I'm going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. Fans of Professor Tolkien have patently rejected the rings of power. The trilogy is all that truly matters. Star Wars fans have been teased and abused to the point where they can't even watch the original trilogy with joy.
Correct. Star Wars as a whole is ruined for me. The prequels were bad, but after the most recent movies and shows, I genuinely cannot even watch the originals
@@benisboop God man I watch the Prequel Trilogy with a sad nostalgia that I can't believe. I almost walked out of AoTC in the theater, now I consider it to be high art.
The prequals where a Masterpeice compared to the shite they are making now. Star Wars is like a mangled corpse that Disney keep weeling out on stage and pretending its alive.
It is true that Hollywood needed an earthquake to change some inertias, and change really did happen. But now the massive excesses of Wokism, as with any ideology will be trimmed. We will be left with more women, more non whites having a way open to show the little or much talent they may have, we will get used to see the whole nation more represented in Hollywood at all levels, but certainly bad acting, bad scripts, blatant political statements disguised as new characters will lead Hollywood to lose the only thing they really care about: money, tons of it. For the show to go on the audiences will have to put all these political manipulations, all these antiwestern pamphlets in their right place, as it is happening with the movies presented here and many others that people have massively and rightfully rejected. It will help that even by many by people theoretically represented by Wokism don't want to see crap disguised as representativity and "inclusion". Yes, enough is enough, and the needed changes, which didn't start with Wokism by the way, will stay and all the BS will be legitimately send in the trash can of cinema history.
@@michaelrae9599 Pfui! The left creates more havoc and pain on any given day than any month of the right’s making. You throw that unChristian stuff around pretty freely; perhaps you should say it to your mirror, fellow.👎🏻👹
@@frompyramid5twoprojects925 White people have basically created the majority of what you’re using today, even as a world minority but yeah, go off. The fact you’re even on here to express this imbecility, is due to white people.
Woke = anti-Caucasian, anti-traditional family, and anti-western civilization. But you probably already knew that and are just being difficult for the lolz.
Modern day Oscars are rigged to give best awards for most politically correct movies and actors, so thats why modern day Oscars are not worth watching.
Having paid zero attention to any of these films, I was so happily entertained by these awards. Since there is no merit based writing, producing, directing or acting in Tinseltown at this stage of its devolution, you can only expect ineptitude, incompetence and failure at the box-office. The mass insanity that is wokeness has no other direction than to fail miserably while eating its young.
I can proudly say I never watched any of the movies or shows in this video. I feel great relief knowing I dodged many cultural bullets by not wasting a penny, or a minute of time on degenerate woke trash.
@@j-mc5201 Hollywood has become the cool kid from high school that never grew up and still thinks they are cool so they go to the high school reunion expecting to be worshipped once again but instead of realizing that how they were then is no longer interesting now, they just continue to say "remember when..." and then fart on the principal bc they did it at the prom and it garnered attention but really everyone finds them as the annoying losers they used to mock in the past
Okay really though, how did you forget the abominable Halo rape series on Paramount+? I mean, you could write a small font book as thick as a phone book about everything wrong with that series.
The good thing about Jussie Smollett's incident is that the person who planned and executed his attack was in the end tried and found guilty. It's nice to know that sometimes there is still justice in the world. I'm sure that brings a tear to Jussie's eye.
Thank you for pointing out just how bad juicy smoletee act was. 100% he would have happily sent 2 innocent men to prison and lied on the stand. That is where the real evil of his plan comes out.
Bobby Coltrane was a treasure of an actor. Knowing that the most idiotic controversy of all time got to him even in his death makes me really lose all of what's left of my faith in humanity. We clearly can't recognise the good from the bad anymore.
It was nice to see at least one of the Harry Potter actors appreciate the positive impact that JK’s work has made instead of those ingrates who don’t recognize the gift they were given to be in those timeless movies.
@@josephbrown9685 I mean yeah, those ingrates that JK Rowling constantly pushes to legislate them away. Damn trans people upset at a massive transphobe who funs politicians that have the goal of simply ending trans peoples existence. They should shut up, stay in the closet and out of sight and just enjoy their wizard movies and games, most of which are just mid.
@@AxenfonKlatismrek u think JK said something extremely radical, like "women have ovaries". Could you imagine such a wild concept? Loads of people went mental and tried to ruin her because Internet. Apparently Robbie spoke to her so now they hate HIM too, and celebrated his death. How loving the far-left is(!)
I liked your comment instead of the person who copied you a month later and somehow got 400+ likes. That's basically Hollywood nowadays. Copy something made before, make it worse and sell 400+ tickets. But then, only for them to say we are the problem and that we should embrace the ignorance and racism on the other side.
That moment for me was, one day, eating lunch at a pub in Burbank, while ease dropping on a director telling the people he was with about the project he was making with great excitement, I found myself impressed with his passion... only to suddenly realize his project was a porno.
Congratulations to all the winners, but I must say they are very lucky this award show took place before Cleopatra aired which probably would have taken most of the awards
This is quite possibly the best written, wittiest, gem of a video production I've seen for a long, long time. 23:57 . . . . "Like a swarm of Irish accented locusts" . . . . had me in fits of laughter, comedy gold right there my frined.
I dont even understand how the rings of power had such huge budgets per episode when 99% of the entire show is just actors sitting around talking to eachother.
true, but i hope we're not replacing one extremist politics for another such as calling things woke when it might not be eg indiana jones 5, all the far right channels said its woke when no alarm bells went off, and their logic was they replaced the idiot from the transformers movie i.e man to woman, made it woke, i hated him, his a terrible actor and him swinging on cgi vines in indiana jones 4 was terrible, he SHOULD be replaced
@@STOP_FAKENEWS Dawg, EVERYTHING is woke now... By that I mean everything gets called "woke" even when it's literally just "gay character in cartoon exist... nothing else, just mention they like boys but is boy at one point... doesn't really matter, simply exists.". It's so fucking stupid, whatever "extremist politics" are going on in Hollywood is no where near as bad as some dipshit screaming "HOLLYWOKE!" unironically. Trust me bro, everything that you like that's post Ghost Busters 2016 is actually super woke SJW Liberal ID/pol propaganda gay agenda to turn kids trans and also make them aware of climate change. My fucking Xbox made a sleep mode to save power, THAT'S TOO WOKE!!!!
And the fact that all African slaves were captured by fellow Africans. I’m not saying the white slave buyers weren’t a huge part of the problem, which echoes all the way up the line. I just wonder why the facts of Africa wide slavery, which fueled the western slave trade, is never talked about. Like black on black killings is never mentioned by blm. It’s all so strange
I'm sorry that equality makes you uncomfortable, but that's just too damn bad. We're not going to drag this country backward for your comfort. Go tell the Feelings Police about it.
I'm glad that brain dead people can co-op other people's messages and make them mean whatever they want. I'm glad to know that the crushing wheel that makes you feel so hopeless, so impotent, and so easy to piss off in the face of changing social structures, is just getting started. Too ta looo!
It's all fiction, fiction, and fiction. So what if they portray men as incompetent fools, anyone who sees reality knows it's rubbish, anyone who understands history knows it's garbage. Educate the young men to be well read and informed about real events, real historical understanding. They can then laugh at this trash, as a lot of older men do!
Met Robbie Coltrane in an Edinburgh swimming pool when I was about 10. Didn’t really know who he was but my dad did and asked for a photo. He could have agreed and left immediately, or said he didn’t want a photo taking in what I now realise is a bit of a weird situation. Instead he happily waited for my dad to run and grab his camera then spent 15 minutes just chatting to me and my dad. Just an all round great human being.
So sad we lost this wonderful man & character but we are stuck with the likes of amber turd and strong woke "Quaines" 🤮🤬😡.. Once these movie companies lose enough money we will get normal movies again... I have to hope because the alternative I cannot bear! 😊
I only watched The Witcher and The Wheel of Time. While I still got some enjoyment out of The Witcher due to Henry Cavill, I was in wide eyed shock at looking at the train wreck that is The Wheel of Time.
Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, truly an amazing actor, just about everything I've ever seen him play in, I just was automatically drawn to his character
He just always seemed like truly an amazing person too. I know he really cared about the kids while they were filming and every time I've seen an interview with him, he seemed so humble and genuine.
Although Jessie Smoller did fake an attack on himself in an attempt to feather his career he should at least be given credit for hiring black actors for traditionally white roles. That joke killed me!!! :)
While we commend his efforts for expanding the roles available to actors of colour, we felt that two Nigerian bodybuilders did not make for very convincing White Supremacists.
Man you talk like a poet, so it rimes. Your presentation brought me tears. Tears of proud, but also bitter tears for the brave, honest and represented truth you reveal.
What I find wild is that not only did a lot of bad stuff come out at the end of last year (Rings of Power, She-Hulk, Woman King, etc.), but Velma has managed to draw all negative attention away from those with just two episodes. If nothing else worse comes out (which I doubt*), Velma could easily sweep the 2023 Worst of Woke Awards. *Then again, every time we think the bar is at its lowest, something else comes along that's even lower...
The Last of Us episode 3 was utterly revolting on top of being utterly nonsensical from a plot point of view, so don't fear. We haven't even gotten to Abraham and the rest of the troon goonz for season 2 yet!
That quote from J.R.R Tolkien said is true, evil can only turn anything it touches into a grotesque perversion of its image. Wokeness is that evil touch & it cannot be allowed to spread to other respected stories/genres/products.
He was spot on. Evil does not create anything new, it only inverts and perverts the good that exists in the world. And humans invented it out of an emotion as cowardly as fear.
Yeah I’m gay and this whole forced representation is not only something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime but how and why it’s being so dominant in media just feels wrong and even makes me feel like my sexuality is being shoved down peoples throats and using false inclusivity for a quick buck and a “look at me or else” category .
as another gay, i've thought this same thing. at first I thought it was great to finally see some representation, but over the last decade it just feels like gay characters are just there to fit the gay quota necessary for the show to be "diverse". and the sad thing i've noticed is that there is 1 lesbian couple to every like 15 gay couples.
Hi I just wondered ,and I know this is a very personal question, but what do you think about being all "lumped" together under the mystical umbrella of the LBGT ? Please don't answer if I offend , you might not even include yourself in this community.
@@illgetmecoat1066 Lesbian chiming in. I no longer associate with the LGBT community, but I know society will still lump me in with them because I'm not straight. I just hated being told what to think and how to feel by the LGBT, and they really didn't like that I don't support third wave feminism since I'm second wave. Many of my favorite characters are straight men (Luke Skywalker, Chris Redfield, Prince Zuko, etc.).
Definitely. And there should be ESG-hypocrite special trash prize: the amount of Wakanda Forever plastic crap to this day polluting toy shops in the bargain bin is quite sad actually - all ends up in the landfill. ESG... Oh boy.
TH-cam recommended this video to me. I saw it and thought "50 mins seems too long, I'll just watch the first bit". 50 mins later and I'm wondering where the time went. Loved this. Awesome work. Infinitely better than every Disney or MCU production in the last 12 months.
The most ironic thing is this is probably the most entertainment I'll ever get from these shows and movies. Constant humorous bashing that's amazingly well written and delivered, something these very companies couldn't even give us, and for 50 solid minutes; every single second was pure gold. Genuinely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.
More than Hagrid, Robbie Coltrane will always be the best former Bond villain that helps him out of a mix of self-interest and being sorta blackmailed by 007.
@@MrHanderson91 but werent very good. Dont know yosemite but BB was good enough until the last few seasons but how long ago was that? Years now? GoT sucked, hard.
Just want to take a second to thank every rational human still left that let these atrocities burn and lie in the dirt where they should be, well-done everybody, exceptional work!
I am so proud of Amber Heard. Finally achieving her life goal! It must have taken her a lot of hard work to achieve 2 awards here. The only one to give a shit about her career
Outstanding! Clever, intelligent and FUNNY! Leaving a comment here may well put me on a 'special' TH-cam list, but I willingly cast my lot with the Despot! This video translates the thoughts of millions into words, images, and wit. Fun to watch and so true.
As a woman I reject the strong boss woman, it’s an embarrassing cringe fest and irritating. I personally will not watch anything that has a female lead role usually weighing no more than 90lbs performing like a Temu John Wick.
A few minutes into Obe Wan - and I SWEAR this is the truth - I thought "a strong black female CANNOT be evil", googled "does the tough black chick in Obe Wan turn out to be good?", and learned two things : her name is Reva, and YES, she ends up good because *it's literally impossible for anyone black or female or gay or trans - basically anyone NOT a white male - to be anything but FLAWLESS.* What's the point of watching a show when you can literally separate good/bad, smart/stupid, strong/weak based on gender, ethnicity, and chosen gender IN THE FIRST EPISODE?!!?!! I cancelled Disney+ and now I watch youtube true crime videos, waiting for the day when they'll start covering the destruction of society by wokeness. Seriously, how is lying about racism to newborn babies helping us get along? This is TREMENDOUS work btw, thank you!!!
The 2024 version of this is going to be hilarious, especially if you add a video game section. Ah! You already made one. Well, I know what I'm watching next. 👍
The thing that I kind of find amusing in the whole Amber Heard situation is, that even if she were to redeem herself and even on the absurd chance that there would surface new evidence that would make her absolutely have the moral high ground in this... ...even decades from now, if she were to be cast in the most fantastic projects, most people would go "that's the lady that pooped the bed on purpose"
This needs to be an annual event. Also, it would be cool if you had cameos from other guys in the fellowship to present, like nerdrotic, critical drinker, mauler, az, etc. I'd watch a video of this no matter how long it was. Whereas I won't even bother watching 30-second short to see who won the best picture Oscar.
Bravo! I did not laugh like that for weeks! I enjoyed it with my family while having drink, tearing laughing. Subscribed. Keep that good work and you float in millions of followers soon. This show was way MORE entertaining than everything I saw from Hollywood in the last few years. They should pay you millions to direct a comedy show, at least they would get good money out of it.
Best award show I've seen in years! Deserves the 20 million views the Oscars lost. I hope this becomes an annual staple until there's something worth celebrating in popular media again.
Great video and right on point. Following the alleged-writers strike and the continuing actors strike I have hope that none of these abominations will ever be repeated. Of course, I'm still hoping for Disney to bankrupt out of it's misery.
I think markle deserves an award, something like most unbelievable storyline maybe, the way she tried to convince the world she had no idea who harry was and, isn’t just a social climbing vampire who pursued him like a starving predator and who portrays herself as a professional victim, is insane. She’s definitely one of the most abhorrent people I’ve been forced to see on magazine covers and pointless news coverage.
Trump is good at that too. In an interview a few years ago when a rival criticised him for having been bankrupt many times. Trump growled back that he has never been bankrupt lol.
@@seanmcdonald303 not really. Trump and Meghan both rewrite their stories even when they know that there is proof that they lied. The only difference is if Trump is challenged he just keeps yelling over the person challenging it till the person backs off. Meghan just looks blank faced and does not respond.
@@jonnysongs lol looked up TDS first explanation Tax Deductable at Source. Then another meaning Total Dissolved Solids guess you mean Trump Derangement Syndrome. I don’t hate him, definitely don’t fear him just dont understand why someone would want a guy who has been bankrupt six times to run their country. Nor someone who treats women so disrespectfully especially when he has two daughters of his own.
Thank goodness for these timeless awards, now the nominees will live in our hearts - er, sphincters - forever. Otherwise there's no chance anyone would remember just how much godawful crap Hollywood pumped out in 2022 alone.
Honestly as a Tolkien fan, I was never more proud than I was last year. It's like if one franchise had to be "ruined" to finally bring fans together to stand against the nonsense, in a way I'm happy it was Tolkien. Amazon has learned the hard way that you DON'T mess with the Professor's works.
@@aliasofanalias7448 People being scared of what random npcs think of them on the internet or fearing of being cancelled is part of the problem. Like literally why would you give a shit?
@@sultankebab1587 It is, but some things can only be understood by people who understand you. People are too emotional and egotistocal, especially on the internet
I found your channel not too long ago and I am consistently blown away by how well done, funny and generally brilliant it is. While your talent may get you blacklisted from The entertainment industry, you should be happy to know that tons of TH-cam people eagerly await your new uploads!
I can't believe that Morbius (which was memed to death for being awful) barely appeared in this video. It's amazing how much things can go downhill in less than a year!
There is nothing more gratifying than watching something that not only shows you what not to watch, but through a genuine lens that blocks idiotic political agendas. The accent is a bonus and only makes the video more entertaining. Keep up making great watchable youtube content. Great use of the C. S. Lewis quote!
Sporadically funny, mostly pleasantly informative. I now have serious respect for Lupita Nyong'o, turning down The Woman King and then ALSO having a hand in a documentary, showing more to the story that Hollywood said didn't quite jive with their message.
This was actually better and more entertaining than watching the Oscars. I recall as a young child many decades ago, there was a time when everyone eagerly awaited the Oscars to celebrate brilliant film and cinematography.
Now this is something I could totally watch on a network channel. Stopped watching the Oscars years ago. Thank you for some true logic and common sense. Absolutely love it, please do this again!!
I genuinely didn't know that about Lupita and I have a great deal of respect for her. To say no to whatever bullshit they were weaving and the money out of respect for the dead and their injustice is actually admirable for anyone even slightly associated with Hollywood. If that's a full documentary hosted by her, I'd really like to watch it
Yes! it's great to know that she refused the role and the WHY (the historical facts about the tribe depicted: slave trade and human sacrifice) are out of this world. How did they manage to keep THAT from totally eclipsing the movie?
@@waanaabe-4795 Just don't report on it. A lot of the outrage community just sits on their hands until they're told to be outraged about something. Without their outrage outlets (media) talking about Lupita and instead were propping up a movie, the focus was entirely on the message. The propaganda machine can't take a break and supporting Lupita would mean not supporting the movie and then in turn you hate black women
@@bwestacado9643 so complicated... Viola says "if you don't see the movie, you're against strong black female leads" while another Lupita says that making the movie, is perpetrating hatred by omission (the human sacrifices) and full backstory. Now we got 2 black women and it's who's messages is the loudest, and everybody loses. Way to go, media playing on would be woke insecurity
@@waanaabe-4795 For real though. If they were legitimately woke, they would have backed Lupita on her documentary lmao. These people are walking ironies lmao
The worst part of Reva was the terrible attempt at a redemption arc, which they have no idea how to write. She didn't kill one kid in a Force knows how many years reign of terror which had involved killing many many people. Wow, she's good now! Apparently you can now just self ID as good?
@@Lonovavir At least Darth Vader/Anakin actually had to do *something* to attain redemption : sacrifice his own life. Reva is not killing someone: it is absurd .
Well, in a culture that conflates inserting toxic products under one's skin with being the thing one poorly resembles from doing so _as_ the thing itself, then tries to coat it with a veneer of legitimacy *by* also saying "they self-ID" as such, what do you expect? I'm still having no luck getting *others* to think of me as God's Gift to women. Maybe I should just accuse them of being racist & having silicone breasts implanted in my feet or forehead? I must be doing _something_ less effective than that.
Yeah man. Plus she doesn’t even look like an inquisitor, wearing spandex and shit fora yoga session. Where’s the fucking armour? Grand inquisitor was a shame too, bunch of edgy cunts. They’re meant to be sinister intimidating and worthy opponents to the Jedi. the show did them and so many other things dirty.
This was more entertaining than the actual oscars , and infinitely closer to reality. Would watch again next year, which is more than can be said for the oscars.
Thank you for doing this. I used to be a movie buff. I used to work in the movie industry. I still live in Hollywood which is literally full of litter. But I thought I was alone feeling that new movies are absolute shit and getting worse - but now here is your video🎉 Thank you 🙏🏻
I watch underground low budget horror movies and documentaries. Life on the Farm and Chop and Steel by Found Footage Festival are my two latest faves in the documentary realm. Pants is probably my favorite horror comedy.
This is funnier and more entertaining than the most recent academy awards. Looking forward to seeing Vilma, Proud Family, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Live Action Little Mermaid, and the Marvels on the 2nd annual woke award!
That's a damn shame that the scumbags would trash Robbie Coltrane that man was a cultural icon all the way back to the early 80s when he was on The Young Ones
Do you recall the Comic Strip Presents? "Do you want to touch the Staff of Power?" My wife still rolls her eyes when I mention my staff of power. :) Also, "Cracker" was superb.
What an amazing piece of truth. You have put more thought and energy into this finely made video, than has been put into the Hollyweird/Dismal (that is my word for Disney) productions for several years combined. You absolutely earned a subscriber. Wow! What a fair, and powerful piece of work. Actually, Id rather say piece of art. Because you gave us everything including excellent tongue and cheek humour which I love. Well done.
@@DespotofAntrim aww shucks, thanks for appreciating me... or, at least the tip o' me... if you like the tip, i ensure you'll be enthralled by the whole o' it
I’m going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. (Everything else was awesome, you have another subscriber). Lord of the Ring is still a respected franchise, and is loved by many. The only way Rings of Power has affected its fan base is that there is a show to direct all of their well-deserved hatred towards, and thus make their memory of the good old days better. As a Star Wars fan, it is so incredibly depressing what Disney has done to this incredible galaxy. There is not a single show you can point to, which the community can unanimously dunk on and not count as actually canon (RoP). Disney has systematically destroyed everything I and all other fans of the galaxy loved about it. There is nothing I can say about the reasons that hasn’t already been said by countless others, but there is something I can say about the effect: I don’t care about Star Wars anymore. It is so depressing to write that, and I don’t want it to be true. Star Wars has been a big part of my entire life, more than I could ever express with words. But since Disney has acquired the series, my interest after Rouge One disappeared. The sequels are a deconstruction of every major character, theme, plot point, and narrative idea that made Star Wars (in my opinion of course) the best multi-movie series ever told. Again, there are countless videos explaining why. Andor is the only exception to Disney’s complete and utter destruction of everything I loved about Star Wars. (Watch Andor it is really good, and funnily enough had no interaction from Kathleen Kennedy). The Mandolorian holds a weird place for me. There are several elements of the first season that I enjoy, but its existence is not justified. It was just a short, western style action series, and that would have been perfect as it is. It has slowly instead become a boring, repetitive, actionless woke drama, that has single-handedly lost my interest in Disney Star Wars. Nothing happens. Literally nothing happens in Star Wars anymore. By that I mean that there is no character development, no interesting world building, no meaningful themes or motives for characters. Every single character (again, besides Andor) has no justification for existing. They aren’t characters, they are husks with non-existent personalities. Luke was a bastion of hope for everyone in the real world and in the Star Wars universe. He never gave up on anybody, and saw the best in his father despite the atrocities he has committed. In the true canon, he rebuilt the Jedi Order, and persevered through incredible challenges. In the fake Star Wars, he is a broken despondent man who ran away at the slightest resistance. This is not Luke. This is not good story telling. This is hatred of what he stands for. I could go on about how every old character is completely and utterly destroyed, or on how every new character added is a shell designed to promote politics that Disney finds favorable. But the comment is already getting way too long. Idk what else to say. Everything that I cared about in Star Wars is lost, along with my interest in the series. I desperately want to care, but with Disney replacing all of the themes with politics, It is really hard to. So I respectfully disagree. Rings of Power is a terrible stain on the Lord of the Rings franchise, but it can be cleaned by the community. Star Wars has been completely destroyed, along with the community. Nobody will ever care about this series again unless there is a complete change of ownership, writers and directors. And I hope that day is soon. I hope Disney as a media company is destroyed. The company that produced the classics of the bygone era is gone. What is left is a…I don’t even know what to call it. Feel free to come up with your own words. Thanks for reading this, I know it was long.
Couldn't agree more. The huge love and enthusiasm i used to feel for SW, is now turned into hate and disgust for Disney. To the point where i utterly despise anything with Disneys name on it.
I feel you. I still like Star Wars, but after that sequel trilogy, it lost its luster for me. I, too, liked aspects of Mandalorian, though it was never great to begin with. But 3 episodes into season 3, I completely stopped watching. I liked Andor well enough. But I'll still never watch again or remember much about it because it's just not important or grand enough to care about much. Everyone hates Rings of Power. But it didn't harm the original trilogy, just raised it up in comparison. But with Star Wars, Disney has managed to hurt the entire franchise past and present beyond repair. Now watching the old films, I can't unsee that everything that happens is completely destroyed and made pointless. It's awful. While Disney was my childhood entertainment, and I miss it a lot, the current Disney deserves to fail.
It's a very realistic design actually, because irl fish and other prey have developed spaced eyes to have a wider field of vision. She ain't getting attacked by a shark out of nowhere if she spots it with her 270° fov.
Despot you deserve more views and likes on this video man, like this was a work of genius on your part, it was funny and well crafted, WAY better than watching this years Grammy awards
Thanks Caleb, I really appreciate the positive feedback. I'm glad so many people enjoyed this, something mainstream award shows no longer seem to care about.
@@DespotofAntrim I feel this is the equivalent to Ben Shapiro's fake awards of 2022 but with a bigger focus on entertainment fails than politics and you the Irish youtube host instead of a guy at a big company
I thoroughly enjoyed the Woke awards, can’t remember the last time I laughed so much.. the categories were great and your analysis of woke wankery was so spot on.. had me guessing my picks at every single category. I look forward to seeing this again next yr. Thank you for the laughs.
I'm going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. Fans of Professor Tolkien have patently rejected the rings of power. The trilogy is all that truly matters. Star Wars fans have been teased and abused to the point where they can't even watch the original trilogy with joy.
Correct. Star Wars as a whole is ruined for me. The prequels were bad, but after the most recent movies and shows, I genuinely cannot even watch the originals
@@benisboop God man I watch the Prequel Trilogy with a sad nostalgia that I can't believe. I almost walked out of AoTC in the theater, now I consider it to be high art.
Trekkies have already beamed themselves into space, best to die quickly.
The prequals where a Masterpeice compared to the shite they are making now. Star Wars is like a mangled corpse that Disney keep weeling out on stage and pretending its alive.
@@Lonovavir I'm in the middle of my 4th run through of TNG. Glad I stopped paying attention after Into Darkness. It went downhill so fast.
The amount of backlash woke Hollywood is getting is giving me hope in humanity
It really is.
its amazing, the majority is done with this nonsense
It is true that Hollywood needed an earthquake to change some inertias, and change really did happen. But now the massive excesses of Wokism, as with any ideology will be trimmed. We will be left with more women, more non whites having a way open to show the little or much talent they may have, we will get used to see the whole nation more represented in Hollywood at all levels, but certainly bad acting, bad scripts, blatant political statements disguised as new characters will lead Hollywood to lose the only thing they really care about: money, tons of it. For the show to go on the audiences will have to put all these political manipulations, all these antiwestern pamphlets in their right place, as it is happening with the movies presented here and many others that people have massively and rightfully rejected. It will help that even by many by people theoretically represented by Wokism don't want to see crap disguised as representativity and "inclusion". Yes, enough is enough, and the needed changes, which didn't start with Wokism by the way, will stay and all the BS will be legitimately send in the trash can of cinema history.
There are still millions who are watching and the advertisement dollars are still flowing.
One, What is "woke" Two Conservatives are all ways crying about something
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made" ― JRR Tolkien
Prof. Tolkien had current day Hollyweird dead in his sights with that sentiment expressed years ago.
What does the Right create? Understand what compassion is. Until then, you are unChristian
@@michaelrae9599 Pfui! The left creates more havoc and pain on any given day than any month of the right’s making. You throw that unChristian stuff around pretty freely; perhaps you should say it to your mirror, fellow.👎🏻👹
A brilliant description of white people throughout history!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@frompyramid5twoprojects925 White people have basically created the majority of what you’re using today, even as a world minority but yeah, go off. The fact you’re even on here to express this imbecility, is due to white people.
"With great wokeness comes zero responsibility"
More like "With great wokeness comes zero accountability"
With great wokeness comes great retardation
Undoubtedly, this quote will end up in a volume along with the other inspirational quotes from the greats.
What is woke?
Woke = anti-Caucasian, anti-traditional family, and anti-western civilization. But you probably already knew that and are just being difficult for the lolz.
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman", that was pure gold.
She was in "Mother".
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@@izabellafulop476 : exactly! :)
I'm kinda slow and didnt get that one can someone explain :')
Unlike the Oscars, this is one awards show I actually watched all the way trough. Looking forward to Awards II. Thanks.
here here! actually valid appraisals of the work and proper attention and credit paid to those responsible.
Modern day Oscars are rigged to give best awards for most politically correct movies and actors, so thats why modern day Oscars are not worth watching.
Twice a year
Twice a year
Twice a year 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Same here!!
Well said, I get to subscribe to this channel very recently, ohh boy, I am bing watching now 😂
Having paid zero attention to any of these films, I was so happily entertained by these awards. Since there is no merit based writing, producing, directing or acting in Tinseltown at this stage of its devolution, you can only expect ineptitude, incompetence and failure at the box-office. The mass insanity that is wokeness has no other direction than to fail miserably while eating its young.
Great comment. 👏
@AmericanUNCENSORED I absolutely agree with Everything you've written.💯
I hope you get better and were not too badly soon injured.
I can proudly say I never watched any of the movies or shows in this video. I feel great relief knowing I dodged many cultural bullets by not wasting a penny, or a minute of time on degenerate woke trash.
This man is a legend. I've never enjoyed an awards show more.
been looking for something like this for a long time xD
Counts for me to waw man real nice work!
Can Despot help the actual Oscars? This was amazing!
I love to watch movies that are so bad they're good . But the movies that got awards in this video are really stupid .
Liked and subscribed. Good stuff dude
I watched this the whole way through and was 100% more entertaining and truthful than any award ceremony out of Hollywood, thank you.
Woke logic to defeat racism. Make everyone black and forget about all other ethnicities.
The Funniest thing about Hollywood In the last 12 months is their share prices.
Agreed !
@@j-mc5201 Hollywood has become the cool kid from high school that never grew up and still thinks they are cool so they go to the high school reunion expecting to be worshipped once again but instead of realizing that how they were then is no longer interesting now, they just continue to say "remember when..." and then fart on the principal bc they did it at the prom and it garnered attention but really everyone finds them as the annoying losers they used to mock in the past
Congrats to Jussie Smollett. I hope he doesn't beat himself up too bad over his awards.
Okay really though, how did you forget the abominable Halo rape series on Paramount+? I mean, you could write a small font book as thick as a phone book about everything wrong with that series.
He cant hire anyone there, they'd know if something is up because those 2 Nigerians confessed.
Anyone else he'd pay can just confess too
Poor guy was hung out to dry.
He just wanted a salad at 2am on a winters night, what's the world coming to.
The good thing about Jussie Smollett's incident is that the person who planned and executed his attack was in the end tried and found guilty. It's nice to know that sometimes there is still justice in the world. I'm sure that brings a tear to Jussie's eye.
As an American living in Los Angeles, I am offended…. that no one has done this yet. Applause all round. Keep doing the Lord’s work.
Thank you for pointing out just how bad juicy smoletee act was. 100% he would have happily sent 2 innocent men to prison and lied on the stand. That is where the real evil of his plan comes out.
There's 2 white guys in America today happy the resisted the urge to go out looking for a snack. Talk about dodging a bullet.
"Jennifer Lawrence became the first woman. " I died 🤣 💀
What was meant by that?... Excuse my ignorance on the topic lol
@@gotvidz2222 In an interview Jennifer Lawrence said that she was the first women to play a lead role in cinema
@Simon Pradeep to be more precise, she said to Variety that she was the first lead woman in an action movie
Lol 🤣 delusional but all of them are hahaha thanks guys
You won't be missed
Bobby Coltrane was a treasure of an actor. Knowing that the most idiotic controversy of all time got to him even in his death makes me really lose all of what's left of my faith in humanity. We clearly can't recognise the good from the bad anymore.
I thought he was Robbie, not Bobby. But yes, he was great, and I miss him
It was nice to see at least one of the Harry Potter actors appreciate the positive impact that JK’s work has made instead of those ingrates who don’t recognize the gift they were given to be in those timeless movies.
@@josephbrown9685 I mean yeah, those ingrates that JK Rowling constantly pushes to legislate them away.
Damn trans people upset at a massive transphobe who funs politicians that have the goal of simply ending trans peoples existence. They should shut up, stay in the closet and out of sight and just enjoy their wizard movies and games, most of which are just mid.
What kind of controversy? I'm a bit off
@@AxenfonKlatismrek u think JK said something extremely radical, like "women have ovaries".
Could you imagine such a wild concept? Loads of people went mental and tried to ruin her because Internet. Apparently Robbie spoke to her so now they hate HIM too, and celebrated his death. How loving the far-left is(!)
This needs to become an annual tradition!
Voting for 2024 starts tomorrow.
I wish I had known, I would have voted for sure. Is there any way to keep up with announcements from your channel, given that I don’t have Twitter?
I liked your comment instead of the person who copied you a month later and somehow got 400+ likes. That's basically Hollywood nowadays. Copy something made before, make it worse and sell 400+ tickets. But then, only for them to say we are the problem and that we should embrace the ignorance and racism on the other side.
@@DespotofAntrimfirst female action star that im aware of was “The Perils of Pauline”, 1914. 1914 is not a typo
This show is the definition of "Congratulations, you're a failure," and I'm all for it. Keep this up every year man!
Im waiting for Cleopatra to win a lot of awards in the next years award show.
Trump doesn't get an award for realizing us is spelled U.S.?? This award show was rigged!!!
BIDEN-HARRIS 2024
As a person who worked in Hollywood some years ago and was sickened by it and vowed never to return, I enjoyed these awards.
Right there with you, brother
That moment for me was, one day, eating lunch at a pub in Burbank, while ease dropping on a director telling the people he was with about the project he was making with great excitement, I found myself impressed with his passion... only to suddenly realize his project was a porno.
10 bucks says the decision to "leave Hollywood" wasn't yours.
@@MastaaceMaybe the casting couch isn't for everyone suck boy.
@@bethanyh1637that’s funny.
Congratulations to all the winners, but I must say they are very lucky this award show took place before Cleopatra aired which probably would have taken most of the awards
What about Foundation ??
😄😄😄 Remember, there is always next year!
INDIANA J9NES!!!
Or Indiana Jones.
Fortunetly (or unfortunetly) the biggest dissappointment would still remain obi-WAN show, i cannot express just how much dissapointment i felt
This is quite possibly the best written, wittiest, gem of a video production I've seen for a long, long time.
23:57 . . . . "Like a swarm of Irish accented locusts" . . . . had me in fits of laughter, comedy gold right there my frined.
It's hogwash
Darn pikey hobbits eh
I dont even understand how the rings of power had such huge budgets per episode when 99% of the entire show is just actors sitting around talking to eachother.
Money Laundering
They needed to buy the rights for it, left nothing for the show
The $1 billion budget definitely didn’t go to writing, editing, sound design, or acting. Something doesn’t seem right.
@@chazzitz-wh4lyit probably all went straight into Jeff Bezos' pocket
it is by far the worst LOTR-relayed thing! The Hobbit isn't even THAT bad, it's just not as good as LOTR (which is so good that it's hard to match)
This was *A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN ANY HOLLYWOKE AWARD SHOW THAT'S COME OUT IN 15 YEARS!* Thank you.
You stole my comment.
@@josephupton3601 Cancel him for that xD
true, but i hope we're not replacing one extremist politics for another such as calling things woke when it might not be
eg indiana jones 5, all the far right channels said its woke when no alarm bells went off, and their logic was they replaced the idiot from the transformers movie i.e man to woman, made it woke, i hated him, his a terrible actor and him swinging on cgi vines in indiana jones 4 was terrible, he SHOULD be replaced
@@STOP_FAKENEWS Dawg, EVERYTHING is woke now...
By that I mean everything gets called "woke" even when it's literally just "gay character in cartoon exist... nothing else, just mention they like boys but is boy at one point... doesn't really matter, simply exists.".
It's so fucking stupid, whatever "extremist politics" are going on in Hollywood is no where near as bad as some dipshit screaming "HOLLYWOKE!" unironically.
Trust me bro, everything that you like that's post Ghost Busters 2016 is actually super woke SJW Liberal ID/pol propaganda gay agenda to turn kids trans and also make them aware of climate change. My fucking Xbox made a sleep mode to save power, THAT'S TOO WOKE!!!!
More than 15 lmao
Not the award show we expected, but the award show we needed.
I'd watch this every year
This feels similar to Ben Shapiro's fake 2022 awards show just with more focus on tv and film
We would like t👀thank amber turd for making us Famous 💩💩
I can't do it often enough how how important this Channel is in the fight against woke culture ! 👍
I’m glad that people are finally realizing how toxic and unrealistic “woke” is, It’s comforting in a way.
And the fact that all African slaves were captured by fellow Africans. I’m not saying the white slave buyers weren’t a huge part of the problem, which echoes all the way up the line.
I just wonder why the facts of Africa wide slavery, which fueled the western slave trade, is never talked about. Like black on black killings is never mentioned by blm. It’s all so strange
@@dirkaminimo4836 "It's all so strange." And you're all so disingenuous.
I'm sorry that equality makes you uncomfortable, but that's just too damn bad. We're not going to drag this country backward for your comfort. Go tell the Feelings Police about it.
I'm glad that brain dead people can co-op other people's messages and make them mean whatever they want. I'm glad to know that the crushing wheel that makes you feel so hopeless, so impotent, and so easy to piss off in the face of changing social structures, is just getting started. Too ta looo!
It's all fiction, fiction, and fiction. So what if they portray men as incompetent fools, anyone who sees reality knows it's rubbish, anyone who understands history knows it's garbage. Educate the young men to be well read and informed about real events, real historical understanding. They can then laugh at this trash, as a lot of older men do!
Wow.... A million times more enjoyable that any award shows!!!
Met Robbie Coltrane in an Edinburgh swimming pool when I was about 10. Didn’t really know who he was but my dad did and asked for a photo. He could have agreed and left immediately, or said he didn’t want a photo taking in what I now realise is a bit of a weird situation. Instead he happily waited for my dad to run and grab his camera then spent 15 minutes just chatting to me and my dad. Just an all round great human being.
❤❤❤
So sad we lost this wonderful man & character but we are stuck with the likes of amber turd and strong woke "Quaines" 🤮🤬😡.. Once these movie companies lose enough money we will get normal movies again... I have to hope because the alternative I cannot bear! 😊
@@thunderballz74 Im too lazy to look up Quaines....is this a word I should know? or just a joke?
@@openyoureyes909jones6Queens. _Yaaaas Qwweeeen._
@@openyoureyes909jones6it’s a joke about a certain North American gay man accent and how it pronounces “queen”.
I love every moment of this awards show, but that Jossie Smollet Subway segment is perfect 🥹🥹🥹🥹
You leave that smollet genius alone! He is fighting for equity and a whole lotta other shit that don't make sense anymore.
I forgot 95% of these shows even happened. Now that's impressive
Puff puff pass, right?
I only watched The Witcher and The Wheel of Time. While I still got some enjoyment out of The Witcher due to Henry Cavill, I was in wide eyed shock at looking at the train wreck that is The Wheel of Time.
thesrow1056 I had never heard of 95% of these. That's how much I've tuned out and ignore Hollyweird.
@@terryboyer1342 there's a reason everything is bombing. Thier customers have lost interest after repeat failures
@lizardog
Shut your filthy filled man-pleaser Connie. You’re spreading aids all around
Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane, truly an amazing actor, just about everything I've ever seen him play in, I just was automatically drawn to his character
Cracker and everything Robbie Coltrane was in was great .
He just always seemed like truly an amazing person too. I know he really cared about the kids while they were filming and every time I've seen an interview with him, he seemed so humble and genuine.
Go woke go broke just ask budlight. 😀😃😅😂 👈
Hagrid is such a wonderful character.
I wasn't aware the woke shitbags were mocking Coltrane's death. A new low.
Although Jessie Smoller did fake an attack on himself in an attempt to feather his career he should at least be given credit for hiring black actors for traditionally white roles. That joke killed me!!! :)
Jussie Smollett
😂
While we commend his efforts for expanding the roles available to actors of colour, we felt that two Nigerian bodybuilders did not make for very convincing White Supremacists.
I had never heard about him before this video, when he is compleately irrelevant actor, but oh boi did he do clown move.😂
It’s spelled Juicy Smoellea
Man you talk like a poet, so it rimes. Your presentation brought me tears. Tears of proud, but also bitter tears for the brave, honest and represented truth you reveal.
Also stunning.
What I find wild is that not only did a lot of bad stuff come out at the end of last year (Rings of Power, She-Hulk, Woman King, etc.), but Velma has managed to draw all negative attention away from those with just two episodes. If nothing else worse comes out (which I doubt*), Velma could easily sweep the 2023 Worst of Woke Awards.
*Then again, every time we think the bar is at its lowest, something else comes along that's even lower...
uh no it didnt, Velma isnt even on the radar of 95% of the population
I think The Proud Family reboot is sweeping the competition for WOKE AF Garbage…
@@Elessar1888 See! The bar is never low enough!
Shit, now I have to watch that.
The Last of Us episode 3 was utterly revolting on top of being utterly nonsensical from a plot point of view, so don't fear. We haven't even gotten to Abraham and the rest of the troon goonz for season 2 yet!
That quote from J.R.R Tolkien said is true, evil can only turn anything it touches into a grotesque perversion of its image. Wokeness is that evil touch & it cannot be allowed to spread to other respected stories/genres/products.
He was spot on. Evil does not create anything new, it only inverts and perverts the good that exists in the world. And humans invented it out of an emotion as cowardly as fear.
Yeah I’m gay and this whole forced representation is not only something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime but how and why it’s being so dominant in media just feels wrong and even makes me feel like my sexuality is being shoved down peoples throats and using false inclusivity for a quick buck and a “look at me or else” category .
as another gay, i've thought this same thing. at first I thought it was great to finally see some representation, but over the last decade it just feels like gay characters are just there to fit the gay quota necessary for the show to be "diverse". and the sad thing i've noticed is that there is 1 lesbian couple to every like 15 gay couples.
Not any more! Have you seen Star Trek lately???
In Space, No One
Can Hear You Scissor
Hi I just wondered ,and I know this is a very personal question, but what do you think about being all "lumped" together under the mystical umbrella of the LBGT ? Please don't answer if I offend , you might not even include yourself in this community.
Well if it's any consolation, as a straight man, I agree they're trying to shove it down our throats.
@@illgetmecoat1066 Lesbian chiming in. I no longer associate with the LGBT community, but I know society will still lump me in with them because I'm not straight. I just hated being told what to think and how to feel by the LGBT, and they really didn't like that I don't support third wave feminism since I'm second wave. Many of my favorite characters are straight men (Luke Skywalker, Chris Redfield, Prince Zuko, etc.).
Absolutely brilliant! Thank you for a very entertaining one hour. Brilliant dialogue, brilliant humour, love it .
This needs to be an annual award show
yupp couldnt agree more, its hilarious but also sad since its true and also a relief bcs lot of people can see hollywood's true agenda
It's coming soon...
Excellent Award Show! Bravo!!!!!
Definitely. And there should be ESG-hypocrite special trash prize: the amount of Wakanda Forever plastic crap to this day polluting toy shops in the bargain bin is quite sad actually - all ends up in the landfill.
ESG... Oh boy.
Odd because he just put one out a few days ago 😂
Finally, an award show I can get behind. A toast to you good sir for bringing us this show will so much joy and laughter.
Omg I'd by tickets.
TH-cam recommended this video to me. I saw it and thought "50 mins seems too long, I'll just watch the first bit". 50 mins later and I'm wondering where the time went.
Loved this. Awesome work. Infinitely better than every Disney or MCU production in the last 12 months.
Holy shit, I thought the same thing and ended up watching the entire 50 minutes. Missed my nap
Same, 7 minutes in.
Still here
Me too. It’s 3 AM!
RIP Robbie Coltrane he definitely helped make our childhoods just a little more enjoyable.
I immediately thought of watching Cracker when i was about twelve... then i realised you meant Harry Potter.
haha
We need to grow this awards ceremony to be more popular
I told Amber Heard about her winning this award and she said she didn't give a shit.
I see what you did there.
The most ironic thing is this is probably the most entertainment I'll ever get from these shows and movies. Constant humorous bashing that's amazingly well written and delivered, something these very companies couldn't even give us, and for 50 solid minutes; every single second was pure gold. Genuinely one of the greatest videos I've ever seen.
You said it best!
I love this Award Video. The best comedy all year!
More than Hagrid, Robbie Coltrane will always be the best former Bond villain that helps him out of a mix of self-interest and being sorta blackmailed by 007.
Cracker series, starring Robbie, is also worth checking out. Brilliant series, though kinda dark.
“2022 was to American tv culture what 1963 was to John F. Kennedy’s head” 😂 absolutely brutal
imagine thinking there was still tv culture before 2022
@@henkhenkste6076 shows like Yosemite, breaking bad, game of thrones, etc did have a significant following.
That's an unfair comparison; things didn't go bad for JFK until most of the year was already over
@@MrHanderson91 but werent very good. Dont know yosemite but BB was good enough until the last few seasons but how long ago was that? Years now? GoT sucked, hard.
Or what american tv culture is to actual human culture.
Just want to take a second to thank every rational human still left that let these atrocities burn and lie in the dirt where they should be, well-done everybody, exceptional work!
Where's my participation trophy?
@@lizardog 🏆 There ya go, mate
@@lizardogyou dropped this 👑
@@lizardogI'm loading it into the clip right now.
I am so proud of Amber Heard. Finally achieving her life goal! It must have taken her a lot of hard work to achieve 2 awards here. The only one to give a shit about her career
She also gave one, and put it in johnny depp’s bed.
@@minecrafter3448 So heardwarming
She gave a shit.....
in the bed
Outstanding! Clever, intelligent and FUNNY! Leaving a comment here may well put me on a 'special' TH-cam list, but I willingly cast my lot with the Despot! This video translates the thoughts of millions into words, images, and wit. Fun to watch and so true.
As a woman I reject the strong boss woman, it’s an embarrassing cringe fest and irritating. I personally will not watch anything that has a female lead role usually weighing no more than 90lbs performing like a Temu John Wick.
I cannot believe you made me watch a 50 min award show on TH-cam which I would gladly watch the next ones. Massive respect!
If you want another good one to watch is the award show made by Rocket powerd Mohawk. It's not about Hollywood but insanely funny
I recommend the Scummies from the Podcast Crime in Sports
"2022 was to tv culture what 1963 was to John F Kennedys head". 😂
Now that’s some funny shit he got me to lol 😂
A few minutes into Obe Wan - and I SWEAR this is the truth - I thought "a strong black female CANNOT be evil", googled "does the tough black chick in Obe Wan turn out to be good?", and learned two things : her name is Reva, and YES, she ends up good because *it's literally impossible for anyone black or female or gay or trans - basically anyone NOT a white male - to be anything but FLAWLESS.* What's the point of watching a show when you can literally separate good/bad, smart/stupid, strong/weak based on gender, ethnicity, and chosen gender IN THE FIRST EPISODE?!!?!! I cancelled Disney+ and now I watch youtube true crime videos, waiting for the day when they'll start covering the destruction of society by wokeness. Seriously, how is lying about racism to newborn babies helping us get along? This is TREMENDOUS work btw, thank you!!!
You broke character and bust out laughing at Smolneck and I just couldn't contain myself. Well done, sir.
His story just sounds so funny when you say it out loud.
@@DespotofAntrimare you on new tech sites?
@@DespotofAntrim But funnier than Rachel Dolezal? Jury's out
The 2024 version of this is going to be hilarious, especially if you add a video game section.
Ah! You already made one. Well, I know what I'm watching next. 👍
The thing that I kind of find amusing in the whole Amber Heard situation is, that even if she were to redeem herself and even on the absurd chance that there would surface new evidence that would make her absolutely have the moral high ground in this...
...even decades from now, if she were to be cast in the most fantastic projects, most people would go "that's the lady that pooped the bed on purpose"
She could be the first person on Mars and she would be remembered as 'that chick that shit in Jonny Depp's bed'.
What a scathing attack on Hollywood! Very true and well deserved!
This needs to be an annual event.
Also, it would be cool if you had cameos from other guys in the fellowship to present, like nerdrotic, critical drinker, mauler, az, etc.
I'd watch a video of this no matter how long it was. Whereas I won't even bother watching 30-second short to see who won the best picture Oscar.
Bravo! I did not laugh like that for weeks! I enjoyed it with my family while having drink, tearing laughing. Subscribed. Keep that good work and you float in millions of followers soon. This show was way MORE entertaining than everything I saw from Hollywood in the last few years. They should pay you millions to direct a comedy show, at least they would get good money out of it.
Best award show I've seen in years!
Deserves the 20 million views the Oscars lost.
I hope this becomes an annual staple until there's something worth celebrating in popular media again.
I came for the pronunciation of 'Filum', and stayed for Karen-i-phones' excellent hosting this year.
Brilliant work team despot.
Bravo!
Great video and right on point. Following the alleged-writers strike and the continuing actors strike I have hope that none of these abominations will ever be repeated. Of course, I'm still hoping for Disney to bankrupt out of it's misery.
Why did they have to strike? People would kill to have their jobs after all.
"More flops than an orgy at an erectile dysfunction meeting" had me slapping my knee with mirth and wonderment at its cleverness. Subscribed
@@CalebBerman bot
Go find a rock 😏
@@Gertieness Stoning the Christian again?
It was a total flop and nobody came
@@Gertienessthis was truly hilarious and entertaining
Hell of a job putting this together. Good luck with your channel.
Much appreciated!
I think markle deserves an award, something like most unbelievable storyline maybe, the way she tried to convince the world she had no idea who harry was and, isn’t just a social climbing vampire who pursued him like a starving predator and who portrays herself as a professional victim, is insane. She’s definitely one of the most abhorrent people I’ve been forced to see on magazine covers and pointless news coverage.
Trump is good at that too. In an interview a few years ago when a rival criticised him for having been bankrupt many times. Trump growled back that he has never been bankrupt lol.
@@joelle8201 Weak comparison...
@@seanmcdonald303 not really. Trump and Meghan both rewrite their stories even when they know that there is proof that they lied. The only difference is if Trump is challenged he just keeps yelling over the person challenging it till the person backs off. Meghan just looks blank faced and does not respond.
@@joelle8201 TDS much?
@@jonnysongs lol looked up TDS first explanation Tax Deductable at Source. Then another meaning Total Dissolved Solids guess you mean Trump Derangement Syndrome. I don’t hate him, definitely don’t fear him just dont understand why someone would want a guy who has been bankrupt six times to run their country. Nor someone who treats women so disrespectfully especially when he has two daughters of his own.
Loved this.
I hope you're doing another one of these for 2023? You're really good at this.
Thank goodness for these timeless awards, now the nominees will live in our hearts - er, sphincters - forever. Otherwise there's no chance anyone would remember just how much godawful crap Hollywood pumped out in 2022 alone.
Obi Wan could hide from the empire for 20 years, but he could not hide from Lucas Films.
F'ing great line.
Honestly as a Tolkien fan, I was never more proud than I was last year. It's like if one franchise had to be "ruined" to finally bring fans together to stand against the nonsense, in a way I'm happy it was Tolkien. Amazon has learned the hard way that you DON'T mess with the Professor's works.
I was scared to say anything for obvious reasons until I found out most fans agree
@@aliasofanalias7448 People being scared of what random npcs think of them on the internet or fearing of being cancelled is part of the problem.
Like literally why would you give a shit?
@@sultankebab1587 It is, but some things can only be understood by people who understand you. People are too emotional and egotistocal, especially on the internet
I'm glad to hear this. I won't ever watch any knock off of the original Lord of the Rings. It's still absolutely as good as it could ever be...
I’m late, only found your channel yesterday. Bravo 👏🏻!!! This was perfect criticism with heart and humor.
I found your channel not too long ago and I am consistently blown away by how well done, funny and generally brilliant it is. While your talent may get you blacklisted from The entertainment industry, you should be happy to know that tons of TH-cam people eagerly await your new uploads!
You're a sadder pr*ck than this guy if you look up to this sack of sh*t
Hear hear.
If the yt censors come for him, there is always Rumble.
I had no idea people said those terrible things about Mr. Coltrane after his death due to not backstabbing Rowling. RIP, good sir.
I can't believe that Morbius (which was memed to death for being awful) barely appeared in this video. It's amazing how much things can go downhill in less than a year!
Morbius is a movie, don’t you dare say things about it.
Morbius at least had a plot
Like it was fine to watch and i could sit through it a few more times before i get bored
Morbius was terrible but it wasnt that Woke
It's no longer morbin time.
At least it gave us a meme
Good on you for calling this dangerous stupidity out! It is doing way more harm than good for the people it is supposedly 'representing'.
There is nothing more gratifying than watching something that not only shows you what not to watch, but through a genuine lens that blocks idiotic political agendas. The accent is a bonus and only makes the video more entertaining. Keep up making great watchable youtube content. Great use of the C. S. Lewis quote!
Dude, I’m dying over here. This is the funniest thing ever!
GREAT JOB!!!!!
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the show.
Sporadically funny, mostly pleasantly informative. I now have serious respect for Lupita Nyong'o, turning down The Woman King and then ALSO having a hand in a documentary, showing more to the story that Hollywood said didn't quite jive with their message.
I would love to be a voter in your next awards; but find myself unwilling to so torture myself by watching any of these performances!
"They both slap the cheeks of other men" deceased 💀
This was actually better and more entertaining than watching the Oscars. I recall as a young child many decades ago, there was a time when everyone eagerly awaited the Oscars to celebrate brilliant film and cinematography.
I'm 55 yo. Me too man. It kind of makes me sick inside.😟
@@mustardnbiscuits5338 me too. i dont remember when exactly i stopped watching the oscars but i remember that in my youth the oscars were a highlight.
I quit on all of it so long ago I lost count.
@@CalebBerman
Because people are beginning to realize the scams behind award shows that've been happening since the beginning
Now this is something I could totally watch on a network channel. Stopped watching the Oscars years ago.
Thank you for some true logic and common sense. Absolutely love it, please do this again!!
Proud to say, "I never saw any of these" actually haven't gone to a movie in 10 years.
I genuinely didn't know that about Lupita and I have a great deal of respect for her. To say no to whatever bullshit they were weaving and the money out of respect for the dead and their injustice is actually admirable for anyone even slightly associated with Hollywood. If that's a full documentary hosted by her, I'd really like to watch it
Yes! it's great to know that she refused the role and the WHY (the historical facts about the tribe depicted: slave trade and human sacrifice) are out of this world. How did they manage to keep THAT from totally eclipsing the movie?
@@waanaabe-4795 Just don't report on it. A lot of the outrage community just sits on their hands until they're told to be outraged about something. Without their outrage outlets (media) talking about Lupita and instead were propping up a movie, the focus was entirely on the message. The propaganda machine can't take a break and supporting Lupita would mean not supporting the movie and then in turn you hate black women
@@bwestacado9643 so complicated... Viola says "if you don't see the movie, you're against strong black female leads" while another Lupita says that making the movie, is perpetrating hatred by omission (the human sacrifices) and full backstory. Now we got 2 black women and it's who's messages is the loudest, and everybody loses. Way to go, media playing on would be woke insecurity
@@waanaabe-4795 For real though. If they were legitimately woke, they would have backed Lupita on her documentary lmao. These people are walking ironies lmao
The worst part of Reva was the terrible attempt at a redemption arc, which they have no idea how to write. She didn't kill one kid in a Force knows how many years reign of terror which had involved killing many many people. Wow, she's good now! Apparently you can now just self ID as good?
Imagine if this standard were applied to historical figures.
@@Lonovavir At least Darth Vader/Anakin actually had to do *something* to attain redemption : sacrifice his own life. Reva is not killing someone: it is absurd .
Well, in a culture that conflates inserting toxic products under one's skin with being the thing one poorly resembles from doing so _as_ the thing itself, then tries to coat it with a veneer of legitimacy *by* also saying "they self-ID" as such, what do you expect?
I'm still having no luck getting *others* to think of me as God's Gift to women. Maybe I should just accuse them of being racist & having silicone breasts implanted in my feet or forehead? I must be doing _something_ less effective than that.
Yeah man. Plus she doesn’t even look like an inquisitor, wearing spandex and shit fora yoga session. Where’s the fucking armour? Grand inquisitor was a shame too, bunch of edgy cunts. They’re meant to be sinister intimidating and worthy opponents to the Jedi. the show did them and so many other things dirty.
They tried to speedrun a redemption arc to a mass murderer, hilarious.
This was more entertaining than the actual oscars , and infinitely closer to reality.
Would watch again next year, which is more than can be said for the oscars.
The Oscars have sucked for decades. Anymore big news?
Smollet was cry-laughing throughout that interview. What a terrible liar.
Juicy Smoliet should get an Oscar for that interview though...spoke too soon, you did one better
Think this awards show might be inspired by Ben Shapiro's personal fake awards show for 2022 fails or is just a coincidence
@@Thomasmemoryscentral Awards shows are very commonly spoofed. I wouldn't read into it too much.
Such a shame though smh
Thank you for doing this. I used to be a movie buff. I used to work in the movie industry. I still live in Hollywood which is literally full of litter. But I thought I was alone feeling that new movies are absolute shit and getting worse - but now here is your video🎉
Thank you 🙏🏻
Really? there's tonnes of sub-culture stuff like this all over YT.
@@DespotofAntrim send me some links please
Nerdrotic, critical drinker, little platoon and robot head are all the same general space.
Are u kidding? No one I know has seen a movie in three years including my two teenagers. They watch movies from before 2010
I watch underground low budget horror movies and documentaries. Life on the Farm and Chop and Steel by Found Footage Festival are my two latest faves in the documentary realm. Pants is probably my favorite horror comedy.
This is funnier and more entertaining than the most recent academy awards. Looking forward to seeing Vilma, Proud Family, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Live Action Little Mermaid, and the Marvels on the 2nd annual woke award!
Yes, things are shaping up nicely for next year, Peter Pan and Wendy is looking promising
Velma has to be the winner of next year's woke show. Like, not even Drinker could force his way through that show.
@@petery6432 You’ll need harder and more illicit drugs to get through that!
"Your name has become an adverb for lying"
Jussie doesn't know what an adverb is!
The judge didn't, either. Just A Snail Shit's name is a synonym for lying.
That's a damn shame that the scumbags would trash Robbie Coltrane that man was a cultural icon all the way back to the early 80s when he was on The Young Ones
Do you recall the Comic Strip Presents? "Do you want to touch the Staff of Power?" My wife still rolls her eyes when I mention my staff of power. :)
Also, "Cracker" was superb.
What an amazing piece of truth. You have put more thought and energy into this finely made video, than has been put into the Hollyweird/Dismal (that is my word for Disney) productions for several years combined. You absolutely earned a subscriber. Wow! What a fair, and powerful piece of work. Actually, Id rather say piece of art. Because you gave us everything including excellent tongue and cheek humour which I love. Well done.
It's tongue IN cheek not tongue and cheek.
I cannot give enough credit to you for this Award Show!
I have needed laughs and I now know where to go for them!
Great vid, i know that this was a small part, but that little tribute you had to Robbie Coltran hit me right in the Heart, rest in peace Robbie
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Keep it up, man
Excellent content. I truly appreciate it
And to think, 2023 is off to a rip-roaring start with the radioactive sludge that is Velma. Looking forward to these awards again in 2024!
Or that woke racist piece of sh*t on Disney + that is the Proud Family reboot!
I have a feeling it's going to get worse lol
I can’t wait to see “Velma” sweep these awards next year.
Every joke hit harder than the last one! The best award show ever made.
Thanks! Such a brilliant video! Can't wait for 2024 edition!!
Thanks Sluttering, I really appreciate the tip! The next WOWA will drop on Feb 10th.
@@DespotofAntrim aww shucks, thanks for appreciating me... or, at least the tip o' me... if you like the tip, i ensure you'll be enthralled by the whole o' it
I’m going to have to disagree on most damaged franchise. (Everything else was awesome, you have another subscriber). Lord of the Ring is still a respected franchise, and is loved by many. The only way Rings of Power has affected its fan base is that there is a show to direct all of their well-deserved hatred towards, and thus make their memory of the good old days better.
As a Star Wars fan, it is so incredibly depressing what Disney has done to this incredible galaxy. There is not a single show you can point to, which the community can unanimously dunk on and not count as actually canon (RoP). Disney has systematically destroyed everything I and all other fans of the galaxy loved about it. There is nothing I can say about the reasons that hasn’t already been said by countless others, but there is something I can say about the effect: I don’t care about Star Wars anymore.
It is so depressing to write that, and I don’t want it to be true. Star Wars has been a big part of my entire life, more than I could ever express with words. But since Disney has acquired the series, my interest after Rouge One disappeared. The sequels are a deconstruction of every major character, theme, plot point, and narrative idea that made Star Wars (in my opinion of course) the best multi-movie series ever told. Again, there are countless videos explaining why.
Andor is the only exception to Disney’s complete and utter destruction of everything I loved about Star Wars. (Watch Andor it is really good, and funnily enough had no interaction from Kathleen Kennedy).
The Mandolorian holds a weird place for me. There are several elements of the first season that I enjoy, but its existence is not justified. It was just a short, western style action series, and that would have been perfect as it is. It has slowly instead become a boring, repetitive, actionless woke drama, that has single-handedly lost my interest in Disney Star Wars. Nothing happens. Literally nothing happens in Star Wars anymore.
By that I mean that there is no character development, no interesting world building, no meaningful themes or motives for characters. Every single character (again, besides Andor) has no justification for existing. They aren’t characters, they are husks with non-existent personalities.
Luke was a bastion of hope for everyone in the real world and in the Star Wars universe. He never gave up on anybody, and saw the best in his father despite the atrocities he has committed. In the true canon, he rebuilt the Jedi Order, and persevered through incredible challenges. In the fake Star Wars, he is a broken despondent man who ran away at the slightest resistance. This is not Luke. This is not good story telling. This is hatred of what he stands for.
I could go on about how every old character is completely and utterly destroyed, or on how every new character added is a shell designed to promote politics that Disney finds favorable. But the comment is already getting way too long.
Idk what else to say. Everything that I cared about in Star Wars is lost, along with my interest in the series. I desperately want to care, but with Disney replacing all of the themes with politics, It is really hard to.
So I respectfully disagree. Rings of Power is a terrible stain on the Lord of the Rings franchise, but it can be cleaned by the community.
Star Wars has been completely destroyed, along with the community. Nobody will ever care about this series again unless there is a complete change of ownership, writers and directors. And I hope that day is soon.
I hope Disney as a media company is destroyed. The company that produced the classics of the bygone era is gone. What is left is a…I don’t even know what to call it. Feel free to come up with your own words.
Thanks for reading this, I know it was long.
Couldn't agree more. The huge love and enthusiasm i used to feel for SW, is now turned into hate and disgust for Disney. To the point where i utterly despise anything with Disneys name on it.
How about-
"Virus infested zombie feasting on the stinking corpses of its own dead children".
I feel you.
I still like Star Wars, but after that sequel trilogy, it lost its luster for me.
I, too, liked aspects of Mandalorian, though it was never great to begin with.
But 3 episodes into season 3, I completely stopped watching.
I liked Andor well enough. But I'll still never watch again or remember much about it because it's just not important or grand enough to care about much.
Everyone hates Rings of Power. But it didn't harm the original trilogy, just raised it up in comparison.
But with Star Wars, Disney has managed to hurt the entire franchise past and present beyond repair.
Now watching the old films, I can't unsee that everything that happens is completely destroyed and made pointless.
It's awful.
While Disney was my childhood entertainment, and I miss it a lot, the current Disney deserves to fail.
Andor was great
Disney's historically worst cgi was to never correct the spacing between Ariel's eyes. Each time I see that meter of empty void, it freaks me out.
They wanted to keep her looking like a fish. 🐟
It's a very realistic design actually, because irl fish and other prey have developed spaced eyes to have a wider field of vision. She ain't getting attacked by a shark out of nowhere if she spots it with her 270° fov.
Her eyes are like the stars..
...just as far away from each other...
I hope everyone remembers what Walt Disney was and it wasn’t this.
Despot you deserve more views and likes on this video man, like this was a work of genius on your part, it was funny and well crafted, WAY better than watching this years Grammy awards
Thanks Caleb, I really appreciate the positive feedback. I'm glad so many people enjoyed this, something mainstream award shows no longer seem to care about.
@@DespotofAntrim look no further than the she hulk and obi wan kenobi shows for proof that they don’t care, keep up the great content!
@@DespotofAntrim I feel this is the equivalent to Ben Shapiro's fake awards of 2022 but with a bigger focus on entertainment fails than politics and you the Irish youtube host instead of a guy at a big company
This was in my reccomended lmao
Thank you for making this! It was well done, and I can't really think of anything that I didn't like or I thought was left out!;)
I thoroughly enjoyed the Woke awards, can’t remember the last time I laughed so much.. the categories were great and your analysis of woke wankery was so spot on.. had me guessing my picks at every single category. I look forward to seeing this again next yr. Thank you for the laughs.