Marriage Myths That Are LIES

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  • @Godslady01
    @Godslady01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    a hair wrap aint never stopped my joy!!! LOL

  • @missezh1
    @missezh1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    STRETCH MARKS ARE A SIGN OF INCREASE!!!! #HOLLERING

    • @mrs.cherry550
      @mrs.cherry550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nattygirl624 LMBO🤣🤣

    • @AandP4dummieslikeme
      @AandP4dummieslikeme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo where was this brother when I was feeling some type of way about my temple after baby?

    • @Itsamallard
      @Itsamallard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😂😂

  • @ariellastrawberry
    @ariellastrawberry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I don't know if I've ever heard so much about sex and Godly talk at the same time. this is the best I've ever heard.

    • @msaalxs
      @msaalxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +creolejoy. I get what you're saying but God created sex to be enjoyed in the proper context (i.e. marriage) so all of this is Godly talk.

    • @ariellastrawberry
      @ariellastrawberry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +msaalxs I know but it's just the way he words it it's hilarious

    • @msaalxs
      @msaalxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, I got you.

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      msaalxs 🤜🏽🤛🏽

    • @cynthiaslocum6385
      @cynthiaslocum6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kn iam saved and single
      61 but this is a much need conversation
      Law and order sex iam rolling
      Me never been married but i want to
      This is funny saved marriage truth.
      Wow a must share for the 1's. In the back. 1💜god bless

  • @secret-garden
    @secret-garden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Kev loves his wife and its beautiful!!

    • @tammi67able
      @tammi67able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      butterflyqueenify Amen!

    • @blackpearlGodsgift
      @blackpearlGodsgift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is! I love the way he talks about her!

  • @renecialbrewton9859
    @renecialbrewton9859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    You felt some type of way bout that newborn 😂😂 This is true!

  • @jasminegreen2979
    @jasminegreen2979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Ain't no hair wrap ever stop my joy!" LMBOOO 😂😂😂

  • @TheSharna23
    @TheSharna23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I almost passed away when he said "look at that little door stopper" and did the sound effect! I cannot! 😂😩😩😩

  • @Ame2020v
    @Ame2020v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I personally love the long videos...if I'm doing something around the house...or driving somewhere with distance...they are perfect to listen to.

    • @KevOnStage
      @KevOnStage  8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's the hope! Just fun background noise.

    • @tzmom
      @tzmom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too! Especially b/c most of the long ones are the ones that are of great substance!

    • @curlykiki8
      @curlykiki8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      amen. this is how i drive to work.

    • @KameronKDH
      @KameronKDH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the funniest one was thanksgiving

    • @traci.so.random3457
      @traci.so.random3457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ame2020v I agree! I love the long vids. It always goes to some funny place

  • @jsaintphard
    @jsaintphard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    lol "you wanna come over here and touch on ma booty? nah aint no booty" I died!!!! TEARS.

  • @NaturalJournee
    @NaturalJournee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    OMG!! He said Put your stretch marks together and connect the stretch!! Hahahahaha!! I just had a baby and this is hilarious to me!!:)

    • @shevy_shev93
      @shevy_shev93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Natural_Journee awww congrats!!!

    • @NaturalJournee
      @NaturalJournee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shevonnie salmon Thank you!!:)

    • @candy284
      @candy284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm so happy for you sweetie GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND YOUR FAMILIES LOVE YOU ALL and YOUR FAMILIES

    • @ash_tray_6
      @ash_tray_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@candy284 you’re so pretty!!! 🥰 god bless you too!!!! 💓

  • @fearlessbm9797
    @fearlessbm9797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Nah fam, this my nipple now." 😂😂😂

  • @mimi_j
    @mimi_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Years??!! I’m putting that baby up for adoption before I go years!” 😆 stories with Kevin are too funny

  • @TRIP12707
    @TRIP12707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Kev, you and Lis will have a happy marriage until death do you two part because you know and UNDERSTAND all of these things! CONGRATULATIONS!!! And thanks for this!

  • @msaalxs
    @msaalxs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Not flip Zay Zay's crib over!

  • @tew04d
    @tew04d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This post needs a part 2😂

  • @loveapureheart
    @loveapureheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Haha! I was just in a bad mood but this was so funny I can't even frown now! ❤ you should have your wife do a woman's perspective on this topic!

    • @TotallyFreedomTV
      @TotallyFreedomTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great idea! I would love to see that!

    • @ashleyscott6342
      @ashleyscott6342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya @kevonstage can she do one on her perspective

    • @loveapureheart
      @loveapureheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KevOnStage we are asking you a question sir!

  • @chrisswith2ms581
    @chrisswith2ms581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Preach brother preach! I've been happily married for 10 years and this is 100% true! Priorities change as you grow together.

  • @kimberleyjones3757
    @kimberleyjones3757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Kev I actually love you for this. Maybe your wife could do one for us women too?

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Kev, I 'SCKREAMPT' SO LOUD!!!! Im so glad u post these on yt!!

    • @davidamysteaq8140
      @davidamysteaq8140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ejspeaks I’m in tears 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @curlygirl5828
    @curlygirl5828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Connect the STRETCH. ....HAHAHA

    • @carlajones7674
      @carlajones7674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my absolute favorite part of the video! lol

  • @festhegift
    @festhegift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ....a wet suit and a baseball cap..... little Vienna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lprincessaziz6341
    @lprincessaziz6341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    We'll put that baby up for adoption before it be some years. Dying.

    • @ceritacarter4337
      @ceritacarter4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was so appalled 😭😭😭

  • @lirpa2300
    @lirpa2300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Was anybody else clapping and singing along with Kev on "Clean Inside", LOL!!!!

  • @SonjaElizabethTeal
    @SonjaElizabethTeal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'm done...Hair wrapped...

  • @gcw15
    @gcw15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Door knob stopper" TOOK ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! "We washing boobs only" is a close second!!!! "Cream and funky sweat"??? ::SPLATTTT:: #wontHemakeyouCLEANINSIDE

  • @PropheticPrincessRo
    @PropheticPrincessRo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    KEVIN!!! They don't want this gospel!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lalou6408
    @lalou6408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm with you on the no kissing before you brush your teeth lol!!!!!!

  • @psylettagilroy
    @psylettagilroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    LOL @ stretchmarks are like the gristle!!! Never heard it put that way!

  • @lboggans1
    @lboggans1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video should be a part of every marriage counseling session...♡

  • @tonjirucker999
    @tonjirucker999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Are you serious?!! Now?!! ALL I NEEDED WAS 3X MINUTES!!!!" Ha-Ha!!! Law and Order Sex!! Between "Dun-dun's"!!

  • @traci.so.random3457
    @traci.so.random3457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "You taste like the ocean" - Kev you just killed me lol

  • @lfernander1980ify
    @lfernander1980ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Wow...if other men thought like you. But the stretch marks comments were hilarious. Omg...but you are real though. Like real and too bad most men don't think that way

  • @baldblackgirlchronicles996
    @baldblackgirlchronicles996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am sooo on the late show with this video but I am cracking up in tears. My husband says the same thing when he try’s to shower with me. He says the water is just to hot.

  • @angelaparker7328
    @angelaparker7328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Boy...I am trying not to holler at this baby talk! LMBO

  • @ericabarnes7214
    @ericabarnes7214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I died and came back to life twice!! Lol!!!

  • @ASpearmanAndCo
    @ASpearmanAndCo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died at "She saw the best in me!!" LOL

  • @Purplepill1038
    @Purplepill1038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    so true was married 10 years that denying sex memories is what cringe to when I think about it . its not about sex but its worse when you marry the wrong person

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      god baby 🤜🏽🤛🏽💯

  • @Geenster0128
    @Geenster0128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best of Kevin Fredericks... they need to play this is church men groups. TOO FUNNY!!!

  • @tammi67able
    @tammi67able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Amen, congrats on 11yrs!

  • @tyrarice7318
    @tyrarice7318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im glad you mentioned the hair wrap...lol

  • @gelliegelatina
    @gelliegelatina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "She out here lickin on a 9volt battery"! What a brilliant line

  • @giftednanointedcrafts6650
    @giftednanointedcrafts6650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you sir for your reality check on Marriage especially what u said in reference to the Lingerie! Lol cause I've been Married over ten years with one soon to be 17 year old daughter and Privacy with me and her father is very limited. It can be somewhat annoying at times! We must comprise with everything. The reality of it all is that Marriage is nothing like what u see on t.v. shows and soap operas where problems go away overnight, nawh it's not like that at all. Marriage is the real world and a Ministry as well both parties must be on one accord, especially when it comes to dealing with kids that aren't yours and in Laws. Lol 💐💐🌸🌸🌹🌹🌼🌼😅😅😅😅I like your humour too!

  • @avvondaparker4627
    @avvondaparker4627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i can't....this is so hilariously the truth! Lmbo

  • @blackironking8336
    @blackironking8336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man i love your videos! Take me back....This brother keeps it real...keep making your videos brah

  • @audeque
    @audeque 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No stretch marks, no increase. You betta preach! Lol

  • @livingmylifelikeitsgolden2759
    @livingmylifelikeitsgolden2759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I see where people say 'this is not my relationship' but this is the typical marriage. Not every marriage is the same. I definitely can relate.

  • @jondough7777777
    @jondough7777777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    LOL! BRUH!
    you kept it 100 kev. next month will be 12 years for me and EVERYTHING you said is TRUTH!
    TV and movies be messing up folks when it comes to relationships/ marriage.
    he dropped some wisdom ya'll

    • @TRIP12707
      @TRIP12707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY!

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jondough7777777 🤜🏽🤛🏽💯

  • @DrBeeSpeaks
    @DrBeeSpeaks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That was so funny and spot on!!! 😂😂

  • @khalilahmadison1145
    @khalilahmadison1145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can not with you Kev! This is too funny. Please don't push the baby out of the crib or put him up for adoption rotfl. Commercial breaks lol

    • @ericabelcher8760
      @ericabelcher8760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khalilah Hayward Hahaha!!! Ikr! Lol

  • @caliBornbEauty
    @caliBornbEauty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I been crying laughing for half an hour 😂😂😂😂

  • @SweetDaddyWorbucks
    @SweetDaddyWorbucks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Years? Years? I almost peed my pants! I love you Kev! lol

  • @eloracsregor123
    @eloracsregor123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    expecting kielbasa and you got a little a Vienna sausage.
    come on! you done preached on today. my husband has the water on like 2000
    degrees. taking a shower with another person is give and take. lol

  • @jessicabright883
    @jessicabright883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Connect the stretch"!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @traciebrown5156
    @traciebrown5156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Some men is ungrateful Kevin...

  • @naviathomas270
    @naviathomas270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    who asked if he was married lol

    • @locomotionkinda4083
      @locomotionkinda4083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Navia Thomas you just hating. He is a whole man, not just a comedian. Check it.

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? Like why else would he make this video. When he looked into the camera I died 😂

  • @jennyeve3889
    @jennyeve3889 ปีที่แล้ว

    So hilarious, as always Kev. My favorite line is "She is expecting a kielbasa and she got a Little Smokie".

  • @bowiehs
    @bowiehs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "No this my breast" LMBOO1

  • @lcotton8788
    @lcotton8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have followed KOS for a while, but the long videos are new to me. I feel like I done struck oil! I was in the grocery store LOSING IT! These stories are gonna get me through this pandemic. #Grateful

  • @callmemrslamb
    @callmemrslamb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "connect the stretch!" AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAA

  • @bernadettejoinville5204
    @bernadettejoinville5204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The seriousness in your face!! And it’s still funny how you can put God and sex in the same sentence
    I know some people hate you right now LOL

  • @ewhitfield7757
    @ewhitfield7757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😝 “I was bout to push the baby bed over!”

  • @denekabooth4228
    @denekabooth4228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Accept the hair wrap! LOL!

  • @TinaMarieJ
    @TinaMarieJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your honesty especially about the stinky balls. 😂😂 love listening to your videos in the mornings preparing for work. This whole video is so accurate! I been married almost 10yrs and YESSSSSS this is facts😂😂😂🤣

  • @omaam1005
    @omaam1005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Priest Man!
    Why in the world you had me in tests, tears of laughter? Oh my Gosh! You gotta drive home the points like that? Are you making a side gig with that talent? Thank you for the edumacation Afro Man and My Father bless you and yours.

  • @thatavisgirl2225
    @thatavisgirl2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so funny!! ..But you are speaking the truth!..and you are so sweet, it's so nice to see a man be understanding, instead of holding it against your wife. You are just so right on..i do have to be at work by 8..our best shot is Saturday morning, early,

  • @yaquirisvasquez3416
    @yaquirisvasquez3416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Once my bf forced me to kiss him in the morning. It was so disgusting, as you said he watched to many movies his breath was stinking. After that I got so disgusted i broke up with him

    • @doyinsage
      @doyinsage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yaquiris vasquez Damn forcing is wrong.

  • @Shalach2012
    @Shalach2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevonstage you ain't neva lie. Bro you telling the truth.

  • @tmac662
    @tmac662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "water bottle and cap" analogy...
    rotfl!!!!

  • @Faithful1ne07
    @Faithful1ne07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I usually don't watch the long vids, but this one is hilarious!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yolandajohnson7426
    @yolandajohnson7426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Stretch marks are a sign of increase! Lol

  • @SashaWillams123
    @SashaWillams123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He's jealous of the baby having the tatas hahaha lol that HIM and his wife created 😂😂😂😂

  • @timster1995
    @timster1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What every marriage is like they plan an event where the dress nice the man in a tuxedo the woman in a beautiful dress everyone in their families and friends and other people come to see them kiss, the have some cocktails, as well as some food, they sing and dance, they eat cake, they take some pictures, they sign some papers, they go on a vacation called a honeymoon, they come home to have a nice exciting but also STRESSFUL life together by having kids, taking care of the house, the car, etc., they work until retirement, and stay together until death do them part.

  • @Justemoi247
    @Justemoi247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Connect the Stretch!!!! LOLOL

  • @PrettyGirlDtheNP
    @PrettyGirlDtheNP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol, a lot of good stuff said in here. Men need to grow up talking foolishness about women's bodies. The shower talk was FUN-NY! Don't know why the hot water is a women thing. Lol

  • @jainell_all_day6887
    @jainell_all_day6887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LMBO..... just come out the shower with your hair wrapped. hahaha #Keepitreal

  • @Lee85G
    @Lee85G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You'll have to do it during hurricane week on the weather channel. Hurricane week was boring and we both loved tornado week. 😂

  • @BlaydeAlabama
    @BlaydeAlabama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He telling the whole truth. Friday and Saturday is facts. Occasionally a good Thursday 👍. Yep we are tired, all people have to change expectations when it comes to sex. Leave those children out! They beat sleep 10 to 1. Real men gives a damn about wrapped hair. Oh 👎 nooo those some weak dudes. Men Kev gave straight facts u better listen 💯🧡💛💚

  • @MrsLoverecording
    @MrsLoverecording 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol between the lines he's a fool got me laughing lol

  • @yumyumpowakatyra9725
    @yumyumpowakatyra9725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kev you kill me ... omg I'm so dead

  • @thattiffchik
    @thattiffchik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This blessed my life!

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This needs like 65 million views!!!! Every man AND woman needs to hear all this!!!

  • @intentionalgreatness
    @intentionalgreatness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Law and Order sex 😂😂😂😂..and the sound effects 😂

  • @ayeeejay
    @ayeeejay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love u kev u real af!!

  • @mstcherie13
    @mstcherie13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you are hilarious! i could watch your vids all day!

  • @cariannette1
    @cariannette1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kev u spot on!!! Telll the truth son!!!

  • @tallsappicolbert8478
    @tallsappicolbert8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kev, you're amazing , more husband need to see this.
    You really love your wife, lucky woman.

  • @free2be748
    @free2be748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You look frustrated for real, like you're reliving some moments real time

  • @Chinadoll698
    @Chinadoll698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin, we need more man that think like you bro!

  • @lehcarnaillik2355
    @lehcarnaillik2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can always count on kev to put me in the right state of mind. I know I'm late but better late than never

  • @estieeu2364
    @estieeu2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is showering in hot water a female thing😂😂 like did we all sign an agreement

  • @brianborchers9531
    @brianborchers9531 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this. Thanks man!

  • @telikaandfam
    @telikaandfam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i love you mention breastfeeding 👍👍👏👏👏

  • @ewillzofimg
    @ewillzofimg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oh how this blessed me so 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @livingabundantly362
    @livingabundantly362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yoooooooo! This is heeeellllla funny!!!

  • @jeannierosa1721
    @jeannierosa1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said u taste like the ocean salty lmao😂
    I like all ur videos I seen so far
    Keep telling us movies are lies..we need that wake up call

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Morning French kisses. That whole thing made my gag reflex flare up

  • @alyxzia8994
    @alyxzia8994 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 classic kev!!!!!

    • @thekaerichtexas
      @thekaerichtexas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frfr. It's funny watching these back. Kev is the same ol kev

  • @lavernf9204
    @lavernf9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Connect the stretch lick it between the lines!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayanders1485
    @jayanders1485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL watched the first 2mins and I'm already dead 😂😂😂

  • @evangelistlove9113
    @evangelistlove9113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man has me rolling in tears.