r/Choosingbeggars "Accepting Girlfriend Applications!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • r/Choosingbeggars think that girls are just lining up to date them. This delusional choosing beggar has a list of requirements for his girlfriend and says that he's "accepting applications" LOL! Like they're applying for a job or something? Talk about having a terrible boss. These choosing beggars are absolutely insane if they think they're going to get what they think they deserve!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6977

    IT'S A VIDEO OF YUGO! 💖🐕💖 He's gotten so much bigger!
    👇 How many times he will bark during my next video

    • @MSR3263
      @MSR3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      rSlash yeet

    • @Madon-pc2iq
      @Madon-pc2iq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi

    • @e.d.5766
      @e.d.5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      All of the times.

    • @thattinykoala
      @thattinykoala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *gasp* PUPPER

    • @rayy3906
      @rayy3906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hmm, im guessing atleast 15 times

  • @crimsonr10t
    @crimsonr10t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    *since you’ve planned all thi-*
    *since you’ve planned all thi-*
    *since you’ve planned all thi-*
    *since you’ve planned all thi-*

    • @yvnaa2854
      @yvnaa2854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      😂😂😂
      Take it..
      (\_/)
      (^ • ^)
      (>👍>. Have ittt!

    • @llamaboioflusatia
      @llamaboioflusatia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      -s
      -s
      -s
      -s

    • @llamaboioflusatia
      @llamaboioflusatia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Saltoons
      Whoosh, that was the joke, to be intentionally stupid

    • @jackandrews5478
      @jackandrews5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I read this before I got to the end. I was very confused for a bit

    • @annareid9928
      @annareid9928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      god Yugo making me think I'm having a stroke lmao

  • @justanamitard
    @justanamitard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5994

    rSlash: *exists*
    Yugo: *I'm about to bark this guy's whole career*

  • @ceilyurie856
    @ceilyurie856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    The "GF Application" guy literally expects an ACTUAL PERSON to look like an anime character who is canonically a child...and basically be his slave....wtf. AND expects competition on top of that?

    • @vinportobg
      @vinportobg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I dig that ... I might set up a GF Application too if I don't give a FK if women take me seriously. Sadly where I am I might find candidates so I don't. I am 40+ successful and don't care for a relationship I made weird statements like that to women so they stop hitting on me hoping those around me think I am a selfish bastard but it doesn't work. There is on 20 year old who tried to play along with it so I ditch the act. So to your question of competition the answer is yes there could be. There are passengers for every boat.

    • @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404
      @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ceil Yurie we need to call fbi on him

    • @ceilyurie856
      @ceilyurie856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 sadly being a massive creep toward real people isnt a crime...now if we can prove sexual assault or attempted...then again, going by that application...
      I mean I am into some loli and shot aand stuff but damn, dont expect real people to look like anime characters. Let alone want to willingly be a slave and compete for the "priviledge" of surving me

    • @optie2965
      @optie2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@vinportobg did we ask tho?

    • @heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613
      @heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@optie2965 lmao r/Ihadsex

  • @anitatapiocah
    @anitatapiocah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    That guy looking for a girlfriend spelled slave wrong.

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You spelled real women wrong.

    • @SBG_no1fan
      @SBG_no1fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @Lana2k6
      @Lana2k6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like, "This neckbeard spelled 'waifu' wrong."

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aaro Rintala you spelt wrong wrong wrong

    • @cheddarknight7842
      @cheddarknight7842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just by a bit tho

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    "Your parents hate me!"
    *threatens them and takes their daughters' money*
    Gee, wonder why they don't like you?

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmmmmm. I wonder 🤔

    • @carriebrown679
      @carriebrown679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!!

    • @valtteriflinck6803
      @valtteriflinck6803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those parents must be just crazy and selfish

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Must be his haircut.

    • @carolinestapleton8277
      @carolinestapleton8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “I can’t believe that they won’t loan me only $15,000! They’re so selfish!”
      I know, sooo selfish.

  • @Newt_Newt
    @Newt_Newt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "Since you planed all this" is now my ringtone.

    • @SnowWhite-tc5vr
      @SnowWhite-tc5vr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea you should do that

    • @Newt_Newt
      @Newt_Newt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FardinKhan-nk5ep recorded it directly using my phone on the vid. Ill try to get it uploaded.

  • @misspinkpunkykat
    @misspinkpunkykat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    $300 sounds cheap to groom ONE horse eight hours away.

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly, that sounds like just the cost of driving there & back. How much for the actual work?

    • @ladyofthelake93
      @ladyofthelake93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Right? A professional body clip is usually like $100 a horse.

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ikr. Plus, if you are so broke...why do you even keep horses? Isn't a cheap hobby.

    • @ladyofthelake93
      @ladyofthelake93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anelebirdie3435 I mean, life happens sometimes. But that's where you buy some refurbished clippers and do it yourself.

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ladyofthelake93 true. Very true. I just have a feeling that it wasn't a case of life happening with that particular one.

  • @ColArana
    @ColArana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Are.... are we sure that girlfriend ad wasn't a joke?
    ....It was a joke, right?

    • @Akislav1990
      @Akislav1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Unfortunately it's entirely possible in this world...

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I sure hope it was. But some guys are like that for real.

    • @theshipper5797
      @theshipper5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The fact he is that desperate and expects someone to be happy to be a slave like that shows that he really has no idea what women are like.

    • @whitetrain3300
      @whitetrain3300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@theshipper5797 if its real, that goes to show he doesn't think women are people lol

    • @dannyoviedoalem907
      @dannyoviedoalem907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has to be nobody is that stupid or self absorbed

  • @zanewederell9571
    @zanewederell9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "since you've planned all of this-"
    *pupper noises*
    Yes, Yugo did plan all of this

    • @austrinemuniz7797
      @austrinemuniz7797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's so cuuuuute !!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@austrinemuniz7797 He's* so cute. Dogs are not objects. *Vent mode deactivating*

    • @bhlueprint
      @bhlueprint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BloodThirstyAvengers Maybe he or she meant the pup noises?

    • @dijokurodijixd399
      @dijokurodijixd399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rSlash: Am i a joke to you

  • @M0US3EE
    @M0US3EE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    rSlash : attempts to say at least 2 words without interruption
    Yugo: b a r k

    • @omarkarim2280
      @omarkarim2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Since you’ve planned this ou-
      (bork)
      Since you’ve-
      (bork)
      Since you have pl-
      (bork)
      Si-

    • @violetlikescarrots515
      @violetlikescarrots515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also Yugo: bark bark bark woof woof woof.

    • @dahfaiting2261
      @dahfaiting2261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yugo already planned all this.

    • @fighterrnp
      @fighterrnp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      B O R K

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure the voices that rSlash uses sets Yugo off. xD

  • @Tetra392
    @Tetra392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    These guys: "Accepting girlfriend applications"
    Me: "Declining boyfriend applications"

    • @lilian6429
      @lilian6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aren't you quirky?

    • @LostAtlas06
      @LostAtlas06 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lilian lol

    • @Pew-fs5nc
      @Pew-fs5nc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/notliketheothergirls

  • @Sofia_Sif
    @Sofia_Sif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "Must look like madoka"
    *You mean the child?*

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Was she in middle school I think. Yeah its uh weird

    • @audreyh.1417
      @audreyh.1417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I saw that and was like.... Ughhhhhhh..... No????

    • @furret8113
      @furret8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @piscespuppyXD
      @piscespuppyXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw that an was like AHHHHHHHHH

    • @Farvoneous
      @Farvoneous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SHE IS LEGIT 14

  • @lexalina132
    @lexalina132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Do you plan to make it look like a suicide or accident?" Oh my god xD

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Straight to the point.

  • @AJBananaminion
    @AJBananaminion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    RSlash: Tries to say a sentence
    Yugo: "He he, you thought"

    • @Cam275YT
      @Cam275YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Since you planned all this

    • @promethean44
      @promethean44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      all he has to do is put him in another room for 30 minutes to an hour lowkey probably keeps him in for the blooper section of the video imao

  • @MissMonie6
    @MissMonie6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    We come for the Karens. We stay for the Yugo. He's such a beautiful baby~

    • @toasterpro71
      @toasterpro71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wonder if he is yugoslavian

    • @Darknick4_2
      @Darknick4_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know what kinda dog he is

    • @whysitsohotinhere4205
      @whysitsohotinhere4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darknick4_2 Portuguese waterdog

  • @FakePrelude
    @FakePrelude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    rSlash: talks
    Yugo: I’m about to end this mans whole sentence

  • @Marcus-pt1je
    @Marcus-pt1je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    "Must look like Madoka"
    Madoka is a fictional 12 year old girl.

    • @astolfotheclockmaker4473
      @astolfotheclockmaker4473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg dafuq

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      14 though still wrong

    • @Marcus-pt1je
      @Marcus-pt1je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Dani_1012 a child lol either way

    • @wabisco
      @wabisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ihsan7333 That's exactly what I was gonna ask.

    • @Cam275YT
      @Cam275YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ah, so he _did_ mean Madoka Kaname then.
      ...
      _O h n o ._

  • @Asian_Bean8
    @Asian_Bean8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    rSlash: *repeats the same words over and over again*
    Yugo: sUfFeR

  • @squidd5697
    @squidd5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    That dog is sooooooo cuuuuuute my son should have it... he needs the dog more than you -an impersonation of Karen

  • @rjsouthworth5246
    @rjsouthworth5246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Christian Grey looked at that post about the girlfriend application and said “Dude, you’re going too far.”

  • @Tthug97
    @Tthug97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Legend says R/Slash is still saying "since you planned all this..."

    • @ARTHUR-fm6or
      @ARTHUR-fm6or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean SiNcE yOu PlAnNeD aLl ThIs

    • @Tthug97
      @Tthug97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ARTHUR-fm6or YoU RiGhT

    • @theluckygamer10
      @theluckygamer10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WhY aRe We TyPiNg LiKe ThIs?

    • @theanythingcrew
      @theanythingcrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dON’t NkOw

  • @poisedslife2608
    @poisedslife2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Yugo: *saw rSlash working*
    Also Yugo : *starts barking up a storm*

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah...frankly, I don't think it's cute, I think it's irresponsible. Like, he needs to either train that dog, or lock her out of the room when he records. It's not normal for a dog to bark incessantly like that for no reason. I'm worried that if he doesn't do something, he's going to wind up with an unruly and uncontrollable dog. There's only so much time during puppyhood to correct problem behaviors before they become ingrained, and then it's nearly impossible to fix it after that.
      I don't even know why it bothers me so much! It's not my dog, not my problem. Maybe it's the vet tech in me, I deal with way too many problem puppers in this line of work, lots of owners who never bothered to do even basic dog training, and they _always_ wind up biting someone or destroying something valuable and irreplaceable. Then, it's off to the dog pound they go. I guess I'm just a worrier.
      I'm also a recording VA myself, I get cheesed at the thought of being constantly disrupted when I'm trying to work. And I have pet birds, so I get disrupted _a looooot._ Plus I have really bad anxiety and constant sharp, loud noises make me really nervous and on edge. Yeah, I know...brilliant for me to work in a veterinary career, right? But I care more about animals than I do my own comfort.
      That's also why I really want Yugo to be a good dog, but rSlash needs to understand that it takes a lot of time and effort, he can't just let her do whatever she wants. She needs structure and discipline, just like any human child. He's going to become an entitled parent himself if he's not careful!! "Hey, she's just friendly, so what if she knocked you over and caused you to drop you phone and break it? She's juuust a puuuppppyyyyy, she doesn't know any betttteerrrrr. Don't you _dare_ touch one hair on her precious, angelic little head! Maybe if you didn't jump when she barked at you, she wouldn't have bitten you! Did you ever think about _that?!_ No, of course you didn't, now I DEMAND you apologize to my Yugo!" 😂
      Edit: bacondammit, Yugo's a boy. Fuck it, I ain't editing that text wall. Fuck. I need to chill out.

    • @flamingkittyumad
      @flamingkittyumad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rSlash: "How can I increase my growth rate even more than just being on the reddit train"
      rSlash: *gets dog and brings it up every video*

    • @iathenakemp8043
      @iathenakemp8043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WobblesandBean Im not sure little yugo will get to this point but I do see that everyday just walking my dogs. I have to re-train my male dog to not over react to a strange dog snapping at his sister pup since her de sexing, he wants to protect her all the time. He broke his collar trying to do so and this dog is a wimp.The only behavior i refuse to teach out of my dogs is them barking at randoms and jumping on them when they come into our yard because people have been taking dogs around where i live.. figured if they jump on the person make them fall, a human breaking something because they came unannounced in the yard is a small sacrifice for my dogs not being used as bait.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iathenakemp8043 He broke his collar trying to get at another dog?? Damn...looks like you got your work cut out for you, then! And that's awful about people stealing dogs. 😞 I'm not a violent person, but I sincerely wish the worst pain imaginable to people that engage in dog fighting. Those subhuman filth don't deserve to live.

    • @herjaatitagain7352
      @herjaatitagain7352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wobbles and Bean Fam, I understand your concern. My mother is a vet, and she has a lot of stories from all kinds of problematic dogs. Training is important and crucial for any pet. But honestly, there's no perfect dog for most people. Dogs are terribly clever and for most people who aren't professionals or can't pay for a professional whenever the dog steps out of what it has been taught, you'll get some misbehaviour from time to time. It's normal. Yugo seems to be noticing that if he barks whenever rSlash talks, he will eventually have attention. That's basically how you get a dog to 'talk' and it's how the dog is training him. Should be avoided and contoured, of course. But you're truly exaggerating on the amount of damage this could lead to. You're clearly overdoing it - with a gentle and simple conditioning of not giving him attention when he demands it, then rewarding when he waits or has a signal that the human is free to play (getting up, as an example), oftenly will do. Barking for attention is no sign whatsoever that it will become a ruthless killer. Nearly all puppies do it. Can be changed with ease. It's *not* a pitbull who bites whenever it is surprised. It's a puppy doing puppy things, harmless to anyone, in a controlled environment. Like a child crying within the family's house. He'll have time to work this out of the puppy.

  • @lusheniv4733
    @lusheniv4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Yugos trigger is “since you’ve planned all this”

  • @dirtpounder
    @dirtpounder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "hey I know you're saving all your earnings to do with as you please, but how about you just give it all to the kids I regret having"

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    FINALLY! The moment we've all been waiting for: Rslash Arm/Leg reveal!

    • @mcgee.philip
      @mcgee.philip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

    • @nihadlasmeur5611
      @nihadlasmeur5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hoping for a face reveal 💜

    • @anidioticinvaderzimfan7574
      @anidioticinvaderzimfan7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr lol

    • @wizardpirate1016
      @wizardpirate1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now other body parts like the face

    • @henrytadd1553
      @henrytadd1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And a partial lower abdomen reveal in addition!!!! Who knows how long until we get a face reveal!!!

  • @imagineglasses7552
    @imagineglasses7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I love how you don't get mad at your dog for interrupting you. It's so precious the way you handle it.

    • @FluxIsAWeeb
      @FluxIsAWeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i think he does get annoyed. but he just never takes it out on the dog... Really considerate stuff right there

    • @comradesam3382
      @comradesam3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How could he be mad at the dog? I mean dogs are treasure

    • @bubblegumdonuts8011
      @bubblegumdonuts8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine Dragons? Nah
      Imagine Glasses.

    • @Rustythefrog
      @Rustythefrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bubblegumdonuts8011 imagine wagons is better in my opinion

    • @eestimullet6771
      @eestimullet6771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rustythefrog imagine deez nuts xD

  • @moon_phases1463
    @moon_phases1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wow I can't imagine why no girl wanted to be his girlfriend 🙄

    • @kbldtdkhtc5913
      @kbldtdkhtc5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I can't believe it why Won't Anyone be his girlfriend not like he's a choosing beggar and only wants a girlfriend for the bunny like why would anyone not want to be his girlfriend?"

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Since you planned all of this”
    Yugo: damn right i planned to interrupt you.

  • @SilverSkitty
    @SilverSkitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Honestly, $325 for an eight-hour trip and grooming for three horses sounds fantastic

    • @walcott423
      @walcott423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For real. Thats like a 14 hour day on top of dealing with that crazy B the entire time.

    • @rat8028
      @rat8028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If anything that's a deal

    • @brontion01
      @brontion01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yep, with horses that could have bad attitudes and give you a coma. I have 12 horses and even though they stick to me like magnets, my 2 Shetlands went crazy when we got a farrier... luckily they’re too pudgy to do any real damage

    • @Jawsjawsjawsrg
      @Jawsjawsjawsrg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, wasn't it 2 horses? All be it, still probably a good price, I'll bet he was looking for someone that he could try to talk down the price.

    • @jenicdarling9690
      @jenicdarling9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah i don't even have horses but dog that needs grooming for a lil poodle and 60 plus tips is a good deal. And takes hours to do. I do it myself for the most part to save money but yeah its alot of work. And taking horses into consideration with their size its seems like a really great deal. Its alot of time and work to do.

  • @SuperFlippywippy
    @SuperFlippywippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    R/Slash: "Whore"
    Me: "wait that's illegal"

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Demonetized sadly ; (

    • @mellollmao431
      @mellollmao431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh wtf is that profile picture

    • @SuperFlippywippy
      @SuperFlippywippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mellollmao431 who me? It's Shane Dawson from when he was trying girl products

    • @inkertal6588
      @inkertal6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mellollmao431are they now allowed to have a pfp? Yours is literally a cartoon character staring off into space.. At least TheLittleMeggy used a real person.. And if you're talking about Ilia Gluhchev, they at least have the decency to use an anime character.. Seeing as anime is better than cartoons because it takes more time, more hard work, and it looks much nicer.
      You, and you, are welcome.. :)

    • @blizzardhobo1760
      @blizzardhobo1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      InkerTal yours is literally a furry 🤮🤮

  • @sosajane462
    @sosajane462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He’s gotta tell the dog he’s cute so he doesn’t kill him

  • @Liliththelizard
    @Liliththelizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "since you've planned all of this.." *bork* "since you planned all of this" *bork* x20 "since you.." *BOrk* *bork*

  • @LadyMaraSedai
    @LadyMaraSedai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I want, NO, I DEMAND more Yugo bloopers and video rSlash. Since I have no Yugo you owe it to me!

    • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
      @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bugger off, mate.

    • @universerose6209
      @universerose6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes I get concerned that people take these comments seriously

    • @bizzybee_animations
      @bizzybee_animations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shes not serious shes just imitating a choosing beggar or entitled parent... I know people would totally take this seriously so I thought I'd say something ^^;

  • @Cythan
    @Cythan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    yugo becomes so popular and intelligent in the future he travels back in time to form yugoslavia

  • @James-cr5mc
    @James-cr5mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5% on Astros is actually decent, they're pretty expensive.

  • @grillbert0
    @grillbert0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    there should be a whole video with Yugo called "murdered by cuteness"

    • @ElleTea1313
      @ElleTea1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I 100% support this idea.

    • @mallowhoney
      @mallowhoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no a whole channel.

    • @Carlieth
      @Carlieth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My old Labby Jacob used to wag his tail from the neck lol. Always said if we got burgled we would find the burglar dead on the floor with a smile on his face from being loved to death. Miss him. Hugo has a similar cuteness.

    • @jemlap
      @jemlap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      900K special

    • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
      @user-ft7fq4ou4v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Carlieth My dog barks his head off, says hi, and then loves you because you're his favourite you, and so he must be your favourite person.
      He also wags his whole body too.

  • @jeron9272
    @jeron9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Nobody:
    Also nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Entitled Parents and choosing beggars: *I'm above the law*

    • @idklol4190
      @idklol4190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *i am inevitable*

    • @theluckygamer10
      @theluckygamer10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some random EP/CB (eventually, I know it!): "I murdered thousands of people, LOCK UP MY NEXT VICTIM, NOT ME!"

    • @floofcloud6163
      @floofcloud6163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69, nice.

    • @jeron9272
      @jeron9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      81* these types of comments do well on youtube

    • @TaosoftheVoid
      @TaosoftheVoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a like for you,got me laughing so hard my dogs were confused!

  • @jecht35
    @jecht35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Muuuust be similar to Madoka" creeps like this make it really hard to say you're a fan of ANY kind of animation, let alone actual anime

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really, as long as people have common sense that there is creeps in any sort of community.

  • @darkdull5916
    @darkdull5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how this guy doesn't ask his dog to be quiet like most people but instead compliments him and offers him cuddles. 20/10 dog owner.

  • @lilly1464
    @lilly1464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    since you've planned all this-
    yugo: im going to destroy your existence

    • @lilly1464
      @lilly1464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yay 71 likes

    • @lilly1464
      @lilly1464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      screeeeeeeeee 203 likessss

    • @keiracopeland4721
      @keiracopeland4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilly1464 *_205_*

    • @Ampheline
      @Ampheline 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      -*206*-

    • @lilly1464
      @lilly1464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      reeee so many

  • @lichqueenlilith5694
    @lichqueenlilith5694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    5:18
    CB: I can't afford that much!
    Me: Then why the hell do you own 3 horses???

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And he was offering a real good price. A 4 hour drive and good grooming.

    • @cottagecre
      @cottagecre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gummysnacksandknives9229 yeah, he really was

    • @GamingWolf9921
      @GamingWolf9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True like wtf lol

    • @darkdull5916
      @darkdull5916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just wondering y she fell for his obvious sarcasm

    • @jayokay9279
      @jayokay9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, that’s why we say horse owners (not all, but enough) have their own religion: they believe that they don’t have to pay!

  • @CamScam18
    @CamScam18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The ending healed my soul, cleansed my skin and watered my crops. It is an entitled person's worst nightmare.
    Also Yugo just wanted to help his daddy record lines. He's a good boy.

  • @jenniferjudd2426
    @jenniferjudd2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "since you've planned all thi-
    since you've planned all t-
    since you've planned a-
    since you've planned all thi-
    since you've planned all th-"

  • @viennaainsworth1085
    @viennaainsworth1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Gf application guy sounds like the type to keep 14 year olds locked in a closet

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or worse, do the Fritzl and lock em in the basement

    • @gabrielmartin977
      @gabrielmartin977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross!!
      Why do people like him need to exist?? He just makes the rest of us *normal men* look bad >:(

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. In the space of a couple of minutes, he has insulted women in general and portrayed himself as a racist, sexist, vile little creep. Speaking as a woman and for all of womankind.....I wouldn't even give him a FIRST look.

  • @llamainyamama3088
    @llamainyamama3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Aspergers is definitely not "just a lack of empathy"... actually, research would indicate that people with aspergers do not lack empathy. It is more characterized by social and interpersonal issues alongside sensory sensitivities, intensely repetitive behavior, and affect disconnect among many other varying symptoms.

  • @gajacandellari5999
    @gajacandellari5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I sometimes cant even believe these are real.

  • @oliversearle408
    @oliversearle408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "I just watched the ads on your videos" "I'll except it in cash"
    Lmao

    • @leakedip2495
      @leakedip2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ll give you it for free but the delivery is 289.37 dollars and you will have to pay all of it or I’ll sue you.

    • @leonardoombrog1063
      @leonardoombrog1063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leakedip2495 lol

    • @A-arons_mclovinit
      @A-arons_mclovinit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got em

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accept*

    • @A-arons_mclovinit
      @A-arons_mclovinit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lyzzie K. Did you really just do that? Who cares? It was just a joke not an essay.

  • @eyevincast5440
    @eyevincast5440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never let a girl, or anyone for that matter, mistreat you or disrespect you for any reason. Especially superficial reasons. Glad to hear this guy ended whatever relationship that was on the spot.

    • @ldannu5627
      @ldannu5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Or you could be in a similar situation like Johnny Depp now.. Never put your 🍆in crazy!

  • @imhakks
    @imhakks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how you can just listen to his vids without video, but you can also just watch without sound.
    Even this guy’s video formats are wholesome 😊

  • @keithmcintyre2102
    @keithmcintyre2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "Must live at my house, full time, and no going out"
    He's literally demanding he kidnap someone, and was upset that no one took up on his offer? How thick is he?

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As molasses combined with tar.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dreadcthulhu5 In the middle of January.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Basically he just wants a live-in slave to fulfill his every whim. No wonder he never had anyone take him up on his offer.

    • @katiestar6022
      @katiestar6022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's pry a high-functioning neck beard. The ways of his kind are strange.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katiestar6022 Probably an incel, too.

  • @DriftingLightOfTheWoods
    @DriftingLightOfTheWoods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "I can pay you 150 because I can't afford 275-325" now, I am no horse expert, but something tells me that if you can't afford 275 for anything on two horses... you shouldn't be having two horses.
    Aren't they like super expensive to keep, anyway?
    edit: had to do some number changing cause I fucked up my own argument with it.

    • @awayatdragonsedge2126
      @awayatdragonsedge2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey horse person here,
      you are completely correct, feed alone can cost upwards of 200-500 dollars also housing (If your stabling) can be as much as an apartment depending on what barn you use. Not to mention vet bills, shoeing, tack, brushes and sprays, medicine, etc. A wise person once told me before I started to get into riding. "Stop right now and buy a plane, because within a few years you would have already spent as much."
      Hope this helps!

    • @geoffreyrodgers5373
      @geoffreyrodgers5373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was working on a stable about a month ago, (same kind of bitchy old lady who's dogs where her babies, annoying yippy things, never thought I could hate a dog) but yeah when I asked the price for taking care of them was about 300 euros before vet stuff

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I groom dogs, not horses. But if I extrapolate up, that price they originally offered was more than reasonable. If I had to drive 4 hours ONE WAY and groom three animals that size, I'd have charged more.

    • @DubsTV93
      @DubsTV93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kittymouth seriously an 8 hour round trip drive @ $150. People are tripping... The end about the bad review and the response they got was hilarious.

    • @katdifferent768
      @katdifferent768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes horses are very expensive they are big animals so they need to be well kept I have two at my home and during the winter or rain season it just makes it a little harder but when it is hot out I need to keep a very close eye on them since they do sweat a lot and we do ride them so we also keep an eye on their water and hay. I have a pony and a draft and with both of them they both take medicine since on has a little problem with their frogs and the other a problem with their hips and the medicine is a lot of money also

  • @badchickforya
    @badchickforya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:43 AYYYEEE A FELLOW PERSON WITH ASPERGERS!

  • @merigrrrl
    @merigrrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:22 when she says everyone she knows she means all the horses at the barn

  • @oni7488
    @oni7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    $325 for 8 hours of travel time - NOT INCLUDING the time it would take to do the job - comes out to $40.625/hr.
    That sounds extremely reasonable for a specialized service like this.
    $150 for the drive alone comes out to $18.75.
    Moreover, horse owners care for some of the most expensive pets on the planet. They're not pets for people where "money is a little tight". Haggling like this when you're loaded is just disgusting.

    • @Jmeza1025
      @Jmeza1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have just shaved on the horse F you

    • @puripuri3876
      @puripuri3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      those fuckers literally buy every new ford truck

    • @oliviarossman8979
      @oliviarossman8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously it could’ve been $500 depending on who you got it from

    • @fancydeer
      @fancydeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's what I was thinking. that groomer's prices were low af.

    • @victorianolastname9929
      @victorianolastname9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I spend close to $250 on my horse's body clips twice a season and get a heart attack from the price every damn time

  • @TheExpendableGuard
    @TheExpendableGuard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Jesus... that Neckbeard was so cringe I swear I should call the FBI on principle.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm about 85% sure that guy was a troll.

    • @unidentifiedwhale7546
      @unidentifiedwhale7546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please do

    • @blades9937
      @blades9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmm I think the neckbeard is to weird for that

  • @marcellafrank9352
    @marcellafrank9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "No its play time stop recording" - Yugo 2019

  • @abbyibanez7123
    @abbyibanez7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    this guy asked for an asian, but big eyes. sorry buddy that's a pretty tall order

  • @mopishcobra6
    @mopishcobra6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    rSlash: *speaks*
    Yugo: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @latarshahall7618
      @latarshahall7618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment I've read all year

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the way of all puppers. Even the little ones.

  • @justanotheruser6744
    @justanotheruser6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    How about he records a whole video where he doesnt cut out the puppy bloopers.

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I put them at the end because I'm sure some people don't like them. Putting them in the middle would be really disruptive.

    • @cryptic2121
      @cryptic2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rSlash true, like imagine trying to watch a CB get destroyed and instead you kep hearing this:
      Since you ke-
      Bark
      Since yo-
      *Bork*
      K done with dis shet

    • @francinesmith8109
      @francinesmith8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about he reads faster? Molasses...or let us read the captions.

    • @arcticgalaxies9160
      @arcticgalaxies9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rSlash maybe an april fools vid?

    • @Adven4U1
      @Adven4U1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He shout just use them to censor things.

  • @champton3217
    @champton3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Careful, that dog looks like he's got a vendetta against you! LMAO!
    Seriously though, Yugo is awesome! Thanks for sharing that tender moment!

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let's play would you rather...
    Date: The guy who wants you to be his anime slave, or the cheating abusive gold digger?

  • @the-nina-beans88
    @the-nina-beans88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    8:27
    So is this guy want a woman to love... or an Anime Waifu pillow?

    • @SexyDango
      @SexyDango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I thought the same, he has more chances with the pillow though xD

    • @myfelineobsession9636
      @myfelineobsession9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Isn't madoka a 12 year old tho??

    • @thescentthicc4103
      @thescentthicc4103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@myfelineobsession9636 o_0

    • @zyriuz2
      @zyriuz2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mommas boii

    • @VampireBatLord
      @VampireBatLord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      even the waifu pillows reject him.

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "I want meh girlfriend to always be home and look like Madoka!"
    *sends Madoka body pillow* Here bruh.

    • @genxrants
      @genxrants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm in denial that someone could be that stupid. It's gotta be fake, right?

    • @kiro306
      @kiro306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madoka from madoka box right

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiro306 Or Madoka Kaname... *shudder* Don't do weird stuff to that pillow, man.

    • @masterzz57
      @masterzz57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      who’s madoka

    • @kiro306
      @kiro306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dracofirex madoka box seems more realistic

  • @arikiri4182
    @arikiri4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl it’s really endearing to hear you talk so sweetly in baby voice to a cute doggy

  • @missoona7130
    @missoona7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay that last clip of you and your dog got me off guard and I almost cried, it was so wholesome and cute wtf maaan 😭♥️

  • @mr.wilson4360
    @mr.wilson4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Spoiler alert for endgame:
    Yugo eats Rslash and takes over channel. All videos will now be puppy bloopers.

    • @oldacc6831
      @oldacc6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Yugo,his dog?Sry😂

    • @mr.wilson4360
      @mr.wilson4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oldacc6831 I guess it is yugo. Must have subconsciously been hearing a "h" instead of a "y"

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YUGO....as in yo good boy..,

    • @mcscooots308
      @mcscooots308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But how can there be puppy bloopers if there's no rSlash to annoy?

    • @chrisg2429
      @chrisg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mr. Wilson HONESTLY STOP I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET YOU RUINED IT!
      Lol

  • @kawaiibrarian
    @kawaiibrarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    7:25 - When I first heard this, I was like "This sounds like a recipe for an abusive relationship."

    • @wumologia
      @wumologia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like a recipe for a murder.

    • @hanamizuno0625
      @hanamizuno0625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wants a real life waifu

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, he sounds like he's dying alone. xD

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like he would rather have a slave than a girlfriend.

    • @leanykakicsi6152
      @leanykakicsi6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Mama true

  • @ameliah708
    @ameliah708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these kind of videos. Thanks for making this content. Btw I love the puppy bloopers lol they’re awesome.

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he says he's decided that he's ready to finally go ahead and have a sexy girlfriend do nothing but slave for him at all times. Like it's just something he's put on the back burner for awhile, but he's finally decided to bite the bullet and allow that person into his life.

  • @Rob.N771
    @Rob.N771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Man that's a seriously cute puppy.
    Maybe Yugo can cover the swear words with woofs etc.

  • @eternalheresy
    @eternalheresy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    rSlash: Since you pla-
    Yugo: ExCuSe MEEEEEEEE

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real though, he's rewarding Yugo's bad behavior. I worry that it's going to become a problem, our boi here doesn't appear to have trained him whatsoever.

    • @quotetry8998
      @quotetry8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WobblesandBean And here we go with the worried comments, its nice your lookin' out for mah boi. But do you need to be that worried? Its not the end of the world!

    • @camoregrowfortifiedred1631
      @camoregrowfortifiedred1631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like

    • @frostyminecraft9832
      @frostyminecraft9832 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chances are it isn’t affecting him much since he can always tell him to stop, if not, he can Leary’s bring him outside, shouldn’t be to big of a problem.

  • @smashbrolink
    @smashbrolink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yugo makes my heart MELT!💗
    I'm wishing you both a happy and successful 2020!

  • @michealmcleod4330
    @michealmcleod4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're patience's with your dog is legendary and is an inspiration to all dog owners out their.

  • @senacynical
    @senacynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    PuppyBloopers also has his amazing laugh and it really makes me smile everytime ❤

    • @IndyIndie59
      @IndyIndie59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are right ... he has an amazing laugh ... one that makes you smile just to hear it.

    • @andreapurple417
      @andreapurple417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES, I love his laugh!!

    • @Keysue
      @Keysue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like Every video it just sounds more and more/defeated ;P

    • @senacynical
      @senacynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IndyIndie59 BIG YES. It uplifts my mood!

    • @senacynical
      @senacynical 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreapurple417 We need more of it, really.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    What on Earth is that feeli
    ... oh, I know what that is. That's the feeling of my heart competely melting from puppy cuteness.

  • @hannikito
    @hannikito 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yugo barking as you’re trying to read is honestly making me laugh so much as you’re like *sigh* “ok pal..you’ve distracted me...it’s time for cuddles”

  • @Vex.exe_
    @Vex.exe_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am sick right now and puppy bloopers makes me so happy ... tank youuuuuu

  • @jessicamead6191
    @jessicamead6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    This just brightened my day.
    "Yugo appears on screen"
    Its so bright!!!!!!

    • @tsumetai_kaze
      @tsumetai_kaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yugi, lol

    • @TigerTrainer
      @TigerTrainer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought his name was yugo?

    • @Burning_DK
      @Burning_DK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TigerTrainer Well the "i" and "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard, could have been that.

    • @Pajdas610
      @Pajdas610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TigerTrainer why would he name his dog after a car we drove in times of Socialist Federal Republic of Jugoslavija.

    • @lordpenguin1860
      @lordpenguin1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pajdas610 because YUo GOod boi

  • @mommamia794
    @mommamia794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Yugo is adorable!!!! Thanks for brighting my day with your stories and your adorable cuddly puppy!

    • @GreaseMC
      @GreaseMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First.

  • @owl_that_howls26
    @owl_that_howls26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should always have puppy bloopers at the end lol, huge flip from wanting to kill the choosing beggers to a cute pupper arguing with daddy ❤❤❤

  • @susansusan6612
    @susansusan6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL !!!! That first story is just to much !!! Always a relative somewhere circling around !!!

  • @fayne0288
    @fayne0288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    rSlash: Aww you're so cute!
    Yugo: I will destroy you human

    • @meepmweep
      @meepmweep 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoomin*

    • @MinerBoyNorty
      @MinerBoyNorty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it when my dog tries to kill me he has permission I’d love to die like that tbh(^ω^)(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

  • @Foxfire-xq5ij
    @Foxfire-xq5ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Such a cute pupper! Thanks for showing him again. Great video as always rSlash!

    • @owo2500
      @owo2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m liking so I can give the next person the joy of making it 69 likes. I’m a good noodle.

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1st one is at least partially fake. gotta love how the OP makes herself out to be smooth, calm and quick-witted at every turn of the conversation lol.

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dude added MORE requirements after realizing nobody wants to date him? Makes sense. You know, like how a store raises the prices of the products nobody buys? Genius.

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    I’m not having kids.
    My life savings is going to animal shelters 💗

    • @lilgremlin6222
      @lilgremlin6222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I appreciate you for making that decision!

    • @awkwardnerd.
      @awkwardnerd. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm not having kids and no life savings as well 🙃

    • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
      @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's awesome.

    • @wearehoomans2288
      @wearehoomans2288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mind is going to Animal AND Homeless shelters

    • @SomewhereFireworks
      @SomewhereFireworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We Are Hoomans 2 That’s amazing! I prefer animals though, just a preference.

  • @isabellagriggs8754
    @isabellagriggs8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Rslash: Since you've-
    Yugo: *D a D*

  • @dsouz7698
    @dsouz7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guy with the girlfriend application really wanna live that killing stalking life huh

  • @Lalilola1000
    @Lalilola1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was going to clear my throat, and accidentally burped just at the moment when rslash said “excuse me” to Yugo. I got so startled my brain shortcut and I almost said out loud “I’m sorry” as a response. (I’m alone in my car waiting for a ferry close to midnight). Thanks for the laughs, and keeping me company on the road rslash and Yugo! (And sorry for burping lol)

  • @Lorens4444
    @Lorens4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "So this guy wants Madoka?"
    Homura traveled back in time to kill another competitor... XD

  • @multifandomtrash799
    @multifandomtrash799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Imagine going up to Gordon Ramsay and saying "I got two free tacos coupon, I'm hungry can you cook it now?"

    • @R0gueM
      @R0gueM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dear god I can’t even fathom how terribly he would destroy your ass for that. Being called a donkey and told to fuck off is the least of your worries.
      I’ll pay you $20 to do it.

    • @multifandomtrash799
      @multifandomtrash799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R0gueM sure thing, I'll fly right to the other side of the world just to get my ass beaten up :D)b

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As I don't currently have a death wish, no.

  • @snuffaluffapuss
    @snuffaluffapuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awwwww!!!! Yugo is soo adorable!!! Thanks for the upload!!

  • @kittyhite8847
    @kittyhite8847 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know, I think it’s hysterical when people say you’ll never find true happiness when the Mormon said the same thing to me and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been

  • @sabrawhitehouse9848
    @sabrawhitehouse9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The first price for clipping and bathing the horses is already super cheap lmao

    • @emperorwisel4842
      @emperorwisel4842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The most amazing part is that somehow you can have 2 horses(maybe more), but cant afford 250 to clean them

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emperorwisel4842 I love your Laharl profile pic♡

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont own a horse. But even I know that price is a steal-

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you bathe and clip my horse please? I don't have much but I do have like 300 followers on Instagram and like 50 more on Twitter! I'll shout you out!

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to bathe horses, but never did clipping or prep for shows even though one of the horses I cared for was show horse. It was a nice thing to do for them in the middle of the summer day after they were ridden for a bit. The show horse used to give me a hard time all the time unless I was really not having it, but he would never bother me when it came time for a bath; leaving the bath on the other hand...

  • @Torispets
    @Torispets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    PUPPY!!! I love how you laugh when Yugo interrupts you.

  • @jinx7946
    @jinx7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Take a shot every time he says “since you’ve planned all this” during puppy bloopers

  • @mercurybell1772
    @mercurybell1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dog part at the end. I love it!

  • @foxiegirl1406
    @foxiegirl1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Rslash: since you've pl-
    Yugo:HEY! CUDDLE MEEEE!!!
    Me when Yugo is on screen: EEEEEE DA WITTLE PUPPER IS SOOO CUTE!! I JUST WANNA CUDDLE HIM AND TELL H HE IS DA BESTIST BOY EVER!!!!!

  • @canuck3703
    @canuck3703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    As someone who has experience with grooming horses, $150 isn't gonna cut it.

    • @mattsmith3949
      @mattsmith3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ha! I get it
      (Cut it)

    • @arikiri4182
      @arikiri4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t groom horses, I help my mum with dogs and cats- but if she charges like 80$ to wash and cut a big dog’s fur... yeah 150$ is NOT going to cut it for 2 horses, plus an 8 hour in total drive. God people who don’t have any inkling about animal grooming and complain about prices drive me crazy.