If my 2-year-old managed my 4-year-old's rap career
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มิ.ย. 2019
- I agreed to record my 4-year-old's song because her 2-year-old manager promised it wouldn't be offensive. They lied to me. This is what would probably happen if my 2-year-old managed my 4-year-old's imaginary rap career.
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My name's La Guardia Cross. I make music, art, film, and I co-created 2 baby girls with my wife, Leah.
New Father Chronicles began in November of 2014 when my daughter Amalah was 1-week-old. I had no idea what I was doing, so I decided to chronicle my journey on TH-cam and make fun of myself along the way. Our 2nd daughter, Nayely, was born in April of 2017.
My channel is filled with the silly adventures I have with my girls, infant and toddler interviews, my interpretations of their babble, silly skits, and the things I've learned or unlearned as a parent. Sometimes Leah and I mix it up a bit and share some pretty personal moments as well. Why? Well, we're far from perfect and we've learned a lot from our mistakes. - ตลก
"And she has a line about not liking when it's dark outside, which is obviously racist."
*"Dafuq?"* 😂
If you wanna be about that anti sleep, we'll drop the beat, 02:44 - YEET
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
A B Hey, anything can be racist if we want it to be😂✌🏾!!!!
I find chocolate RACIST🤨!!!
DARK CHOCOLATE REALLY PISSES ME OFF😡🤬!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌🏾
A B 😂😂😂
"The black rack CEO"
Sounds like my dream job 😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂 Im telling ya
She said that from the chest. Nayely BRC
PLEASE follow your dreams, PLLLLEASE x'D
I love it when he is “talking on the phone” with nayeli and she just goes “the f****?”
😂😂😂
LOL 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes 😂 😆 😝 lol I was like oh no what the heck!
Her anti speech is🙃
Black Rack CEO don't give a frog's truck lol
😭😅
🤣
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
😂😂🤣 that was perfect, lol!!
When she said "I don't like darks. I don't like things" I FELT THAT.
😂😭😂
I'M DEAD!
? Can someone explain the joke
Same Oof
Tylah Souffrant “darks” is a cute way a kid might say nighttime. And it’s a general grumpy attitude to not like “things”.... it’s mostly funny because she’s 5. I also don’t like things.
Nayeley is the perfect manager because she is no nonsense 😂 plus her negotiating skills are on point 😂
😃😃😃😃😃
Lmbo 🤣🤣 Black rack ceo .. lol
SuthernGyrl99 pieSSS!!! 😂😂🤣🤣
@@heyshaniqua8595 😂😂
😄😄😄 she say, 'ha-low'!
“DAFAUQ” lol I almost fell off my bed
I love nayely’s sassyness and amalah’s. Kindness and talent lol 😂🤣 💖💕💞
im soo dead
Girrlll !!! Same 🤣🤣 I literally had to put my foot down to stop the fall. I was real life crying 😭🤣🤣
Uhhhmmm . . Dad has bars!!! PURE GENIUS, as usual!!! I literally laughed my coffee out onto my chest at "Black Rack CEO"!! I can't even comprehend the dislikes on this video! Haters are so useless and played out!
Indeed 💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
Nah bro, those people are just so sleep deprived they missed the like button 😴
I’ve BEEN saying this... the whole fam is genius!!!!
Lmao Ikr he's so funny! People literally lack brain cells when disliking at this point...
They are disliking that he has not made it a full song.
"She struggles with 'truck' and 'frog'." Uh...okayyy. 😆
Right! She said what she meant to say - we all heard it! It rhymes with duck and truck though! 😉🤣
1stAmbientGrl exactly!! 😂😂😂
Lol exactly!!! #SheSaidWhatSheSaid 😂
I thought the same thing.. she juss too spicy Mr La Guardia sir, just admit it dwl😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
That’s gonna be my excuse next time... I’m sorry, I struggle with truck and frog 🐸 !!! 🤣🤣🤣
THAT ENDING THOUGH.... IM DYING! “WaHt ThE TrUCk?!” 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
sounded clear to me!
she said hello? oh so nobody gonna answer? OK
MY SEEDS ARE A PAIR OF THIEVES
LMAO. You deserve EVERYTHING!
Yesssss 💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
"I'm sleep deprived but sleep determined". I felt that in my soul. This was hysterical. Bless you and your family for the laughs!
"Ghetto Saint"
"Mail my motto - bye bye me!"
"Black rack CEO"
Nayely has merch material.
@@lotus3161 right, I am the one, so true babygirl!
@H S during the video where Nayely is reading a book, she calls a cartoon character Ghetto Saint lol
@H S When she was a lil bit younger they did a video where she had to read a book, but she does not know how to read
Valentine’s Day - “If you’re dumb, you’re dead to me.” I’m so glad there’s merch for that
That “ DAFAUQQ” had me weakkkk 😂😭
Right😫😂😂😂😂
Yea lol😂😂😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The response, tho!! *She struggles with Truck and Frog* (Fr-uck or Fwuck)
Bwaaahahahahahahhaa! I'm crying over here!
lilonenatnat_27 😂
This is every parent's nightmare during quarantine lol No sleep...no naps.....no anti- sleep hate speech will be tolerated!! Lol
My twin toddlers aren't even protesting sleep, but rioting against the couch cushions while laughing at our plight 🤣.
2:40 *HE LEGIT SOUNDS BETTER THAN MOST RAPPERS THESE DAYS LOL!*
Anti sleep hate speech that offends struggling parents everywhere🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
😂😅🤣🤗🥰
😂😂😂
😂😂
U heard it right
That's the line that got me good!🤣🤣🤣
"call me the black rack CEO"
Knockemz 1 and a star was born
@Hala Othman lol
@Hala Othman you good bro
I literally woke up this morning talking about, “I don’t like naps, I don’t like dreams, I don’t like darks, and I don’t like things!”🤣🤣🤣 The way Amalah is standing there in the beginning with the headphones is the cutest thing! She’s so freakin adorable! Honestly, I feel like I need the Black Rack CEO to manage my singing career because her negotiation skills are top notch! Easily one of my favorite videos!!
This came up in my recommendations for no reason at all and I love it. As a father of two daughters who are now in their mid thirties nothing gives me a good feeling more than a father interacting with his children. Everything about it is wonderful, thank you so much for making me smile on a bad day.
I see Nayely still has a potty mouth 😂😂😭
It's gotten worse since she's given up the bottle, lol
Lol milk
#diaperaccessory
I am telling you...Nayely doesn't give a duck about nothin..OK? 😂😂😂😂
Not ONE THANG!! Lol
😂😂
*Truck
Period!
Nothing at all
When she heavy metal yelled "love", I felt so much love for her. I had a "yaaaasss queen" moment! 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
The way she says "perfect" entails of a great media manager in the making. She will settle for nothing less.
Amalah is coming for cardi b and nicki manajs careers today 😂
I second this🤣🤣.
Yessss
Yasss!
Let’s go Amalah 🙌🏿
Jen S 1000% 😂😂
Beyoncé who ? Rihanna who ? Ariana who now ? I only know Amalah ... if y’all don’t get this girl a record deal 😂
Lol
Blue Zebra_101 ~ 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Blue Zebra_101 lol 😂
I don't know...her manager is a little intimidating. She don't give no "trucks about frogs" 😂🤣
She really will be a great perfromer
All of my children struggled with “truck” and “frog” too. They also struggled with “sit”.
My kid with the train named "PERCY" from Thomas the train.
Yeah! That!
😂😂😂😂
@MJ Bridges
😂😂😂
I don't even have kids, and I can't stop watching your videos haha.
Hold up!?!? Nayely said da f***? She ain't playing lol
Sound like she said it to me too! 😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cynthiacummings0917 I clutched my invisible pearl necklace when she said that lmao!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
I can't believe how clearly Nayely said the "Black rack CEO"😂😂😂 Nayely is something else!😂
Nielle Price 😂
YYYAAAASSSSSS!!!! Young queen said that diamond- glass- crystal- clear and snatched my lace, my edges and my soul when it came thru so clear.
#OutOfTheMouthesOfBabes!
when
@@butterflykisses1984 Lmbo😂😂😂
@@misscheesy9192 1:49
"Anti-sleep speech!" 😂😂😂
“ I can’t make out your name on this card “ 😂 this family is so creative 😂
That song daddy rapped was low key FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
Right 🔥
Fr
Weren't even low key!! He needs to be making an album, heard some other stuff by him and it's bomb!!
@@1NV4S10N LaGuardia got lyrical skills. He used to open shows for KRS-ONE. He's very talented 😊
@@salsasoul4112 Oh WOW!
*La Guardia wit da rap!!!! Get it brother!!!!*🎤🎶🎶🎵🎵
it was str8 fire!
Bars
Yes!!! He really should’ve kept flowing 😂😂😂
Loved it! Raw talent!!
YES! When that baseline dropped!
We need a 'I'm sleep deprived but sleep determined' eye mask lol
Daughter: I just singdid
Father: You were suppossed to Singdidid
I lost it.. Lol (Father looks like schoolboyQ though)
A lil bit
Sounds like him too.
May be Singdidi should be her new name🤔😂
The Black Rack CEO ✊🏾😭😭😭
She is about her people and her money.
I know i felt it
rack must mean something different in usa..in uk this aint funny..
"Black Rack CEO" needs to be on a shirt😂. I clicked so fast when I got the notification, I'm here for it!!
Edit: thanks for the likes, you guys are awesome💛
I was about to say that 😂
I know huh? Great idea!!
Exactly
Agreed!
Hurry up and get those shirts made
"I don't like things"
Black Rack CEO. I'm just dying
“I don’t like darks, I don’t like things... heeeey!”
Dad: “You were supposed to singdedid...” 🤣🤣
You better put some respect on Nayely's name...she is the original Black Rack CEO!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amalah got a FLOW first being a construction worker now a rapper! she can honestly have any career she wants she literally said " I just wanna do anything I wanna do" 😂😂😂😂
Who else is watching this in 2020 at 1am eating ice cream?
Watching at 10:20pm eating cereal.
12:29am and I just had a poptart lmaooooooo
2020 4am at work!!! This seals my 12 hrs!!! LOL😂😂😂😂thus family tho!! smh...the best!!!
When she started screaming "loooove" and the heavy metal background music started i nearly died lmao 😂😂😂
*When she started screaming "LOOVVEEE" I fell off my bed dying of laughter* 😂😂
SAME-
I was in bed I couldnt be too loud or I'd wake my family up but I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😆🤣😂 Kids are just hilarious.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️
OOOOMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS I WAS CRYING SO HARD
I SCREAMED with laughter. Oh man that was funny
We need a “i don’t like things” shirt 😂😂
Please Mr. Cross, I will buy the shirt!
Ngl, i need that in my life
MADDOH Thanks for the F-Bomb weirdo
Lol
Of course! That's a good idea
Why did she look like such a true diva with her arms folded saying what she wanted to rap.
Great way to incorporate your daughters into your passion. Love this bro
Okay can we just acknowledge dad's bars come thru first the father's day bars now this here for it feeling it love it.
Billie Taylor TRUUUUUE
🤗 if you like that🤗...you will Love!🤗 ...his old.. rap video🤗
On You Tube....Titled:
" NEW FATHER SONG-A CAPPELLA BEATBOX" 😍
🤗👏👏👏👍🏿👍🏿🤗 Check it out Folks🤗✌
"my pair of seeds are a pair of thieves,
They still sleep and stare at me"
🔥🔥 BARS!! 😂😂
Right
🔥🔥🔥🔥😏
I don’t want to be that guy but...isn’t it steal?
total bars😂😂
💯
I’m back again, this my jam!
I also need a ful version of Parents need sleep 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nayely saying, "Hello?!!" And "piesss" 😂😂😂 too cute!
When she said hello, I LAUGHED SO HARD!! 😂😂😂
Toy Dubz lol I did too
Yooooooo she was so so so serious BLACK RACK CEO YOU COULD SEE THE SPIT FLY OUT HER MOUTH 😂🤣😭😭🤫😂 SHE MEAN BUSINESS
She was big big Billy baby slobber all over the place
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol!
You know she has a "fall out" gif?
1:40 my face when I sing lol
1:37 can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Amalah: I just want to do anything I want to do.
Me: ME TOO! Someone finally understands me!💜
Put it on t-shirt! 👍
Right!!
LaGuardia SNAPPED on the track tho. I know we here focusing on the kids, but y'all gon let that slide?? #Bars
Nope, it was dope!@
I was feeling it! And I don’t even have kids
i know ryt
I know! This should seriously be a track on iTunes. Parents will relate
That was actually some sick rapping
Rapping toddler: I hate when it’s dark outside
La Guardia: she said a line that was about not liking when it’s dark outside which is obviously racist
Toddler: da f**k
I died!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She said “I don’t like darks”
Those bars he spit were the truth😂😂😂😂
Nayely has turned the studio into a toddler death row records. And Amalah is just like whatever yall im just going to sing exactly what i want. I love it and am here for it .😍🤣
She struggles with truck and frog.
Bless your heart, you just keep believing that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 I needed this today
"Sleep is all we have!" Love that line!
“Sleep is all we have..” 🗣🗣😭👏🏾 I HOLLERED #preach
I screamed out loud too! 😝🤣😭😩😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
You are immensely talented La Guardia. Your comedic skills are only matched by your editing skills.
All the dislikes are parents that haven't gotten sleep and they don't approve of Amalah's first rap.
It’s how she said “ I don’t like things” that did it for me lol 😂 so calm and pure lol 😆
Sleep: *exists*
Nayeli and Amalah: *imma bout to end this mans whole career*
CAN I GET A FULL VERSION OF THAT
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
it was fire
We need more!!! 🔥🔥🔥
So hilarious how he speaks to his girl-he’s so serious with them!,
🤣🤣🤣and they're still unfazed 😭😭😭😩
I am having a really difficult night and even though I have seen this video a thousand times, it brought me a desperately needed smile tonight. Thank you, Cross crew! You blessed online auntie’s soul tonight ♥️
Can we get that nap rap on iTunes? “All I want is sleep”
right! thats what im sayin!
4 real let me bump that while I'm taking these kids to school!
Gacha K Plays we need a remix with Amalah’s verse too !
Right! That was too good 😹😹
I was jammin to that joint 😅
I was going to sleep but here I am instead
You chose wisely.
“Sleep is all we have” 💜
Sis snapped. She went all the way off.
Nicki and cardi B: *exists*
Amalah: *I'm about to end these people's whole career*
If yall dont get that baby her PIES!!!!!🤣😂🥧...I mean her piESSS!!!!🥧🥧🥧🤣
I am on the ground crying. This is the cutest thing I have watched on TH-cam. 👍🏽
LaGuardia, I hope you know everybody be tuning in to see you!!! You are hilarious!
"Sleep is all we have." 🤣🤣
Said this before, and I will say it again. You, sir, are a GENIUS!
He really IS, and I am SO GLAD he is finding a way to make those kids work for him. Do you know how many times, decades ago, I thought about my child, "You got all that mouth, all those (quasi-) words, all that opinion, you NEED to get a JOB." LOL.
I agree...
Pure genius. Thanks for sharing your family and your fabulous sense of humor.
Barz on top of bars! This is 🔥🔥🔥I need this on spotify! Black Rack CEO?!? I am undone 🤣🤣🤣🤣Nayeli has no filter. I love y'all!
LaGuardia was bringing it!!!! I need a full song!
Nia B. Yeah he was Killing it...
La guardia:make something positi-
Amalah:CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
R.I.P. Chester.
"Singdidid" shall be my safeword for tonight.
Dad delivered them bars though 😁
She was spitting them bars at first 😂
@ jayy right
"She has a line about not liking when it's dark outside which is OBVIOUSLY racist."
I love this channel. 😂
Da fuu
LOLOLOLOL
" I don't like darks " ? 😁
I don't like dark O Its not
😂😂😂😂😂
Since this dropped I been calling my mom "the Black Rack CEO" and since she's a fan she loves it. 😂
2:28 this part had me dying of laughter 😭😂🤣😭🤣😭😭🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Honey you don't love sleep but when you grow up you gonna love it so much
Seriously! When you're a grown-up, sleep is the best part of the day!
Riiight 🤪
@2:35 PLOT TWIST dad makes a distrack 😱 wonder when amalah’s rock metal album is going to be out about how parents don’t need sleep 🤔
This is my absolute favourite video of y'all! I always come back to watch it over and over again.
This is the cutest and most accurate thing I’ve seen in years. I love it💜
OMG!!! 🥰🥰 I'm loving these videos... Keep em comin!! "I want to do whatever I want to do." Baby girl is such a mood 😅😂🤣
Vetmom Amalah was at her Scorpio best! ♏️
"Black Rack CEO"
I'm floored 🤣🤣🤣
This is brilliant. These babies are so adorable. This is an awesome channel.
These kids are gonna be so creative and brilliant. Love this stuff!
Why am I only finding this channel now?!?! It's one of the best things I've seen in a while 😂😂😂😂
Same!
Welcome to the family!💗
Check out all the videos from when Amalah was a baby.
What you said!
THULI MSIMANGA me as well
Ok I've been watching for years and I rarely comment on anything but this is soo epic!!! I sooo love what you do. Thank you for sharing your family and your world with us!!! And we really do need the whole "Parents need sleep" not just a verse. But you gotta let her finish the I dont like sleep song too. Your Baby girls got serious talent!!!
There needs to be a full song 2:30 and music video feat. Amalah 0:18 now that there is this quarantine... poor parents.. lol you better put The Black Rack CEO on the credits!
Or make it cypher.. or rap battle lol!! Lol I love this 🤭💯🔥
When she said “I don’t like naps” I felt that ✌🏾🤣😂
Me to