Every time he says 'minuscule goblin impractically sword' I just get this image of a goblin the size of a chicken toddling along with this Final-Fantasy-esque sword three times his size.
Side note: The game Steredenn includes a weapon called Gloryhammer, which is ludicrously broken. You get it from the achievement "Supermassive Glorious Survivor". Other achievements include "Faster than a Laser Bullet" and "Set the Universe On Fire"
This song....this song is God-tier. Seriously this band deserves WAY MORE recognition than the pop stars of today. I love the lyrics "Powered by lasers. Entwined in a star". I will definitely buy this album.
Forged in the heart of celestial fire. Powered by lasers entwined in a star. Is the Astral Hammer, in fact, a kugelblitz black hole? Possibly on a stick?
The Hammer of Glory +3 Warhammer, Requires Attunement This great hammer was forged in celestial fires, where and when, is lost to time. Astral Strikes: When you hit a creature with this weapon, they take an additional 2d8 radiant damage. Unmatched: Whenever you reduce a creatuee to 0 hit points with this weapon, you have advantage on all d20 rolls until the end of your next turn. Bane o' Evil: When you hit an evil aligned creature with this weapon, they have to make a DC 20 Wisdom save or become frightened of you until the start of it's next turn.
Immortal breaker: any creature, no matter if it is normally truly immortal and no matter by what method, can be killed permanently with the Hammer Of Glory.
I know google doesn't agree with me, but I'm pretty sure it's "Relics of legend, relics of might, forged in a time before time" and "Descendant of ultimate fighter, now battle a war in the stars"
Absolutely, also musically the song is great, reminds me of Rhapsody. The lyrical context is quite similar for both bands, but Rhapsody seems to mean it (seriously). Not sure which approach is more hilarious, but both bands are awesome.
Andreas Otto Hansen That's no where near how Mjölir was made. Sindri and Brokkr made it in a forge that had bellows. I don't know if that's the comic versions origin of the hammer, but it's completely wrong.
I've listen to a bit of their music and I can't help thinking that this was a bunch of D&D session were they just said. 'You Know What? To Hell with it! Let's make a series of Metal Songs on this character I made and his Adventures!' lol
Check out Strike Legion. It has expies for every known sci fi setting dialed up to 11. The enemy is essentially Terra from 40k, complete with god empress space marines and legions of disposable faceless soldiers.
+Federico Rossignoli It was an Epic Night but i got no loot... No merchandise - Sold Out on their Tour... But yes, an epic night. Thanks for Uploading good Music ;)
+Aaron Garm I live near enough to Scotland that I could just go to Fife to buy stuff, take me a few hours each way on the train (probably have to stay overnight in that country.)
2019: brexit 2022: Scotland leave UK ans become independant 2072: Scotland become first worldide superpower. 2164: Scotland launch itself Into space conquest. 2367: unicorn War of dundee.
Federico ho trovato un errore a 2:29, è "descendant of ultimate fighter" invece di "this emblem of ultimate fighter" :) Bellissimi video, continua così!!!
Every time he says 'minuscule goblin impractically sword' I just get this image of a goblin the size of a chicken toddling along with this Final-Fantasy-esque sword three times his size.
It is something what you would expect from the Munchkin card game :)
I always thought that lyric acutally went "Might has well kill God with a pratical sword"
I imagine a konosuba goblin with a dagger smaller than the grip
Side note: The game Steredenn includes a weapon called Gloryhammer, which is ludicrously broken.
You get it from the achievement "Supermassive Glorious Survivor".
Other achievements include "Faster than a Laser Bullet" and "Set the Universe On Fire"
Saw them yesterday at Filderstadt Germany along with mighty Hammerfall! Hammers everywhere! It was fucking amazing!!
This is one of the most underrated songs ever. To me it's up there with Gloryhammer.
Demons from mars? So that's why he's wearing green armor.
This song....this song is God-tier. Seriously this band deserves WAY MORE recognition than the pop stars of today. I love the lyrics "Powered by lasers. Entwined in a star". I will definitely buy this album.
Demons on Mars? No Problem... there should be a DOOM Marine ready to take care of em
And a really pissed off army of Tech-preists.
kabob 007 I see what you did there.
Dorvuzak Uzn The Adeptus Mechanicus would like to remind everyone that FUCKING WITH THEM AND MARS IS A REALLY FUCKING BAD IDEA!
kabob 007 The Omnissiah shall set us free.
Dorvuzak Uzn OMMISSIAH BE PRAISED!
I'm awaiting the poor students 100 years in future, who would need to explain what the author meant with this song in an essay :D
"Explain the cultural impact and significance of Ninja Sex Party's "Manticore"."
@@thesadisticelf5659 "Explain the cultural impact and signifigance of Ninja Sex Party's "If we were gay"."
Black Heart explain the cultural impact and significance of “Ressurection by Erection by Powerwolf”
Explain what the author meant in "this epic war is fight".
Explain the cultural impact and significance of HAIL to CRAIL, and how Gloryhammer predicted the future we are living.
Probably the most fun band I've seen live, with tons of energy to boot.
Forged in the heart of celestial fire. Powered by lasers entwined in a star. Is the Astral Hammer, in fact, a kugelblitz black hole? Possibly on a stick?
FOR THE KING, WE WILL RIDE !!
Wrong song, mate. LOL!
@@nerdicwarrior r/woooosh
@@eliabuoncompagni1899 FOR THE KING WE WILL RIDE THROUGH THE DARK GALACTIC SKIES!!!
The Hammer of Glory
+3 Warhammer, Requires Attunement
This great hammer was forged in celestial fires, where and when, is lost to time.
Astral Strikes: When you hit a creature with this weapon, they take an additional 2d8 radiant damage.
Unmatched: Whenever you reduce a creatuee to 0 hit points with this weapon, you have advantage on all d20 rolls until the end of your next turn.
Bane o' Evil: When you hit an evil aligned creature with this weapon, they have to make a DC 20 Wisdom save or become frightened of you until the start of it's next turn.
@@Laucomagef Go right ahead! That's kinda what its for! Just glad someone likes it! :D
@@Laucomagef Thanks! I'll look into that :D.
Immortal breaker: any creature, no matter if it is normally truly immortal and no matter by what method, can be killed permanently with the Hammer Of Glory.
I know google doesn't agree with me, but I'm pretty sure it's
"Relics of legend, relics of might, forged in a time before time"
and
"Descendant of ultimate fighter, now battle a war in the stars"
Those both make sense, but I just don't hear it...
I love how his costume is really just a repainted, slightly altered, Iron Man costume. LOL
actually its the future version of his previous costume xd
I'd say he looks more like an armoured Green Lantern.
Totally looks like green lantern ^^"
it's the Iron Lantern crossover armor
Yeah, before it was some horrible elf/druid green leather one
Great video. But you made a mistake at 2:12.
It's "Forged in a time before time" not "Fortunate army for time".
This is such a folk metal inspired song, I love it!
Wow, their lyrics are so awesome! :D
thx mate:)
if you liked this, look at the lyrics of "apocalypse 1992", that's much better;)
I just did! :D
did you like it?;)
Absolutely, also musically the song is great, reminds me of Rhapsody. The lyrical context is quite similar for both bands, but Rhapsody seems to mean it (seriously). Not sure which approach is more hilarious, but both bands are awesome.
The "Astral Hammer" is called the "Hammer of Glory", so it is the Gloryhammer.
"Forged in the Heart of Celestial fire" so it is Mjolnir.
How does that make it Mjölnir?
A legendary Hammer forged in the core (or heart) of a dying star.
Andreas Otto Hansen That's no where near how Mjölir was made. Sindri and Brokkr made it in a forge that had bellows. I don't know if that's the comic versions origin of the hammer, but it's completely wrong.
It is the comic version.
And I know how the Mythological one was made, but thank you for making sure.
The song is actually describing a starship :P "Powered by lasers entwined in a star" that's clearly a fusion reactor.
I've listen to a bit of their music and I can't help thinking that this was a bunch of D&D session were they just said. 'You Know What? To Hell with it! Let's make a series of Metal Songs on this character I made and his Adventures!' lol
That is exactly what happened.
I see the same thing but with Warhammer 40k players
Check out Strike Legion. It has expies for every known sci fi setting dialed up to 11. The enemy is essentially Terra from 40k, complete with god empress space marines and legions of disposable faceless soldiers.
WHAT AN EPIC TUNE!
Great Video, thanks :) And yes i support them, seeing them tonight live (and buying many Merch^^) :D
thank you!:)
Now I'm going to load "apocalypse 1992";)
They're so cool live...😍
It's going to be an epic night for you😍
+Federico Rossignoli It was an Epic Night but i got no loot... No merchandise - Sold Out on their Tour... But yes, an epic night. Thanks for Uploading good Music ;)
+Aaron Garm I live near enough to Scotland that I could just go to Fife to buy stuff, take me a few hours each way on the train (probably have to stay overnight in that country.)
"impractical sword" there must be a lot of swordmen butthurt
Legend of the astral hamster
!
Yeah it sounds awesome but realize that this is actually a dystopian future where scotland has claimed dominance over the milky way
Is that really such a bad thing?
2019: brexit
2022: Scotland leave UK ans become independant
2072: Scotland become first worldide superpower.
2164: Scotland launch itself Into space conquest.
2367: unicorn War of dundee.
@@romualdcaffeserre6230 Teh unicorn invasion was more than 1000 years ago man^^
@@romualdcaffeserre6230 1992; Apocalypse
Federico ho trovato un errore a 2:29, è "descendant of ultimate fighter" invece di "this emblem of ultimate fighter" :)
Bellissimi video, continua così!!!
Astral Hammer > Knife of evil < Vorpal Laser Blaster of Pittenweem.
Meus parabens pelas legendas, lindas e excellentes. A musica é mais sensacional ainda!!!
best song
I hate living in Idaho. none of these bands ever come here.
I know the feeling, closest these guys have been was portland
Like, legit question. What do we think the stats are for the Hammer of Angus McFife? I'm thinking it's +5, possibly gone up to +7.
+100 to amazing entrances
+69 to sex appeal
+10000000000000 to bardic inspiration.
It reminds me of nightside on siberia
Hate to be that guy, but its miniscule Goblin singular not plural.
Oh btw, amazing vid.
How to say it properly?
Maybe he was using the refrain to call out Zargothrax specifically?
this is stupid.... i love it!!!!
am i the only one that thought of lex luthor iron man when whatcing this
"Demons?" I koming.. XD
I'm making this my magical girl transformation song
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
0:52 "on the dark side of the moon" pink floyd ?
Yeah and the dark and light side are separated by a barrier known only as “the wall”
Today I learned the moon didn't have a dark side until Pink Floyd invented it
My man in a Spy Kids suit
*when you buy some cheap shitty Green Lantern cosplay and stick on some gold bits and gloryhammer logo*
Some of the lyrics are wrong lol
Trying to piece together the lore…
Song:" Angus McFife xIII my name."
My mum:"This is about Thor right?"