best intro I've ever heard/seen.

  • @cassidyb.3531
    @cassidyb.3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jack, you should've looked up a pronunciation of gefilte fish while you were at it.

    • @generaltechnology8250
      @generaltechnology8250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I concur with this statement

    • @quiggs8361
      @quiggs8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filta fish?
      “Gefilte Fish”
      FiltaFish?
      *”Gefilte Fish”*
      Guhfilka fish ??

  • @artemisgaming3789
    @artemisgaming3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man really just pulled a “go back I want to be monke”

  • @zoebrunner6550
    @zoebrunner6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    hey jack! gefilte fish is pronounced "geh-fill-teh" and it's much better than it sounds! it's a traditional dish served on the sabbath (:
    edit: not sure what exactly was in that jar, it's usually served in the shape of spheres and surrounded with carrots or some other veggie

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it reminds me of the Rush Hour movies.....was really funny back then.

    • @zoebrunner6550
      @zoebrunner6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Leonidas1210vc hmm?

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoebrunner6550 th-cam.com/video/uD9EZuGEaKs/w-d-xo.html

    • @spaghettidoodle3611
      @spaghettidoodle3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it always is sold in jars when you buy it at the store and then you have to use a recipe to “doctor it” so it tastes good
      That’s how it always is in my family

  • @SimbaChewingABracelet
    @SimbaChewingABracelet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Intro was just Golden.

  • @fawnajohnson6130
    @fawnajohnson6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "On the bright side, this is a great opportunity to educate your children on involuntary payments!" Eh, I was thinking more along the lines of 'educate your children on aggravated assault' but I suppose that is why I don't have kids

  • @emotionalsupporttoaster7208
    @emotionalsupporttoaster7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:55
    Proof that Jack is cheeky and extra.
    That makes him the funn E guy he is

  • @karma1507
    @karma1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:50 I love bits like this.

  • @thedogmen.
    @thedogmen. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That hit was so hard he devolved into a primate

  • @eefneleman9564
    @eefneleman9564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack, I don't know if anybody's said it before, but your voice work is amazing.

  • @DripKage-t9f
    @DripKage-t9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:01 ,,Boom! Headshot.“
    -Sniper from tf 2

  • @slingshot5671
    @slingshot5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the intro is priceless

    • @karma1507
      @karma1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would have been better if he did a crashing sound effect at the wall. But it was still pretty good.

    • @slingshot5671
      @slingshot5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karma1507 ya

  • @ticket7161
    @ticket7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:20 the guy was talking about people stepping on legos and was basically like well this is a lot worse

  • @usernameed
    @usernameed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “That looks more like a pizza”
    Yeah bro, a pizza PIE

    • @skeletor6287
      @skeletor6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are acting as if it’s a common phrase NOWHERE outside of the us(that I am aware of) call it that.

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skeletor6287 It's certainly not for us Aussies lol.

  • @son_of_nemesis8957
    @son_of_nemesis8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I just tried to do Accio broomstick" made me laugh my a off

  • @squeakatu1981
    @squeakatu1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone please tell me it wasn't just me who laughed so hard at the very beginning of this video?

    • @G0uthammm
      @G0uthammm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was not just you. There i said it.

  • @James_Malek
    @James_Malek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had something like that happen to my mother's apartment above her bed a few years ago. Tornadoes suck.

  • @asmolcade5818
    @asmolcade5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s pronounced Guh-filter-fish, I know it’s a weird spelling. It’s a traditional Ashkenazi Jewish food

  • @DimWittedFox
    @DimWittedFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the ball hit him so hard he went back a couple of evolutions

  • @TomDarkwulf87
    @TomDarkwulf87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The chimp feet one reminded me of when I was younger I got sunburned while wearing Teva sandals and had literal stripes going up my foot

  • @kalo3210
    @kalo3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack: they look like colored condoms also jack: yummy artwork

  • @mythkaz742
    @mythkaz742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will like every EmKay video for the next month if we can get a "night mode" version of these videos!

  • @skully.5
    @skully.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you I needed that intro after a long day

  • @peachylea988
    @peachylea988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Jack the smile that smiles back"
    I-

  • @purplegumball8411
    @purplegumball8411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am literally dying with laughter at your introduction. That's funny the way you did that guy falling down the stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ianmcnab9534
    @ianmcnab9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:32 I can confirm that yes you do need that many bandaids or the equivalent large wadding with tape on a foot injury. I managed to cut the soul of my foot on a bit of metal and it hurts like crazy when you put weight on it. Plus it's one of the areas that is constantly moving when walking so it will almost certainly tear open any light scabbing.

    • @PinkAgaricus
      @PinkAgaricus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a cyst in a location that had to have that kind of dressing with packing after getting it lanced. We just stick 3 XL bandaids on the lancing incision now.
      Also I wouldn't waste those fun bandaids on a wound like that on a location that would usually be in shoes anyway. Wouldn't a couple XL bandages or the same amount of flexible fabric ones suffice too?

    • @ianmcnab9534
      @ianmcnab9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PinkAgaricus depends on whether they had any other bandaids or not

  • @lovedrreid1
    @lovedrreid1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheese doesn't cause diabetes. It's actually one of the only "freebie" snacks for diabetics.

  • @jackkujawa2686
    @jackkujawa2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:27 is the funniest crap ever

  • @FoxerZ
    @FoxerZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:35
    Yeah, it looks like a pizza,
    *A Pizza Pie*

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:46 “looks more like a pizza” uhmmm, I’m not sure if you know this, but pizza is a type of pie. Why do you think that dominoes has their “piece of the pie” rewards?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not, the word's etymology is either from Greek pitta bread and the Apulia and Calabrian (then Byzantine Italy) pitta, a round flat bread baked in the oven at high temperature sometimes with toppings.
      Though The Etymological Dictionary of the Italian Language explains it as coming from dialectal pinza "clamp", from Latin pinsere "to pound, stamp".
      And also been suggested that it could come from the Lombardic word bizzo or pizzo meaning "mouthful"
      Pizza Pie is just a misnomer that has stuck around in some places, most notably parts of America.

    • @Cosmosdestructor
      @Cosmosdestructor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@insaincaldo huh, you learn something new every day I guess.

    • @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax
      @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cosmosdestructor Maybe cause he's not an American? No one anywhere else calls them pizza pies. Only Americans. It's really not that difficult to understand. Same as the Jewish dish. No one knows what that is unless they're Jewish or American since ther'es so many Jewish people who live in America.

    • @Cosmosdestructor
      @Cosmosdestructor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax did you not read the first comment and my response to it? I didn’t know that before, which is why I made this comment in the first place

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cosmosdestructor He's Australian like me... We don't call pizza a pie lol that's weird as fuck.

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack is amazing! He’s one of my favorite Emkay hosts.

  • @kipposan11
    @kipposan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy who fell down the stairs is the same guy in the thumbnail

  • @JeffGordonFan
    @JeffGordonFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude he got hit so hard he went back to monke! 🤣

  • @1c4ru5dr4w5
    @1c4ru5dr4w5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I know where the burnt burger king is
    And my fridge-freezer broke recently so we had to get a tiny fridge and hire a freezer.

  • @ruthdeckman9781
    @ruthdeckman9781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one with the red car that "lost" its tires, it just makes it better when you notice that the car has a New Jersey plate. At least, I think so!

  • @cybernurgle6413
    @cybernurgle6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:02 the sun is a deadly laser

    • @mhollis1989
      @mhollis1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not any more, there's a blanket!~

    • @AleksandraSudobina
      @AleksandraSudobina 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mhollis1989 no blanket 💀

    • @mhollis1989
      @mhollis1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AleksandraSudobina *proceeds to make a religion out of this*

  • @Kyouki_I
    @Kyouki_I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG THE INTRO IS TOO GOOD

  • @SlimothyJimothy621
    @SlimothyJimothy621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:25 no no, you can’t do that, you have to use a WII controller, everyone knows that

  • @gremmy7379
    @gremmy7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm waiting for a video where they have an unusually long ending where they make a joke out of saying you can click off the video now for those extra dedicated viewers who watch till the last second.

  • @Ausaini17
    @Ausaini17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:37 Jack apparently forgot that pizzas are called pizza pies lol

    • @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax
      @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They aren't in Australia or anywhere else for that matter...Just in the US.

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax Yep what you wrote. It would be extremely weird for anyone here to call them that lol.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he isn’t aware that a Pizza is a pie, hence the term pizza pie

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how you aren't aware that literally no one calls it a pizza pie and pizza is not a pie.

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not here in Australia.

  • @joshuamarquez693
    @joshuamarquez693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first 15 seconds was so good I knew the rest of the video would be a let down in comparison, so I had to stop myself from going on.

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Day 376 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

  • @Crypticat
    @Crypticat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “are you sure that’s a pie? it looks more like a pizza”
    interesting.

  • @thefrenchiestfry656
    @thefrenchiestfry656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Are you sure that’s a pie it looks more like a pizza” you seriously didn’t know people called pizzas pies?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who? No one ever uses that term unironically.

    • @thefrenchiestfry656
      @thefrenchiestfry656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wta1518 plenty of people use that unironically. It’s in business names too

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefrenchiestfry656 Who? I have literally never met a person who says that.

    • @shahabazra5670
      @shahabazra5670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait WHAT

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wta1518 ah yes finally it is time.......
      Just because YOU'VE never met anyone who does, doesnt mean they dont exist.

  • @brib4911
    @brib4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you sure thats a pie? Looks more like a pizza..." Are you sure that you're smart? Sounds more like you're intelligent...

  • @BlankIdea02
    @BlankIdea02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fish is not "Je-filt" but "Ge-fil-tae"

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Check that car whose driver "was just turning into the parking lot this morning". Note that the suspension is PUSHED BACK 2-3 INCHES - she HIT SOMETHING LIKE A CURB AT A HIGH SPEED. Her wheel didn't just "shear off" at all!

  • @garywoods6187
    @garywoods6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So there's this channel called Loeder that makes 8-bit de-makes of video game music, and he actually made a version of King Dice's theme from Cuphead! I was thinking that maybe you could use it in your next video? (As long as you credit him)

  • @nope9963
    @nope9963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That football sent him 3.4 million years back in time

  • @qWEAsfdawd
    @qWEAsfdawd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:40 "Kids"?

  • @skyshack4194
    @skyshack4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The man who talked about Legos stepped on the ostrich bone, since they're comparing it to the whole "stepping on legos hurts like hell" thing.

  • @anxiosjay
    @anxiosjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ouch

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "are you sure thats a pie? that looks more like a pizza"
    I can hear the Italians getting ready to go full keyboard warrior on you jack watch out.

  • @zennie7036
    @zennie7036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 as a person who lives in Oregon. They had to set up government mandated "cooling stations" it was utter hell in that 116 F degree heat