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  • Darth Vader continues to alter the deal with Lando.
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  • @Greenstorm33
    @Greenstorm33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12719

    I like how Vader is literally just standing on the other side of the door waiting for Lando to complain about the deal.

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

      I like how Vader literally expected this to happen so he brough the princess dress, unicycle and clown shoes and whatever else he had in stock just in case Lando complains.

    • @t.s.railfanning
      @t.s.railfanning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Sylnox star wars robot chicken was done before disney bought the star wars franchise

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      omg it was a test!

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zo..is lando gona do it?

    • @pierrekuchmann3944
      @pierrekuchmann3944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Warhamer116 the force

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5668

    Google: I have altered the layout. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @YouRude34
      @YouRude34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lmao.

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      +Jupiter9099 This website's getting worse all the time.

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      +HairyHariyama Google: Furthermore, we got rid of the old logo and tried entertaining your commute to the doctor's office with the longest route possible.

    • @BobaFettJangoFett
      @BobaFettJangoFett 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      +Philip Ottey This website's getting worse all the time

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Scar's Apprentice. Google: Here is some annoying ads, you must watch/visit every time you watch a video or open up a website.
      You: This was never a condition of our arrangement.
      Google: I have altered the site. Pray, I don't alter it any further.

  • @njyankeesfan
    @njyankeesfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8951

    The best part of this is that Billy Dee actually did the voice

    • @SangheiliSpecOp
      @SangheiliSpecOp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +884

      I figured that Billy did the voice.... That Lando voice was perfect :D

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      He does it a lot in SW-related media. He might have done Landon but he really isn't such a big name to demand some ludicrous amount of money for some voice acting.

    • @tprime2702
      @tprime2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      yarpen26 Who the fuck is "Landon"? You mean Lando? Lando Calrissian is a very big character in Star Wars.

    • @Ch0pj0b
      @Ch0pj0b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That 70's show, he appeared as Eric Forman's minister. He explained to Eric that God was the Force.

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Billy Dee seems to absolutely love playing Lando.

  • @BurnMyDread2009
    @BurnMyDread2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    I bet that stormtrooper beside boba is Gary xD

    • @LaLa-xm7wp
      @LaLa-xm7wp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Bet your ass that's Gary

    • @signorellil
      @signorellil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      100%

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That crazy kid!

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who the F is gary?

    • @RuneMasterKnight
      @RuneMasterKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      am also willing to bet that he was the one who was in charge of setting the hyperspace jammer on the falcon. but knowing Gary he did not set it up correctly allowing the falcon to escape.

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    Fett and the stormtroopers reactions are priceless

    • @tt100123
      @tt100123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +WillRock07 yeah lol i didnt even notice that before i read your comment.

    • @saltydog3187
      @saltydog3187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I bet that Stormtrooper at the end was like, "You forgot your shoe ass clown!"

    • @DJFlare84
      @DJFlare84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      +WillRock07 Right? I love how at the end they seem disappointed there isn't going to be more. lol
      And Fett's just like "... wait, he's seriously gonna DO all that?"

    • @derpinbird1180
      @derpinbird1180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The slight gestures i think are really what made this series

    • @BerylLx
      @BerylLx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best part of this skit, honestly.

  • @awesomeinspector5270
    @awesomeinspector5270 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    "Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary." - Darth Vader, Dark Sith Lord

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Oh #*%£ you, man! I'm not doing it!

    • @sandraj45617
      @sandraj45617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it further

    • @shortmocha6571
      @shortmocha6571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      THIS DEAL........ is very fair and im happy to be a part of it

    • @CT-Commenter
      @CT-Commenter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      also thank you for being happy and now wear it in front of public

    • @xaraxen
      @xaraxen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth Vader, Dark Sick Oh-Lord

  • @JohnPablob
    @JohnPablob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    This is what arguing with your parents is like.

    • @kiracaroso
      @kiracaroso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +John Pablo Very...Interesting... picture of Lucario. Also very true.

    • @qBun9
      @qBun9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Kira Caroso Bet you cant guess what's going on.

    • @MildestTaco
      @MildestTaco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +qBun9 He's obviously yawning after taking a long nap.

    • @Nougatbars
      @Nougatbars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "I have altered your rules. Pray I don't alter them further."

    • @user-dh1mc2nj5z
      @user-dh1mc2nj5z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethnic parents.. if u're white u can just tell them to fuck off

  • @thelevisullivan
    @thelevisullivan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Can someone take some time to appreciate that Lando is one of the few people who can yell at and argue with Darth Vader and walk away?

    • @wkcia
      @wkcia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cos' Vader knew he was just being a dickish troll. He's evil, but he's not EVIL.

    • @matthewgaviola8885
      @matthewgaviola8885 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      More like *not* getting executed on the spot via Force Choke

    • @chadhOneAtl
      @chadhOneAtl ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well… fake force choked.

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale ปีที่แล้ว

      Why choke their body to death when you can strangle their dignity?

    • @somewhereupthere7
      @somewhereupthere7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chadhOneAtl extreme continuity

  • @DaxCorsiar
    @DaxCorsiar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    TH-cam........ is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.

    • @moret25
      @moret25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dax Corsiar wait till TH-cam start with the Copyright Infringement bullshit, that's just icing on the "FAKE!" cake

    • @Lardianyt
      @Lardianyt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The cake was a lie, the cake was always a lie.

    • @DaxCorsiar
      @DaxCorsiar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      commandershadebetter Fawk!!!

    • @beezelsub
      @beezelsub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wish youtube was as good as it was 3 years ago...

    • @obitwokenobi9808
      @obitwokenobi9808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dax Corsiar *TH-cam updates again.

  • @OctacleEdits
    @OctacleEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    "What the hell? Han's supposed to shoot first!"
    "We have altered the film. Pray we don't alter it any further."

    • @SledRider-bf3ih
      @SledRider-bf3ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      This Saga is getting worse all the time.

    • @patrickshaffer6448
      @patrickshaffer6448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@SledRider-bf3ih Disney: we have altered the saga, pray we don’t alter it any further

    • @Ro321chile
      @Ro321chile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@patrickshaffer6448 This saga is getting worse all the time

    • @morp9671
      @morp9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Ro321chile Disney: Here is _JJ Abrams_ and _Rian Johnson,_ they will poorly write the new alterations to the saga. Pray we don't alter it any further.

    • @isaacharwell5333
      @isaacharwell5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@morp9671 This saga is getting worse all the time!

  • @gurtegbedi1172
    @gurtegbedi1172 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    Anyone noticed how Bobba Fett and that Stormtrooper are watching the whole thing go in the background? They are cracking up when Darth Vader demands Lando to "wear the clown shoes and address yourself as Mary".... It's kind of hilarious.

    • @Starkiller-fc4kk
      @Starkiller-fc4kk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Gurteg Bedi that's what got me. I loved what vader was doing, but just what the troops and boba where doing just cracked me up XD

    • @icbarefoot
      @icbarefoot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gurteg Bedi I must have watched this half a dozen times and I never noticed the stormtrooper's reactions. Perfect.

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Chances are that Stormtrooper is our beloved Gary.

    • @NameCallingIsWeak
      @NameCallingIsWeak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One of the marks of great comedy is there's something funny going on in the background. Airplane, Airplane2, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, and other like masterpieces also do this well.

    • @travismudd3564
      @travismudd3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Add to it the fact that when vader pulled out that dress they just looked at each other in mutual confusion.

  • @bittriptovar7399
    @bittriptovar7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    *I like how Lando still picks up the stuff*

    • @19TheFallen
      @19TheFallen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It was part of the deal......He better pray that Vader doesn't alter it any further!

    • @ryderTheHedgehog2004
      @ryderTheHedgehog2004 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@19TheFallen wow that deal is getting worse all the time

    • @OhNotThat
      @OhNotThat ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mary. His name is Mary now.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, he made a deal. You must honor the deal you make, you know?

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@ryderthehedgehog2004 here is a clown wig

  • @twilightxzbit
    @twilightxzbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    The clown shoe hitting the stormtrooper is still hilarious 9 years later 😂😂😂

  • @crusadernikolai1996
    @crusadernikolai1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    This vader voice actor is better than the one EA hired

    • @stradley_
      @stradley_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +715

      EA: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further

    • @Zarykoth
      @Zarykoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      +Jimmy Stradley This deal is getting worse all the time...

    • @drbcentraltelevision539
      @drbcentraltelevision539 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      +Zarykoth EA: Furthermore, I wish you to buy these X amount of expensive DLCs in order to receive all the cool stuff Star Wars Battlefront 2 already had.

    • @TheMarioFiles
      @TheMarioFiles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      +DRB Central Television This company is getting worse all the time!

    • @drbcentraltelevision539
      @drbcentraltelevision539 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Pixel Peanut I have altered the game. Pray I don't alter it any further!

  • @CaptainLunar1994
    @CaptainLunar1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4151

    Honestly... The Unicycle part was what got me. Just out of nowhere
    "Here is a unicycle! You will ride it wherever you go!"
    Just.... Darth Vader saying "Here is a unicycle!" Something about it cracks me up every time

    • @MetroScreamingMayor
      @MetroScreamingMayor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Probably because he's known as a badass character, and when he says something as childish as that, it just makes it hilarious.

    • @daveme1239
      @daveme1239 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      What I'm not riding no fucking unicycle!!!!

    • @inferno9714
      @inferno9714 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @daveme1239
      @daveme1239 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This deal is getting worse all the time!!!

    • @MetroScreamingMayor
      @MetroScreamingMayor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      DV: And furthermore, you must face-paint your face to look like a female clown.
      LC: WHA-ARE YOU SICK?!?
      DV: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further!

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    But he forgets one of the clown shoes. That really irks me.

    • @j.ackermann9110
      @j.ackermann9110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      HE has altered the deal this time...

    • @jedcauffield1858
      @jedcauffield1858 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You must now wear it until you can find it - you will ride the unicycle while he balances on your shoulders wearing the Tutu. I have altered the deal - pray I do not alter it further!

    • @j.ackermann9110
      @j.ackermann9110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jed Cauffield
      This deal is getting worse all the Time!

    • @Pilot231
      @Pilot231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jerome Ackermann Also, you must juggle these balls while riding the unicycle.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @spasjt
    @spasjt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "Your paper has been extended from 15 pages to 20 pages."
    "That was never a stipulation on our syllabus nor was telling us it had to be single spaced!"
    "I have altered the instructions, pray I don't alter them any further!"
    "This paper is getting worse all the time."
    "Also, you are prohibited from using internet sources."
    "But this was NEVER a stipulation in our syllabus!"
    "I have altered the instructions, PRAY I don't alter them any further!"
    "This paper is getting WORSE all the time!"
    "Furthermore you are not permitted to use the textbooks or notes from class because that is plagiarism."
    "But this was NEVER a stipulation in our syllabus, and how the F*CK are we to supposed to type this without them?!"
    "I have ALTERED the instructions, PRAY I don't alter them any further!!!"
    "This paper is getting WORSE ALL the time!!!"
    "Here is the format for your bibliography page. You must explain in 3 pages why you used each source in your paper and what makes them valid."
    "OH F*CK YOU MAN THAT WAS NEVER A STIPULATION IN THE F*CKING SYLLABUS, I'M NOT DOING THIS!!!"
    "I HAVE ALTERED THE INSTRUCTIONS, PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER!!!"
    "THIS PAPER........is really tough but I get that this is supposed to 'teach' me how stressing out over unnecessary struggles is going to make me a more astute and disciplined person.
    "I find your lack of sincerity and sarcasm disturbing..."
    "Oh enough of this shit, I'm dropping this damn class!"

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Also, your paper is due in 5 minutes.

    • @DarknetDude
      @DarknetDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This comment deserves more attention.

    • @twig4661
      @twig4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that was english 102. if your bibliography page wasnt to the T then the whole thing is invalid. never could wrap my head around the unnecessary pretentious bullshit

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@twig4661
      That's just the English teacher venting

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      These are the kinds of professors I loathe. And I say that as one.

  • @LiamCatterson
    @LiamCatterson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Google: We've changed TH-cam Again...
    Viewers: WHAT THE HELL MAN....CAN WE JUST STICK TO ONE LAYO...
    Google: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further...
    Viewers: This deal's getting worse all the time

    • @aubreypearson1311
      @aubreypearson1311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Google: Furthermore more, you are required to have a google+ account, to comment on videos.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The day will come when You Tube really alters the deal and starts charging us to use our accounts.

    • @aubreypearson1311
      @aubreypearson1311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This deal is getting worse all the time!

    • @hyoroemonmeto6874
      @hyoroemonmeto6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now mobile youtube stuck the video as your scroll. It reduce my screen.

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Furthermore you will refer to yourself as Trans and constantly apologize for your whiteness. And never mention that we at google are mostly white."

  • @alexitorico6686
    @alexitorico6686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Is that actually Billy Dee Williams reprising Lando?

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    EA: Battlefront 3 will now be a reboot called Battlefront and we are canceling 1313.
    Me: This was never a condition of our arrangement nor was Lucasarts canceling that game!
    EA: We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.
    Me: This deal's getting worse all the time.
    EA: Furthermore, we are taking out the space battles and re-selling it later as DLC.
    Me: What?!? I'm not paying for content already on the disc!
    EA: We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.
    Me: This deal's getting worse all the time!
    EA: There will be no online servers and only skill-based matchmaking.
    Me: That makes the game no different from Battlefield except with Star Wars characters!
    EA: We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.
    Me: THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!
    EA: Also there will be no Clone Wars era and only include 4 maps.
    Me: WHAT?!? I'm not paying $60 for a game that has less features and modes, one era, and less maps than the previous game that was made in 2005!
    EA: We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further.
    Me: THIS DEAL! *looks around* Is very fair and I'll happily buy it! *goes off to play Battlefront 2*

    • @RailfanTubeNetwork
      @RailfanTubeNetwork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Webshooters1 Gold!

    • @lightsidemaster
      @lightsidemaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      +Webshooters1 LMAO this is the best comment ever.
      You sir, are a genius!
      And a true fan of the Battlefront franchise on top of it it seems :D

    • @vincentrockss
      @vincentrockss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      battlefront beta is pretty dope though

    • @lightsidemaster
      @lightsidemaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *****
      It's bad for a Battlefront game.
      Mediocre for a shooter game overall.
      Great game for extremely casual players, drooling babies and 90 year old grandmas.

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Webshooters1 Soo true....

  • @j.moon98
    @j.moon98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I dieded when he said "Oh, fuck you man, I'm not gonna do it!"

    • @lordxmugen
      @lordxmugen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Darth Jaulce he pissed off Billy Dee Williams. the coolest dude there ever was. theres gotta be an achievement for that somewhere.

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The reaction of Boba Fett and the two stormtroopers.....priceless.

    • @feliksario
      @feliksario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its Garry and Jerry

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only one Stormtrooper is moving

  • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
    @PlayBoX-qq9kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Vader: This is a unicycle
    Lando: dear god…
    Vader: There’s more
    Lando: No…

  • @michaelwong6050
    @michaelwong6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Mark Hamill when he was shown the script for The Last Jedi

    • @aeronblack9249
      @aeronblack9249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @Michael Wong Disney has altered the deal, then told Mark to pray that they don’t alter it any further

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mark Hamill was on board with the Last Jedi. He had his differences at first, that's it. Besides which he had problems with Luke's depiction in Return of the Jedi.

    • @machaolesplendide
      @machaolesplendide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      What?! I'm not drinking no fucking milk

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@machaolesplendide
      I have altered the arrangement. Pray I do not alter it again.

    • @Sarkkoth
      @Sarkkoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sdgdhpmbp The last jedi was trash and Mark Hamil knew it. th-cam.com/video/K-bENZW7Jyw/w-d-xo.html

  • @gokudomatic
    @gokudomatic ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The joke is now very accurate to describe Unity's CEO.

  • @seanbrower6738
    @seanbrower6738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Lando: THIS DEAL-is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.
    (Door opens again.)
    Vader: I sensed sarcasm from you, Calrissian. For that, you must now put on clown makeup every morning.
    Lando: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Meanwhile, the storm troopers and boba roll on the floor, dying from laughter.

    • @Fortitude37
      @Fortitude37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      (door opens one more time)Vader: Also, you must put on rollerskates while riding the unicycleLando: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.(door closes)

    • @jamespayne3661
      @jamespayne3661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      (Door opens again)
      Vader: And another thing, while you're riding the unicycle, you must say that you're a weenie all the time.
      Lando: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! (Lando runs away screaming)
      Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @levifout60882
      @levifout60882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sean Brower Vader:"I have altered the deal prey,I don't alter it any ferther!"

    • @damonshuler5897
      @damonshuler5897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Brower HAHAHAHAHA 😅😂😅😂

  • @MorKmbt
    @MorKmbt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    TH-cam:I have altered the site pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @Reskov
      @Reskov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This deal is getting worse all the time!

    • @DerpyPenguin4747
      @DerpyPenguin4747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      youtube: I have removed your ability to make custom colors on your channel pages. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @Reskov
      @Reskov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me: This deal is getting worse all the time!
      Google: Further more, any inappropriate language included in TH-cam videos will result in age-restriction.

    • @Reskov
      @Reskov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** Google: I have altered the site, pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @TheTimer1337
      @TheTimer1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly they did.. ppl didn't keep their mouths shut :(

  • @linkspokemon4114
    @linkspokemon4114 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Han Solo: What's going on...buddy! Why are you wearing a dress and clown shoes and riding a unicycle?
    Lando: THIS DEAL...!!!
    Vader: 😈

  • @TooCooFoYou
    @TooCooFoYou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    George Lucas: I have altered the movie, now we will have CGI Jabba!
    SW Fan: That was a never a condition of our arrangement. Nor was you adding all this shit to the movie!
    Lucas: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    *Lucas leaves*
    Fan: Man, this deal gets worse all the time.
    *Lucas comes back*
    Lucas: Furthermore, I will make the prequel films none-the-slightest same as the originals!
    Fan: This was never a condition of our arrangement!
    Lucas: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    *Lucas leaves*
    Fan: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    *Lucas comes back*
    Lucas: Here is the script, to all the hammy love scenes with Anakin and Padme.
    Fan: What?! I ain't watching no f(beep)king love scene!
    Lucas: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any longer.
    *Lucas leaves*
    Fan: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    *Lucas comes back*
    Lucas: Also I will add Jar Jar Binks to all films starting with this one!
    Fan: F(beep)k you man, I'm not watching that!
    Lucas: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
    *Lucas leaves*
    Fan: This deal is... getting better and better with each adding change...
    *Nothing happens*
    *Fans leaves*
    (You can kill me now)

    • @AwesomeHairo
      @AwesomeHairo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Take all my money.

    • @groundbreaker91
      @groundbreaker91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Bravo, sir. That was brilliant.

    • @austinclemens2729
      @austinclemens2729 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +cesarmanuel51 perfect... just perfect!

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +cesarmanuel51 well, if Lucas is Vader than who is Disney supposed to be? the emperor?

    • @BatWing_the_Penguin
      @BatWing_the_Penguin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ... Fuck you man. The prequels already get enough shit as it is.
      Just... Fuck you.

  • @SlashinatorZ
    @SlashinatorZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The funniest part is that the real Lando voiced this!

  • @DeusExMachina10001
    @DeusExMachina10001 10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love the detail that these guys put into their skits. This was funny enough on it's own, but add in the background characters and it becomes hilarious.

  • @KodiakCaptures
    @KodiakCaptures 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:57 He forgot one of the clown shoes

    • @wedgewizard5429
      @wedgewizard5429 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah but imagine how silly he will look in a bonnet and dress riding a unicycle with only one clown shoe. 🤡

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Sony: no more free online
    Me: What? That was never a condition of our arrangement.
    Sony: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @tk-5509
      @tk-5509 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to pay because nothing in this life is free,kid

    • @ashlilysinger4475
      @ashlilysinger4475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Arkham Knigth Steam has been free forever and still is. :^)

    • @tk-5509
      @tk-5509 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ash Lily Singer I know

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Gwyn's Last Knight
      me: THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!
      SONY: Here is our new system, **shows ps4.5 and ps4k**. You shall love it and cherish it like the PlayStation 3, but it will be new and improved band-aid(from our fuck ups) until we figure out the PS5's concept sketch art...and no, it is not compatible with any other PlayStations in the past.
      me: OH FUCK YOU, MAN I AIN'T BUYING IT!
      Sony: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

    • @undercover942
      @undercover942 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TK 550 there's some things free but there crap and used and all messed up

  • @XboxAnnihilator
    @XboxAnnihilator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Boba and the troopers' reactions XD

  • @christopherbrent5168
    @christopherbrent5168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He pulled that unicycle out like a sword :D

    • @surfnskatetinkerbell8671
      @surfnskatetinkerbell8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have altered the deal u must cry in person next time u look at me not just through the fire alarm

  • @maximus_vile2577
    @maximus_vile2577 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The thing I wonder is where Vader gets all this shit?

    • @IceyJones
      @IceyJones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the force is with him ;-)

    • @scottag0
      @scottag0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Icey Jones the dark side, clearly.

    • @NicholasGeschke
      @NicholasGeschke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      See, this is why you don't come to the Dark Side. They'll make you wear clown shoes, a dress and bonnet and call yourself Mary, while riding on a unicycle.

    • @scottprice4955
      @scottprice4955 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is clearly Vader's gag closet he is currently standing in.

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** See, this is why I stay on the side of good. Obi Wan has taught me well.

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Lucas in 1997: I altered the originals, pray I don't alter them any further
    Fans: These movies are getting worse all the time
    Lucas in 2004: I altered the originals even more, pray I don't alter them any further
    Fans: These movies are getting worse all the time
    Lucas in 2011: I altered the originals even more, pray I don't alter them any further
    Fans: These movies are getting...even better
    Lucas...

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Nate Carraway (Weirdo13) It doesn't matter to me, because the stories still stay the same. Grow up.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate Carraway
      Good to know.

    • @lunaracc914
      @lunaracc914 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** whats eu?

    • @Baldess64
      @Baldess64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Queen Diclonius Wait a sec, they axed the European Union just so they could tell their shitty reboot? I haven't heard about this.
      Also, they told their shitty reboot?
      Firstly, it wasn't shitty, and secondly, it was a sequel, not a reboot.
      Also, how the fuck do you axe the European Union?
      And, if you're talking about the Star Wars Expanded Universe, which I think you are, take this into account.
      Do you think the average 8 year old, or the average adult who has seen the original trilogy actually has any knowledge about the Expanded Universe?

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jagdev Saluja
      They always can learn about it from the Star wars Wiki.

  • @metalgamerworld1784
    @metalgamerworld1784 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2020: Kobe Bryant will be long remembered after his death on that helicopter and the virus will infect people.
    People: It was never a good idea for him to be on that helicopter nor having this virus take place.
    2020: I have altered the year, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    People: This year is getting worse all the time!
    2020: Furthermore, everyone must quarantine, wear and mask and social distance. Kids will have to do online school for 3 weeks, and places will be closed.
    People: Seriously, that ain’t fair.
    2020: I have altered the year, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    People: This year is getting worse all the time!!
    2020: We have extended online school for the rest of the school year, and places planning to reopen won’t be opening.
    People: COME ON MAN, THIS IS NOT WHAT WE WANT.
    2020: I have altered the year, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    People: THIS YEAR IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!!
    2020: Also some protests started, and it also involves looting, and it is going to be having more people infected with the virus which leads to the pandemic extending, and fires all across America.
    People: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!
    2020: I have altered the year, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    People: THIS YEAR… Is very fair, and we’re happy to be apart of it.
    People say to end the year being altered.

  • @djrbmm
    @djrbmm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I think the best part of this skit is the reactions of Boba Fett and the stormtroopers in the background. They get progressively more and more funny and are trying so hard not to laugh at Vader's comments.

  • @Gencoil
    @Gencoil ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Vader: "Welcome to Vader Burgers, how can I help you?"
    Customer: "Yeah hi, uh, I'd like a double cheese burger with medium fries and a large Coke"
    Vader: "Alright, double cheese, medium fries, small Coke and a milkshake".
    Customer: "What? No, I said large Coke and I didn't ask for any milkshake".
    Vader: "I am altering the meal, pray I don't alter it any further".

    • @TheDarkarrow7
      @TheDarkarrow7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Customer: This Meal is getting worse all the time!

    • @awesomeninja9178
      @awesomeninja9178 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@TheDarkarrow7Vader: futher more I'm charging you extra for complaining!

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Darth's brother Chad worked in Empire Market and there was a sale yesterday. He ended the sale and told customer to pray he doesn't end it any further.

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    VADER: You will play Harvey Dent only in Tim Burton's first Batman movie.
    LANDO: What?! But that means I won't be able to play Two-Face in the third Batman movie, Batman Forever!
    VADER: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    LANDO: THIS DEAL'S GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually, that's not bad considering how critical reception of Batman Forever is

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he ended up dodging a bullet

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "And he ended up dodging a bullet" Must be because of the unicycle...

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew Chapman
      Darth Vader:Also, you must go to a Justin Beiber Rock Concert; Front row seat.
      Lando:I'm not going to some terrible singers show!
      Darth Vader: I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
      Lando: This deal is getting worse all the time!

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well e did play 2 face eventually

  • @TheVoiceOfReason93
    @TheVoiceOfReason93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I laughed so hard the first time I watched it.

    • @Lyoko104
      @Lyoko104 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was afraid I couldn't take it xD

  • @blehitgamer
    @blehitgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Disney: We will now release a Star Wars movie every year, which includes spin offs of fan favorites.
    fans: We don't want a new movie every year, this will essentially turn Star Wars into Call of Duty. This wasn't a part of the deal.
    Disney: We have altered the deal, pray we don't alter it any further.
    fans: This deal is getting worse all the time.
    Disney: Furthermore, the extended universe is now obsolete and will be replaced by shows and movies of our creation.
    fans: But we have a slew of great stories in the EU that span many eras!
    Disney: We have altered the deal, pray we don't alter it any further.
    fans: This deal is getting worse all the time.
    Disney: Also, episode 7 will be a complete and lazy rehash of A New Hope with a different cast.
    fans: This can't be! We fans.... are very happy and will comply (walks away)

    • @elichalfant941
      @elichalfant941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      blehitgamer its a ReHash of Hope and Empire

    • @franciscoandrada412
      @franciscoandrada412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matchstick 7886 it's not, you guys are a bunch of nostalgic idiots

    • @dnyrvlr5420
      @dnyrvlr5420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ^ Holy shit that is pretty accurate.

    • @hououinkyouma3864
      @hououinkyouma3864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey so how would you fit The Last Jedi in?

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Smith we are altering the deal pray we don't alter it any further

  • @ГеоргиКацаров-р1б
    @ГеоргиКацаров-р1б 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Year 2016: I'm taking away George Michael!
    Me: This was never a condition of our arrangement...
    Year 2016: I'have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further!
    Me: This deal is getting worse all the time...
    Year 2016: Furthermore I'll take and Carrie Fisher too!
    ***
    RIP Princess Leia! :(

    • @startmirca
      @startmirca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Георги Кацаров "Also, I am taking away Debbie Reynolds the next day!"

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Георги Кацаров This year is gettin worse all the time

    • @atomrules1012
      @atomrules1012 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Francesco Brosolo 2016: We will also take away Prince, pray we don't alter this deal any further.

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Year 2016: We will be David Bowie as well.

    • @spectra5407
      @spectra5407 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Morgan Hoskins and Alan Rickman and Muhammad Ali

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Not sure what is funnier; Vader saying "Pray I don't alter it again" or the guys in the background. Especially when one of the clown shoes bounces off that Trooper's Head.

  • @SalimSivaad
    @SalimSivaad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Me:* “Why is this in my recommendations?”
    *TH-cam:* “I have altered the algorithm. Pray I don’t alter it any further”

  • @rafael502
    @rafael502 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Google: I have altered the comments, PRAY I do not alter them any further.

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This deal is getting worse all the time😒

  • @PetroDobrynin
    @PetroDobrynin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You know how scary Vader really was, when you find out that he was carrying around a princess dress, unicycle and clown shoes.

    • @dassnek4728
      @dassnek4728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it was a storage closet and not an elevator

  • @builtbrickstudios8256
    @builtbrickstudios8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Legend has it Lando is still praying the deal doesn't get altered...

  • @VolkovVelikan
    @VolkovVelikan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Gary and Fett reaccions haha

    • @lol-un6nl
      @lol-un6nl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont think that is gary

    • @VolkovVelikan
      @VolkovVelikan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      every stormtrooper is gary

    • @lol-un6nl
      @lol-un6nl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpetsnazSoldier098 oh

  • @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt
    @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    lol the stormtrooper in the back kept laughing and got hit in the head with a clown shoe XD

    • @themagicwave
      @themagicwave 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A nice background touch

    • @THEPHYSICALSPIRIT
      @THEPHYSICALSPIRIT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funniest part of the video maybe...

  • @FastLane46
    @FastLane46 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10-1 says the storm trooper laughing with Boba is Gary

  • @zhooka
    @zhooka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The universe: I have altered the year. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    I think at december 31 we should all say that 2022 was not that bad and actually it was quite good and interesting

  • @mavicobi
    @mavicobi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    If only he had prayed

  • @jake11perez97
    @jake11perez97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I just had appendix surgery it hurts because this is so fricken funny

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Laughter is supposedly the best medicine, but don't watch too many of these or you may burst your stitches.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I have altered the surgery pray I don't alter it any further

    • @Sabis2365
      @Sabis2365 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let's hope your surgery doesn't get altered again.

  • @jacoba4578
    @jacoba4578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    EA: I am stripping down Battlefront's singleplayer and removing Instant Action.
    Players: This was never a condition of our arrangement, nor was rushing out a new Battlefront game every year!
    EA: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further...
    Players: This game just keeps getting worse all the time...
    EA: Furthermore, you are no longer able to enter any vehicles at anytime without using a vehicle pickup, and the AT - AT Walkers are on - rails.
    Players: We never agreed on this-
    EA: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further...
    Players: This game just keeps getting worse all the time...
    EA: Furthermore, we will throw away the treasure trove of gameplay opportunities practically given to us by the first two games and the cancelled third installment.
    Players: Fuck you man, I'm not doin' this!
    EA: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further...
    Players: This deal is... Very fair, and I'm happy to be a part of it.
    ...
    EA: Furthermore, the only option for space battles is purchasing a $400.00 virtual reality headset and then purchasing a seperate game made solely for space battles and only available in virtual reality entitled Rogue 1: X-Wing VR Mission.
    Players: ...
    EA: I have altered the-
    Players: Go away. Go away and never come back.

  • @alexojideagu
    @alexojideagu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is Teresa May's Brexit negotiation with the EU.

  • @hououinkyouma3864
    @hououinkyouma3864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love Boba and the troopers reaction lol.

    • @surfnskatetinkerbell8671
      @surfnskatetinkerbell8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have altered the deal u must now wear two hats at once next time u work here

  • @Pilot231
    @Pilot231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Here is a unicycle!" Just love how Vader announced it as he revealed it.

  • @TomJerry-xm4ep
    @TomJerry-xm4ep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Vader always gets what he wants and if he doesn't he either kills you or makes your life a living hell

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tom Jerry true

    • @Hairyniggaballs-g8i
      @Hairyniggaballs-g8i 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Tom Jerry His own life is al living hell. everyone he ever loved is dead, with the exception of his children. He is has lost every limb and has cybernetics all over his body.
      this life is getting worse all the time!
      Furthermore he is trapped inside his life support suit.
      THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!
      Also he cannot take his helmet off at any moment otherwise he cannot breathe!
      THIS DEAL... Is very fair, and he is happy to be a part of it!

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Jerry now the problem Lando made was thinking he could negotiate with a f****** Sith Lord

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    EA: "Star Wars Battlefront will only have the Original Trilogy Era."
    Fan: "That was never a condition of our arrangement. you're always giving content to younger people."
    EA: "We have altered the deal. pray we don't alter it any further."
    Fan: "This deal is getting worse all the time..."
    EA: "Further more, we're making you pay $50 for content we haven't announced yet."
    Fan: "this was never a condition to our arrangements!"
    EA: "We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further."
    Fan: "This deal is getting worse all the time!"
    EA: "here is a free blaster Rifle! since you got the Deluxe Edition, you get it sooner than everyone else."
    Fan: "WHAT? I'm not paying an extra $10 for content i can unlock within the game!!"
    EA: "We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further."
    Fan: "THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!!"
    EA: "Also we are replacing everything with Jar Jar Binks, and we're calling it 'The Jar Jar Binks Edition.'"
    Fan: "OH FUCK YOU MAN!! I'M NOT BUYING IT!!!"
    EA: "We have altered the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further."
    Fan: "THIS DEAL... Is very fair. I'm happy to be a part of it."

    • @Boofus90
      @Boofus90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice copy skills ;)

    • @cooljackster7390
      @cooljackster7390 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I'm a giant fan of the original trilogy

  • @JAKEXO-tq7qq
    @JAKEXO-tq7qq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    TH-cam: we had a meeting about changing TH-cam for strict terms
    TH-camrs: Why? It wasn't part of our agreement!
    TH-cam: I have altered the terms. Pray I don't alter it any further
    TH-camrs: these terms have gone way worse
    TH-cam: we have decided to remove TH-cam channels who are using contents with bad words
    TH-camrs: but that's how we get some views
    TH-cam: I have altered the terms. Pray I don't alter it any further

    • @Theeeee777
      @Theeeee777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-camrs: This deal's getting worse all the time!
      TH-cam: Furthermore, we shall use Logan and Jake Paul as our TH-cam poster boys.

  • @Akira-ss6cm
    @Akira-ss6cm ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin McCarthy (Lando) and House Freedom Caucus (Darth Vader) making a deal. 2023 Colorized.

  • @Enivri
    @Enivri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Disney: I am making Star Wars the way I want it.
    George Lucas: this was never a condition of our arrangement, I gave you the scripts for episodes 7, 8 and 9 to use.
    Disney: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    George Lucas: this deal is getting worse all the time.
    Disney: we created new characters for the sequels and killed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker.
    George Lucas: this was never a condition of our arrangement, you were supposed to use my characters that I created.
    Disney: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    George Lucas: this deal is getting worse all the time.
    Disney: we have also made Star Wars more for the SJW’s.
    George Lucas: what the fuck! I don’t want no SJW’s ruining my Star Wars!
    Disney: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further
    George Lucas: this deal is getting worse all the time!!
    Disney: also you are to wear these Mickey Mouse ears and never say your true opinions about the new Star Wars movies.
    George Lucas: Fuck you man, I’m not doing it!
    Disney: I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further
    George Lucas: this deal!......is very fair and I’m happy to be a part of it..... *walks away and tells his true feelings about the new Star Wars to the public*

    • @anarchist135
      @anarchist135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey! Hey! I hate people saying sjws ruined Star Wars! Episode 8 would have sucked no matter who or what the characters were😂

    • @Jason-El
      @Jason-El 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically speaking it was George himself who ruined his own creation. Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are the only evidence you need.

    • @fredv6237
      @fredv6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, yeah the nerds own George Lucas because nerds have moral high ground.
      Suck it stupid nerds.

  • @ericnewsom4368
    @ericnewsom4368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    God the Vader voice on Robot Chicken is intoxicating. So deep and smooth. I wish whoever does it would narrate my life

  • @mr.dystopian5554
    @mr.dystopian5554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Disney: "You are now considered genderfluid and have a feminine personality"
    Billy Dee Williams: "What? That wasn't part of the agreement"
    Disney: "I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further"

    • @ryanmoore6259
      @ryanmoore6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don't be a sexist asshole

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Disney: Nothing following Return of the Jedi is canon anymore.
    Fandom: That was never a condition of the agreement, nor was turning the Extended Universe into Legends.
    Disney: I have alerted the franchise. Pray I don't alter any further.
    Fans: This franchise is getting worse all time.
    Disney: Furthermore, our Trilogy will be centered around a girl written as flawless.
    Fans: There's nothing interesting about that. Where's the development?
    Disney: I have alerted the franchise. Pray I don't alter it abut further.
    Fans: This franchise is getting worse all the time.
    Disney: Here is a feminist-bot for the Solo film. She will complain about social issues surrounding Droids.
    Fans: No one asked for any of this-
    Disney: I have altered the franchise. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    Fans: This franchise is getting worse all the time!
    Disney: Also we have canceled all Star Wars games and ordered fans to halt their independent projects.
    Fans: Oh [Bleep] you! 1313 looked awesome!
    Disney: I have altered the franchise. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    Fans: This franchise- is very nice and I'm happy to be a fan of it. *[Buys Knights of the Old Republic and Jedi Academy before they are next to be altered]*

  • @MarkJohnson-cn6kv
    @MarkJohnson-cn6kv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have rustled the jimmies, pray I don't rustle them any further.

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      These jimmies are getting worse all the time!

  • @startmirca
    @startmirca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    average_discussion_between_a_star_wars_fan_and_an_EA_employee.mp4

  • @RezaXGWB
    @RezaXGWB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Disney: we buy lucasfilm and gonna make a new canon
    Fans: thats not the part of the deal
    Disney: we have alter the deal, pray we dont alter it any further
    Fans: this deal is getting worse all the time
    Disney: further more, Jacen Jaina and Anakin Solo is non canon, and we make new son for Han called Ben
    Fans: what?! thats not the deal
    Disney: we have alter the deal pray i dont alter it any further
    Fans: this deal is getting worse all the time
    Disney: further more, that ewoks short film called "battle for endor" is not include in our new canon
    Fans: What!? no way!
    Disney: we have alter the deal, pray we dont alter it any further
    Fans: this deal is getting worse all the time
    Disney: further more, episode7 is a reboot of episode 4
    Fans: what?! thats not the deal
    Disney: we have alter the deal, pray we dont alter it any further
    Fans: this deal... is amazing

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think what they did with the battle of endor was the best choise. those films suck.
      also the prequels fell like the real reboot of the franchise (since they pretty much they change everything from the OT, its like if the sequels the dark knight was the sequel of Tim burtons batman. episode 7 was more like the last cruzade (same plot but nice execution)

    • @RezaXGWB
      @RezaXGWB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      motor4X4kombat agree

    • @RezaXGWB
      @RezaXGWB 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      My comment is a sarcasm towards Star Wars Fanboy who always blame disney

    • @adrianbundy3249
      @adrianbundy3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RezaXGWB Well, that aged well... /s

    • @fredv6237
      @fredv6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, hey lets use memes to spite an irrelevant film cuz nerds are smart beings.

  • @sonicinfinity1871
    @sonicinfinity1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rian Johnson: Luke Skywalker must never again leave this planet.
    Mark Hamill: That was never a condition of my contract, nor was turning him into this whiny loser!
    Rian: I have altered Luke Skywalker. Pray I don’t alter him any further.
    Mark: This character is getting worse all the time.
    Rian: Furthermore, I wish for you to drink green milk from this hideously repulsive alien walrus thing.
    Mark: This was never a condition of my contract-
    Rian: I have altered Luke Skywalker. Pray I don’t alter him any further.
    Mark: This character is getting worse all the time.
    Rian: Here is a lightsaber! Luke will use in an attempt to murder his own nephew as a boy!
    Mark: What? I ain’t having Luke partake in a murder attempt against a family member!
    Rian: I have altered Luke Skywalker. Pray I don’t alter him any further.
    Mark: This character’s getting worse all the time!
    Rian: Also you are to lose a stick fight to some random woman who has no training whatsoever and then die at the end of the movie for no reason.
    Mark: Oh, come on, man, I’m not doing it!
    Rian: I have altered Luke Skywalker! Pray I don’t alter him any further!
    Mark: This character… is very fair and I’m happy to portray him just as you said.

  • @carebearing
    @carebearing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Also you must wear these clown boots and refer to yourself as Merrryyy!

    • @philipottey7723
      @philipottey7723 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lando: Oh f_ck you man I'm not doing it **tosses clown shoe backwards**

    • @RichardGAG
      @RichardGAG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Are you sure its merry and not mary?

    • @Twocoolman115
      @Twocoolman115 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh f

    • @MotiveToKill
      @MotiveToKill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Mary

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Philip Ottey I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
      This deal... is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.
      XD Gets me every time!

  • @shadowdancerRFW
    @shadowdancerRFW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fantastically hillarious !
    There's a lesson here though. You shouldn't complain in your life, no matter how bad you think it is, it can get a lot worse, and not in a funny way.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dunno, this seemed pretty funny to me

  • @cckiller0053
    @cckiller0053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Epic Games: We are going to end the Unreal Tournament series with a cliffhanger and focus on Fortnite instead.
    Me: What, this was never a condition to our agreement, nor ending the Unreal Tournament series with a cliffhanger.
    Epic Games: I have altered the deal, pray that I don't alter it any further.
    Me: This deal is getting worse all the time.
    Epic Games: Furthermore, we're going to make Fortnite a battle royale instead of a FPS multiplayer shooter.
    Me: What, but this was never an agreement to-
    Epic Games: I have altered the deal, pray that I do not alter it any further.
    Me: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    Epic Games: Here are some credit cards, you will spend them wisely on Fortnite getting as much V-bucks as possible so you can buy the trendiest emotes and dances.
    Me: What, I'm not spending money on some f**king video game risking myself into debt!
    Epic Games: I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.
    Me: THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
    Epic Games: Also Fortnite will require you to create an additional account in order to play the game.
    Me: Oh f**k you man, I'm not doing it!
    Epic Games: I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.
    Me: THIS DEAL- *normies invade* is actually very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it. *goes to play Unreal Tournament 3*

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same with bulletstorm....

  • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
    @Cpt_Boony_Hat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is 2020.
    This year is getting worse all the time
    2020: prelude to civil war I have altered reality pray I don’t alternate any further

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm like 90% certain that Jar Jar Abrams binged on Robot Chicken Star Wars parodies to prepare for the sequel trilogy.
    And Rian Johnson watched Space Balls.

  • @keaganchong3955
    @keaganchong3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fallout 76 in a nutshell

  • @Bendetoma
    @Bendetoma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should have tried "This deal keeps getting better!"

  • @andrewstovall2853
    @andrewstovall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!!

    • @Onyx-The-Synth
      @Onyx-The-Synth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.

    • @andrewstovall2853
      @andrewstovall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was never a condition of our arrangement

    • @Onyx-The-Synth
      @Onyx-The-Synth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewstovall2853 I’ve altered the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further

    • @andrewstovall2853
      @andrewstovall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Onyx-The-Synth This deal is getting worse all the time

    • @Onyx-The-Synth
      @Onyx-The-Synth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewstovall2853 Here is a unicycle you will ride it wherever you go.

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After video cuts out:
    Stormtrooper: Hey Mary, you forgot your shoe!

  • @edenramos9686
    @edenramos9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know it's mad funny how everything Lando says the word he comes of the elevator and starts embarrassing him while Boba Fett and 2 Stormtroopers watch and laugh

  • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
    @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Boba and Gary in the back laughing their asses off LOL

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Remember Kids: the dark lord of the Sith alters deals... and then asks you to pray they aren't altered.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The deleted end credits scene of _The Empire Strikes Back._

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vader kept messing with Lando's mind and he didn't even need the Force to do it. Master manipulator.

  • @andrewstovall2853
    @andrewstovall2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THIS DEAL...Is Very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ROTFLMFAO!!! You know that something's funny when you see Boba Fett and stormtroopers laughing their asses off! Stormtroopers do NOT laugh!!

  • @barkleycoker9121
    @barkleycoker9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I kind of wish lando had kept going so Vader kept altering the deal. I feel like the other ways he’d alter it would have been hilarious. And I think it would’ve also been hilarious if Vader had altered the desk another time even after lando was like “this deal… is very fair and I’m happy to be a part of it”

  • @randomality
    @randomality 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A parallel between Sony and the Hackers...

    • @4Darco
      @4Darco 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you le epic reddit army?

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best Star Wars Robot Chicken Skit.

  • @clonetrooper2505
    @clonetrooper2505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Still hilarious 5 years later.

  • @Sweetheart-dd1rk
    @Sweetheart-dd1rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love how at the end Lando says the deal is fair and he's happy to be a part of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i sensed sarcasum in that statement i will make you say you love justin bieber and will listen to his music forever"

    • @wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687
      @wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part, and how he starts to gather all the items.

  • @revan6614
    @revan6614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Darth Vader is the biggest troll in the galaxy XD

  • @luissoulless1976
    @luissoulless1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What makes it more funny is that you can see boba fett and the stormtroopers laughing in the background!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is my favorite sketch

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Disney: We are cancelling the Clone Wars.
    Fans: This was never a condition of our arrangement!
    Disney: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
    Fans: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    Disney: Also, we are cancelling 1313 and making a rebooted Battlefront with EA, with only half the features of the 2005 game.
    Fans: But that’s ridiculous!
    Disney: I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    Fans: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    Disney: Also, the Expanded Universe is now non-canon. Our new sequel trilogy will tell the TRUE story of what happened after Return of the Jedi.
    Fans: But the Expanded Universe had so much lore behind it! Now you’ve basically got to rewrite all the rules, and you’re just telling everyone to forget what happened.
    Disney: I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    Fans: This deal is getting worse all the time!
    Disney: Also, Luke Skywalker is a total failure, Han and Leia are separated, and Rey is the most powerful being who ever existed.
    Fans: What?! Who’s Rey?! This was never part of the deal!
    Disney: I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    Fans: This deal is getting worse all the TIME!
    Disney: Also, we will be crossing over with Fortnite and have decided that Palpatine never died and Anakin was pointless.
    Fans: What?! But that just renders all the other movies meaningless! You guys are insane!
    Disney: I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.
    Fans: THIS DEAL.... is very fair, and I’m happy to be a part of it! 😁

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waaaaaaa!

    • @ryanconner6364
      @ryanconner6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We should be happy that Disney brought The Clone Wars back for final season and they let Dave Filoni do work

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If only they had the foresight to have a random unicycle in the background of Lando's truck in rise of skywalker :D

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite part is Boba and the Stormtrooper cracking up at Lando's misfortune.

  • @The_Marvelist
    @The_Marvelist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Better usage of Lando than in ROS

  • @yksnimus
    @yksnimus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its so well made