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  • @leeroy6638
    @leeroy6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63089

    Mmnn square food

    • @wukosu
      @wukosu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      yummy

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      Wow so this is the pinned comment

    • @AgntPig
      @AgntPig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yes

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      mmnn

    • @thefoolzo
      @thefoolzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      The guys at drew gooden work fast

  • @baepsaesay
    @baepsaesay ปีที่แล้ว +9697

    The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap

    • @marissariley7319
      @marissariley7319 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yes! I actually really love the shape and glossiness, it looks appetizing to me 😅

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch ปีที่แล้ว +299

      My dream is to open a store where everything looks like Lush products but it's edible.

    • @wren000
      @wren000 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      just actually eat delicious looking soap

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      the shape reminds me of those mousse desserts

    • @_.Ok.
      @_.Ok. ปีที่แล้ว +55

      you already can eat delicious looking soap, the bowel movement afterward will be an interesting experience though

  • @aggytuit5155
    @aggytuit5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6334

    I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Also that's not really a good comparison (at least in my opinion) because airplane food that I tasted so far was delicious and complete. We would have lasagna, steak, stir fry, soup etc..( and it wasn't even a fancy company)

    • @walabixha1746
      @walabixha1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@fiddleheadfern3 yeah like honestly I love airplane food. Like even when it's just a sandwich I have like it . Hospital food on the other hand is awful. So if you're compering yourself to that it can't be that great

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@walabixha1746 Definitely agree that hospital food is not the best. Though the only time I've been hospitalized I discovered that they also made delicious food but if I didn't ask for them they would keep giving me that tasteless broth. I felt so betrayed 😂

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what's the deal with airline food!

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IDK seems like square food to me

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12440

    I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      the secret is that the "secret ingredient" is thousand island dressing 99% of the time :)
      (except for this time. This is that 1% lol)

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @Free.zen.
      @Free.zen. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      Imaginary sky daddy will not fix my chemical imbalance, Richard.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@Call_Upon_YAH yes, this chicken square is an affront to Jesus and god

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1176

    "What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?"
    Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing

    • @Soggycheeseee
      @Soggycheeseee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      man I love cow circles

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      simple, the PR team is chained in the basement and their only sustenance is square food

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No, they turn cows into frictionless spheres.

    • @ouchtor
      @ouchtor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I turn little black balls into centipedes

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@granienasniadanie8322 assume the cow is a frictionless sphere and round pi to 10, what is the acceleration of the sun if the earth is a mandarin orange?

  • @ivandriggs9077
    @ivandriggs9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9307

    I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
    "That's a weird thing to put on the news"
    Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      the delivery was so perfect too

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YES LMAO

    • @changemystateofmind3659
      @changemystateofmind3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      And the sudden clothe change just for that 4 second joke like the man put on a suit for a random punchline

    • @coleze3747
      @coleze3747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That had vine energy for sure

    • @lolbrigader
      @lolbrigader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      10/10. I very rarely laugh out loud even when I'm watching videos I think are absolute gold that I even share with friends, but with that I couldn't help but laugh. Was amazing.

  • @buttercuup02
    @buttercuup02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16762

    This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

    • @to1620
      @to1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I cracked up at this. 😂

    • @alir8391
      @alir8391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      the pun we were all waiting for

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wait, Three square meals or Meal of three squares?
      Or three square meals of three squares.... With secret sauce

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I’d like to imagine that this company started because someone said that and the owner of this company thought what if we could make that actually happen 😂

    • @buttercuup02
      @buttercuup02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jay22222 Lol!!!!!!

  • @ThatOneMarveller
    @ThatOneMarveller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59251

    The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

    • @NashvilleUK
      @NashvilleUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

      Does that mean no more toppings for the picture of hot dog?

    • @claireskiyt
      @claireskiyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

      and square food wouldve been a perfect adding to the hot dog :(

    • @ariature
      @ariature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      RIGHT?

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Well…we all know why it’s never going to be HelloFresh again 😂💀

    • @nanakirima
      @nanakirima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@TheSecondBeef why what happened

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      theyre so in sync

    • @drawsbypip2346
      @drawsbypip2346 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      literally what i came back for just now

  • @TheIckyKoala
    @TheIckyKoala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • @camdencap4974
      @camdencap4974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The recipe for Coca-Cola is a secret but you can read the ingredients on the back of the bottle???

    • @BlackGothGirl1
      @BlackGothGirl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      But they don’t say how much of each ingredient

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They did what pink sauce didn't.

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OrangesRBerries it's a scam and not fda approved

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Legally they have to.

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13145

    I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

    • @zacharyprice7720
      @zacharyprice7720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      70s jello salad feels pretty dystopian

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Agreed, 'dystopian' was the first word that came to mind when I saw these cubes! What a bizarre product, like, what is their demographic?? Nursing homes? Hurricane victims? Space age cafeteria food? Honestly

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@AnnaM-sp2qd I'd guess picky eaters, limited diet options, maybe for when food is needed but can't be prepared easily...
      But then the execution and pricetag lost all of that

    • @endTHEhegemony_Today
      @endTHEhegemony_Today 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh no not jello salad

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hahahaha true that. The quirky square shape and how it rationed per food parts (one for broccoli, one for chicken, etc) made it felt like in one of those awful dystopian future where everyone either lived rich or lived poor

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8903

    These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @rerererereree
      @rerererereree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Call_Upon_YAH god is dead

    • @Aiion
      @Aiion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@Call_Upon_YAH lol what

    • @mysticmikan5619
      @mysticmikan5619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@Aiion Just some random preacher. Seen them on Kurtis' videos too. Best ignore them lol

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues- but they chose one of the worst possible textures

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +485

      The good news is you know what you’re getting and it’s the same every time. The bad news is it’s always bad. It’s like a monkey’s paw situation.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Little known fact when Kurtis said “squeet” he was referring to square eat, or squeet

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      HAHAHA, I have mild "sensory texture issues" with food and didn't think about this.
      To me, the squares seem like mushy unpredictable nightmares from a picky/sensitive eater perspective.
      Haven't tried em' tho so can't say for sure, but they sure don't look appealing.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      @@Ligmamonkeyas a person so nerfed I can’t handle the textures of a cooked bean, one of the best and most widespread human foods of all time, a grainy wet square is an actual nightmare and is in fact cruel and unusual. This is less food than soylent drinks and I mean that

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I get what you mean, cooked beans are some of the worst things texture wise IMO

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12997

    i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

    • @PunjabiGirl94
      @PunjabiGirl94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Lmfao. Brilliant!

    • @ddebnath11
      @ddebnath11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      omg that's the best comment ever!

    • @StraightEdgeZap
      @StraightEdgeZap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      hellosquare

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@PunjabiGirl94 No, not brilliant. I don't think drew's ever been sponsored by brilliant actually 🤔

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly! My first thought was trying to figure out if Squarespace had ventured into Hello Fresh's business model and whether it would cause problems for TH-camrs like Drew that work with both of them

  • @buggyboy4202
    @buggyboy4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40082

    I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

    • @bloop4820
      @bloop4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      And each time it gets worse

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      And his body

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Moon pod that is living rent free: 👀

    • @Go-D-Usopp7
      @Go-D-Usopp7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Pointless”

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He just like me fr

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5578

    My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

    • @mountainmamanirvana31
      @mountainmamanirvana31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Dog food treats have those grill marks too 😆

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Reminds me of the _ribwich._ Homer also loved the grill marks.

    • @carissalt10
      @carissalt10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bad day?

    • @SteveParty11
      @SteveParty11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should open a museum

    • @ixxxxxxx
      @ixxxxxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cardinalt what

  • @Burritopizzasauce7
    @Burritopizzasauce7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Maybe not that, it feels more like a Juicero type of thing. Smooth speakers who worship Steve Jobs overhyping their dumb product as a high growth tech company

  • @gracemceuen2058
    @gracemceuen2058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8022

    Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      I can't get over how adorable that was, they're so cute. 😭

    • @moon.2674
      @moon.2674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      relationship goals

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Can't wait to brohug my future spouse lol

    • @DialecticRed
      @DialecticRed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yess same 🥺

    • @sugarskulls2817
      @sugarskulls2817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      In general they're cute AF I love when she's in videos they're precious

  • @rubyzzz
    @rubyzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

    • @RobLives4Love
      @RobLives4Love 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i hope he doesn't stop though

    • @davidbronstein2040
      @davidbronstein2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It wasn't even 12 minutes because of the massive advertisement in the middle.

    • @buckethead60
      @buckethead60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@davidbronstein2040 He's mentioned how the advertisers like the videos being released at the end of the month, so he procrastinates and then speedruns a video to get it out on time.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@buckethead60i think it’s less that advertisers like for it to be released at the end of the month, and more that they want it released *before* the month is over, and he just ends up doing it last minute bc procrastination (relatable)

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought this felt short

  • @brokenmelodies723
    @brokenmelodies723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4465

    Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

    • @limolitz
      @limolitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ayasaka2158 Says the guy being mean in a TH-cam comment

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ayasaka2158 people in the TH-cam comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol

    • @General12th
      @General12th 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed TH-cam comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
      ...
      I've always wanted to say that! :D

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@limolitz what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@limolitz do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?

  • @RandomnesssE
    @RandomnesssE 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +389

    0:01 which doesn’t exist anymore.

    • @spaghettiisyummy.3623
      @spaghettiisyummy.3623 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The video is a year old.

    • @RandomnesssE
      @RandomnesssE 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spaghettiisyummy.3623I was just saying that google kills all of their services

    • @viapatel4961
      @viapatel4961 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Heh

    • @Literallythefusionvegito
      @Literallythefusionvegito 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@spaghettiisyummy.3623it's a joke

    • @nokkamutka3208
      @nokkamutka3208 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@spaghettiisyummy.3623based Google

  • @CharlieSimmer27
    @CharlieSimmer27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17013

    i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

    • @erinrosecrisman509
      @erinrosecrisman509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

      Evidently Amanda is his life. That’s rather sweet. ❤️

    • @jacob99503
      @jacob99503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      tbf amanda ate them very willingly

    • @ipsitaagarwal7485
      @ipsitaagarwal7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s so funny 😂

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@erinrosecrisman509 now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar ปีที่แล้ว +3457

    3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      Amazing pun, insightful commentary, educational content.
      8/13 comment

    • @alienfromlhs1140b
      @alienfromlhs1140b ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@salem-01id give it at least a 10/13

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@alienfromlhs1140b no no 8s the highest score, it goes up and down like a tent

    • @blookit4449
      @blookit4449 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I implore u to explain how it’s like a tent

    • @copperdragonofchaos1983
      @copperdragonofchaos1983 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@blookit4449 bc jason mandoza said so

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8450

    Nothing like good ol' Drew reminding me that it's the end of the month

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yuh

    • @mackzp
      @mackzp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Only way I can keep track of time

    • @kingpanguan
      @kingpanguan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Finally nnn is over

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And reminds me that I have to pay the bills or else i will get evicted

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingpanguan 😅

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money

  • @ogvztjch
    @ogvztjch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3134

    RIP blue gooden you will be missed

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I first discovered Drew Gooden with blue hair so he looks weird without it to me now lol

    • @stupidcunt758
      @stupidcunt758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fly high king 😔

    • @Defaultnoobisme
      @Defaultnoobisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip

    • @lilblackcat03
      @lilblackcat03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He really rocked that blue hair

    • @Mars-yx7lc
      @Mars-yx7lc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I miss it honestly

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    I love that they made square versions of nuts, as if a small pack of pistachios isn't convenient to eat anyway

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait no youre totally right lmao

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait you might be on to something

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      everything is better as squares.....i love squares the greatest shape.

    • @livyann2143
      @livyann2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They make precooked and seasoned grilled chicken strips that you buy frozen, for way cheaper than this. I literally microwave them and they ACTUALLY taste good and might be more convenient since to make the squares taste better you've gotta dirty a pan. they literally sell pouches of microwaveable rice, again for cheaper for a larger serving. Think they're like $1.50 now and it's easily the same as three squares. For the veggies, if you hate veggie texture- just heat up baby food and add some seasoning salt. If you like veggie texture, you can get 8oz-1lb of frozen veggies in a microwaveable streamable bag for $0.75-1.50. For fish, there's pouches of seasoned tuna/salmon that don't even need heating for around $1.50 also. As for nuts, as you said, they make 100cal pouches of nuts for cheaper than the squares. I keep some in my bag. If ya don't like the texture of nuts- nut butter exists! Basically you can make pretty easy and comparable meals with less cost and possibly less cooking/prep and more importantly- it's probably gonna taste better. Idk I get the square thing for those who have adversions to texture or the look of food, specifically for those with autism spectrum disorder. I have ASD (previously diagnosed as moderate functioning asbergers) and so I have issues with texture or look of food, for example cooked spinach, watermelon, tough cuts of beef, pork chops, yogurt drinks and more. My solutions? Eat raw spinach or have it blended into something else, watermelon popsicles (the real kind made of juice), ground beef, I avoid pork tbh, and I eat actual yogurt. If you're a desperate caregiver to an autistic dependent, squares might be a valuable tool. You could also make your own with molds and some simple ingredients like starches to bind things and stuff like gelatin to help hold the shape for cold items.

    • @cherriesburies
      @cherriesburies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ddjsoyenby theyre not really squares, they have RoUnDeD eDgEs!!!

  • @trinitybenecke1032
    @trinitybenecke1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    amanda’s reaction to the square sausage reminds me of when i was a kid and wouldn’t eat chicken parmesan unless my mom told me it was chicken pizza

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nostalgic memory : unlocked!

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      me not eating any meat unless i was told it was chicken

    • @puppiekit
      @puppiekit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat ong same this always worked on me. Liver, turkey necks, crawfish, you name it, they told me it was chicken. And i somehow fell for it every damn time. The only time it didn't work is when they told me fish was chicken... turns out fish makes me extremely sick

    • @hannahc5000
      @hannahc5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never ate tuna unless they called it chicken salad

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat loll

  • @kasparpoland9803
    @kasparpoland9803 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    google domains sponsoring this video and then immediately shutting down makes me think it's drew's fault.

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6307

    I love that Drew seemed ready to roast the food and the company and then Amanda was like oh I kinda like it and he completely changed his mind and agreed with her instead. We Stan a simp king.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      You agree with the Wife. I believe it's in 10 commandants.

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Roasting food your significant other love while eating it together is kinda rude tho

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Having different opinions is rude?? And cracking jokes on it (which she knows is his job..even if he likes it) is rude??? Damn people get softer and softer by the day

    • @boogeyperson316
      @boogeyperson316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Simp" and "King" are antonyms

    • @gingerale5756
      @gingerale5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@18aplateindoors are you joking..

  • @BlueKyuubi64
    @BlueKyuubi64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3526

    Telling his wife "good game" is the funniest thing ever to me for whatever reason

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      What I love even more is that she said it first!

    • @moldingpotatoes
      @moldingpotatoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Their married? Thought they were just dating

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@moldingpotatoes Lol

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, and the bro back slap 🤣 hysterical!

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It gave me “cool youth pastor” vibes

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16998

    i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10905

      thanks youtube -amanda

    • @PanPaws
      @PanPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Forst

    • @Aof104
      @Aof104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      TH-cam

    • @diegosandokan
      @diegosandokan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      shut up corporation

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

      youtube is a little stinker?!?!?! slay era 😍😍

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Amanda really is effortlessly funny. The cut to her grinning while holding up a comically large knife and fork was brilliant

  • @koebiemi2095
    @koebiemi2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3012

    Idk why but Amanda’s “they look like little rocks!” had me crying with laughter I love her

    • @mustachiomarshmallow
      @mustachiomarshmallow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Also the editing on that part makes it even better

    • @jess3452
      @jess3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      9:50 for yall who wanna see it again

    • @eidoln9206
      @eidoln9206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jess3452 you're a hero for posting the time of that iconic scene /g

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she's awesome.

  • @meganm4304
    @meganm4304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16854

    drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Ayo wha

    • @chy7
      @chy7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      honey that’s not feminine that’s pica

    • @parkerknight8738
      @parkerknight8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      @@chy7 I mean, pica is more common in females 😂

    • @giuliaadde
      @giuliaadde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      Abigail from Stardew Valley wrote this comment

    • @cloverlovania
      @cloverlovania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      honestly yeah. i always get the feminine urge to shovel rocks into my mouth, especially the colourful gemstones you get in shops

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    "My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit

  • @SilverWolf991
    @SilverWolf991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    it's like a sad beige advocate wanted to tackle the food market minimalist style.

  • @jollyranchrrrs9478
    @jollyranchrrrs9478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9396

    I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute

    • @unlitrash
      @unlitrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      dude yes i thought the same i was so mad when it ended 😭

    • @harucat543
      @harucat543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      same! like that was over SO quickly

    • @birdonline2751
      @birdonline2751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      The squares were small didnt take long enough to eat

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very much agreed.

    • @Earth2McKay
      @Earth2McKay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Video could have been 7 mins shorter. Didn't even really review them until 7 mins in. Should have only been a 5 min video.

  • @Xamag
    @Xamag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7274

    Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol

    • @dart354
      @dart354 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude

    • @beyondwilline3634
      @beyondwilline3634 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yellow sauce is nutss

    • @judfps
      @judfps ปีที่แล้ว +217

      i’ve never got food poisoning but my sister puked on me from food poising once. not a very useful statement but thought i would share

    • @dancheasal4298
      @dancheasal4298 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thanks for the info jud

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    i like that there is absolutely no selling points here. it's school food quality, but less healthy, 10x more expensive, and it tastes exactly as bad.

    • @stellarev
      @stellarev หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Making expensive food that’s more unhealthy than school food is wild

  • @ellie8161
    @ellie8161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    Debbi Clark's review at 2:13 is way more polite than it needed to be, and I honestly respect her for that

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      “Just my own opine of course!” we love a respectful Debbi 😂

    • @nicky7738
      @nicky7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      She wishes them good luck 🥹 What a precious soul

    • @BrotherlyBear
      @BrotherlyBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I trust her review more than Drew's tbh

    • @zeleniawolfe
      @zeleniawolfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's she?

    • @denn394
      @denn394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@zeleniawolfeDebbi Clark

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    amanda is like that cool older cousin you wanna spend time with so badly, every time i see her in a thumbnail i get so excited

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr, she's pretty much the only reason I watch Drew's channel.

    • @fresh.coffee
      @fresh.coffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GOD that is spot on

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like that Amanda includes Drew in her videos. He's a pretty funny guy!

  • @KenzLovesMovies
    @KenzLovesMovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    I love that we're all expecting these to be terrible just for Amanda to be into them

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't know her enough to judge if she really liked it or if she is just too nice.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      So glad she came back from Afghanistan for this vid

    • @jsteves666
      @jsteves666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SieMiezekatzeyou beat me to it xDD

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SieMiezekatze didn’t she fall down that well?

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheDavidish no that was Laura

  • @bertmobile
    @bertmobile ปีที่แล้ว +257

    oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day

  • @LOLcat3016
    @LOLcat3016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    Drew has gone from commentary channel to product reviewer

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

      ran out of stuff to comment on

    • @sinkingfrog368
      @sinkingfrog368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      ig a review is just commentary on a product

    • @joeyeardley4002
      @joeyeardley4002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I just like to see what the funny lil guy does next

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@drewisgooden drew please react to slugs

    • @weathermansam2
      @weathermansam2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dreaming of a day when the product review genre will be mine all mine

  • @hellformichelle
    @hellformichelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5649

    As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      @@bananawitchcraft I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean

    • @JungleLibrary
      @JungleLibrary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Vivian might be an evil genius

    • @Brekfastmachine
      @Brekfastmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      @@JungleLibrary It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.

  • @nintendawesome
    @nintendawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    I like to imagine that Drew exists in a world where everyone except his wife is Drew and that these are all different ppl unbeknownst to us

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I’m fascinated by your mind

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Making Drew also the only married man in existence

    • @martyclarkworship
      @martyclarkworship 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the drewniverse

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@threedragonstalk2123 maybe the Drew’s marry each other

    • @queertherapy4919
      @queertherapy4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@FreezingmoonDSBM there have been videos where he dates himself lmao

  • @drdandan6128
    @drdandan6128 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    mixed bean square looks like a brownie. Imagine biting into that because you think it's a brownie and getting a mouth full of beans.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I imagine you'd be pretty
      *Disap-pinto-ed*
      I'll see myself out

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "and it was BEANS!"

  • @Raequorum
    @Raequorum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Ah yes, my favorite thing to do at restaurants: ignore their food and eat the squares I brought with me instead.

    • @Sheristen
      @Sheristen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hahaha, right?

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That reminds me of sesame street

  • @shynye
    @shynye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    Drew and Amanda put their lives on the line for us on this channel 😂

  • @JayEyedWolf
    @JayEyedWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    "They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP

    • @JayEyedWolf
      @JayEyedWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@brianman1677 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JayEyedWolf Welcome! It's just what I do

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"

    • @charlierossington-smith2991
      @charlierossington-smith2991 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@daryissaplayz2312 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10

  • @mrspacy
    @mrspacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Amanda saying they look like rocks with such whimsy and excitement is not what I expected

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    “Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.

    • @kittencutie7074
      @kittencutie7074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pls tell me it's just mustard

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@kittencutie7074 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.

    • @maloryfunction2260
      @maloryfunction2260 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      ​@@runeanonymous9760 the customer service person said carrot, ginger, and lemon

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@maloryfunction2260 Carrot, ginger, and lemon are all good with salmon, so it’s not the weirdest thing out there.

    • @Nevernamed
      @Nevernamed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GogiRegion Culinary presentation guidelines would suggest that you dont slather your meat squares with something that looks like infected pus.

  • @TuriGamer
    @TuriGamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    She really went "we have good margins" which directly translates to "this is overpriced"

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I love how Amanda goes penguin brain and just goes "rocks"

    • @zoutewand
      @zoutewand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Square plate for square food..... circle plate for circle food

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, male penguins bring smooth pebbles to a female they love.
      I was going somewhere with that and my brain stopped working after that sentence

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nerdoftheatre yeah thats kinda what i was going for u get it

  • @CaptainJ62
    @CaptainJ62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I appreciate how Drew’s house must be a multiversal nexus or something considering how many different versions of him regularly just show up. Really nice of him to give them parts in his videos, too.

    • @hansenriquez1810
      @hansenriquez1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His house is a TVA nightmare.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      does employment law apply to [human] clones currently?

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is Danny another alternate dimension Drew Gooden?

    • @CaptainJ62
      @CaptainJ62 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deadflower019 Shhhhh…

  • @soggyshoes1088
    @soggyshoes1088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know whenever I watch this video a sense of sorrow and nostalgia comes my way, this video isn’t even that old but I remember coming home from school feeling like shit because of how much I would isolate myself from everyone ever and opening my phone to see that you had uploaded this video. I had been a fan of you along with Danny and Kurtis and your humor always stood out to me and the way you format this video and the way you deliver your words and jokes made this video so memorable to me. The jokes and your tone it just send me back to sitting on the floor with my dog running around the house and just feeling a little bit of warmth. I just want to say thank you Drew and I hope the best for you in life.

  • @minzy4611
    @minzy4611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.

    • @nowayitsjennie
      @nowayitsjennie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MmmmMmm Square

    • @Ohio7621
      @Ohio7621 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@daryissaplayz2312 yum minecraft food.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact that Amanda, the squares, Drew, and their house all look the same is really visually pleasing.

  • @jakepetty2204
    @jakepetty2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    this video was such chaos.. the ad read, the circle food, the "good game" after they ate food, the ending... incredible. loved it

  • @Em-kz4yv
    @Em-kz4yv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    I’ve basically just been watching this video on repeat. It’s so comforting. Like hanging out with your older brother and his cool girlfriend.

    • @Animerulespeople
      @Animerulespeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Get help it’s not that deep

    • @dbgrfdg
      @dbgrfdg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      at 8:35 you can see his mouse curser for a little moment. If you pause the video and hover your own mouse curser over his, you can pretend you both are holding hands :)

    • @sugarculted4155
      @sugarculted4155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@Animerulespeople you made the comment deeper than it was. get a life

    • @Animerulespeople
      @Animerulespeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sugarculted4155 nah thats you. I just found it weird to be replaying this video and thinking these two TH-camrs are your friends or family, so I left a simple comment. I didn't make it any "deeper" than the comment already was. "Get help" was a joke.

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@Animerulespeople that's unnecessarily mean. who cares if this person likes the video? it's almost as though drew made this video so people would enjoy it

  • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
    @JohnDoe-hj9fh ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Came back to this video 9 months later just to say they made chunks from starfield a real thing

    • @darksunrise957
      @darksunrise957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my first thought. Wild XD

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @AxoBlu26
    @AxoBlu26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Somehow I just realized that Drew Gooden is the only TH-camr I've watched consistently for multiple years; his humor never grows old

    • @LindseyLouWho
      @LindseyLouWho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile I am sitting here remembering RWJ and Equals 3. Memba that? So long ago..... most nowadays know him from My Favorite Martian.

    • @Sapphire-MW
      @Sapphire-MW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What do you mean, Drew Gooden is the only TH-camr that exists? After all, he did make the website!

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LindseyLouWho well I remember him for saying the n word while holding a lightsaber

    • @mosesagabon7152
      @mosesagabon7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him, Danny, Kurtis, H3, PhilDeFranco, are the five that i watch religiously.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drew Gooden is the only one that didn't become ideologically possessed like H3 or simply crazy like RWJ. Drew stayed true to his style.

  • @CaptainCaterpillars
    @CaptainCaterpillars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I just want to say, I’m genuinely happy you found someone like Amanda.

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Right?! So awesome that he found someone to be his partner while he eats square foods, turns lots of liquids into ice, buys every gimmicky product on social media... we love to see it.

    • @ke1vin
      @ke1vin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TBone4983the American dream

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i'm glad that she returned from fighting in afghanistan.

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@manboy4720 I'm assuming you didn't know, so just a heads up that Amanda politely requested we stop making the Afghanistan jokes

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@basm6445 She made a post on the subreddit.

  • @triple_L_Prod
    @triple_L_Prod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I love that Drew’s ads are funny and not agonizing to watch

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew's and Wulff Den's sponsor segments are the only ones I don't ever skip

    • @MsRainingDays
      @MsRainingDays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And take up half the video

    • @clover4958
      @clover4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no they arent.

    • @triple_L_Prod
      @triple_L_Prod ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Antigen__ Scott cramer’s are great too

  • @cleo5090
    @cleo5090 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i have watched this video more than 10 times. I thought it had been out for like 4 years. Nope. 1 year. I just love it and I love how positive amanda is

  • @NoahCraig
    @NoahCraig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Damn I hope you ain’t injured

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How was the hospital?

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You ok?

    • @alybot2.059
      @alybot2.059 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bella did you fall out a window loca?

  • @myusernamegoeshere90
    @myusernamegoeshere90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    I can’t believe you made me spend the whole video expecting a Hello Fresh sponsorship just to pull the rug under me like this, Drew

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean he does pull a reference to HelloFresh by mentioning food that you can order to cook at home, but i dont think he was allowed to say the name bc he's being sponsored

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He literally said in the beginning that it was sponsored by google domains lol

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@changednamelit nah don't think that's it because domains only sponsored a portion of the video, not the whole thing so they can't control what he says in the rest of the video

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was expecting either Hello Fresh or Square Space.

    • @PixelSheepYT
      @PixelSheepYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello fresh “ I’m I a joke to you”

  • @rwolfheart6580
    @rwolfheart6580 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.

    • @Sicario_Toast
      @Sicario_Toast 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was very cute

  • @notquitebeats
    @notquitebeats 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    "We ate squares" Has got to be the most hillariously blunt title

  • @NathanS__
    @NathanS__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Holy shit the ending busted my gut. Bro-hugging your wife, a news segment outro and then questioning it.
    Hilarious

  • @jigglycarollo805
    @jigglycarollo805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    12:29 I just love how without question, it was immediately "Good game." like they just battled eachother in this.

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    You walking in with the plates and Amanda being so excited is so cute honestly

  • @jeixs
    @jeixs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This feels like a depressing vision of what future food would be like the type you see in cyberpunk that seem sketchy

    • @odioalospoopers
      @odioalospoopers 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      starfield has this exact concept as their form of mass produced franchised fast food

  • @Jenner_IIC
    @Jenner_IIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.

    • @lini0024
      @lini0024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian

    • @Jhud69
      @Jhud69 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      There used to be a place with healthy instant ramen in Japan where you got to choose freeze dried toppings that were all cubes which reminds me of that. You got to choose your noodles, soup base and vegetable cubes and then take your custom ramen cups home. Genuinely cool.

    • @133thefallen
      @133thefallen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only square food I’ll eat is a Wendy’s burger.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lini0024 "done up for no reason" as if incredible, well-trained professional chefs aren't making food for the love of it 💀
      It does seem silly at a glance, but chefs in fancy restaurants get paid well for a reason. Also, the tiny food is often served as part of multiple courses, not just the one. So not only are you going to be full by the end of your 13 different tiny dishes, but you get to view the food as art, too. It's basically dinner and a show, mixed with amazing cooking and the potential to try something new.
      Not trying to seem too worked up about it, but then again I can't really help it because I'm really passionate about cooking and art lol. I really respect the culinary world and the years of mastery that goes into it.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nomoretwitterhandles as do i but it just doesnt seem worth it whatsoever to me

  • @albahowles2335
    @albahowles2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I NEVER watch sponsored bits of videos but he just makes it so funny I can't skip. I'm even considering having a domain for absolutely nothing

  • @jasonmegill6435
    @jasonmegill6435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    To be honest, I love that Drew and Danny are finally doing drastically different things with their hair so people don't say that they are the same person

    • @tellmewill
      @tellmewill ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Even moreso now that Drew has gone blonde. The jokes were getting old

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tellmewill The jokes were old post-tour. It was funny in the beginning, but like most memes, the laughs can only go so far. Every time they post a new video and someone calls them by the wrong name, I just roll my eyes. I can't help but think "is that really so important in comparison to the video? is this really all you can say?". The unoriginality reminds me of that dark period of youtube comment sections from 2018-2021 where every fucking comment on every fucking video was just a quote from the video. Also Drew's blond hair looks fucking amazing with his glasses I'm not gonna lie lmao

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ro7kh7rd1o Yes of course! Basically there has been a long-standing "joke" within Drew Gooden's and Danny Gonzalez's combined community (they are good friends); the joke itself being that they are the same person. Both Drew and Danny are ex-viners, they have brown hair and blue eyes, they have hot blonde wives, and they both do commentary videos. A few years ago it was actually such a popular joke that Drew and Danny went on a comedy tour together, called the "We Are Two Different People Tour" (and they travelled with another mutual friend of theirs, Kurtis Conner). They even collaborated to make a song in order to promote the tour!
      That being said, while that was funny years ago, it's not relevant these days and it's kind of a worn-out joke. And, like you said, new viewers have a harder time picking up on the joke. It's very dated and old by this point, so it really does take a lot of digging to understand it. I don't blame you for not knowing.
      If you want to learn more about Danny and Kurtis, I recommend you check out Drew's collaboration videos where he is with Danny and Kurtis. Some of them are even from when all three of them were on tour, so you can kind of begin to understand where this all comes from.
      Sorry for the long comment but I hope that explains it well enough! Good luck to you, I hope you enjoy more of their videos. :)

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-ro7kh7rd1oThere's another creator Drew collabs with called Danny Gonzalez who makes similarly styled videos that people kept joking were the same person that Drew and Danny played along for a bit. Basically the other commentors are saying the joke's worn thin

    • @super_alpha_jess
      @super_alpha_jess ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-ro7kh7rd1oanother creator called danny gonzalez was commonly "confused" with drew because of their similiar appereance so they made a song together about it and went on tour with eachother and kurtis conner.

  • @cookierat
    @cookierat ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:57 hospital food is FIRE ive NEVER been to a hospital that had bad food (I’ve only been at like 1) but children’s hospitals got the best food

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Three square meals a day now has a new meaning

    • @simoneseely8387
      @simoneseely8387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

    • @aceofspades5109
      @aceofspades5109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Badum tsssss 🥁

    • @jdms65
      @jdms65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m starting to think this was the inspiration for the entire company

    • @user-me3ge8de4o
      @user-me3ge8de4o 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pronounced the same as Quibi

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@tjenadonn6158and probably just as successful!

  • @tommis95
    @tommis95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    The size of that fork had me chuckling for longer than anyone would expect

    • @EmiliaLanders
      @EmiliaLanders ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3 hours?

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@EmiliaLandershe’s still laughing. Pray for him

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      once i laughed for 30 minutes straight and i do mean that fully i had NO breaks and by the end i was fainting and was suffocating because i was laughing so hard. it was because of the cop falling down slide video. i couldn't stop laughing i almost actually died

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This company was just ahead of its time. They walked so Chunks could run

  • @slenderguy2342
    @slenderguy2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    It’s like those sci-fi movies when they have to eat from a cafeteria in a space station and they have to eat gross cubed, versions of normal foods.

    • @CherryCruller96
      @CherryCruller96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or soylent green. Turns out it’s people.

  • @BradGreer
    @BradGreer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The ending bit pretending this was a local news fluff piece was funny, but I've honestly been pretty impressed with Drew's journalistic integrity for a while now. So many of these junk products are propped up by paid/gifted reviews, so there's a legitimate public service aspect to honest evaluations. Thanks Drew!

  • @KobiJaro
    @KobiJaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    9:20 Amanda planned her outfit to match the squares

  • @DrGooseDuckman
    @DrGooseDuckman ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:04- homegirl straight sawing on that sqnugget

    • @ljsing-n6y
      @ljsing-n6y ปีที่แล้ว +12

      squgget

    • @your1andonlyvalentine
      @your1andonlyvalentine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for this comment, Dr.gooseduckman.

    • @DrGooseDuckman
      @DrGooseDuckman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ljsing-n6y TRUE

    • @DrGooseDuckman
      @DrGooseDuckman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@your1andonlyvalentine yw, Y1aOV

  • @josheaster1547
    @josheaster1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Drew and Amanda are both so sweet. I hope they grow old together.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Well they certainly ain’t going to grow younger together so that about narrows it down

    • @imafreakize
      @imafreakize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@GeddyRC I hope they rapidly age 60 years together

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      that's the plan!

    • @maush.
      @maush. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I hope time still works for them!

    • @lerikhkl
      @lerikhkl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean they are sort of contractually obliged to stay together.

  • @sixtytwo.
    @sixtytwo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Amanda is such a natural comedic talent.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She DID start out as a viner

  • @averagejoe77_
    @averagejoe77_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Drew: My life is in your hands Vivian.
    *five seconds later*
    Drew: gives squares to Amanda.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This feels like a 70s dystopian movie meal supplement or some wall-e shit.

  • @Dragondude2525
    @Dragondude2525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    It’s giving Jamie Oliver showing kids how chicken nuggets are made and they say ew gross but when they see the nuggets at the end they’re like mmmmm yum. It’s very that energy.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To be fair... I watched one of my ex coworkers MAKE chicken nuggets once, and it is truly disgusting....
      But she was AMAZING at making nuggies. I'd pay good money for her nuggies... Actually, just before I left, she made me a whole 5 pc app, and... I cherish the memory of eating it. The spices were so on point... But watching the process was hard.

    • @Vextonomy
      @Vextonomy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      square

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean yeah, Jamie Oliver has been criticised for this bit for years. If you think about it, he's basically complaining about using every part of the animal and making actually tasty food out of it.
      Folding ideas has a great video about his crusade against "yucky food".

  • @strawberysprite
    @strawberysprite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    as someone who has refused to eat wendy's burgers for my entire life because of them being square, i have just met my worst nightmare

    • @daisypaxton-white8676
      @daisypaxton-white8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      sorry what wendy's burgers are square wtf

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daisypaxton-white8676I thought it was Krystal’s?

    • @quantumhex2704
      @quantumhex2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wendy's baconator is a damn good burger for being fast food. They also have good salads, I got the Caesar many times when my wife was in the hospital with the baby. Don't let the shape of the burger put you off.

    • @vaeirian
      @vaeirian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🟥🟦🟧🟨🟩🟪🟫▪️▫️◻️◼️◽◾⏹️🔲🔳⬛⬜

    • @joycewible8816
      @joycewible8816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your pfp is so pretty!

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Every time Amanda is in a video you know it’s going to be a banger

  • @carolineyippie
    @carolineyippie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    i’ve been in a cycle of watching only a few videos over and over every day and this is one of them I love it! I agree with amanda I love the squares they’re so cute!

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      glad to know i'm not the only one going through those cycles every once in a while 😅

    • @carolineyippie
      @carolineyippie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@horizonhunterTraf hahahaa glad to know you exist too

  • @ThatsLoyyfe
    @ThatsLoyyfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    Drew is the only content creator that makes sponsorship breaks watchable and enjoyable. Literally I never skip them, but I do for every other creator.

    • @ceirho4741
      @ceirho4741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Mr beast

    • @ThatsLoyyfe
      @ThatsLoyyfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ceirho4741 i dont watch mr beast.

    • @ad1tyagandhi
      @ad1tyagandhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pyrocinical?

    • @ryantheron5297
      @ryantheron5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Internet Comment Etiquette

    • @hafsa.90
      @hafsa.90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @klimp856
    @klimp856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I love how the customer service helper called it the "secret" sauce and then proceeded to say what was in the sauce

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you don't have food allergies you are supposed to blind yourself so you can't see that, if you do have food allergies you can read it though

  • @callerunknown
    @callerunknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Tysm for the captions!! It's always really nice when TH-camrs take the time to put good captions on their videos

    • @bubblegumplastic
      @bubblegumplastic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, he does an amazing job on those:)

  • @hannsvii
    @hannsvii ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The irony of this being recommended to me only a week or so after Starfeild gets released

  • @hayleecouts792
    @hayleecouts792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Drew’s the only TH-camr that I don’t skip the sponsers of because he even makes that entertaining

    • @henrycook1474
      @henrycook1474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @rafaelmoreno6331
      @rafaelmoreno6331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will you still watch its sponsors when one of them is established titles

    • @gorgeluis
      @gorgeluis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Nordveepeen ads from Internet Historian are legendary too

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People say this exact same thing on so many TH-camrs videos. All the damn time. They say it on every one of Jaime French's videos. And I believe them because she's very funny and creative. But I still skip them.

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Internet Historian is equally entertaining and original in his ad spots.

  • @AwildTheoAppears
    @AwildTheoAppears 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love that Amanda’s husband finally got out that well and is being included on the channel again

  • @vixy2321
    @vixy2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    9:05
    I love drew and amandas relationship so much! They are so perfect omg 😭