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The Wayans Brothers are SO FREAKING GOOD. They deserve better. This movie still holds up amidst the racial tensions of 2020 because of how clever they were with the writing.
5:10 Fun fact: in the latinamerican dubbing, the actor who voiced Kevin is the same who voiced Shrek, so, on this joke, the actor spoke like Shrek in order to get the reference...
My favourites: ‘We had our knees done’ ‘Pulling a Winona’ The “Miss Wilson” song “MOVE BITCH!” “I’m so freakin pissed. I’m gonna have a BF. She’s gonna have a Bitch Fit” “Looking like freakin Shrek” “Yo momma’s so old; her breast milk is powered”. “Yo. Hold my poodle. Hold my poodle” “You were thinking it; yeah but you said it” ‘A Thousand Miles’ “MC Hammer broke!” ‘It’s not just a bag; it’s Prada’ “Slow up on those cosmos” When her hair gets stuck to her lipstick. Didn’t anyone tell you this was an all white party?!
Yeah, it's sad how easily people get offended, I actually see the original movie, as a role reversal, of when white people dressed up as black people in theatre.
@@bluemonk44 Maybe they can bc black face was used to demean and dehumanize black people, but maybe with satirical comedy, it could be used as a comedy trope rather than a discriminatory trope
The most impressive thing about this list is how the moments from number 6 to number 3 all take place in just one scene... THAT'S how you know how awesome and iconic the movie is!
"Yo hold my poodle" The whole movie is filled with golden quotable lines :) my daughter and I watch it at least once a month and we quote it almost daily lol
Dude. I've always loved the "Omg Britney! Well you were thinking it. Yeah but you said it" and the "Triple T, K A. Time To Totally Kick Ass" that voice they say it in 😂
Some of my favorites not on this list: - "We're just shaving our feet, okay?" - "And braiding our vaginas." - "Fine! Sold! To the big black guy, right there. Step right up and claim your prize." - "What a beautiful, sunny day. Oh, my God. What happened to the sun?" - "Easy, white chocolate. I wouldn't want you to melt." - "Yeah. Hasta la vista, Schwarzenegro." - The entire scene where Kevin and Marcus, as Brittany and Tiffany, meet Karen, Lisa, and Tori for the first time. -- "Oh, I know. You just had a birthday." -- "Total fire sign." -- "Collagen." -- "You're lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z." -- "We got our knees done." - "Have you ever had oysters? Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac. **slurps oyster** Sorry. My tongue's kinda big. **continues slurping/licking oyster**" "Girl, we going to need some backup. Girl, call NayNay and LaQuanda. Tell them to bring the Vaseline and the straight razors. These bitches are on some other shit!"
One of the best movies.. I don't know man it's just awesome. The lines, the characters, the plot.. Masterpiece of humor. Back then they knew how to make movies
"Oh you hokers didn't think this is over" "And you are falling asleep... MARCUS, MARCUS" "What a beautiful chocalate men" Some of the missing from comment section. It's going to be 20 years in 3 years time but i still can't stop watch White Chicks. THANK YOU to the Wayans bros for entertaining us. I do want a part two but with the world we live in today, everything will be cancelled. Sad
"I can't believe you just said that!" "Say what?" "The n-word?" "So? No-one's around!" "Yah!" I remember watching this part at the cinema when the movie first came out. We didn't know whether to laugh or go mad.
I like the part where Marcus runs into the bathroom and yells "Move Bitch!" the first time we saw that we laughed for like 5 mnts straight 😂🤣😂 first time is always the best time
"Hold my poodle!" First time I heard that line I cried from laughter. I'm so glad this movie wouldn't be part of the remakes list. If they tried they would ruin the fun.
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I love that movie. It is so good. The list is so good
Well Ms Mojo I dont have a favorite
Quote from the movie I like it all.
Time 2:18PM Thurs 9/24/20
my fave quote from this movie is YO hold my poodle hold my poodle
Racist 😂
@F-zero91maru fine for you
"omg what happened to the sun?" "Easy white chocolate. I wouldn't want you to melt" lmaoooo
It’s snowflake but it was a funny quote
My favorite quote is “I got off the surgery table lookin like freakin Shrek”😭🤣
Maretta Howlingwolf
I dont have a favorite quote
All of them are funny.
Time 2:20PM Thurs 9/24/20
Neddy Constant Yahh u right but tha part made me hella laugh😂
@@neddyconstant5816 why do you add the date?
It's funnier in the Latin American dub because how voices Kevin also dubbed Shrek
Maretta Howlingwolf yess same
U forgot one more which was: " Once u go black, u gonna need a wheel chair" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
@@mjvybz 🤣🤣🤣
Lol damn
@@noemistephanie93 🤣🤣
Lol
This movie is why I have sense of humor
Amén to that!!!
My friends and I made our advisor put this on in Drama Club when we couldn't get Star Wars to stream right. We all nearly peed ourselves.
Fr fr😂😂😂😂
Same
"I'm gonna have a B.F.!!"
"You were thinking it, yeah but you said it."
I remember in high school because we can't use cuse words, I would say this lol
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
I am SO. FRICKIN. PISSED
“A-Yo! HOLD MY POODLE! HOLD MY POODLE!!”
"I said hold my poodle!"
Yes! The best quote.
Lol I love that line
I nearly choked on my ramen when they said that 😂
I'm here for that line
“Dear....mr....Royal....Hampton” 😂😂😂 that’s an unmentioned classic 😂
I AM A WHITE WOMAN IN…AMERICA😂
“A Thousand Miles” is the eternal favourite.
Pierre Buie II TERRY CREWS GROOVING TO THAT SONG IS ICONIC.
F-zero91maru 😂
Vanessa Carlton is probably still living off the residual income checks for that ONE song! I’d love to see what those royalty checks look like 😂
Iconic.
And crazy in love!
My ALL TIME favorite quote is "that's not a dog, that's family." Lol. Gets me everytime.
Why have a countdown when you can just show the whole movie?
I mean, I'm down for the whole movie🙌🏽😆
very that
The Wayans Brothers are SO FREAKING GOOD. They deserve better. This movie still holds up amidst the racial tensions of 2020 because of how clever they were with the writing.
My fav ones are "its mother time" and
"its tina the talking tummy"
Terry Crews singing A Thousand Miles is truly iconic! Plus I laugh every time with “it’s not just a bag, it’s Prada”.
“Yo! Hold my poodle! Hold my poodle.”
BEST.
Ok guys... you know the words!
5, 6, 7, 8..... "MAKIN MAH WAY DOWNTOWN.... "
Walking fast faces past and I'm homebound
(Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuuuh)
"what a beautiful chocolate man" is my favourite line 🤣
5:10 Fun fact: in the latinamerican dubbing, the actor who voiced Kevin is the same who voiced Shrek, so, on this joke, the actor spoke like Shrek in order to get the reference...
It was priceless
Yeah I remember that!! 😂😂😂
I was laughing really hard 😂😂
*"Didn't somebody tell you it was all white party"*
The Most cracking quote for me
My favorite quote is “ayo, you tryna look at my lumps?? I’ll pull of my G-string and handle mine! 👊🏾 “
😂😂
I love that “yo, Hold my poodle!” Line!! 😂
My favourites:
‘We had our knees done’
‘Pulling a Winona’
The “Miss Wilson” song
“MOVE BITCH!”
“I’m so freakin pissed. I’m gonna have a BF. She’s gonna have a Bitch Fit”
“Looking like freakin Shrek”
“Yo momma’s so old; her breast milk is powered”.
“Yo. Hold my poodle. Hold my poodle”
“You were thinking it; yeah but you said it”
‘A Thousand Miles’
“MC Hammer broke!”
‘It’s not just a bag; it’s Prada’
“Slow up on those cosmos”
When her hair gets stuck to her lipstick.
Didn’t anyone tell you this was an all white party?!
"The deception!"🤣
I thought I was the only one that found the “MOVE BITCH” funny 🤣🤣🤣
“You are not..WHITE? Oh the deception!” 🤣
The betrayal, Negro please 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie is about stereotypes from all races and kind of people. Loved it❤️ it was hilarious 😆
F-zero91maru yes or a little later. Why?
F-zero91maru omg no lolll it would make the biggest scandal 🤪
F-zero91maru it was another times 😌
If this movie was made nowdays, everyone would be offended or consider the movie insulting.
Ain't that the truth
They are making a white chicks 2 so I can't wait to see how many Karen's get offended
Yeah, it's sad how easily people get offended, I actually see the original movie, as a role reversal, of when white people dressed up as black people in theatre.
@@phantom-crow
Where did u get the info they are doing
A White Chicks 2. Where?
I read last year Marlon denied that.
Time 2:25PM Thurs 9/24/20
@TheRapper10000
Iam a woman I dont have a problem
With it.
Time 2:36PM Thurs 9/24/20
The One where she eats too much Quiche and
The dance club scene was also Hilarious.
So many funny moments so little time!
Forgot “That’s not a dog, that’s family. Hey there cousin!” 😂
“ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMMYYY!”
and 'Backfat Betty' lmao
"wHiTe ChIcKs Is OfFeNsIvE bEcAuSe It'S wHiTe FaCe"
- Karens and Emilys
Too bad that you can't do it the other way around 😞 that'd be funny
@@bluemonk44 Maybe they can bc black face was used to demean and dehumanize black people, but maybe with satirical comedy, it could be used as a comedy trope rather than a discriminatory trope
Get over yourself
Emily is a thing now?
You mean susans
"Yo, Hold my poodle!" Me: looks at dog, it's not even a poodle, its a Pomeranian. That killed me! 🤣😂
I'm today's year old when I got this joke. The movie just took a whole new level🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most impressive thing about this list is how the moments from number 6 to number 3 all take place in just one scene... THAT'S how you know how awesome and iconic the movie is!
Terry Crews is an underrated comic genius.
DANI S IKR?!
"Yo hold my poodle"
The whole movie is filled with golden quotable lines :) my daughter and I watch it at least once a month and we quote it almost daily lol
"Where did he get the powder?" Um they had to make their hands match the masks skin tone so they had to cover their hands in make up/powder lol.
Dude. I've always loved the "Omg Britney! Well you were thinking it. Yeah but you said it"
and the "Triple T, K A. Time To Totally Kick Ass" that voice they say it in 😂
None like him! White Chicks the Baddest Movie in the earlier 2000s indeed.
Ahh The Wayans Brothers.
Thank you!! MISS Mojo
Abso-freaking-lutely!!! No matter how many times I watch movie I end up in rotflmao mode
Before everyone got super serious, full of themselves, and offended by everything; sometimes movies were made to be vapidly silly.
I just watched White Chicks a few minutes ago still 😂😂😂😂 hilarious and funny
"You wanna talk about moootheeer!" 🤣🤣🤣
"Top 10 Reasons Why Wanda Should Divorce Cosmo"
Really?
Oooooooh I can make that list for ya lol
And top 10 reasons Timmy should leave his parents and leave dimsdale
That girl who did those bad yo mama jokes has a karen haircut
“Dr. Phil?! Oprah?! Somebody help me!”
Some of my favorites not on this list:
- "We're just shaving our feet, okay?"
- "And braiding our vaginas."
- "Fine! Sold! To the big black guy, right there. Step right up and claim your prize."
- "What a beautiful, sunny day. Oh, my God. What happened to the sun?"
- "Easy, white chocolate. I wouldn't want you to melt."
- "Yeah. Hasta la vista, Schwarzenegro."
- The entire scene where Kevin and Marcus, as Brittany and Tiffany, meet Karen, Lisa, and Tori for the first time.
-- "Oh, I know. You just had a birthday."
-- "Total fire sign."
-- "Collagen."
-- "You're lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z."
-- "We got our knees done."
- "Have you ever had oysters? Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac. **slurps oyster** Sorry. My tongue's kinda big. **continues slurping/licking oyster**"
"Girl, we going to need some backup. Girl, call NayNay and LaQuanda. Tell them to bring the Vaseline and the straight razors. These bitches are on some other shit!"
One of the best movies.. I don't know man it's just awesome.
The lines, the characters, the plot..
Masterpiece of humor. Back then they knew how to make movies
I could rewatch this movie all over again and again and again...
Me and my mom always quote: “ dr. Phil Oprah somebody help me “ 😂😂😂
The YO MAMA JOKES ARE AWESOME. Iconic.
🗣️ *"Hold my poodle 🐩!! I'll pull up my G-String and handle mine, I handle mine"* 😂😂💯
My fave quote is "oopsie I done a poopsie"
I KNOW! He just walks around with powder in case the need arises for a “your momma’s so old…” joke? Lol 😂
2000: I'm gonna have a bf
2020: I'm gonna gave a Karen/Emily
i love when one of them says yo hold my poodle hold my poodle
3:40 “And poor Kevin has no idea how to handle the situation.” Honestly though, who would?
So we just gonna ignore “you’re not white” 😭😭
I was looking for this comment
You really killed this countdown by talking over ALL OF THEM!
The sad thing is, a movie like this cold not be made in today’s climate.
This movie was gold it absolutly had me laughing in tears almost the entire time and not alot of comedy movie can do that to me
Such an amazing movie. I can't believe it's turning 20 this year.
Sadly they can't make great comedy like this anymore.
I gotta go watch it now.
"Buffy The White Girl Slayer" 😂😂🤣🤣
Hold my poodle was my favorite. I could watch that scene over and over.
"TRIPLE T, K, A"
"Time to Totally Kick Ass!"
OMG! White Chicks is classic now! It might’ve been one of the best “it’s so bad it’s good” movies ever! It hilarious af. 😂😂😂😂
I love the dressing room scene. A beautiful chocolate man is my favorite quote
'I can taste the leather!' 🤣🤣🤣. That whole scene is hilarious!
The humor in this movie is the reason why it’s one of my favorite movies
"Oh you hokers didn't think this is over"
"And you are falling asleep... MARCUS, MARCUS"
"What a beautiful chocalate men"
Some of the missing from comment section. It's going to be 20 years in 3 years time but i still can't stop watch White Chicks. THANK YOU to the Wayans bros for entertaining us. I do want a part two but with the world we live in today, everything will be cancelled. Sad
YES!!!! OMG, *white chicks* remains one of my favorite movies and I agree with the list AND the order!!! 🤣😂🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Omg, "a thousand miles" What a trip back in time!
My favorite quote “Hey Yo Do That Again and I’m gonna bust! Bust into Tears” “What A Beautiful Chocolate Man Hahaha”
"I can't believe you just said that!"
"Say what?"
"The n-word?"
"So? No-one's around!"
"Yah!"
I remember watching this part at the cinema when the movie first came out. We didn't know whether to laugh or go mad.
Come on let’s be honest... this whole movie is GOLD
Chocolate man.
A guilty pleasure movie. Its so bad but its hilarious.
But chocolate is sweet.
My friends hate when we all watch this movie because I quote the entire movie. I have NO SHAME.
I like the part where Marcus runs into the bathroom and yells "Move Bitch!" the first time we saw that we laughed for like 5 mnts straight 😂🤣😂 first time is always the best time
This is still one of my favorite "I need fricking good laugh" movies. Some of the most quotable lines in movie history.
Fav is “oh we were cloned!” 🤣
I’m having a B.F. towards 2020. Lol
Same.
Love this comment lol watching this video made me remember why I loved saying B.F.
well trick video msmojo, the whole movie is quotable. honestly i know almost every single line in this movie. such a classic ☺️
"Hold my poodle!"
First time I heard that line I cried from laughter. I'm so glad this movie wouldn't be part of the remakes list. If they tried they would ruin the fun.
"are you telling me your..."
"A man, yes"
"Not white!"
"Look I'm an undercover fbi agen..."
"NEgRo please."
My favorite is
Jeez lady all that for a bag
it's not just a bag it's prada🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mojo: white chicks wouldn't work today
Also mojo: aaayyy lmao
I love this movie so much, I watched it when I was younger and it’s still the funniest movie I’ve ever seen
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. It's the Beverly Ho-Billies!
My favorite movie 😂❤️. My favorite quote is “sorry honey I don’t eat sushi, strictly beef uhhahaha” lmao
* After the Shamu rant *
“Let me get you some professional help-you need professional help!”
“OK! OK!” 😭
“Dr. Phil?! Oprah, somebody help me!!”
when they said " double T KA, time to kick ass" i lost it !! LMAO
FUN FACT: 3:05 the brunette girl, Jennifer Carpenter she was the possessed girl from The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
“50 thousand dollars... cash...sold to the big black guy come up and claim ur prize” lol
Ay yo, hold my poodle!! Bruh 😭😭
Buffy the white girl slayer.. My god can't!🤣🤣🤣🤣
SOMEBODY THROW SHAMU BACK IN THE OCEAN! WHOOOOOO!
I would just like to commend the narrator for a great job! It seems that she genuinely enjoys this! 💕
"IM SO FREAKIN PISSED" I luv it so much
My favorite quote is Yo hold my poodle 🐩 lol 😂
"IT'S TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!"
This movie just never gets old
"Hi I'm cellulite Sally, look at mah huge Badonkey!!"🤣🤣🤣
My fave quote is you not wearing the right underwear lol lol
2:00 nailed it 😂😂😂😂