I find it funny that Cristian wrote a comic where he can turn into his own Sonic oc and is the mayor of his own town but he also wrote himself getting friend zoned.
"Maybe it's people who were in your life that were connected to you" Nicole is one of Chris's many past "Gal Pals," a term for women that hung out with him in Highschool out of pity that he was such an autistic virgin. He considers her to be his closest childhood friend and held a completely one-sided infatuation towards her, despite doing things like locking him in a crawlspace and trying to convince him to eat poison flowers. He quickly moved on to Megan once his parents moved out of the county, an early sign of both his lack of genuine emotional attachment and of his all-encompassing lust for China. Walter is based off of a strapping young man named Wes Iseli, who had an extremely brief relationship with Nicole in highschool. This led Chris to declare an autistic blood feud and demonize him for years to come. However, knowing that Wes would easily kick his pudgy little nerd ass if he actually tried to stand up to him, he stuck to making him the badguy in his shitty webcomic. This issue has often been cited as the exact moment when the comic started to go off the rails and ignore all past established plot points and sense of continuity for the sake of becoming Chris's own personal Juche-esque propaganda piece in the fight against JERKS and dang dirty trolls. Wes now has a job as a party magician and is happily married.
Now consider that his imaginary twin sister, Crystal, that appears later in the comic was also used in a Yu-Gi-Oh card he made called "Girlfriend's Gift," and that that's also what he wants to name his daughter.
Later on he even says "My sister is here to help, but I am still without a girlfriend..." and complains half the time about being lonely and 'heartbroken' on his LOVE QUEST
Bren's Mary/Slaweel voice reminds me of Starscream from the Transformers so it's like every time she speaks I'm imagining Starscream in a purple dress and thigh-high boots with devil horns, holding a magic scepter and declaring himself to be the dean of a community college.
It's "funny" how the comic at this point begins becoming less of a Sonic-Pokemon hybrid crossover fanfic comic thing and more of a fictionalized auto-biography about the author's life. Funny is in quotations for obvious reasons of it being not actually funny.
He was impaled to a fucking tree, so I'm going to go with the front of the wound, the back of it, and there's probably a ruptured lung as well. The guy should be dead, but I guess OCs are just immortal?
Brendaniel, have you looked at any other Sonichu parody media like the animated series or the other dramatic readings or whatnot? At any rate, what I really love about this series is that you're able to read Sonichu and come up with a ton of jokes and observations that the other poor reviewers haven't made yet. It's amazing to me how much silliness people are able to mine from these things. I enjoy your wit and really look forward to these.
+Snickerdoodle oh, yeah. ruckersville, virginia is the residence of chris-chan. he lived in richmond for a while during the late 90s until april 2000. 14 branchland court; ruckersville, virginia. abandon all hope, all ye who enter there.
If Chris was 5 years old and presented this to Sarah i'm sure she be amused and maybe even flattered But Chris had to have been 24 at this point and looked like a potential rapist. She'd be horrified if Chris gave her this
5 y/o Chris: Sarah, I made this for you Sarah: how cute...now eat it. I dare ya! 25 y/o Chris: Sarah, I made this for you Sarah: Chris, its 2 am...stop calling me
+K. Lloyd also how much do you wanna bet walter and nicole are based of actual people that chris knows who happen to have a very similar context to this
Page 31 reminds me of that scene in Sonic and the Black Knight where knuckles is literally going to kill himself, and Sonic just says, “Give me a break!”
"we must stop count graduon and Slawheel the With...TOGETHER AS THE PROPHECY TELLS!!!" (issue 10) Chris goes super saiyan and defeats them singlehandedly
I know this is late, but the golem design is actually Cinderblock from "Teen Titans". Just straight up Cinderblock. Chris stole Cinderblock from "Teen Titans" Chris has seen "Teen Titans"
EROTIC friend-fiction also remember his disclaimer "All characters resembling real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental or otherwise parody"? He flat out says "This is my friend Sarah, this is her (ugh) boyfriend Walter, This is Megan, this is MARY LEE WALSH!!!, This is Ivy..."
oh my god... oh my god both rosechu and sonichu... refer to chris as "father"... which means technically their siblings... and they're in both a romantic and sexual relationship with one another... omfg...
If you were a person who didn't know anything about Chris-Chan, this chapter and this entire _(_*_sighs_*_)_ "arc" would be nigh-incomprehensible. Not that Sonichu is known for its coherent plots and focused story progression, but this is an earlier case of a chapter where it makes a whole lot more sense if you actually know the backstory.
sonichu wasnt creative to begin with. He gave Sonic the Pikachu color scheme and added ears and a tail. Heck, Rosechu is even less creative- its just Amy Rose with a Raichu tail- he didnt bother to give her Raichu ears
Ruyeka Hatori And then if he does something wrong, he'll use his autism as an excuse. Also, I don't care if he's a "tomboy" now. He's still a fucking guy. The only reason he calls himself that is to "help" his love quest.
he called himself a tomgirl before claiming to be transwoman- he doesnt understand what being trans really means and hes still a sexist (also he may be transphobic himself) and is all " I AM A WOMAN!!! RESPECT MAH PRONOUNS" (he thinks you can grow genitals)
But... but guys, I'm not dead. Just a little trip to the hospital to get my stomach pumped and I'll be ok! It'll never take away the soul-crushing realization that forgetting this series is near impossible but at least I'll be alive! huh... Maybe I should just keep on drinking...
Wait Chris is Rosechu's father too?! Does that make Sonichu and Rosechu's brother and sister!?! And yes, I know that a creator can sometimes be referred to as a parental figure, since that created the character, but having the actual characters refer to their creator as "father", in the story itself, seems to imply that said creator is their biological parent
I guess they/Chris means "father" as in the pastor, you know, like the christians do. Its kinda the same deal right? If we're all gods children, that means he's our father, and makes us all siblings, right? If we're appling the same context Chis does, to reality, not Sonichu, its the same thing right? I guess this is how an austis- I mean Artist thinks right? I hate trying to understand the thought process of both Crazy Artists and Religious fanatics to come up with a reasonable explanation as to what basis each has in common with one another.... I hope this made sense, I'm kinda drunk, its a prerequisite for watching these videos.
Poor Brendaniel, I think he's losing his shit more and more with every part of this series, and the worst parts...yea, he hasn't even gotten there yet.
Even when Chris is the only good, straight, human male in his story he still feels the need to deny himself "china" cause the woman he wants has to be the perfect specimen. Any guy looking to find a girl friend should go Into the dating scene knowing that no one is perfect and often it's a person's imperfections that make them interesting... m'lady~...
An extremely long and funny username that will attract people so that my family will finally love me I feel bad for Sarah, she has gotten a shoutout by a guy who makes sonic/pikachu fanfiction. No wonder she`s dating someone else
An extremely long and funny username that will attract people so that my family will finally love me Chris caved in and fucked a hooker a few years ago.
I find it funny that Cristian wrote a comic where he can turn into his own Sonic oc and is the mayor of his own town but he also wrote himself getting friend zoned.
Liam All good heros need a kryptonite.
I think it was a glimmer of self awareness in his delusions
To be fair, nobody likes a mary sue who gets everything they want.....
Ironic, isn't it?
It’s because Sarah was an actual person in his life
Fun Chris-Chan fact: After telling Chris that Casper the Ghost lived under the crawlspace of her house, Sarah Hammer locked him in there and left.
She's the real hero of this story.
Not all heroes wear capes
"Maybe it's people who were in your life that were connected to you"
Nicole is one of Chris's many past "Gal Pals," a term for women that hung out with him in Highschool out of pity that he was such an autistic virgin. He considers her to be his closest childhood friend and held a completely one-sided infatuation towards her, despite doing things like locking him in a crawlspace and trying to convince him to eat poison flowers. He quickly moved on to Megan once his parents moved out of the county, an early sign of both his lack of genuine emotional attachment and of his all-encompassing lust for China.
Walter is based off of a strapping young man named Wes Iseli, who had an extremely brief relationship with Nicole in highschool. This led Chris to declare an autistic blood feud and demonize him for years to come. However, knowing that Wes would easily kick his pudgy little nerd ass if he actually tried to stand up to him, he stuck to making him the badguy in his shitty webcomic. This issue has often been cited as the exact moment when the comic started to go off the rails and ignore all past established plot points and sense of continuity for the sake of becoming Chris's own personal Juche-esque propaganda piece in the fight against JERKS and dang dirty trolls.
Wes now has a job as a party magician and is happily married.
Wait, so, Rosechu reffered to Chris as "father," so...
DOES THAT MEAN SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
WARNING: THIS CRAPPY COMIC SERIES CONTAINS INCEST
I guess it's like how Christians refer to God as father sometimes
Now consider that his imaginary twin sister, Crystal, that appears later in the comic was also used in a Yu-Gi-Oh card he made called "Girlfriend's Gift," and that that's also what he wants to name his daughter.
Dude, what.
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Crystal_Weston_Chandler_%28sister%29
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Crystal_Weston_Chandler_%28daughter%29
www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Incest#Incest
7:52 "my heart was previously broken but I'm not complaining"
doesn't he do nothing but bitch about it for at least half the comic?
Who hurt you, Chris-chan? Oh right, your own cancerous personality.
Later on he even says "My sister is here to help, but I am still without a girlfriend..." and complains half the time about being lonely and 'heartbroken' on his LOVE QUEST
Bren's Mary/Slaweel voice reminds me of Starscream from the Transformers so it's like every time she speaks I'm imagining Starscream in a purple dress and thigh-high boots with devil horns, holding a magic scepter and declaring himself to be the dean of a community college.
I cannot unimagine this. Thank you. XD
+Panther Pryde He's going to shatter Megatron's heart.
Megatron like this
Megatron: "My love quest is finally over!"
@@deadaccountlol9189 *que Brody Quest*
CWC is pretty much the Urkel of his own comic. He just came in and usurped the plot!
It's "funny" how the comic at this point begins becoming less of a Sonic-Pokemon hybrid crossover fanfic comic thing and more of a fictionalized auto-biography about the author's life.
Funny is in quotations for obvious reasons of it being not actually funny.
It's funny in a sadistic kind of way.
KainMcnab
That's true
It's a dark comedy.
"I hurt in three places!"
Well, that's oddly specific.
He was impaled to a fucking tree, so I'm going to go with the front of the wound, the back of it, and there's probably a ruptured lung as well. The guy should be dead, but I guess OCs are just immortal?
his Ain-chu-ent powers keep him alive.
I think reading this is actually making Brenpai stupider.
I think you're underestimating how stupid I am naturally.
BrendanielReads You're smarter than Chris-chan.
AnymousScreams meth addicts are smarter than chris chan
ian vice Everyone's smarter than Chris Chan.
Precisely.
Laughed for ten minutes at the Sonic smoking a blunt point. Was smoking a giant blunt at the time. I feel like we connected..
Chris Chan
So pathetic he gets friend zoned in his own comics
Brendaniel, have you looked at any other Sonichu parody media like the animated series or the other dramatic readings or whatnot?
At any rate, what I really love about this series is that you're able to read Sonichu and come up with a ton of jokes and observations that the other poor reviewers haven't made yet. It's amazing to me how much silliness people are able to mine from these things. I enjoy your wit and really look forward to these.
Nope. I like to keep my readings puuurreee. Also I'm glad you like my jokes, because I like my jokes. I'm going to read all of these. All of them.
BrendanielReads You're a braver man than I
BrendanielReads it's ok we all gets ard hearts broken lol
BrendanielReads I can't wait till you get to issue 8
Why would anyone ever want to read this shit twice???
I bet Snoop Dogg is jealous of Chris-chan's massive blunt.
If you binge watch you can see his sanity slowly shattering
I get so happy whenever a new sonichu video gets uploaded
Richmond? As in Richmond, Virginia? I live there! Oh God, I feel tainted now.
+Snickerdoodle oh, yeah. ruckersville, virginia is the residence of chris-chan. he lived in richmond for a while during the late 90s until april 2000.
14 branchland court; ruckersville, virginia. abandon all hope, all ye who enter there.
i love how Chris is on a virgin love quest in the comics but his pokemon hedgehog creatures get laid and date and get married left and right.
If Chris was 5 years old and presented this to Sarah i'm sure she be amused and maybe even flattered
But Chris had to have been 24 at this point and looked like a potential rapist. She'd be horrified if Chris gave her this
5 y/o Chris: Sarah, I made this for you
Sarah: how cute...now eat it. I dare ya!
25 y/o Chris: Sarah, I made this for you
Sarah: Chris, its 2 am...stop calling me
It's like if Batman and Piderman was serious, and ghostwritten by Vince Russo. And Tommy Wiseau.
"You've been sheltering straight girls under the floorboards, haven't you?"
You put up with so much and ask for so little in return.
7:08
Don't cry brenpai all us kawaii fat nerds are here for you.
You will always be our senpai
wait hold up if both Sonichu and Rosechu consider Chris their father that makes them siblings but they're dating so............?????????????????
Incest. Don't be surprised. This is coming from the person who named their female counterpart, or sister in this case, after his daughter.
***** ...point taken.
+K. Lloyd also how much do you wanna bet walter and nicole are based of actual people that chris knows
who happen to have a very similar context to this
+frederik vedersø Watch the Christian weston Chandler documentary on youtube to find out all the context. *SLURP*
+The STRAW ...you have officially made my day.
*This is the script for the new Sonic movie coming out in 2019. Chris Chan approved the new Sonic look, it all makes sense now.*
Page 31 reminds me of that scene in Sonic and the Black Knight where knuckles is literally going to kill himself, and Sonic just says, “Give me a break!”
He got freindzoned in his own comic....
Oh my god, the Rock Golem just looks like a bootleg Giant Flying Robot.
Seriously, just Google it.
Its a bootleg megatron from transformers called mechatron
I just finished my very first web comic and watching these chris chan videos inspired me to do it
I gotta be honest. The background sound effect you have assigned for the bubble levitation is awesome. XD
"WHY IS CHRIS-CHAN SMOKING THE BIGGEST BLUNT IVE EVER SEEN?!"
That's going to be on your fucking tombstone XD
I heard a Nichijou reference with a weed joke. Today's going well
"we must stop count graduon and Slawheel the With...TOGETHER AS THE PROPHECY TELLS!!!"
(issue 10)
Chris goes super saiyan and defeats them singlehandedly
I bet Chris got (stole) the golem design from Shadow of the Colossus.
I know this is late, but the golem design is actually Cinderblock from "Teen Titans".
Just straight up Cinderblock.
Chris stole Cinderblock from "Teen Titans"
Chris has seen "Teen Titans"
Hvent even watched sonichu at all but maybe it'll take me away from my depressing life for 13 minutes. Lets hope
Update: nope
Count Graduon is the reincarnation of his graduation day.
CWC fucking hates his graduation day.
Because he didnt win an award for his horrifying pieces he called art, and expected to be recognized for his "achievements" throughout school
"My ordinary weed" ... What the fuck!? Brendaniel senpai?
The"S" in Saramah looks strangely like an amparsand (&).
I hope you aren't too depressed brenpai, I hope you have enough vodka and ice cream.
Sarah and I both share the same birthday....T-T
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER IS THE DENKO GUY OMFG
pretty fucking hilarious dude, you got a new sub.
....I think Wes getting arrowed into the tree was taken from Inuyasha......
1:51 Reenactment of when Chris found out Hannah was a troll in the mall.
gotta love when fanfoction becomes friendfiction
EROTIC friend-fiction
also remember his disclaimer "All characters resembling real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental or otherwise parody"? He flat out says "This is my friend Sarah, this is her (ugh) boyfriend Walter, This is Megan, this is MARY LEE WALSH!!!, This is Ivy..."
I laughed so hard at the voice for the tee-ball bat
Wait, if Chris is the father of both rosechu and sonichu, wouldn't that be incest?
yup
needs more straw.
oh my god... oh my god
both rosechu and sonichu... refer to chris as "father"... which means technically their siblings... and they're in both a romantic and sexual relationship with one another... omfg...
If you were a person who didn't know anything about Chris-Chan, this chapter and this entire _(_*_sighs_*_)_ "arc" would be nigh-incomprehensible. Not that Sonichu is known for its coherent plots and focused story progression, but this is an earlier case of a chapter where it makes a whole lot more sense if you actually know the backstory.
And Chris stole and renamed Cinderblock to "Rock Monster"
What did Chris say about Robotnik lacking originality?
sonichu wasnt creative to begin with. He gave Sonic the Pikachu color scheme and added ears and a tail. Heck, Rosechu is even less creative- its just Amy Rose with a Raichu tail- he didnt bother to give her Raichu ears
Ruyeka Hatori It's obvious that this fucker lacks originality or intellect.
Right- he steals plotlines, characters, and even plagiarizes things word for word and claims "homage", or just flat out steals and wont give credit
Ruyeka Hatori And then if he does something wrong, he'll use his autism as an excuse. Also, I don't care if he's a "tomboy" now. He's still a fucking guy. The only reason he calls himself that is to "help" his love quest.
he called himself a tomgirl before claiming to be transwoman- he doesnt understand what being trans really means and hes still a sexist (also he may be transphobic himself) and is all " I AM A WOMAN!!! RESPECT MAH PRONOUNS" (he thinks you can grow genitals)
8:28 i legit thought that he was smoking weed.
He got friendzoned in his own comic. Oh lawdy!
New Sonichu? Welp, I'll just put this bottle of whiskey on standby within reach. I might need it...
RIP.
I barely knew this person, but all I can say is that she did it for all of mankind!!!
Let's all follow in her footsteps!
So brave...
But... but guys, I'm not dead. Just a little trip to the hospital to get my stomach pumped and I'll be ok! It'll never take away the soul-crushing realization that forgetting this series is near impossible but at least I'll be alive!
huh...
Maybe I should just keep on drinking...
Save some chocolate ice cream for me!
holy shit richmond va that's were I live
From this day forth, with inspiration, I am *AXEL VOSS, SHATTERER of RIVERS*
7:20 literally chris chan arc
Tfw you get friendzoned in your own fanfic... I cri evrytim
Is that a dre... nah, its shorts and shirt tucke... Oh its a dress.
I pray to God the real Nicole didn't read this.
Best friend. :)
Friendzoned again :'(
episode 9, and i want to die
REV UP THOSE FRYERS!!!
7:10 so was that why u were struck off dr brendaniel?
Swickville
Try to remember the basics of CWC.
No, I got it. Six years too late but I got it. Wesli is made 95% with Velveeta
N O O O O O O O O O O O!
Chris-chan is also Denko-guy?!
what is that sad song called?
a bag of semen hahaaa
please marry me
i say the lightning dude is me so im dead (Chris Christian logic)
Wait Chris is Rosechu's father too?! Does that make Sonichu and Rosechu's brother and sister!?! And yes, I know that a creator can sometimes be referred to as a parental figure, since that created the character, but having the actual characters refer to their creator as "father", in the story itself, seems to imply that said creator is their biological parent
I guess they/Chris means "father" as in the pastor, you know, like the christians do. Its kinda the same deal right? If we're all gods children, that means he's our father, and makes us all siblings, right? If we're appling the same context Chis does, to reality, not Sonichu, its the same thing right? I guess this is how an austis- I mean Artist thinks right? I hate trying to understand the thought process of both Crazy Artists and Religious fanatics to come up with a reasonable explanation as to what basis each has in common with one another.... I hope this made sense, I'm kinda drunk, its a prerequisite for watching these videos.
What was the musical riff that played when Chris-Chan was smoking the giant blunt?
Nichijoint.
Thanks!
7:20 what´s that fucking meme song I always hear but never know the name of?
Where the fuck did wesli and sahallhuakbar come from
Poor Brendaniel, I think he's losing his shit more and more with every part of this series, and the worst parts...yea, he hasn't even gotten there yet.
#ConvenientPlotDevice
M E A N W H I L E
WHO THE FUCK EATS CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM ?!? SOLID CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM DONT FUCKING MIX
Even when Chris is the only good, straight, human male in his story he still feels the need to deny himself "china" cause the woman he wants has to be the perfect specimen. Any guy looking to find a girl friend should go Into the dating scene knowing that no one is perfect and often it's a person's imperfections that make them interesting... m'lady~...
Poor Chris, he`ll die a virgin.
An extremely long and funny username that will attract people so that my family will finally love me I feel bad for Sarah, she has gotten a shoutout by a guy who makes sonic/pikachu fanfiction. No wonder she`s dating someone else
An extremely long and funny username that will attract people so that my family will finally love me Chris caved in and fucked a hooker a few years ago.
TheRealJawnz lol
That poor poor woman (man?).
.... damn... you sound so much like markplier. . XD
No.
Never. Fucking. AGAIN!!
Oh dear god kill me now.
Both would be preferable.
Glass Justice Let off the nuke in Chris' house so that those still not infected may have a chance to survive. Your sacrifice will live on!
This is nothing, wait until Issue 8
9:51-, 11:10
Aw, crap, first Brendaniel caught autism from Sonichu and now he's caught the Tomgirlism.
I can only watch a few of these at a time. I can only take too much autism in one sitting!
_You_ don't know cursive? lol get on my level
Sev Elbows he just said it was bad cursive
Thumbs up for Stupid Fucking Happy Faces :)
SSGuy no
Wow, you need help, your obsessed over Chris Chan, how sad.