"The Trail of Tears" where thousands of Cherokee Indians died being forcibly relocated from Georgia to the west, what a relevant and inoffensive reference.
@@kirbyfan4 Actually, it's the kanji for "big" - The Japanese name for Fire Blast is "Dai mon ji". "Dai" means big. However the kanji for "fire", "ka", is very similar, so I suspect there's also a play on words there.
+Ninja1Ninja2 It's been said that todays comic book superheros might one day be revered as Gods. Similar to the Greek pantheon. To think that one day alongside Batman and Superman people will be worshiping Sonichu
The psalm of Chris Chan, which has been passed down for decades... LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE WHEN YOU'RE CHRIS CHAN. FUCKING AIRPLANES N' SOME SHIT. WHEN YOU'RE CHRIS CHAN! LET'S SOLVE A MYSTERY, OR FIGHT SOME ANCIENT CHEROKEE DEMON. CHRIS CHAN! AUUUUGH! Ahh, beautiful.
"My ancestor of the Wasabi Clan wanted to rule the world. And the only way to do that was to steal the Cherokian crown from you lousy Cherokees! For centuries, we of the Wasabi Clan cried trails of tears because we were never able to kill the king of the Cherokee Clan to get the marvelous Cherokian crown!" Jesus fucking christ...
So- so... So let me just- ........ Let me get this bullshit straight........ Say, there is a crown. There isn't because Native Americans didn't have access to forging techniques and instead developed weapons and materials based around stone and other natural resources instead, but let's say that they did have a crown and a king and the group he's talking about had a monarchy or whatever. Taking a fucking crown has NEVER, in all of history, EVER just automatically made someone king because the power is behind the person, not what they wear. A crown is just symbolic of that role. Like, what, did he think that like if one of the king's servants took the crown in their sleep that they'd just be the new monarch?! NO. It doesn't work like that you fucking idiot, Chris! Unless this crown is some magical bullshit that lets you nuke cities, which doesn't seem to be the case since Chris just casually has it, then taking it means fucking NOTHING!!!
+Carlos Montes I tired calling my dad but he's still out to the store. It's been 24 years and dag nabbit if that's not the hardest grocery list he's trying to accomplish!
"While you dig into your pot of greed..." It's been years since I last looked at my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but I think that was one. Draw two cards from the deck when you play it... It was pretty useful, if I recall.
+Golden Freddy You're right, it is. That's why it's banned in tournaments, it allows you to draw two cards from the deck of cards without having to pay anything in exchange. I think Jar of Greed, which is a Trap-version of it that allows you to draw card one is permitted though.
Brendaniel, the fact that you can't turn into a Sonic OC means you're actually doing pretty damn good in life, I'd say. ...Is what I WOULD say were it not for that reading of "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell." Now I'm conflicted.
8:34 So I actually did a little bit of research in to that line and with Chris' explanation it makes even less sense. What he meant to say was "You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice." No I have no idea what that means, best guess is something to do with a tv show.
When you said "This is your rival, I have a picture of him..." I immediately thought of the Element Animation portrayal of the Villagers from Minecraft. Also, I love how you make Rosechu, Nicole and some of the other girls sound like bored gangsta ladies.
the yellow rosechu character and the orange sonichu character are actually based on real people btw the yellow rosechu is based off chris's old childhood friend who moved away and the orange sonichu is based on their old friend's boyfriend.
YES. THAT'S INUYASHA'S FACE, CHRIS IS REFERENCING THE SCENE WHERE KIKYO SHOOTS HIM, BEGINNING THE SERIES. *CHRIS I PROMISE WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO FUCKIN-*
I want to hear a full version of that theme song! It was glorious! 8:27 - I think the meaning behind this "joke" will be one of the greatest mysteries of our time...
0:11 LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE WHEN YOU'RE, CHRIS-CHAN FUCKIN'... AIRPLANES N' SOME SHIT WHEN YOU'RE, CHRIS-CHAN MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY OR FIGHT SOME ANCIENT ??? CHRIS-CHAN! [DYING INSIDE]
Sailor Moon transformations rip offs on page 11 and 13 and then I believe page 23 was a rip off of Inuyasha (guy gets pinned to tree via arrow). Actually, this series in general is about blatant rip offs.
I actually had to pause the video when the 'Trap Card' appeared. .... .... I MEAN SERIOUSLY? I knew he was a self-centered dickbiscuit, but SERIOUSLY?!
Actually, the Starfish-thing is fairly accurate, Fireblast does look like a five armed star. It's actually a Kanji (I think it was the one for fire, but I'm not sure about this), but it could easily be mistaken for a star made of flames. I'm surprised he got an obscure detail like one specific attack animation right after he made so many mistakes with the Pokemon lore before.
7:12 "That's a starfish" In the Pokemon games the move "Fire Blast" is shown with the character for "big" or "great." This was just Chris-Chan's poor attempt to redraw it.
The transformations were ripped off from Sailor Moon, the Wasabi Clan idea was ripped off from Naruto, and the trap card thing was from Yu-Gi-Oh. This guy is also a fucking weeaboo. Hell no.
OH MAH GOD. I just remembered that when I was really young (like 7) I created an original comic named Nick and Andy. Nick had ice powers and Andy had fire. I have the Remastered version I made when I was 10(?) but I have no idea where the original is. Well, anyway, I’m gonna go burn it
Chris just hates him for taking away the opportunity to finally end his lovequest and get some china. Basically the reason why he hates every male in the world.
The joke is about how people during the stone age were dumb, so you would have to tell them things twice. Chris-chan explained it in one of his commentaries.
I've figured out, "You don't have to tell me twice. But during the Stone Age..." Chris is referencing the meteor that took out the dinosaurs. Chris may think dinosaurs lived in the stone age. If that's true, and seeing how Wes-Li is coming down like a meteor, the translation may be, "You wouldn't have to tell me twice... unless we were in the Stone Age." Sonichu knows how important it is to not get hit by a meteor because Chris may have heard that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.
I wrote a detailed story based on Pokemon Silver when i was 9. While i laugh at my younger self for the overall execution of that story, i am able to share it with people as a good way to laugh and nostalgia. Cringey as it may be at points, it had far more character development and plot. Being nine i took a lot of liberties and made up some bullshit about attaining all the legendary Pokemon. It has it's own drinking game now within a local circle of friends and family now. I can look back at my story with fondness. Chris wrote this in his/her/its mid twenties, and probably sees this as a catalyst for all his troubles. I pity him, but i also dont. He let the story give too much of himself away, and the person we've found is a horrible human being.
MetaGiga When I was 7, I made a comic that was supposed to be a prequel to Super Mario Bros and I found it a couple months ago. It was really weird, but there was a cool concept of timelines with small differences. Apparently this was to rationalize Mario being able to respawn; he would just go to a similar timeline but there would always be a small change.
8:27 So.. the joke here was supposed to be that cavemen were stupid and you had to tell them to do something twice for them to do it, but Sonichu isn't stupid, so you only have to tell him once. That's actually what Chris intended. Also this is my favorite page because it looks like the sun is really angry and is trying to kill Chris and it just looks so fucking retarded.
"The Trail of Tears" where thousands of Cherokee Indians died being forcibly relocated from Georgia to the west, what a relevant and inoffensive reference.
Ash Kitt we don't deny something that never happened. That's just dumb.
Anime SnooSnoo face Don’t ever come to Poland because you would risk getting punched for saying shit like this.
Yugioh references, in a comic about Sonic and Pokémon? Hedgehogs on motorcycles!
Hedgehogs on motercycles. Aka Shadow the Hedgehog the video game.
1kenny30 nothin personel kid
Broseph Fuck you, Kevin from school
***** Stop showing my Deviantart you peace of shit
Edgy jokes aside, that game was fun and had awesome music.
I need a full cover of Ducktales but Chris Chan.
Coughing included 😂
I think the narrator is starting to crack under the pressure. And he hasn't even gotten to the really bad stuff yet.
This is just normal fanfic weirdness right now. Things really, and I mean really start to go downhill at issue #8/episode #17.
...oh god wut
maltheopia '
"start to go downhill"
jesus christ no
maltheopia Like the bit where he cures the gay with his blood? Or am I thinking too far?
maltheopia That would assume it was going up hill at some point
We find it amazing that Bren has gotten through all of these without killing himself. What a Hero.
Oh. We see, so he is an immortal then? He is the Brenlander. There can only be one!
The sad thing is that he's not even half way done.
you dont have to tell me twice but during the stone age
The Chris-Chan adventures theme was beautiful.
that was the best theme song ever invented, listening to it was able to help me reach enlightenment
Believe it or not, that actually restored some of my brain cells. That shouldn't be possible, but it was so great that it did.
I despise the dead.
For they know peace from this suffering
To be fair, Fire Blast has always been shaped like a star in pokemon canon.
Its the japanese kanji for fire
kirbyfan4
It looks similar to Akuma's "Ten" kanji, if I saw it correctly.
It was never a star. Just the kanji for fire.
@@kirbyfan4 Actually, it's the kanji for "big" - The Japanese name for Fire Blast is "Dai mon ji". "Dai" means big. However the kanji for "fire", "ka", is very similar, so I suspect there's also a play on words there.
future generations will consider sonichu as a holy text
+Ninja1Ninja2 It's been said that todays comic book superheros might one day be revered as Gods. Similar to the Greek pantheon. To think that one day alongside Batman and Superman people will be worshiping Sonichu
Sad to tell you that people are actually paying a lot for sonichu comics. Doing things ironically is going too far.
Haha yes
Doesn't help that he refers to himself as a "CPU Goddess" now.
Some Neptunia bullshit, idk. All i know is he constantly tells people to pray to him.
In case you guys couldn't tell Chris was creepily attracted to Sarah so much that he made her boyfriend a villain in his comic
Ain’t no way 💀
Not suprised.
The theme song. You killed me, Bren.
The psalm of Chris Chan, which has been passed down for decades...
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE WHEN YOU'RE CHRIS CHAN.
FUCKING AIRPLANES N' SOME SHIT.
WHEN YOU'RE CHRIS CHAN!
LET'S SOLVE A MYSTERY, OR FIGHT SOME ANCIENT CHEROKEE DEMON.
CHRIS CHAN! AUUUUGH!
Ahh, beautiful.
***** COUGH COUGH
***** Love it
I-I'm done now.
You're cancer.
Your Brain is on skittles.
You can actually hire Wes-Li to do magic tricks if you live in Charlottesville.
"My ancestor of the Wasabi Clan wanted to rule the world. And the only way to do that was to steal the Cherokian crown from you lousy Cherokees! For centuries, we of the Wasabi Clan cried trails of tears because we were never able to kill the king of the Cherokee Clan to get the marvelous Cherokian crown!"
Jesus fucking christ...
So- so... So let me just- ........ Let me get this bullshit straight........ Say, there is a crown. There isn't because Native Americans didn't have access to forging techniques and instead developed weapons and materials based around stone and other natural resources instead, but let's say that they did have a crown and a king and the group he's talking about had a monarchy or whatever. Taking a fucking crown has NEVER, in all of history, EVER just automatically made someone king because the power is behind the person, not what they wear. A crown is just symbolic of that role. Like, what, did he think that like if one of the king's servants took the crown in their sleep that they'd just be the new monarch?! NO. It doesn't work like that you fucking idiot, Chris! Unless this crown is some magical bullshit that lets you nuke cities, which doesn't seem to be the case since Chris just casually has it, then taking it means fucking NOTHING!!!
Well, people aren't exactly Chris's forte so I can see why the focus is on the crown and not the person wearing it. Shit's still bananas.
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People, characters, drawing, plot, fight scenes and powers.... NONE of it seems to be his forte, lol!
I wish I knew what happened in the stone age :'C
Also please sing more.
Call your dad Brenpai
Nah.
I called my dad Brenpai.
He didn't reply.
+Carlos Montes I tired calling my dad but he's still out to the store. It's been 24 years and dag nabbit if that's not the hardest grocery list he's trying to accomplish!
That Inuyasha reference though... It gave me cancer.
+flyingdragon67 The sacred tree and fucking arrow thing.
I love that the Cherokee 'clan' is led by a fucking Queen and she's some Nordic blonde with pale skin.
ThatsLife we are getting into some devilman crybaby territory.
"While you dig into your pot of greed..."
It's been years since I last looked at my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but I think that was one. Draw two cards from the deck when you play it...
It was pretty useful, if I recall.
It's also banned in Tournament play
+Golden Freddy You're right, it is. That's why it's banned in tournaments, it allows you to draw two cards from the deck of cards without having to pay anything in exchange. I think Jar of Greed, which is a Trap-version of it that allows you to draw card one is permitted though.
What does Pot of Greed do?
@@Jirbolicious It allows me to draw two cards!
Brendaniel, the fact that you can't turn into a Sonic OC means you're actually doing pretty damn good in life, I'd say.
...Is what I WOULD say were it not for that reading of "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell." Now I'm conflicted.
Not sure if to feel bad that this comic pissed on my heritage or to laugh at the ignorance. Regardless, thank you Bren for making my day better.
GOOD THING I LAID THIS CARD DOWN?!
What the even fuck? I'm like 110% done with this shit.
10:44 "...which allows me to draw two cards from my deck and add them directly to my hand"
One of which was apparently magical cylinder.
"..fuckin' airplanes and sum shit.."
Dude You are fucking KILLING ME
8:34 So I actually did a little bit of research in to that line and with Chris' explanation it makes even less sense.
What he meant to say was "You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice."
No I have no idea what that means, best guess is something to do with a tv show.
nightw4tchman
I think he thinks cavemen were back with the dinosaurs and he thinks they got hit.
White people be like, "IM 1/32 CHEROKEE!!"
Holy Cheese ur gay
Elizabeth Warren in a Nutshell
When you said "This is your rival, I have a picture of him..." I immediately thought of the Element Animation portrayal of the Villagers from Minecraft.
Also, I love how you make Rosechu, Nicole and some of the other girls sound like bored gangsta ladies.
the yellow rosechu character and the orange sonichu character are actually based on real people btw
the yellow rosechu is based off chris's old childhood friend who moved away and the orange sonichu is based on their old friend's boyfriend.
11:38 It's only been eight episodes, and this is only one of the examples where you can really start to hear the insanity in his voice.
Who is Chris-chan? Find out next time on mysterious mysteries with Jimmy jarfy, megag, and bren.
13:07 ...is...is that an Inuyasha reference...?
YES. THAT'S INUYASHA'S FACE, CHRIS IS REFERENCING THE SCENE WHERE KIKYO SHOOTS HIM, BEGINNING THE SERIES. *CHRIS I PROMISE WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO FUCKIN-*
Yes... the scene of the arrow that sealed Inuyasha to the tree. That is a tree. This comic just gets lower and lower.
He should of referenced more garbage anime.
@@dumbfoundedkiryu9468 LISTEN. INUYASHA WAS MY SHIT AND CHRIS CHAN HAS MADE ME FUCKING WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF IT
I want to hear a full version of that theme song! It was glorious!
8:27 - I think the meaning behind this "joke" will be one of the greatest mysteries of our time...
0:11
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
WHEN YOU'RE, CHRIS-CHAN
FUCKIN'... AIRPLANES N' SOME SHIT
WHEN YOU'RE, CHRIS-CHAN
MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY
OR FIGHT SOME ANCIENT ???
CHRIS-CHAN!
[DYING INSIDE]
The cliffhangers are intense, I wonder if we ever find out what happens in the stone age 😂😂😂😂
*G O O D T H I N G I L A Y E D T H I S C A R D D O W N*
Good thing I laid this card down!
Sailor Moon transformations rip offs on page 11 and 13 and then I believe page 23 was a rip off of Inuyasha (guy gets pinned to tree via arrow).
Actually, this series in general is about blatant rip offs.
Chris-chan is a very egocentric person who likes to think he's really original.
I actually had to pause the video when the 'Trap Card' appeared.
....
....
I MEAN SERIOUSLY?
I knew he was a self-centered dickbiscuit, but SERIOUSLY?!
ThatGodzillaBloke Dickbiscut... Gotta use that sometime...
I hear you mention wasabi plants and 5 minutes later I'm watching a video on how to grow turmeric...thanks brendan.
11:26 mental breakdown in 3..2..1
I died when I saw "Wasabi Clan"
it was a joke about the meteor that killed everything during the stone age
well in that case
it
is
stupid
like chris
whooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eleven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whooooo
But it didn't deliver
That is, for real, the worst joke that I have ever heard.
the stone age existed millions of years after the asteroid killed the dinosaurs
Pvt. Jenkins It's Chris you expected him to get it right.
I don't know, I'd join the wasabi clan... Reminds me of the Shinobi but instead of ninjas they're all just a fuck ton of sushi chefs.
"Good thing I laid this card down!" [x20]
YU-GI-OH!
10:37 You made the same speech mistake that CorruptedGamingShow made ("clown" instead of "crown") and that's so funny to me.
Pot of greed was a yugioh card too.
Oh my gods, that Duck Tales theme song for Chris fucking killed me
What if Chris thought the Cherokee people came from ancient Greeks?
11:38 ...Brendaniel.exe has stop working. Would you like to send a report?
I lost my shit at the Magic Cylinders
Actually, the Starfish-thing is fairly accurate, Fireblast does look like a five armed star. It's actually a Kanji (I think it was the one for fire, but I'm not sure about this), but it could easily be mistaken for a star made of flames. I'm surprised he got an obscure detail like one specific attack animation right after he made so many mistakes with the Pokemon lore before.
7:12 "That's a starfish"
In the Pokemon games the move "Fire Blast" is shown with the character for "big" or "great." This was just Chris-Chan's poor attempt to redraw it.
can't wait for issue 8 :)
The transformations were ripped off from Sailor Moon, the Wasabi Clan idea was ripped off from Naruto, and the trap card thing was from Yu-Gi-Oh.
This guy is also a fucking weeaboo. Hell no.
you also forgot about that secret arrow scene that was stolen from Inuyasha
It's amazing how even your thumbnails of this series are better than the actual comic..
And his name is, WESsssssSSs LIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that fucking ending supposed to be a rip off of inuyasha...?
I don't know why you're getting so mad. I leave trap cards face down wherever I go just in case I'll ever need them.
Still a better love story that Twilight.
So this is Sonic Yu-Gi-Oh Pokemon and a whole lot of other s***
What does pot of greed do!?
Tell me!
DogMechanic
No one knows
Nobody knows what Pot of Greed does.
Your voice for the Queen of the... clan.
It was perf. Just perf! xDD
Love that “Curse-ye-ha-me-ha” 12:29
did... did he just make a inuyasha reference for no reason?
3:35 the way you said 'smooch'...I just lost it...
OH MAH GOD. I just remembered that when I was really young (like 7) I created an original comic named Nick and Andy. Nick had ice powers and Andy had fire. I have the Remastered version I made when I was 10(?) but I have no idea where the original is. Well, anyway, I’m gonna go burn it
I don’t how Chris could hate Walter his seem like a nice guy.
Chris just hates him for taking away the opportunity to finally end his lovequest and get some china. Basically the reason why he hates every male in the world.
This is the actual best thing ever.
I fucking gasped at “trail of tears”
Goddamn when you sang I spit my drink out
I cant wait till this shit hits the fan so hard
I would pay...... ssssooo much money for video of you encountering "good thing I laid this card down" for the first read.
This is where the already atrocious story went completely down the toilet. It isn’t even “so bad it is good” anymore...it is simply horrible.
I love you and everything you do. Don't mind me I'll just be over here admiring you from afar secretly inserting you into a sonichu esque fan comic 😍😏
Amazing. best intro ever.
The joke is about how people during the stone age were dumb, so you would have to tell them things twice. Chris-chan explained it in one of his commentaries.
thewrongsorcerer Thanks! I never understood it myself. He should explain it, completing the sentence, inside the comic.
Even then he fucked
thewrongsorcerer
But during the Stone Age...
by the way, all of his powers come from the interests he has IRL, like this chapter, yu-gi-oh inspiration is obvious.
Any hyper Christorians here capable of explaining the Stone Age joke? I’d appreciate it greatly
One day I will find my heartsweet.
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I've figured out, "You don't have to tell me twice. But during the Stone Age..." Chris is referencing the meteor that took out the dinosaurs. Chris may think dinosaurs lived in the stone age. If that's true, and seeing how Wes-Li is coming down like a meteor, the translation may be, "You wouldn't have to tell me twice... unless we were in the Stone Age." Sonichu knows how important it is to not get hit by a meteor because Chris may have heard that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs.
Yugioh and inuyasha references xD
0:10
it's fucking beautiful.
What does Pot Of Greed do though
CHRIS-CHAN
WOO-OOO!
I want that theme tune as my fucking ringtone..
im up to a minute 50 and saw the previous episodes
and im still waiting on that sex scene where Chris proves Rosachu is female
Lmao that song was delicious
jesus fucking christ i looked up chris chan and watched a few of his videos i just want to cry for days
Congrats, you popped your chandler cherry. Now let the madness that is chris sink in...
Reminds me of the comics I made when I was like 6
I'm sure they were a fuck-ton better than Chris-Chan's.
I wrote a detailed story based on Pokemon Silver when i was 9. While i laugh at my younger self for the overall execution of that story, i am able to share it with people as a good way to laugh and nostalgia.
Cringey as it may be at points, it had far more character development and plot. Being nine i took a lot of liberties and made up some bullshit about attaining all the legendary Pokemon.
It has it's own drinking game now within a local circle of friends and family now.
I can look back at my story with fondness. Chris wrote this in his/her/its mid twenties, and probably sees this as a catalyst for all his troubles.
I pity him, but i also dont. He let the story give too much of himself away, and the person we've found is a horrible human being.
MetaGiga
When I was 7, I made a comic that was supposed to be a prequel to Super Mario Bros and I found it a couple months ago. It was really weird, but there was a cool concept of timelines with small differences. Apparently this was to rationalize Mario being able to respawn; he would just go to a similar timeline but there would always be a small change.
good song
Having one green eye and one blue eye is natural, my friend has it.
Kairi Oliver yeah, apparently Chris got his from a pink eye infection or something
+SuperCrazyCrasher not surprised one bit. Probably sat on his pillow one day and just smeared his farts all over it, then went to bed.
Nicole rammer sounds like someone Chris had a crush on during the time of writing this.
Apparently it was, Wes was her boyfriend I guess
I am broken
I guess Chrischan is a Mormon.
Christian, thus his name and "Chris-Chan".
Sean Cullity What? I know his name is Christian, I was saying that because of the White Native Americans in Mormonism.
KamikazethecatII He went to a methodist church in the past, before being kicked out of it of course.
+KamikazethecatII You've got one too many "m's" in there.
Trail of Tears jokes. Because genocide and ethnic cleansing are funny. My god, this man is oblivious.
This is the funniest shit in the world!!!
CHRIS CHAN AHHHHHH!
Ayyyyy lmao. Love your videos.
8:27 So.. the joke here was supposed to be that cavemen were stupid and you had to tell them to do something twice for them to do it, but Sonichu isn't stupid, so you only have to tell him once. That's actually what Chris intended.
Also this is my favorite page because it looks like the sun is really angry and is trying to kill Chris and it just looks so fucking retarded.