How to Get Rid of Lice in Hair Quickly - SOUTH PARK
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- Clyde tries to destroy the lice colony on his head by using anti-lice shampoo but it's his blow-dryer that does most of the damage.
"Lice Capades" S11
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INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - WAITING ROOM -- DAY
Clyde is sitting next to his mother nervously, in the waiting room of the doctor's office. A little girl with a LISP is sitting next to Clyde and on the opposite side of her is HER mother. There is also a random MAN waiting by himself.
CLYDE
This is SO embarrassing...
LITTLE GIRL
I have a EAR INFECTION. What are you seeing the doctor for?
CLYDE
I have... I have AIDS.
The nurse steps in the door with a clipboard.
NURSE
Clyde Harris?
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE -- DAY
Clyde is sitting on the edge of the doctor's table (in normal clothes) as the doctor sits in the foreground taking notes.
DOCTOR
Yeah, that's a pretty bad lice problem there, good thing they pulled you out of school.
CLYDE
But Why ME, Doctor? Why ME? How did I get this?!
The doctor wanders over to Clyde.
DOCTOR
Well, believe it or not, some lice can actually attach themselves to flies and then wait for the fly to land on someone's head where they can reproduce. And then the lice that live in your head now were probably all BORN there.
CLYDE
Sick.
The doctor hands Clyde a couple of small shampoo bottles.
DOCTOR
This shampoo should take care of it. Use this in the shower-- your scalp may burn a bit afterwards
(heading towards camera dramatically)
-- but it should kill... EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
DRAMATIC MUSIC -- AND THEN INTO:
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
It isn't dark, but also there's no sunlight or blue sky.
Cut to a shot of a few lice sleeping together.
BOOM DOWN from the village shot to see Travis sitting in the foreground, on a mole, looking concerned with his head in his hands.
TRAVIS
(sighs)
Kelly appears behind him.
KELLY
Travis? Everything okay?
TRAVIS
(sighs, then-)
Kelly... I was just thinking about our baby... I want to name her... HOPE.
KELLY
Hope?
TRAVIS
HOPE for a... Chance at tomorrow.
Rain slowly starts to fall... Travis looks up at the sky.
Cut to a shot of the sleeping lice again-- The rain starts coming down hard enough that it wakes them.
RANDOM LICE
It's raining? Now?
Cut to a shot of a few lice, walking toward camera slowly and looking up. One holds his claw out to feel the 'rain' coming down.
INT. CLYDE'S SHOWER -- NIGHT
Clyde is naked in the shower, rinsing off.
Clyde reaches out of frame and then pulls in the shampoo bottle and opens the lid-- He looks at the label.
INSERT - Clyde's POV of the bottle-- 'RID-X' - Then it getting poured into his hand.
EXT. LICE VILLAGE -- EVENING
Travis stands and looks around as some other lice in the distance behind him are coming out to see the rain. He then looks to his right--
And sees a group of lice watching as two louses play in the rain - Frolicking and dancing around, and laughing.
DANCING LICE
Weeee!!! I love the rain!
LICE
(laughing)
Then cut back to Travis, thinking.
TRAVIS
OH MY GOD.
He runs and grabs his Travis's arm.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
KELLY
What? It's just rain.
TRAVIS
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW KELLY!
Camera is BEHIND a couple of lice who are watching the lice in the distance dancing around- but one of those foreground lice turns around and sees something--
HIS POV - Some SUD LAVA starts to come through the trees.
LOUSE
What IS that?
Other lice turn around.
The suds come up to one louse who reaches down and pulls some up.
CLOSE UP - as he inspects his hand-- it starts to melt away.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AAHGHGH!! AHGHGHGH!
Now pull out a little wider again to show his legs burning and melting in the soapy lava.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG!!!
REVERSE to the spectator lice
LICE
AAAHGHGH!
HEAD DOWN SHOT The suds wash over the louse and he BURNS AWAY more.
VICTIM ONE LICE
AHGHGHGHGH!!! HAGHHGHGH!!
REVERSE back to the spectator lice.
LOUSE
RUNNNN!!!!
All the lice run in a panic.
LICE
(CANNED SCREAMING)
SIDE SHOT-- Some lice run from some sud lava- but it catches up to them and they start to burn away.
SHOT -- Lice run towards camera
SHOT -- SIDEVIEW -- A louse being trampled by others.
TRAMPLED LOUSE
GHAHGGHGHH!!!!!
SHOT - Wide shot of lice screaming and running in all directions- lots of quick foreground passes.
SHOT--
MOVING CAMERA SHOT-- TRAVIS RUNNING WITH HIS EGG BABY AND HOLDING KELLY'S HAND. WHILE LICE RUN ALL AROUND.
TRAVIS
EVERYONE GET UP INTO THE TREES!! WE HAVE TO GET UP HIGH!!
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Clyde is the character that shares the most energy with me, according to SP&me
M'kay.
Absolutely disgusting
As a girl I was avoided by the majority of my 4th grade class because of my lice. I literally hope this is what those little bastards went through when I got treated.
Damn 😭😭😭
You cold
@@youtubecommentguy1680 Majority of her 4th grade class also was.
Sameeeee 🤣🤣🤣
Most insecticides just suffocate the insects, so unfortunately they probably just passed out and never woke, pretty painless
The only thing more dramatic than the lice community being exterminated was Clyde’s mom’s reaction to his toilet etiquette.
RIP clyde's mom😢😭🙏🙏💔💔
And the Lesbos' Slow moments
She’s dead now. He’s safe.
F
so are we going to ignored that the one lice sound like cartmen
The mom pushing her daughter away from Clyde is the best. I love these careful attention to detail in shows.
Yeah her mom clearly doesn’t want her daughter getting infected with aids
@@apimpnamedstreetmeat that’s clearly what he said
NEVER noticed that!!! Awesome.
Clyde: *casually washing and drying his hair*
The lice: *complete and utter chaos*
What must it be like? A group of creatures, however simple, are faced with a flood of a toxic substance which literally is dissolving them. Whatever doesn’t succumb to initial deployment may be blown into “space” only to land in the cold wilderness to die moments later without warmth or a food source.
Just goes to show that everyone is the protagonist in their own life no matter how silly their situations looks
I love how Clyde would rather have aids than lice 😂 that part killed me
@gunner Richthofen oh gosh! I didn’t even notice
Me too 😂 "I have aids"
I liked the shocked expression of the woman
“i have aids”
@@Trtevoorryu That's Clyde's mom lol
As someone that had lice issues when they were young, this satisfies me.
same here
Same
Good thing you didn't have them when they were old.
This is the only time to justify killing babies. When they are lice or flies and mosquitoes.
Every last one of them!
this is such an underrated episode
Totally, I always love watching this episode
underrated by who?
Ak47
Which session and episode is this??
I liked hearing Kenny with no hood on
This feels like the inner workings of a child’s overactive imagination
Literally the entire show lol
bro i totally get what you’re saying, but think of it as a teenagers imagination while absolutely zooted 😂💀
I got them when i was 9.
I totally FREAKED.
But then I learned that they can't jump and that the only way to get them is from another kid. Then i was PISSED.
Got rid if them and had my mom buy me some expensive pet shampoo. I used that every morning before school.
Never caught em again so I guess it worked.
@@AchilliosOfficial it’s Sam and max bro wtf
@@AchilliosOfficial joe
" I have an ear infection what are you seeing the doctor for?"
" I have I have A I D S"
-Clyde
1:28 The weird goth kids at your high school on a rainy day
Nah that's scene kids and emos
I always wondered what happened to GOTHS after high school graduation. Same for EMOs and vamps.
2:19 a guy turned into hitler lmao
Yess!!!....😂
1:34 Randy in cartmans voice
1:33 is the correct timing
Anyone else remember the lice epidemic in 1998? I remember kids being sent home, special shampoo, people throwing their pillows away, etc.
I was born 99 so I don't remember that, but I do remember loads and loads if kids (including myself) having lice all through primary school and some even in secondary school.
They were a problem that no one really spoke about aside from our parents. My mum used to make me wash my hair with a home made shampoo that included vinegar..
@@cookiesontoast9981 Lice are rather unsavoury no matter what time period. It's weird; just the mention of them takes me back to that one period of time. I was in 3rd grade, and ironically, that was the year I started watching South Park.
@Abe Vigoda's Left Testicle It's all good. Thank God for internet. My generation was the last one before the internet totally overtook everything. When i was young, like 1 in 10 households had a computer. And i would always ask them if they had Doom. Lol. Enjoy being young. I hope and pray we can all soon experience another 90s. Another time of relative harmony, going out and playing, barbecuing with neighbors, and harmless pranks. You youngsters are to inherit a heavy torch, but I'd be glad to give you a hand.
@@Wolfdragon92584 the last sentence is kinda gay
@@alexa1591 Yeah it's cheesy huh.
0:10 At lease Clyde doesn’t die a virgin
OMG ☠️
Damn
Maybe he was born with aids or is a junkie
I'd have to lie to protect myself
Don't tell me that you had lice on your head.
I love how chill clyde is while he is literally murdering the lice on his scalp
It only looks like he is chill because of what we’re seeing. Clyde doesn’t realise how horrific it is up in his hair.
They all deserve it
Ah, good old childhood trauma. Ngl, I caught part of this episode (either my brother or my dad was channel surfing), and that scene TRAUMATIZED me man
1:23 what a great bottle to have in your bathroom "maximum killing power" HhahaXd
People don't realize how creative those scenes were
jesus the lady lice trying to keep her baby above the poison while tanking it herself so brutal 2:42
2:35 reminds me of when I go 2 a waterpark
Clyde is so underrated he needs to be in more episodes
Lol and then he has a big role in the Post Covid special
@@simpleplushtoy3064 he dies tho
@@ne0ne0n he sucks
@@simpleplushtoy3064 you sir dare to mock Cartman
An anti-lice shampoo ad before this video. That is too perfect.
I once was watching a Twitch stream of an artist who got back problems from drawing with bad posture, and guess what? I got some sort of back aid advertisement.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Clyde saying he has AIDS has got to be one of the funniest moments in cartoon history.
Better then anything Netflix has put out in the last 10 years.
I disagree. The Invader Zim movie and the furry anime Beastars are both worth watching.
@@talradlandheart6075 I’m not watching no furry anime
Netflix has been around for 10 years now?! Damn, I thought Netflix only came out around 2015-16 time. I don't remember it before then at all.
@@Flome810 anime is already gay asf and then adding furries is just embarrassing
@@Itz_CG do you even watch anime to even talk shit about it
I have no idea why I always wanted a part 2 to this.
Yes, like Travis (dad lice) hanging out in some dive bar (on a stray dog's back) months later, drinking away his sorrows after losing his wife and entire clan. His daughter could walk in with her skid row boyfriend and start a bar fight. 😅🍺
I love how the doctor says it as if he has a personal problem with lice.
Lice spread fast and can transmit diseases.
He had them as a kid! Bad cases. It drove him to medical school. He loves prescribing this shampoo.
0:14 is it just me that thought his name was clyde donovan
His last names have been Harris and Goodman before, pretty sure Donovan is his actual one though
same fr i just realized that
It was but his mum died so his dad had a new gf so its harris now
I love how it's so dramatic in Clyde's hair.
Then we have Clyde's perspective.
Every time he says KELLEH I think it is hilarious
If hadn't used the blow-dryer, he would still have a full infestation. Especially since he used the whole bottle on one go.
People should use this footage as a real commercial for Shampoo
2:43 that’s so sad how the one in the middle is holding up the baby
“Don’t look!”
Lice are rudimentary insects and not aware enough to "hold" their babys. The show is an exaggeration for comedic effect.
@@masteryoda394 Way to ruin the mood, Poindexter.🙄
@@allenharper2928 😁
@@masteryoda394 😂
I remember being like 8/9 years old when i first saw this. My mom didn't allow me to watch South Park bc she knew it wasn't an animation for children. But I didn't understand that yet and one day after school I was scrolling through the channels and stopped at South Park playing. It was this episode. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but the lice melting with the acid-like shampoo, Kelly, her arm snapping off were seared in my mind and I was scarred for life at the end of the scene😂😂😂😂 After the character was done drying his hair I remember my mom entering the living room and scolding me for watching South Park and telling me to switch channels 😂😂😂😂😂 That scene was playing in my head for weeks to come
Good old times
THE BEGINNING WAS FUNNY 🤣 this was a funny episode
Clyde:I have AIDS
Clyde Mom:What
An Apocalypse for lice is a Tuesday for Clyde
As a mother of four children all in school, I know that the shit they use to put on us when we were kids isn't really that "safe," but I miss it right about now. This whole "oil the head and then comb out everything" is killing me.
The cartman voice killed me
Quite a piece of animation work. These are put together in about a week. Amazing.
Only south park could make getting rid of headlice into a dramatic scene of horror, love it!
The lice guy is like Cartman morph into a lice because they had the same voice
Whoa
This Is One Of The Most Goriest And Brutal Moments In South Park 2:06 2:07 2:14 2:20 2:43
Along With
Chef's Death
The Victims Killed By The ManBearPig
Randy Kills Winnie The Pooh
And
Some Cruel And Brutal Deaths Of Kenny
Lice: It’s OK, we’re safe up here.
Hair dryer: Not today, ladies! 🤣
My head is itchy all of the sudden....😬
Get the RID-X ready
After watching this my hair for warm and serene.
I like how Clyde said he have aids and his mom reaction
1:19 where’s Clyde’s balls Cartman has balls
Clyde hates lice so much that he he lied and said he and AIDS 🤣
I still love how the “main character” louse just knows what’s gonna happen before it does, like he’s seen this type of movie before.
3:24 daBaby?
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The brutal way to fucking murder lice.
2:10 this is what i think happens to the germs on my hands after putting hand sanitizer
Basically yes, the germ cell is destroyed with the effect of the sanitizer.
They shouldn't have climbed as high as they did. It would have been a far less deadly fall if they stopped climbing just when they were out of reach of the shampoo.
Deadly falls don't exist for creatures that tiny. Even creatures as large as a mouse can fall from any height and not even be injured. There is a square-cube law that works in a small creature's favor, because frontal area for air drag depends on the square of your size and weight depends on the cube.
A human will fall at 100 mph which is fatal, and a mouse will fall at 17 mph, after which it can get up and walk away. An ant will fall at 4 mph, and they can run at about 3 mph, so a 4 mph fall is noting to an ant. A louse would fall even slower than that.
This episode freaked me out as a kid, actually had me feeling bad for lice
Same lmao
Why were you watching this as a kid?
Feel bad for what those creatures bite and they hurt
This episode scared the fuck out of me as a kid
2:44 Mom holding her kid from the shampoo hits me :(
You know, this was oddly satisfying.
This is a genius episode
Clyde gets rid of lice in hair at shower 1:18
I love South Park
It's been 4 years since i've seen that episode
DEAR GOD.... and that was just a skit... bravo.
"Come oan Kelle, hang oan!" 🤣🤣🤣
KELLLLLLYYYY!
You know this could be a good ad for lice exterminating shampoo
Only Matt and Trey can make me feel sorry for head lice.
wouldnt the hair lay flat when showering?
Scratches head, cheers. 🕷
That he would rather yyou thought he had aids is hillarious.
Now I don't have to wonder what my life would be like as a bug.
The voice acting for the lice in this episode is so priceless 😂
I never thought south park would make me feel sorry for lices.
I really like the way how Betsy reacts and then she gets pissed off when Clyde goes into the office
That symbol crash is so ominous 01:45
Kelly never got to see hope grow old...
1:57 out of a raid commerical 😂😂😂
Well, I'm glad to see that lice shampoo really works!
It killed (nearly) every last one of them.
Nah the fact Kenny was there dead as a lice
The lice geting desolvde is gona haunt my dreams forever
The funniest part of this is how epic the soundtrack is
I love when clyde went "SIICK 😢"
How does this show manage to make every episode within a week, but also have sequences like this
In just 4 minutes and 8 seconds South Park showed me how to lose lice more than my school did
So he didn't shampoo his hair with that stuff... but somehow got it to this scalp.
Should’ve rubbed it in.
Kelle, I was just thinking about our Bheebhe
What this episode remind me of? Oh, A Spring Break Massacre scene from Piranha 3d
The product kills: 99.99% of lice
That one lice:
The first time I saw this episode I was way too high. The climate change parallels between the lice and humanity were very well done and the shampoo scene freaked me out a bit 😂.
"KYAMON KELLEH!"
Heads off to wikipedia to find out if lice only have one babeh...
“For the Baby” 😂
I just noticed the bottle says "Kills Instantly Lice & Their Eggs" instead of "Kills Lice & Their Eggs Instantly".
0:09 If some kid seid that i call to policr
I love how its just a bunch of cartmanns screaming
This is what I imagine everytime I put advantage flea medicine on my cat.
lices appond capades initmate counter
Am i a psycho for enjoying and even smiling to their dying agonizing screams and melting bodies?
look at me im so quirky for forcing a smile at a cartoon about lice dying 😝😝
Okay, this clip came with an actual lice treatment advertisement. TH-cam is getting good with their algorithms.
I remember I had lice in junior high
I had severe lice problems all through my early teens, I genuinely hope this is what they went through, I object to their entire species being allowed to live
And I'm sure they object to your very existence.
@@tombailey837 not really they need our hair to live
@@Walker-ow7vj Species feed off of other species. That's not exactly anything new
@@tombailey837 yes yes I understand the different type of animal relationships I’m just asking why would lice object to us if they literally need us to survive
@@Walker-ow7vj Do not try to reason with a lice defender, they are a traitor to their own kind