Was working for a big name internet company and driving down the highway to fix an entire outage of a city. I was listening to Jim's skit on horses and I literally was in tears and had to pull over. He said then we play a game with them and the horse is like WHAT THE HELL YA DOING WITH MY SHOES!!! I almost ran through everyone on the other side of the highway and this poor little town would've never had Internet again. Thanks Jim.
In my opinion, comedians are some of the smartest people around. They don’t look at the world the same way as everyone else. They can also be some of the most angry or most depressed people you may ever meet.
Of all the things I think to myself “I never have to go to school again” is the one that always brings a sigh of relief. Why is that and why can’t we seem to make it better for our kids ? This guy rocks !!!
You ask, "why is it that we can't make it better for our kids?" Because people keep putting their children in these dens of misery! Lol. An institutional school is an unnatural environment for children and young people. Cooped up inside a classroom all day engaging in dull mindless busy work! THEN expected to go home afterwards and fill their evening with MORE dull mindless busy work! Homeschooling, which is legal in every state requires much less time. The same long dull day at school, can be compressed into a couple of hours. So much time in a conventional school is wasted time. We homeschooled both our children, who are adults now, all the way through. They are productive, businesspeople now. My son is an author and tradesman, and my daughter is a married businesswoman. They are BOTH good Chrisitan conservatives as well and were not indoctrinated by the "woke" junk at the conventional school! I love the bumper sticker that makes fun of Hillarys famous quote about it taking a village. The bumper sticker says: I HOMESCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THE VILLAGE, AND I DONT WANT IT RAISING MY CHILD!
Jim you're so hilarious I! 😂 You make my day🤩🙏🏻😄 I had a friend who called his in-laws - Outlaws - 😂 ! He said it so matter of fact, I couldn't stop laughing 😂 One of his 'outlaws' had a funny habit of saying "Hain't" It" all the time.. They could have had a reality show. 😅
Just more great stuff from Jim. But I feel compelled to pass along major kudos to the commenters. I read around six... and NOT ONE mentioned that he doesn't swear.
Jesus was a carpenter.. Was he a good carpenter ? Did he do trim work ? Did he have a license ? Did he do grunt work ? Or just the foreman or superintendent ...
"What state is he from?" Thats a good one. I 'start' there all the time, then stereo type from there. LOL!! Robert at 68 from the southwest. (Hint-hint, don't mess with Texas, Arizona, or Oklahoma)
There are teenage paintings of Jesus. When he was at the temple A couple of examples: Boy Jesus by Brian Jekel Jesus in the Temple (1881) by Heinrich Hoffman
@@travelvan68But knowing the very basics, (Jesus was mentioned in his teenage years) shouldn't take a lot joke killing effort to realize. It should be pretty obvious amongst Christendom.
Funny. At the same time, very telling. Why aren't there stories of Jesus growing up and changing over time? Just a baby then leap frogs to a man that looks like he came from the cover of GQ.
There are. Luke chapter 2 starting in vs 41 talks about Jesus when he was 12. Jim didn’t say there weren’t things written about him as a young person, he said there were only two types of paintings of Jesus, either as a baby or an adult.
The New Testament isn't about Jesus' dating life. It's about His purpose on earth. He was sent to take our sin, so that we believers have eternal life.
@@jackaltermanI suspect he probably means open borders, soft on crime, growing goverment oversight, funding endless foreign wars (both sides), climate extremism, unchecked welfare, race hustling, gender bending, baby killing and hate speech based on feelings. 🤷♂️
He did go around with a church: "The Church of Jesus Hates Condoms, Apparently". I'm glad he had the good sense to stop at two. The world is already overcrowded.
Sure glad our Lord Jesus has a sense of humor, because if not, Jim might be wondering whose that guy in a red suit with a pitch fork and why is it so hot in here??? 🔥🔱🥵
He's one of the best comedians around.
Low IQ alert.
I can't listen to him while driving, he'll make me have an accident. One time I had to pull over on the expressway until I got myself together 😂
That’s funny 😄
I listen to keep me awake while driving.
Was working for a big name internet company and driving down the highway to fix an entire outage of a city. I was listening to Jim's skit on horses and I literally was in tears and had to pull over. He said then we play a game with them and the horse is like WHAT THE HELL YA DOING WITH MY SHOES!!! I almost ran through everyone on the other side of the highway and this poor little town would've never had Internet again. Thanks Jim.
@@4llenjames I know, I know....same with the tears and everything. I couldn't breathe 😭
😊p
I binged Gaffigan during Covid isolation..
He absolutely SAVED me!!
Thank you Jim !🙏🏻🌟
Me too 😂
Same
The best comedian of all time: Jim Gaffigan. He is one smart dude no doubt.
Jim Gaffigan is a treasure.
In my opinion, comedians are some of the smartest people around. They don’t look at the world the same way as everyone else. They can also be some of the most angry or most depressed people you may ever meet.
I love Jim Gaffigan! He's one of my favorite comedians. He's very funny. 🤣😂💜
Of all the things I think to myself “I never have to go to school again” is the one that always brings a sigh of relief. Why is that and why can’t we seem to make it better for our kids ?
This guy rocks !!!
You ask, "why is it that we can't make it better for our kids?" Because people keep putting their children in these dens of misery! Lol. An institutional school is an unnatural environment for children and young people. Cooped up inside a classroom all day engaging in dull mindless busy work! THEN expected to go home afterwards and fill their evening with MORE dull mindless busy work! Homeschooling, which is legal in every state requires much less time. The same long dull day at school, can be compressed into a couple of hours. So much time in a conventional school is wasted time. We homeschooled both our children, who are adults now, all the way through. They are productive, businesspeople now. My son is an author and tradesman, and my daughter is a married businesswoman. They are BOTH good Chrisitan conservatives as well and were not indoctrinated by the "woke" junk at the conventional school! I love the bumper sticker that makes fun of Hillarys famous quote about it taking a village. The bumper sticker says: I HOMESCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THE VILLAGE, AND I DONT WANT IT RAISING MY CHILD!
He makes me deep belly laugh. With zero bad language. Only Brian Reagan, of current comedians, does that as well, IMHO.
He’s just so real !!⭐️💫❤️💕❤️
I have to agree with you 1000% Jim! Shaming people will cost you your career
JG has been a gift for a long time!
Comedians teach us how to transform suffering into humor so we can laugh at the absurdities of life.
Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh so hard!
Quality Time is my favorite!! Love Jim!!
Another great show. Thank you
I am one of 9 children I can relate. Jim, Louis, and Bill make me laugh, not so much any others.
Jim you're so hilarious I! 😂
You make my day🤩🙏🏻😄
I had a friend who called his
in-laws - Outlaws - 😂 !
He said it so matter of fact, I couldn't stop laughing 😂
One of his 'outlaws' had a funny habit of saying "Hain't"
It" all the time.. They could have had a reality show. 😅
Wait 'til you experience 62...it's wonderful!!
Gaffer is one of the best. Always a smile or two.
I mean, I love my kids, but I love them more when I’m not with them! 😂😂😂
Amen, Jim! Lol
I watch you at least once or twice a day. Make sure I get my daily dose of laughter 😂😂❤❤
He's so funny
Best comedian
Jim is helping to heal the great divide. He is doing the Lord's Work.
Just more great stuff from Jim. But I feel compelled to pass along major kudos to the commenters. I read around six... and NOT ONE mentioned that he doesn't swear.
the COMEDY WHISPER!!!
I love his voices. He's very clever. And he doesn't have to cuss. Don't get me wrong I also love katt Williams and others who cuss.
Hes is awesome
I can relate to the family BS. Hear all about the eight in-law crisis weekly and rarely talk to my six siblings. Once or twice a year or three.
Teenager Jesus. I love it. I wonder if he was defiant
Jesus was a carpenter.. Was he a good carpenter ? Did he do trim work ? Did he have a license ? Did he do grunt work ? Or just the foreman or superintendent ...
Probably a Union guy.
Just a side line. The real shekels was in fishing.
As a mother of five children, I can relate!
I love to take naps.
Yes, calling my in-laws “Mom and Dad” confused everyone. I’m a Potawatomi Indian and my in-laws were Chineses (now I’m a breast cancer widower).
😥❤️
Lmfao he’s very funny…
At least he's aware of it.
There is some good material with INlaws n OUTlaws to be made , I haven’t drank or smoked enough yet to take it further. Someone build that
Funny guy
"What state is he from?" Thats a good one. I 'start' there all the time, then stereo type from there. LOL!! Robert at 68 from the southwest. (Hint-hint, don't mess with Texas, Arizona, or Oklahoma)
I love you say “ saintly wife “. She must be she’s married to you Nim -PSYCHE. You’re a sweetie Nim.
There are teenage paintings of Jesus. When he was at the temple
A couple of examples:
Boy Jesus by Brian Jekel
Jesus in the Temple (1881) by Heinrich Hoffman
😊
So, nothing contemporary. Just fanfiction art then?
@@DonoVideoProductions Oil and Canvas didn't exist until Jesus was at least 27.
Logical reasoning is the enemy of humor.
@@travelvan68But knowing the very basics, (Jesus was mentioned in his teenage years) shouldn't take a lot joke killing effort to realize. It should be pretty obvious amongst Christendom.
He doesn’t have to be disgusting 🤢 to be hilarious
Didn't Jesus go off to Tibet for a while to meditate, somewhere similar
Negative
Yes idk hear myself sounding weird - oka shut up Michelle
He simply can't lay off Jesus...
Gaffigan is quite religious.
Funny. At the same time, very telling. Why aren't there stories of Jesus growing up and changing over time? Just a baby then leap frogs to a man that looks like he came from the cover of GQ.
There are. Luke chapter 2 starting in vs 41 talks about Jesus when he was 12. Jim didn’t say there weren’t things written about him as a young person, he said there were only two types of paintings of Jesus, either as a baby or an adult.
The New Testament isn't about Jesus' dating life. It's about His purpose on earth. He was sent to take our sin, so that we believers have eternal life.
There's a book about Jesus when he was 13.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
I feel like this guys wife wrote his jokes.
They are a team he's mentioned many times they both write his material.
He made me imagine: Jesus’ Prom Picture! (“Teenage Jesus!”)
Glad he knows it…
If your title is correct. He is . He voted for the left wing policies we are all living in....
@@jackaltermanI suspect he probably means open borders, soft on crime, growing goverment oversight, funding endless foreign wars (both sides), climate extremism, unchecked welfare, race hustling, gender bending, baby killing and hate speech based on feelings. 🤷♂️
What policies would those be? Be specific, not just some "Let's go Brandon" horsesh!t.
@@Spiritof_76then F him!
Do u think Jesus was a typical American teenager? Or teenage girl? If he was then I finally understand why they worship mother Mary.
"SUBSCRIBE" no 😄 but thumb up
After hearing his politics I agree.
I wonder if funny people intimdate him, too.
Glad to see you doing this also. What's your name, how many specials have you put out?
Cover your ears😂
That would mean he would intimidate himself. So tell us, Inquisitive One...do you think that's possible?
Well, if that is the case, I'm sure he'd feel comfortable around you.
@@beyolgrenlef5001oh, no! I'm one of those dumb people. I didn't know that was an insult til I read the comments 😮
He did go around with a church: "The Church of Jesus Hates Condoms, Apparently". I'm glad he had the good sense to stop at two. The world is already overcrowded.
The world is overcrowded?......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@michaelshepherd733 The Earth can reasonably sustain like 7.7-7.8 billion people, and we're at about 7.9 billion people now.
@@JacobL228 You have been indoctrinated
Sure glad our Lord Jesus has a sense of humor, because if not, Jim might be wondering whose that guy in a red suit with a pitch fork and why is it so hot in here??? 🔥🔱🥵
Grow out of indoctrination fairy tales. I did by age 10.
Meow that ain’t damn funny!
Had to listen to him once. Not a fan. Will stick with Gabe Iglesias.
His recent appearance on Rogan confirms the title.
He's never been funny either.
This dude is so out of touch with reality
what do u mean? he's a comedian.. did he fool u for realz? 😂
He is in total reality
Jesus is a myth like Santa
There's no "Smells Like Teen Jesus!" 🥹