Powerwolf - In the Name of God

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  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16734

    Yes, mom, I'm listening to christian music

  • @bukay2176
    @bukay2176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    Heresy: 0%
    Infidels: 0%
    Unholy: 0%
    In the name of God: 100%

    • @svobodarolevay5940
      @svobodarolevay5940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@metal_fusion Ave Maria!

    • @TuMade4
      @TuMade4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DEUS VOLT!!!!!!!

    • @Tyvian135
      @Tyvian135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@metal_fusion Did i hear someone say DEUS VULT!?

    • @vergilgaming3242
      @vergilgaming3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BROTHER?

    • @vergilgaming3242
      @vergilgaming3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEUS VULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @america4246
    @america4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5106

    Armor: Check
    Sword: Check
    Supplies: Check
    Holy Cross: Check
    Epic Crusade Music: Check
    Great I’m ready to take the holy land

    • @gamejunkie4035
      @gamejunkie4035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Good✝️

    • @joemonkey18
      @joemonkey18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      You forgot the holy grenade

    • @karlzzzyzz
      @karlzzzyzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You forget the holy hand grenade

    • @lorenzolattocco4123
      @lorenzolattocco4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hold my cross....

    • @junglejim4254
      @junglejim4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Never forget your shield, warrior, make sure it bears the Holy cross before going into battle!

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    new bible translations: god wishes the best for everyone and is a fair for everyone
    old bible translations:

    • @pablomarques3684
      @pablomarques3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ephesians chapter 6

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      We've always translated from the original manuscripts, there is no difference in the manuscripts then and now. It has been translated into many different languages but they're still translated from the original Hebrew and Greek manuscripts

    • @governmeharderdaddy596
      @governmeharderdaddy596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tentomdrummer you are either a liar or really uneducated. A race of people known for worshiping a demon called yahweh and wearing very tiny hats often brags about how they got their own messages subverted into the king james bible .

    • @tentomdrummer
      @tentomdrummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@governmeharderdaddy596 hey man there's no need for name-calling, but if you like you can do some research on the topic. You'll find that we have over 5500 Greek manuscripts of the New Testament alone ranging from an age of 30 years after the death of Christ to around 150 years after the death of Christ.
      The Iliad until quite recently we only had seven manuscripts and they were written about 700 years after Homer died.
      The historical manuscript evidence for the Bible is second to none. Whether you believe what's in it or not is besides the point. there is no book in human history which has been better preserved than the Bible.

    • @The-oh3vi
      @The-oh3vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tentomdrummer its literally multiple books written by different people stitched together

  • @pussinjordans8800
    @pussinjordans8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    He attacc
    He snacc
    But most importantly..
    *He takes Jerusalem bacc*

  • @leeyroyjenkins9027
    @leeyroyjenkins9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5268

    God: *Creates Humans*
    Humans: *Creates Powerwolf*
    God: “Now that’s what I’m talking about.”

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I know it's a meme (good meme actually), but i must admit that Powerwolf is anti-christian (they create songs about christianity, to show it's ,,dark side"). I love this song, and this meme, and your comment, but I had to say it

    • @hyperion9793
      @hyperion9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@dolnyslazak4721 I really respect the way you wrote that dude. I agree with you and was worried that some dude would pour half an ocean of salt in here.

    • @dolnyslazak4721
      @dolnyslazak4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hyperion9793 Oh, thanks ;)

    • @thatwhichlearns3517
      @thatwhichlearns3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "now this what i call return on investment"

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dolnyslazak4721 i respect your opinion but just cause it shows its bad side dosent mean its anti Christian but i wouldn't say its Christian music either its to good

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    *Judging sinners isn't my job, sending them to God is*
    - DEUS VULT

    • @f1etc.438
      @f1etc.438 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I can help you. Give me sword

    • @theo.d.s.t.spartan2277
      @theo.d.s.t.spartan2277 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You have my axe

    • @user-vw1ud4ku1e
      @user-vw1ud4ku1e 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And my 300magnum Remington 200

    • @julianschmidt773
      @julianschmidt773 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Deus lo vult

    • @ethanrom22
      @ethanrom22 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Doom is the most Christian game there is 😉

  • @gerami8902
    @gerami8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I go to anime conventions dressed as a Templar knight. I have this playing on repeat in my ear the entire time.

    • @depressedgwyndolin
      @depressedgwyndolin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Or as a Black Templar

    • @blaringsea8923
      @blaringsea8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!
      DEUS VULT!

    • @holycrusader3941
      @holycrusader3941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good man

    • @Definitely_not_ai
      @Definitely_not_ai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know what to do. Dues vult.

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be real, outside the joke meme here. Being as an anime fan, I would actually. Been thinking about it. 😆

  • @0-Templar-0
    @0-Templar-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10309

    *We can't expect God to do all the work.*

    • @superbroly64DS
      @superbroly64DS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Best comment ever

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Nice reference

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. No! We can't expect God to do all of it, but our a-10s and f35s and cruise missiles would do it

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *No we cannot*

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      to ben honest, he is a lazy bastard the last 2500 years... Maybee his vacation ends soon.

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8652

    Christians now: "May God bless us."
    *_Christians back then:_*

    • @CommanderKrieg
      @CommanderKrieg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @Char Aznable We must return to glory. brother, get the short sword.

    • @ruthstewart8725
      @ruthstewart8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@CommanderKrieg RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

    • @johndavis7075
      @johndavis7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@ruthstewart8725 DEUS VULT

    • @dxditz2889
      @dxditz2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tatakae

    • @youareallbots7536
      @youareallbots7536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@CommanderKrieg We must bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

  • @fortheemperorandkrieg4912
    @fortheemperorandkrieg4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Christians today: have a blessed day
    Christians back then: prepare for the mass of a lifetime

    • @DorkMatter001
      @DorkMatter001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      chad Christians

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *catholic

    • @dux657
      @dux657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yodavanckart
      Catholics are the only true Christians.

    • @yodavanckart
      @yodavanckart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dux657 hold there pal, how catholics can be the ONLY true christians if both religions follow christ?

    • @dux657
      @dux657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yodavanckart
      Both religions? What both religions? What are yoy talking about?

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "You can't summarize why one would want to crusade in one song."
    I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    Crusaders are legitimately the coolest looking warriors in history

    • @HellbirdIV
      @HellbirdIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      They lucked out with two things; Tabards with cool, clean iconography (a colored field with a giant cross is VERY distinct) and more importantly, the *great helm*. Without a doubt, when someone thinks of "medieval knights", they think of the great helm, even though it only existed for a relatively short time, it just looks so damn awesome that it defines the entire image of the era. It's like the Tyrannosaurus rex of medieval armor.

    • @nazimhilmanhashim940
      @nazimhilmanhashim940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Winged Hussars:I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @fatcatinatuxedo7274
      @fatcatinatuxedo7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Winged hussar: Hold my horse

    • @sagat223
      @sagat223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      to closet homosexuals perhaps

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ÖLÜMLÜHAYATBUGÜNVARSINYARINYOKSUN how are your days as a Turk keyboard warrior sir

  • @Frostuin
    @Frostuin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5241

    Girls at church: ugh... this sermon is so boring!
    Boys at church:

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Adrian Kiel
      “If your not with me than your against me.”-Jesus Christ biblehub.com/matthew/12-30.htm. Girls need to get Deus Vult!

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @NTF SQUAD 67 Becky : No, heathen.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dinorockchick0652 IT'S HEATHEN. ARE YOU MUSLIM?

    • @dinorockchick0652
      @dinorockchick0652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crazando No.

    • @crazando
      @crazando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dinorockchick0652 hmm good, you don't seem like a rapscallion

  • @ilmischino3255
    @ilmischino3255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Martyrs in the name of God
    We're knights in war and fire
    Raise your sword for holy blood
    We burn them on the pyre
    To defend, to command, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    Brothers in belief and sword
    Through nights of blood and thunder
    Strike for glory and reward
    We came to kill and plunder
    To your faith, your crusade, to the holy war
    Mater Maria
    To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
    Deus in regnium
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we go to heaven
    In the name of God
    In the name of God
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of God we follow
    In the name of Mater Maria
    In the name of God
    In the name of Mater Maria
    Deus in regnium
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Iesus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Sanctus Christus Deus vult
    In the name of God
    Cantus lupus, in the name of God
    Agnus Christus, in the name of God
    Sanctus lupus, in the name of God

  • @jotarokujo8990
    @jotarokujo8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    He protecc
    he attacc
    But most importantly,
    he carries the world’s sin on his bacc
    A N D H E T A K E S J E R U S A L E M B A C C

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    Her: You love Christian Music?
    Me: Yes
    Her: me too, whats your favorite Christian Song?
    Me:

    • @captainfail9051
      @captainfail9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yes, one of them is called higher than heaven

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @neortik7
      @neortik7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Robzilla-Robotron wow thanks for analysis

    • @maxisvonstoffenberg4067
      @maxisvonstoffenberg4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys I have a theory. During the crusades I think jews living in Europe might have converted to fight WITH the Christians to take back Jerusalem.

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Another good Christain power metal that I would recommend is "Theocracy". And I'd recommend their "as the world bleeds" album.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3775

    When a new Season starts in For Honor.
    Vikings: *getting drunk*
    Samurai: *watching anime*
    Wu Lin: *autistic Tandi noises*
    Knights:

  • @josefuncovsky8957
    @josefuncovsky8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Corinthians 16:13 - "Be on your guard, stand firm in faith, be courageous, be strong."

    • @nighthaste4311
      @nighthaste4311 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll definitely remember this

    • @dangymking7273
      @dangymking7273 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amen 🙏🏼

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Deus Vult!

    • @the4universes207
      @the4universes207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you brother, many people think Christianity is a pacifist religion which is not, it does promote peace but we need to protect it in the name of god

    • @wander67
      @wander67 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@the4universes207But only protect, not attack others. It's important to remember this.

  • @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219
    @acrusaderthatfightinthenam7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I would like to turn this INTO a the New Rick roll

  • @leonidas3885
    @leonidas3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    "Son."
    "Yes Father?"
    "What are you listening to?"
    "In The Name of God"
    "DEUS VULT!"

  • @MightyMorphineMan
    @MightyMorphineMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14272

    I agree with every word he is saying

    • @RedVelvetBlackleather
      @RedVelvetBlackleather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Jesus
      Me too Jesus.

    • @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930
      @idunnosowhyshouldyou6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      I about pissed myself laughing at seeing this

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @Usama bin Laden yes my son as long as you're storming jerusalem

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @Usama bin Laden those are rooky numbers we have to get them higher

    • @MightyMorphineMan
      @MightyMorphineMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @Usama bin Laden whats so bad about this

  • @ahobakatennsai
    @ahobakatennsai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Teacher: Okay class, we're going to jerusalem!
    Girls: Ooooo cool I can't wait to see it!
    Boys:

  • @metalnavy2552
    @metalnavy2552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Playing For Honor as Warden with this music should be recommended in-game.

  • @Succubait
    @Succubait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5477

    Ww3: *starts*
    Iranian soldier: what's that music in the distance?
    Me and the boys:

    • @antondasmyctvs3501
      @antondasmyctvs3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hahahahahaahhaa good

    • @ghiorghetatarescu3649
      @ghiorghetatarescu3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Well if u come to think of it we can attack Israel in the chaos and take Jerusalem and cut the dicks of la pangani

    • @devan6935
      @devan6935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @bing bingbung Deus vult indeed.

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @bing bingbung Allahu Akbar

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Deus vult

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    Gonna play Doom: Eternal with this. Pray thee well, my brothers.

    • @alexandercastillo9315
      @alexandercastillo9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Deus Vult!

    • @Alue14
      @Alue14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      ​@@alexandercastillo9315 Rip And Tear Until It Is Done! Non Nobis Domine!

    • @blitzed4148
      @blitzed4148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You should also play it with the last stand by sabaton

    • @theokay1
      @theokay1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tot and pears

    • @Chadman7813
      @Chadman7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No it must be dark souls

  • @Gui_GD
    @Gui_GD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "For all the crusaders out there, we ready to take back the holy land"
    - Reynauld

  • @openscholar9908
    @openscholar9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I played this on my smart phone and now the compass only points to the holy lands.

  • @sammatthews1953
    @sammatthews1953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5681

    When ur christian and u still want to hear metal

    • @khianglam
      @khianglam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      lol*

    • @dsxd_th7616
      @dsxd_th7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wewanttogulag

    • @ahmetalpaslan6168
      @ahmetalpaslan6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Simon Tide when you are Simon tide and go to the gulag

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      might i suggest Demon slayer? not this style but pretty hard.

    • @sharker7083
      @sharker7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ughhh god felt bad for those people even parents won’t let their kids be. Lucky I’m catholic but I don’t usually go to church... ehh it’s boring no offense religiously humans.

  • @feilex3668
    @feilex3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7527

    petition 2020: "lets storm Jerusalem they can't stop all of us"

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Said every nation that tried to invade Israel ever

    • @poolofwater5560
      @poolofwater5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @@shadowslayer205 they forget we have the cross, knights and this song

    • @marshalmarshall2109
      @marshalmarshall2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@poolofwater5560 and aerial travel

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Signed

    • @teaganmandeville1818
      @teaganmandeville1818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@shadowslayer205 but the us army is the main contributor in those wars. Area 51 is stormed, the us army is down a lot of soldiers and they can't send troops over because there are none. Nestle raid keeps some Europeans out of the war. Everyone around Israel is enemies and might help.

  • @RamboJoe
    @RamboJoe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    When I have a crusading army in medieval Tw 2 campaign, I play "the last stand" and this song during the battles. It's amazing!

  • @maxwang772
    @maxwang772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    God, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for loving me, forgiving me, and never leaving me.
    When the Second Coming happens, I will join Your Crusade and raise my sword for Holy blood!
    Amen, and Deus Vult! 🙏🙏🙏

    • @AverageIQInc
      @AverageIQInc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not even Christian but yes I would join this crusade

  • @lynnxxvsr
    @lynnxxvsr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Someone asked from what hentai a picture was. And someone linked this. This is the new Rick Rolling.

    • @dJ-rd9wt
      @dJ-rd9wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      That'll stop the goddamn weebs from taking jerusalem. Thanks my friend, I'll be using that idea lmao

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My prayers go toward your friend. May the Holy Spirit guide them onto the right path.

    • @sergeantarchdornan2994
      @sergeantarchdornan2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @cricutcrazy2010
      @cricutcrazy2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same lmao

    • @sadseal9817
      @sadseal9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      so you also clicked on the link you heretic

  • @zvenafnazbalji7539
    @zvenafnazbalji7539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3520

    Ottoman Turks: "Pfft, Malta is a small nation, we can easily take over the island."
    Knights of Malta:

    • @Robzilla-Robotron
      @Robzilla-Robotron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      This song is actually blasphemous if you look into the band and their lyrics.( its still a fun song to turn on and listen to dont get me wrong). The band states that they are not christain but that they are "spiritual" now if you look to there song titles they bring up the name of the devil in a pleasant way, instead of depicting him as an evil being they depict him as a king or president not a God but a high ruling figure ( it is a common thing that people who tend to favor the devil more often do because they don't worship him as a God because they don't want to be seen as inferior. Its a wierd way of thinking that is hard to fully explain.) A prominent part of the song were you can see how they view the crusades is in the line "we aim to kill and plunder" and there is a line in the song where in Latin it translates to "praise be the wolf priest" which in the bible wolves were viewed to be cruel and corrupt, thats why the government sometimes calls certain drug dealers or spies "the wolf".
      So by saying praise be the wolf priest it means that the christain preists were corrupt and evil, and if you read about the antichrihst it says that his goal is to make people view the church as corrupt so sing in a catchy tune praise be the wolf priest in a language that many of the view dont know tricks them into singing that the church is corrupt (singing is used as a means of worship, thats why some songs about anything have the singer singing in intense emotion they are basically singing in worship to something thats why their emotions are so prominent, so the singer is worshiping the idea that the church is corrupt)
      And in the line we aim to kill and plunder that sticks out like a sore thumb, it shows how the singer views the crusades which is slanderous and false because if you look at the battle of acre they said over and over kill only who you need to and spare those who you can, so the line we aim to KILL and PLUNDER is blasphemous. The song mixes in wreched messages while basically saying this was all in the name of God and that this is what he wills.
      So that mixed on top of the fact that the band is not christain but "spiritual" is a blatant mocking of Christ, Christians, and the faith as a whole.

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Robzilla-Robotron esssh

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Robzilla-Robotron you have a point

    • @catosicarius445
      @catosicarius445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Tim Walton the Inquisition can suck my blue power armor

    • @lucasadrianosoligo288
      @lucasadrianosoligo288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgan Black:

  • @RandomTakodachi
    @RandomTakodachi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What it feels to use a squad of Crusaders in Darkest Dungeon

  • @Bakotcha
    @Bakotcha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My Ma once asked me to play Christian song for her on the road instead of the blues I usually listen to.
    So I played this.

    • @Ajahming
      @Ajahming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌👌👌

  • @WaskaSwansea
    @WaskaSwansea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    *goes to hospital*
    Nurse: Hello sir
    Crusader: GREETINGS, HOSPITALER

  • @mayukhsamadder776
    @mayukhsamadder776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    I played this in Istanbul
    Now it's Constantinople

    • @NoOne-gx3os
      @NoOne-gx3os 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ironic cozz Costantinople is Istambul bcs of crusaders. 4rth Crusade still dont know what they were thinking.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@NoOne-gx3os they weren't thinking

    • @tremaine1058
      @tremaine1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Big brain move

    • @scpfoundation7512
      @scpfoundation7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      POLIS AÇ KAPIYI
      (POLICE OPEN THE DOOR)

    • @techpriestmars6731
      @techpriestmars6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But you know.
      Even old New York was once new Amsterdam. Why they changed it? Oh I cant say. People just liked it better that way I suppose.

  • @sreaktanius6892
    @sreaktanius6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Im not even christian but this is a masterpiece

  • @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian
    @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    They need to do a collab with Sabaton, have Powerwolf sing The Last Stand and have Sabaton sing this

  • @_Pangloss
    @_Pangloss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    A holy knight dies a valiant death on the battlefield, but wakes up hell.
    Wondering why he has been sent to be punished, he stands up and dusts off his still shining armor.
    *_His still shining armor_*
    Realizing this and noticing a weight at his side he draws his sword which now appears to be wreathed in a white flame.
    And then it dawns on him.
    He is not there to be punished, for *_he_* is the punishment.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      They should make a videogame with this concept!

    • @_Pangloss
      @_Pangloss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      @@arx3516 it exists, its called dark souls

    • @FalcoMoment
      @FalcoMoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@_Pangloss
      No, that's just 2 games of running around as a soulless, undead hap killing shit so you don't hollow away, then a meaningless 3rd game where you're fire ash man

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      @@arx3516 doom eternal while only using the crucible?

    • @christbenitez8797
      @christbenitez8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Never heard of DANTE'S INFERNO?
      no? Ok

  • @yeyebrother3106
    @yeyebrother3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    If this song isn’t played at my funeral, I’m not going

    • @VolkT1
      @VolkT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *YES*

    • @baldychkn2949
      @baldychkn2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hol up

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@VolkT1 I would prefer"attack of the dead men" so that i can clear out the heretics

    • @sdguardscpfoundationbruh
      @sdguardscpfoundationbruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you don't go, we will contain you. I hope you are Safe and you go back to home.

    • @yaboinaru3653
      @yaboinaru3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sdguardscpfoundationbruh how's it going at site 16 ? also, thanks for protecting the world against dangerous SCPs

  • @madeinmeme9688
    @madeinmeme9688 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *FAITH IN GOD RESTORED*

  • @carlosbarjageijo9879
    @carlosbarjageijo9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Nadie:
    Absolutamente nadie:
    Reynauld en Darkest Dungeon: 67 de critico

  • @thomasbarden8180
    @thomasbarden8180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9522

    When the Arabic kid steals your fries

  • @icaricc
    @icaricc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7575

    Girls locker room: "I hate going to church, it's so boring!"
    *Boys locker room:*

    • @hot_potato6979
      @hot_potato6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Ok that one is fine

    • @GAMEKILLER188
      @GAMEKILLER188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      I played this in the locker room and everyone finally shut up

    • @hot_potato6979
      @hot_potato6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@GAMEKILLER188 thx the advice

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      This is probably the only version of this meme that i actually laughed at

    • @isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343
      @isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I subject of god of culture

  • @iamded.
    @iamded. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Accidentally started this song on 2x speed and almost had a heart attack. I was not prepared for that level of fervor.

  • @echotrooperechotrooper1543
    @echotrooperechotrooper1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Seljuks turks: Nah, they won't come to defend this land..
    Some random French guy with a sword:

  • @justanothercrusader6166
    @justanothercrusader6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3240

    Who's down for another crusade?

    • @volt1068
      @volt1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't see why not

    • @DragonFruitXVI
      @DragonFruitXVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      With how the political class in Europe is. They are actually pushing people twords it.
      I know alot of atheists becoming Christian...

    • @josephmartin3287
      @josephmartin3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am but what's the crusade for

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I come

    • @garen9752
      @garen9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@josephmartin3287 jerusalem

  • @lucasGAM1005
    @lucasGAM1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    Infidel:"Christian are not badasses enough to rock".
    Powerwolf:"hold my grail".

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lucas gabriel yup forgot to include Sabaton!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my vodka

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold my drinking horn

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jack belmont you drink from a horn to exactly prevent that: stopping. Infidel!

    • @Zamntron
      @Zamntron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can't forget about Catholics too. We're basically the drunk version of Christians

  • @malikarsyasakani
    @malikarsyasakani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jerusalem: “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @thesunskimmer5348
    @thesunskimmer5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    *Well we can't expect god to do all the work now, can we?*

  • @jada6592
    @jada6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    If there is christian rock. Then this is definitely christian metal.

    • @ki2976
      @ki2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      xJADAx no duh, christian black metal exists AKA unblack metal.

    • @emperor_vryko5928
      @emperor_vryko5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ki2976 yeah, the worst of the sub genres of Black Metal

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@emperor_vryko5928 it's literally the exact same thing lmao, except the crosses are right side up

    • @emperor_vryko5928
      @emperor_vryko5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tknzero8027 I didnt say it wasnt. Just said it was the worst sub genre of black metal lol. I dont understand it and dont care to, but I will joke about the sub genre and hey, they can do what they want

    • @macias7125
      @macias7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emperor_vryko5928 I don’t know what you think sucks about it, but I don’t think it’s gay bad

  • @lilwyvern4
    @lilwyvern4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Metal isn't just for hell anymore.

    • @user-cv2my8ck5d
      @user-cv2my8ck5d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Bfg division intensifies...

    • @martinthedrainedsedlak
      @martinthedrainedsedlak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-cv2my8ck5d Hi Takumi Fujiwara i hope Bunta's tofu shop is doing great

    • @joneubanks9686
      @joneubanks9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wasn't the first Metal band founded by Christians

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      [Jesus loved this]

    • @SFNouri
      @SFNouri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can hear this playing in Heaven.

  • @acronym.4328
    @acronym.4328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The internet: "x" character from this game/anime/movie/series is OP and no one can beat them.
    Me, a intelectual: *Father from Bread Boys.*

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MandaloreGaming

  • @odinbentley4522
    @odinbentley4522 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    As a Catholic I love this song

  • @ashepiamonte2542
    @ashepiamonte2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    Teacher: we will go to jerusalem
    Girls: i hate deserts
    Boys:

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @Oxyaena *Girl detected on Boy mainland*
      Well yeah it's kinda stupid and overused and quite unfunny, not gonna agree about Sexist tho, Boys and girls do in fact Act absolutely differently from one another mostly
      So I don't really see anything wrong with it, would you like to explain what you see wrong with it except it being overused and not funny to start with?

    • @coitokkkkkk7762
      @coitokkkkkk7762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @Oxyaena gonna cry?

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Oxyaena whatcha ya gonna do? Cry kiddo

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Oxyaena I just wanna reassure you that not everyone needs to get agressive with you. I disagree with you and find the joke, though repetitive, rather funny, and honestly do not see why it should be considered sexist (since taking back the holy land seems rather stupid for me an atheist).
      However, IN THE NAME OF GOD, I still wish you a good day.
      (And even though an atheist this song makes me wanna grab a sword and charge yelling at the first ennemy)

    • @Katx-
      @Katx- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love it how all this comments comments are a comment on a comment left on this comment.
      (im sorry trying to type/think this one out loud also hurts my brain 🙃 )

  • @memesofproduction911
    @memesofproduction911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4260

    Teacher : ok so we will have a field trip in jerusalem
    Girls : ugh that place is so boring
    The boys :

    • @espernova228
      @espernova228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      D E U S
      V U L T !

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      im going to jerusalem in 2 months and i can confirm this

    • @user-dq3mw7oz1i
      @user-dq3mw7oz1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@amazingblyatman5760 yeah man say AVE MARIA and watch whats gonna be XD

    • @amazingblyatman5760
      @amazingblyatman5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@user-dq3mw7oz1i ill take a shirt with the cross on it with me

    • @user-dq3mw7oz1i
      @user-dq3mw7oz1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@amazingblyatman5760 AVE MARIA !

  • @berserker4861
    @berserker4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ottoman army: Pff, Romania? We will get past them easley, they will be no challenge.
    Vlad Tepes, Stefan the great, Michael the brave and there army:

    • @nsombakuZambia
      @nsombakuZambia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glory to Romania

    • @CenabNagiyev
      @CenabNagiyev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vlad Tepes was an idiot, he couldn't even defeat the Ottomans when they were sleeping.
      Stefan the Great? Ok, he was an amazing leader, but still got defeated by the Second Mehmed.

  • @MrYuyu2008
    @MrYuyu2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If God and satin ever start a war this better be playing in the background

    • @SpeepFat
      @SpeepFat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "satin" dude....

    • @SpeedyGaming
      @SpeedyGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Satan? Lol! It’s all good bro.

    • @michaeldarrow7485
      @michaeldarrow7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn’t the bible say that will happen at the second coming

    • @SpeedyGaming
      @SpeedyGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaeldarrow7485 in the book of revelations yes, but it’s not God vs Satan although that’s the spiritual war that took place long before the Earth was formed and is known as the figurative/perpetual war. It will be a physical war against the Anti-Christ (a human political figure/sorcerer that follows the prince of darkness) against the (bridegroom), Christ when he returns to gather the 12 tribes of Israel to build up the kingdom of God on Earth.

    • @michaeldarrow7485
      @michaeldarrow7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpeedyGaming ok thanks I always though it was gonna be god and his armies against Satan and his armies

  • @Nercoholic
    @Nercoholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Ottoman empire: Taking Vienna will be easy.
    Winged hussars:

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, the last big effort from poland, bavaria and austria... its like we gifted the fatherland away now...

    • @halkras
      @halkras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      prince mustafa; *convience his brothers to stop throne fight and telling his father to stopping his madness*
      suleiman the "magnificent": so you have choosen death *"kills mustafa"*
      selim the drunk: becomes new sultan with *"drinking intensfies"*

    • @guardman6806
      @guardman6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Then the winged hussars arrived!!

    • @anarchistlilia
      @anarchistlilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hello again comrades

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      nothing can stop the power of C A T H O L I C I S M

  • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
    @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Father: are you listening to Christian music?
    Me: yes father

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is a chore like any other."
    Or alternatively
    "I very much enjoy killing, and when done righteously it isn't even a chore."

  • @LucasK047
    @LucasK047 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Glória a Deus!

    • @enfixu5833
      @enfixu5833 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GLÓRIA A DEUS IRMÃO!!!!

  • @durinV
    @durinV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "i promise you,nothing of religious arguments" 3 drinks later:

  • @justpyro3136
    @justpyro3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Christians : metal music is evil
    Me: *Shows them this video*

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When metalheads are surrounded, they call upon Sabaton fans.
    When Sabaton fans are surroundedy, they call upon Powerwolf fans.

  • @user-rh1ph5id9k
    @user-rh1ph5id9k หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First time hearing, and i already love this song,

  • @splatterking1171
    @splatterking1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    *crusader gets hit by undead*
    Crusader:.......
    Crusader: It says you’re A HERETIC *proceeds to show holy scroll that deals 29 crit damage*

    • @user-bh4zo4bp7d
      @user-bh4zo4bp7d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Is that a darkest dungeon reference?

    • @splatterking1171
      @splatterking1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shadowxscope _ Yes

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@splatterking1171 here. have my like for this holy reference brother

    • @splatterking1171
      @splatterking1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      INeedTherapy Thank you brother

    • @kemar1997
      @kemar1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @TheMostSourKraut
    @TheMostSourKraut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    People in Jerusalem:
    *_WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC_*

  • @dannyremana2785
    @dannyremana2785 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    God needs his warriors now!!

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Christian gameplay: go to church every sunday, be kind to others, etc.
    *Christian lore:*

  • @lthereader5670
    @lthereader5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    As a non-christian i can say this song has a powerful aura

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Herry Gerry *Oh jeez*

    • @murtadhaalkenani3876
      @murtadhaalkenani3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Herry Gerry c'mon brother those Christians and their fantasy songs are dumb

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 dumb? Yes. Funny? Absolutely

    • @lynnxxvsr
      @lynnxxvsr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Mate just let us enjoy this damn song.

    • @androtchitchinadze3450
      @androtchitchinadze3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@murtadhaalkenani3876 Shut up

  • @that1alice
    @that1alice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    He says "God" 27 times in this song.

  • @I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but
    @I_mean_you_aint_wrong_but 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    WE TAKING BACK JERUSALEM WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @iz_voenkomata6501
    @iz_voenkomata6501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Христос воскресе!☦️♥️✝️

    • @doncojankov9599
      @doncojankov9599 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Навистина Воскресе☦️❤️

    • @mihailko6828
      @mihailko6828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      македонски или бугарски???? и навистина воскресе

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    Me: I'm sorry mother, I must go now.
    Mother: Huh? where do you think you're going?
    Me: I know it's sudden and confusing, but I must make things right.
    Mother: What in the world are you talking about?
    Me: Me and my brothers will take everything back.
    Mother: Brothers? you're a single child! and what is this everything?!
    Me: *JERUSALEM*

    • @leonschrijvers8280
      @leonschrijvers8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That's one lewd profile pic

    • @alexmax3502
      @alexmax3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@leonschrijvers8280 Why thank you!

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I don’t think Crusaders would treat weebs as their equals.
      So you better find a way to conceal that

    • @realcolormusic
      @realcolormusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that's how a lot of childs ended in slavery on the great Children's Crusade. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade

    • @acebeariously9856
      @acebeariously9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn you actually spill sooc

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "Welcome to McDonalds. What is your order?"
    "TO MARCH INTO THE HOLY LAND!"
    "...OK, let me rephrase. What will you take?"
    "WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!"

  • @Dan_The_Tanker
    @Dan_The_Tanker หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If there is a song that makes you feel like a Crusader its this one

  • @martinhessler3887
    @martinhessler3887 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We extol you, O holy Martyr Maria,
    and we honour your precious sufferings,
    which you endured for the sake of Christ our God.

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    They protecc
    They attacc
    But most importantly
    They take Jerusalem bacc

    • @aiden-sy3ex
      @aiden-sy3ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its time for a fucking crusade

    • @alandpac
      @alandpac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DEUS VULT

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yea take your Crusader Armour, a Shield and just to be Safe Some Ak47s and the Raid can Start.

    • @thisguy4345
      @thisguy4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They protecc
      They attacc
      But most importantly
      They attacc

    • @comradevlad7459
      @comradevlad7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More cs than my report card.
      Oh yeah and
      DEUS VULT

  • @aidanmckuen1252
    @aidanmckuen1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    When a paladin takes one level of bard

    • @johncox9575
      @johncox9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underrated comment here. You da real VIP

    • @elito7023
      @elito7023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My two favorite classes

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No. When the Bard becomes a Paladin and takes Devoted Performer.

    • @1bucketcrusader834
      @1bucketcrusader834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RobinMcBeth and has a 20 charisma

    • @perryplaya6945
      @perryplaya6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When paladins multiclass as bards

  • @Dwoober4real
    @Dwoober4real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *“In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him… the Doom Slayer.”*
    * “Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom Slayer with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.”*

  • @user-gj9zd5io4v
    @user-gj9zd5io4v ปีที่แล้ว +41

    TO THE NAME OF GOD ✝️

  • @LordAndFailure
    @LordAndFailure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    when you insult someone's waifu but then they insult god

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You just dont insult ones Waifu

    • @LordAndFailure
      @LordAndFailure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@-Zerontek- especially if it was a goblin insulting one of your's, sir Beardcutter/Orcbolg

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LordAndFailure Oh Yes, Of Couse i would Slay em

    • @-Zerontek-
      @-Zerontek- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LordAndFailure And isee youre A man of Culture As Well.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@-Zerontek- You fail to understand...
      *YOUR WAIFU IS TRASH.*

  • @cripplingdepression3366
    @cripplingdepression3366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3530

    So...
    Anyone up for another crusade?

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      After i finish my biscuits and tea, sure.

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I love a good war!

    • @joniscool9346
      @joniscool9346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      *YES BROTHER WE WILL RETAKW THE HOLY LAND DEUS VULT*

    • @Teostraa
      @Teostraa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let me finish my Canadian bacon and I'm down

    • @culinarycrusader4978
      @culinarycrusader4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes because all of the previous ones was a Banger

  • @user-ov3eh1dm8q
    @user-ov3eh1dm8q หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Even Jesus did not imagine that it was possible to create something so beautiful

  • @Knightshospitaller
    @Knightshospitaller ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This picture is so epic, it's now my profile picture. Long live Powerwolf, long live Christianity!!!

  • @NocturnGamz
    @NocturnGamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Karen: rock music will never be holy
    Powerwolf:

  • @ilarri9796
    @ilarri9796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Teacher: Jerusalem
    Girls: What is it?
    Boys: IN THE NAME OF GOD WE MUST RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!! AVE MARIA BROTHERS!!

  • @Ta-uf6og
    @Ta-uf6og ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How men would dress if they weren’t pressured by society

    • @ozmobozo
      @ozmobozo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're not man enough if you're oppressed by society. Destination Jerusalem!

    • @arthurchadwell9267
      @arthurchadwell9267 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dress that way anyway... Neighbors think I'm crazy-- but if there's a bump in the night, guess who they call!

  • @qubek533
    @qubek533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Epic, I listen to it during exercises to keep me productive! I am preparing for next crusade! But seriously, it keeps me still smiling among these heretics...

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *DEUS VULT HERETICS!*

  • @spacecorpse3212
    @spacecorpse3212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    if we integrate bulletproof vests and exo suits into medieval armor we can literally have a crusade today

    • @goddesslilith
      @goddesslilith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      lord james I am working on it my brothers would you also like blessed nukes

    • @youngchief2491
      @youngchief2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      what are we waiting for?

    • @col_invictus4246
      @col_invictus4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Isnt the iraq war close enough

    • @marcoswillianl
      @marcoswillianl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mandalorian Armor is very knightish.

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Blessed Nuke? You mean gods thumb touching down where we desire...
      We only bless one thing...
      The napalm we use in our weapons...

  • @DatZortaw
    @DatZortaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3239

    Muslim dude flexing: "Haha you Christians dont even dare touching a weapon"
    That one silent Christian dude in class:

    • @mimireich
      @mimireich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Also muslim : *gotta be another victim again under that Christian King.*

    • @ghost-zx3ki
      @ghost-zx3ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Man in the crusades they thought europe will stay and watch quietly.as we are invaded.Look today in western europe,its not the same thing

    • @teutonicorder6284
      @teutonicorder6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ghost good times will come back one day, if people believe europe will continue like this they are ignorant

    • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
      @lordofhostsappreciator3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @messiah
      YOU never won any crusades

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      DatZortaw also muslim dude: If you touch that sword i will detonate myself i swear to allah

  • @theemperorofmankind7706
    @theemperorofmankind7706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Metal is the devils music
    Powerwolf fans: I BEG TO DIFFER

  • @Kir536
    @Kir536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *"God with us"*
    -Wermacht soldiers,
    22/06/1941

  • @Malos_
    @Malos_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    When the turk kid says he was from "Instanbul"

    • @greg1156
      @greg1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      *I T ' S C O N S T A N T I N O P L E*

    • @oscar471
      @oscar471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *Laugh in byzantium*

    • @skitariiranger4346
      @skitariiranger4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you misspelled constantinople

    • @stein3756
      @stein3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tsarigrad... it's Tsarigrad

    • @chrusos_strtks
      @chrusos_strtks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stein3756 No....it's CONSTANTINOPLE

  • @TempestFox
    @TempestFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    Santa:Now little boy, what do you want fo christmas
    Me:*puts on armor* I WILL HAVE JERUSELAM! DEUS VULT

  • @somebodysomewhere5571
    @somebodysomewhere5571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally some good music to listen to before sleep

  • @Sjelton
    @Sjelton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Christians back then: I am not in danger, I AM the danger.