Finding The Worst Grand Strategy Games On Steam
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So this time on finding terrible steam games we're checking out map games! It was probably the worst grand strategy games I've ever found, personally I've never been so angered by the state of Delaware.
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10:55, iSorrows has 2 hours in the famous grand strategy game "Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme"
LULW
He should play Gender Bender DNA Twister at 500k.
Please no
Lol he can’t return it
You know, I noticed that, thought I saw something I didn't, went back and paused the video but nope, he actually has that game...
And he's played it.
I have no words, other than that I'm 100% on board with forcing him at sword point to play that game and record at 500K...That and I still to this day don't remember why the fuck I watched every episode of a youtuber play that game...
>Grand strategy Games
>>>Literally half the video is a geography quiz
The Grand Strategy part of this video will come as a DLC 🤣🤣🤣
At least there somehow still was annexation to be had.
You mad?
I love how the most expensive bundles of "grand strategy" on Steam are:
1. All of Activison games2. All of Eidos games3. One Paradox game
wonder what the full paradox collection would cost
@@brandemon6667 if anyone brought it Paradox would be able to release a full game with no dc🤣
I'm glad I got CK2 + the DLC bundle when it was on sale during a charity event for $15
@@autisonm STONKS
When i was younger i bought all dlc for ck2 god do i regret it since i only have 3000+ hrs
Well, theoretically you could claim these games as a work expense for tax purposes
Can we also theoretically sue ISP for emotional distress he caused us by playing these games?
Austin Gray sadly no, we have the terrible option of watching them and nobody is forcing us
@@Ashathefree8 if you sue him in the US and he decides he hates himself and shows up, there is a slight chance it won't be thrown out of court and you can sue and lose.
In sane countries, no
You can't claim luxuries as work expenses or pretty much anything you would use for personal use. Like how you can't claim on a car, but you can on a van, because (At least to HMRC) vans are for working, not pleasure. And if you claim petrol, you have to keep a detailed list of how many miles toy drove for work and how many you drove for personal reasons to see the percentage you can claim.
Another example is that you can't claim taking clients out to dinner or other entertainments against your tax bill but you can claim taking employees out to dinner.
tl:dr Tax man likes having your money, he doesn't like giving it back.
@@bobsickle2336 You can claim expenses as long as they are used in the course of earning an income. Since his TH-cam Channel is a source of income, these games are business expenses. Source: actually took taxes in college and am an accountant.
If you don’t do Banat and March of the Eagles, I will send you to the ranch
Oh shit
Thanks kim jong-un, very cool!
More like ram ranch
Very Cool! :)
@@mr.commentator6055 he will eat his ass
Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator....... you know you want to
It shall be done my lord.
Yeah. I actually pirated it once. It‘s quite funny for one playthrough. But don‘t expect more.
Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme is my favourite grand strategy game
I remember when that game got through Greenlight.
I like Geography Quiz.
Can you play commander babes since BO refuses
You need to buy Train Simulator with all dlc (bet you are poor after that)
sumo 100 yes
I played that game for far too long
It’s like £20 for a train line 😂
Well, I mean he does make his viewers pay him.
I can see Geography Quiz getting Game of the Year easily. Still can’t beat Super Mario Bros. 2 though
5:34 that all I need from this videos, ISP mentioning one of mine favorite band Slipknot
Mark Baldwin It's my fav band too and I fliped out when he mentioned them lol. Metal is taking over the world!
Yeah that was kinda (sic)
The “Dark Continent” has two meanings.
The fact that the game is called "Imperialism" makes this even funnier.
"Finding the most cancerous Grand Strategy channel on TH-cam"
*Daddy's back, gravy babies!*
"Oh, here it is!"
ui forgott we were his gravy baby
@@AxxLAfriku ok boomer
@@AxxLAfriku jfc youre here?
We all know the best strategy game:
March of the Eagles
Imperator Rome is better
Beating Napoleon as Tripoli-Portugal has never felt so good.
The original Imperialism game was a free GameMaker game for a game jam. Good times.
iSorrow makes the Muslim Federation great again
Say subhanallah
He's going to make the
Muslim
International
Liberation
Front
Great again
@@jerrymartin7019 I see what you did there
But it was never great...
@@jerrymartin7019 hehe
“Uh, Maine. Uh... it’s somewhere over here, right?” **highlighting Northeastern states with cursor**
**clicks every state in the Northeast except Maine**
There are three degrees of freedom when rotating an object. Clicking and dragging lets you control two of them (you know, since dragging the mouse is 2D). Usually, you make it so that those degrees of freedom map to, say, pitch and yaw. That globe is what happens when you hate your users and just have it drag whatever piece of the globe is facing you.
"All I know is Slipknot Iowa"
'Muricans:
"Triggered"
Metalhead bros:
Holy Maccaroni a clever metal boi
Being a resident of Delaware, I can confirm that this is the most attention that we have ever received.
same
“Just like that, monetization’s gone, THANKS MISSISSIPPI!!!” ISP -2019
Play the worst dating sims!
PRC: *Sees isorrow finding Taiwan*
Also PRC: *deletes isorrow the same way TH-cam deletes Isorrowproductions videos.*
iSorrowProductions: Iowa. All I know about Iowa is Slipknot is from there...
Me: Does ISP like Slipknot, when my money hits my account that's free money to ISP
Those map games with the little figures are actually AGEod games, they're actually really fucking deep and detailed strategy games. AGEod's American Civil war is a fucking ace game. I've never got to play the sequel though. But they have one on the Russian Civil War, which I'd totally say is video worthy if you'd bother learning it @iSorrowproductions
You still colonize the norther edge of Congo. There should be a achievement in the game "Imperialism: The dark Continent" that says " No Belgian hands on Congo". If you colonize a single province in Congo, then the game will say "Belgian Lives Don't matter". Please tell the developers to make DLC( it should cost 10 million).
For just a fraction of a second as he looked at the removed visual novel it could be seen that ISP owns Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, so basically what I'm trying to say is when's the video coming out?
"Trains of the Orient," I must say I think I'm having a flashback to ISP trying to explain to his doctor how he developed RSI from building railroads in Russia.
Im a simple man i see new isorrwowproductions video i start farting uncontrollably
......that is an unusual response to a video.....have you seen your doctor?
This dude just spent 7 minutes and 30 seconds literally playing a geography map game.
This is the content we needed.
Play Gender Bender DNA twister extreme at 500k pls!
Hey play Equestria at War it is way too good for a pony mod
Lorenzo Pagani he played it a long time ago but the video’s gone I think. The mod has come a long way since then tho
@@BallinBubblegum exactly why I want to see him play it again. I wanna see him react to the likes of Beakolini and the Acturian order
@@l0lLorenzol0l antonino proletarino
"I'm in Australia and everything is upside-down"
So basically it's normal for once?
Wait i have seen this somewhere else.
*ISP nervously looks at Alex while sweating*
Play the original Blitzkrieg ! Iso-3D for the win !
(and you can nearly do a "artillery only" campaign with Soviet Union)
Forget Banat, isorrow needs to play gender bender dna twister extreme at 500k!
Moves to Australia and everything is upside down.
Game checks out
March of the Eagles but artillery only
Watching a brit try to find maine is the saddest thing I've seen in awhile
Greenland has a huge amount of resources that Denmark isn't using, and the us has a military base there, it makes perfect sense to buy it
So glad I now know that ISP was born in 1967 and is currently 52 (9:00).
As a Maylander I think we should just get rid of Delaware’s statehood and give it to Maryland, and I’m glad there’s a game out there supporting our cause
Only 360p? i will watch it anyway but you know. 360p
Mikołaj Gawroński I have 1080p
I got 360p as well
@@aidenlaurie9341 me too but my pc broken af
Yooo I’m impressed you know the general vicinity of Vermont, when I tell new people where I’m from more often than not I get a blank stare lol
2:42
Me: yes my country let se if he does it Right
Isorrow: edit it out...
If you want a slow, painful game, play Stronghold Kingdoms. It's fast paced at the beginning, but without premium it's like attempting to paddle a rowboat with 8 people in it with only one hand.
In 2 days it's the 1 year anniversary of artillery only
When he says he’s seen Delaware in games like hoi4, but Delaware isn’t a province in hoi4 😂
That bit about Delaware is now the longest any non-Delawarean has talked about Delaware on record. Well done.
Have you heard of Killian Experience?
@@Flynnius Yep, in that gag though, he only used it as a gag that he brought up at the start and the end very briefly, so together I don't think he talked about it longer than ISP did here.
*insert march of the eagles joke
Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme at 500k
That has to be the most air time my home State of Delaware has ever gotten.
This is about the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since the sadly removed Despacito one.
The second game feels like a numberticking game like Imperator rome. Only it hasn't got enough numbers.
I am immensely disappointed that ISP did not play TRAINS OF THE ORIENT in order to regain my respect ISP must play this gem of a game at or by 480k pm do this ISP i will su
Not only the British flag isn't accurate but also, according to the game both Germany and Italy became united in 1871, while Italian unity already happened 10 years before, the colonization mod for Hearts of Iron 4 is just better
You win the wars by hurling gold and ducats at the enemies face until they are black and blue from getting pelted dodgeball style.
"I don't know where Utah is". Neither do we, really. Not even people from Utah.
9:00 ISorrow is 52 years old confirmed.
ISorrowProductions x Legend of total war campaign when?
At 500k do Danko and treasure map!
How did I find this in my recommendations if on the thumbnail it said not recommended?
Man, I'm surprised that Ironside hammer isn't broken with how many times it's been hit.
2:51 Ouch
Uruguayan here
Ya se, debería de haber clickeado mas a la izquierda
You got iowa on the first guess, your reward is that if you every need to flee from any aggressor you can seek protection in a corn field and exit with completely incognito.
With every upload Isorrow gets more metal. Keep on metalhead.
Even though he does mostly strategy games, he is still a very sarcastic, humorous person.
Slip knot is literally the only good thing to come from Iowa. Everything else is corn, soy and depression.
you need to play Make America Great Again: The Trump Presidency.
its 2.99 on steam and the best game I have ever played in my live
@Hirsebrei Does that game allow you to purchase Greenland from a certain non-existent country?
The geography quiz was SO much more exciting
No lie, im kinda impressed you knew where so many countries were.
You combined with Drew I feel im slowly becoming a fucking geography teacher
Play the first edition of every paradox game series, Eu1, Vic1, Hoi1 etc
To be fair to Wars of Napoleon and Civil War 2: same developer.
I like when ISP tours Steam games.
SLIPKNOT HELL YEAAAAAH IOWA BEST ALBUM GUUUUUUH!!!!!
500k subs we see your game library and your hours on them.
Where the 360p Boyes at?
Delaware: *exists*
Dutch: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Maryland: Hold my beer.
I need that visual novel, Guilty Summer Kiss. For... research.
I got CK2 and all of its major DLC for $15
Friendship ended with coolmathgames, now geography quiz is my new friend.
I'm fairly certain that geography quiz game is actually a mobile application
3D Ultra Minigolf Adventures?
Damnit, ISP, first the Yogscast and now Rooster Teeth? You almost stepped on Geoff's toes.
Its a joy watching him try to find us states.
10:51 “Similar to games you have played” Hmmmmm
life has been hard for all 4 of us delawarean isp fans since the Marylander invasion
6:07 when he said my state 😍
8:19 When You Miserably Fail And Say It Was The Game:
When are you doing the FeedBackGaming No Oil Challenge?
Play Wolfenstein Youngblood, its like instant soup except the fact it is instant pain.
Poor Delaware. We always get mistaken for Maryland
Bruh, I had the 3D golf game for Xbox 360. I played the shit out of that. Thank you for bringing those memories back
when are you doing the feedbackgaming no oil challenge
"Iowa, all I know is Slipknot is from Iowa"
iSorrow confirmed Maggot.
My legs went numb watching this vide. Thank you Mr.iSorrowproductions
"Grand strategy"
You mean painting the map simulator?
Keep fighting the good fight isorrowproductions defeat that evil
ISP
When a geography quiz is grand strategy
Oh.
It's time to redownload it.
Actually this games are surprisingly better than imperator rome.