Lyrics: Yea… I’m standing here just waiting in line Waiting in line Frustrated that they wasting my time Wasting my time I hate it and this ain’t gonna fly This ain’t gonna fly I should be out there making some rhymes Dating some dimes Maybe some fives But I’m still waiting, being patient Like I’m aging some wine Or baking a pie A cake or some fries A steak or some thighs Ah dangit now I’m hangry guess I’m waiting to dine I’m aggravated, agitated and debating if I Should make it a crime I’m thinking that I ain’t gonna buy These tic tacs and get taxed So I’m just waiting to slide I’m making the stride And taking what’s mine Abrasive and sly Evasive and spry Impatience is high The clerk that’s working surely needs to hurry I got bacon to fry Got bacon to fry Yep because I’m making some sammies As soon as I get home I’m making those for all of my family My son and my daddy My grandpa my granny My uncle named Randy My cousin my auntie My brother named Stanley My mother named Annie Her cousin named Tammy And her cousin Andy And his cousin Shandy And her brother Manny His step brothers Danny And Buck from Miami It’s such a big family It sucks I’m still standing Now hand me a Grammy My raps be outstanding and canny
That's got to be terrifying. A voice comes on, telling the cashier about the customer at the counter. He's thinking "what, someone's been watching me the whole time when I thought it was just the cashier who wasn't looking my way..."
Did anybody notice how the employee found a $5 bill on the ground and is setting it aside to make sure it's returned to the proper ower! Way to go girl! Tbh, I probably would've kept it cause I'm broke haha but I wouldn't steal merchandises from a store! You gotta love the honest people!!!🥰 BTW, I love your rap!! Your rap songs are FiRe!!!😍❤
The day these thieves realized surveillance cameras were able to read the ingredients on a Mars Bar from across the store should have been the day they gave up shoplifting...but not a single one of them did.
Between the stellar fast forwarding sound effects, the freestyle rapping, and the professional whistling, this man is a goddamn legend! Who would have thought watching people shoplift while humorously narrating them would be so entertaining?
His father told him about the days that you used to go to the store with only a dollar and come home with many more items than you can today. Times have changed. He forgot to tell him that there are security cameras everywhere nowadays!
Lyrics:
Yea… I’m standing here just waiting in line
Waiting in line
Frustrated that they wasting my time
Wasting my time
I hate it and this ain’t gonna fly
This ain’t gonna fly
I should be out there making some rhymes
Dating some dimes
Maybe some fives
But I’m still waiting, being patient
Like I’m aging some wine
Or baking a pie
A cake or some fries
A steak or some thighs
Ah dangit now I’m hangry guess I’m waiting to dine
I’m aggravated, agitated and debating if I
Should make it a crime
I’m thinking that I ain’t gonna buy
These tic tacs and get taxed
So I’m just waiting to slide
I’m making the stride
And taking what’s mine
Abrasive and sly
Evasive and spry
Impatience is high
The clerk that’s working surely needs to hurry
I got bacon to fry
Got bacon to fry
Yep because I’m making some sammies
As soon as I get home I’m making those for all of my family
My son and my daddy
My grandpa my granny
My uncle named Randy
My cousin my auntie
My brother named Stanley
My mother named Annie
Her cousin named Tammy
And her cousin Andy
And his cousin Shandy
And her brother Manny
His step brothers Danny
And Buck from Miami
It’s such a big family
It sucks I’m still standing
Now hand me a Grammy
My raps be outstanding and canny
Shit went so hard🔥
I don't even like rap music but I think your damn good.
pure genius
Fucking magnificent pastiche/ homage mate
I didn't even realize that was you. FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥
Came for the crimes, stayed for the rhymes.
this comment is so underated
@@unomebrah2892 I thought so too haha
Underrated comment
He’s a poet and he doesn’t know it
Can we take a moment to appreciate this man’s multi syllabic rhyme patterns 👏🏼
It's 🔥
@@gabrielleelliott500 he’s wasted in the gas station! 100% an entertainer by nature
🔥
@@Cablesmith i mean 2million subs is pretty damn good on youtube
@@joeysanskate yea that’s very true! 👏🏼
“A delicious beverage” goes through my mind everytime I see drink coolers 😂
Huge embarrassment at the counter when the eye in the sky intervenes, so good.
How does it work ? Is someone watching remotely? Or is it automated ?
@@henrykirk4457 Watching live.
Surveillance outsourced - India 😅
@@Thokkale it worked
@@Thokkale 🇮🇳🇮🇳🐘💀
the rap went hard dude, you have some serious talent.
lmao the fear in his eyes as the Indian dude is calling him out
"Ow many candies did he pay for?" 😂
2 candies or 1 candies sir?
The customer starts apologizing to the voice in the sky 😄
That's got to be terrifying. A voice comes on, telling the cashier about the customer at the counter. He's thinking "what, someone's been watching me the whole time when I thought it was just the cashier who wasn't looking my way..."
It's always the Indian guy helping fight crime
@@brydenoneill7511 Just making up for the other half who work at scam call centers.
You are almost at 2 million subs dude! Congrats on all the hard work!
Hard work….. dudes just having fun
Hard work? The thieves are doing the hard work.
@@modtwentyeight must not realize what goes into editing videos like this.
@@michaelof2000 Oh, but I do - I was just being facisious.
Since I started watching GSE, I've included the word, "beverage" to my daily vernacular. Lol!
"Fresh vegetables" into mine.
She gone!!
A delicious beverage no less
Definitely got finangler from him
@@junkman8742 Well now, I've added lexicon.
Did anybody notice how the employee found a $5 bill on the ground and is setting it aside to make sure it's returned to the proper ower! Way to go girl! Tbh, I probably would've kept it cause I'm broke haha but I wouldn't steal merchandises from a store! You gotta love the honest people!!!🥰 BTW, I love your rap!! Your rap songs are FiRe!!!😍❤
The day these thieves realized surveillance cameras were able to read the ingredients on a Mars Bar from across the store should have been the day they gave up shoplifting...but not a single one of them did.
Nowadays, most shop lifters get away with....Often with entire grocery carts full of loot.
Except surveillance cameras can’t😂 that video is horrible Quality lol and they haven’t sold mars bars in 40 years😂😂😂
@@billlee1724 his brain has turned to mush from constant agit prop beamed into his brain
@@billlee1724
Not only was EVERYTHING you wrote in your reply wrong, it was AMAZINGLY wrong.
Congratulations.
It a numbers game
"I'm still waiting being patient like i'm aging some wine"
Hah! Great video man, I hope your brother is doing well.
Can you explain?
@@mbuckholz He had a huge car crash around a year ago, ended up very bad in hospital.
Those bars though 🔥🔥🔥🔥 you're as good at Spitting bars as you are at catching those slippery little rattle snake!!!
Here comes 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!
🎈🎉
Not yet
😂meat rider
Fac
@@gratus0824 you forgot the letter t
It’s been so long since we were blessed with a Gas station encounter!! ❤
The guy watching the security cameras is a fkn legend, well done sir.
I know right! Doing his job way too good 😊
Likely a Virtual Assistant
sure legends no doubt,
india security by day,
indy scammer by night,
world class scammers,
grand theft of americans,
and others worldwide!
You got me on the family roll call 2:42
Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...
No sisters?
I just can't take all this in with just one go.
GSE and Favtrip AND a rap song.
What a Friday.
Thank you sir.
He was the humblest shop lifter yet...
These get better and better every time. I am not usually into rap, but you really hit the nail on the head with this one.
🎶 Fav trip collaboration! 🎶
The bars are immaculate🔥
Almost at 2 mil!!!! Can't wait to see what you continue to produce as you grow!!
click clack right back to the tic tac sad sack. Good video as always! Love a Favtrip collab
I always love the alliteration.
i still can't believe they have the live security catching fools from the other side of the planet hahahah never gets old..
That was actually dope rhymes.
This videos need more views. So entertaining!!
You have great singing talent and you do great at entertaining us. Thank you.
How's the brother man hope he's healing up nicely
Wow someone is constantly watching the security cameras live? That's dedication.
I believe AI Senses someone concealing something and then sends it to a real human to confirm.
I have cameras from my work downloaded on my phone. I don't watch TV at home. I watch work when I'm not there. So do others apparently 😂
@@thatbobusguy get a life dude. It’s $0.20 of candy
@@timothypineault get a job and pay for that .20 cent candy its only .20 cents your broke MF
@@thatbobusguy a bit psychotic
Yessss another favtrip collaboration 😂💙Love it
Lol he's got the OJ and the AJ. That made me laugh, never heard it called AJ before but it makes sense, very clever
lmfao this best video of gas station encounters i ever seen
2 million subscribers is within grasp! Been here since 100k!
That moment he got called out. I saw the shock in his eyes.
Just what my day needed
Have to love the FAV TRIP COLLABORATIONS banner hanging in plain view by the pop machines
That live eye is OP ngl
This channel and gas station are national treasures! Thanks for the funny ass content. You're a talented dude
I will just gonna wait and stand in line,
Everything’s gonna be alright
*Thank You For Your Cooperation Customer*
Whenever you make a rap for the perpetrator it’s a blessing to hear
Hope your bro is doing well, and you of course ✌️
Thanks for the vid👍👍👍
Get this man to 2 mill! Well deserved!
lol every time man I can't help but sing along: "Fav trip colaborationnnnnn" 🤣🤣
Eminem really hit hard times guess he needs mom's spaghetti 🍝
Absolutely amazing rap! You fucking nailed it bro. Lol
Edit: damn that eye in the sky moves quick lol.
I'm a big rap fan and you've always impressed me
Thank you for your cooperation customer= Best part
This channel is the best
Came for the Tik Tac Taker, stayed for the rhymes, FIRE
Damn had me head bopping to this one. Usually I don’t like the singing ones but this one was good asf
I've said it before and I'll say it again: You're a bundle of talent, GSE!
That rap was so good though 🤣 YES
He's such a killer for real though better than most on billboards it's insane.
All this time coming out up with bars for the encounters are about to pay off on this Cypher!
That rap was OG!!!
probably one of the best freshly stocked gas station ive ever seen. much easier to spot stealers, but still. killin it
Thank you for your cooperation, customer. 😂 I love the eye in the sky.
That title is hilarious. Mr. Tic Tac never stood a chance
bro..with these rapping skills dawg..ur making it out the hood
lemme tell ya thats some serious talent
it's a wrap whenever he's about to rap
Thank you! I like the songs you make for the videos... they're all good!
the impromptu raps that go hard will never not put a smile on my face
You might want to look up what "impromptu" means.
@@Okurka. who cares, also it means exactly what they meant, they just didnt know he pre wrote the rap
Dude you are talented as all hell with those bars
This dude can rap ,even though he's being funny
He's got a bunch of em.
Tic Tacs: The gateway drug to a life of petty theft
When you got a big family to feed a box of Tic Tacs goes a long way...
haven't watched GSE for quite a while. seems like you somehow got even funnier? Hilarious!
2 million subs Let's Go!
That monitoring service A+ work.
The thing that I found amazing is how much you sounded like a rap that Eminem would actually make. The similarities are uncanny.
Hahaha yo that rap was actually fire! The narration is too funny too 🤣
I was mid drink and didn't realize it was fav vid. Almost choked so I could sing the "FAV TRIP COLLABORATION!" while moving my hips and shoulders
I am also always waiting for this quote to sing along 🤣🤣
When I heard the intro I knew we have a banger 😂😂🔥🇰🇪🙌🏾
“He wants the OJ *and* the AJ”
Football / Sopranos fans can relate
love this guys ego he solves out everything with breaking sweat and make it look funny
Thanks for the entertainment! I really needed a good laugh. That was awesome.
Let's take time to appreciate Eminem contributing to Gas station encounters
wow thank you
feels like a song coming on..
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They way he makes all these songs that are better than many artist is hilarious
The waiting in line bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Wasn't expecting the rap to be so good 💀
Still waiting for Gas Station Encounters Greatest Hits to drop on Spotify.
after watching these videos i feel guilty walking in a gas station for no reason
the internal thief monologue is so perfect hahahahah
You're an underrated genius of a rapper.
That song as some heat 🔥
Between the stellar fast forwarding sound effects, the freestyle rapping, and the professional whistling, this man is a goddamn legend! Who would have thought watching people shoplift while humorously narrating them would be so entertaining?
Song time!!! Yaya!!!
You got talent bro! 👍✌️
This song is so good
Thank you for your cooperation, customer.
Oh I’m sorry didn’t even think about it sure buddy 😂 awesome song my guy
Love the eye in the sky!
Wow my mans never fails on these episodes 🎉
His father told him about the days that you used to go to the store with only a dollar and come home with many more items than you can today.
Times have changed. He forgot to tell him that there are security cameras everywhere nowadays!
His great grandfather maybe. A dollar couldn't buy shit even 30 years ago.