I had a female teammate. I think I was the only player in the locker room not spreading rumors about who slept with her, and the only one who talked to her like a human being.
i was on a team with 3 girls - all of whom were really damn good at hockey. this was in Bantams. in their case, they actually joined our team because they actively didn't want to be on a girls team because of a) the drama involved, and b) there were actually special rules involved there - they could play one set down(IE a team of peewee-aged girls against a team of squirt aged guys) and you could not check them(and they knew it, and would often dive to get you a penalty). these three didn't like the special treatment, so they joined a team that was not comprised entirely of girls. they did have separate shower areas, but past that, they would just step into the bathroom to change, then would come back into the locker room to finish gearing up. wasn't particularily awkward. for the most part, it seemed like they were just another member of the team. a couple of the guys learned the hard way they didn't want to be catered too simply because they were girls.
That was way longer than 40 seconds I thought when I got towards the end of the video. This was my first one and lots of fun. Good stuff. Looking forward to more quality content.
I've played coed league for years and changed in the team locker room. This video is hilariously accurate, but I still refuse to change in the janitors closet.
One year I played mixed league soccer. The first game all the guys were trying to not make contact with the girls so they wouldn’t get hurt meanwhile my buddy gets slide tackled by a she bull and breaks his ankle. You can’t win lol.
It's not like that on my team? I'm 14, and I'm sitting in there lockeroom (I'm a goalie), and I play u15, u17 and u20, and there like my brothers.. So it's not like that on every team😂. Lovely video!!😂
Honestly never had any problems with this. My team has maybe 4 or 5 girls, but even when I’m alone (for whatever reasons) with the men they’re super chill about it. We’re just teammates with different locker rooms, on the ice I’m treated the same as everyone (Well, except I can barely skate and get chirped every now and then lol)
How to pick up a female teammate. Become her friend so she won’t get mad at you when you rob every single one of her shots. And then you get her number. Always remember to be a nice person. After you do this she will want it call you over and over again everyday. Trust me I know. I am in this situation myself. Never ask her on a date let her ask you.
“I actually have 10 boyfriends”
“Me too” I’m dead 😂😂
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Eric Stringer well played
I’m a female ice hockey goalie on a team full of high school aged boys and the beginning is one of the most accurate things I’ve ever heard
Reilly Smithfan18 me too omg
I had a female teammate. I think I was the only player in the locker room not spreading rumors about who slept with her, and the only one who talked to her like a human being.
I just (and still get) bullied…
Reilly Smithfan18 SAME
Me too! Except I’m with adult men. So far they’re nice to me but they’re uncomfortable with me being in the same locker room as them.
i was on a team with 3 girls - all of whom were really damn good at hockey. this was in Bantams. in their case, they actually joined our team because they actively didn't want to be on a girls team because of a) the drama involved, and b) there were actually special rules involved there - they could play one set down(IE a team of peewee-aged girls against a team of squirt aged guys) and you could not check them(and they knew it, and would often dive to get you a penalty). these three didn't like the special treatment, so they joined a team that was not comprised entirely of girls. they did have separate shower areas, but past that, they would just step into the bathroom to change, then would come back into the locker room to finish gearing up. wasn't particularily awkward. for the most part, it seemed like they were just another member of the team. a couple of the guys learned the hard way they didn't want to be catered too simply because they were girls.
This was great. As a girl who plays hockey on an all guys team I find this hilarious. And pretty accurate.
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296 likes 0 dislikes. Absolute quality content
you HAD to post this. Now there's a single dislike :(
Aaand there's dislikes...😔
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Nate Tegmeyer im dead omfg
“Hopefully shower with” 😂😂😂 that was funny
"and doesn't pack fat lips" lmaoo the highschool days
If I am correct in hockey terms that means chewing tobacco?
did you scream: YAAAA I'M IMMORTAL???? that's what I heard... lol
I heard that too.
That's a pretty standard goalie cry.
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Best goalie smarts episode by far....keep it up
That was way longer than 40 seconds I thought when I got towards the end of the video. This was my first one and lots of fun. Good stuff. Looking forward to more quality content.
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This was one of the funniest videos ive watched in a long time..just couldnt stop laughing!
I actually have like 10 boyfriends
Me too
*dead*
I've played coed league for years and changed in the team locker room. This video is hilariously accurate, but I still refuse to change in the janitors closet.
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You nailed this! 100% accurate and hilarious
Lmao the girl on the team is in our locker room and it's no different lmao
One year I played mixed league soccer. The first game all the guys were trying to not make contact with the girls so they wouldn’t get hurt meanwhile my buddy gets slide tackled by a she bull and breaks his ankle. You can’t win lol.
6:50 killed me 🤣🤣🤣
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Lmao...
Her: I actually have ten boyfriends.
Him: me too, [cowards and runs].
"Umm I actually have, like, 10 boyfriends." "me too" BEST PART OF THE VIDEO!!!!
I want to see you play in game lol
Absolute gold. I’m a goalie, and I’m sure I will find this helpful sometime😂
Wow, this is the greatest! Love the lowkey humour hahaha
I’m freaking wheezing this is so funny
Thank you for one of the funniest videos I have ever had the pleasure of watching! This could be its own TV show
4:32 !!! AHHHH I am Immortal!! that was amazing!
there's tons of hockey videos on YT... But this one is the very best 👍
I’m not even a goalie and I still find these amusing!
LMFAO subbed... 'sorry, my phone catches on fire'. It's your job to believe it, and continue on.
Most Girls i know who play Hockey are 90% men lol
IKineTic GT true
this
Not me though.
This shit is fucking golden
Real talk I knocked her up. 😂
And she was my backup goalie. 5 hole!!!!!!!
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This was brilliant. Well done. Subbed.
I’ve only had a girl on my team once on a summer hockey team and didn’t know her at all but I had a huge crush of her
This is actually hilarious 😂
“You could become a Mormon and marry all of them”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This would of been helpful a few months ago........
ReneGoalie lmaoo
Same bro same😭😭😂
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"And hopefully shower with" im dead
Awesome ! I love these hockey Videos. Keep them coming.
This was actually hilarious! Subscribed
lol there is a girl on my team everyone acts the same she doesn’t care 😂
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By far the best video you’ve made
I’m a swimmer and this is so funny because we train with both genders and everyone is friends so everyone gets along
I’ve never played hockey but this shit’s fucking funny
Im not a goalie, im a winger but still, this information is still helpful
5:59 NO!!!!!
“Women weaken Legs” Fits better
Just found this channel. So glad I did. :)
That was some of the funniest shit I’ve seen on TH-cam.
Excellent Video, Keep up the good work!
U can get her number by asking it from her ”for the teams group chat”😂😂
It's not like that on my team? I'm 14, and I'm sitting in there lockeroom (I'm a goalie), and I play u15, u17 and u20, and there like my brothers.. So it's not like that on every team😂. Lovely video!!😂
“Lucy Snorbush! YOU KNOW HER TOO??? You didn’t go to high school in N.Bergn NJ! LIKE A DR.!
The best video I have ever seen
Is this rink in Lawrence mass?
best episode so far!^^
I’ve never played hockey or had a girlfriend. ... *all around of me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces*
Funny video though
"Oh yeah... those are skates" XD
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Was this filmed at the Lawrence valley forum?
I don’t even play hockey but this is golden
Is this rink in Massachusetts? I feel like I’ve played here
Loved it😍😂😂
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Best episode yet
D E N Y every opportunity!!😠😂
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Video ends at 0:15
"CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER" actually I have like ten boyfriends "YEAH ME TOO"
Now this is funny great video
spot on guide chief
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rhoer This is called “how to goalie”, it’s not for you and you’re relationship problems
Connor Donnelly hahaha
Great video!
I dated a guy who played in a beer league. They had one girl on the team. She showered with them. I still can't believe they allowed that.
Why you gotta expose us like that bro 😂
I treat my teammates like teammates regardless of their gender.
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Yo is that Lowell😂😂
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Honestly never had any problems with this. My team has maybe 4 or 5 girls, but even when I’m alone (for whatever reasons) with the men they’re super chill about it. We’re just teammates with different locker rooms, on the ice I’m treated the same as everyone (Well, except I can barely skate and get chirped every now and then lol)
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How to pick up a female teammate. Become her friend so she won’t get mad at you when you rob every single one of her shots. And then you get her number. Always remember to be a nice person. After you do this she will want it call you over and over again everyday. Trust me I know. I am in this situation myself. Never ask her on a date let her ask you.
Chaos. For everyone involved.
Its funny I should send this to my team
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Do you also celebrate Windmill Wednesday. At hockey camp every Wednesday all glove saves we windmill. How about how to deal with showboat fails
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Oh dang I am the girl on the team
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Guillaume shave cleaned for that one... just sayin'.
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