We Ate the Squares

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  • @leeroy6638
    @leeroy6638 ปีที่แล้ว +59030

    Mmnn square food

    • @wukosu
      @wukosu ปีที่แล้ว +360

      yummy

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      Wow so this is the pinned comment

    • @AgntPig
      @AgntPig ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite ปีที่แล้ว +108

      mmnn

    • @fooled0NE
      @fooled0NE ปีที่แล้ว +347

      The guys at drew gooden work fast

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 ปีที่แล้ว +9232

    I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

    • @zacharyprice7720
      @zacharyprice7720 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      70s jello salad feels pretty dystopian

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Agreed, 'dystopian' was the first word that came to mind when I saw these cubes! What a bizarre product, like, what is their demographic?? Nursing homes? Hurricane victims? Space age cafeteria food? Honestly

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@AnnaM-sp2qd I'd guess picky eaters, limited diet options, maybe for when food is needed but can't be prepared easily...
      But then the execution and pricetag lost all of that

    • @endTHEhegemony_Today
      @endTHEhegemony_Today ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh no not jello salad

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hahahaha true that. The quirky square shape and how it rationed per food parts (one for broccoli, one for chicken, etc) made it felt like in one of those awful dystopian future where everyone either lived rich or lived poor

  • @buttercuup02
    @buttercuup02 ปีที่แล้ว +14270

    This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

    • @to1620
      @to1620 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I cracked up at this. 😂

    • @alir8391
      @alir8391 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      the pun we were all waiting for

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Wait, Three square meals or Meal of three squares?
      Or three square meals of three squares.... With secret sauce

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I’d like to imagine that this company started because someone said that and the owner of this company thought what if we could make that actually happen 😂

    • @buttercuup02
      @buttercuup02 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jay22222 Lol!!!!!!

  • @baepsaesay
    @baepsaesay ปีที่แล้ว +6924

    The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap

    • @marissariley7319
      @marissariley7319 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      Yes! I actually really love the shape and glossiness, it looks appetizing to me 😅

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

      My dream is to open a store where everything looks like Lush products but it's edible.

    • @wren000
      @wren000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      just actually eat delicious looking soap

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      the shape reminds me of those mousse desserts

    • @_.Ok.
      @_.Ok. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      you already can eat delicious looking soap, the bowel movement afterward will be an interesting experience though

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1253

    It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues- but they chose one of the worst possible textures

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      The good news is you know what you’re getting and it’s the same every time. The bad news is it’s always bad. It’s like a monkey’s paw situation.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Little known fact when Kurtis said “squeet” he was referring to square eat, or squeet

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      HAHAHA, I have mild "sensory texture issues" with food and didn't think about this.
      To me, the squares seem like mushy unpredictable nightmares from a picky/sensitive eater perspective.
      Haven't tried em' tho so can't say for sure, but they sure don't look appealing.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@Ligmamonkeyas a person so nerfed I can’t handle the textures of a cooked bean, one of the best and most widespread human foods of all time, a grainy wet square is an actual nightmare and is in fact cruel and unusual. This is less food than soylent drinks and I mean that

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I get what you mean, cooked beans are some of the worst things texture wise IMO

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 ปีที่แล้ว +7084

    These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @rerererereree
      @rerererereree ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Call_Upon_YAH god is dead

    • @Aiion
      @Aiion ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@Call_Upon_YAH lol what

    • @mysticmikan5619
      @mysticmikan5619 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @@Aiion Just some random preacher. Seen them on Kurtis' videos too. Best ignore them lol

  • @gracemceuen2058
    @gracemceuen2058 ปีที่แล้ว +7386

    Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I can't get over how adorable that was, they're so cute. 😭

    • @moon.2674
      @moon.2674 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      relationship goals

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Can't wait to brohug my future spouse lol

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@pissapocalypse
      Dude same

    • @DialecticRed
      @DialecticRed ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yess same 🥺

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Amazing pun, insightful commentary, educational content.
      8/13 comment

    • @alienfromlhs1140b
      @alienfromlhs1140b 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      @@salem-01id give it at least a 10/13

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      @@alienfromlhs1140b no no 8s the highest score, it goes up and down like a tent

    • @blookit4449
      @blookit4449 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I implore u to explain how it’s like a tent

    • @copperdragonofchaos1983
      @copperdragonofchaos1983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@blookit4449 bc jason mandoza said so

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    "My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis ปีที่แล้ว +9651

    I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough ปีที่แล้ว +428

      the secret is that the "secret ingredient" is thousand island dressing 99% of the time :)
      (except for this time. This is that 1% lol)

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @Free.zen.
      @Free.zen. ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Imaginary sky daddy will not fix my chemical imbalance, Richard.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@Call_Upon_YAH yes, this chicken square is an affront to Jesus and god

  • @CharlieSimmer27
    @CharlieSimmer27 ปีที่แล้ว +16060

    i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

    • @erinrosecrisman509
      @erinrosecrisman509 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

      Evidently Amanda is his life. That’s rather sweet. ❤️

    • @jacob99503
      @jacob99503 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      tbf amanda ate them very willingly

    • @ipsitaagarwal7485
      @ipsitaagarwal7485 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s so funny 😂

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@erinrosecrisman509 now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    "What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?"
    Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +527

    I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.

  • @ThatOneMarveller
    @ThatOneMarveller ปีที่แล้ว +54058

    The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

    • @NashvilleUK
      @NashvilleUK ปีที่แล้ว +1350

      Does that mean no more toppings for the picture of hot dog?

    • @claireskiyt
      @claireskiyt ปีที่แล้ว +1876

      and square food wouldve been a perfect adding to the hot dog :(

    • @ariature
      @ariature ปีที่แล้ว +152

      RIGHT?

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Well…we all know why it’s never going to be HelloFresh again 😂💀

    • @nanakirima3711
      @nanakirima3711 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@TheSecondBeef why what happened

  • @TheIckyKoala
    @TheIckyKoala ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • @camdencap4974
      @camdencap4974 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The recipe for Coca-Cola is a secret but you can read the ingredients on the back of the bottle???

    • @BlackGothGirl1
      @BlackGothGirl1 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      But they don’t say how much of each ingredient

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They did what pink sauce didn't.

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@OrangesRBerries it's a scam and not fda approved

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Legally they have to.

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money

  • @Burritopizzasauce7
    @Burritopizzasauce7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Maybe not that, it feels more like a Juicero type of thing. Smooth speakers who worship Steve Jobs overhyping their dumb product as a high growth tech company

  • @aggytuit5155
    @aggytuit5155 ปีที่แล้ว +4583

    I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Also that's not really a good comparison (at least in my opinion) because airplane food that I tasted so far was delicious and complete. We would have lasagna, steak, stir fry, soup etc..( and it wasn't even a fancy company)

    • @walabixha1746
      @walabixha1746 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@fiddleheadfern3 yeah like honestly I love airplane food. Like even when it's just a sandwich I have like it . Hospital food on the other hand is awful. So if you're compering yourself to that it can't be that great

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@walabixha1746 Definitely agree that hospital food is not the best. Though the only time I've been hospitalized I discovered that they also made delicious food but if I didn't ask for them they would keep giving me that tasteless broth. I felt so betrayed 😂

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what's the deal with airline food!

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IDK seems like square food to me

  • @rubyzzz
    @rubyzzz ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

    • @RobLives4Love
      @RobLives4Love ปีที่แล้ว +40

      i hope he doesn't stop though

    • @davidbronstein2040
      @davidbronstein2040 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It wasn't even 12 minutes because of the massive advertisement in the middle.

    • @buckethead60
      @buckethead60 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@davidbronstein2040 He's mentioned how the advertisers like the videos being released at the end of the month, so he procrastinates and then speedruns a video to get it out on time.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@buckethead60i think it’s less that advertisers like for it to be released at the end of the month, and more that they want it released *before* the month is over, and he just ends up doing it last minute bc procrastination (relatable)

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought this felt short

  • @rwolfheart6580
    @rwolfheart6580 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.

    • @Sicario_Toast
      @Sicario_Toast หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was very cute

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Amanda really is effortlessly funny. The cut to her grinning while holding up a comically large knife and fork was brilliant

  • @meganm4304
    @meganm4304 ปีที่แล้ว +16410

    drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Ayo wha

    • @chy7
      @chy7 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      honey that’s not feminine that’s pica

    • @parkerknight8738
      @parkerknight8738 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@chy7 I mean, pica is more common in females 😂

    • @giuliaadde
      @giuliaadde ปีที่แล้ว +756

      Abigail from Stardew Valley wrote this comment

    • @cloverlovania
      @cloverlovania ปีที่แล้ว +561

      honestly yeah. i always get the feminine urge to shovel rocks into my mouth, especially the colourful gemstones you get in shops

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

    • @mountainmamanirvana31
      @mountainmamanirvana31 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Dog food treats have those grill marks too 😆

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Reminds me of the _ribwich._ Homer also loved the grill marks.

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it just makes it cuter.

    • @carissalt10
      @carissalt10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bad day?

    • @SteveParty11
      @SteveParty11 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should open a museum

  • @bertmobile
    @bertmobile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day

  • @SilverWolf991
    @SilverWolf991 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    it's like a sad beige advocate wanted to tackle the food market minimalist style.

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 ปีที่แล้ว +12461

    i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

    • @PunjabiGirl94
      @PunjabiGirl94 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Lmfao. Brilliant!

    • @ddebnath11
      @ddebnath11 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      omg that's the best comment ever!

    • @StraightEdgeZap
      @StraightEdgeZap ปีที่แล้ว +219

      hellosquare

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@PunjabiGirl94 No, not brilliant. I don't think drew's ever been sponsored by brilliant actually 🤔

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Exactly! My first thought was trying to figure out if Squarespace had ventured into Hello Fresh's business model and whether it would cause problems for TH-camrs like Drew that work with both of them

  • @buggyboy4202
    @buggyboy4202 ปีที่แล้ว +39403

    I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

    • @bloop4820
      @bloop4820 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      And each time it gets worse

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      And his body

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Moon pod that is living rent free: 👀

    • @Go-d-Ussop
      @Go-d-Ussop ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Pointless”

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He just like me fr

  • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
    @JohnDoe-hj9fh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Came back to this video 9 months later just to say they made chunks from starfield a real thing

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was my first thought. Wild XD

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    i like that there is absolutely no selling points here. it's school food quality, but less healthy, 10x more expensive, and it tastes exactly as bad.

  • @ivandriggs9077
    @ivandriggs9077 ปีที่แล้ว +8278

    I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
    "That's a weird thing to put on the news"
    Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii ปีที่แล้ว +219

      the delivery was so perfect too

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES LMAO

    • @changemystateofmind3659
      @changemystateofmind3659 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      And the sudden clothe change just for that 4 second joke like the man put on a suit for a random punchline

    • @coleze3747
      @coleze3747 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That had vine energy for sure

    • @lolbrigader
      @lolbrigader ปีที่แล้ว +42

      10/10. I very rarely laugh out loud even when I'm watching videos I think are absolute gold that I even share with friends, but with that I couldn't help but laugh. Was amazing.

  • @brokenmelodies723
    @brokenmelodies723 ปีที่แล้ว +4227

    Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

    • @limolitz
      @limolitz ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ayasaka2158 Says the guy being mean in a TH-cam comment

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ayasaka2158 people in the TH-cam comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol

    • @General12th
      @General12th ปีที่แล้ว

      @UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed TH-cam comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
      ...
      I've always wanted to say that! :D

    • @EclipseINF
      @EclipseINF ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@limolitz what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@limolitz do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is both weirdly fascinating and horrifying. I imagine square food to be something like jelly or fruit puree or something like that. Or alternatively, the posh, gourmet cat food that comes in those squarish boxes.

  • @jakel5801
    @jakel5801 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Glad to see that we can eat Chunks from Starfield in real life

    • @ianmcdermott4614
      @ianmcdermott4614 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      was looking in the comments for this lmao

  • @ogvztjch
    @ogvztjch ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    RIP blue gooden you will be missed

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I first discovered Drew Gooden with blue hair so he looks weird without it to me now lol

    • @stupidcunt758
      @stupidcunt758 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Fly high king 😔

    • @Defaultnoobisme
      @Defaultnoobisme ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip

    • @lilblackcat03
      @lilblackcat03 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He really rocked that blue hair

    • @Mars-yx7lc
      @Mars-yx7lc ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I miss it honestly

  • @BlueKyuubi64
    @BlueKyuubi64 ปีที่แล้ว +3378

    Telling his wife "good game" is the funniest thing ever to me for whatever reason

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      What I love even more is that she said it first!

    • @moldingpotatoes
      @moldingpotatoes ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Their married? Thought they were just dating

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moldingpotatoes Lol

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes, and the bro back slap 🤣 hysterical!

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It gave me “cool youth pastor” vibes

  • @fool9899
    @fool9899 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    6:50 I want someone to treat me the way drew treats drew

  • @notquitebeats
    @notquitebeats 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "We ate squares" Has got to be the most hillariously blunt title

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 ปีที่แล้ว +6136

    I love that Drew seemed ready to roast the food and the company and then Amanda was like oh I kinda like it and he completely changed his mind and agreed with her instead. We Stan a simp king.

    • @ts90000
      @ts90000 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      Happy wife happy life

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye ปีที่แล้ว +271

      You agree with the Wife. I believe it's in 10 commandants.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I would not disagree with Amanda under any circumstances.

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Roasting food your significant other love while eating it together is kinda rude tho

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Having different opinions is rude?? And cracking jokes on it (which she knows is his job..even if he likes it) is rude??? Damn people get softer and softer by the day

  • @drdandan6128
    @drdandan6128 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    mixed bean square looks like a brownie. Imagine biting into that because you think it's a brownie and getting a mouth full of beans.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I imagine you'd be pretty
      *Disap-pinto-ed*
      I'll see myself out

  • @edgecrusher018
    @edgecrusher018 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This product is currently featured on Gordon Ramsay Food Stars on fox.

    • @elviraquarshie3504
      @elviraquarshie3504 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Literally came back to watch this cuz of that 😂

    • @Juanguar
      @Juanguar 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They’re still in business ?
      I expected them to be bankrupt by now

  • @trinitybenecke1032
    @trinitybenecke1032 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    amanda’s reaction to the square sausage reminds me of when i was a kid and wouldn’t eat chicken parmesan unless my mom told me it was chicken pizza

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nostalgic memory : unlocked!

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat ปีที่แล้ว +65

      me not eating any meat unless i was told it was chicken

    • @peepawfart
      @peepawfart ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat ong same this always worked on me. Liver, turkey necks, crawfish, you name it, they told me it was chicken. And i somehow fell for it every damn time. The only time it didn't work is when they told me fish was chicken... turns out fish makes me extremely sick

    • @hannahc5000
      @hannahc5000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never ate tuna unless they called it chicken salad

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat loll

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 ปีที่แล้ว +8357

    Nothing like good ol' Drew reminding me that it's the end of the month

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yuh

    • @mackenziezp
      @mackenziezp ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Only way I can keep track of time

    • @kingpanguan
      @kingpanguan ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Finally nnn is over

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And reminds me that I have to pay the bills or else i will get evicted

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kingpanguan 😅

  • @hannsvii
    @hannsvii 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The irony of this being recommended to me only a week or so after Starfeild gets released

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This company was just ahead of its time. They walked so Chunks could run

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    I love that they made square versions of nuts, as if a small pack of pistachios isn't convenient to eat anyway

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Circle nuts are too hard to eat, gimme them square nuts

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wait no youre totally right lmao

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait you might be on to something

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby ปีที่แล้ว +7

      everything is better as squares.....i love squares the greatest shape.

    • @livyann2143
      @livyann2143 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They make precooked and seasoned grilled chicken strips that you buy frozen, for way cheaper than this. I literally microwave them and they ACTUALLY taste good and might be more convenient since to make the squares taste better you've gotta dirty a pan. they literally sell pouches of microwaveable rice, again for cheaper for a larger serving. Think they're like $1.50 now and it's easily the same as three squares. For the veggies, if you hate veggie texture- just heat up baby food and add some seasoning salt. If you like veggie texture, you can get 8oz-1lb of frozen veggies in a microwaveable streamable bag for $0.75-1.50. For fish, there's pouches of seasoned tuna/salmon that don't even need heating for around $1.50 also. As for nuts, as you said, they make 100cal pouches of nuts for cheaper than the squares. I keep some in my bag. If ya don't like the texture of nuts- nut butter exists! Basically you can make pretty easy and comparable meals with less cost and possibly less cooking/prep and more importantly- it's probably gonna taste better. Idk I get the square thing for those who have adversions to texture or the look of food, specifically for those with autism spectrum disorder. I have ASD (previously diagnosed as moderate functioning asbergers) and so I have issues with texture or look of food, for example cooked spinach, watermelon, tough cuts of beef, pork chops, yogurt drinks and more. My solutions? Eat raw spinach or have it blended into something else, watermelon popsicles (the real kind made of juice), ground beef, I avoid pork tbh, and I eat actual yogurt. If you're a desperate caregiver to an autistic dependent, squares might be a valuable tool. You could also make your own with molds and some simple ingredients like starches to bind things and stuff like gelatin to help hold the shape for cold items.

  • @tristonshelley96
    @tristonshelley96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Bro was eating Chunks 9 months before starfield

  • @perfectparadox7389
    @perfectparadox7389 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    In case you ever wanted to take a bit out of an airpod case

  • @KenzLovesMovies
    @KenzLovesMovies ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    I love that we're all expecting these to be terrible just for Amanda to be into them

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know her enough to judge if she really liked it or if she is just too nice.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze ปีที่แล้ว +154

      So glad she came back from Afghanistan for this vid

    • @jsteves666
      @jsteves666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SieMiezekatzeyou beat me to it xDD

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SieMiezekatze didn’t she fall down that well?

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheDavidish no that was Laura

  • @LOLcat3016
    @LOLcat3016 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    Drew has gone from commentary channel to product reviewer

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  ปีที่แล้ว +1472

      ran out of stuff to comment on

    • @sinkingfrog368
      @sinkingfrog368 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      ig a review is just commentary on a product

    • @joeyeardley4002
      @joeyeardley4002 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I just like to see what the funny lil guy does next

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@drewisgooden drew please react to slugs

    • @weathermansam2
      @weathermansam2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dreaming of a day when the product review genre will be mine all mine

  • @DrGooseDuckman
    @DrGooseDuckman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    1:04- homegirl straight sawing on that sqnugget

    • @guhmachine
      @guhmachine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      squgget

    • @your1andonlyvalentine
      @your1andonlyvalentine 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you for this comment, Dr.gooseduckman.

    • @DrGooseDuckman
      @DrGooseDuckman 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@guhmachine TRUE

    • @DrGooseDuckman
      @DrGooseDuckman 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@your1andonlyvalentine yw, Y1aOV

  • @novaIia
    @novaIia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I guess it's a nice alternative when your cat gets tired of its current luxury food

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube ปีที่แล้ว +16445

    i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  ปีที่แล้ว +10528

      thanks youtube -amanda

    • @PanPaws
      @PanPaws ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Forst

    • @Aof104
      @Aof104 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      TH-cam

    • @diegosandokan
      @diegosandokan ปีที่แล้ว +23

      shut up corporation

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim ปีที่แล้ว +1623

      youtube is a little stinker?!?!?! slay era 😍😍

  • @koebiemi2095
    @koebiemi2095 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    Idk why but Amanda’s “they look like little rocks!” had me crying with laughter I love her

    • @mustachiomarshmallow
      @mustachiomarshmallow ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Also the editing on that part makes it even better

    • @jess3452
      @jess3452 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      9:50 for yall who wanna see it again

    • @eidoln9206
      @eidoln9206 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jess3452 you're a hero for posting the time of that iconic scene /g

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she's awesome.

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    They look like the little soaps grandma keeps in a wicker basket in the bathroom that you're not allowed to use.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:13 Wendy's is actually quite successful, sir.

  • @jollyranchrrrs9478
    @jollyranchrrrs9478 ปีที่แล้ว +9382

    I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute

    • @unlitrash
      @unlitrash ปีที่แล้ว +404

      dude yes i thought the same i was so mad when it ended 😭

    • @harucat543
      @harucat543 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      same! like that was over SO quickly

    • @birdonline2751
      @birdonline2751 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      The squares were small didnt take long enough to eat

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very much agreed.

    • @Earth2McKay
      @Earth2McKay ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Video could have been 7 mins shorter. Didn't even really review them until 7 mins in. Should have only been a 5 min video.

  • @Xamag
    @Xamag ปีที่แล้ว +7251

    Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol

    • @dart354
      @dart354 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude

    • @beyondwilline3634
      @beyondwilline3634 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yellow sauce is nutss

    • @judfps
      @judfps ปีที่แล้ว +214

      i’ve never got food poisoning but my sister puked on me from food poising once. not a very useful statement but thought i would share

    • @dancheasal4298
      @dancheasal4298 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Thanks for the info jud

  • @NickBread
    @NickBread ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I'm watching this video for like the 20th time (because I love Drew and Amanda and I like to rewatch videos when I do stuff) and I just realised what the actual target audience might be, at 8:39.
    Seeing all these labels with common allergens makes me thing that it's specifically supposed to be "convenience food" for people who have multiple or severe food allergies.
    Another thing that comes to mind is maybe people with texture issues or with difficulties swallowing?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Or it's literally just a company trying to make something this easy to mass produce popular in order to make a profit. If they intended it to be for those people they'd advertise it that way. It would actually get them customers

  • @hellformichelle
    @hellformichelle ปีที่แล้ว +5621

    As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle ปีที่แล้ว +667

      Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      @@screwyourhandle I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean

    • @JungleLibrary
      @JungleLibrary ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Vivian might be an evil genius

    • @Brekfastmachine
      @Brekfastmachine ปีที่แล้ว +371

      @@JungleLibrary It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    amanda is like that cool older cousin you wanna spend time with so badly, every time i see her in a thumbnail i get so excited

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr, she's pretty much the only reason I watch Drew's channel.

    • @fresh.coffee
      @fresh.coffee ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GOD that is spot on

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like that Amanda includes Drew in her videos. He's a pretty funny guy!

  • @thetyler101
    @thetyler101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Welcome to Chunks. Please chose your Chunks.

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    “Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.

    • @kittencutie7074
      @kittencutie7074 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pls tell me it's just mustard

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@kittencutie7074 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.

    • @maloryfunction2260
      @maloryfunction2260 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ​@@runeanonymous9760 the customer service person said carrot, ginger, and lemon

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@maloryfunction2260 Carrot, ginger, and lemon are all good with salmon, so it’s not the weirdest thing out there.

    • @Nevernamed
      @Nevernamed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GogiRegion Culinary presentation guidelines would suggest that you dont slather your meat squares with something that looks like infected pus.

  • @thekitkatlizard8661
    @thekitkatlizard8661 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    For everyone's information, most of the squares are only 30-70 calories per square.
    You'd need to eat like 30 of them a day to meet your daily needed calorie intake unless you eat a lot of empty calories each day, or eat like 60% mixed bean squares.

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Honestly, if you get numbing spray and not texture sensitive, you could get these for dieting.

    • @youraftermyrobotbee
      @youraftermyrobotbee ปีที่แล้ว +604

      Ah, this confirms it. These are for those orthorexic techbros who deeply ontologically resent the human need to eat.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Just take a swig of olive oil to make up 1000+ of the remaining calories

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I was wondering about the calories. The fact they're not high in calories makes the price even more baffling.

    • @avian2487
      @avian2487 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Supplement your square diet with Huel

  • @jeixsdaier9265
    @jeixsdaier9265 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This feels like a depressing vision of what future food would be like the type you see in cyberpunk that seem sketchy

    • @odioalospoopers
      @odioalospoopers 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      starfield has this exact concept as their form of mass produced franchised fast food

  • @hhhcontent3930
    @hhhcontent3930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    My problem is that they aren't cubes, they're shorter than they are long and wide

  • @shynye
    @shynye ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    Drew and Amanda put their lives on the line for us on this channel 😂

  • @mrspacy
    @mrspacy ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Amanda saying they look like rocks with such whimsy and excitement is not what I expected

  • @stadiumseating
    @stadiumseating 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    the starfield team definitely saw this when coming up with chunks

  • @Raequorum
    @Raequorum ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Ah yes, my favorite thing to do at restaurants: ignore their food and eat the squares I brought with me instead.

    • @Sheristen
      @Sheristen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hahaha, right?

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That reminds me of sesame street

  • @JayEyedWolf
    @JayEyedWolf ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    "They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP

    • @JayEyedWolf
      @JayEyedWolf ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@brianman1677 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JayEyedWolf Welcome! It's just what I do

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"

    • @charlierossington-smith2991
      @charlierossington-smith2991 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@daryissaplayz2312 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10

  • @mattblack9161
    @mattblack9161 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Oh my god, this is where Starfield got the idea for Chunks

  • @jacksonpullen6915
    @jacksonpullen6915 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    10:31 best film of 2023

  • @ellie8161
    @ellie8161 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    Debbi Clark's review at 2:13 is way more polite than it needed to be, and I honestly respect her for that

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      “Just my own opine of course!” we love a respectful Debbi 😂

    • @nicky7738
      @nicky7738 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      She wishes them good luck 🥹 What a precious soul

    • @BrotherlyBear
      @BrotherlyBear ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I trust her review more than Drew's tbh

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      She seems so sweet

    • @zeleniawolfe
      @zeleniawolfe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's she?

  • @nintendawesome
    @nintendawesome ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    I like to imagine that Drew exists in a world where everyone except his wife is Drew and that these are all different ppl unbeknownst to us

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I’m fascinated by your mind

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Making Drew also the only married man in existence

    • @martyclarkworship
      @martyclarkworship ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the drewniverse

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@threedragonstalk2123 maybe the Drew’s marry each other

    • @queertherapy4919
      @queertherapy4919 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@FreezingmoonDSBM there have been videos where he dates himself lmao

  • @shawgrass7962
    @shawgrass7962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Choose you chunks.

  • @shokochaddington910
    @shokochaddington910 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Starfield Chunks IRL

  • @NoahCraig
    @NoahCraig ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Damn I hope you ain’t injured

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How was the hospital?

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You ok?

    • @alybot2.059
      @alybot2.059 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bella did you fall out a window loca?

  • @ilanmoore6957
    @ilanmoore6957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you vill eat ze squares and you vill be happy.

  • @liszst
    @liszst 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    it's like cubes from starfield but this came first, probably lmao

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I love how Amanda goes penguin brain and just goes "rocks"

    • @zoutewand
      @zoutewand ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Square plate for square food..... circle plate for circle food

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, male penguins bring smooth pebbles to a female they love.
      I was going somewhere with that and my brain stopped working after that sentence

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nerdoftheatre yeah thats kinda what i was going for u get it

  • @CaptainJ62
    @CaptainJ62 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I appreciate how Drew’s house must be a multiversal nexus or something considering how many different versions of him regularly just show up. Really nice of him to give them parts in his videos, too.

    • @hansenriquez1810
      @hansenriquez1810 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His house is a TVA nightmare.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough ปีที่แล้ว +8

      does employment law apply to [human] clones currently?

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is Danny another alternate dimension Drew Gooden?

    • @CaptainJ62
      @CaptainJ62 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PoisonFlower765 Shhhhh…

  • @cookierat
    @cookierat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:57 hospital food is FIRE ive NEVER been to a hospital that had bad food (I’ve only been at like 1) but children’s hospitals got the best food

  • @bonsaipropaganda
    @bonsaipropaganda ปีที่แล้ว +5

    drew you make being funny seem so effortless. you're the only person ever who can get me to sit through an entire ad willingly.

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer ปีที่แล้ว +690

    If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pronounced the same as Quibi

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tjenadonn6158and probably just as successful!

  • @myusernamegoeshere90
    @myusernamegoeshere90 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    I can’t believe you made me spend the whole video expecting a Hello Fresh sponsorship just to pull the rug under me like this, Drew

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean he does pull a reference to HelloFresh by mentioning food that you can order to cook at home, but i dont think he was allowed to say the name bc he's being sponsored

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He literally said in the beginning that it was sponsored by google domains lol

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@changednamelit nah don't think that's it because domains only sponsored a portion of the video, not the whole thing so they can't control what he says in the rest of the video

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was expecting either Hello Fresh or Square Space.

    • @Bornbad_buzz
      @Bornbad_buzz ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello fresh “ I’m I a joke to you”

  • @rickyspanish69420.
    @rickyspanish69420. ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I almost barfed at 7:56

  • @megharoni
    @megharoni 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Playing Starfield and as soon as I saw their “Chunks,” I remembered this video.

  • @minzy4611
    @minzy4611 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.

    • @nowayitsjennie
      @nowayitsjennie ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      MmmmMmm Square

    • @Ohio7621
      @Ohio7621 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@daryissaplayz2312 yum minecraft food.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact that Amanda, the squares, Drew, and their house all look the same is really visually pleasing.

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Three square meals a day now has a new meaning

    • @simoneseely8387
      @simoneseely8387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

    • @aceofspades5109
      @aceofspades5109 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badum tsssss 🥁

    • @jdms65
      @jdms65 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m starting to think this was the inspiration for the entire company

    • @user-me3ge8de4o
      @user-me3ge8de4o ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @PassiveAssassin
    @PassiveAssassin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Basically Chunks from Starfield 😂

  • @stacyhiller3696
    @stacyhiller3696 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I just saw this after playing starfield for 30 hours and I must say these look just like all the chunk food products in the game.

  • @CaptainCaterpillars
    @CaptainCaterpillars ปีที่แล้ว +782

    I just want to say, I’m genuinely happy you found someone like Amanda.

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Right?! So awesome that he found someone to be his partner while he eats square foods, turns lots of liquids into ice, buys every gimmicky product on social media... we love to see it.

    • @ke1vin
      @ke1vin ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TBone4983the American dream

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i'm glad that she returned from fighting in afghanistan.

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@manboy4720 I'm assuming you didn't know, so just a heads up that Amanda politely requested we stop making the Afghanistan jokes

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@basm6445 She made a post on the subreddit.

  • @jakepetty2204
    @jakepetty2204 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    this video was such chaos.. the ad read, the circle food, the "good game" after they ate food, the ending... incredible. loved it

  • @burrglar6734
    @burrglar6734 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Been waiting for that Hellofresh sponsor especially at 3:55
    "I'm worried that these are.. neither of those things."
    "But you know what IS?"
    "Todays sponsor, Hellofresh!"

  • @derekbloom5950
    @derekbloom5950 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To quote Jeff goldbloom “your scientists were so concerned with weather or not they could they didn’t stop to think about wether or not the should.”

  • @AxoBlu26
    @AxoBlu26 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Somehow I just realized that Drew Gooden is the only TH-camr I've watched consistently for multiple years; his humor never grows old

    • @LindseyLouWho
      @LindseyLouWho ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile I am sitting here remembering RWJ and Equals 3. Memba that? So long ago..... most nowadays know him from My Favorite Martian.

    • @Sapphire-MW
      @Sapphire-MW ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What do you mean, Drew Gooden is the only TH-camr that exists? After all, he did make the website!

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LindseyLouWho well I remember him for saying the n word while holding a lightsaber

    • @mosesagabon7152
      @mosesagabon7152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him, Danny, Kurtis, H3, PhilDeFranco, are the five that i watch religiously.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew Gooden is the only one that didn't become ideologically possessed like H3 or simply crazy like RWJ. Drew stayed true to his style.

  • @Jenner_IIC
    @Jenner_IIC ปีที่แล้ว +833

    I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.

    • @lini0024
      @lini0024 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian

    • @Jhud69
      @Jhud69 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There used to be a place with healthy instant ramen in Japan where you got to choose freeze dried toppings that were all cubes which reminds me of that. You got to choose your noodles, soup base and vegetable cubes and then take your custom ramen cups home. Genuinely cool.

    • @133thefallen
      @133thefallen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only square food I’ll eat is a Wendy’s burger.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@lini0024 "done up for no reason" as if incredible, well-trained professional chefs aren't making food for the love of it 💀
      It does seem silly at a glance, but chefs in fancy restaurants get paid well for a reason. Also, the tiny food is often served as part of multiple courses, not just the one. So not only are you going to be full by the end of your 13 different tiny dishes, but you get to view the food as art, too. It's basically dinner and a show, mixed with amazing cooking and the potential to try something new.
      Not trying to seem too worked up about it, but then again I can't really help it because I'm really passionate about cooking and art lol. I really respect the culinary world and the years of mastery that goes into it.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nomoretwitterhandles as do i but it just doesnt seem worth it whatsoever to me

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This feels like a 70s dystopian movie meal supplement or some wall-e shit.

  • @pippindemon5592
    @pippindemon5592 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As someone who was in hospital for a lot of time hospital food was not that bad, they gave us triangles

  • @triple_L_Prod
    @triple_L_Prod ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I love that Drew’s ads are funny and not agonizing to watch

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew's and Wulff Den's sponsor segments are the only ones I don't ever skip

    • @MsRainingDays
      @MsRainingDays ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And take up half the video

    • @clover4958
      @clover4958 ปีที่แล้ว

      no they arent.

    • @triple_L_Prod
      @triple_L_Prod ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Antigen__ Scott cramer’s are great too