Powerwolf - In the Name of God

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  • @pussinjordans8800
    @pussinjordans8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    He attacc
    He snacc
    But most importantly..
    *He takes Jerusalem bacc*

  • @leeyroyjenkins9027
    @leeyroyjenkins9027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5827

    God: *Creates Humans*
    Humans: *Creates Powerwolf*
    God: “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I know it's a meme (good meme actually), but i must admit that Powerwolf is anti-christian (they create songs about christianity, to show it's ,,dark side"). I love this song, and this meme, and your comment, but I had to say it

    • @hyperion9793
      @hyperion9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@dolnyslazak4721 I really respect the way you wrote that dude. I agree with you and was worried that some dude would pour half an ocean of salt in here.

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hyperion9793 Oh, thanks ;)

    • @thatwhichlearns3517
      @thatwhichlearns3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "now this what i call return on investment"

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@dolnyslazak4721 i respect your opinion but just cause it shows its bad side dosent mean its anti Christian but i wouldn't say its Christian music either its to good

  • @0-Templar-0
    @0-Templar-0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10677

    *We can't expect God to do all the work.*

    • @superbroly64DS
      @superbroly64DS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Best comment ever

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Nice reference

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. No! We can't expect God to do all of it, but our a-10s and f35s and cruise missiles would do it

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *No we cannot*

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      to ben honest, he is a lazy bastard the last 2500 years... Maybee his vacation ends soon.

  • @america4246
    @america4246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5413

    Armor: Check
    Sword: Check
    Supplies: Check
    Holy Cross: Check
    Epic Crusade Music: Check
    Great I’m ready to take the holy land

    • @gamejunkie4035
      @gamejunkie4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Good✝️

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      You forgot the holy grenade

    • @karlzzzyzz
      @karlzzzyzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You forget the holy hand grenade

    • @lorenzolattocco4123
      @lorenzolattocco4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hold my cross....

    • @junglejim4254
      @junglejim4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Never forget your shield, warrior, make sure it bears the Holy cross before going into battle!

  • @_Pangloss
    @_Pangloss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    A holy knight dies a valiant death on the battlefield, but wakes up hell.
    Wondering why he has been sent to be punished, he stands up and dusts off his still shining armor.
    *_His still shining armor_*
    Realizing this and noticing a weight at his side he draws his sword which now appears to be wreathed in a white flame.
    And then it dawns on him.
    He is not there to be punished, for *_he_* is the punishment.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      They should make a videogame with this concept!

    • @_Pangloss
      @_Pangloss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      @@arx3516 it exists, its called dark souls

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@_Pangloss
      No, that's just 2 games of running around as a soulless, undead hap killing shit so you don't hollow away, then a meaningless 3rd game where you're fire ash man

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      @@arx3516 doom eternal while only using the crucible?

    • @christbenitez8797
      @christbenitez8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Never heard of DANTE'S INFERNO?
      no? Ok

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8923

    Christians now: "May God bless us."
    *_Christians back then:_*

    • @CommanderKrieg
      @CommanderKrieg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @Char Aznable We must return to glory. brother, get the short sword.

    • @ruthstewart8725
      @ruthstewart8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@CommanderKrieg RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

    • @johndavis7075
      @johndavis7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@ruthstewart8725 DEUS VULT

    • @dxditz2889
      @dxditz2889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tatakae

    • @jf6059
      @jf6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      May God bless us in our battle for jerusalem

  • @bukay2176
    @bukay2176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    Heresy: 0%
    Infidels: 0%
    Unholy: 0%
    In the name of God: 100%

    • @svobodarolevay5940
      @svobodarolevay5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@metal_fusion Ave Maria!

    • @LeonTuMade4
      @LeonTuMade4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DEUS VOLT!!!!!!!

    • @Tyvian135
      @Tyvian135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@metal_fusion Did i hear someone say DEUS VULT!?

    • @vergilgaming3242
      @vergilgaming3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BROTHER?

    • @vergilgaming3242
      @vergilgaming3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DEUS VULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @ilmischino3255
    @ilmischino3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Martyrs in the name of God
    We're knights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to command, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Brothers in belief and sword
    Through nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of Mater Maria
    In the name of God
    In the name of Mater Maria
    Deus in regnium
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Iesus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Cantus lupus, in the name of God
    Agnus Christus, in the name of God
    Sanctus lupus, in the name of God

  • @MightyMorphineMan
    @MightyMorphineMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14322

    I agree with every word he is saying

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      Jesus
      Me too Jesus.

    • @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930
      @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      I about pissed myself laughing at seeing this

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      @Usama bin Laden yes my son as long as you're storming jerusalem

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @Usama bin Laden those are rooky numbers we have to get them higher

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @Usama bin Laden whats so bad about this

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5655

    Her: You love Christian Music?
    Me: Yes
    Her: me too, whats your favorite Christian Song?
    Me:

    • @captainfail9051
      @captainfail9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes, one of them is called higher than heaven

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @neortik7
      @neortik7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Robzilla-Robotron wow thanks for analysis

    • @maxisvonstoffenberg4067
      @maxisvonstoffenberg4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys I have a theory. During the crusades I think jews living in Europe might have converted to fight WITH the Christians to take back Jerusalem.

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Another good Christain power metal that I would recommend is "Theocracy". And I'd recommend their "as the world bleeds" album.

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    Gonna play Doom: Eternal with this. Pray thee well, my brothers.

    • @alexandercastillo9315
      @alexandercastillo9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Deus Vult!

    • @Alue14
      @Alue14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      ​@@alexandercastillo9315 Rip And Tear Until It Is Done! Non Nobis Domine!

    • @blitzed4148
      @blitzed4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You should also play it with the last stand by sabaton

    • @theokay1
      @theokay1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tot and pears

    • @Chadman7813
      @Chadman7813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No it must be dark souls

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    *Judging sinners isn't my job, sending them to God is*
    - DEUS VULT

    • @f1etc.438
      @f1etc.438 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can help you. Give me sword

    • @theo.d.s.t.spartan2277
      @theo.d.s.t.spartan2277 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have my axe

    • @MarkSwaw
      @MarkSwaw ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And my 300magnum Remington 200

    • @julianschmidt773
      @julianschmidt773 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Deus lo vult

    • @ethanrom22
      @ethanrom22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Doom is the most Christian game there is 😉

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17334

    Yes, mom, I'm listening to christian music

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3995

    Crusaders are legitimately the coolest looking warriors in history

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      They lucked out with two things; Tabards with cool, clean iconography (a colored field with a giant cross is VERY distinct) and more importantly, the *great helm*. Without a doubt, when someone thinks of "medieval knights", they think of the great helm, even though it only existed for a relatively short time, it just looks so damn awesome that it defines the entire image of the era. It's like the Tyrannosaurus rex of medieval armor.

    • @nazimhilmanhashim940
      @nazimhilmanhashim940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Winged Hussars:I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @fatcatinatuxedo7274
      @fatcatinatuxedo7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Winged hussar: Hold my horse

    • @sagat223
      @sagat223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      to closet homosexuals perhaps

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ÖLÜMLÜHAYATBUGÜNVARSINYARINYOKSUN how are your days as a Turk keyboard warrior sir

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3876

    When a new Season starts in For Honor.
    Vikings: *getting drunk*
    Samurai: *watching anime*
    Wu Lin: *autistic Tandi noises*
    Knights:

  • @gerami8902
    @gerami8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I go to anime conventions dressed as a Templar knight. I have this playing on repeat in my ear the entire time.

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or as a Black Templar

    • @blaringsea8923
      @blaringsea8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!

    • @holycrusader3941
      @holycrusader3941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good man

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know what to do. Dues vult.

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To be real, outside the joke meme here. Being as an anime fan, I would actually. Been thinking about it. 😆

  • @leonidas3885
    @leonidas3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    "Son."
    "Yes Father?"
    "What are you listening to?"
    "In The Name of God"
    "DEUS VULT!"

  • @Succubait
    @Succubait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5492

    Ww3: *starts*
    Iranian soldier: what's that music in the distance?
    Me and the boys:

    • @antondasmyctvs3501
      @antondasmyctvs3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hahahahahaahhaa good

    • @ghiorghetatarescu3649
      @ghiorghetatarescu3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Well if u come to think of it we can attack Israel in the chaos and take Jerusalem and cut the dicks of la pangani

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @bing bingbung Deus vult indeed.

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @bing bingbung Allahu Akbar

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Deus vult

  • @yeyebrother3106
    @yeyebrother3106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    If this song isn’t played at my funeral, I’m not going

    • @VolkT1
      @VolkT1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *YES*

    • @baldychkn2949
      @baldychkn2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hol up

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@VolkT1 I would prefer"attack of the dead men" so that i can clear out the heretics

    • @sdguardscpfoundationbruh
      @sdguardscpfoundationbruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you don't go, we will contain you. I hope you are Safe and you go back to home.

    • @yaboinaru3653
      @yaboinaru3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sdguardscpfoundationbruh how's it going at site 16 ? also, thanks for protecting the world against dangerous SCPs

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    new bible translations: god wishes the best for everyone and is a fair for everyone
    old bible translations:

    • @pablomarques3684
      @pablomarques3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ephesians chapter 6

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      We've always translated from the original manuscripts, there is no difference in the manuscripts then and now. It has been translated into many different languages but they're still translated from the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts

    • @governmeharderdaddy596
      @governmeharderdaddy596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tentomdrummer you are either a liar or really uneducated. A race of people known for worshiping a demon called yahweh and wearing very tiny hats often brags about how they got their own messages subverted into the king james bible .

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@governmeharderdaddy596 hey man there's no need for name-calling, but if you like you can do some research on the topic. You'll find that we have over 5500 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament alone ranging from an age of 30 years after the death of Christ to around 150 years after the death of Christ.
      The Iliad until quite recently we only had seven manuscripts and they were written about 700 years after Homer died.
      The historical manuscript evidence for the Bible is second to none. Whether you believe what's in it or not is besides the point. there is no book in human history which has been better preserved than the Bible.

    • @The-oh3vi
      @The-oh3vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tentomdrummer its literally multiple books written by different people stitched together

  • @ev4n_scence
    @ev4n_scence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    Someone asked from what hentai a picture was. And someone linked this. This is the new Rick Rolling.

    • @dJ-rd9wt
      @dJ-rd9wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      That'll stop the goddamn weebs from taking jerusalem. Thanks my friend, I'll be using that idea lmao

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My prayers go toward your friend. May the Holy Spirit guide them onto the right path.

    • @sergeantarchdornan2994
      @sergeantarchdornan2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @cricutcrazy2010
      @cricutcrazy2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same lmao

    • @sadseal9817
      @sadseal9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      so you also clicked on the link you heretic

  • @lucasGAM1005
    @lucasGAM1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    Infidel:"Christian are not badasses enough to rock".
    Powerwolf:"hold my grail".

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      lucas gabriel yup forgot to include Sabaton!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my vodka

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold my drinking horn

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jack belmont you drink from a horn to exactly prevent that: stopping. Infidel!

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can't forget about Catholics too. We're basically the drunk version of Christians

  • @WaskaSwansea
    @WaskaSwansea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    *goes to hospital*
    Nurse: Hello sir
    Crusader: GREETINGS, HOSPITALER

  • @fortheemperorandkrieg4912
    @fortheemperorandkrieg4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Christians today: have a blessed day
    Christians back then: prepare for the mass of a lifetime

    • @DorkMatter001
      @DorkMatter001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      chad Christians

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *catholic

    • @Mavors1099
      @Mavors1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yodavanckart
      Catholics are the only true Christians.

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mavors1099 hold there pal, how catholics can be the ONLY true christians if both religions follow christ?

    • @Mavors1099
      @Mavors1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yodavanckart
      Both religions? What both religions? What are yoy talking about?

  • @feilex3668
    @feilex3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7529

    petition 2020: "lets storm Jerusalem they can't stop all of us"

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Said every nation that tried to invade Israel ever

    • @poolofwater5560
      @poolofwater5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@shadowslayer205 they forget we have the cross, knights and this song

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@poolofwater5560 and aerial travel

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Signed

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@shadowslayer205 but the us army is the main contributor in those wars. Area 51 is stormed, the us army is down a lot of soldiers and they can't send troops over because there are none. Nestle raid keeps some Europeans out of the war. Everyone around Israel is enemies and might help.

  • @lilwyvern4
    @lilwyvern4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1925

    Metal isn't just for hell anymore.

    • @ГонщикНелегальный-з1б
      @ГонщикНелегальный-з1б 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Bfg division intensifies...

    • @LauraOvTheePsychicYouth
      @LauraOvTheePsychicYouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б Hi Takumi Fujiwara i hope Bunta's tofu shop is doing great

    • @joneubanks9686
      @joneubanks9686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wasn't the first Metal band founded by Christians

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      [Jesus loved this]

    • @SFNouri
      @SFNouri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can hear this playing in Heaven.

  • @justanothercrusader6166
    @justanothercrusader6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    Who's down for another crusade?

    • @volt1068
      @volt1068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don't see why not

    • @DragonFruitXVI
      @DragonFruitXVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      With how the political class in Europe is. They are actually pushing people twords it.
      I know alot of atheists becoming Christian...

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am but what's the crusade for

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I come

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@josephmartin3287 jerusalem

  • @josefuncovsky8957
    @josefuncovsky8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Corinthians 16:13 - "Be on your guard, stand firm in faith, be courageous, be strong."

    • @nighthaste4311
      @nighthaste4311 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll definitely remember this

    • @dangymking7273
      @dangymking7273 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen 🙏🏼

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deus Vult!

    • @TheCrusaderInk
      @TheCrusaderInk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you brother, many people think Christianity is a pacifist religion which is not, it does promote peace but we need to protect it in the name of god

    • @wander67
      @wander67 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheCrusaderInkBut only protect, not attack others. It's important to remember this.

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "Welcome to McDonalds. What is your order?"
    "TO MARCH INTO THE HOLY LAND!"
    "...OK, let me rephrase. What will you take?"
    "WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    Ottoman Turks: "Pfft, Malta is a small nation, we can easily take over the island."
    Knights of Malta:

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Robzilla-Robotron esssh

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Robzilla-Robotron you have a point

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Tim Walton the Inquisition can suck my blue power armor

    • @lucasadrianosoligo288
      @lucasadrianosoligo288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morgan Black:

  • @adriankiel77
    @adriankiel77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5334

    Girls at church: ugh... this sermon is so boring!
    Boys at church:

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Adrian Kiel
      “If your not with me than your against me.”-Jesus Christ biblehub.com/matthew/12-30.htm. Girls need to get Deus Vult!

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @NTF SQUAD 67 Becky : No, heathen.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dinorockchick0652 IT'S HEATHEN. ARE YOU MUSLIM?

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crazando No.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dinorockchick0652 hmm good, you don't seem like a rapscallion

  • @jotarokujo8990
    @jotarokujo8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    He protecc
    he attacc
    But most importantly,
    he carries the world’s sin on his bacc
    A N D H E T A K E S J E R U S A L E M B A C C

  • @lthereader5670
    @lthereader5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    As a non-christian i can say this song has a powerful aura

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Herry Gerry *Oh jeez*

    • @murtadhaalkenani3876
      @murtadhaalkenani3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Herry Gerry c'mon brother those Christians and their fantasy songs are dumb

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 dumb? Yes. Funny? Absolutely

    • @ev4n_scence
      @ev4n_scence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Mate just let us enjoy this damn song.

    • @androtchitchinadze3450
      @androtchitchinadze3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Shut up

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    Me: I'm sorry mother, I must go now.
    Mother: Huh? where do you think you're going?
    Me: I know it's sudden and confusing, but I must make things right.
    Mother: What in the world are you talking about?
    Me: Me and my brothers will take everything back.
    Mother: Brothers? you're a single child! and what is this everything?!
    Me: *JERUSALEM*

    • @leonschrijvers8280
      @leonschrijvers8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That's one lewd profile pic

    • @alexmax3502
      @alexmax3502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@leonschrijvers8280 Why thank you!

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I don’t think Crusaders would treat weebs as their equals.
      So you better find a way to conceal that

    • @realcolormusic
      @realcolormusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that's how a lot of childs ended in slavery on the great Children's Crusade. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade

    • @acebeariously9856
      @acebeariously9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn you actually spill sooc

  • @splatterking1171
    @splatterking1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    *crusader gets hit by undead*
    Crusader:.......
    Crusader: It says you’re A HERETIC *proceeds to show holy scroll that deals 29 crit damage*

  • @アホバカ天才
    @アホバカ天才 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Teacher: Okay class, we're going to jerusalem!
    Girls: Ooooo cool I can't wait to see it!
    Boys:

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7575

    Girls locker room: "I hate going to church, it's so boring!"
    *Boys locker room:*

    • @hot_potato6979
      @hot_potato6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Ok that one is fine

    • @GAMEKILLER188
      @GAMEKILLER188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      I played this in the locker room and everyone finally shut up

    • @hot_potato6979
      @hot_potato6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@GAMEKILLER188 thx the advice

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      This is probably the only version of this meme that i actually laughed at

    • @isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343
      @isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I subject of god of culture

  • @memesofproduction911
    @memesofproduction911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4261

    Teacher : ok so we will have a field trip in jerusalem
    Girls : ugh that place is so boring
    The boys :

    • @espernova228
      @espernova228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      D E U S
      V U L T !

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      im going to jerusalem in 2 months and i can confirm this

    • @Trez-e8u
      @Trez-e8u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@amazingblyatman5760 yeah man say AVE MARIA and watch whats gonna be XD

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Trez-e8u ill take a shirt with the cross on it with me

    • @Trez-e8u
      @Trez-e8u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@amazingblyatman5760 AVE MARIA !

  • @sammatthews1953
    @sammatthews1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5688

    When ur christian and u still want to hear metal

    • @khianglam
      @khianglam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lol*

    • @dsxd_th7616
      @dsxd_th7616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wewanttogulag

    • @Ampulcann
      @Ampulcann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Simon Tide when you are Simon tide and go to the gulag

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      might i suggest Demon slayer? not this style but pretty hard.

    • @sharker7083
      @sharker7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ughhh god felt bad for those people even parents won’t let their kids be. Lucky I’m catholic but I don’t usually go to church... ehh it’s boring no offense religiously humans.

  • @Gui_GD
    @Gui_GD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "For all the crusaders out there, we ready to take back the holy land"
    - Reynauld

  • @cripplingdepression3366
    @cripplingdepression3366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    So...
    Anyone up for another crusade?

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      After i finish my biscuits and tea, sure.

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I love a good war!

    • @joniscool9346
      @joniscool9346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *YES BROTHER WE WILL RETAKW THE HOLY LAND DEUS VULT*

    • @Teostraa
      @Teostraa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let me finish my Canadian bacon and I'm down

    • @culinarycrusader4978
      @culinarycrusader4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes because all of the previous ones was a Banger

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "You can't summarize why one would want to crusade in one song."
    I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

  • @Nercoholic
    @Nercoholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    Ottoman empire: Taking Vienna will be easy.
    Winged hussars:

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, the last big effort from poland, bavaria and austria... its like we gifted the fatherland away now...

    • @halkras
      @halkras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      prince mustafa; *convience his brothers to stop throne fight and telling his father to stopping his madness*
      suleiman the "magnificent": so you have choosen death *"kills mustafa"*
      selim the drunk: becomes new sultan with *"drinking intensfies"*

    • @guardman6806
      @guardman6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Then the winged hussars arrived!!

    • @anarchistlilia
      @anarchistlilia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hello again comrades

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      nothing can stop the power of C A T H O L I C I S M

  • @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219
    @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I would like to turn this INTO a the New Rick roll

  • @TheMostSourKraut
    @TheMostSourKraut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    People in Jerusalem:
    *_WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC_*

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    They protecc
    They attacc
    But most importantly
    They take Jerusalem bacc

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its time for a fucking crusade

    • @alandpac
      @alandpac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DEUS VULT

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yea take your Crusader Armour, a Shield and just to be Safe Some Ak47s and the Raid can Start.

    • @thisguy4345
      @thisguy4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They protecc
      They attacc
      But most importantly
      They attacc

    • @comradevlad7459
      @comradevlad7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More cs than my report card.
      Oh yeah and
      DEUS VULT

  • @spacecorpse3212
    @spacecorpse3212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    if we integrate bulletproof vests and exo suits into medieval armor we can literally have a crusade today

    • @goddesslilith
      @goddesslilith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      lord james I am working on it my brothers would you also like blessed nukes

    • @youngchief2491
      @youngchief2491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      what are we waiting for?

    • @col_invictus4246
      @col_invictus4246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Isnt the iraq war close enough

    • @marcoswillianl
      @marcoswillianl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mandalorian Armor is very knightish.

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Blessed Nuke? You mean gods thumb touching down where we desire...
      We only bless one thing...
      The napalm we use in our weapons...

  • @metalnavy2552
    @metalnavy2552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Playing For Honor as Warden with this music should be recommended in-game.

  • @thomasbarden8180
    @thomasbarden8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9524

    When the Arabic kid steals your fries

  • @that1alice
    @that1alice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    He says "God" 27 times in this song.

  • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
    @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Father: are you listening to Christian music?
    Me: yes father

  • @RamboJoe
    @RamboJoe ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When I have a crusading army in medieval Tw 2 campaign, I play "the last stand" and this song during the battles. It's amazing!

  • @mayukhsamadder776
    @mayukhsamadder776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3675

    I played this in Istanbul
    Now it's Constantinople

    • @NoOne-gx3os
      @NoOne-gx3os 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ironic cozz Costantinople is Istambul bcs of crusaders. 4rth Crusade still dont know what they were thinking.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@NoOne-gx3os they weren't thinking

    • @tremaine1058
      @tremaine1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big brain move

    • @scpfoundation7512
      @scpfoundation7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      POLIS AÇ KAPIYI
      (POLICE OPEN THE DOOR)

    • @techpriestmars6731
      @techpriestmars6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But you know.
      Even old New York was once new Amsterdam. Why they changed it? Oh I cant say. People just liked it better that way I suppose.

  • @jada6592
    @jada6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    If there is christian rock. Then this is definitely christian metal.

    • @ki2976
      @ki2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      xJADAx no duh, christian black metal exists AKA unblack metal.

    • @emperor_vryko
      @emperor_vryko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ki2976 yeah, the worst of the sub genres of Black Metal

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@emperor_vryko it's literally the exact same thing lmao, except the crosses are right side up

    • @emperor_vryko
      @emperor_vryko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tknzero8027 I didnt say it wasnt. Just said it was the worst sub genre of black metal lol. I dont understand it and dont care to, but I will joke about the sub genre and hey, they can do what they want

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@emperor_vryko I don’t know what you think sucks about it, but I don’t think it’s gay bad

  • @douglasda1412
    @douglasda1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Mater sin - the name of god
    Where nights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to commend to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Brother sin, belive in sword
    To nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your faith, your crusade to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God!
    In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium!
    Sanctus Christus deus vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Christus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God!
    Agnus Christus: In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This needs to be the top comment.

    • @protoxic2420
      @protoxic2420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lyrical genius

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just Love *CRUSADERS*

    • @xXtheshit226Xx
      @xXtheshit226Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      911 likes bro wtf

    • @Wortlethal
      @Wortlethal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think in the beginning they actually say, “Matyrs in the name of god”

  • @liambomb91six
    @liambomb91six 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This youtube channel is wild. Asuka, anime, then random crusader music.

  • @ilarri9796
    @ilarri9796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Teacher: Jerusalem
    Girls: What is it?
    Boys: IN THE NAME OF GOD WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!! AVE MARIA BROTHERS!!

  • @durinV
    @durinV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "i promise you,nothing of religious arguments" 3 drinks later:

  • @ashepiamonte2542
    @ashepiamonte2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Teacher: we will go to jerusalem
    Girls: i hate deserts
    Boys:

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @Oxyaena *Girl detected on Boy mainland*
      Well yeah it's kinda stupid and overused and quite unfunny, not gonna agree about Sexist tho, Boys and girls do in fact Act absolutely differently from one another mostly
      So I don't really see anything wrong with it, would you like to explain what you see wrong with it except it being overused and not funny to start with?

    • @coitokkkkkk7762
      @coitokkkkkk7762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @Oxyaena gonna cry?

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Oxyaena whatcha ya gonna do? Cry kiddo

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Oxyaena I just wanna reassure you that not everyone needs to get agressive with you. I disagree with you and find the joke, though repetitive, rather funny, and honestly do not see why it should be considered sexist (since taking back the holy land seems rather stupid for me an atheist).
      However, IN THE NAME OF GOD, I still wish you a good day.
      (And even though an atheist this song makes me wanna grab a sword and charge yelling at the first ennemy)

    • @Katx-
      @Katx- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love it how all this comments comments are a comment on a comment left on this comment.
      (im sorry trying to type/think this one out loud also hurts my brain 🙃 )

  • @purplefanta7142
    @purplefanta7142 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "This things making fun of you, actually"
    *Literal coolest thing ever*

  • @jeanleon1637
    @jeanleon1637 9 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    When you're driving home, only to hear this and suddenly be in the Crusades.

    • @risingscum1865
      @risingscum1865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cygnus X-01 Suddenly your car turns into a armored horse and you find yourself in full platemail charging at a group of saracens with your sword raised and your brothers at your sides.

    • @Shinzon51
      @Shinzon51 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your car became a horse.

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lutin grognon sounds great

    • @rafaelg1570
      @rafaelg1570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 like D:

    • @tguns1
      @tguns1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The moment someone screams "Allahu Akbar!" is when we scream *"DEUS VULT!!!!"*

  • @DatZortaw
    @DatZortaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    Muslim dude flexing: "Haha you Christians dont even dare touching a weapon"
    That one silent Christian dude in class:

    • @mimireich
      @mimireich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Also muslim : *gotta be another victim again under that Christian King.*

    • @ghost-zx3ki
      @ghost-zx3ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Man in the crusades they thought europe will stay and watch quietly.as we are invaded.Look today in western europe,its not the same thing

    • @teutonicorder6284
      @teutonicorder6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ghost good times will come back one day, if people believe europe will continue like this they are ignorant

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @messiah
      YOU never won any crusades

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      DatZortaw also muslim dude: If you touch that sword i will detonate myself i swear to allah

  • @aidanmckuen1252
    @aidanmckuen1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    When a paladin takes one level of bard

    • @johncox9575
      @johncox9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underrated comment here. You da real VIP

    • @elito7023
      @elito7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My two favorite classes

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No. When the Bard becomes a Paladin and takes Devoted Performer.

    • @1bucketcrusader834
      @1bucketcrusader834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RobinMcBeth and has a 20 charisma

    • @perryplaya6945
      @perryplaya6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When paladins multiclass as bards

  • @openscholar9908
    @openscholar9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I played this on my smart phone and now the compass only points to the holy lands.

  • @TempestFox
    @TempestFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    Santa:Now little boy, what do you want fo christmas
    Me:*puts on armor* I WILL HAVE JERUSELAM! DEUS VULT

  • @jasonpurcellau
    @jasonpurcellau 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Martyrs in - the name of god
    Where nights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to command, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    Brother sin, believe in sword
    To nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your fate, your crusade, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium!
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we go to heaven
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of God we follow
    In the Name of Mater Maria, in the Name of God !
    In the Name of Mater Maria: Deus in regnium!
    Sanctus Christus deus vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Iesus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Christus Deus Vult
    In the Name of God!
    Cantus Lupus: In the Name of God!
    Agnus Christus: In the Name of God!
    Sanctus Lupus: In the Name of God!

    • @marcuspetrushko3762
      @marcuspetrushko3762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      JaCobian Putz where you put mater, are you sure it's not martyr?

    • @jasonpurcellau
      @jasonpurcellau 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Marcus Petrushko All the lyrics sites say it's Mater. Mater also means Mother which makes sense.

    • @marcuspetrushko3762
      @marcuspetrushko3762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JaCobian Putz I see.

    • @ja-vishaara
      @ja-vishaara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JaCobian Putz You said, belive, instead of believe

    • @mayonaisseskin3602
      @mayonaisseskin3602 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      deus vult

  • @justpyro3136
    @justpyro3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    Christians : metal music is evil
    Me: *Shows them this video*

  • @maxwang772
    @maxwang772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    God, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for loving me, forgiving me, and never leaving me.
    When the Second Coming happens, I will join Your Crusade and raise my sword for Holy blood!
    Amen, and Deus Vult! 🙏🙏🙏

    • @AverageIQInc
      @AverageIQInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not even Christian but yes I would join this crusade

  • @JoaoSantos-cx7st
    @JoaoSantos-cx7st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    My neighbors get so confused, they cant tell if I'm satanic or religious

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You are a muslim harry!

    • @rodrigod2281
      @rodrigod2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satán is my religion.

    • @allananderson6343
      @allananderson6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If you worship Satan, you're still religious.

    • @heypeter1846
      @heypeter1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well Satanism doesn't actually worship Satan.

    • @hejhej8091
      @hejhej8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Allan Anderson actully i was athiest i hates so much religion and like WHO Are talking about satan and god but im now a jesus fallower but im still not love religion

  • @NocturnGamz
    @NocturnGamz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Karen: rock music will never be holy
    Powerwolf:

  • @azariahkyras7736
    @azariahkyras7736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "My desires are... unconventional."
    "So show me."
    "DEUS VULT! CALL THE POPE! WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"
    "....."

    • @danythebearded
      @danythebearded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      laughed wayyyyy to hard at this xD

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danythebearded *FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR! ! ! DEUS VULT ! ! !*

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *AKATOSH VULT* my brother we will take Oblivion!

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ruby Rose I would rather die! *Takes out sword* for the empire!

    • @brotherjauffre4923
      @brotherjauffre4923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ruby Rose blarrg *dies*

  • @madeinmeme9688
    @madeinmeme9688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *FAITH IN GOD RESTORED*

  • @tikitoki314
    @tikitoki314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    HONEY !
    WHERE IS MY HOLY ARMOR ?!

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      THE HOLY LAND IS IN DANGER!
      OUR _DINNER_ IS IN DANGER!

    • @tikitoki314
      @tikitoki314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      AVE MARIA

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We are talking about Deus Vult here!!

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "That costume from 6 years ago? I threw it ou-"
      *Fellow knights break down the doors and carry her away to be crusified*

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BURN THE BITC- I MEAN WITCH!
      Its ok my brother...
      We will get you new armor...
      Except it probably wont fit and it may be a bit itchy...
      Dues Vult?

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    My phone rang in the church with this as my ringtone.
    Priest nooded at me like "Hell yeah brother"

    • @normalname9868
      @normalname9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      At that point you should crack a cold one with him.

    • @jackiedim7028
      @jackiedim7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      MakeMeDinner Holy shit you gave me an idea!

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That's because *God Wills it*

    • @arturkvieira
      @arturkvieira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brotha*

    • @aurothelarper
      @aurothelarper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      heaven yah bruther

  • @VesperLilly
    @VesperLilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    when you insult someone's waifu but then they insult god

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You just dont insult ones Waifu

    • @VesperLilly
      @VesperLilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@-Zerontek- especially if it was a goblin insulting one of your's, sir Beardcutter/Orcbolg

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VesperLilly Oh Yes, Of Couse i would Slay em

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@VesperLilly And isee youre A man of Culture As Well.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@-Zerontek- You fail to understand...
      *YOUR WAIFU IS TRASH.*

  • @iamded.
    @iamded. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Accidentally started this song on 2x speed and almost had a heart attack. I was not prepared for that level of fervor.

  • @thschnick
    @thschnick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Paradox Interactive: Crusader Kings 3 won't be featuring the phrase "Deus Vult" because it is racist.
    Me:

  • @Malos_
    @Malos_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    When the turk kid says he was from "Instanbul"

    • @greg1156
      @greg1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      *I T ' S C O N S T A N T I N O P L E*

    • @oscar471
      @oscar471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Laugh in byzantium*

    • @skitariiranger4346
      @skitariiranger4346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you misspelled constantinople

    • @stein3756
      @stein3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tsarigrad... it's Tsarigrad

    • @chrusos_strtks
      @chrusos_strtks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stein3756 No....it's CONSTANTINOPLE

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I showed this to some Ultramarines
    Now they’re Black Templar.

    • @heitorh.v5581
      @heitorh.v5581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      40k intensifies

    • @arch758
      @arch758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell yeah

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me, a simple guardsman: the Space Marines will save us!!!
      Space Marines: *DUES VULT, DEUS VULT, DUES VULT*
      me: excuse me but what in the name of the emperor?

    • @deaconh358
      @deaconh358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!

    • @itstriplem2069
      @itstriplem2069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BY THE WILL OF THE EMPEROR

  • @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian
    @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    They need to do a collab with Sabaton, have Powerwolf sing The Last Stand and have Sabaton sing this

  • @thehypergamer9873
    @thehypergamer9873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    Is this good Church music?

    • @SCP-217-Keter
      @SCP-217-Keter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The Hyper Gamer !! Yes btw cool Dog :D

    • @seanunknown6868
      @seanunknown6868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Is the earth round?

    • @williamhunter53
      @williamhunter53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No the Earth is not round! Its Diamond shape, geez! >.>

    • @niewyrdanykoficiel524
      @niewyrdanykoficiel524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      William Hunter Nope, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_(American_band)

    • @squiddy7869
      @squiddy7869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You believe in the earth?? sheesh

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    *Me before listening to this song:* Scots-Irish descended, agnostic, never leaves the house
    *Me after:* Pure-blooded French crusader headed for Constantinople

    • @johndavis7075
      @johndavis7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the crusaders were from England

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@johndavis7075 I didn't say I was a _smart_ crusader.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I stayed a highlander but I got a cool crusader themed highlander outfit and had the urge to take back the holy land

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landrylongacre6391 Hell yeah, let's go with that!

    • @chagui5253
      @chagui5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johndavis7075
      Euh...
      No

  • @55varian
    @55varian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    1: Join Life is Feudal RP/PVP server
    2: Create a crusader guild with the motto/war cry "DEUS VULT"
    3: Recruit many members and knight them all.
    3: Play this music very loud over soundboard so every player in directional chat can hear you
    4: Slay all heathens.
    5: Profit.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT, AND YOU GET TO REPENT!

    • @basileus1092
      @basileus1092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Are there isolated Minecraft servers which aren't degenerate and autistic? I know of one which used to be sufficiently glorious, but it fell.
      If so, stay strong lads.

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is are heathens in LiF.

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Hoff LiF is so hard if i play solo. Damn i dont have many friends and who are friend of mine doesnt LiF :(

    • @EeniThesian66
      @EeniThesian66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would actually work in Albion Online as a Merc guild

  • @carlosbarjageijo9879
    @carlosbarjageijo9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Nadie:
    Absolutamente nadie:
    Reynauld en Darkest Dungeon: 67 de critico

  • @bathysphere1070
    @bathysphere1070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Crusade? Let's go! I'll bring the Holy Hand Grenades!

    • @knavishtoast2078
      @knavishtoast2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bathysphere but we need brother Maynard

    • @user-ji6pm4iw6h
      @user-ji6pm4iw6h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of Antioch?

    • @darkinfinity2829
      @darkinfinity2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BUT ONLY COUNT TO 3 ONLY! ONLY 3!
      NOT MORE NOT LESS!
      NOT 2
      NOT 4
      ONLY 3

    • @atlasssian7232
      @atlasssian7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkinfinity2829 TIS BUT ONLY A SCRATCH

    • @exitiokaoset2319
      @exitiokaoset2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Bring fourth the holy handgrenade"

  • @deusvult7287
    @deusvult7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Did they really just delete the videos „In the name of god“ & „The last stand“ where you can see scenes from movies about crusades🥺🥺😢
    They had millions of views...

    • @timkoe7023
      @timkoe7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Seems that YT doesn't like these vids..

    • @deusvult7287
      @deusvult7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timkoe The channel who uploaded both got deleted (or maybe striked..?)

    • @arturkvieira
      @arturkvieira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Heretic pagans everywhere. God shall "strike" them as well (got It?).

    • @indoexile1215
      @indoexile1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Time for a new crusade

    • @deusvult7287
      @deusvult7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artur V yes xD

  • @ivanangelov9817
    @ivanangelov9817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Christian soldiers in WW3 versus Iran's soldiers "IN THE NAME OF GOD"

  • @LegoTakodachi
    @LegoTakodachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What it feels to use a squad of Crusaders in Darkest Dungeon

  • @jollyswagman9242
    @jollyswagman9242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    2019
    We will take Jerusalem
    Jerusalem: they cant be serious
    (Next day)
    11 million crusaders at the gates
    Edit: Thanks for the likes brothers

    • @settratheimperishable3491
      @settratheimperishable3491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      and they are playing powerwolf and sabaton

    • @goright4499
      @goright4499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      there is 5 593 553 crusaders in 2019

    • @kagancetin8769
      @kagancetin8769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@goright4499 5.597.848

    • @culinarycrusader4978
      @culinarycrusader4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We have an elite team called the A-Men

    • @robertlong5006
      @robertlong5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      sinchiro ichihada We have a brother behind enemy lines CRIPPLE THEM DEUS VULT!!!!

  • @inspectoralexei3694
    @inspectoralexei3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Legend says that if you put the speed at 1.25 and turn up the volume to full, you will hear the horses thundering towards Jerusalem

  • @butterman3817
    @butterman3817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Pope said it's my turn to retake the holy land

    • @erengrad6950
      @erengrad6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do it brother

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm now imagining a skeleton army taking Jerusalem... spooky...

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pope said its my turn to have half of the world >:(

    • @randomyoutubeuser444
      @randomyoutubeuser444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEUS VULT BROTHER

  • @MrYuyu2008
    @MrYuyu2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If God and satin ever start a war this better be playing in the background

    • @SpeepFat
      @SpeepFat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "satin" dude....

    • @SpeedyGaming
      @SpeedyGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Satan? Lol! It’s all good bro.

    • @michaeldarrow7485
      @michaeldarrow7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn’t the bible say that will happen at the second coming

    • @SpeedyGaming
      @SpeedyGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaeldarrow7485 in the book of revelations yes, but it’s not God vs Satan although that’s the spiritual war that took place long before the Earth was formed and is known as the figurative/perpetual war. It will be a physical war against the Anti-Christ (a human political figure/sorcerer that follows the prince of darkness) against the (bridegroom), Christ when he returns to gather the 12 tribes of Israel to build up the kingdom of God on Earth.

    • @michaeldarrow7485
      @michaeldarrow7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpeedyGaming ok thanks I always though it was gonna be god and his armies against Satan and his armies

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    As a representative of the norse, we offer our swords to your crusade

    • @creaper1376
      @creaper1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you ment to say, Sem representativer ór norse, inn vér gørokkarrr swords til krusaderinn

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude...northern crusades

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darius still tho, they gotten crusaded

    • @lillejuensen8084
      @lillejuensen8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creaper 137 are you trying too speak nørron?

    • @zepicklejho8105
      @zepicklejho8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are u a mørron?

  • @Ahmad-tq2eq
    @Ahmad-tq2eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Teacher:we got a new student from israel
    Girls:Omg i want to make friends with him
    Boys:

    • @devastatorx5874
      @devastatorx5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      we're gonna make him give us Jerusalem

    • @themanwholovescommentingla5921
      @themanwholovescommentingla5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      İs he from Jursalem?

    • @creed3830
      @creed3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@themanwholovescommentingla5921 I WILL TAKE JERUSALÉN DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

    • @smartboi5354
      @smartboi5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice n a z i pfo ya have there pal

    • @denchik5798
      @denchik5798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan attacked,Israel crash that,futaile attempt-CONTROL JERUSALEM!!

  • @TheInlander420
    @TheInlander420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I let this song play in the room as I slept...
    I woke up in my holy armour, with the blood of heathens on my sword. I don't remember much accept hearing screams of Dues Vult and In the name of God...
    huh.

    • @AltanStray
      @AltanStray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You have done well my child, this is only the first step in taking back the holy land!

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well they do say to fight night and day in the name of god...

  • @sreaktanius6892
    @sreaktanius6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Im not even christian but this is a masterpiece

  • @far_away907
    @far_away907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Teacher: "ok class we are taking a trip to Jerusalem"
    Girls: "eww its so hot there"
    Boys: "we will help the crusader chads"
    The crusader chads:

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deus voult

    • @SM-ly5tf
      @SM-ly5tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muslim chads th-cam.com/video/KgRRb0vk0Gw/w-d-xo.html

    • @far_away907
      @far_away907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SM-ly5tf IN THE NAME OF GOD

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *draws greatsword* DEUS VULT!

  • @aeris5142
    @aeris5142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I'm atheist and this still makes me want to take back Jerusalem.

    • @the-irreverend
      @the-irreverend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well, at least we can all agree on something.

    • @ardaanims7674
      @ardaanims7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      i am muslim but this thing makes me want to take back jerusalem too ;_;

    • @mecpine9100
      @mecpine9100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@ardaanims7674 we muslim and chirtians must take jerusalem from jews

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mecpine9100 wait is this some sort of crossover special?

    • @nicklion4943
      @nicklion4943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ardaanims7674 looks like Israel is poland now

  • @BizarreM
    @BizarreM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    One yell "Deus Vult!"
    Thousands yell "Ave Maria!"

    • @goodva3027
      @goodva3027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no, first "Ave Maria", then "Deus vult".

    • @promise8614
      @promise8614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NON NOBUS DOMINE!

  • @odinbentley4522
    @odinbentley4522 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Catholic I love this song