What confuses me about the "line of Seth vs. line of Cain" theory is, if everyone on earth (with the exception of Noah) was righteous, how could Seth's line still be referred to as the "Children of God"? not trying to be argumentative, just curious.
It's fun to have an "industry-related" comedy bit. It makes you feel clever for actually getting the jokes! Thanks for a much needed laugh, brother. Well done, as always.
I introduced your channel to a Lutheran buddy with this video. He had to rewatch it a couple tomes he was laughing ao hard he missed most of it. The Methodist reminded him of his feminist Professors.
I've never disagreed with the Presbyterian as much as I have in this video, minus the R.C. Sproul shoutout and the United Methodist's clothes! 😂 #ReformedBaptistsWithGuns
I think it must have been hard to play the part of the United Methodist in this one. I would have had a hard time saying what you said right here 2:25. I'm guessing it was. Thank you for these videos Keith. I appreciate them.
0:26 I would have thought "No way! People actually do this?", until a guest preacher from a Pentecostal church preached at my (Baptist) church few months ago, wherein he spent a good deal of time extracting Christianity from a song by one of our singers, because he mentioned God in it... This guy had just won 2nd place on Eurovision, with a song that allegedly, according to this preacher, also had elements of Christianity in it. Funny, I've successfully avoided listening to this song for months, and the first time I ever heard it was during that sermon, where a portion of it was played... It was unreal...
As a Haunted Cosmos and Blurry Creatures Podcast fan who holds the The Watchers marrying the daughters of men and out popping Giants and later Centaurs, Setyrs, Minotaurs, and The Lion-Men of Moab, I can understand the Presbyterian but the Presby should That Haunted Cosmos is a Reformed Presbyterian Podcast. #TheBookOfEnoch #Genesis6 #Azazel #Semyaza
No, what Pope Francis said about other religions is standard Catholic Church teaching and has been since Vatican ii. The Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC) addresses the salvation of non-Christians, including Muslims and those who have never heard of Jesus, in several key sections. Here are the relevant quotes: Muslims: CCC 841 (quoting Vatican II's Lumen Gentium): > "The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful God, mankind's judge on the last day." This indicates that Muslims, as monotheists, are included in God’s plan of salvation, due to their belief in the one God and their connection to Abraham. Non-Christians: CCC 847 (referring to those who do not know the Gospel): > "Those who, through no fault of their own, do not know the Gospel of Christ or his Church, but who nevertheless seek God with a sincere heart, and, moved by grace, try in their actions to do his will as they know it through the dictates of their conscience - those too may achieve eternal salvation." This section speaks to the possibility of salvation for those who are ignorant of the Gospel but live according to their conscience and seek God sincerely. Other Religions: CCC 839-845 also discuss the relationship between the Catholic Church and other religions, recognizing that God's plan of salvation encompasses all humanity, and non-Christians can be united to the Church in various ways, even if not fully. These sections emphasize that while the Church teaches that Christ is the definitive means of salvation, there is hope for those outside of the explicit Christian faith. However, it’s clear that this salvation is still through Christ, even if in ways known only to God.
If Lutheran pastors are skipping the conferences, then my pastor has some explaining to do as there’s a $2500 conference line item in the church budget that is used up every year.
Dude, seriously, though. I'm a Presby and fully reject the Sethite view. It doesn't make sense. That, and the mixed race view is the historic one... regardless of Haunted Cosmos. Outside that, great video as usual.
I want to know what was said to offend the Lutherans. We're kind of hard to offend - unless of course you include the confessional Lutherans w/ the rest of the protestants. Then yes. We are greatly offended. 😂
The Catholics refused to attend as non Catholics were Present, the Reformed Anglicans (including REC) were too busy seeing if they need to kick the FCE out of GAFCON or Not (In *all Seriousness* yes, they need to Kick the FCE out, it has, Tragically, Apostatized :( ), the Non Reformed Anglicans (cofE BOOOO!) were Pickled after a big communion wine tasting with the Non-Reformed Episcopalians (such as TEC... "BOOOO"!) , and the Lutherans were at a Schnitzel and Beer Party.
Man, the Presbyterian was doing so well with the nephilim and then he face planted. The nephilim obviously ARE the sons of God from Seth's line. Nephilim is just a Hebrew word for "fallen ones" which points out how the sons of God "saw" the daughters of man were "good" and "took", just like eve saw the fruit was good and took it. Nephilim are the godly line that has spiritually fallen away. And they aren't "men of renown" or "famous men", the Hebrew they're is "men of the Name", so again, the godly line. th-cam.com/video/B4cUxYnMz4M/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3JmW7eakNAtpcA-7
In the Jeopardy episode I said “apologize to women named Karen”, but good catch. It’s actually a joke I first heard from Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL. It just always made me laugh.
"What's wrong with you people ??" Nudge, nudge, wink, wink - makes me miss Sproul all over again.
i quote that almost every day!!!
You play that United Methodist way too well 🤣🤣🤣
Excellent video. The Presbyterian already had my support, but when he said ‘What’s wrong with you people?’, he won my heart. Sproul is sorely missed.
What confuses me about the "line of Seth vs. line of Cain" theory is, if everyone on earth (with the exception of Noah) was righteous, how could Seth's line still be referred to as the "Children of God"? not trying to be argumentative, just curious.
No comments from the Baptist during the Q&A? Church growth means lots of potlucks 😁
From a Lutheran, your forgiven.
Those who know will understand
Follow up for the Presby, "Well, what about werewolves then?"
You're welcome, Haunted Cosmos fans.
Thanks for delivering fire and gold, Keith.
Haunted cosmos and Joel Webbon are probably making furious reaction videos rn
The way the Methodist was holding the mic was too funny to me...😂...well done as always...
I’m glad you noticed. I just thought that seemed right lol
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist💯
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist Haha it was right. In keeping with it, I'm surprised Big Eva didn't have a headset.
That RC Sproul line at the end was spot on 😂
The Episcopalian trivia joke was a gem! Like it was in the days of Noah, no-one saw that coming!
Big Eva's "If you love Jesus" declarations get me every time!!
I was so on board with that #Superior Theology answer at the end I got smacked upside the head by RC Sproul!🤣🤣 Great job Keith👍
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
As a Haunted Cosmos fan myself, that Presbyterian was killing me 🤣🤣
Love me some Haunted Cosmos!
Presby's response to the Nephilim question was exactly what I would expect from "superior theology." Hit the nail on the head
You seem to have forgotten that the Presbyterian has a religious exemption from no smoking zones 😂
That’s a great memory bro!
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist It’s not hard with the number of times I rewatch your videos 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love me some Superior Theology!
This was a good one! My question for the sons of Seth people is this - And how exactly did that produce giants?
GREAT CONTENT AS ALWAYS 😂😂😂..GRACE And Peace all
It's fun to have an "industry-related" comedy bit. It makes you feel clever for actually getting the jokes! Thanks for a much needed laugh, brother. Well done, as always.
Was gonna say that the Presby answer was unsatisfying, but then the Haunted Cosmos fan booing was satisfactory enough. 😂
You never disappoint 😂
1:57 what! no roller coasters?!!! what does he think people come to church for?!!
1:00 As a Catholic, I’m fully on board with you! Especially the make as many babies as possible part!
How come I can't press the 'like' button twice? Hahaha! You nailed it again!
Aw man I needed this right now man, thanks
had to put the haunted cosmos fan in there. Almost choked on my drink from it.
Hit it out of the park, Keith!
I liked the RC Sproul at the very end. Lol.
What we did not see in any of the cuts was the Presbyterian smoking AND dropping the PH-bomb.
Good catch, Keith 😮
I introduced your channel to a Lutheran buddy with this video. He had to rewatch it a couple tomes he was laughing ao hard he missed most of it. The Methodist reminded him of his feminist Professors.
The ghost of RC Sproul: “WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?”
As a Lutheran, I accept your apology. The Presby's existence is an affront to God. 😂
Methodist universalism at 2:40 - I didn't expect the latest live example of that to be The Pope
I had to rewind and double check the Presbyterian approving of something Big Eva said.
I do love those rock monsters.
You know what you did there and it was priceless! Love RC!!!
Thanks for the haunted cosmos representation! 🤣
Love to see you insert anabaptists in these lol
I've never disagreed with the Presbyterian as much as I have in this video, minus the R.C. Sproul shoutout and the United Methodist's clothes! 😂 #ReformedBaptistsWithGuns
Keith got a fresh haircut and beard trim. You’re looking as on point as the Presbyterian’s theology. Happy Sunday brother.
Nice Sproul quote at the end
Very funny! Especially the end!😂
I think it must have been hard to play the part of the United Methodist in this one. I would have had a hard time saying what you said right here 2:25. I'm guessing it was. Thank you for these videos Keith. I appreciate them.
"...and I've done Bible study in an Episcopalian church ".
Great video, the big EVA guy almost had a decent answer to the atheist question. Then off the rails.
Keith's been waiting years to steal that line.
It's still my text notification. And it's usually appropriate.
It really says a lot about Pastor Foskey that he allows himself to play the Methodist minister so well - he has a multi talented guy❤
0:26 I would have thought "No way! People actually do this?", until a guest preacher from a Pentecostal church preached at my (Baptist) church few months ago, wherein he spent a good deal of time extracting Christianity from a song by one of our singers, because he mentioned God in it... This guy had just won 2nd place on Eurovision, with a song that allegedly, according to this preacher, also had elements of Christianity in it. Funny, I've successfully avoided listening to this song for months, and the first time I ever heard it was during that sermon, where a portion of it was played... It was unreal...
What was said that was offensive to both blind people AND Lutherans?! That’s quite the feat. 😂
It was probably only offensive to the E”L”CA members. Sounds the like the type of protected class joke thing that they would take offense to.
That was hilarious 😂
Brilliant!!
Debate Flowers, blessings.
Man that presbyterian interpretation of the nephalim sounds dangerously close to the Mormon interpretation of the mark of Cain. 😂
Nice haircut, Kieth!
love these😅
Mega church and mini mall . Princess truth !
I’m booing with the haunted house bros
Cool!
Haunted cosmonaut here. i like that guy in the black shirt. He seems pretty smart
I know having a prideful heart is wrong; *however* I’m proud I didn’t spit my milk out at the 02:45 point.
Hilarious!
Is the Presbyterian Doug Wilson by any chance?
The Denominations go on "Alone"
The Methodist sounds like Pope Francis
1:35 That’s the closest thing they have to a cross.
Where are the Anabaptists. We need their answers.
This Doug Wilson's pretty funny
As a Haunted Cosmos and Blurry Creatures Podcast fan who holds the The Watchers marrying the daughters of men and out popping Giants and later Centaurs, Setyrs, Minotaurs, and The Lion-Men of Moab, I can understand the Presbyterian but the Presby should That Haunted Cosmos is a Reformed Presbyterian Podcast. #TheBookOfEnoch #Genesis6 #Azazel #Semyaza
1:32 lololol
2:44 the Pope just said something like this. Though it seems it could have been a mistranslation.
No, what Pope Francis said about other religions is standard Catholic Church teaching and has been since Vatican ii.
The Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC) addresses the salvation of non-Christians, including Muslims and those who have never heard of Jesus, in several key sections. Here are the relevant quotes:
Muslims:
CCC 841 (quoting Vatican II's Lumen Gentium):
> "The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims; these profess to hold the faith of Abraham, and together with us they adore the one, merciful God, mankind's judge on the last day."
This indicates that Muslims, as monotheists, are included in God’s plan of salvation, due to their belief in the one God and their connection to Abraham.
Non-Christians:
CCC 847 (referring to those who do not know the Gospel):
> "Those who, through no fault of their own, do not know the Gospel of Christ or his Church, but who nevertheless seek God with a sincere heart, and, moved by grace, try in their actions to do his will as they know it through the dictates of their conscience - those too may achieve eternal salvation."
This section speaks to the possibility of salvation for those who are ignorant of the Gospel but live according to their conscience and seek God sincerely.
Other Religions:
CCC 839-845 also discuss the relationship between the Catholic Church and other religions, recognizing that God's plan of salvation encompasses all humanity, and non-Christians can be united to the Church in various ways, even if not fully.
These sections emphasize that while the Church teaches that Christ is the definitive means of salvation, there is hope for those outside of the explicit Christian faith. However, it’s clear that this salvation is still through Christ, even if in ways known only to God.
What no Lutherans? I know they have homilies not sermons but do they skip conferences? 😏
If Lutheran pastors are skipping the conferences, then my pastor has some explaining to do as there’s a $2500 conference line item in the church budget that is used up every year.
@@gtamatt1 wow
Dude, seriously, though. I'm a Presby and fully reject the Sethite view. It doesn't make sense. That, and the mixed race view is the historic one... regardless of Haunted Cosmos. Outside that, great video as usual.
Hey I'd forgotten I went to this conference. Lol. Still don't agree with that last answer. Keep up the good work brother.
Did the Methodist get confused with the Pope in this one?
Still hurts to know i have the same pink collared shirt as the democrat preacher i mean methodist. i look good in it too lol
man why can't we just have giants descended from demons tho
Rock monsters lol
Wait... why Lutherans?
Its a whack in Han's Ribs. Pastor Keith and Hans "Lutheran Satire" Fiene are Buddies.
C'mon man. You can't have a bible conference and not have the IFB do a KJV conference . p.s I am IFB.
I want to know what was said to offend the Lutherans. We're kind of hard to offend - unless of course you include the confessional Lutherans w/ the rest of the protestants. Then yes. We are greatly offended. 😂
Where are the Catholics? The Lutherans? The Anglicans? T-T
But, speaking of Anglicans, the "Bible Trivia in an Episcopalian church" joke was absolute gold 😂
The Catholics refused to attend as non Catholics were Present, the Reformed Anglicans (including REC) were too busy seeing if they need to kick the FCE out of GAFCON or Not (In *all Seriousness* yes, they need to Kick the FCE out, it has, Tragically, Apostatized :( ), the Non Reformed Anglicans (cofE BOOOO!) were Pickled after a big communion wine tasting with the Non-Reformed Episcopalians (such as TEC... "BOOOO"!) , and the Lutherans were at a Schnitzel and Beer Party.
Haha, Haunted Cosmos fan got me. Love the podcast, but I personally would probably side with the Presbyterian. 😂
Still a little salty that you lost that twitter contest to the Haunted Cosmos folks huh? 😂
Man, the Presbyterian was doing so well with the nephilim and then he face planted. The nephilim obviously ARE the sons of God from Seth's line. Nephilim is just a Hebrew word for "fallen ones" which points out how the sons of God "saw" the daughters of man were "good" and "took", just like eve saw the fruit was good and took it. Nephilim are the godly line that has spiritually fallen away. And they aren't "men of renown" or "famous men", the Hebrew they're is "men of the Name", so again, the godly line.
th-cam.com/video/B4cUxYnMz4M/w-d-xo.htmlsi=3JmW7eakNAtpcA-7
I would like to apologize to all blind people and Lutherans. Why are you repeating yourself?
In the Jeopardy episode I said “apologize to women named Karen”, but good catch. It’s actually a joke I first heard from Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL. It just always made me laugh.
Dana Carvey is a … is a … LUTHren … (Will your audience get the reference I wonder)
Boooo!
Calvinist cult leader.
"..Well, yes, and they are all Nephilim fish. That's why they're bigger, that's why we must fry them."~ 'Uncle' Doug Wilson. 🔥🍢