Hahaha when I was in college me and my roommates were all normal pretty girls and 2/4 of us entered college virgins. For boys, I’d say the ratio was even higher. But yeah... it’s not weird at all. I mean, people definitely do that, “YOURE A VIRGIN?!” thing but then they’re usually just like, “Oh, ok.” Lol. Definitely more people ARENT virgins lol, but many are. And to anyone reading this who’s a virgin... have you ever once, ever in your life, even in a movie or a book, heard someone, male or female or etc, say the phrase, “I really wish I would’ve started having sex younger.” Unless if they did it so old that it became a complex for them like 40 YO Virgin, no... no one ever says that. Lol.... there’s a reason for that. Don’t put too much on it, but don’t rush it haha. Or whatever you want to do... just be safe & smart!
@@anelasveric607 Book is bad, but the movie is bad but also boring AF. Cause they cut most of the subplots and they left barely any drama and included way too many clips in silence of hardin and tessa just staring at each other.
love, cleo yes would be hotter if she dressed like his crowd but they wanted to show his Love for her and their “bookish “ vibe connection 😂 as her roommate says about her to her. The whole film is kinda funny now you got me laughing🤣😂
the only thing that would've made me find the movie acceptable is if the ending (after the apology) was a shot of him throwing her dead body into the pond, now that would've been realistic and the people watching would learn a lesson...
the guy's british accent sounds like he's mimicking a non british person's british accent mimicking an actual british person's british accent but it's actually real
Why do I feel those silent moments were actually moments in books when the main character has an internal monologue with herself and they wanted to put that in the movie but without the internal monologue? I feel like that's what they were going for but didn't know that makes sense only in books.
@@satarupagingerkolay imagine looking soulless into someones eyes for 10_20 seconds and have internal monologue,the guy would be creeped out! that's not how it works those monologues are 2 seconds maximum in they're heads, what were they thinking 😂
The thing is majority of the show YOU on Netflix is in the main characters head and it’s a voice over, but it works so well because he’s a literal psychopath. But I agree with you.
What am I doing tbh that's the only time I've seen internal monologue work well. Not only was it hilarious, but it also eased the audience into liking/agreeing with the main lead even though he's doing such fucked up things. It's like the Breaking Bad effect + a cautionary tale of how alluring/likable/ easy to trust psychopaths really are
The only okay adaptation is the show light as a feather.........like it has decent acting and a solid-ish plot 🤷♀️ otherwise I’ve never read any other Wattpad book cause uH- yeah I’m good lmaoo
I feel like the virgin issue is probably even less in in Ivy League schools. “YoU’re A VirGin?” “Yeah, dude, I was too busy in high school getting good grades and working to get into this school.”
@@henrynishimura4104, I honestly don't know because people judge you if you're a virgin but if you're not a virgin they call you easy or use harsher language.
The actress playing Tessa (Josephine Langford) is the sister of Kathrine Langford, who plays Hanna in 13 reasons why. And the actor who plays Hardin is young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes).
Fun fact: the author of the fanfic said that if she would have never read Fifty shades of gray she wouldn't have wrote this. Basically this story is a fanfic of the fanfic of twilight
Really? I never knew about it I didnt love this much as the real fanfic of twilight (aka FSOG)and twilight 😂 This felt short¿ should have had parts or something
Ashima Mathur Yeah, back in 2014 when she published this story she said that 50 shades inspired it lol they are both a little (lot) cringe so that have this in common as well
In the fanfiction, it's actually revealed that his mom was raped by a group of men who wanted to beat up his dad because he started a fight with them whilst drunk. Hardin witnessed it all and has PTSD from the whole incident, which (surprisingly) can only be numbed by Tessa. But also like, Christian was raped by his mother's friend for many years so there's that. We need to stop making fanfiction into actual books.
He addressed something so true!! He said and I quote, "Every writer always has their characters interested in literature. In reality, like 15% of people are like really into books, but every main character of a book is so into books because the person writing it is so into books."
But I think it also has something to do with the audience a book tries to appeal to. Because obviously most people who would read the book are into reading in general. So it's not only because the author loves reading but also because it's an easy way for the audience to relate to the protagonist.
I'm a writer too and none of my characters are into books, but that's because I'm not into books either. The correlation appears to be there for a sample size of n = 2 at least xD
Queen Valencia Somewhere in the world an AP English Language teacher is crying at their failed attempt to teach him basic MLA. Tsk tsk what an abomination
some fangirls imagine ed sheeran with actual defined abs ( i saw post once from a fanfic writter complaining about that and i don't think i've ever laughed so much) so at this point nothing even surprises me.
I was mqd at this line because before that they literally met 2 times, and they haven't talked, the chemistry wasn't there so I don't get why they can't be friends 😂
I feel sorry for the actors, I think they’re really trying. It’s just hard to pull off even a decent performance when the writing is so hopelessly bad. Give them something to work with.
Exactly. It’s like R-Pat and K-Stew with the Twilight movies. They’re not bad, they’re just being forced to work with unsalvageable material. The only two guys who were alright in that series were Billy Burke as Charlie Swan (the dad was actually a good character overall, despite his friends), and Michael Sheen as the big bad guy. He was clearly having the time of his life
@@corvus1374 the person whi wrote it must be a virgin too because actually, is not that normal or common to bleed on the first time. it's more of a myth ( in fact in medieval times women pretended to be virgins by staining the sheets with blood discretely , as in from a cut or carrying it in a phial).
Keiairra G I was thinking about that too. I was about 14 when I read the original and I’m sure the majority of the other girls reading it were around that age or younger. And I’m sure she knew the demographics of her audience at that time, so the fact that this adult was writing Harry styles smut for kids doesn’t really sit right lmao
One of the more toxic lines: “I don’t think we can ever be just friends.” That’s why I think it’s most important to have a foundation of friendship in a relationship, no matter how you meet. If someone doesn’t want anything to do with you unless they’re dating you, that’s not a very strong foundation to build on
Laerke MA i guess because her father also had her go through that it‘s just supposed to be something that they have in common. But youre right with that
I literally can NOT believe this movie was made, and now has sequels, PLURAL ahahhahaha. Not to mention, I read the original fanfic and it was based off Harry and Tessa, and the way he won the bet was by keeping the bloody sheets from when he broke her hymen taking her virginity :-) I can’t believe they somehow got the funding to shoot this 💀
Here’s the thing I’m British and his accent is still SO WEIRD. Like it’s a mix of his deep voice and he’s a roadman in real life so he tries to hide that in the movie... overall it’s just weird to hear him talk lol.
Marie P H idk how you can describe it but they have a distinct accent and they’re from London mostly, sometimes up north. Boys who participate in illegitimate activities and think they’re hard.
THANK YOU. I've been saying for the past three years how weird it is that he doesn't close his eyes when they kiss. It's like everyone else got the memo BUT Hardin.
Aaliyah Hammed lmao it’s just a book that I’m writing, lots of thoughts and chapter ideas just not a lot written. Might not ever be published but we’ll see how it goes. I’m only 19 I got a lot of time to write.
I didn't watch the whole video and i paused it. I was trying to watch it on Tv just now but i spoiled the whole movie for myself by reading these comments
When you realize that she's been fooling with Hardin while dating someone else for most of the movie. And she's supposed to be the moral, decent, reserved person.
@@brianaaaaaa the bet is between harry and zayn to see who can take her virginity first with proof,harry won and his proof were the used condom and the bloody bed sheets that he showed all his "friends" but he ended up falling in love with her
Briana pooh after they find out during truth or dare Tessa is a Virgin, the friend group makes a bet over who can take her virginity- Hardin or Zed. After Hardin does so, he takes the used condom and bloody bed sheets to show to his friends as proof. So yeah big yikes
Tessa constantly looks like she's holding in a fart and everyone talks with such awkward long silences. I feel like these silences are supposed to be really deep and meaningful but it just comes out as cringey
@@callahensley7355 there is not much of actual bdsm in 50shades either, and christian doesn't want a sub, he wants a doormat with no personality and easy to psychologically manipulate. so really, it is quite similar
I was apart of the generation who grew up reading After as a fanfiction - when it was turned into books and changed into Hardin it was insane, then turning it into a movie was hilarious but I'm way too sentimental about this series 😅 Anna Todd had the audacity to invite Harry Styles to the movie premiere and afterwards he blocked her, honestly cracked us all up ahaha
I would not have the courage to invite a famous star to the watch a movie made up the weird story I made in my head about them.. I am not surprise he blocked her
when you used to watch him struggle with the decision to spend $4 to rent a movie and he now spends $15 to buy one he may hate without a second thought.😭😭😭I'm so proud
In honor of Dylan finally uploading After 4 Reaction, I’m re-watching all his After videos. I miss the Sour Patches break 💕 but the “No spanking? No spanking?! NO SPANKING!?! 50 Shades of Grey might be a bad fan-fic but at least it knew what it’s audience wanted!” Has me dying!!! 😂😂😂
The guy who played Haydn, Hero Fiennes-Tiffin played child Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. We've got another Robert Pattinson situation and didn't even realise it.
I literally turned to my sister when watching this movie and was like, what format is that? Like not an English major but that it is not acceptable formatting in any field. 😄 (I breathe in APA)
Okay but is no one gonna talk about how that professor broke ferpa laws? She can get fired for giving another student's work to a peer without written consent 🤦🏻♀️
Well, I think Hardin wanted to get it to Tessa, but didn’t have the courage to do so. I mean Hardin’s paper was literally about Tessa and meant for Tessa, so he most likely wanted her to read it.
I love the fact how if there's a movie that I don't particularly wanna waste 2 hours of my day on, I can just come here and get the full experience in just 30 minutes. You're a time saver, Dylan! :D
I'm a huge movie goer and have seen my fair share of crappy movies in my life but boy this film takes the cake. I was so bored; it was agonizing forcing myself to finish watching (took me 3 days). Some stories are better off as just fanfics...
“She’s 18. She’s fresh into college. That’s not shocking.”
Word 🙄
It was still good.
Kim Jisoo, hit me with that Ddu-du ddu-du I love your name
Hahaha when I was in college me and my roommates were all normal pretty girls and 2/4 of us entered college virgins. For boys, I’d say the ratio was even higher. But yeah... it’s not weird at all. I mean, people definitely do that, “YOURE A VIRGIN?!” thing but then they’re usually just like, “Oh, ok.” Lol. Definitely more people ARENT virgins lol, but many are.
And to anyone reading this who’s a virgin... have you ever once, ever in your life, even in a movie or a book, heard someone, male or female or etc, say the phrase, “I really wish I would’ve started having sex younger.”
Unless if they did it so old that it became a complex for them like 40 YO Virgin, no... no one ever says that. Lol.... there’s a reason for that. Don’t put too much on it, but don’t rush it haha. Or whatever you want to do... just be safe & smart!
Book is actually not bad but movue is shit
@@anelasveric607 Book is bad, but the movie is bad but also boring AF. Cause they cut most of the subplots and they left barely any drama and included way too many clips in silence of hardin and tessa just staring at each other.
_Tessa with her hands on her stomach_
“OMG SHE’S PREGNANT! WHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!? LOUIS!?”
Lol louis
the banana shade-
I WHEEZED
"Be yourself but more slutty." ACCURATE for college parties 😂😂😂
love, cleo yes would be hotter if she dressed like his crowd but they wanted to show his Love for her and their “bookish “ vibe connection 😂 as her roommate says about her to her. The whole film is kinda funny now you got me laughing🤣😂
i love how nobody thought of that forest scene as something romantic, everyone was thinking homeboy was abt to kill her😭😭😭
the only thing that would've made me find the movie acceptable is if the ending (after the apology) was a shot of him throwing her dead body into the pond, now that would've been realistic and the people watching would learn a lesson...
@@sarahhamdan5470 I would love that.
@@sarahhamdan5470 Honestly, I would watch that movie 😂
@@sarahhamdan5470 I would definitely watch that movie then 😭
@@sarahhamdan5470 damn 10/10 I would watch it 😂
Dylan: Why do you have to be a cliche boyfriend?!!
Literally everybody: *because it's a wattpad adaptation*
N K yep yep yep! And they all love nature!
Exactly 😂👏
Every Wattpad romance is cliche
Daniella Square - not all of them, it’s just the ones that get popular :/
Lmao true but there are some good ones that have original plots but all the ones that get popular are romance cliches that are also very toxic. 😑
“ I thought he was her brother “ : literally everyone who watched this movie ( and read the book )
I read this comment before the scene happened and I was still surprised when he kissed her
if you read the book, then you knew it was her boyfriend. What you wrote does not make sense ...
I did as well and when they kissed I was like ewwww, aren't they siblings 😂😂
omg facts lmaooo
Yea they look more like brother and sister than a couple.
Girl: touches her stomach
Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT!
Same😂
Every magazine about a celebrity ever!
@@martinavega9536 So true😂
pregonate
t s ó l a r i a pregante
the guy's british accent sounds like he's mimicking a non british person's british accent mimicking an actual british person's british accent but it's actually real
Precisely
I didn't agree and then he spoke again and now I agree
the fact that the actor is actually british is so mad like how are u brits but have a fake brits accent im losing my mind
@@mitskistan3393 same lmfao
He has more of a roadman British accent then a posh British accent
“Oh they’re dating? I thought he was her brother” ahahahahhaha 😂😂 just like everyone did
Malia Hale seriously. I even read the fanfic when I was younger and was like ... did they give her a brother instead of a boyfriend? 😂😂
Lmao
THEY SHOULD'VE MADE THAT MORE CLEAR BC I THOUGHT HE WAS HER BROTHER TOO!!
I though it too...
Lmao I was caught of gaurd to learn he was her boyfriend
I love how Dylan almost talks through the whole movie to fill the silence of those pauses haha
Dude by bitmoji is exactly the same as yours wth😂
All of his sex jokes were painful to watch though lol
It got old and cringey by the time they were playing truth or dare but he just. Kept. Going.
@@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You can just npt watch
@@baileyspeltbeefy1768 You clearly don't understand Dylan. That's his thing.
Dylan every time there’s a forest scene:
*IS THIS TWILIGHT?*
Lol totally
Or:
*IS HE GONNA MURDER HER/HIM?*
I do too tho 😂😂 forests=twilight
Dylan going to the actual forest
This, besides 50 shades of Grey, is the only movie I can’t even say “is a better love story then twilight” because it really isn’t 😅
After: say somthing, say somthing SAY SOMETHING
Kissing booth: shut up, shut up. Just stop talking .
Lol I had the same reaction
Thank god I have seen neither just looking at it makes me cringe so fuckin hard
@@tahminahabeeb175 same omg
Why do I feel those silent moments were actually moments in books when the main character has an internal monologue with herself and they wanted to put that in the movie but without the internal monologue? I feel like that's what they were going for but didn't know that makes sense only in books.
@@satarupagingerkolay imagine looking soulless into someones eyes for 10_20 seconds and have internal monologue,the guy would be creeped out! that's not how it works those monologues are 2 seconds maximum in they're heads, what were they thinking 😂
This movie is like:
50% silence
30% long ass stares
10% walking from place to place
10% dialogue
don't forget the montage
So basically Twilight
Don’t forget „sitting on a roof/ somewhere
The actual book it self was povs written in a first person narrative which is mostly their thoughts so that would explain the dialogue problem
......and it 100% sucks😌
Not gonna lie but the saddest part of this video was when Dylan ran out of sour patch kids.
:'(
He really should have just paused the movie and got more! I would have done that.
i say its when he spent 15 bucks on this movie
Cheyanne Stone ikr
I think it is when he spents money to have this movie forever, while it is on Netflix now
I feel like the main reason why fanfics shouldn’t be made into movies is because 90% of the dialogue is in the y/n or main character’s head
That's true
I totally agree with that. You are correct. But I feel like she could’ve narrated🤦🏽♀️
The thing is majority of the show YOU on Netflix is in the main characters head and it’s a voice over, but it works so well because he’s a literal psychopath. But I agree with you.
What am I doing tbh that's the only time I've seen internal monologue work well. Not only was it hilarious, but it also eased the audience into liking/agreeing with the main lead even though he's doing such fucked up things. It's like the Breaking Bad effect + a cautionary tale of how alluring/likable/ easy to trust psychopaths really are
The only okay adaptation is the show light as a feather.........like it has decent acting and a solid-ish plot 🤷♀️ otherwise I’ve never read any other Wattpad book cause uH- yeah I’m good lmaoo
I feel like the virgin issue is probably even less in in Ivy League schools.
“YoU’re A VirGin?”
“Yeah, dude, I was too busy in high school getting good grades and working to get into this school.”
“yeah dude, there’s a reason youre failing and im not”
Isn't that the plot of Booksmart?
@@moramorandobianchi7093 yeah kinda
I wonder why people pressure others so much to lose virginity,like?
@@henrynishimura4104, I honestly don't know because people judge you if you're a virgin but if you're not a virgin they call you easy or use harsher language.
The actress playing Tessa (Josephine Langford) is the sister of Kathrine Langford, who plays Hanna in 13 reasons why.
And the actor who plays Hardin is young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes).
oh my gosh I didn't know she was her sister that actually explains so much about her facial expressions
I know I googled the cast and it said Josephine Langford and I was like she is the sister of Katherine Langford and know that I know they look alike.
That is really cool.
Lily O the more you know~
Omg i didnt even know they were related but the qhole film i was thinking she sounded like Katherine Langford soo much😂😂
my friend made me see this in theaters w her and when harden said “hAvE u nEvEr bEEN tOuchEd bEfOre” the entire theater bursted out laughing
Amen to that
I stoped the book there, I could'n randle
SAME
@@AnneliseMelo thats not what happens in the book tho
literally same. there were so many times everyone in the theatre just started cackling at how bad the movie was
Fun fact: the author of the fanfic said that if she would have never read Fifty shades of gray she wouldn't have wrote this.
Basically this story is a fanfic of the fanfic of twilight
Really? I never knew about it
I didnt love this much as the real fanfic of twilight (aka FSOG)and twilight 😂
This felt short¿ should have had parts or something
Ashima Mathur
Yeah, back in 2014 when she published this story she said that 50 shades inspired it lol they are both a little (lot) cringe so that have this in common as well
Me Andrea lol okay😂they are very diffff thooo but Yes i get it😂
Ik this fact. I would if more people knew, some fans of the book would not get so butthurt when people compare after with 50SOG
After is a Harry Styles fanfic. But, the author wrote him as this abusive douchebag, when in RL he is the complete opposite.
The fact that dylan got more upset that his sour patch kids are gone is the most hilarious thing in the video.
Finally the comment i was looking for
And also the most relatable
Plot twist: Hardin and Tessa can communicate telepathically
Nicole Raviola maze runner eat your heart out
Makes a lot more sense!!😂😫
I want to like but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it.
The best comment I've ever seen.
woahh..
Harden: my dad was a drunk
Christian Grey: the woman who gave birth to me was a crack addict
Edward: ...that's rough buddy
In the fanfiction, it's actually revealed that his mom was raped by a group of men who wanted to beat up his dad because he started a fight with them whilst drunk. Hardin witnessed it all and has PTSD from the whole incident, which (surprisingly) can only be numbed by Tessa.
But also like, Christian was raped by his mother's friend for many years so there's that.
We need to stop making fanfiction into actual books.
It's sad that Edward is the only one with no daddy/mommy issues.
I don’t know if that was supposed to be an Avatar The Last Airbender reference but I’m going to assume it was😂
@@shaleabrown2643 indeed it was! 😂
That's Zuko's line to Sokka
“I imagine the one direction members hooking up-“
*Context is important, people*
i mean...i relate with that.
I swear all Directioners are freaky
No exceptions
I mean. Not THAT important 😉
Hardin: "I'm a mess"
Dylan: "ok Bebe Rexha"
Dead 😂
👍😂😂😂😂
JAAJSJSKSKSJHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Timestamp please...cant believe i missed it😱
@@yasirqazi285315:00
"Who got you pregnant? Louis?"
I really love this guy😂😂😂
I SCREAMED AT THAT PART JSKSJSKSDKSK
Who's louis?
@@aquamarineancientsoul7893 he's also from 1D
Where is that part?
@@mshabb23 at 2:43
" she's a virgin HAVE YOU SEEN HER SKIRT !!" 😂
Me: Wait... I have the same skirt
I'd use that skirt lol
I have the same skirt dude. That's what you call decency. Period.
@Hannah Mya same lol I was kinda hurt 😪😂
He addressed something so true!! He said and I quote, "Every writer always has their characters interested in literature. In reality, like 15% of people are like really into books, but every main character of a book is so into books because the person writing it is so into books."
Sarah h I’m a writer and my characters aren’t really into books, even though I ADORE reading. But, Dylan is right.
But I think it also has something to do with the audience a book tries to appeal to. Because obviously most people who would read the book are into reading in general. So it's not only because the author loves reading but also because it's an easy way for the audience to relate to the protagonist.
I'm a writer too and none of my characters are into books, but that's because I'm not into books either. The correlation appears to be there for a sample size of n = 2 at least xD
Um, let's face this movies is already cliche so obviously
it just made me realise all my OCs are into books, dogs and milkshake asjfjhsugfasfd
time to change that
“who got u pregnant,louis?”
OH NO U DIDN'T- 💀
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
FR I DIED
😭😭
FR 💀💀💀💀
Okay but why is Hardin’s essay not typed in Times New Roman? He’s supposed to be in college and he’s typing in Calibri😂😂😂
Not to mention there's no header 😩😩😩
Queen Valencia
Somewhere in the world an AP English Language teacher is crying at their failed attempt to teach him basic MLA. Tsk tsk what an abomination
The important questions
Wrong font with no heading, my English teacher would have failed me on the spot. XD
I hate what I can't tell what the line spacing is either
x: "how many sexual jokes do you want to make with the name 'hardin'?"
dylan: *yes*
After: the silent love story of baby Voldemort and Hannah Baker jr.
actually the actress who plays tessa is katherine langford’s sister (aka the actress who plays hannah baker)
@@jadarocks01 it's almost as if this was the joke....
@@jadarocks01 that's y she said Hannah Baker Jr.
@@jadarocks01 whoosh
@@jadarocks01 I- and johnny seo is indeed amazing
Dylan: “why does he talk so slow”
Me: “he’s modeled after Harry styles, why is he talking so fast”
i was looking for this commwnt
OMG YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
why do people imagine Harry like this he's literally the sweetest person
some fangirls imagine ed sheeran with actual defined abs ( i saw post once from a fanfic writter complaining about that and i don't think i've ever laughed so much) so at this point nothing even surprises me.
IKR he’s a sweetheart I adore him so much. “Treat People With Kindness” is his motto
because the movie made his character sweeter and that's stupid because in the books he's incredibly rude and irritating.
Nobody imagines Harry like this
@@nessyness5447 Omg🤣
"I don't think we can ever be just friends" is such a fanfiction line 😂
This comment is so underrated 😂
After is literally a fanfic based off of harry styles so i guess it fits
wow i literally said this before i got to the part where he explained it was a fic BAHHAHAH
It happened to me like five months ago... x)
I was mqd at this line because before that they literally met 2 times, and they haven't talked, the chemistry wasn't there so I don't get why they can't be friends 😂
Biggest reason I want the 2nd movie to come out: Dylan’s reaction
Yesssss😭☠️
It’s the only reason
SECOND MOVIE???? WHAT
bread dancing yes it was supposed to be coming out this year
@@breaddancing9007 and i think there are gonna be more im scared
I feel sorry for the actors, I think they’re really trying. It’s just hard to pull off even a decent performance when the writing is so hopelessly bad. Give them something to work with.
fr, although it might have been both the acting and writing for hardin that made me hate him so very much
She reminds me a lot of Shailene Woodley (the fault in our starts and divergent), who took roles that appealed to the same YA love thing
Exactly. It’s like R-Pat and K-Stew with the Twilight movies. They’re not bad, they’re just being forced to work with unsalvageable material. The only two guys who were alright in that series were Billy Burke as Charlie Swan (the dad was actually a good character overall, despite his friends), and Michael Sheen as the big bad guy. He was clearly having the time of his life
I mean, the guy playing Hardin is just a flat-out terrible actor who wouldn't have a career if not for nepotism. Don't feel bad for him.
Right but Hardin is so monotone and emotionless
Half the movies Dylan watches now I'm not sure if they're in the "Til I hate myself" series, or if he really just wants to watch them
Oh this one is DEFINITELY a part of the "til i hate myself" series
"SHE'S A VIRGIN ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?? HAVE YOU SEEN HER LONG SKIRT??!"
HSHSHS DEAD
Supposedly , in the book, he actually shows the bloody sheets to his friends to prove he took her virginity.
@@corvus1374 ewqww
glad i stop reading .
@@corvus1374 the person whi wrote it must be a virgin too because actually, is not that normal or common to bleed on the first time. it's more of a myth ( in fact in medieval times women pretended to be virgins by staining the sheets with blood discretely , as in from a cut or carrying it in a phial).
@@nessyness5447 All girls are different. Some bleed, some don't bleed. Some feel pain, some don't feel pain. We're all different.
I still can’t believe the author was in her mid 20’s and married with kids when she wrote the original fanfic 😭
She's either weird as fuck or she knows what sells because I wrote shit like this religiously
At 14
INESSA she’s definitely just weird
INESSA she wrote it on Wattpad. It was a One Direction fanfic. Idk how she would expect it to sell.
Keiairra G I was thinking about that too. I was about 14 when I read the original and I’m sure the majority of the other girls reading it were around that age or younger. And I’m sure she knew the demographics of her audience at that time, so the fact that this adult was writing Harry styles smut for kids doesn’t really sit right lmao
omg yes and she didn’t let people know like how weird can you be
"who needs dialogue when you can add in simmering sexual tension for no reason?" Well Dylan has clearly never read fanfic lmao
Because this is bad
Sounds like all of Twilight, 365 Days, and Fifty Shades
you should straight up start reading fanfiction and reacting to it
Lau bet he does in his free time but he doesn’t want us to know
He needs to read Onision's terrible books and react to them!!
Yes, I've been thinking the same thing!
If he read it and reacted, it would be a dream come true lol i’m holding off on spoiling the book version of these events incase he decides to lmao
I would love that
Girl touches stomach
Dylan: SHE'S PREGNANT WAS IT LOUIS
I died when he said that 😂😂😂
I cackled at that
I screamed
I SCREAMED WHEN HE SAID WAS IT LOUIS LMAOOO
Was he reffering to gossip girl?
*Hardin helps Tessa getting in the water*
Dylan: Ah, does she need help to get into the water? Is she your child?
DADDY ;)
@@Peytonh17 you beat me to it 😂😂😂
Her: yes, daddy 💖
@@Peytonh17 XD
Does she need help to get wet?
Beatriz Lopes my friend made me watch it yesterday and I was like “why is he helping her into the water she isny disabled” 😂
One of the more toxic lines: “I don’t think we can ever be just friends.” That’s why I think it’s most important to have a foundation of friendship in a relationship, no matter how you meet. If someone doesn’t want anything to do with you unless they’re dating you, that’s not a very strong foundation to build on
The boys in fanfic are like I don't think we can ever be just friends but still I will follow you and be jealous if any boys come around you
"I think its better... If we keep our distance" proceeds to step back a step. that joke was AHEAD OF ITS TIME.
Truee
Lmao!! I never thought of that, but boy are you right!! 6ft at minimum at all times pls!! “It’s better if we keep our distance!!”
In the movie: Hardin is just a problematic boy
In the books: omfg Hardin is literally the worst person I've ever "met"
True AF
In the movie he’s: Harden the sad boy who’s personality is “IM SAD BUT ALSO I LOVE TESSA”
in the books he's just a toxic dick
@@dreiyeuuh4426 yeaahh I hate soo much Jardín because all his problemas was because of his shit - still love the books but hardin iss...-
Clara Lobato right, in the books he was 20 times worse than he is in the movies
Boy: *has suffered traumatic events and is now emotionally unstable*
Apparently all girls: 😍😍😍😍
Laerke MA LMFAOO right that shit is not cute
Omg so true I can't deny it hahah
Not all girls like damaged boys, just damaged girls , some just are nice and you cant see it
Laerke MA i guess because her father also had her go through that it‘s just supposed to be something that they have in common.
But youre right with that
Apparently, it's instinctive, because it's in the nature of women to nurture and help someone that is hurt...
I literally can NOT believe this movie was made, and now has sequels, PLURAL ahahhahaha. Not to mention, I read the original fanfic and it was based off Harry and Tessa, and the way he won the bet was by keeping the bloody sheets from when he broke her hymen taking her virginity :-) I can’t believe they somehow got the funding to shoot this 💀
im sorryyy?????💀💀💀
sheets which he kept because the used condoms which he also kept weren’t evidence enough?!!
i read the original fic too and.... soooooo embarrassed they made a damn movie.
Harry Styles should sue the author
@@_abby_g harry was asked to play that role but he rejected I wonder why 💀
No one:
Hardin: * aNgRy iN BriTisH *
That was the best part of this whole video, tbh
Here’s the thing I’m British and his accent is still SO WEIRD. Like it’s a mix of his deep voice and he’s a roadman in real life so he tries to hide that in the movie... overall it’s just weird to hear him talk lol.
Blk Barbie what is a Roadman??😂
Marie P H idk how you can describe it but they have a distinct accent and they’re from London mostly, sometimes up north. Boys who participate in illegitimate activities and think they’re hard.
Blk Barbie ok thx
the most unrealistic part of this is his essay's lack of formatting. who doesn't even put a name or page numbers on it
i'm a freshman in highschool and i got grilled for not putting page numbers in my essay.
@@no-ku6jp I'm a senior and I have never put page numbers in my essays. And I've had the highest English mark every year.
@@no-ku6jp I'm sorry I just realized that sounded bitchy, I promise I didn't mean to say that in a weird way!!!
@@mooominpapa you didn't sound bitchy at all! and no worries. i go to a really strict school so that might just be it. they're more nit-picky here.
@@mooominpapa @skrrt skrrt this was such a wholesome interaction it actually made my smile
The fact that the one direction guy blocked the girl who wrote this too is hilarious.
Ikr!!!😂😂😂😂 Harry was pissed, tired and felt insulted 🥺
@@princessbuttercup482 no freaking way🤣🤣i didn't even know that
I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
lovely abby I HEARD HARRY GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HER TOO! BECAUSE THE BOOKS MADE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE
Adalynn Hollinger really?? 🤣
why did we not talk about him creepily keeping his eyes open during the cringe water kiss. it made my blood curdle.
Hero (hardins actor) said that Hardin likes to watch Tessa lol
THANK YOU. I've been saying for the past three years how weird it is that he doesn't close his eyes when they kiss. It's like everyone else got the memo BUT Hardin.
I’m taking the “be yourself but slutty” line and putting it in my book thx
in a book? Hell, i'm making it my new life motto.
ScarletAmazon you go girl
what book, where will it be
Aaliyah Hammed lmao it’s just a book that I’m writing, lots of thoughts and chapter ideas just not a lot written. Might not ever be published but we’ll see how it goes. I’m only 19 I got a lot of time to write.
Ok but if you do let me know
Let's not forget that he took the sheets with her blood(when they first did it) and the condom and showed it to his friends
Just remember that
And they say romance is dead
I didn't watch the whole video and i paused it. I was trying to watch it on Tv just now but i spoiled the whole movie for myself by reading these comments
Lavender Knightly that part is in the book not the movie 💀
i only ended up reading up to chapter 83 on wattpad then it got boring so idk what happened at the end lol
yeah hardin was sick in the books. Im still mad that tessa forgave him
When you realize that she's been fooling with Hardin while dating someone else for most of the movie.
And she's supposed to be the moral, decent, reserved person.
So true so true. You made me realize that good point 🤣
She's just so,,,,,stupid
In the book it’s way worse 💀 she does more things while in a relationship
He did 2 wasn't he with Molly when he was with Tessa?
@@ibrahimanjum6575 I’m pretty sure he was just kissing molly I don’t think they had strings attached
The trope of: "I'd totally read these horrible plots in a fanfic, but don't try to make them into a mainstream movie, they're problematic"
"Is he Harden? I thought he was Chico?" I'M DYING
Mary Sanders I died when he said that 😂
Hardin*
Lmfao😂😂😂😂dead
I was drinking water when he said that and I almost choked
why hardin always look like he's holding a burp???
He sounds like that, too.
@@rkah6187 LMAOOOO
hush its the sad boi face lskdjhfgdhsj
No stop please this is so funny
😂😂😂
"So you go to college and now you drink"
Me an Australian forgetting about US Laws: And?
Saaame, I'm from SA and legal drinking age is 18. I'm like, "what's the issue, my guy, she probably started drinking in grade 12" 😂
Me in England sipping my margaritas and laughing!
Me a British person who walks past a park full of 12 year olds drunk 😂 lmao
@@justagirl2919 Can relate (I'm Austrian)
Me a German drinking beer since like forever forgetting there's people who don't drink
I came across this channel and I genuinely don’t think I can ever watch a movie without this guy’s reactions it’s priceless omg
Why is it that movies cast adults for teens in high school but cast what look to be 17 year olds for college students?
Hannah Chitty-Finch cause I know like 8 college freshman who are 17
I'm gonna be 17 in my first year of uni lel. But agreed. Harry looks like he's 14 and Tessa looks 16 whilst Regina George looked 21
Fr
I entered college at 17, so it happens lol. :D
I just wanna say have you not seen these high schoolers these days?
If you read the book the ending is wayy more harsh then "making her fall in love with me".
Yeah...
Shannon S - wym 👀 explain please 😂
@@brianaaaaaa the bet is between harry and zayn to see who can take her virginity first with proof,harry won and his proof were the used condom and the bloody bed sheets that he showed all his "friends" but he ended up falling in love with her
@@kc2843 Hardin* cause I was talking about the books. Thank you for explaining it!
Briana pooh after they find out during truth or dare Tessa is a Virgin, the friend group makes a bet over who can take her virginity- Hardin or Zed. After Hardin does so, he takes the used condom and bloody bed sheets to show to his friends as proof. So yeah big yikes
*"oh damn....I thought Michael Jackson died"* IM SCREAMING
where does he say that? xDD
26:43
ikr lmaoo
im in the bookstore trying so hard not to laugh at that part right now LMAOO I'm wheezing
I'm dyiiiiiiiing
Tessa constantly looks like she's holding in a fart and everyone talks with such awkward long silences. I feel like these silences are supposed to be really deep and meaningful but it just comes out as cringey
right!
Dylan: “Oh, it’s a post-apocalyptic movie. I get it, ‘AFTER’ the world ends.”
Me: No, that would be a more interesting plot.
I thought the same when he said that XD i was like:that would be interesting
Lol
at least then there would be a point
Yeah it would be
Lol anything would be more interesting than this movie 💀
*Teesa mocking Hardin* “ ‘Elizabeth Bennet needs to chill’ like who even says that?”
*Dylan, walking away from the camera* “Hardin apparently”
100th like ♡
When I tell you I laughed so hard when this happened😂😂
priorities ofc
This gets me every time😂
How did she even know they were dating in the first place??? That part was just so stupid and confusing lol
Oh, it's a Wattpad book turned movie?
Makes sense.
but i love wattpad story though
hahaha
Louise Scanlon yep the kissing booth was too but that’s better
Jassy Jones it was not lol
Not the first time it happened
Actually, it's Wattpad story turned published book series turned movie. The books were much better
I feel so bad for Dylan he just said “the only thing that’s gonna get me through this is sour patch kids“ and then it’s over 💔🥲
"why is nobody talking" exactly my thoughts.
2:45 "Oh my god you're pregnant. Who got you pregnant? Louis?" I SHOULDN'T LAUGH SO HARD ON THAT BUT IT'S TOO REAL HAHAHAH
Saaame😂
Ik I was like 👁👄👁
Louis Tomlinson?
@@ramona9630 yep
Ramona no Louis Vuitton
This is 50 shades of grey for minors.
Nah more like who wrote it was a 34 yr old guy saw on the news kids getting pregnant and making out thought college in 2020 is like that
True
Except there is no S&M and the guy doesn't want a submissive. So really not the same at all. LOL
@@callahensley7355 there is not much of actual bdsm in 50shades either, and christian doesn't want a sub, he wants a doormat with no personality and easy to psychologically manipulate. so really, it is quite similar
Check the second trailer haha
I was apart of the generation who grew up reading After as a fanfiction - when it was turned into books and changed into Hardin it was insane, then turning it into a movie was hilarious but I'm way too sentimental about this series 😅
Anna Todd had the audacity to invite Harry Styles to the movie premiere and afterwards he blocked her, honestly cracked us all up ahaha
I would not have the courage to invite a famous star to the watch a movie made up the weird story I made in my head about them.. I am not surprise he blocked her
"It's a MiSdIreCt!"
Dylan every damn movie and I love it.
Yeah let’s all just ignore the fact that Hardin is young Voldemort in The Half Blood Prince
Omg!!!!! Can't tell if this ruined my childhood or not.
HE'S WHAT NOW
WHAT.
EXCUSE ME
*laughs in nerd* yeeeh
“Who is Hardin I thought he was Chico or something”
I thought his name was Harlem *laughs in tik tok*
In spanish we call him "Jardín Estilos"
11:56 "They are struggling so hard to keep their heads above water." *next shot - both heads now submerged*.
Low-key comedic genius right there.
who tf would name their kid Hardin...I just wanna talk...
You should watch Dylan’s commentary on attaway general. He makes a pact where we stop naming our kids stupid fanfic names like Holden and Hardin😂😂😂
@@AA-fp3eo let's ban all h names at this point lol
Sugar lol yea. Like, Hardin is a pretty name for a fanfic but it doesn’t fit anywhere else lol
@@AA-fp3eo plus Hardin and Holden have so much bullying/joke material it's like setting up your own kids for failure
Sugar exactly
Oh My GoD YoUr PrEgNaNt WhO MaDe YoU PrEgNaNt WaS It LOUIE😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRO I CACKLED
louis* sorry i had to-
@@cata00__ i knew that but i was too lazy to change it
the funny thing is he's the least likely to get someone pregnant
@@longlivethegays ?? Why?
"Who got you pregnant? Louis!"
Lol love when he said that 😂
Almost chocked on my damn food!!! no lie
"Who got you pregnant!!? Louis???!"
This killed me 💀
Right!! 😂😂😂 I laughed so hard! But dylan..don't throw shades on louis!
dylan: “this must be 300 chapters long”
it actually is 😂
when you used to watch him struggle with the decision to spend $4 to rent a movie and he now spends $15 to buy one he may hate without a second thought.😭😭😭I'm so proud
Someone should make Dylan read the books cause that would be quality content.
I would love that more than lofe itself
That would be great
yeah... they had to tone down the storyline to have the rating
Wait..... BOOKS!!!! There's more than 1
God have mercy 🥺 🙏
@@soph4761 Yup, there are like 4 (I think there is a prequel so 5) and the second movie is coming soon 😐
In honor of Dylan finally uploading After 4 Reaction, I’m re-watching all his After videos. I miss the Sour Patches break 💕 but the “No spanking? No spanking?! NO SPANKING!?! 50 Shades of Grey might be a bad fan-fic but at least it knew what it’s audience wanted!”
Has me dying!!! 😂😂😂
@Kristian Alexis I miss his spanking references lmao. Especially when he use to spank himself while saying toodles 💕
Hey me tooo I'm watching all his after videos😂
The guy who played Haydn, Hero Fiennes-Tiffin played child Voldemort in the Harry Potter series. We've got another Robert Pattinson situation and didn't even realise it.
he’s ralph fiennes’ nephew
needs to have some classes with his uncle
@@Junior-my9kb Yeah, Ralph Fiennes is such a good actor. He actually played adult Voldemort in Harry Potter.
the actor who plays Hardin is not even a good actor tho
@@fernanda-yx9vr hopefully he gets better castings and takes acting classes, it takes time for some actors to get better.
@@Hippidippimahm i agree, i mean its a shitty role, but he's still an awful actor lol srry. I can't look at any of his scenes and not die of laughter
27:08 what college student turns in an essay with no header!?
😂😂😂😂
I literally turned to my sister when watching this movie and was like, what format is that? Like not an English major but that it is not acceptable formatting in any field. 😄 (I breathe in APA)
The only thing he got right was making it double spaced and tabbing the first sentence of each paragraph🤦🏽♀️
Hardin be like: **AnGrY iN bRiTiSh**
Not even angry in a good British
Anne Boleyn thats his real accent tho like he is really British in real life
@@amorgan005 really his accent sounds so fake flowery and pretentious
Angel Wings they made him change it but he sounds better in the sequel
Breanna karlichek this shit has a sequel??
*Yeah lay her down. Put that HARD in.*
I DIED!! 😂😂💀💀
Lmao😭😭😭
The best one imo lol
"ain't no boys sliding between this skirt... it's too long" to say I'm wheezing... is an understatement 😂
This movie glorifies toxic relationships and cheating in relationships who thought making this movie was a good idea 😂😂😂
Omg I love your pfp!!!
If it’s popular, then people will watch it
@@satansfashionconsultant1588 lol i love your name
Well it was a fan fic
@@jj_lanae1307 I don't think the girl is bad for writing it but who the HELL made it into a movie
the amount of female protagonists who study literature pisses me off. For ONCE can we get a girl who studies like science?
Yes plssssss
No because authors understand English. Their protagonists probably don’t understand science because neither do they. 😂😂😂
@@adelinehanson815 ppl can have multiple interests and research is a thing so yeh
Can we get a girl who doesn’t like school
they do it so they try to make their writing seem better and more “complex” by adding meaningless book quotes that the female relates to
Okay but is no one gonna talk about how that professor broke ferpa laws? She can get fired for giving another student's work to a peer without written consent 🤦🏻♀️
Well, I think Hardin wanted to get it to Tessa, but didn’t have the courage to do so. I mean Hardin’s paper was literally about Tessa and meant for Tessa, so he most likely wanted her to read it.
I love the fact how if there's a movie that I don't particularly wanna waste 2 hours of my day on, I can just come here and get the full experience in just 30 minutes. You're a time saver, Dylan! :D
Saulė Klimantavičiūtė Yes, this is exactly what I do 😄
Have watched like 7 terrible movies in two hours its gr8
Meanwhile we use Dylan’s dining wallet so that we don’t have to
I'm a huge movie goer and have seen my fair share of crappy movies in my life but boy this film takes the cake. I was so bored; it was agonizing forcing myself to finish watching (took me 3 days). Some stories are better off as just fanfics...
literally me
Fun fact:
This movie won a teen choice award for best drama Movie, The two main characters won best drama Actors and Actress!
WUT ThE FUCk
Wtf indeed
and their filming the second one
U have got to be kidding me... well i guess i have lost hope of humanity 😃
Naomi Tatu IKR
TEEN choice award
"short ass skirt" DYLAN. SIR. THAT IS A ROMPER
XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do not challenge the FaShIOn gOd lol, if he says its a short ass skirt then thats what it is
I literally couldn’t with all the harden jokes 😂
I feel like Hardin is just a 13 year old going through his emophase
:DDDDDDDD exactly
Well it is wattpad
One question...How in HELL does any girl fall for a guy like this Harden person? Seriously, I'd get tired of him the first time I'd meet him.
I think because he’s handsome and attractive
Tessa aperently 🤣
Just because he is handsome, if he was ugly this would've never happened
It was because he was mysterious and she wanted to find out why
@ in the books he is mysterious
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that sad boy is super British and his dad isn't?
Amy Kessler lol I saw the movie bc my friends wanted to see it; his mom Is British and he grew up with her if I remember correctly
@@michelledeveau9348 oh okay cool! I've never seen the movie. But that totally makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up!
He’s supposed to look like Harry styles it flopped
Cece Foreverxox no he’s not.
In the original fan fic on Wattpad, he was british
Time to rewatch every video and the latest finale again.. who's with me?
I’m with you lol