Imagine if a superior species appeared and they enslaved us and treated us just like how we treat other species. Not trying to be edgy or woke, just throwing that thought out there.
You know what? If i die eaten im ok with that, atleast i can help that other organism fill Its stomach, but if i was killed and eaten like THAT i would be furious at God no not even God THE ATOMS THAT MADE THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE YOU KNOW WHAT NO IM ANGRY AT THE PARTICLES THAT STARTED THE BIG BANG SUCH AS THE ELECTRON, AND SOME OTHER PARTICLE i don't know how to end this rant so heres a cookie
I'm gonna be honest that giant Lobster Claw did look absolutely delicious, It's mostly that pizza scene and the alfredo scene that grossed me out, just thick white stuff in general.
Its been 2 years and I routinely come back to this video just to affirm my disdain for humanity. I’m talking about the mukbangers not Ethan. Love you Ethan, gr8 moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
this video is legit one of my all-time favourite youtube productions. the boosted and added sound effects and the zooming in on all the best parts… glorious
I love how the only time Hila talks is when its a really good observation or a straight up fact, like she lets them thoughts brew up there and only lets em out at the perfect time, and Ethan is just word vomiting, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
It doesn't make any sense, how can you not just annoy the frick out of yourself when you eat like that? My dad is a loud chewer which means I can never watch a movie with my parents if there's snacks involved
I almost couldn't make it through the video. Well, I haven't actually made it all the way through yet. I've needed to skip ahead a couple times, pause, and look away more than once. He just said she was the tip of the iceberg. I might turn it off. My god, what am I watching? I have to leave.
Bro! Thanos isn't a villain! He is a hero who was so right it scared everyone into thinking he's a villain. He saved the universe. That's like calling mlk a villain cause he went up against popular belief😂😂 Jk about that, but he was right in the end
I can't believe how often I come back to this video and be exactly as disgusted by it as I was the first time watching it xD The editing. The sound effects. The zooming. The commentary. Absolute masterpiece!
The girl with the crab and alfredo gets points for actually chewing with her mouth closed. But minus a thousand points for making the whole thing strangely sexual.
This is one of my favorite H3 videos, even though it's honestly hard to watch. Ironically, Ethan and IDubbbz started their own mukbang series even before this was posted....
Honestly the grossest part to me is how they get their hands so dirty with such long nails, I can just imagine all the gunk that gets stuck underneath them.
As a representative of girls with long nails, you are absolutely right, shit gets under all the time lmao. But I assure you that they’re just as dirty as hands in general and cleaning under them is a part of hand washing. You can tell the difference between someone who keeps good care of them and someone who doesn’t, and most people do keep them pretty clean
The appeal of the video is in its core sexual. Her target audience are guys that like to watch women stuff their faces with food, often called feeders.
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Those water sound effects is what makes this a work of art.
A Duck true quality.
That shit makes me so uncomfortable for some reason
I'm dying, genius
Really giving me The Lighthouse vibes
A Duck absolutely facts. i need to know who edited this video 😂
Imagine surviving a whole century out in the ocean while reaching record sizes, setting milestones for your species, just to end up like this.
Great, now I'm also crying whilst I vomit
so you mean its a good thing?
@@MrPaxio no!!
L30 can’t wait till the sharks and crabs start taking humans for research
Imagine if a superior species appeared and they enslaved us and treated us just like how we treat other species. Not trying to be edgy or woke, just throwing that thought out there.
I was too lazy to make dinner, so I watched this again.
Don't feel like eating anymore. Problem solved.
never have to eat again life hack 2021
Hehehehe 🦀🦀🦀
Is this how vegans see us?
As a vegetarian, personally not really. I see some meat eaters as greedy like this, but most are aight
@@niyaboyd3805 understandable, have a good day
Yes
im not vegan3
I don't care what other people eat but im sure non vegans and vegans find this so disgusting lmao
Plot twist: Ethan was the one who requested the shrimp eggs sausage and potatoes.
and eggs
And corn
Wtf is
Shrimp eggs sausage?
@RASHEED WALLACE Whatever you're talking about
Yes
I feel like I've done something wrong just by watching this video.
i feel like i've done something wrong in life TO STUMBLE upon this video.
@@Fry1077 Not even the FBI have the balls to watch this dude. You're in the clear.... if you can call this nightmare that.
I feel like I’ve been possessed by demons and watching this bullshit.
THis is Food Porn
LameStudiosInc You were born…
I love how she prays before eating but proceeds to commit the sin of gluttony
EXACTLY
Thats why she’s praying duh
Praying if u eat alot means that your sorry about eating a huge food
@@thatonehobo6205 grammar.exe is not responding
@@m_ridian 🤣
The sad thing is any crustacean with a claw that big lived a really long life, like 20-30 to just be in that video
Smothered in butter and down the toilet
:(((((((
You know what? If i die eaten im ok with that, atleast i can help that other organism fill Its stomach, but if i was killed and eaten like THAT i would be furious at God no not even God THE ATOMS THAT MADE THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE YOU KNOW WHAT NO IM ANGRY AT THE PARTICLES THAT STARTED THE BIG BANG SUCH AS THE ELECTRON, AND SOME OTHER PARTICLE i don't know how to end this rant so heres a cookie
I feel like it'd be linger, like 70-100!
7 deadly sins:
1. Gluttony
Another deadly sin: Plate looks like shit after you eat.
GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED
@@aqif5257 MAY YOU RECIEVE REPENTANCE YUNG 1
@@aqif5257 DADE
2. Lust
The fact that Hila didn't leave him after this pizza scene just proves that she truly loves him.
😂
As someone who loves pizza with ranch, that's disgusting. Made me actually gag
Maybe she’s into that kinda thing 😳
or when he launched his diapers onto the hillside
@@spikesspices2389 omg LMAO XDXD
I have seen this video so many times to the point where I'm so desensitized to the edits that I just watch them with an ear-to-ear smile on my face.
You are a scary one
I'm gonna be honest that giant Lobster Claw did look absolutely delicious, It's mostly that pizza scene and the alfredo scene that grossed me out, just thick white stuff in general.
@@capootiscrepitoos That's definitely an exception for me too. I'm still grossed out by the pizza scene.
Its been 2 years and I routinely come back to this video just to affirm my disdain for humanity. I’m talking about the mukbangers not Ethan. Love you Ethan, gr8 moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
this video scares me.
Do you sit on people?
@@justsomegirlwithoutamustache yes
YO SAME LMFAOO
I'll make your bub bubs bounce - make 'em bounce now. Woo!
"I like how she's sitting in the ocean, it's like a threat to the ocean." - Hila
Liam Morin she prayed too 😂😭
Hila is love
Liam Morin lmaooo
I'm 31 and I don't think I'm old enough to see this
bruh im 15 & i watched the whole thing
Bruh i'm 14 and i only listen 70's and 90's rock, i was truly born in the wrong generation
@@f4lc0n15 bruh im 5 and i listen to caveman shouts and rock banging
I'm 21 and still feel this is too mature content for me
@@f4lc0n15 oH WoW HOw uniquE ArE yOu
6:22 The way she says "right here" has been stuck in my head for over two years now lol
That poor lobster is 100 plus years and lived through so much to end up like that. Bro didn't deserve to go out like that
One day, about 12 years from now, baby Theodore is gonna find this channel and see his dad getting a ranch facial
He'll probably see a lot worse while he's growing up though
M. Ch. true true
thick dad gets punished by sea monster while sister watches
Hey, whatever pads the college fund
😂
Ethan gets so happy when he genuinely makes Hila laugh it's so cute
Because she has a lovely smile
this video is legit one of my all-time favourite youtube productions. the boosted and added sound effects and the zooming in on all the best parts… glorious
Do you understand how cursed this editing is? I remember it once every two months and have to come back and suffer again.
Great moves, proud of you🙏
The sound effects made this 10x worse.
Y E S
WHAT?!
Yep
*better
Haha I’m the 1 thousandth like👍
All the sound effects and their chewing noises and moans are literally the post-traumatic war flashbacks of soldiers.
Suffering from ptsd
Ptfd=
post traumatic food disorder
Vietnamese Brothels
The Vietnamese had George Forman grills in the bushes and in the tunnels
is she supposed to be recording porn or food
sometimes i like coming back to the channel just to relive my childhood
hey lol
The background seagull/beach noise 😂😂😂
Vegans: have left the chat
Me: honestly, I don’t blame them on this one
@@bd9208 they are not wasting, just eating on a discusting form
Because of this, I might become a vegan.
Non-Vegans: Have also left the chat, its fucking disgusting
Vegans: have left the chat
Everyone else: *has also left the chat*
Vegans: left the chat
Everyone else: becomes vegan after this
I watched this shit hungover and puked into my bed. Thanks Ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you.
hahahaha get well soon man
im hungover too and this made me hungry
Bro ngl, i stayed sick at home today and this made even more sick.
I drank 15 cans and sniffed two grams last night im extremely hungover
I'm hungover too.... and had food poisoning last night...from sausage. What the fuck... the sound of people. Chewing makes me wanna kill someone.
Their video editing used to be next level.
I love seafood, and I’d say that it isn’t the food that makes her videos gross, it’s the way they eat them, and the sounds they make
Yes i agree
Nauseous ✅
Uncomfortable ✅
Mega flaccid ✅
This is why I subscribed
Nut
U
T
For me it’s the exact opposite, and that’s why I subscribed.
Jared piper hahahahahaha top tier
I love how the only time Hila talks is when its a really good observation or a straight up fact, like she lets them thoughts brew up there and only lets em out at the perfect time, and Ethan is just word vomiting, perfectly balanced as all things should be.
guys look at this uninteresting skeleton wow good contrast to the person who's actually intereting
Whenever I'm on a diet I watch this to prevent myself from eating
retweet 🤪
I love rewatching this vid every 2 years
Same here lmao
Yeah just a reminder to enjoy life
WHY DOES SHE MOAN SO MUCH PLEASE STOP IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE
dana !!-// F E T I S H
dana !!-// it’s sexy
Top is gay now I feel bad bc ots ironic
why am I demonetized? Me?
Succubus
If you chew with your mouth open unironically we cant be friends
Every time my cousin eats next to me I always tell him it’s ridiculous how loud he chews, now I’m a loud chewer but at least I keep my mouth closed
I mean I can't breathe through my nose with my mouth closed
unsubscribe Yes you can, otherwise there is something wrong with you.
It doesn't make any sense, how can you not just annoy the frick out of yourself when you eat like that? My dad is a loud chewer which means I can never watch a movie with my parents if there's snacks involved
Maybe i dont wanna be ur friend then
I vividly remember this video and how it took me 5 tries to get through it when it first came out.
How time flies.
"oh Ho hO tHaT's Go0D PiZzA" 😂😂
Those goddamned sound effects were horrifying lmao
75PercentJuice hilarious but so unexpected and nasty😂😂😂
I almost couldn't make it through the video. Well, I haven't actually made it all the way through yet. I've needed to skip ahead a couple times, pause, and look away more than once. He just said she was the tip of the iceberg. I might turn it off. My god, what am I watching? I have to leave.
Idk I kind of enjoyed the crab eating parts, nasty but bearable. Those ladies are nothing compared to Ethan's parody
It sounded like a starving wolf devouring it's prey.
Can we give some credit to Ethan and Hila, imagine how gross that is editing this video.
I love how I got a Hardee's ad, I do not want to eat anything right now.
I wanted to yak. Not joking this is sick. This video made not use any dipping sauce. I think my parents will be happy now..
I can feel my fucking arteries clogging and my heart stopping.
*Especially at that pizza.*
3 years later and im revisiting old h3 videos. this was the best decision ever i forgot how fucking funny and incredible at editing they are
this is one of the only videos that the editing made me actually feel uncomfortable
Totally, it makes Filthy Frank child friendly.
Doc Roberts same
I dont think I can eat seafood anymore. That's disgusting.
I definitely had to skip through some parts...
E
The sounds dude. I feel violated.
Just the editing of the dipping motion in the sauce was death I never knew I hated a sound that much
Jordan Kearney SAAAAAAAAAME!
RIP to the old Ethan he will be missed.
@claudiadolce not his fault ethan disappeared up his own ass
@Claudia DolceHuh?
This video isn't even old. This vid is garbage compared to the actual classics lol
Bro bill burr messed his brain up or something. How is this the same person as on the h3 podcast
Idk man I feel like y’all really haven’t watched the pod. I’ve been watching since like 2015 and the humor is still there…
WHY DO I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS VIDEO?! I have seen this like a 100 times since it came out
😂
i find it difficult to call Thanos a villain after watching this video..
Bro! Thanos isn't a villain! He is a hero who was so right it scared everyone into thinking he's a villain. He saved the universe. That's like calling mlk a villain cause he went up against popular belief😂😂
Jk about that, but he was right in the end
@@JohnDoe-qz9ji hahaha I feel like I'd be toast too
Thats funny because you are south African and black
Ethan’s close up editing makes everything 10x more gut wrenching
And the creepy/scary music he added with the close-ups of the 2nd lady! Scarier than any horror movie I've seen!!
Deutsche
thats what caused half the dislikes.
its hilas editing but yeah
I'm actually taking a shot because it's made me disgusted. I love eating. But what the fuck
I've never seen hila so genuinely disgusted lmao
I can't believe how often I come back to this video and be exactly as disgusted by it as I was the first time watching it xD
The editing. The sound effects. The zooming. The commentary. Absolute masterpiece!
Me: takes one sip of a drink and it smears my lipstick.
These women: inhale butter sauce and their makeup barely moves?????
Think about how much lipstick they are eating
omg right xDDDD yass queenXXDD slayyy xDD i know whaTCHU MEAN GURLLL
HannahKira222 "butter sauce"
I was thinking the same shit fuck a recipe gimme ur makeup routine?
i think she is using real paint as makeup
Plot twist: normal size lobster, shes just a little person.
Yes.
Oh my god i just realized how fucking huge that lobster is Jesus
U on to something 🤔
impossible. eating such amount of food automatically qualifies you as a big sized dumpster.
Ctfu
Man this was like peak h3. Nostalgic
Their edits are out of control 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m in my grave. They are forever the edit gods
I have no idea how a human was able to edit this without getting sick, lol
Shovex I was thinking this exact thing, he was probably pissed when Ethan went with this video
Thinking that she is human is your first mistake! She's a greedy abomination! 😉😁😂🤣 A loud mouthed shnook!
Does Exon deliver oil slicks for your eating pleasures these days? Who knew?? Omfg that nasty big mouth up close! 🤑🤢🤢🤮🤮
The girl with the crab and alfredo gets points for actually chewing with her mouth closed.
But minus a thousand points for making the whole thing strangely sexual.
Lmao. I don’t remember the last time I agreed to heartily with a comment
So*
The fuck is alfreydo sauce
You misspelled "plus"
I still come back to this video
Ethan: “i was on i diet so i could only get a medium pizza”
When the medium pizza is the biggest pizza I’ve ever seen in my life
True
I wonder what is the large
I was already vegan before watching this, now I’m just getting my nutrients from the sun, like a plant.
I'm a Breatharian.
ahahaha im ded
Photosyan, I’m a photosynthan too, I might become breatherian tho
Same tho
@@nudge2784 😅😂🤣
When ethan was just smothering himself in ranch all I could think about was how hes gonna be a dad in a few months lmaooo
LOL!
True
hahaja, ethan gon be best father... love ethan
Ethan the Dad - taking back the phrase "Papa Bless!" 😁
I often come back to this video during sad times and it always makes me happy
imagine wishing it was 5 years ago 5 years after this video
I like how Ethan calls every type of seafood in this video "lobster"
Ethan’s iq level has now turn 12%
Double_A Mac yes Ik and the bee girl is eating a Alaskan King crab
Ikr... fucking awful how he doesn't recognize invasive king crab
I mean they're Jews, they don't eat shellfish
@@XxThatGuyOverTherex1 are either of them religious?
I've never been so happy to see an ad in the middle of a video in my life
Like Please Stop This!!!
My exact response
the editing on this has kept me up at night since 2019
This actually made me crave crab legs
This man deserves an award for the editing
Danielle Steinbach he deserves to be off youtube
he should be in jail
Kamya Peterson Why?
Meg ôwô interesting 🤔
Are you guys sarcastic or head ass triggered
Her neighbours probably think that she’s watching porn every day
@Turquoise Cheetah ha u are so right
2 years later this is still the funniest video from h3h3 xD
This is one of my favorite H3 videos, even though it's honestly hard to watch. Ironically, Ethan and IDubbbz started their own mukbang series even before this was posted....
Trying to eat while watching this was the biggest mistake of my life
Lmao
I was eating proscuitto and mozzarella pearls, something i treat myself to once a month, and immediately had to put it away.
I was watching this the other day and eating and I had to stop lol now I’m back😂
Larisa Thacher same
Same here.
i dont get disgusted easily, but this was something else
THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNNNGGG
I'm eating right now and idc
1000 subs with no videos same🤢
I get and when she smacked for the 1st time, I was done
Same
when he started drinking the ranch, i went from laughing to on the vurge of vomiting😂
Honestly the grossest part to me is how they get their hands so dirty with such long nails, I can just imagine all the gunk that gets stuck underneath them.
You know those nasty woman be having doodoo in their nails😷🤢🤮
@@seanceknowles2911 LMAO, had not heard that word "doodoo" since kindergarten. LOL
The Alfredo sauce didn’t get you?
As a representative of girls with long nails, you are absolutely right, shit gets under all the time lmao. But I assure you that they’re just as dirty as hands in general and cleaning under them is a part of hand washing. You can tell the difference between someone who keeps good care of them and someone who doesn’t, and most people do keep them pretty clean
You just have to wash your hands after 😂 it’s not much different from just having short nails
The sound effects made me physically ill. Thank you.
Same ugh 🤢🤮 new diet plan watch this before wanting to eat
It’s been 3 years and still I return here.
come back
somehow I've repeated this video multiples times and I can't just stop
Why is she moaning like that I had to turn my volume down
The appeal of the video is in its core sexual.
Her target audience are guys that like to watch women stuff their faces with food, often called feeders.
@@PirateTHESteam1 u know something we all dont man and im afraid to ask
Same
Her moaning is really annoying
AH AH AH AH AH IT'S SO BIG!
I get scared when Ethan And Hila stop talking it feels like im alone in a nightmare
this is so accurate
thehboys 21 underrated comment
I can’t wait for Theodore to see this video
Imagine Teddy and Bruce watching these
Chewing with your mouth open is literally the most infuriating thing in my life I hate these channels
Zane Vasquez facts
Yeah, it really is disgusting *proceeds to accidentally eat with mouth slightly open*
Ikr, that makes me uncomfortable
its crazy because thats why people watch!!!
This man be spitting fax
Surprisingly Ethan's mukbang was the least disgusting part.
Memu it was the best part
Imagine all the acne he’ll get after dipping his face in that ranch haha
CarsTon Ewww don’t make me think about his pores
I had to pause once he started drinking the ranch outta the bowl like cereal milk. I'm about to get physical
@@crustypng You get acne from dipping your head in sauce?
The last guy didn't even finish his food he just want to take a bath with the ranch 😂
Ethan eating that pizza at the end made me gag for real
This is beyond Gluttony. This is a new sin...
I don’t even know what the sin is called and I already agree.
Spartin it’s gluttony 2 the sequel
Mukbang
King Treedede gluttony 2: electric boogaloo
Spartin yea she definitely got double xp on that gluttony
Sound producing of this video is a masterpiece.
БЁРД actually
Better than Bohemian Rhapsody
it makes me want to die
The when you watch it audio only, the video h3 was reacting to, it sounds like porn.
@@jeremiahsandler Then their job is complete...
I wonder how Theodore would feel if he ever saw this video when he’s older of his dad dipping his face in ranch 🤣🤣
ima be real yall…….that shit looks delicious. just the seafood tho idk what that white girl was doing
I agree. These edits had the opposite effect on me. 😂
Props to Hila watching this while pregnant
Yeah it's a big risk I'm a doctor and she can throw up the baby that way.
hoopcaloop deadass omfg
hoopcaloop I was thinking the same thing because I’m pregnant too and the idea of seafood sounds amazing
And whats been eaten on screen is beyond any insane pregnant craving... Hila is a trooper!
hoopcaloop YAVSGE VROKE HER WATEE
For some reason, I can stomach the FilthyFrank Cake Trilogy, but apparently not this.
I swear whats wrong with us??!! I literally can't see this
Its the sound effects
Same
Omfg same here dude I was fine with human cake but this kills my soul
Same
"im sorry guys but... look at my hair."
*eats large crab leg dipped in alfredo sauce*
Im gonna miss the old h3h3
If I had a nickel for everything she said “Uhhhhhhh” or “Ummmm,” I’d be on Mr. Krabs level
Loon K. Do well that chick ate Mr. Krabs so you’re past his level now
My millionth dollar
That kinda varies from episode to episode.
Loon K. Do you would be drowning pennies
THE CRUSTY CRAB IS UNFAIR MR. KRABBS IS IN THERE
The best way to lose weight is to watch this video everytime you feel hungry.
This actually made me hungry not gonna lie
Bruh I just prepared sum tacos 🌮 and seeing this made me lose my appetite
This made me lose my appetite for at least a year lmao
Nah man how about watching this after eating a huge meal.
I had to skip some parts it was just to hard to watch
This is gross, but I low key wanna know where I can buy a lobster that big
Lmao I died when he said it’s just a bunch of hungry women watching
I’d rather get caught watching porn than get caught watching this.
This wasn't my proudest fap that's for damn sure.
@@danshazam8511 okaaaay, way to take a joke pal.
@@idunnygiveafock7640 my reply to you is 7:36
Honestly
@@muslimtommyshelby2624 lol good one.
The editing of her eating has me dying
Few things have made me cringe more
some real vicberger influence
Dude the fkn sauce sounds.
in a single bite, these cannabalistic sea monsters experience an entire generation of sea life in one mouthful
Thank you TH-cam algorithm for sending me 2 years back
My acid reflex is screaming the sauce looks like straight up oil
Acid reflex?
Facts
daddy's lil girl acid reflux** I spelled it a little wrong but it’s basically your stomach acid burning your esophagus it sucks lol
😂😂
@@RosySpeaks What's funny about that