Matteo Lane - We'll Never Be Satisfied With Barbie
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2024
- #MatteoLane on being type cast, how every #Disney character is gay, and all the different transformations #Barbie dolls have gone through.
Matteo Lane stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.
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No other comedian starts their set with whistle notes 👏🏾🎉😍
That’s was lovely
Like a majestic operatic dolphin in this opening 🤩🐬🎶 those pitches!
No other can 😄
Mariah has left the room.
We found someone to replace mariah carey when she needs someone to fill in..
He is like Freddie Mercury's long lost son
But the talent gene was recessive
Ipshita T i was just gonna comment on that
👍👍
Freddie Mercury and Marah Carey's artificially concieved son.
J T ouch
That whistle note?! WHAAT!
Luci Fawer he’s an opera singer
Giving Mariah a run for her money
All joking aside he’s 100% right about Barbie.
As a girl, i agree!
Ikr
Also a 100% right about Batman lol
And Batman
Yes he's funny; Yes he's lovable; BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE LEVEL OF CHARISMA ON THIS MAN...?!
Totally...I thought I was the only one who thought that...I mean opera singer, artist, Jesus this guy is so talented
You mean the charisma with the holes in the knees? Oh ya
Maria Carrie and Freddy Mercury had this baby somehow, I dont know how. Majestic
Who's Maria Carrie? Do u mean Mariah Carey
He is so naturally funny and entertaining. Catch him live when you get a chance 👌🏽
This guy is so talented. The singing. The acting. The voice. He has such a wide range of voice! And he’s FUNNY! I love the last joke! It’s deep and funny! What more can one ask? He deserves so much!!!
I see the spirit of Joan Rivers just *dripping* off this MexiTalian Stallion!! 😍🤩🤣💖
I like that, MexiTalian Stallion. Lol!
Yes...I totally thought the same thing...when he said Grinder YES..that was Joan Rivers
His biceps
I agree
MISHA?
@@HaidebugCreates not really.
Buchanan Winchester no I’m pretty sure that’s misha. Lol
@@HaidebugCreates you got me
That Barbie point is just so true. Her shape didn't bother me because surprise surprise I could tell the difference between a doll and a person :p I didn't expect boys to grow up and look like biker mice from mars. Which by the way my barbie had a really fun relationship with those muscly mice.
Sam and Mickey are a channel where they do stop motions with Barbie dolls and she’s an alcoholic and a sex addict and it’s very vulgar it’s great
One episode she goes on a long rant about being super sexy and little kids don’t give a shit about her neck size and that only adults would notice because they have such bad self esteem issues that a piece of plastic makes you that angry.
She then talks about being a rocket scientist in 1965 and that Ken is nothing but a glorified accessory and that no one gives a shit about unrealistic GI Joes
It’s great
The episode is real housewives of toys r us episode 2
All four of them? You better work 😂
Is he gay? I think he is but i'm not sure.
he GAYYYYYY
He’s straight wtf. Rude.
He said so but im unsure if thats a joke...?
Wow you got the spectrum of replies one can get when making a sarcastic joke. Except maybe anger.
Oh he is hon that’s the tea
I love his style and personality....he is Brilliant.
Fruit by the foot had me dying
Love. Him. I'm ready for his Netflix special NOW
Legit thought that the scream in the beginning was someone whistling
So cute!!!! I adore him
this guy is on a comedic murder rampage. the world needs him. desperately.
Just Wow. The Barbie bit especially! what a talent!
as a chicagoan gotta give it up to the guys from the chicagoland area making a name for themselves and making us laugh Lane, Santino, Maniscalco, etc.
Hell yeah Chicago's where tons of great comedians are either from or got their training. Second City brought us some of the greats. Not a Chicagoan myself but much respect.
04:00 I used to wear my sister's ballet tutu with the rainbow taffeta around the neighborhood in 1952. I don't remember any shaming. Which was a miracle. The neighbor kids the Conditos used to invite me to give dance recitals in their TV room, which I guess was aptly named. I'm a married man now with grandkids... ha, kidding!
Come get your MEAT
s c r e a m i n g
Gabriel Iglesias was my favorite comedian, then Trevor Noah and later John Mulaney, but this video changed it to Matteo!!! 😂❤
I am in love. He is so adorable. 😍
Lol, I love it. You guys post a lot of talented Comedians sets.
*literally this second eating a fruit by the foot* this is a very good night for me and this channel. I'm gonna sub!
I cry the more straight people are made aware of Grindr. I want it to remain a gay secret.
The last line - gold
I completely lost it at the deli face joke hhhhh
He was just . . .
fAAAaabulous!!!!
I'm so sad that I don't live in a country where I can watch Matteo live. Thus, I'm thankful - even - for his short clips around here. I love his comedy.
Aaaah , he makes me happy on the inside --v--.
2:24 I’m fucking howling 😂
Best joke.. About Batman. I've been actually considering this.
@Glenna Smith yeah I didn't get it either, please explain
That fuckin note though
He’s so cute!
OMG high notes to rival Mitch Grassi 😍
This was so ahead of its time! They made two movies to flesh out what he talked about for 2 minutes.
The Batman and Barbie Movie
That Batman reference is spot on!
You're great.💕from Italy
This routine kills me every time
That whistle proves that he’s definitely Mexican
Solid set! Well done.
Damn, that pitch!!!!
The Barbie part hit really hard..
That redhead, oh my god, that redhead. B-e-a-utiful
Love It!
His delivery is so remanescente of Joan Rivers z”l
First second , ARIANA GRANDE COULD NEVER
yep
First of all and exclusively if your gay why didn't you do football and wrestling: you get it...
we do. we just dont tell folks so we can keep doing it
He was so hilarious ♥️💋♥️
I think the first gay character I ever saw on TV was the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
I want to see some new material from him :(
The most dude-bro looking gay guy😜
Killed it, Lol
Werk queen 👑
I love that damn hat
Great Set!
He's better than Mariah.
I'm in love
When this started I thought somebody’s car alarm was going off 😬
Nothing screams more GAY then Matteo Lane.
He’s freaking hot
Hilarious ...
OK, that's it. I refuse to watch any more Matteo Lane videos until he takes his shirt off. It's cruel!
Truth: Barbie has never bar but has to live up to all of everyone else’s standards.
Cute and funny😉
come get your meat
Lmfaooo im screamingggg
He’s hilarious
He’s funny
Love love love you
Fan!
*MY FRRRRIEND- or whateverr*
love him
If anyone read the title and thought of Hamilton
Same
Fucking hilarious
The jokes weren't bad at all and he is funny but I dont like one note comedians, sure 6 minutes isnt very long but I wish he could move in to some different material besides all gay jokes ya know?
His face is deli as in delicious 😋
Kick0a0cat omg
4:10 no wonder it was the gay dude that coined the phrase “gender roles are the worst kind of bread”
❤❤❤
He looks like he works in the mall at the jewelry kiosk and sells cars with lien titles on offer up
For halloween he should be freddie mercury
Nice muscles.
Only a gay white man would start with a gat damn whistle note! 😭😩
Yes c3po
Very nice voice. I can‘t hear any ‚gay‘. Sounds normal
No not all Disney characters are gay the newer ones are more bisexual the villains are always depicted as gay in some form or manner even Ursula she is a total Butch and Cruella DeVille I would think is asexual
Heather RaeStrickland okay but the joke. You get it right
@@neondiddle2039 him missed the obvious backlash that I think would make the joke a little more funnier of how people have noticed throughout Generations that nearly every single f****** villain in the Disney lineup is gay some of them were even modeled after real life gay people that should be infuriating and if your play it off correctly it can make for some funny banter that makes you think that was the point I was trying to make not that all the Disney characters are gay and I'm offended because they're not all gay I'm not offended by that and I have no problem with the new one seeming to be more bisexual or at the very least they don't care about romantic relationships but if you wanted to talk historical the villains all are gay except again Cruella de Vil I think is more asexual especially if you can compare them to real life people not in a bad light but give them a more flamboyant approach especially with Hades he's like straight passing but you know the guy doesn't give a f*** when he gives a f*** and to me that's funny I guess what I'm upset about is that he just brushed a broad stroke when making that statement versus actually getting into the meat of it and playing around with the absurdity of it I hope you caught that innuendo because I didn't when had typed this out and no I don't use commas and punctuation marks when making comments on TH-cam I know it's your age people but I put too much stuff on here to write it out like a story not to be rude just stating a fact about my informal writing skills
Ursla was actually based on the famous drag queem divine
@@jackoconnor9134 my point still stands they made the villains sexual deviance just to add another layer on how evil they are that honestly would just go right over the kids heads so it was unnecessary and very discriminative not to say bad guys can't be sexual deviants but the line is there and specially against that drag queen that's kind of messed up when you compared to all the other villains and their possible sexual orientation it's over kill is what I'm saying
I also C3P0 felt gay as a kid
When this is a point in the Barbie movie?
He like Stewie Griffin growing up
i always thought extra "extravagent" gays are hilarious...this one time in Re-hab,,well i'll leave that alone. but this gay guy made me laugh possibly the most. little did I know he was selling meth to the kids in the re-hab.
Cant fool us Sam Smith
He looks so much like Beck Bennett from SNL!
Hmmm. This is like the 4th set I’ve seen of him. Reminds me of that Ralphie May guy “I’m fat” …and then for 8 mins
I watch because he's hot 🙋♂️🤷♂️ but hes not bad
Ariana Grande????!!!!
This was gay jokes for the straights, basically. 😅 His Comedy Cellar appearances are impossible to top
Sameeeeeee Jokesssssssss
I've noticed a lot of these comedians have the same joke reworded. That Jeselnik guy, I get it, you lead me one way but went another.
LOVE🙌HIM
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