Akantares well, it's a 68 seconds long video..assuming that is recorded in 25 FPS (Frame Per Second) it will take 1700 pieces of paper. But you can reduce the FPS to 20 so it shouldn't be too choppy and use only 1360 pieces of paper
This video masterfully captures the essence of the Harriott, its vigor gives us a perception of a serial cooker and how he performs everyday mixing of sugar.
I played this while home alone in the dark. Big mistake. Firstly, my pots and pans in the kitchen started to rattle and shake, one fell on the floor which startled me. I ran to the kitchen and saw the pepper and salt grinders elevating, grinding their contents onto the oven top. The door slammed behind me, I was trapped. Suddenly, from a casserole pot on the stove, flames erupted and from it emerged a demon, a demon of flame, of fire, of spice.
I read your comment the first time. found it funny then forgot about it. Went on to another video and then couldn't stop thinking about this one. Saw the link clicked it and saw your comment again. I'm in the loop
In Chills' voice: "As you can see, the subject turned to face the camera. And this is where video cuts. It's pretty clear that the subject has ill intentions and isn't there to just look at the nature. Now I'm not the one to judge, but one thing's for sure. This is definitelly not a human being. It's still unclear If the person behind the camera survived or not, but this is definitelly going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Is this real, or just another hoax? You decide. BEFORE WE GET TO NUMBER ONE-"
His thumbnail in the video thumbnail, when you can visibly see his thumbnail as he rubs the meat because his thumbnail is in his thumb in his hand, and put a thumbnail in a thumbnail but put a nail in his thumb thumbnail
What makes this for me honestly is the shots of him standing on the mountain and coming down it. It gives it a vibe really reminiscent of the tape from The Ring. This is honestly my favorite video on the Internet. Fucking hilarious every time I watch it. Thank you so much for making it, seriously.
CounterNerd with faint whispers of "spicy meat" "yeaaaah boi" in the kitchen. it drives you insane until he eventually stir fries you in his wok of lost souls
Whenever I'm cooking something for my mates, i lock myself in the kitchen and play this on a loop at max volume. My mates have stopped asking me to cook for them.
i see the reverse grip as an addition to armor where the blade is fixed to the gauntlet notice how your wrist moves freely with the blade with a normal grip but you must lock your wrist in a fixed position with the reverse grip and use your forearm for stability. i see no benefit to holding a loose blade with that grip but i do see the benefit in having a fixed blade on your off hand and a loose blade in your dominant hand. you would have the freedom to grab or grapple still and have the added benefit to have a larger guard on your gauntlet
Rogueruler no what would make you think that ;P apparently if you click the link in the video it doesn't change the page you are currently on it only opens the new video in the same location as the old one. and yes it is for a skallagrim vid
After watching this, a man will call your phone and tell you to "give your meat a good ol' rub" and that your meat will be fully cooked in "SEVEN DAYS"
Before I die I'm going to make a time capsule and the only things I'm going to put in it are a fake passport, a handgun, and a flashdrive with this on it. Then bury it in my backyard and confuse the shit out of future archaeologists.
I had a dream where I sat in a dark room, unsure where I was. Then, all of a sudden, from the darkness came light that shined on a dark figure. It was Ainsley himself. In front of him was a personal kitchen and various ingredients. He proceeded to make an assortment of dishes, describing the process of making them in great detail and a soft but ecstatic tone. I tried to escape but I realized I was tied down from my neck to toes. All I could do was sit and watch as he cooks in this dimly lit room. After some time, he finally finished his last dish and brought them to a table in front of me(which I just noticed at that point). He grabbed one dish I had seen before, his "Toasted Sandwich", and walks over to me. He then the sandwich and brings it closer to my face. "Go on, take a bite" he says. At first reluctant, I tried to first ask what was going on but then I looked up at him and saw him looking straight back at me with his infamous grin. I knew then I couldn't refuse, so I accept his treat. "That's it, lovely" he says as I eat, as if he was feeding a child. I was just so confused. I can't remember much after that, he just kept feeding me his food. At some point I woke up, unsure whether I ate his jerk chicken. I can't tell if it was a nightmare or not.
Harold Sé Britannia funny seeing this just now as I literally just came from a vid where he talks about this. He actually loves it and thinks they're hilarious!
Lyrics for the video: Really good mix that,mix that thing That's it pirirum Hahaha ashcubeloragi Hihihi ahhshh That's it hahum ahhshh ahhshh ahhshh Meat and rouble Huuu That's it Hihihummmaaaaii tririrum pirirum Muscovado hohohoho Tru rur ruim ru Tsss ahh Delightfull piri ri rum
I'm gonna put this on a memory stick and leave it on a bus.
Perfect idea 😂
DOnt traumatize someone. If they aren't mentally strong, they will watch it and turn into a vegetable.
ha
+Mr.Light's Out The hot spicy meatrix
please do
This is what gordon ramsey see's when he has sleep paralysis.
Lmfao!
Ainsley is lack of lamb sauce
This makes it 100000x funnier imagining someone discover it and watching it
Delightful
Gordon Ramsay: **gets sleep paralysis**
Paralysis demon (Ainsley Harriot): 0:51
Feels like I'm gonna die in seven days after watching this
+ANGELO13111 Are you still alive?
+Daniels30 ...sadly
ANGELO13111 Ainsley will help you when you most need him, don't worry.
Did you die? Pls respond! I just watched it and now I'm afraid I'm gonna die! /s
Fuck ikr
I almost forgot to watch this today.
taken straight from the deep web
Don't forget to watch it!
@@midnight_snack6608 already did.
Daddy
Watch it
This might be my new favourite video on the internet
Hi :D
....I have nothing else to say *poofs away*
It's beautiful....
Welcome to the dark... I MEAN bright world of montage parodies yami enjoy yeah boi Forever
Yami!
Sane
Legend has it hes still out there in the mountains where hikers have been reported missing
and the meat....
Theyre not animal meat........
but meat of something else..............
@@rachael3806 heyeah boy
no
Legends say you can see him sensually stirring atop a freestanding staircase in the middle of the woods.
sunsetman22 our his own
Legends say, he is still mixing it to this day...
In a dumpster located somewhere near the None Piece.
idkw but this comment is so funny lmfao
Legends say, he is still giving that meat a good ol rub
Mark Johnson lol
SCP Ainsley has escaped containment
*no*
Yes
SCP-[REDACTED] (Ainsley)
Object Class: Keter
@@shadisoopsydoodle7298 more like object class apollyon
Code Red. Spice cabinet security level 1 has been breached.
I watch this everyday before going to bed.
Rubenz343 You got issues
.
gokul krishnan have to
lol
Rubenz343 how this shit is to creepy
Rubenz343 same
Amazing
Dan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you watch this stuff lol
Dan Bull Approves This shit
***** HOLEY MEAT
***** How are you doing?
YO DAN
genius
who ever made this dude get in touch with the paranormal activity directors they really need your brah.
h3h3Productions A fax? Now that's fucking creepy... Imagine getting a fax through your email.
Phaneron wat
K Marba ainsley harriott exe. still better than gravity
Akantares well, it's a 68 seconds long video..assuming that is recorded in 25 FPS (Frame Per Second) it will take 1700 pieces of paper. But you can reduce the FPS to 20 so it shouldn't be too choppy and use only 1360 pieces of paper
+Russell Teapot k
Subtitles :”creepy song”
Deaf people :*fall off the chair*
To be honest this is what my sleep paralysis demon says when I get up in the middle of the night to pee
@@generalgreevus8773 what "give that meat a good ol' rub"?
@Tornike Tvalchrelidze lol
666 likes hehe boi
666 likes
How it feels to chew 5 gum
xDDD
Holy shit, my sides…
You....you're a fucking genius. We need you in advertising, right now.
stimulate your senses
Alright Mr.Krabs! Yeah boii
The tongue and the violin cracked me up so hard, haven't laughed this hysterically in a while
Electrofensterheber same I died laughing at the violin tongue
Same here also. Tongue scene always makes me laugh.
Slow it down to 0.75.
667th like, not today satan
Usman Akram i diedededed xD
Little children look under their beds for the Boogey Man. The Boogey Man looks under his bed for Ainsley Harriott.
This.
+Thedoctor19000 Yeeaaaahh Boi
+Thedoctor19000 Ainsley Harriott looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris
This ceased being amusing years ago
UnrealDifficulty Your mother ceased amusing me years ago.
Imagine this playing in the plane monitor just before takeoff.
Best flight ever
Final destination moment
First violin riff scared me lol
moist that's the part where I begin to crack up
That tounge,like a snake
moist lmao I laughed
Anime is not my life you're the fourth person who has said "I see you everywhere."
E Quinn oof sorry
The secret ingredient? Human flesh.
That’s why he says hehe *BOY*
4 ounces of shredded babies
Lmao
Children’s tears to wash it down *YEAH BOI*
Nutty Geezer 0:51
This video masterfully captures the essence of the Harriott, its vigor gives us a perception of a serial cooker and how he performs everyday mixing of sugar.
h3h3Productions delightful*
A good ol rub
I played this while home alone in the dark. Big mistake. Firstly, my pots and pans in the kitchen started to rattle and shake, one fell on the floor which startled me. I ran to the kitchen and saw the pepper and salt grinders elevating, grinding their contents onto the oven top. The door slammed behind me, I was trapped. Suddenly, from a casserole pot on the stove, flames erupted and from it emerged a demon, a demon of flame, of fire, of spice.
you should write a book on your paranormal experiences with ainsley
Hehe boi
Did it say ”yeh boi”?
AND HIS NAME WAS *_AINSLEY HARRIOT!!!_*
Your ending sentence was gey and ruined it
I finished the video but I'm still hearing his laughter and cooking......
It's....
*delightful*
you're fucked mate.
According to rumors if you see this video three times in sequence you will have seen this video three times
Holy shit i tried it and it works!
Slowy WTF YOUR RIGHT
Why doesn't it work for me? I guess it's just a rumor..
Oh... my... god... it happened!!!!!!!
i dont get it
I actually can't stop watching this, every time I go to watch another video I do a full circle back reach around.
h3h3Productions is this considered an creepy pasta?
žmm ẅḧɏṁƐ a*
I read your comment the first time. found it funny then forgot about it. Went on to another video and then couldn't stop thinking about this one. Saw the link clicked it and saw your comment again. I'm in the loop
FutureSoundStation Welcome aboard.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!
at 0:44 we see the subject turn to face the cameraman. We can only hope he had mercy on his poor soul.
Mazaveli no mercy for the weak
ParaNoid the cameraman clearly isn’t weak tho, to have the balls to record that close to Ainsley
In Chills' voice: "As you can see, the subject turned to face the camera. And this is where video cuts. It's pretty clear that the subject has ill intentions and isn't there to just look at the nature. Now I'm not the one to judge, but one thing's for sure. This is definitelly not a human being. It's still unclear If the person behind the camera survived or not, but this is definitelly going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Is this real, or just another hoax? You decide. BEFORE WE GET TO NUMBER ONE-"
The camera man is invincible.
Legend has it, he's still mixing to this day.
and people keep dissapearing
I like to imagine this whole video is just a deleted scene from Lost
Even know he is still mix his curse to anyone looking for camping and making Marshmello thank you covid for saving us from this danger
I believe he is still giving that meat a good ol' rubbin
when I close my eyes whilst this is playing I can almost picture him using the spoon to dig around in someones skull.
Tempus Fugit yeah you got mush, practically scramble the brain up real good so it can be more effectively removed.
or someones uterus
did you just fucking say whilst
I sure fucking did!!!
Tempus Fugit give the brain a good ol' rub!
Why wasn't his thumbnail in the thumbnail?
thumbnaillseption
+Helder Fernandes commentception
His thumbnail in the video thumbnail, when you can visibly see his thumbnail as he rubs the meat because his thumbnail is in his thumb in his hand, and put a thumbnail in a thumbnail but put a nail in his thumb thumbnail
+Raihan Purboyo wat
That Sir or Madam Is GENIUS!
Besides all the memes and the strong sexual aura look, Ainsley is such a sweet man when he cooks.
Barf.
Dude is a whole gentleman with positive aura
Gordon Ramsay’s exact opposite.
@@MiguelDLewisyou know Gordon plays a character right?
Tell that to the victims family
Congratulations ! You just triggered a Vietnam flashback
?? :D ??
๖ۣۜCông ๖ۣۜBoy the war
i read this comment in that voice
This is how you provoke the Vietnamese, just say : Địt mẹ mày
Achievement unlocked: PTSD? More like p t s *OH GOD MAKE IT STOP* !
I would pay for a horror game where Ainsley Harriot is the main villain.
Holy crap yes
+IDoNotApproveOfThat My body is ready.
+coolwoolfool I think I know someone who can make that.
+IDoNotApproveOfThat he'll give your meat a good ol rub
That was my first impression lmao
Feels like I'm watching some ASMR
it's better than that
The fuck's an ASMR?
+Aero FC look it up
This is the exact opposite of an ASMR
SPUTNIK.
Don't know, his mixing is pretty satisfying
What a time to be alive
+Carter Larosa
the time of dANK memes
+Carter Larosa drinking memes, they thought I'd die
+Carter Larosa ddeelliigghhttffuull
I lost my shit cross dimensionally at the close up of his fucking nail.
It's the old lady that did it for me.
I love how it slowly turns into descent madness
I'm currently stoned off my balls and this was the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life
+NucaCola Ainley Harriott Can't be defeated, Embrace his spices....
+Fa Mulan ayy lmao
Fa Mulan they made me kek, not gonna lie
+Fa Mulan 8-)
I'm currently sober off my balls and this was the funniest thing I've ever watched in my life.
RIP Cardboard Ainsley. You will always be missed.
#RIPAinsley
he was nazi...he deserved it!!
He may be a nazi, but he will always be pewds friend
Reinier Herminigildo Is he dead?
MikeTheAmazing Νo,he came back to life!!!
and died again
I was watching this without headphones,
My mom walked in stared at me for 10 seconds then just backed out
ok
Your mother's a smart woman
No she didn't
lies
She can't comprehend the immense amount of meme before her very own eyes.
I found this on a memory stick which I found on a bus
I understood that reference
What makes this for me honestly is the shots of him standing on the mountain and coming down it. It gives it a vibe really reminiscent of the tape from The Ring.
This is honestly my favorite video on the Internet. Fucking hilarious every time I watch it. Thank you so much for making it, seriously.
lol and you get a phone call after watching it saying "give your meat a good ole rub"
And 7 days later you smell cooked food coming from your kitchen xD
CounterNerd
with faint whispers of "spicy meat" "yeaaaah boi" in the kitchen. it drives you insane until he eventually stir fries you in his wok of lost souls
Is it still your favorite? Been mine for a month
I keep watching the video for some reason.
...same.
same here xD
It's like a train wreck-you can't look away
you are gay
Same...I dunno why...
the sound of the mixing itself is so pleasing :3
JefMegarion maybe you are into ASMR...
just give that a really good mix there, mix that in
yep
UwU
I was going through a rough breakup, and on the hardest days this was the only video that could cheer me up, thanks for making this
Spicy.
lol
+cameron s Give it a really good mix.
+Normal Person That's it
delightful
Delightful...
every time im bored i just open this video.
This is 100% that video tape from The Ring
Whenever I'm cooking something for my mates, i lock myself in the kitchen and play this on a loop at max volume.
My mates have stopped asking me to cook for them.
That's because they can't hear this masterpiece properly if you lock it in the kitchen.
how's uncle Gordon doing?
@@sunsetman22 WHAT ARE YOU!?
Outlast 3 looks amazing
Outlast 3 cooking edition
@@OneNation21 bruh
@@sergeirachmaninoff876 what's the matter
lol
@Brenen Pantoja was one of ainsleys ingredients
0:29 Never gets old lmfao!
What is he saying
@@nikolaospachis4081 God knows
@@nikolaospachis4081 you could up and down lil bwoy... this what i understand
it's in reversed
That fucking inhale I'm dying 0:39
ikr
SRBINE!
civota mu az oj
TheUnknownPatriotMapping lol. nista brate.
CGDF Gaming dead af
Rumor has it he’s still mixing that bowl
that's it
i feel very uncomfortable
good
Just give your meat a good ol rub and you be fine.
same
Sounds like complaining
give ur meat a good ol' rub
hehe boi
best ASMR ive found i a long time
THE MIXING. THE MIXING NEVER STOPS.
+uxtalzon HEHEYEAH BOI..
+uxtalzon *Sounds of spoon hitting the bowl*
HYEAH HYEAH BOI
XD
8 years... what a change for h3h3
m-mum...g-get the camera?
h3h3Productions 4moer spo0ky thing,put the speed on 0.25........b00s
*WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE OF TH-cam*
why don’t you have a seat
Hehe boi
Do you at least have cookies
Ainsley is cute though,built good.
Oh we are only just getting started
this got really dark
Wo!262
*slowest clap in the universe*
Usually I'm not this intimidating...
Wow i didn't know your real name is Dante Crailman
Your name is wet
I'm concerned about that "usually"
Im watching this at 4am and im not okay
That backwards talking at 0:29 fucking gets me every time.
*HEHEHEHE*
i feel like demons are controlling me as i continue to laugh and have mini seizures as i watch this oh my gOD
hello b0ss
I show this video to my kids when they miss behave
something is seriously wrong with me. i watch this several times a day. delightful
I thought I was the last one...
The Illuminati You mean only one?
I have to watch it once a day it's a ritual
yeah boaAaa
something has now been added to my to-do list
YEAH BWOYYY
This helps me sleep :)
***** 2spooky4asmr
***** Nice channel, broseph.
Noodels
oh how simple times were
i see the reverse grip as an addition to armor where the blade is fixed to the gauntlet notice how your wrist moves freely with the blade with a normal grip but you must lock your wrist in a fixed position with the reverse grip and use your forearm for stability. i see no benefit to holding a loose blade with that grip but i do see the benefit in having a fixed blade on your off hand and a loose blade in your dominant hand. you would have the freedom to grab or grapple still and have the added benefit to have a larger guard on your gauntlet
sorry posted on the wrong vid
h3h3Productions lol
Completely agree
Hold up, was this comment intended for a skallagrim video?
Rogueruler no what would make you think that ;P apparently if you click the link in the video it doesn't change the page you are currently on it only opens the new video in the same location as the old one. and yes it is for a skallagrim vid
I'm sad now because i don't think i will ever laugh this hard again in my life
+franklyn bush bear in the big dank house*
Give your meat a good ol rub
+franklyn bush im sad cuz i will never be this hard again
really?
+Franklyn Ohaya don't be sad, just remember the good times SATAN IS YOUR SAVIOR
One of the OG memes. Always gotta come back and refresh myself
Probably the best content these guys have ever produced
Yes
I watched this in high contrast mode and I am no longer afraid of death
dear lord.
How to that ?
@@etlttc353 some computers can invert the colors on their screen.
0:58 *Logan Paul ?*
Tawé Lo no it isn't, it's a old lady
Snowstormz619 same thing
Tezmard 😂😂😂😂😂
ITS A DEMON
No it's not
So glad I found this channel. Haven't laughed this hard in so long
Word
Me too like I'm unsubing a lot of shitty channels
The tounge violin thing gets me every damn time
me too xD
i need therapy
As soon as the mixing starts I get giddy
cannibalism is a hell of a drug
LieberBecksBier alsShakespeare What the fuck
It's the lick of the lips that creeps me out so much.
😂😂😂😂
After watching this, a man will call your phone and tell you to "give your meat a good ol' rub" and that your meat will be fully cooked in "SEVEN DAYS"
Remember when h3 was good?
im crying...without laughing, what's wrong ?! XDD
***** can i habe pizza pls ?!
zangoose 420 habe u seen an alien, pls ?
Zoe Mon and cancer
+The Pussy Master Polska
Mimir Wise i co teraz kurwa? xD
the most uncomfortable minute of my life.
This made me laugh instead of screaming
Kuai Le Zhang same
Natural reaction if acared
That's the.... Point.
Coronavirus?
it supposed to
Need to go back to these vids . Absolute gold
Thank you Based Meme
U make me tingly between the legs
Why have i watched this multiple times?
Matthew Harrington me too. We are already hypnotized by this video to watch it over and over until our death
i have a minute left to live yet i watch this ainsley meme
We must all obey the great Ainsley and watch this video until existence is no more
lækse luks you mean watch this until everyone has been oiled
This clip is hundred times creepier than half of the horror movies.
Funny to think that this was the beginning of the road to the h3 podcast
Is this digital blackface?
Ryan Clay how dare u
Someone had to spoil it
YEAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI
Ryan Clay.
yep
Everyone should try to send this to the man himself.
Everyone. For real though.
Before I die I'm going to make a time capsule and the only things I'm going to put in it are a fake passport, a handgun, and a flashdrive with this on it. Then bury it in my backyard and confuse the shit out of future archaeologists.
LMAO
You're doing God's work, son.
Oh lord in heaven, fucking god tier brilliance!
legends say that he's still mixing that stuff till this date until eternity
I had a dream where I sat in a dark room, unsure where I was. Then, all of a sudden, from the darkness came light that shined on a dark figure. It was Ainsley himself. In front of him was a personal kitchen and various ingredients. He proceeded to make an assortment of dishes, describing the process of making them in great detail and a soft but ecstatic tone. I tried to escape but I realized I was tied down from my neck to toes. All I could do was sit and watch as he cooks in this dimly lit room. After some time, he finally finished his last dish and brought them to a table in front of me(which I just noticed at that point). He grabbed one dish I had seen before, his "Toasted Sandwich", and walks over to me. He then the sandwich and brings it closer to my face. "Go on, take a bite" he says. At first reluctant, I tried to first ask what was going on but then I looked up at him and saw him looking straight back at me with his infamous grin. I knew then I couldn't refuse, so I accept his treat. "That's it, lovely" he says as I eat, as if he was feeding a child. I was just so confused.
I can't remember much after that, he just kept feeding me his food. At some point I woke up, unsure whether I ate his jerk chicken. I can't tell if it was a nightmare or not.
best creepypasta
That wasn't a dream my son ( ͡° ͜ʖ°͡ )
He's like a fucked up Bob Ross that failed, but for cooking
TheOldSoul96 you really hVe spare time don't you
I wonder if real Ainsley knows how internet famous he is.
Harold Sé Britannia funny seeing this just now as I literally just came from a vid where he talks about this. He actually loves it and thinks they're hilarious!
Never had Ainsley chopping with teaspoons
@@rico4101 go out to find everyone is wearing a shirt with his iconic face
Delightful.
0:28 *jumps up and down while speaking gibberish*
Lieutenant Namagem like an ostrich lol. 😂
Like anyone understands
Lyrics for the video:
Really good mix that,mix that thing
That's it
pirirum
Hahaha ashcubeloragi
Hihihi
ahhshh
That's it
hahum
ahhshh ahhshh ahhshh
Meat and rouble
Huuu
That's it
Hihihummmaaaaii
tririrum pirirum
Muscovado hohohoho
Tru rur ruim ru
Tsss ahh
Delightfull
piri ri rum
Zangetsu276
Piririrum...
I'M FUCKING DEAD
Nope,bad lyrics.
scovarboo.................. i'm dead
Lucas Soares MUSCOVADO
Montefires222 Fixed
That's it.
This is what creepy is supposed to look and sound like! The editing is amazing, and audio with the warped circus music... GOLD.