9:55 Badger goes to stab a taser, taser shocks him, Badger instantly pulls out his shotgun at a speed no human can comprehend and makes a hole where the taser's face used to be.
@@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.
Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_ Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._* Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3
Imagine the police radio that day. "Uh, control?" "yes?" "There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it." "holy hell. Retreat immediately."
Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy. Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE God, I wish they did more of these special kills.
@Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.
I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.
I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.
Well. Almost all of the music is written by Bain. Since Simon Viklund voices Bain. He also is the one singing in Flames of Love from the BBQ Pack dlc and the country songs of Pat Briscoe with “Im a Wild One” and “Drifting”
imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"
"Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" We bullied him enough and he added it.
Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now” then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”
“I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.” Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”
"I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.
Robber: Put all the money in the bag Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down* Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on
You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask
Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen? Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!". Then watch chaos unfold.
You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon. Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.
"Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player- _Always_ *_Cheats."_* Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.
@@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature
4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol
@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.
@@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.
@Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.
@@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is. *Happy shitpost noises*
I've seen clips of that kind of thing man ... not funny, but I still laughed like an idiot because ... well I've been around ... seen a lotta shit in my day. No I'm not a boomer, just well traveled.
The DALTONS. I thought the Medic said "the Dolphins", and I'm like "Ah. He's a Jets fan." Which made it even funnier during the Counterfeit heist since you're in Florida.
@@crowsenpai5625 no i think it does more but my choice of weapon is the posioned ninja one as that posion is all i care about for it makes bulldozers drop like get a bow and thunk! * dozer drops dead after 3 arrows in the fucking chest*
I don't even play this game (at least not yet since my PC is so weak), and the first thing I get from this community are remixes of Dallas's medic bag line.
*spoilers* if you're interested in payday's lore Correction: demon Cloakers are demons They demons are from whatever dimension the dentist accesses with those Illuminati boxes
Luke Patterson-snell Long Story Short. Everyone is panic buying ammunition. 9mm has been especially hard hit due to it being cheap and used in nearly every production handgun.
Only problem with ex president is your armor needs to run out first. Chances on higher difficulties are, if your armor runs out, you are in a pretty bad situation already
Police chief: hey guys I’m having a barbecue at my place The entire police force: •eyes glow red• you’re having what Police chief: A barbecue CLOAKER: •dropkick‘s police chief• Badger: Rage full problems require rage full solutions -badger 2020
7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD
The bank wonderful perks in a nutshell Crew Chief - WITH EACH HOSTAGE I GROW STRONGER Muscle - m o n k e Armorer - Essentially wearing power armor Rouge - Heads or tails? Crook - Best of two worlds Hitman - Hey so this is an armor perk but I also have like this other perk for akimbo guns Burglar - What was that again? I can’t hear anything listening to this FUCKING SLAMMERS Infiltrator - Essentially worse sociopath Sociopath - “Do you know what time it is?” Grinder - The blood of my enemies shall heal my wounds Anarchist - Juggernaut in a suit that recovers armor in segments rather than full (Favorite) Yukaza - S P E E D Ex President - Grinder but more consistent so.... Biker - You mean OUR HEALTH AND ARMOR? Stoic - Alcoholism Kingpin - YOU CANT KILL ME, YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE JUGGERNAUT BIOTCH . Hacker - Rouge but better Maniac - “What in the fuck? Is this even usable?” Tag Team - no. Gambler - this is OUR ammo now Sicario - basically gives cops storm trooper aim.
13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...
Or it's rare because you actually have to find the MP40 mags. And you can't find those often. You see you can't load glock mags into a MP40, if you didn't know that.
6:25 "Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
This man does not disappoint
WE HAVE THE BIG SPOON
WE GOT IT BOIS!
YEEEAh
Yush...
DA SPOON im literally gonna start payday 2 up again just for the spoon
9:55 Badger goes to stab a taser, taser shocks him, Badger instantly pulls out his shotgun at a speed no human can comprehend and makes a hole where the taser's face used to be.
Oh god
There is literally no frames between the knife and the gun
He's said before his mongoose reflexes are his best skill.
that´s payday 2 for you brother
Fucking hell that's some wild west gunslinger shit right there
When Badger goes into the public games
"We running stealth or loud?"
Badger: "I'll be the Saiyan."
*proceeds to DBZ punch the armed authorities*
*K.O!* _KNOCKS OUT CLOAKER_
10:05 be wary of the t-posers they have ascended. but it only makes sense to fear them.
@Extraordinary Nerd fantastic!
@@obamaminion418 they are the dominant lifeforms that visits the planet of the payday universe to check on the earthlings. They dare not show the earthlings their true power, yet.
@@seantaggart7382 There’s an achievement for killing a cloaker mid jump.
Being a Sociopath in Payday 2 is the definition of the Spartan response to the question "Why are your swords so short?", which is _"So we can get closer to our enemies as we watch them die."_
Death is not an option, _it's a requirement, _*_and i'm an over-achiever._*
Monke woke up. Monke chose violence. Be like monke. :3
The fact that Badger did not Pin or heart this comment fucking blows blows me away
yes.
@@The_Grim_Reaper6934I mean this comment is like 2 years after the video, prolly just hasn’t seen it?
5:15 I’m a god such a fucking God
Imagine the police radio that day.
"Uh, control?"
"yes?"
"There's a monke with a monke mask in an alleyway hipfiring a m1 garand with a suppressor and a laser on it."
"holy hell. Retreat immediately."
he is also beating shit out of out fucking BULLDOZERS
Damn best comment I've seen all day
"Also he just bare-knuckle boxed the Bulldozer into a coma"
Yes
@@Viddaric if I were a cop that witnessed that I would just run away and quit immediately tbh.
“I Will Give you my All” is just the cloaker explaining why he should be on the police force despite his blatant sociopathy
This makes perfect sense and is now Canon
Xerain House imagine every heist only one cloaker but it has the zealdozers health
chara dreemurr it starts beating someone and you have everyone else unload a full mag of a Thanatos into it in 30 seconds.
I will give you brutality!
chara dreemurr *Laughs in electric brass knuckles stun lock*
Yo, Badger, long time player here. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are two characters with special gore kills depending on their weapons and enemy.
Jiro + Katana Melee + Charged Melee Kill on Cloakers = Chopped in Half or Beheaded
Bodhi + Platypus Sniper Rifle + Headshot on Tazers = Chunks of Head GONE
God, I wish they did more of these special kills.
You can also get a blt-mod that allows anyone to perform these gorey kills with any weapon
i shotgunned a cloaker in half yesterday, pogged out
@Kanna Seppukamui Yeah, if you use Jiro as your playable character, equip the katana, and charge that sum bitch, you can cut the cloakers head or his body in half.
I wished there was one for jacket where basically he recreates his killing blow from HM. Like just jacket + fist = bash they're head in like a got damn egg.
@@TJKnight94 Yo, I need to look in those mods for the game. Been playing since the 360, still haven't tried any.
@@godzillafan9115 Or you charge up a punch and he punches so hard that the Medic's neck snaps 180.
I'm still constantly amused by the fact that "I Will Give You My All 2017" is written and performed by the one, the only, Bain's voice actor. And also he's the Cloaker voice actor. Bain and/or a Cloaker just going nuts over the comms while the gang goes apeshit.
It's even more ironic if you're in a heist with a radio (like Murky Station or Big Oil Day 1), because it can play the original version
oh now that you say it... I do hear Bain now. hmm interesting.
The voice actor for bain is also the voice actor for the dozers
It gets better: the VA for Bain and the Cloakers composes a majority of Payday 2's soundtrack
Well. Almost all of the music is written by Bain. Since Simon Viklund voices Bain. He also is the one singing in Flames of Love from the BBQ Pack dlc and the country songs of Pat Briscoe with “Im a Wild One” and “Drifting”
imagine if jacket accidentally used the wrong message
like he takes down a crew of cloakers and instead of something badass
the tape recorder says something like "your prostate exam is scheduled at 2 pm"
i dont see how this is wrong.
@@siriuswinter1065 to add, and then jacket stabs them in the nuts
@@siriuswinter1065 oh god it just clicked to me
where do you think he kept all those tapes
Even better
"Is there a comically large spoon melee?" "I swear to god Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough"
We bullied him enough and he added it.
71 Beyond by adding it's golden Big Brother that does double the damage and set people on fire at a 20% chance
@@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n or in bagers case a "20%" chanceXD
More like 100% chanch in bagers case
@@armywife5kids same with beating up the damn drill to restart it
Bullying works
Badger: "how is 9mm hard to find"
Every american gun owner: *tears up*
As a non-American, I laugh at this.
Disgusting Milky Water. You can thank the noguns for this. Basically: “oh, we need fucking gun control right now”
then when the lockdown hit: “I need a gun right now, what do you mean I have a waiting period thanks to gun control, reeeeeeee”
@Blake White ok boomer?
😭😭😭
Blake White stop mr American gun man
“I suppressed my Garand and threw a laser on it, which only a literal ape would do.”
Me doing stealth with dual suppressed Broomhandles with pink laser sights: “nobody expects *monke* ”
*I almost coughed my throat out when I actually used my brain to picture what you just typed*
What would this even look like
"i wrap my pizza in another pizza call that shit cholestrol" still gets me everytime
The one where he says “FUCK” gets me because you can hear his brain trying to find a word to say
wrap my pizza in a pound a butter, call that shit paula dean
@@NintendoNerd64 great taste, and incredible racism in every bite!
I'm your 800 like do I get a prize
@@DeadLiftGaming A Cloaker Visit
"I will give you my all" played when I was the last man standing, camping a corner during an endless assault with '800 pound gorilla', ammo bags, and a LMG; splitting my time between mowing down heavies and taking as many hostages as I could. It will always be an epic piece.
Nice carpenter brut pfp
YOOOO ANOTHER 800 LBS GORILLA GAMER LETS GOOOOOOO
Damn now I wanna see that, that sounds epic
you gave them your all
The song increased all your skills and perks by 500%
Bulldozer:"Oh, you're aproaching me?"
Badger:"I can't stab the shit out of you without getting closer"
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE !!!!
@@rodgerickmercer4866 aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@flaretheragegamer8451 RUNNNN AH
funny weed number deployed
Oh Ho Ho Ho, come as close as you’d like then!
5:18 Badger fixed the drill a third time and I IMMEADIATELY got an ad for Engineering courses in Japan
I got one for Home Depot-
@@heyitsthedude Man I'm jealous of yall's ads, I want an ad for microwave turntables.
Robber: Put all the money in the bag
Banker: Okay sir I'll get on it *looks down*
Banker: Sir why are you robbing us with such fresh ass timberlands on
who tf says timerlands just say timbs
Gotta pay for dem timbs somehow
wha??? who??? A banker that’s who
@@joey-js9pr a professional
@@joey-js9pr Someone with professional etiquette.
Payday 2: Stealth is an optio-
Russainbadger: *peace was never an option*
HONK.
Upvote this comment so we can see Badger play stealth. Honestly I just want to see him suffer.
Sora.N Minakaze someone introduce him to yacht heist
Same applies to crysis remastered, you can even reject modernity and return to MONKE in that game
@@oH_._ that’s the second worst stealth heist, Alesso is 10 times as bad though.
Didn’t know badger finally realized he’s the avatar.
hes not avatar his hair is a size 1
Dammit beat me to it
Pulse
Nah Professor Xavier didn't lose his legs in this timeline XD
Elmstreet Destro bruh
Jacket tape recorder lines 0:30 0:47 2:03 2:14 2:31 2:47 3:02 3:15 3:34 4:26 4:35 4:45 6:49 8:08 9:49 10:55 12:16 13:56 16:11 17:18 19:18 19:59
21 lines 💀
22 vhs lines 💀💀💀
You forgot 6:28
@@skywardstargaze1768 thats a medic line in a vhs filter
why the HELL did you do this?
Badger please I still haven't come down off the adrenaline high from the last Payday video
What do you mean? That makes it even better
Its all part of Mr. Bone's wild ride. It never ends
We will all overdose
THE WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS
IKR I’ve been waiting for this for so long he need to do more
"You look so innocent."
Cultist in the Enter the Gungeon:
Kills bullet god and his teammate.
Hah! Betrayal at it's finest!
@Alejandro GAMEZ SIERRA it is a easter egg you can find Bullet's head and Marine's helmet too
Where do you get the Gungeon gear
@@garrettbates9124 I don't remember the map but they are scattered around inside of it
You can find smol figurines around bank heist (dont know which bank heist), jewelry store and one more that I forgot you and when you find 5 or 10 you will get the mask
13:37 I love that as soon as Badger asks the question, all of his friends start yelling "schewpid"
12:33, you got the time wrong.
He also uses Hoxton on his SFM animations too xD (since Hoxton is British)
@@A3therk1n Only different because Badger deleted the sponsorship segment at the beginning. :P
@@TalkedSniper322 eh. still got it wrong- :/
Want a surefire way to devolve you and your friends into a group of cavemen?
Try to make a conversation about mooses and how weird they sound and then try to shout "EEEEUGH!".
Then watch chaos unfold.
I like how at 8:08, badger is just getting slowly concerned when jacket gets closer to the camera.
Normal pubs: stealth or loud?
RussianBadger pub: M O N K E
WULULULULULU
normal pubs are usually loud anyways so nothing changes
We Actually have to cyberbully Almir to give us a "Comically large spoon" As a melee weapon. Like Actually
Give us the link
@@alexanderkuczaj2583 *le s p o o n*
I have a better idea, give us a stand arrow
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 yes. we need it.
Ghostly ill stab cloaker with it and give him a stand i have an arrow
You probably know this, but they actually added the comically large spoon.
Edit: This comment was made before his vid on the comically large spoon, stop telling me about it.
And a golden spoon
I KNOW RIGHT, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS THAT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
i was abt to say it
I have a feeling he’s going to make another payday video. Prediction: monke gets spoon.
The holy spoon
Legends say that to this day, Badger still hasn't missed a single drill fix hit
Ah yes,
One thing i DON'T want to hear on mayhem heist is:
"What's a grenade button?"
"What's a Grenade"
-Me, a Stoic Player
@@zeron2688 It's a statement. ;)
hey bro whats the grenade button tho?
@@zeron2688 "get out of school" card
just imagine one of those cops in heaven be like: 'oh how did you die?'
'I was stabbed with a grill fork by a mute bank robber
they also added the comically large spoon so now its "i was beat to death with a comically large spoon by a bank robber"
'they also used a tape recorder for some reason and had a chicken mask along with a stylish jacket '
Or with my favorite “I was Karate chopped in the throat by an Australian women in full body armor.”
The roasts are perfect representing, like "my blood was claimed to be used for barbecue sauce"
“I was killed with a comically large spoon by some guy in a Monkey mask.”
"Heads, or tails. The tossed coin. A metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player-
_Always_
*_Cheats."_*
Damned if those Jacket quotes aren't terrifying.
jesuschrist why yep
What do you mean that makes it better
Terrifying yet true
Laughs in faze jarves
Jacket is a psychopath what do you expect XD
15:12 I wrap my pizza in another pizza and call that shit Viagra
13:14
“How is 9mm hard to find?”
Well, it all started back in January...
It all started when they killed that damned gorilla
Gun owner problems
January? I don't think that is when George Floyd died to his heart attack
Facts
@@hulksmash3429 And thats a fact
I have come back here to tell everybody that yes, we are getting a fucking spoon melee weapon.
Ya bastard, beat me to it
Yo can I get some ice cream?
Only a spoonful!
think they would do a video on payday 2 with the spoon?
@@fireice-dy8xg He better, this is HIS legacy, after all.
That comically large spoon comment aged like fine wine
Na dude aged like milk
@@Hyprek_ - ...Why, exactly? It got added to the game as an OP melee weapon. I’d call that well-aged.
And the 9 mm being hard to find comment aged like milk
@@mememaster2794 - …the fuck does THAT mean?
It has 69 comments. So only comment about it on here
6:03
Cloaker was observing Social distancing even while beating you asses up 🤣🤣
10:50
Just adding a timestamp to one of the most intimidating quotes i've ever heard
I hate this
The one criminal that can match the insanity fo the Joker
It's probably one of my favorite quotes from this game
Who’s is that chicken man
@@thehealthyhashira7825 that's Jacket, he likes hurting other people.
"Yo Jacket and the Sociopath Perk Deck are so cool"
*Cries in Australian*
Don’t you guys get it for free?
No, Hotline Miami is banned in Australia and they have to wait till they send you something
@@normaefird9579 thats what i was talking about, they send you a code so you can get it
@@normaefird9579 If you send a email to overkill with proof of austrailan citinsenship you Get it for free (there is a a long wait, but still)
@@dres4r977 the devs outright tell you to pirate it or show citizenship to the devs and you'll get a code
“Like how is 9mm hard to find?”
He does not know.
So. Fucking. Expensive.
Bruh I run dual-weild p90's
Aint no ammo
@@MrStephenmor I have a minigun and a flamethrower with thermite grenades and a fucking kitchen knife, never before has joy been the most terrifying force of nature
I haven't found any in 2 months, how's a boog boy gonna boog with no 9?
Too real.... sad boog noises
4:25 Dozer just be standing there, watching a man with a chicken mask whacking a Cloaker with a nail hammer made me laugh harder then it shouldn't have lol
RussianBadger: *Makes Payday content and makes it more relevant than ever*
Overkill: "It's free real estate"
Why have these stale reddit memes infested absolutely every youtube comment section?
I bought the game just because Badger reminded me of it and made it look really fun
@@Mosezgarcea me too mate and im enjoing it
"heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats"
found my yearbook quote
I've always wondered... what does it mean the last phrase? "The wise player always cheats"
Does anyone knows about it?
@@MixG98 basically it just means that a smart person never leaves anything to actual chance and rigs the odds so that they always win. A lot of stuff that people "leave to chance" realistically can be taken advantage of it you know what you are doing.
@@starlord7774true but how do you cheat at coin tossing?
@@P4R53C5 weighted coin/tampering with the coin itself. Tossing it a certain way to manipulate it to face a certain way. The quote is more so a metaphor than an actual situation.
@@P4R53C5 a 2 headed coin
Me: there is no way to make "Jacket" cooler than he is.
This Video: **press play** hold my bat...
Jacket is fucking sick tho. Best heister.
leaving this world isn’t as scary as it seems
"The following presentation is not suited for minors."
‘We hope you will have a pleasant flight!’
At 1:57 right after he says “we may need a paid dlc, and we got one!” For 1 frame you can see a state of survival ad
yeah, i noticed that he cut out the ad lol
@@jackmiothey prolly backed out of the contract, so badger removed the ad
Police doing their job:
Some shiter: THIS IS THE STANCE
I am a moke dodge main you shitters
_/_/ The Monke Stance
how did you mispell shitter my man
wha??? who??? Read my hat homie I have what the kids call dum
13:14
“How is 9mm hard to find?”
2020 comin in like
Aged like fuckin' milk, and the video itself is from this year too lmao
Stonks
I had to resort to 50 bmg because that wasnt sold out
@Owen Watts dude stfu no one, and I mean no one calls it 9x19mm luger. Yes I understand technically other 9mm rounds exist like. 380 and 9x39 but literally everyone understood.
@@bishoppope2921 everyone calls it 9mm Luger or 9x19, you also forgot to mention 9x18mm Makarov and during time of upload 9x19 was extremely rare. Still is.
*Happy shitpost noises*
"When British people say Stupid, how many S's, C's and H's are exaggerated?"
QUITE a lot. It's 65% of how you say it
*take my like*
as a brit can confirm
As an American can’t confirm but that sounds very funny
Im reading this at the moment when they start saying that
@@dulizardglasses3170 you fucken take mine i swear to god-
19:38 you know your doing well when the enemy medic needs a medic
Cloaker: I fear no man, but that t h i n g…..
*counter strike perk*
It scares me…….
Get..that.. fucking..shit...
*AWAY FROM ME*
@@MykeGG *proceeds to wululu the wululu boi*
@@elmendelasarten8365 *AUGH*
@@MykeGG imma drop kick you now
@@davidwilliams1949 no No NOOOO
The 4 playstyles of Payday 2
Armor
Dodge
Grinder
*_M O N K I_*
I am an armored *M O N K I*
M O N K E
Grinder is basically Dodge Lite so....yeah
M O N K E
Armored Dodge Grinder *MONKE*
“This medic is tanky”
*Laughs in medic dozer*
Laughs in medic dozer healing minigun dozer
Off topic but 2:49 I see a boomer from left 4 dead and I think they stall the model.
Nah not minigun dozer, it’s not the worst, but skulldozers !
@@robbiethecontroller9642 yea, maybe. Cause I see it too.
@@lalasagneexecrable752 Minigun dozers are way worse
5:53 yes with everything but sociopath because of the 10x damage when melee attacking twice in a second
You want to charge attack, use infiltrator
Badger got that "Avatar : Legend Of Baldjur" haircut going on
"He was a brave soldier, who died protecting the Golden Grin."
"How'd he die?"
"Fork."
"Twok"*
Monke
That's how I want to die
Why am I crying laughing right now...?
hey britian murica f*ck yeah
Sociopath: "call and ambulance".
Sociopath, pulling out melee weapon: *but not for me*
*stabs in the neck with the push daggers*
Is it just me or does anybody else laugh when heavenly father laughs just something about his laugh puts a smile on my face
Imagine donkey punching a fully armored federal officer in the face, and he just crumples like a broken deck chair
I've seen clips of that kind of thing man ... not funny, but I still laughed like an idiot because ... well I've been around ... seen a lotta shit in my day.
No I'm not a boomer, just well traveled.
Same as you Theo C
@@Emperor_Of_Mankind you
I read donkey punching, and thought this comment was gonna be wild 😂
"wait, theres an achievement?"
Half of pd2 achievements get unlocked that way
yea.
literally playing a public game "Adcheivment get Virus"
1000+ achievments
Not half of them, 90 percent of them, the other 10 you need to check the achievement tab
"Wait, there's a car?"
I got that achievement first time playing Meltdown. Almost quit halfway because forklift.
@@markulyssestabasan3064 that car was so much worse. Breaks every 3 minutes, way too easy to flip over. Forklifts can skip most of the drive
The DALTONS.
I thought the Medic said "the Dolphins", and I'm like "Ah. He's a Jets fan."
Which made it even funnier during the Counterfeit heist since you're in Florida.
Same
I thought that was looki look reference?
13:20
*2 men get flung up into the air on beat with razormind*
“Mmm that voice sound familiar...”
“Marioinatophat”
“YO ITS MY MANS”
Strimby is now famous. Wooo!
This is good for ScrungoCoin
maria you are a skill of noob
KankSchlap nice aced deployable
Maria loves stealth
Imagine training for years of your life to become a member of the SWAT and some guy in a doge mask attacks you with a grill fork and an M1 Garand
“All these officers”
*equips diamond pickaxe*
“So little time...”
"And all I did was play Minecraft."
"So little mine..."
18:38
you KNOW you're doing good at heisting when the ENEMY MEDIC-
*N E E D S A M E D I C-*
That js advanced tactic ma dude
Fun fact: Despite being loud as F, the chainsaw is a silent weapon.
And does the same damage as just smacking them with your gun.
@@crowsenpai5625 no i think it does more but my choice of weapon is the posioned ninja one as that posion is all i care about for it makes bulldozers drop like get a bow and thunk! * dozer drops dead after 3 arrows in the fucking chest*
@@crowsenpai5625 But not as funny as sneaking up on a guard with the chainsaw's motor revving like a muscle car at a drag race start line.
Wait
In the distance: "dude being saw in half screaming for life"
Guard on the other side: hmm must be the wind.
“How hard is it to find 9mm”
Every gun owner in America right now: Boi let me tell you what
/\
Why use 9mm when you can use 50.Cal
Siegi Griesmayr because I don’t ha 12 grand to spend on an M82 and I’d rather not pay 5 bucks for every round I wanna shoot
Dead ass tho dog. I got my box o'hollowsblat point.... But that's it.
@Shane Winslow payday 2 adjusted to issues of the real world
Badger playing Jacket is one of those things where you can't believe it hasn't happened yet.
I could believe it if he would play with Microsoft Jacket
Good on him for playing one of the best characters.
8:24 Couch Baby
It is at the perfect time so it sounds like “ouch baby”
Couch Baby
Being in the Payday fandom is basically diving straight into a pool of memes and dubstep
And CASH!
"Are ya winnin, heisters?"
ZA HANDO GA KESU
I don't even play this game (at least not yet since my PC is so weak), and the first thing I get from this community are remixes of Dallas's medic bag line.
"Wait, thats an achievement?!?"
Payday 2 achievements in a nutshell
Fish A.I
@@nooneimportant7566 oh god no
There’s an achievement for jumping. Why?
@@ANAYELIPALACIOS oh God yes
@@purpowld323 you can get a mask by jumping for a whole heist
Let's be honest, if we ever managed to get a GIANT SPOON melee weapon, the game would suddenly become absolute perfection.
Comically Large Spoon
We all knew that the devs are cool enough
We got a pencil and a ruler. Soooooo
.....You mean a shovel?
What about a Spork?
I don't know why but you showed up on my recommendations but I can kinda see why, ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I HAVE FOUND YET FULL OF CHAOS. XD
Welcome to the circus
@@Juanguar I would like to call it the circus of chaos
@@TheYugiohChessDude FBI? I kinda killed all your dozers. You might need some new ones.
“Woah we’re getting robbed but damn he fresh”
-security guard
“BETTER LATE THEN NEVER.”
-some police officer that can drop kick a clown over a Toyota car
Nice
WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
"Go to the forums and cry like the little beach your are!"
*_You Call This "Resisting Arrest?" We Call This A "DIFFICULTY TWEAK."_*
I never knew that those recordings had such *TERRIFYING* dialogue.
"There is no need to be alarmed"
"I dont think that is supposed to be there."
"Excercise caution when AGGRAVATING MY TEMPER"
"Do you know what time it is?"
This was one of God's first prototypes at making a DoomSlayer. ......... *he still doesn't know if this was a success or now*
Cloaker:"you call this resisting arrest we call this a diffic-" jacket:"oh I dont think so"
“Is this alien?” *proceeds to get dunked on by cloaker, who’s probably a alien*
Oi! Spoliers!
*spoilers* if you're interested in payday's lore
Correction: demon
Cloakers are demons
They demons are from whatever dimension the dentist accesses with those Illuminati boxes
TheRussianBadger: Talk about different melee weapons.
Me who only uses an ice pick and a shocker: WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 🗿
Ice pick forever
7:12
Badger: "Die you fuck, PLEASE!!!"
SWAT: _"alrighty then..."_
*_*tf2 crit noise*_*
The magic word
"please" solves all problems!
7:15
16:33 Dozer “Ok I’m here now who wants to die!” Three hits with a pickax later.
“How is 9mm hard to find?”
2020: hey got some news for you
Worth it's weight in gold
2020, the year when owning a Makarov was easier to fund than a Glock
Is this some kind of American joke I'm to British to understand
Luke Patterson-snell yeah
Luke Patterson-snell Long Story Short. Everyone is panic buying ammunition. 9mm has been especially hard hit due to it being cheap and used in nearly every production handgun.
Ex-president deck: I don't need full ballistic, I will armor myself in Y O U R B L O O D
Amen brother
@@insertusername7253 yeehaw
Only problem with ex president is your armor needs to run out first.
Chances on higher difficulties are, if your armor runs out, you are in a pretty bad situation already
Yeah kinda, i use 2nd wind to get back in cover so it helps alot
Ex-president gang!
Police chief: hey guys I’m having a barbecue at my place
The entire police force: •eyes glow red• you’re having what
Police chief: A barbecue
CLOAKER: •dropkick‘s police chief•
Badger: Rage full problems require rage full solutions -badger 2020
Fork induced PTSD
Just wait until they get the spoon
7:15 I love the inclusion of the default TF2 hit sound right there. Almost makes me want Badger to do a video in Team Fortress 2... and possibly get either curbstomped by bots or join the players in curbstomping them back. Seriously, the game's bot problem became so bad that the players are figuring out strategies to counter said bots. XD
Petition to add a “work from home” DLC were every cop, cloaker, and dozer is a robot being remotely controlled
yes
MvM Update?
If its gonna be like MvM, make it for Safe House Raid.
orphan: gets random firmware updates
kid with parents: lmao shoulda had the Battle pass
the hacker kid: *laughs in infinite knowledge*
@@juicemeister1984 Albert Eisenstein bypassed the vac system
When the devs nerf Stephen Hawking
@@asianlegolas6683 bruh when will I get my first buff
He doesn't miss
Grinder is basically "I do not know where I am. All I know is that I must kill."
You get heals from kills and it only works with LWBV and Suit
G R I N D E R
The alpha perks
@DIOGO SOUSA u mean gambler?
@DIOGO SOUSA u welcome dude
Anarchist is the same thing, but with armor.
14:07 "GRIND"
There's an "awkward seal" mask in the game and I'm dissapointed you haven't used it in a video yet.
Someone needs to tweet to badger that the seal exists in this game
@@oH_._ it's a random drop mask he might not have it yet
True.
TH3 H3LL R41S3R all you need to do is a few crime sprees to get the coins to buy it
He already has it. You could see it in his inventory on stream.
"Ugh this is what Nightmares are made of"
Jacket: "Hello :3"
If you get in bed with Jacket:
*I DON‘T THINK THAT‘S SUPPOSED TO GO THERE*
Badger:says that jacket is deadly as shit.
Jacket:hi(・∀・)
@@tomshnider3660 Canonically Jacket and Wolf both get along REALLY WELL.
youre just proving his point my guy
@@ninja6245-real do explain
Imagine being a swat officer and respond to a bank robbery just to see a guy with a kitchen knife come towards you
*Tries to cock the swat-issued rifle just in time to look back up and the guy is already in your face swinging down with the knife*
@@nepspartan-7597 *While crab walking towards you*
17:31 we must
R E T U R N
T O
M O N K E ! ! !
Enemy model: glitches in frames
Badger: *S P O O N*
"it's not a bug, it's a feature."
"It's a feature that may or may not be tweaked in the future."
The bank wonderful perks in a nutshell
Crew Chief - WITH EACH HOSTAGE I GROW STRONGER
Muscle - m o n k e
Armorer - Essentially wearing power armor
Rouge - Heads or tails?
Crook - Best of two worlds
Hitman - Hey so this is an armor perk but I also have like this other perk for akimbo guns
Burglar - What was that again? I can’t hear anything listening to this FUCKING SLAMMERS
Infiltrator - Essentially worse sociopath
Sociopath - “Do you know what time it is?”
Grinder - The blood of my enemies shall heal my wounds
Anarchist - Juggernaut in a suit that recovers armor in segments rather than full (Favorite)
Yukaza - S P E E D
Ex President - Grinder but more consistent so....
Biker - You mean OUR HEALTH AND ARMOR?
Stoic - Alcoholism
Kingpin - YOU CANT KILL ME, YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE JUGGERNAUT BIOTCH .
Hacker - Rouge but better
Maniac - “What in the fuck? Is this even usable?”
Tag Team - no.
Gambler - this is OUR ammo now
Sicario - basically gives cops storm trooper aim.
Tag team is just fucking “no” lol
As a rouge/kingpin/muscle main this is all factual
You have triggered my Maniac Card!^^
*Rogue
(I'm sorry, but I have a reputation to keep)
Alcoholism is the way I go baby.
you executed that clocker with a luger harder then the SS coming for my grandparents.
HOLY SH*T BRO
Ouch bro.
@@averagecustodes2562 what to much?
My English is not the best. I polski
You would be happy to know your victims of a robbery
@@foxson7197 well technically yes we did lose our money.
13:50 i just realized that badger animated the model so correctly. the models hand is in specific position so his finger doesnt get caught in the loading mechanism when he pushes the clip in and giving him the "Garand Thumb" o7 my friend o7...
RussianBadger: “you know what”...
*CLOAKER SCREECH INTENSIFIES*
*SCREAMS IN MEDIC BAG*
ReehehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
2020: where 9mm is the equivalent of a 20$ bill and 7.62 is the equivalent of a quarter
execpt you cant find neither cuz we all use our credit cards to pay for shit
a quarter is pretty cheap for .308/7.62x51mm, but expensive for 7.62x39mm. in 2020 everything is expensive lol
A .22 is still less than a penny, tho
@@spidermikejr I found a 1,000 rd spam can for $300.
I'm currently unemployed, but boy howdy am I tempted
Or it's rare because you actually have to find the MP40 mags. And you can't find those often. You see you can't load glock mags into a MP40, if you didn't know that.
20:45
“Cloaker in da bank, what will he do?”
Get his ankles hammered in, apparently