These Teams Haven't Even COME CLOSE to a Championship

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  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "The Seattle Mariners are not competitors, they're protagonists."
    - Jon Bois

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They have that one postseason where they humiliated the Yankees, and then lost to Cleveland.

    • @itzjusttroy853
      @itzjusttroy853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m still sad that they haven’t even come close to winning. On the bright side, farm system looks great. Playing decent this yr. The bullpen has vastly improved

    • @Gzgdufofigih
      @Gzgdufofigih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@itzjusttroy853 we sweeped the rays too, theres a lot of potential for the M’s

    • @kaivonfintel1627
      @kaivonfintel1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was the best documentary ever

    • @MNSportsJunkie101
      @MNSportsJunkie101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joermnyc Other way around.

  • @shermanngjazz
    @shermanngjazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    What's worse for the 2001 Mariners is that they couldn't even make that ALCS a 7-game thriller, they just died after game 5.

    • @paulyd2406
      @paulyd2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't we lose in 5 games to The Yankees ... I know he messed up

    • @shermanngjazz
      @shermanngjazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulyd2406 In 2000 the Mariners lost in 6 games, in 2001, the Mariners lost in 5 games.

  • @suprcrzy
    @suprcrzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    The Mariners are one of the worst ones. Especially when you think of the greats they've had. Ken Griffey Jr, Randy Johnson, Arod, Edgar Martinez, King Felix.. And there's more that I'm forgetting.

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Ichiro

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Their ballpark is great though, the roof is more like a massive umbrella since the sides are still open to the weather.

    • @krazyhatter6479
      @krazyhatter6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dude you mention all of those and you didn't even mention the Baseball Hit King Ichiro wtf

    • @suprcrzy
      @suprcrzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@krazyhatter6479 - exactly. They've had so many, that I couldn't even remember off the top of my head. My Rangers are nothing special, but damn, I cant imagine the Mariners fan base, and how they feel.

    • @itzjusttroy853
      @itzjusttroy853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seager

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Being a blazers fan may bring me unending depression, injuries, and crushed hope but at least we have that hope damnit!

    • @buffetline2605
      @buffetline2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least you made it to the ‘ship. Go Mariners!!!!!

    • @Allykat765
      @Allykat765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mariners fans are the most pained and heartbroken in sports today. We've suffered long enough

    • @giovanniherrera6037
      @giovanniherrera6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You won it 🤷🏽‍♂️ Better than being a 0 team

    • @dickbuttkiss6002
      @dickbuttkiss6002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do also have a championship, and even if it was a really long time ago, it's more recent than my team's last championship

    • @arjb1046
      @arjb1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least we won in '77.

  • @NewNewColt
    @NewNewColt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a Mariners fan this is true pain. But at least last week we got to enjoy a 4 game sweep of of the previously #1 AL ranked Rays. Silver linings, your forced to find them as a Mariners fan.

  • @flaccidwhitecoat
    @flaccidwhitecoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “The MLB hasn’t expanded since the Marlins and Rockies”
    Diamondbacks and Rays: Am I a joke to you?

    • @SDiddy1985
      @SDiddy1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you....I scrolled to see if anyone else caught this before I said something. And you're the first I found. 🤣

    • @PoipoleMujigae
      @PoipoleMujigae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought: "Wait a second. The D-Backs and Rays were added in 1998."

    • @spiderman110990
      @spiderman110990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to do a double take when I heard him say that. That's a rookie mistake.

    • @_Maelgon_
      @_Maelgon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly those teams are some times jokes (looking at you in the WS rays)

    • @RJiiFin
      @RJiiFin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spiderman110990 That's why FivePoints Vids still doesn't have a ring

  • @heartlandauthor
    @heartlandauthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In NASCAR, J.D. McDuffie owned his own team for many years before his tragic death in the 1991 Watkins Glen race and never finished on the lead lap in 653 races.

  • @JackDanaher2001
    @JackDanaher2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tree's rage during the Browns vs Steelers game will never get old

  • @tevster1316
    @tevster1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    2019 really changed the landscape. Raptors, Blues and Nationals all winning their first titles.

    • @nomame6329
      @nomame6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LGB

    • @deacongowan117
      @deacongowan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomame6329 yes

    • @deacongowan117
      @deacongowan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raptors have won a championship?

    • @SchmidtyProductions27
      @SchmidtyProductions27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Bengals have a chance to win this year too

    • @ilngsisfh
      @ilngsisfh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SchmidtyProductions27 narrator: They did not

  • @justinnzamora5366
    @justinnzamora5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Did you know that the last time the Mariners were in the playoffs, their NFL brethren was still an AFC team?

    • @Superdog-kh3ee
      @Superdog-kh3ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭
      At least we have a Superbowl

    • @justinnzamora5366
      @justinnzamora5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Superdog-kh3ee Facts. Not to mention our upcoming NHL franchise.

    • @Superdog-kh3ee
      @Superdog-kh3ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justinnzamora5366 yeah I hope we can get to the playoffs just like Vegas first season

    • @CantRead1
      @CantRead1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Superdog-kh3ee no one cares about your super bowl win after you didn't run the ball to Lynch the year after 😂 that play forever tainted that win lmao

    • @CantRead1
      @CantRead1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rowdy Jr. three convincing super bowl wins with the most iconic pick six in the first win proves that wrong buddy
      The seacocks won against a out of prime Peyton Manning lol. Couldn't beat the Patriots and Steelers with QBs in there prime.
      I may have grew up in Seattle but, hate the Seahawks because of there ugly ass jerseys, ugly color scheme and there bandwagon fans lmao
      No way am I repping that shit 😂😂😂

  • @wholesomecomment45
    @wholesomecomment45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    One Piece is closer to finishing than these teams ever winning a title anytime soon.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So never then?!... 1,000 episodes, jeez😵

    • @1991petrolhead
      @1991petrolhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No Hunter x Hunter has a better chance of finishing than these teams ever winning a title, and it's nickname is Hiatus X Hiatus.

    • @celticwarrior8574
      @celticwarrior8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here take my like

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarloSoBalJr at least with one piece I could see the end of the tunnel.

    • @drizzyuzumaki8753
      @drizzyuzumaki8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The winds of winter will come out before these teams get a ring

  • @wilderac2250
    @wilderac2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surprised the Sacramento kings weren’t in this video. The team is currently on a 14 season playoff drought. It’s been rumored that they got cheated out of a chance to get to a finals in the early 2000’s. They haven’t had a championship since 1951 when the league was extremely young. They moved to several cities since then. It hasn’t been pretty for that franchise

  • @MNSportsJunkie101
    @MNSportsJunkie101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I feel like The Simpsons will end as a series before the Lions will ever win a Super Bowl.

    • @brendanmayhew6280
      @brendanmayhew6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Minnesota sports fan as well, we’re the worst sports city in America bar none even more so than Detroit, Atlanta, Cleveland and others.

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At this point, the Lions exist so that we Vikings fans can maybe feel a little better about not having one. Sure it's been 45 years since the last try, but we still at least got there. (0-4 record not withstanding)

    • @farpointgamingdirect
      @farpointgamingdirect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Lions already have 4 NFL Championships...1935, 1952, 1953, 1957; the old NFL Championships count...in spite of what Steelers fans say...

    • @luke8404
      @luke8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You act like the Vikings have been good historically 💀💀💀💀

    • @nomame6329
      @nomame6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irony😭

  • @youtubeuser987
    @youtubeuser987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    FPV: picks Hesketh, a race-winning team, for F1
    Coloni, Andrea Moda, Kauhsen, HRT, Life etc: *Are we jokes to you?*

    • @youtubeuser987
      @youtubeuser987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hurts when non-motorsports fans can’t even do the slightest research other than “I saw them in a movie”

    • @flamingdicegaming7845
      @flamingdicegaming7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caterham.

    • @Bartaaron04
      @Bartaaron04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arrows or Minardi would’ve been the most fitting. Were in the sport for decades, not a single W for either team

    • @KC1996LFC
      @KC1996LFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toyota easily. It’s not the 139 races it’s the 2 billion they spent. The other teams you named at least you could say were never going to win a race due to money

    • @youtubeuser987
      @youtubeuser987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KC1996LFC Just the one pole really 😂

  • @twomble5002
    @twomble5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For FIFA, you should have mentioned San Marino. They’ve only won a single match in their history, against Liechtenstein, and that was a friendly. They’ve never won an actual competitive match.

  • @mikemoore5263
    @mikemoore5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Knew the Lions would make the list, but I think Duke Football should have made it as well lol

    • @TBSandNFL
      @TBSandNFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      College football really isn't fair to count, soooooooo many teams are absolutely never going to win a championship in NCAAF

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TBSandNFL hes right

    • @clemsonfan322scstrong
      @clemsonfan322scstrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TBSandNFL *cough* South Carolina *cough*

    • @kfcwifi7233
      @kfcwifi7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or kansas jayhawks football

    • @kirkt9618
      @kirkt9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kentucky has a national championship in football believe it or not

  • @icychill105
    @icychill105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i was born after the 95 mariners world series run, and too young to remember the 2001 season. hopefully soon we can get a good team and not trade em all away for no names

    • @fencingperson
      @fencingperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/JlNKCUWjQm8/w-d-xo.html Sweet 116 - VHS documentary of 2001 mariners narrated by Dave himself.

    • @marcoperdomo283
      @marcoperdomo283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope to win the lottery someday too...

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Lions won 4 NFL championships in the pre-Super Bowl era, not many people who remember those are still alive, but they did happen

  • @TheKrazyk2010
    @TheKrazyk2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Correction, in 2001 Mariners actually lost the series 4 to 1

    • @shermanngjazz
      @shermanngjazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah even worse than 4 to 2.

    • @KyleB-o5c
      @KyleB-o5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, to be fair, it can be easy to get 2000 and 2001 mixed up due to the fact that they also lost 4-2 in the 2000 ALCS.

  • @marcsenase
    @marcsenase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Seeing tree "happy" is the best thing

  • @TheAlfrulz
    @TheAlfrulz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For college football, I would've nominated Vanderbilt. They're a school that values (rightfully) academics over athletics and play in the ultra competitive SEC. They've never won an SEC championship and haven't claimed a championship of any type since the 1920's.

  • @farpointgamingdirect
    @farpointgamingdirect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Detroit Lions have won FOUR NFL CHAMPIONSHIPS: 1935, 1952, 1953, and 1957; the Cleveland Browns have won FOUR AAFC CHAMPIONSHIPS (1946, 47, 48, 49) and FOUR NFL CHAMPIONSHIPS (1950, 1954-55, 1964); and before you even go there, the Cardinals have won TWO NFL CHAMPIONSHIPS, 1924 and 1947; both coming when they were still playing in Chicago

  • @justinnzamora5366
    @justinnzamora5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ever since the Washington Nationals won the 2019 Fall Classic, this M's fan wants to have hope that Seattle's turn will come soon.
    All things, good or bad, must come to an end right?

    • @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333
      @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a Mariners fan, I don’t have any hope that will happen until they get ownership that actually gives a fuck about fielding a winning team.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m sure San Diego feels the same way, considering just how much money they spent on raw talent. Only to see the Dodgers still win.

    • @itzjusttroy853
      @itzjusttroy853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly. The future is bright. I know that’s a cliche but the farm system has some really awesome pieces, the team has been decent this yr. the bullpen has vastly improved

    • @Superdog-kh3ee
      @Superdog-kh3ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 I actually have some hope because just last weekend we swept the rays which is big I really do think our future is bright with a young team

    • @kingofkrusaides1777
      @kingofkrusaides1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You had Griffey, RJ, and Ichiro may never happen

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:32
    I am happily surprised (and possibly historically unknowing) that the Oregon State Beavers weren't in the 3 way tie for NCAA Football.

  • @BroadswordMedia
    @BroadswordMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sorry correction. The MLB hasn't expanded since the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in 1998 now known as the Tampa Bay Rays since 2008.

  • @parsnip2699
    @parsnip2699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know your bad when you have 2 HOF shoe ins who just up and retire early because they're sick of losing. (Barry Sanders/Calvin Johnson). Poor Lions. :(

  • @akbrooks70
    @akbrooks70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s really sad to think of the Mariners sucking for 21 years when I’m 31 and I grew up when they had Ken Griffey Jr. A-Rod and The Big Unit

  • @roljamas
    @roljamas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he brought up college basketball, I knew it was Nebraska. We were casually decent in the 90s, but were the victims of a 3-14 upset and a 6-11 upset. Since then, we’ve only made one tournament since 1998, when Tyronn Lue was still our point guard. Yeah, that Tyronn Lue. It’s been rough.

  • @rowdycmoore
    @rowdycmoore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Lions and Browns still HAVE won championships, despite so many people wanting to believe a pre-Super Bowl NFL just never existed.

    • @farpointgamingdirect
      @farpointgamingdirect 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU! 👍👍My uncle played for the Brown back in the 40s when they won 4 straight AAFC Championships, and just missed an NFL Championship but got injured and had to retire...the Cardinals have two NFL Championships as well, 1924 and 1947, when they were the old Chicago Cardinals

    • @johnortan1890
      @johnortan1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but Detroit has been trash since the super bowl era. And browns had success once they moved to Baltimore as ravens. The browns that started in the late 90s have even less success.

  • @thekeegster6278
    @thekeegster6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    21 year old M’s fan me watching this: *dies a little inside*

    • @ninjatacoshark
      @ninjatacoshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was like he was speaking right to me

    • @flavorondeck
      @flavorondeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im a 20 years old mariners man and no other team makes me happy besides the M's

  • @rexpresto
    @rexpresto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a lifelong, diehard and long-suffering Seattle Mariners fan, I knew their brilliant ineptitude was going to land them a spot in this video. Oh, Five Points...It’s even worse than you described...In 2001, in spite of winning a record 116 games, they didn’t lose to the Yankees 4-2 in the ALCS...They lost to the Yankees 4-1 in the ALCS.

    • @kylewilson2819
      @kylewilson2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. Even FivePoints is overly positive in his "praise" of our beloved doormat

    • @brendanmayhew6280
      @brendanmayhew6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t feel sorry for you at all. I’m assuming you’re a Seahawks fan and you won the Super Bowl in 2014. I’m a die hard Minnesota sports fan and I have never seen one of my teams of the big four even make a title in my lifetime. I’m 26 years old and it’s always playoff loss after playoff loss for all of our teams in the worst fashion. We’re the worst sports city in America show us some love.

    • @kylewilson2819
      @kylewilson2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brendanmayhew6280 Bro, Oregon State football went almost 40 YEARS without a winning season! The basketball went over 20 years without making the NCAA Tournament! The Mariners haven’t made the playoffs since I was 4 years old! The Seahawks were run like a country club and weren’t even relevant until the early 2000’s! Minnesota may be snake bitten as well, but the Vikings alone have made more championship appearances than any Oregon State team besides the Baseball squad, which went 100 years without even sniffing the CWS before they won it all. Minnesota is currently suffering, Oregon State and Seattle have BEEN suffering

    • @brendanmayhew6280
      @brendanmayhew6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylewilson2819 don’t get me started bro. The Vikings have lost 4 superbowls and a record 6 NFC championship games. The Twins haven’t won a playoff game since 2002. The wolves have been to playoffs once since 2004 and that was a 8 seed. The Lakers relocated from here and won numerous titles, and the Dallas stars also won a cup outside of Minnesota after they moved. Even our MLS team lost after being 2-0 up in the 81st minute in the western conference finals against your Seattle Sounders and still lost 3-2 last year. At least you have seen a championship in your city in your lifetime.

    • @kylewilson2819
      @kylewilson2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brendanmayhew6280 First of all, I’m a Timbers fan, not a Sounders fan. Secondly, the Vikings have been to more Championship games than the Mariners have been TO THE PLAYOFFS in their entire history

  • @deathtowrestling2518
    @deathtowrestling2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When FIVEPOINTS uploads it's always a good day

    • @vicepresidentmikepence889
      @vicepresidentmikepence889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would be VERY CAREFUL, if I were you, to use God's name as a curse word

    • @deathtowrestling2518
      @deathtowrestling2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vicepresidentmikepence889 Oh. Sorry about my FUCKING language.

  • @ryan1H3Lion
    @ryan1H3Lion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m a Mariners fan and we are a different breed man LOL.

  • @tedjohnson7485
    @tedjohnson7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least Lions fans can watch their ex-quarterback play in the Super Bowl next weekend.

  • @GSilva0504
    @GSilva0504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have returned to yet again receive another like from the almighty bald man himself on this outstanding video he has put out.

    • @bazzadenmohaned4160
      @bazzadenmohaned4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has Lakers fans we have been win like 16 NBA championships in history

  • @brianknapp6215
    @brianknapp6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Mariners were so godawful in the 80's that- when I was in Middle School, they had a promotion where you got _free_ M's tickets for making the Honor Roll!
    Still remember that *EPIC* 1995 season- tho...

  • @raetekusu1
    @raetekusu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I may be doped up on hopium with the current crop of talent the US have lately, but I think the US Men do have a chance at winning something in my lifetime. Maybe not any time soon, but if the sport continues to grow and the talent pool continues to expand, it's certainly possible.

  • @troyelich9307
    @troyelich9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pretty sure MLB has expanded since The Marlins & Rockies entered in 1993. Didn't The Rays and DBacks join in 1998?

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Diamondbacks won the World Series in 2001; when they upset the Yankees.

    • @phoenixgamer3480
      @phoenixgamer3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes they did

    • @troyelich9307
      @troyelich9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yeen125 The Narrator says something about "The MLB's most recent expansion teams, The Marlins and The Rockies." I'm pointing out that there were more recent expansion teams in 1998, The Rays and DBacks. Nothing to do with AZ winning the series in 2001. I remember that.

  • @Grievous_
    @Grievous_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Currently as im typing this the Mariners are 51-45 and r in 3rd place behind my Oakland A’s who r in 2nd at 55-42, and the Astros r in 1st at 58-39. This could be a year where the Mariners finally make the playoffs but with them being young and not having a strong roster/lineup everyone is kinda expecting them to fall down the standings as the season progresses

    • @flatulent-1
      @flatulent-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have a winning record?? Well, we know how that's gonna end...

  • @DaytenMow
    @DaytenMow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From someone who’s lived in Seattle all my life, once the Mariners make the playoffs, the city will go wild. They even do when the Mariners just get a win at home.

  • @Extinguisher10
    @Extinguisher10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Ms had a pretty good 9 year run from 95 to 03.
    4 playoff appearances
    (7 playoff appearances if they were played under today's playoff format)
    3 division titles
    1 trip to the ALCS
    Unfortunately that's a huge let down when you consider those teams had 5 future Hall of Famers and many more Allstars.
    Also outside of that stretch the has spent little time even being competitive.

  • @alexantilla3926
    @alexantilla3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Mariners fan, I am ready

  • @kylewilson2819
    @kylewilson2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a Blazers fan, a Mariners fan, and an Oregon State Beavers fan. All I've ever known is heartbreak and failure! THIS LIST CANNOT HARM ME!!!
    *Quietly sobbing in the corner with my Damian Lillard and Felix Hernandez bobbleheads*

  • @theeternalslayer
    @theeternalslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This hurts coming from a mariners fan lol 116 wins tied for the single season record, lost to the Yankees. They still haven't recovered from that season

  • @freontec
    @freontec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sure you knew at least one Browns fan would come out of the wood work to remind you that they won all four championships of the AAFL, and four NFL League Championships. ::shakes head in Dr Frank Ryan::

  • @falloutfan6649
    @falloutfan6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that shot at UrinatingTree. Good God that game was hard to watch 😂

  • @jamedlock83
    @jamedlock83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:45 BEST PART OF THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

  • @andrewreinwand4942
    @andrewreinwand4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would maybe add the Washington Wizards to this list. I just learned this week that they haven't won 50 or more games in a season since the 70's and I believe that was their last trip to the Conference Finals as well. How do you not at least go 50-32 one year in almost five decades??

    • @geneseofootball1915
      @geneseofootball1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wizards won a title in the 70's when they were still the Bullets. That's why they don't qualify for this list.

  • @ImDilliebar
    @ImDilliebar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Being a life long Mariners fan, I agree to this. We suck and have since 2002. (At least). Go Mariners.

  • @brandensimmons653
    @brandensimmons653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That tree sound bite never gets old it an gift from the gods

  • @jackhalley5543
    @jackhalley5543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a reminder: the Browns’ win over the Steelers is their only postseason win ever. The Browns before 1999 are the Ravens now.

    • @johnepants
      @johnepants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the one instance in sports where most people accept that the move created a new franchise even though they were an existing team. Fuck Art Modell

    • @flatulent-1
      @flatulent-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cleveland was officially allowed to keep their team name and history, possibly the only city granted that courtesy.

    • @johnortan1890
      @johnortan1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flatulent-1 doesn't matter, they weren't allowed to keep their team. The browns team that left was built for a super bowl by Belicheck minus a few players. That was part of browns history that was taken to Baltimore and won a super bowl. That history browns can never take back.
      The browns that started in the later 90s was an expansion team, and like every expansion team had to start from scratch with a trash owner.
      Funny thing is that if they never moved, the patriot teams Belicheck built could have been the Browns teams.

  • @noaahhhoke4012
    @noaahhhoke4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Five points I appreciate you including Nascar 👍

  • @skull7418
    @skull7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As that 20 year old Mariners fan. I am so damn sad always.

  • @kfilarski
    @kfilarski 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think a better Formula 1 representative on this list would have been Sauber, but hell, I just appreciate that you even take the time to mention not one but two forms of motorsport instead of pretending any regular joe could hop in a car and drive.

  • @kamevans7998
    @kamevans7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Hornets don't have a bright future? So LaMelo just doesn't exist anymore??

  • @robertmurdock1848
    @robertmurdock1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Rays and Diamondbacks were added in 98 , 5 years after the Rockies and Marlins in 93.

  • @jimmystorey19
    @jimmystorey19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually, the Rays and Diamondbacks were the last MLB expansion teams, debuting in 1998. And both have made it to the World Series on at least one occasion.

  • @aarontaylor5146
    @aarontaylor5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You made my day when I saw the Kansas Jayhawks make the NCAA football list. As a Missouri fan I now laugh. 😂

    • @iheartchubbybellies
      @iheartchubbybellies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a K-Stater, I join you in laughing at Jayhawk football.

    • @johnortan1890
      @johnortan1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kansas had the best record in the ncaa in 2007 yet was somehow #8 going into the bowl games. Should have gone to the championship instead of the 2 loss lsu. Instead Kansas went to the orange bowl and beat the #3 team.

    • @ZachCook1397
      @ZachCook1397 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an iowa state fan I breathed a sigh of relief

  • @NevadaLamb
    @NevadaLamb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I grew up in Seattle during the late 90s and early 00s. The Mariners being in the World Series is a foreign concept I wouldn’t even be able to comprehend.

  • @luke_darga
    @luke_darga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a massive F1 fan, my vote for this list has to go to Toyota. They entered F1 in 2002, never won a single race, never finished better than 4th in the standings, and left F1 in 2009 because of the global economic crisis, as they became the world’s largest auto manufacturer at the exact same time. It’s estimated Toyota spent about $2 Billion (Yes, with a B) on their program over the 8 years they competed, and had diddly squat to show for it. If there was a company that should have found success in F1, it should have been Toyota, given their success in other racing series and prominence on the global stage. But they never put up anything close to a proper challenge. Worst team ever has to be MasterCard-Lola, but like you mentioned with NCAA basketball, that’s just kicking a pathetic operation while it’s down.

  • @joeylawn36111
    @joeylawn36111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good thing for these teams that there's no Relegation in sports over here....But I'd like to see it in the NBA, for example. (yeah, I know it's not possible, but it would sure be interesting at least....)

  • @evincasey6656
    @evincasey6656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My alma mater, the Western Michigan Broncos have been to 6 NCAA Men's Hockey tournaments and are 0-7 in those 6 appearances (they played a two game series against Harvard in 1986).
    The heartbreaking one was in 2011 when they blew a 2-0 lead with 5 minutes left against Denver and lost 3-2 in double overtime.

  • @ethansprague2005
    @ethansprague2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Moral of the story: do not watch Arizona sports

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what the Suns look good they may win it all i hope they do

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JBTriple8 pre 2019 Arizona sports. Also I do too, either them or the hawks

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except the Suns.

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah The Coyotes are probably Houston Bound soon

    • @thetimebinder
      @thetimebinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're just only allowed to have one good team at a time.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:50 That game was the equivalent of Ralphie beating up the bully from A Christmas Story. Satisfying.

  • @LCSteeler16
    @LCSteeler16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2nd and the Texans haven’t made any conference title games and probably won’t for another 20 years

  • @daBEAGLE1017
    @daBEAGLE1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Its tough being a Brewers fan for 45years.

    • @flatulent-1
      @flatulent-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now imagine being a Pilots fan.

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flatulent-1 or a Milwaukee Braves fan. They move a few years after winning it all.
      At least i finally got to experience a Milwaukee championship this year.

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flatulent-1 Seattle did get a team a few years after tho.

  • @Brandon-qd2lb
    @Brandon-qd2lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these videos lmao make more of them!! We need tree though! 2012 conference finals for Arizona...

  • @troyelich9307
    @troyelich9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stunned The Bengals weren't the worst NFL Franchise. They've existed must longer than Houston. They made it to 2 Super Bowls 33 and 39 years ago as I type this, and lost both.

    • @calebwinfield1403
      @calebwinfield1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were constantly in the playoffs with Dalton. Now they have big balls Burrow to lead them to multiple Superbowls

    • @troyelich9307
      @troyelich9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebwinfield1403 But they haven't won anything. That's what the video was about. Teams NOT winning their respective league championships. I don't think The Bengals have even won a playoff game since 1988, right?

  • @connorcollinsmsu
    @connorcollinsmsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lions have multiple championships, just all before the Super Bowl era

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad someone else pointed this out too. Everyone seems to think NFL championships only count from Super Bowl 1 onward.

    • @darrellhall6622
      @darrellhall6622 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like the team 2 hours away to the southeast on the shores of Lake Erie.

  • @AkamexAris1023
    @AkamexAris1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As one of like four Hornets fans in existence, our future is at least somewhat bright. Ball just won ROY and the team is definitely trending upwards. Besides an end of season collapse including the play in tournament, they played relatively great. Not contenders of course but still.

  • @JAYouse
    @JAYouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “To be fair…” I noticed your tone and appreciate it.

  • @MrDanger88
    @MrDanger88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    MLB expanded in 1998 with the Devil Rays

    • @email5023
      @email5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...and with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

    • @MrDanger88
      @MrDanger88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ yeesh don’t remind me. Rays have had the best farm system for years and they still can’t win the WS. Still pissed off about Cash pulling Snell last year against the Dodgers

  • @tobiasryan8378
    @tobiasryan8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Life long Mariners fan checking in here. Rooting for a perpetual loser certainly builds character 😭

  • @ryankohnenkamp8946
    @ryankohnenkamp8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:53 Rays and D-backs: Am I a joke to you...?

  • @vincelayton2565
    @vincelayton2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And that 116 game season was a tie for most wins in mlb history. Go Ms

  • @aidenhess8570
    @aidenhess8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Columbus Blue Jackets will forever hold the memes of beating the President’s Trophy Winner Lightning in a sweep

  • @JediBendu34
    @JediBendu34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m surprised Rutgers wasn’t there for college football

    • @noahstock20
      @noahstock20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Vanderbilt

    • @roach8676
      @roach8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Rutgers were good back then but now they suck

    • @Xjebin
      @Xjebin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roach8676 a lot of these teams have been good fym

  • @jordanlopez1438
    @jordanlopez1438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing at the bricks around 4:31

  • @brianbell139
    @brianbell139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could trade the Mariners to bring back the Sonics.

  • @hora_decubitus
    @hora_decubitus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    '08 Mangino was AN ABSOLUTE UNIT! OG BIG CHUNGUS. Lookin' like Andy Reid devoured his twin brothers in the womb. A one man triplet.

  • @JohnSmith-zw8vp
    @JohnSmith-zw8vp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Mariners remain the only MLB team to have never once appeared in a World Series.

  • @calebcroy07
    @calebcroy07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was genuinely surprised to not Vanderbilt here for CFB, looked it up & found out they have 2 unclaimed titles from the 20’s and 14 conference titles from the Southern Conference(now defunct)

  • @Flamingbro69
    @Flamingbro69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, if you counted International Teams, there would definitely be an inclusion of featuring all of the Teams based in the Gold Coast, St. Kilda, and Carlton the past 2 Decades.

  • @whitemamba24xe98
    @whitemamba24xe98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The curse of Bobby Layne is very very real, isn’t it Lions fans?

    • @Motownsports89
      @Motownsports89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you believe in that sort of thing.
      I believe good players make good teams. We can't just have one good player every ten years and hope he'll lead us to the superbowl.

    • @farpointgamingdirect
      @farpointgamingdirect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Lions have won 4 NFL Championships; you can look it up...

    • @HermesHeals
      @HermesHeals 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@farpointgamingdirect That was before the super bowl. Football was very different. The lions just have terrible owners who don’t give a damn

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:55 Video deserves 1,000,000 views :)

  • @crummymonk4917
    @crummymonk4917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last MLB expansion was 98 with the Devil Rays and Diamondbacks.

  • @mecredneck1
    @mecredneck1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Technically the new Charlotte Hornets are not the same as the old Charlotte Hornets which are now the New Orleans Pelicans. The Bobcats were an expansion team that took back the Hornets name when New Orleans became the Pelicans.

  • @Djarra
    @Djarra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For F1 you should have had the Arrows team. Who in 382 starts between 1998 and 2002 never scored a win. The closest they got was the 1997 Hungarian race when Damon Hill dominated until a fuel pump went in the closing stages relegating him to second.

  • @parkourcabinets
    @parkourcabinets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Might be the Wake Forest fanboy in me, but I was surprised to see Wake on the list for NCAA football. We might not be great, but we did win the ACC in 2006 which is way more recently than a lot of the schools in the conference.

  • @deathtowrestling2518
    @deathtowrestling2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a Razorbacks fan, for once we get spared the PAIN

    • @jiveassturkey8849
      @jiveassturkey8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You suck so bad. DeVonta Smith was JOGGING when he returned that punt for a TD against Arkansas...

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jiveassturkey8849 Our football team is sadness. Matt Jones, Darren McFadden and Peyton Hillis on one team yielded pretty much nothing and got destroyed in the Cotton Bowl by a Chase Daniel led Mizzou. Ryan Mallett took a blocked punt at the end of the Sugar Bowl against the Buckeyes and THREW A PICK thereby becoming the first SEC team to lose to OSU in a bowl game. They haven't won a chip since the 60s.
      It's hopeless!

    • @theace8502
      @theace8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kvltizt at least you guys have some small, tiny little nugget of hope there, buried. Us tennessee fans have literal nothing rn, and by the day we get more and more indifferent about the football program

  • @FireboltPrime
    @FireboltPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Being a Texans fan is eternal pain
    As for cfb, I'm surprised Vanderbilt, Oregon state or Iowa state not being there (though Iowa state has been doing better recently, although they've never had a 10 win season)

  • @eddieredmann3
    @eddieredmann3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to know 5points likes highballs!

  • @vsocarras27
    @vsocarras27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot UEFA San Marino national team in their time UEFA they've won only 1 games since I think 1993* the win was in 2004 1-0 win vs. Lichtenstein

  • @ethangums1922
    @ethangums1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro but the thing is the mariners gave had so many amazing players they just haven’t made it far. There doing pretty good this season tho so far

  • @tomschoenke5519
    @tomschoenke5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I going to try an add something new here. I have been watching this stuff since I was 8, back in 1968, so here's my list of most painful loss by a team to have never won a title.
    NFL: 1990 Buffalo Bills
    MLB:2011 Texas Rangers
    NBA:1995 Phoenix Suns
    NHL:1994 Vancouver Canucks
    NCAA Final Four: 1983 Houston Cougars.
    1979 Indiana St. Sycamores
    2010 Butler Bulldogs
    2008 Memphis Tigers (Vac)
    NCAA FB1996: Arizona St. Sun Devils
    All of these teams, except the Phoenix Suns, lost in the finals in painful, crushing ways and still have no title since to ease the pain. A lot of people love this stuff, but it really can be very emotionally damaging to care about your team.
    P.S. World Cup: Tie 1974 Nederlands
    2014 Nederlands
    Which is worse? They're both about the same, they'll split the bill and go Dutch.
    NHL:1994 Vancouver Canucks

  • @JeanM_XsnOs
    @JeanM_XsnOs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mariners fan, had 21st yesterday. Drank hard

  • @tomsocia9713
    @tomsocia9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 that’s me with the bag on my head in the thumbnail

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really do hope someone can happen to allow the Mariners to reach the World Series. They’re genuinely the most likeable team in MLB with some of the funniest players gracing their history and yet god permitted them to be perpetually shat on.

  • @MarcoCaifan87
    @MarcoCaifan87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surprised you didn’t mention the mighty San Marino national football team. They have an astounding ONE win, 6 ties and 170 losses.

  • @K37-h1z
    @K37-h1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And now I have to rewatch that tree upload