VAN HELSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted
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- VAN HELSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Van Helsing movie review. In this funny video, we look at the Van Helsing trailer before going in-depth into our Van Helsing review. We discuss Van Helsing Hugh Jackman, Van Helsing Dracula, Van Helsing brides and more! What did you think of Van Helsing? Let us know in the comment section below.
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This movie is like what the dark universe wanted to be. Only difference is, this movie is actually watchable
It is watchable and fun for the whole family
No they wanted to be more serious and the Dracula Untold was suppose to kick it off but it was hated by critics and most fans so it bombed at the box office.Thats when they tried to reboot it with Tom Cruise and that Mummy movie.I still haven't seen it but the people I know who have said it was ok not as bad as people make it out to be but it should've been great
Exactly 😢
@@keldorthebluemack That remake of The Wolfman was seen as the start of the Dark Universe.
Watchable? This shit was horrendous.
This movie is AWESOME. It's self aware, knowingly stupid and goes along with it ! We watched it like five times in the cinema with the same group of friends back then, and we still watch it together sometimes. It holds a very special place in our hearts !
This movie was great and silly and you can still have a good laugh at it.
No. No it really isnt.
@@jediknightgeo what do you mean ?
@@lenindominguez1986 in bbb bbnbb0bbpb0b
@@lenindominguez1986 ii
Van Helsing has just enough legitimately “cool” stuff to make it worth watching. The werewolf design and transformation was pretty respectable. A few of the shots of the vampire brides were deserving of a much better movie. There was also a slight “steampunk” aesthetic that made some scenes feel genuinely unique if not mildly anachronistic. I’d like to see a studio try this again, but downplay the camp and lean harder into the horror aspects.
This movie gets alot of Flack but 2 things I legitimately enjoy are the designs for Dracula's vampire form and the Werewolf designs specifically The Black Werewolf form he transformed into at the end of the film.
Thanks for saying flack and not slack
@@blackmcbain3145 can't be Slacking off on the comments you know?
Those werewolves were jacked 😂
Prettiest werewolf I've ever seen
I think Richard Roxburgh is fantastic as Dracula.
As campy as it was the designs for their vampires and werewolves forms were brilliant especially Dracula's & Van Helsing's. Also between this and her role as Selene in the Underworld franchise Kate Beckinsale was & is still gorgeous. Also the behind the scenes and bloopers hilariously acknowledges the fact of how small their budget is and how limited everything is.
I did love Kate Beckinsale & she was having a good time on all those underwood Franchises until it went downhill
@@lenindominguez1986 The first Underworld film was great then I don't know what happened
@@keldorthebluemack you should look it up on those underwood Franchises on Wikipedia
Van Helsing did not have a small budget. It was 160 million.
No one can deny that Richard Roxburgh was having a fucking blast in this movie.
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid and I laughed loud af at the cow toss 😂
You remember in 1978 when the Incredible Hulk Tossed That Bear & it was Hilarious.
This may be a pretty cheesy movie, but I still love it… Me and my dad would quote “you are the great Van HEEEELLLLsing” to each other for years and years after we first saw it and it always made us laugh lol
I also like that another quote 'Do you like to fly, annnnaaaaa? Lol
It’s a guilty pleasure for me. I mean yeah it’s bad but at the same time it had its moments. It’s certainly better than most action flicks now a days.
It's the right level of "turn your brain off" for me.
How is it bad then
@@Bonesawisready926 it's not bad it's great
I love this movie
Your bar is set below zero
I have a nostalgic love for this movie cause it eased me into horror with its goofy nonsense 😂 and plus it was always on TV like at least every other week for a while.
It’s not a bad film
@@GGOGAMMA it is not a bad flim unless you can call it nostalgic
This is actually my mother's favorite bad movie.
I think as soon as the DVD came out she bought it and bought the Blu-ray as well just because of how silly it all is. Although nowadays I think she confuses it with underworld... :0
It's the unofficial prequel.
Wow, thanks alot mom for the movie
It is not a bad movie. Jeez just regurgitating shit.
Hell I would too especially since Kate Beckinsale is in this too
The first(grey)werewolf in this film is the most terrifying werewolf ever put to screen. The eyes...the fangs...the movement with savage intensity😬😬
The only thing I remember from this movie is Hugh Jackman Werewolf.
The other two werewolves looked alright, but Hugh's is probably my favorite design ever for a werewolf, next to Love Death + Robot's design
I am a fan of Huge Jackman & His Werewolf Costume is impressive Along With His Claws
I remember wondering why those vampire brides flew around in daylight, looked and sounded like oversized seagulls.
Frank Langella as "Sexy Dracula" will forever be hilarious to me
Richard Roxburgh doesn't get enough credit as Dracula...
Dude put in a badass performance!!!
This is one of the few movies I loved as a kid that still holds up for me. I even caught some stuff like the "What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?" that Faromir gets thrown at him after he does his Q Schtick with the explosives. It's a dumb movie but it's really fun. Scott Sommers is the right level of "turn your brain off" entertainment for me, except GI Joe, that was just trash.
....i liked g.i. joe......
The best thing about this was the Werewolf design and the lovely Kate Beckinsale
Universal was definitely trying to get something going with their Monsters but it was
just to cheesy of a foundation to start with.
That makes sense
I enjoyed this movie as a kid, the Vampire chicks are SO HOT! Honestly, this movie is just fun, people are just too stuck up. That first fight with Mr. Hyde is still badass!
Would love to see a sequel to this movie franchise. The Action was top notch with Amazing Monster design. It was a franchise that felt action filled like the Brendan Fraser Movies. They did great CGI work for the time, ya it looks weird now but imagine the same action but updated to today’s tech. Heck even a new reboot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be amazing too. But back to Van Helsing it would be nice to see sequel truly even maybe a darker version
That's league of extraordinary gentlemen reboot sounds really dope
this is literally the definition of a guilty pleasure for me. I always have a good time watching it. also the whole werewolf thing I interpret as you turn on your first full moon and remain one from then on
I love the werewolf design. It’s the best so far
American werewolf in London has the best in my opinion
Say what you will about this movie it’s still better than The Mummy from 2017.
Exactly
Damm right
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
God the attempt to make a cinematic universe of monsters was so dumb.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 Which is sad because it sounds like a good idea on paper.
Kate Beckinsale just can't escape from the story about vampire vs werewolf 😅
The Mummy (1999) is a legitimately great movie, Van Helsing - not so much. Although I do love the designs for the Brides when they're in their winged forms.
Both spoilt by terrible cgi
I always loved that Wolfman killing the Gravedigger Scene, he caught his ass Slippin' Slippin' lmfao Step aside🤣⚰️
the cow part was hilarious 😂
I know
Cows make everything fun
@@JessidafennecfoxGot Milk?
when the Dracula Bride threw the cow into the house, instantly thought "man, the owner definitely must think that's some ol' bullsh-t!". Fred Decker/Shane Black's the Monster Squad was a better outing for the Universal Monsters, hope we get a retro review of that flick eventually.
The bit about Van Helsing turning into David Lee Roth has nearly made me piss myself with laughter. 51:20
I didn’t know this movie was bad 🤷🏾♂️ I thought it was great and always wanted a sequel. Hugh Jackman played a great Van Helsing. I am always entertained at this movie when it comes on.
Definite guilty pleasure, Hugh Jackman was believable as Helsing. Kate was gorgeous and kick ass as Anna. Movie was cool, sexy and fun 💯
Stephen Sommers said they wanted the sequel to be about Van fighting off Mummies and Anubis ....but the script was thrown into development hell. The third one was supposed to be about Van encountering the Abominable Snow Man (Yeti)
Idont know if you guys already knew this but the ending was refering to her and her family getting to heaven cuz they were forbidden to enter til the dracula curse was lifted
Wtf this movie wasn’t bad…..
Very creative and fun, unlike most of what’s made today. It didn’t try to get too deep either
Same. Idk how this is considered "bad" It's not a masterpiece but its legit a good movie.
Yeah I don’t know why people say it’s bad. It’s a fun, campy movie which does a good job at paying homage to monster movies in general.
I don't even think of this movie as bad. Friends and I love this movie, flaws and all. ^^
It's just full of monsters, action, and spooky vibes. Perfect for Halloween. ^^
It's the perfect dumb fun popcorn movie! I don't think this movie is as bad as people make it out to be
This is my movie even till today, I'll go to war for this movie anytime of the day
But, no matter, criticize it all you want, I'll still love it
I actually loved this movie it came out when I was 13 . I still love it 💓
Me too and I didn't really care for it when it came out
The portrayal of Dracula in this movie is maybe my favourite because of how over the top he is. I always sneak up behind my friends when we are drunk on a night out and shout SUCCESS
I first saw this, when I stayed over at a friend's house as a kid we watched this and the league of extra ordinary gentlemen and we all enjoyed both movies.
Even IF turning into a werewolf has to be done by night, that doesn't mean it has to be night to REMAIN a werewolf. Also, sometimes a full moon is visible early in the morning; day to night, and night to say, are continuums.
I honestly have liked this movie for years without knowing it was considered a “bad movie”
11:30 THAT SHIT HAD ME DEAD, HE PIMP SLAP HIM 🤣😂😭💀
My childhood 😭 I'll never forget seeing a fucking vampire face off against a werewolf! Badass
I was either six or seven when I saw this for the first time and had been absolutely obsessed. I watched it every single day. So much so my mom brought the dvd for me for Christmas. I still have it and watch it occasionally too. Though, I don’t think it’s bad. 😭
It is still bad unless you watch it and have a good laugh at it
XD
@@SARADAISNOTUCHIHA I'm serious.
This ain’t a bad movie. Y’all should watch more movies if this qualifies as bad.
If it wasn't bad they would've made more like The Mummy with Brenden Frazier.The second wasn't as good but it still made alot of money and the director was smart enough to be like ok we'll chilling on this franchise awhile and come back to it later.Van Helsing didn't even get a choice bcuz it was really bad
Bad movie??????????? I love this film to death ❤❤❤❤❤. This should be part of the retro section, don’t care what y’all think this aged like fine wine better than these new monster movies that has no soul in it.
Exactly
How can you love this movie to death ?
@@lenindominguez1986 Because it’s my childhood movie and I love it?
@@lenindominguez1986 Still watch it till this day
@@chanelhenderson8460 Preach
This movie has a special place in my heart. I know it’s not great, but it’s so much fun and the werewolves and vampires looked cool as hell. I love this goofy ass movie.
I also love Can Helsing & Huge Jackman Can Be alot Of Fun When He is on Screen
I love this movie so much, is one of my favourites🤣never expected a Double Toasted Review on this one!
I thought it was about to go on a retro section but this one in the Star Wars prequels are not bad at all…… well except for Star Wars 2 but I’ll take that over the sequels any day
Facts!
You are for a real treat, my friend
It's a scam. The studio wants to gin up interest in the movie. So they pay for the bad review. And we go out and watch it. Halloween is coming up
4:51 Korey Jump scare
7:39 pay you
8:49 oh crap
9:33 Vampire
11:17 Gorilla man
11:55 Kate sucker punch
15:03 I am dead
15:43 watch it Q
21:09 cloudy works
24:35 Bad effects
25:45 Van Stop shooting me
26:44 One liner sucks
28:13 Cow threw
30:00 don't make sense
30:31 CG Looks crap
33:33 Stepside
38:03 f off
39:13 put me down!
46:55 what?
50:29 no more mr. Nice Vampire
51:00 very funny
51:20 Korey mess up
52:16 not today kate
Wow man, you really didn't miss lol
@@thewebchronicles you got that right and there is a lot more where that came from
It's almost heartbreaking that most consider this bad lol My childhood self loved this movie and I still do 😆 just like Godzilla 1998, I see the flaws, the corny stuff and the other bad stuff that others see but I absolutely cannot hate this movie or dislike it because it's like engraved in my blood due to me growing up with this film.
I never seen this all way thru but liked 1998 Godzilla as a teen then seen it on Netflix a few years back and I couldn't get thru it cause it's just soo corny and bad
Ain't no way yall put this on the bad category 🤣
I SAID THAT TOOO
I like this movie in all honesty .. it is a campy fun with good actors, with some good scenes and even good atmosphere and set designs
Yess me too!!!
Me too my friend
This is honestly one of my favorite movies of all time. Is it perfect? Heck no. Is it a ton of fun? HECK YES!❤❤
You Got That Right
The part that always cracks me up is when the redhead bride is like, "Do you like to flyyyyy, ANNNNAAAAA!!!!?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Harpy was like "I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT"!!!!!
Van Helsing feels like it suppose to be in the same universe as The Mummy
One of my Guilty Pleasure movies which I have watched over and over again!
Despite with boring moments, bad CGI, story and characters are wooden and hollow...
But with the action, music score, the Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolf-Man and Dracula's Daughters) and some moments are alot of fun to watch...
I know this movie was bad, but I can't stop of I really enjoy it for what it was and probably gonna watch it this Halloween night!
Go for it and this will be your best Halloween night for the whole family.
As a Castlevania fan, this movie is a guilty pleasure for me, despite it’s flaws.
I love it so much, I refuse to see it's flaws
Man this is legit one of my fav films of all time lol. It definitely has its flaws but it gets too much hate!!
i dont think this is deserving of a bad movie review, i’ve always thought its been severely overhated
It's fun and entertaining, not overly serious like a lot of movies today.
If they'd just given Van Helsing a personality, this movie would be a blast.
What?!
Please I'm eager to hear a more lengthy n detailed explanation of this Comment cuz I never noticed that was a missing part of the movie
From the scenes you see van helsing, you already know what he's about. Yes, a little mystery about his past but that's ok, we don't have to know everything. Maybe that was for the sequel
I have my own butterfly effect myth that Dennis leary was in this movie
This movie should have been an origin story of how Van Helsing became a Vampire Slayer and Monster Hunter also only show Dracula and how the two become Mortal Enemies.
Bad movie ?! It has the *best* Werewolf and Vampire design by the decade nothing so far ever come close to suprassing it
Love this channel so much bro. It's not even funny how different this channel is from any other movie channel. I even sleep to this shit sometimes
I absolutely loved this movie, especially Mr.Hyde,
for me that was just awesome
I love this movie! This review makes me want to break out the DVD and watch it!😂🥰
Or You Can Watch The Movie On Streaming
When the flying Frankenstein crashed through just the right window at just the right moment, I started laughing so hard that the other two people in the theater kept giving me dirty looks.
Any time you have Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman in the same movie, you need Abbot and Costello to make it work. I still feel like this was written by a 14-year-old whose studio executive father promised he'd turn his screenplay into a major motion picture for his birthday.
"But it had cool designs - " yeah, that's exactly what 14-year-olds think is all it takes to make a good movie.
I love this movie, it’s bad but so good at the same time. Every time it’s comes on no matter what part it’s at I’ll sit and watch.
Bad movie? Nooooo timeless classic YES. 😁
This movie was fun for me growing up. yeah it was silly but that was the point. you were supposed to have fun at the campingness just like the mummy movies.
The Blu-ray was cool tho. You also got all the classic universal creature features for free. Original Frankenstein, Dracula in black and White for free. I had never seen them so it was an awesome bonus.
This is still my favorite Van Helsing vampire movie. I don't care about the aged CGI and I love the off colored one liners. #TeamVanHelsing
Like many comments acknowledge, this movie is GREAT. It's fun and entertaining from start to finish, and the music is epic. I watched it so many times and I never changed the channel whenever it was on. I'm really surprised DoubleToasted considers this a Bad Movie. They did a fantastic job with the low budget. I even remember the PlayStation game based on the movie was pretty good. I even bought the DVD, HD DVD & Blu-ray versions.
But regardless of what anyone thinks of this movie, we all agree that Kate Beckensale was, is & forever 🔥🔥🔥
Don't forget Fr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide.
I'd love to see y'all review The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too. I've always seen it as the perfect pairing with Van Helsing for a late 1800's set goofy fun early 2000's double fearure.
This movie won an oscar in my house. This was on repeat all the time growing up 😂😂
i unironically love this movie.
This is my favorite guilty pleasure movie during the Halloween season
Nobody can't tell me this movie isn't pure fucking kino.
Prime Jackman✅
Prime Beckinsale in a corset and leather pants ✅
Classic Universal Monsters✅
Campy AF✅
Machine Gun Crossbow ✅
I really loved this movie when I was a kid. I watched it when I was 4 and it was something I watched on repeat 😂 I lived for the brides I loved their dresses and their demon forms were so cool. I liked the ending she was reunited with her family. That was the main goal at the beginning of killing Dracula.
Cow was like wait how did I even get in the middle of town.
This movie had a lot of imagination and effort behind it. It was a great adventure movie like the Mummy (1999). Is it bad? Yes. But it’s also fun, and that’s all that matters in my opinion.
I remember being so hyped for this, Hugh Jackman was riding high from X2
I don't when exactly in the film but I think some where a third of the way in, IIRC it was a shot with him in silhouette through some fog at night that looked so stagey, and it just clicked in my brain that this just isn't working.
It is still very ambitious but feels like one of those icarus film that flew too close to sun and just broke in the production phase with so many of the technical aspect not being quite perfected and looking noticeably bad
Beckinsale is a total baddy in this, she looked great because it reminded me of her turn in Underworld.
Rental
They opened with one of my fav scenes.
They are magical. Of course they can lift a cow.
I remember watching this on my PSP. I loved every minute of it. My favorite guilty pleasure movie.
I guess I’m the only one who thought this was OK popcorn flick. 😂
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I love their version of werewolves and it’s transformations
I will say it has the most ferocious looking Werewolves I've ever seen
I got this on DVD and I always watch it occasionally cuz it was hilarious and wild
It was also wild and crazy
The one bad movie roast I wish for this holiday season is the roast of “TC 2000” starring Bolo Yeung and Billy Blanks
Dracula randomly teleporting in that black and white scene, maaaaaaaaannnnn !!!
Whenever DT upload a Bad Movie Roast you know Billy is likely to be there. 😂
Let the laughter begin 🤣🤣🤣✊🏾
This film is a hell of a lot better than it gets credit for!
I didn't think it was that bad. Certainly better than that batshit-SyFy series of the same name.
To me the best line in the movie:
Dracula's Wife #1: Do you have any heart?
Dracula: NO!
I have no heart! No fear! No joy! No sorrow!
I am...hollow! And I shall live...forever!
Am I the only one who actually enjoyed this movie??? It's not great by any means but it's very watchable as a fun time on a weekend
It may be a bad movie but it definitely has the best werewolf look out of many other films. The right balance between wolf and human. Other movies either make the werewolf too human or too wolf. American werewolf in London however does have the best transformation
Exactly
This movie is an absolute blast from beginning to end. Very watchable, very enjoyable. Bad? I don't know... Good? Nah, probably not. It just... is. It is what it is, and all I know is that I like it.