Elephant Seal Battle for the right to mate

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.พ. 2021
  • Tyra's escape too long? Not interested in the whole narrative? Don't worry, here's the juicy battle footage without a soundtrack so you can hear the power as these two adult Northern Elephant Seals battle over an escaping female.
    When the females ween their pups, the males try and be in position to mate as many times as possible before the moms disappear back into the ocean. The Beachmaster has the best proximity to mate, but our sneaker male has his own strategy this year: lay in wait on the boat ramp and wait for the females to come down to get in the water, then they HAVE to mate with him.
    While as the time I was so impressed with Worf (the larger seal, and current Beachmaster) and his dominant positioning in the battle, it actually looks like Jafar gave him a good run for his money in the fight, almost blinding his left eye in the fight. It's been easy to identify Jafar since this fight: he's the seal with his nose mostly ripped off.
    Full vid:
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  • @l.h.9747
    @l.h.9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16189

    imagine sitting on the toilet and one of these breaks through the wall because it sounded like you want to pick a fight

    • @leonardmccoy4797
      @leonardmccoy4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

      I would legitimately cry

    • @xokoy.
      @xokoy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      😂😂😂

    • @BlueFire-ix8bn
      @BlueFire-ix8bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Ahahha that's what's gonna happen if i don't get out

    • @toddhurley5629
      @toddhurley5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      😂😂😂

    • @cedricofakem2056
      @cedricofakem2056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @lilearthdragon5280
    @lilearthdragon5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22317

    Their warrior cries be soundin' like a clogged toilet.

    • @FeliDJrah
      @FeliDJrah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Yo true though. 🤣

    • @dawidek8237
      @dawidek8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      pooping

    • @shizzil_l2051
      @shizzil_l2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      fr

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      like some 1 shitting in a long pipe

    • @aka3316
      @aka3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Yeh fun thing, our shower drain sounds like this. 30 year old small drain....

  • @Someaceguy1937
    @Someaceguy1937 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1897

    I love how seals range from adorable rotund sea puppies to whatever the hell you’d call this

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      Red Power God (tier 2)

    • @cerovk6000
      @cerovk6000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Lol land whales

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Rotund sea bulls?

    • @nojorooney
      @nojorooney 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      The giant land squidward

    • @cerovk6000
      @cerovk6000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nojorooney lol

  • @monsterfanatic5344
    @monsterfanatic5344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    The larger bull wasn't even attacking at first. He was just stanced up and tanking all of those attacks head on. What a beast, good lord.

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      All about the strategy

    • @danielgaffney6690
      @danielgaffney6690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      @@TristanBiological legit, I think he was waiting for a good opening, and he got one, tearing the other guys nose like that.

    • @schmoneyyak
      @schmoneyyak 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      I love how we can see the exact moment the smaller one realizes it’s a losing battle and starts backing away. Seems like the big guy understood that perfectly and started turning up the aggression.

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      He knew he could tank it with those bigass calluses around his neck

    • @diobrando5974
      @diobrando5974 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Ye, that’s what I thought. Why would he attack when he’s way larger? He tried to intimidate to avoid some damage too, but when that didn’t work, well… he bit off his face

  • @user-ny5cu5ol1p
    @user-ny5cu5ol1p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9656

    I'm amazed that an animal has evolved to intimidate his foes with the echoing sound of intense diarrhea in a toilet

    • @stungun3009
      @stungun3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      LMAO😂😂😂

    • @drowjack
      @drowjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NASTY

    • @Matt_from_Florida
      @Matt_from_Florida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      When I go in the bathroom and make those sounds people always leave. Give it a try!

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@Matt_from_Florida This guys knows how to be an alpha male, he also happened to be from florida

    • @weaner556
      @weaner556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Final stages of evolution.

  • @colemonson8772
    @colemonson8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    alternative title: two discord mods fight over an egirl

    • @risonboobis3410
      @risonboobis3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Even got the female seal going “GUUUUYS STOP OMGGGG” at 1:40

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ok, that’s a “win the internets for a month” level comment.

    • @s.apamplona7131
      @s.apamplona7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @bullymaguire9156
      @bullymaguire9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh 😂😂

    • @11creeper45
      @11creeper45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pov chads never finish first

  • @andread4595
    @andread4595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    I like how the girly slips out and “runs“ away when she sees them about to get into it😂

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      she's very sneaky, and totally played these males against each other. Well played Tyra!

    • @brienfoaboutanything9037
      @brienfoaboutanything9037 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats amazing information about Elephant seal: th-cam.com/video/CqpwESUndUQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TristanBiological , whenever I saw the cow, and the two bulls that were fixing to fight, I immediately thought of Side B of Karate Champ, and the NES version of its introduction theme. ( th-cam.com/video/Pqrc9D78Uyc/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=GBelair ) If the guy that was in the background with the camera was moving, and that they also had said things like "Begin", "Stop", "Judge", Half Point", and "Full Point", and had some red and white flags, then it totally would have been an elephant seal version of that game.

    • @Stalkkus
      @Stalkkus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paxhumana2015 yo seal fighters that needs to be a real game

    • @dougfredricks2017
      @dougfredricks2017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Girly:"But the other Seal waited 3 years..."

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    Elephant seal bull: *Gets a quarter of his nose ripped off*
    Also elephant seal bull: "I didn’t hear no bell!"

    • @GabrielSaldanha-xe4ws
      @GabrielSaldanha-xe4ws หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      tis but a scratch

    • @kluk8284
      @kluk8284 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      No way the small guy would have ever won

  • @uwedergeschmeidige4734
    @uwedergeschmeidige4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8433

    Other animal Sounds: Roaring, hissing or Barking
    Sea Elephants: *Aggressive Diarreah noises*

    • @endingworlds
      @endingworlds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Humans: *wanna go bra noises*

    • @gummostump4217
      @gummostump4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      They sound like tpilets doing that inhale burp thing.

    • @nuudle1594
      @nuudle1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I can't unhear that lol

    • @deityzilla
      @deityzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @johnsgaming6888
      @johnsgaming6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO YASSS

  • @mr.blueitachi5258
    @mr.blueitachi5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2863

    Me : *flushes toilet *
    Elephant seal: i dare u say that again

    • @mr.blueitachi5258
      @mr.blueitachi5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@killekillekille1 me : *farts *
      Elephant seal : and i took that personally

    • @mikehunt9632
      @mikehunt9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cripple fight!

    • @Randy1337
      @Randy1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @ricardogallardo8284
      @ricardogallardo8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmaoooo. Original was the best one.

    • @MUSASHISWORDSMAN
      @MUSASHISWORDSMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0:48 You Hear This In The Distance

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Fun fact. They're practically shouting their names at each other. Each male has a rhythm of bellows that make up their name.

    • @tomatogenesis
      @tomatogenesis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Maybe Groot isn't so weird to us after all

    • @evancalles1411
      @evancalles1411 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      lol pokemon

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      source? unless this is a pokemon joke

    • @evancalles1411
      @evancalles1411 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@randomguy6152 pokemon (except a few) only speak in their name

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I want this to be a thing in male human fights. Just like
      "Dave"
      "Rob"
      "DAVE!"
      "ROB!!"

  • @jamez2022
    @jamez2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Me: has violent diarrhea*
    Elephant seal: "I'm fine how are you?"

    • @Halfhaphazard
      @Halfhaphazard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lmaooo

    • @bastykino5357
      @bastykino5357 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YO YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR THE GIRLS?

  • @Battury
    @Battury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7314

    Imagine being this large, this powerful, this destructive, and the only sound you can make sounds like you're having explosive diarrhea into the back of a snare drum.

  • @Ombudsman08
    @Ombudsman08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Imagine fighting and trying to keep your nose from falling in your mouth.

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      We'd be in big trouble if these creatures had legs and arms.

    • @sadsackkvisling9694
      @sadsackkvisling9694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      "BEHOLD Muh mighty SNOOT!"

    • @we7034
      @we7034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@paleface171 actually, it's good for them that they don't have them, cuz then humans would terminate them.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@we7034 or their limbs would break under their torso anatomy

    • @stew1375
      @stew1375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      holy shit my sides. i didnt realize that

  • @seangallagher1947
    @seangallagher1947 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Props to the slightly smaller one for holding its ground, it was surprisingly strong too compared to the larger intruder.

    • @human6826
      @human6826 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think they are same one of them had the high ground btw

    • @Whydoweneedhandlesagain
      @Whydoweneedhandlesagain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s why he fucks

    • @PrincipalSkinner3190
      @PrincipalSkinner3190 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@human6826 Please get your eyes checked, they aren't even close to the same size.

    • @second4871
      @second4871 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was rooting for him too, he had a good advantage at long range, he was faster, he had good timing. He was winning the fight with a big advantage, but he made a mistake - he went to close range. In the clinch he missed a bite and it was over for him.

    • @bigbean2587
      @bigbean2587 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@second4871 The small one may have been faster but i'm fairly certain he was young as he made too many mistakes. The larger bull did not engage until he saw an opportunity, and you can also see that the smaller one did nearly no damage at all.

  • @-X0N
    @-X0N 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Notice how confident the aggressor was, always positioning himself at the high ground. Obi-wan would be proud

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree. This needs more lightsabers

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    My mans out here spoonin' when suddenly, in the distance, a hater appears.

    • @Quasi777
      @Quasi777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lmaooo

    • @Akutukananu
      @Akutukananu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😆

    • @timmyla2484
      @timmyla2484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was because the seal was a relative of the hater?????

    • @MrZachgonz
      @MrZachgonz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      He said 🚫🍆

    • @sadsackkvisling9694
      @sadsackkvisling9694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She's fakin it.

  • @Naludaking819
    @Naludaking819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    It’s like watching a giant thumb war

    • @thejza9910
      @thejza9910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DSG_Grizzly05
      @DSG_Grizzly05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @carloscrack3
      @carloscrack3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I remember a guy doing same noise inside McDonalds restrooms

    • @3xterminator05
      @3xterminator05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean you’re not wrong

    • @Annihilatedd
      @Annihilatedd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

  • @juanhomerodiaz6310
    @juanhomerodiaz6310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    The champ had speed, but the challenger was heavier, stronger, he showed the champ that he could take his power and not budge, and when he got ahold of his face he showed him just how brutal he could be.
    A great fight, both warriors showed heart and great sportsmanship.

    • @dseanwest
      @dseanwest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      U sayin this like we in the Olympics 😂

    • @uncle3134
      @uncle3134 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah the champ could take his power but the challenger could take his nose lol

    • @celtiberian
      @celtiberian ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The larger one also appeared to have a ticker skin on the neck. He fought more battles than the smaller one.

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@celtiberian the bigger one is the dominant bull and not the challenger. What happened here is clear. A smaller bull was attempting to mate wit the larger bulls females so the big bull stepped in and tore his face off..

    • @mitchellheuser8769
      @mitchellheuser8769 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the champ was who won the battle, the other guy was stealing his girl

  • @fadebr1644
    @fadebr1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You can clearly see that the crit bonus earned by the war cry buff can really make a difference on a 1v1 scenario.

  • @AlohaBiatch
    @AlohaBiatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3839

    Imagine the pain of jumping into saltwater with half your nose ripped off 😭😭😭

    • @deepslumbersweetdreams8213
      @deepslumbersweetdreams8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      It would burn too😣

    • @ezamorazamora6978
      @ezamorazamora6978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Dam he did rip off part of his nose huh

    • @jonathanbulkheed338
      @jonathanbulkheed338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      That was a fucked up move! He knew he bit onto the other guy's nose and said "fuck it, this shit is coming off".

    • @davidrinmawia2959
      @davidrinmawia2959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jonathanbulkheed338 no his opponent bit his tongue not himself you can see 3:06

    • @jonathanbulkheed338
      @jonathanbulkheed338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@davidrinmawia2959 I can see it has nothing to do with a tongue. Lol

  • @ohchinchindaisuke1927
    @ohchinchindaisuke1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    If you close your eyes it sounds like the most aggressive bathroom wars between two people fighting over flatulent exchanges.

  • @johnm.castillo3163
    @johnm.castillo3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Crazy to think about how animals like these are real and actually exist. They are so awesome!

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I really like how alot of this fight boiled down to the creature's willingness to stand its ground. Neither of them were really at risk of death, it was moreso about which could take the pain and intimidate its opponent the best.

    • @danielgaffney6690
      @danielgaffney6690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah, mating fights can be lethal, but not often in purpose. Nine times out of ten there'll be another chance later, so it's probably not worth dying over. The noses are actually a big part of that, its to help them sound bigger and stronger so that others think it won't be worth the risk. Weird intimidation tactics but eh, it works well enough

  • @axlh.1827
    @axlh.1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    Lady seals when they hear clogged toilet sounds: ooohh sexy

    • @adamkerman475
      @adamkerman475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Here’s some dating advice: take the girl you like to dinner and take a dump on the table she’ll fall for you instantly

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamkerman475 elephant bull seal"look pal it ok for my species to crap anyway we like but not for you humans ok"

    • @brokendaboken348
      @brokendaboken348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone has their taste

    • @axlh.1827
      @axlh.1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamkerman475 lmaooo

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brokendaboken348 in this case it a crap taste

  • @tuckerricklefs4830
    @tuckerricklefs4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3253

    This feels like something straight out of an alien planet. It is crazy to think these massive creatures are real.

    • @jbjaguar2717
      @jbjaguar2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      That's because the aliens from movies are based on stuff like this.

    • @user-bo1ej5im9t
      @user-bo1ej5im9t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jbjaguar2717 or weird humanoid big brain-time Huge eyes Lanky leg People with green Mold skin with only 4 Long fingers

    • @jahjahjah213
      @jahjahjah213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's what I was thinking. What an awesome world we live in!

    • @arthurmorgan4672
      @arthurmorgan4672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The sound, sounds like someone taking a massive dump in the toilet.

    • @linac4833
      @linac4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly

  • @JaamiJiwa
    @JaamiJiwa ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how Worf comes to the crest of the hill at the start, sounds his toilet war cry, and then clambers down as fatly as possible into battle. Like a less-dramatic Charge of the Rohirrim.

  • @RJ-oy1pu
    @RJ-oy1pu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The way they move is just to hilarous.

  • @McCracken_9
    @McCracken_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    And then the husband came home early

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      And now I HAVE to do an edit of this to 'trapped in the closet'.

    • @nandofim
      @nandofim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      News: find wife bitten to death.

    • @thegift1640
      @thegift1640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Насчёт хасбенда ничего не понятно , звук такой будто ведро с гайками таращиш через поле

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And he was shocked to see he wasn't the only one who came early.

    • @seretith3513
      @seretith3513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Husband is a Hybocrit given his Harem

  • @andrewklyce-mariscal1564
    @andrewklyce-mariscal1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    Having heard these in person, this recording doesn't do justice to how terrifying that noise is. Balls of steel to the guy filming

    • @dawid2383
      @dawid2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      To be fair if you are keeping distance it is to slow to do you any harm.

    • @MrScar665
      @MrScar665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @@dawid2383 Agree but just imagine the sight of this thing chasing you

    • @sealdew5348
      @sealdew5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@MrScar665 i think if i were just taking a swim and then an elephant seal just starts roaring, id start bookinggg

    • @Kot_Serega
      @Kot_Serega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@MrScar665 Imagine some strange seal big nose thing chasing you with diarhea noise

    • @XavierAway
      @XavierAway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He has balls of steel only if he’s not fast enough to run away, and believe you me you would have to be pretty damn slow

  • @aol8166
    @aol8166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lol that seal was watching them in the back like "yo wtf you doin to my girl?!"

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude even gave him 6 free hits

  • @hockeytalk13
    @hockeytalk13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    Imagine living in that house and just waking up to this fuckery out your window? "Christ sake Larry here we go again"

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      they just watch like is a mix between ufc and animal planet 1:37

    • @vesuviusp.5831
      @vesuviusp.5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😁

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lul

    • @nightmarebeatscatcher7664
      @nightmarebeatscatcher7664 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilmikey1275
      @lilmikey1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine this being a normal everyday occurrence for someone. They wake up and go outside with their robe and cup of coffee and just smile as this happens.

  • @kaktussurvival6782
    @kaktussurvival6782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    That poor smaller guy just lost a half of his nose, and still tried to fight, brave dude.

    • @adawnicusautocon
      @adawnicusautocon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Yeah, and I was rooting for him to avenge his nose

    • @Stalkkus
      @Stalkkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      The little guy barely did any damage to the larger guy will the larger guy bet the snot out of the little guy

    • @jen_sen8508
      @jen_sen8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The smaller guy was very stupid he should know not to fight with the big guys

    • @Stalkkus
      @Stalkkus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@bigboydownstairs9651 yes but the bigger one POV is : it’s over anakin I have the high ground
      Small guy : you underestimate my power
      Big guy : don’t try it
      Small one Lips at big one
      Big one after ripping small ones nose : you where the chosen one
      Small one : I hate you

    • @bigboydownstairs9651
      @bigboydownstairs9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Poor lil guy was a lot smaller and at a down hill disadvantage. It got tough to watch tbh

  • @HenrythePaleoGuy
    @HenrythePaleoGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The towering over the hill in that intro is incredibly intimidating. Crazy animals.

  • @gusto8585
    @gusto8585 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Third time rewatching This Showdown... It was alot more entertaining than a Mayweather Fight!! And it was free... thank you!!

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what they lack in fancy footwork, is made up in haymakers!

  • @goddessmodel
    @goddessmodel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    are they seriously fighting in turn based combat?!

    • @suzettecraig1811
      @suzettecraig1811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Survival of the fattest

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Elephant seals live in a RPG

    • @elcomemierda2624
      @elcomemierda2624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It's slow because their agility stats are minimal

    • @vampiric172
      @vampiric172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The right the one was charging his attack

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      right one was bigger and thus tougher, he'd wait til the smaller one became tired. However the smaller seal did very good making the bigger one fall under his own weight when rushing. Too bad he got his nose broken and he also got trapped against a wall

  • @BeepDragon
    @BeepDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3547

    The smaller one had half it's face torn off and still didn't retreat right away. These creatures are incredible

    • @Mephitinae
      @Mephitinae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Then he went right into the saltwater with a gaping wound. Ouch.

    • @BeepDragon
      @BeepDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Mephitinae yeah that looked brutal

    • @elih9700
      @elih9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@Mephitinae Best thing to help clean the wound.

    • @maximumgas9448
      @maximumgas9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thw horny helped him

    • @bruno2dj
      @bruno2dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Akainu vs Shirohige, colorised

  • @zinnsoldat731
    @zinnsoldat731 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    5:09 : Me on my way to the refrigerator

  • @MorganTalksbeauty
    @MorganTalksbeauty ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I genuinely was invested in this fight and was really rooting for the smaller one.

  • @ChannelZero1031
    @ChannelZero1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    1:36 I like how the female seal just looks around and says, "I am out."

    • @we7034
      @we7034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      this a real life lesson, man lost his nose for her and she just quit to mate with bully

    • @lukaogadze5071
      @lukaogadze5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      typical in all species

    • @deathcap.
      @deathcap. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Nah if you watch the other video that shows the whole thing, that smaller one is a challenger who snuck in and tried to force himself on her. The one that comes over the hill and wins is her actual man

    • @skateboarding118
      @skateboarding118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@we7034 Yep, wait at the finish like and f the winner is their dating strategy.

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      aight imma head out

  • @dylanhill4428
    @dylanhill4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    God the big guy took like 30 free hits to show how tough shit he was, what a MONSTER

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Funny you say shit when all the other comments are saying they sound like clogged toilets 😂

    • @d0sxxgaming94
      @d0sxxgaming94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      it was actually strategy to not tire out and wait for a position to do a critical bite for some real damage. 3:04 after that the tables turned on the one that looked like he was doing more attacks

    • @fenekku.kitsune
      @fenekku.kitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You can tell he's a veteran bc of all the scabbing on his chest

    • @xpan195
      @xpan195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And he ended up winning too. Don’t f*ck with the king 👀👀

    • @YRO.
      @YRO. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xpan195 The "King" literally attacked the other one

  • @Satanna.avemaria
    @Satanna.avemaria 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am amazed this is all on camera. wow! It’s a whole movie ❤️ but I couldn’t hold the laughter in with the noises 😂😂😂😩

  • @beardo373
    @beardo373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Having only seen footage of baby elephant seals before now, watching what they become is some true nightmare fuel.

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The babies are the CUTEST! This form of mate competition seems way more harmful than constructive... But there's probably a good reason for it. Probably.

  • @michaelmythology
    @michaelmythology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"

    • @swellerferret2506
      @swellerferret2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      “You will not take her from me!”

    • @RG_Rizzy
      @RG_Rizzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "You underestiMATE my power!"

    • @swellerferret2506
      @swellerferret2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@RG_Rizzy “My anger and lust for mating have already done that.”

    • @Theodoros_pap_zearg
      @Theodoros_pap_zearg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@RG_Rizzy don't try it

    • @amser7
      @amser7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Theodoros_pap_zearg AAAAAAAA (gets reject from mating)

  • @damuvang1915
    @damuvang1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    0:18 he came out like a warrior in a movie. On top of the hill making his battle cry issuing a challenge to single combat.

    • @hassuntzu6523
      @hassuntzu6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Just like a warrior, he found someone with his girl

    • @damuvang1915
      @damuvang1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hassuntzu6523 And she leaves just as when they fight for her honor. Don’t think she’s watching anymore. 😂😂

    • @stevetownley5480
      @stevetownley5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A little lest climatic if you ask me but still true nonetheless

    • @rashodhustle9718
      @rashodhustle9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@damuvang1915 shes probably like on to the next

    • @kdesano8
      @kdesano8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Looks badass but it sounds like someone having a bad shit coming out his ass.

  • @LukeRion-nt6cu
    @LukeRion-nt6cu 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    You can tell the smaller one has been at this for a while. he’s showing skill

  • @Ranolog
    @Ranolog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I like how when the other ones nose got really damaged, they were like "time out time out!" For a second. I was thinking the bigger one was gonna be like "ill get mum just wait here!" until they started fighting again

  • @matias5817
    @matias5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "Discord moderators battle for the right to mate"

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mason Murchison and troons

    • @miguelsandigo1755
      @miguelsandigo1755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      When a 13 year old joins the board

    • @bry756
      @bry756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right sure ...but guarantee? Dubious

    • @SnarkyMalarkey
      @SnarkyMalarkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i think its insulting that you would compare these badass creatures with discord mods

    • @trillionairedan9052
      @trillionairedan9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mason Murchison and they can't fight for shit🤣

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    0:25
    *"It's over, Anaseal. I have the high ground"*

    • @emilioalvarez7745
      @emilioalvarez7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @DeadmanInc336
      @DeadmanInc336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You idiot... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakubgrono9070
      @jakubgrono9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Diarreah noises intensifies

    • @fulcrum6008
      @fulcrum6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "You underestimate my power of diarrhea roaring!"

    • @Arenas95
      @Arenas95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anaseal.... 😂😂😂

  • @Tyranachu
    @Tyranachu ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The bigger one is clearly more experienced, he went for where it hurt the most when he tore open the other one’s snout at 3:06

  • @pedrourbano501
    @pedrourbano501 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm actually surprised that it moves as fast as it does not having legs or arms and being that heavy.

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shockingly fast

    • @Ibloop
      @Ibloop 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The inertia from is surprisingly effective

    • @Ibloop
      @Ibloop 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The inertia from its blubber is surprisingly effective

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I feel sorry for the old, battle-scarred one. He fought really hard at first. The big one was like, “I’ll mess with your head by just roarin’, let you wear yourself out, and as soon as I get my nose out of my mouth, I’ll mop the floor with you,” and then he did.

    • @taidanagaming6800
      @taidanagaming6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment 😂😂😂

    • @peramenehera7054
      @peramenehera7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean since he has all those scars he probably already got some mad puss in his days

    • @ChristopherX30
      @ChristopherX30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂🤣

    • @SkrunkyTheClown
      @SkrunkyTheClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@peramenehera7054 prolly.
      But out with the old and in with the new, basically how it works in nature. And for humans too

    • @ishzarkklyon9590
      @ishzarkklyon9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thragg vs Conquest and the left one was Conquest

  • @kenadams9376
    @kenadams9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    It sounds like a rough morning on the toilet after a rough night of drinking cheap beer.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And taco bell

  • @Flexydoggo76
    @Flexydoggo76 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:45 me when the taco bell kicks in

  • @TheBetterBoi2004
    @TheBetterBoi2004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elephant Seals are Basically Those Type of Animals to the Animal Kingdom That Are just So Bizarre. But Yet We love them Anyway for what they Are. And That’s Awesome!
    Plus when the Seal Got his Nose Ripped Off…Jeez i can’t Imagine how Painful That Must’ve Been… 😬

  • @Frosst
    @Frosst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Elephant Seal: “Yo..u.. You should’ve gone for the snout” *gurgls*

    • @sonatine3266
      @sonatine3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dunno why, but I laughed like one minute straight to this. xD *gurgls*

    • @ryu-ken
      @ryu-ken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The other dude is smart. He took the high ground

    • @bullymaguire9156
      @bullymaguire9156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @sadsackkvisling9694
      @sadsackkvisling9694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The snoot is a blood rich and sensitive target.

    • @thanosianthemadtitanic
      @thanosianthemadtitanic ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

  • @Pasta13
    @Pasta13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    1:01 if that pole to his right wasn’t there you would think that 500 ft tall elephant seal Kaiju is attacking what looks like Northern Ireland

    • @Noname-gr1zp
      @Noname-gr1zp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Titanius Sea Elephant

    • @peterd4047
      @peterd4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I legit was thinking the same thing we have similar minds 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what it looked like! Haha

    • @MrOrangeonion
      @MrOrangeonion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn right i thought it was flippin huge at that point

  • @HkFinn83
    @HkFinn83 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What a lucky lady! Having her pick of these two handsome boys!❤️

  • @janetsoukup9767
    @janetsoukup9767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh owww I felt every bite! Gosh they they get mean . Beautiful animals though ♥️

  • @thevisitor1012
    @thevisitor1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    *Little guy lands 100 combos, then gets bit on the snout*
    “Aight I’m done”

    • @ano2101
      @ano2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It’s like you’re working you’re ass off and get hit by gogeta lvl 7

    • @youneskasdi
      @youneskasdi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Size does matter after all

    • @nadinecreary9938
      @nadinecreary9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It got torn open really bad 3:48

    • @enjoyer2227
      @enjoyer2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He had to have all of that swag to even do a little bit of damage but the big one landed three Crush Counters and won the match. Smh, this shit ain’t fair man...

    • @julesop3866
      @julesop3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enjoyer2227 R.i.P

  • @medicgaming101
    @medicgaming101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The guy who lives in the house:
    “HOLY SHIT! FREE CONTENT!”

  • @youraverageaussie2023
    @youraverageaussie2023 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Seal 1: FLIPPERS OFF SHE'S MINE!!!
    Seal 2: NUH UH SHE'S MINE!!!
    Her: 🤦‍♀

  • @MonkeyDude1999
    @MonkeyDude1999 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m not gonna lie, this was more entertaining to watch than a real boxing match. 😂
    At first I thought the left one was going to win and then the right one had the left one’s nose and at that moment I knew it was over for the left one.
    I kinda felt sorry for the left one tbh 😅

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    Jesus, they have one tough skin

    • @Jestiii
      @Jestiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Wait WTF SLAV? YOU HERE?

    • @dawidek8237
      @dawidek8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      top hardest to beat creatures in the world

    • @loekust
      @loekust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      and they are covered in scars and callouses right around the neck area, from biting each other! it's insane how massive and strong these things are!

    • @Fsatsmeltyblood
      @Fsatsmeltyblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello slav

    • @whatareyoudoingstepcomment4029
      @whatareyoudoingstepcomment4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      not as tough enough to withstands my barret m82 50 cal sniper

  • @michaelyu2744
    @michaelyu2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I kept feeling like they would crash through the wall of a house and continue fighting in there anyway while destroying the furniture

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LOL not impossible😂

    • @southernfried8502
      @southernfried8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well the average male northern elephant seal does weigh around 2.5 tons. And it's obvious to see they have a high pain tolerance.

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I...would absolutely love to see that

    • @SafiSierra87
      @SafiSierra87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could most certainly do that

    • @goldiegoose8975
      @goldiegoose8975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They’d be like Peter and the giant chicken

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks OneyPlays, this was a sight to see

  • @Cornerboy73
    @Cornerboy73 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The little one ran away shaking his nose barking "This isn't over Abelard, we shall finish this duel another day - arf arf arf !!!" Then he made his escape down the conveniently laid-out Elephant Seal slipway next to the wharf.

  • @stovepip
    @stovepip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Love how the big one is baiting the little one to strike, only to strike back at critical points

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The strategy of experience. They probably run out of steam having to lumber around like that.

    • @FatalShotGG
      @FatalShotGG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TristanBiological The bigger one also lacerated the smaller one's nose

    • @jfchadwick11
      @jfchadwick11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Little one" being a relative term here 😬

    • @Akaryusan
      @Akaryusan ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You don't get to stay the biggest by being an idiot, even a seal has to use strategy

  • @OJanimations08
    @OJanimations08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “Honey are you in the restroom?”
    “I’m not in the restroom”
    “What?”
    “Look outside.”
    “…oh.”

  • @Deadlysamurai_
    @Deadlysamurai_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Elephant seal: does warcry
    Toliet:

  • @panda._.23
    @panda._.23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can finaly sleep after i heard this beatiful sound

  • @miguellilly8859
    @miguellilly8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Small elephant seal:(Doing quick bites
    Big elephant seal: You fight like young man nothing held back, admirable but mistake.

    • @ShankX10
      @ShankX10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Then he pulls the DAD move on the young man "I GOT YOUR NOSE".

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ShankX10 r/cursedcomments

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ShankX10 you think your nose is your ally? You ve merely adopted it

    • @neilalexander65
      @neilalexander65 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lefu7812 lool

    • @jacobzland3609
      @jacobzland3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lefu7812 I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t smell the diarrhea until I was a man, by then it was nothing to me but RANCID!

  • @ryansparks9257
    @ryansparks9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Imagine having to fight for dominance while trying to avoid getting your own face dongus in your mouth while also trying to get ahold of your opponents.

    • @beeb5872
      @beeb5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I will never stop calling it a 'face dongus' from this point onwards.

    • @w3ird_gurl638
      @w3ird_gurl638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giant Dic-

    • @w3ird_gurl638
      @w3ird_gurl638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@beeb5872 Ngl Squidward must be mad he ain't the only one with a big nose🤚😭

    • @malawianalphawolf
      @malawianalphawolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The life 'Nice Guys' and Incels claim to live.

    • @aliciawalker6624
      @aliciawalker6624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cant stop laughing 😭😭😭😭

  • @MrAlexR123
    @MrAlexR123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It looks like they each had a strategy. One was aggressive, attacking rapidly. The other was hiding its nose in its mouth. Instead of dealing minor damage to the body it waited for an opening on its opponents nose. After that it was a matter of time before the other started to lose its will to fight.

  • @paolar436
    @paolar436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 'oops' made me laugh, not expecting. Woke up thinking about this video for some reason

  • @BlueWallFull4331
    @BlueWallFull4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    This was brutal to watch. Those bites and when he got him by the snout. That would of taken my arm off

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      They're so hardcore! We estimated that big guy (Beachmaster on the right) around 2000kg and just a bit under 5m long.

    • @barbary13
      @barbary13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@TristanBiological jeez thats crazy, and i've heard southern elephant seals can grow up to 4000kg!

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@barbary13 oh yeah, they're almost 2x as big as the Northern's. But their noses look a little less flappy.

    • @flashgordon6510
      @flashgordon6510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TristanBiological Wow! Must be amazing to see and hear up close and in person.

    • @supernovagirl5741
      @supernovagirl5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it's messed up lol

  • @Douglas8244
    @Douglas8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    living is so difficult for them in all aspects, even to open their mouth without biting their noses is hard

    • @ryanokeefe12
      @ryanokeefe12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      At least they don't have to pay taxes.

    • @Guitarraeficaz1
      @Guitarraeficaz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      if that is hard for them imagine when they have tu put on their condom.

    • @flamengo5471
      @flamengo5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eita um br

    • @PinkSparklerToontown
      @PinkSparklerToontown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanokeefe12 tax is good.

    • @AI-Maginations
      @AI-Maginations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're reincarnated as one of these if you're a real bad person

  • @princejohn6560
    @princejohn6560 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Smart tactics from the bigger seal to attack the smaller one coming down the hill. The smaller one couldn't get any traction and was continually pushed down the hill and inevitably had to retreat.

  • @johnnytightlips991
    @johnnytightlips991 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok but how strong must those flippers be to push your 3 ton carcass around like that lol

  • @doot7779
    @doot7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    That fight was over once he tore off that nose

  • @fluffywhitellama4144
    @fluffywhitellama4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    So this dude just shows up and steals the other ones girlfriend
    That's sad man

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      the girlfriend left both of them when they started figthing... she will wait for her lover to come back and retake his honor

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      No, the opossite, the smaller one had stolen her

    • @MrExade
      @MrExade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The dominant male has the right to mate, only a beta would say it's sad.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@MrExade lol 4channer

    • @justakidwithnolife5671
      @justakidwithnolife5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@MrExade go back from whence you came, you basement dweller.

  • @varszegimarcell
    @varszegimarcell ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know why, but this video makes me laugh so hard

  • @sebastjansslavitis3898
    @sebastjansslavitis3898 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I knew he gonna win when he just stand and took those first attacks like nothing. Not so different from humans - winning is cool, but flexing than enemy cant even hurt you is also appreciated

  • @user-dm4gb2kr5v
    @user-dm4gb2kr5v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    this is like watching a pokemon battle in real life

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      With the only abilities being tackle and bite

    • @eatinggum9093
      @eatinggum9093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Real life just like bideo game

    • @tehuti5207
      @tehuti5207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TristanBiological And splash

    • @andree1kk986
      @andree1kk986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right lol

    • @shrapnel95
      @shrapnel95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And sounds like Pokémon sharting

  • @viking197
    @viking197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    God: so what noise should the elephant seal make?
    Chipotle Sauce: yes

  • @OnionSavoya-jf5hz
    @OnionSavoya-jf5hz 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's amazing to witness the majesty of nature.

  • @mosacanite4533
    @mosacanite4533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What I heard last night in the bathroom. Didn’t see who came out, but I knew they fought a good fight. 🤝💯

  • @GB-um2lf
    @GB-um2lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    One on the right employed Obiwan tactics, dude had the highground the whole fight.

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Here we can see an excellent example of how powerful the high ground truly is: Elephant seal bodies are extremely blubbery which gives them some of the highest resistance to damage in the animal kingdom but their big floppy proboscise are very soft and sensitive and one good bite there can easily win a seal the fight. We can see this happening in the video when the opponents nose gets bit and ripped open and he loses almost all his will to fight and loses the battle soon after. Elephant seals are also far too heavy to jump or lift themselves of the ground, however far their neck can reach is all the range that they have. They also lack any agility or dexterity on land beyond just biting things, meaning things like dodging or outmaneuvering is impossible. So by standing on ground high enough to put your proboscis out of reach of the enemy seals bite, you have essentially made it impossible for them to reach your weakpoint while simultaneously making it far easier for you to attack their's.
      High ground is broken, pls nerf

    • @ladypain_thelegend5949
      @ladypain_thelegend5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@squilliamfancyson1080 Ngl, I thought he bit his own nose with how aggressive and wildly he was going for those bites; it looks like they can easily bite their own trunk.

    • @ryu-ken
      @ryu-ken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The other dude is smart. He took the high ground. Has more leverage for devastating blows and made it harder for low ground guy to hit him

    • @Totyen
      @Totyen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed

    • @sadsackkvisling9694
      @sadsackkvisling9694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So original.

  • @Castillo525
    @Castillo525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    The one on the right (newcomer) was larger and stronger, but the one on the left has the fighting spirit. He'll train and come for revenge the next mating season 😂👌🏻

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      He successfully mated a few times, but your totally right that he's the future Beachmaster very soon!

    • @TheMendo123
      @TheMendo123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The one on the right is the beachmaster I think. Looks like the smaller one is probably younger and was mating with a female on the larger beachmaster's turf. He is too small but looks scrappy and will probably be a beachmaster in the future. The larger one may also be getting old and losing his edge and ferocity in battle it looks like

    • @TristanBiological
      @TristanBiological  3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@TheMendo123 absolutely. He did mate with that female 5 times prior to this conflict, so that might explain why he's pretty chill with this bit of competition. After this fight there was no more questioning of the Beachmaster's dominance.

    • @kevinlawson6188
      @kevinlawson6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'll be right back...after I eat 10,000 more fish.

    • @aereiq
      @aereiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TristanBiological still fought even when part of nose was missing.

  • @karimouss
    @karimouss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematography?

  • @pavlo5551
    @pavlo5551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sound they make is something that you can naturally encounter at home

  • @poison3x
    @poison3x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    He was like: " Come with me girl! You know I got a bigger toilet ;) "

  • @gio-gioarmani2268
    @gio-gioarmani2268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The long pauses during the battle are like:
    ,,Oh hey dude calm down for a sec, my nose is in my mouth-"
    ,,Yeah same dude hol up-"
    ,,Okey done, lets continue"

    • @carlosbalazs2492
      @carlosbalazs2492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah, those pauses are bathroom breaks

    • @averyniceguy3964
      @averyniceguy3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time to wait for the smartasses to comment and ruin the whole joke

    • @RrRr-or5tw
      @RrRr-or5tw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean that thing probably has its purpose but it really seems like a disability

    • @nena_picante1425
      @nena_picante1425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfaoooo

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way the other guy approached just over the horizon. Like straight out of a kaiju movie.

  • @Homophonic
    @Homophonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I never thought an animal fight could looked this hilarious

  • @rainyfriday6175
    @rainyfriday6175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Damn, homie lost his girl. I knew it wasn’t going to go good when the challenger just stood in the beginning and let him take those free shots without flinching.

    • @ninjapickles244
      @ninjapickles244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Poor small guy. I hope he’s living his life as a he deserves

    • @amd1273
      @amd1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Apparently that was not his girl.

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Read the description
      That ain't his girl

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lost his girl and got part of his nose ripped off. Rough day.

    • @MOJAHED-XAN
      @MOJAHED-XAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @r33mote
      Rip
      Half pp

  • @Crackdalf
    @Crackdalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The seal on the right has way more scars on his body, I'd wager he's quite an experienced fighter.

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      like the quote i've read once, beware of an old man with the profession were men die young. something in that line,?

    • @Robert_D_Mercer
      @Robert_D_Mercer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bartdegryse9345 I clicked this video for a fight, not wisdom.

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Robert_D_Mercer lmao 🙈🤡

    • @imyourmaster77
      @imyourmaster77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he was bigger.

    • @silverecho1201
      @silverecho1201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@imyourmaster77 The fat one is normally the one that runs a harem on all the females. The small ones sneak in and try to impregnate the females leading to fights like this

  • @danielyu8022
    @danielyu8022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cameraman did an amazing job capturing this.

  • @Atomicallyawesome.
    @Atomicallyawesome. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Wow the challenger sure came in a beast, he allowed his opponent to get some free hits off at the beginning and still messed him up in the end. Kept doing his war cry because he didn't even acknowledge his opponent as a true male. Wow... What an absolute legend

    • @jakubgoaszewski7777
      @jakubgoaszewski7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What a Chad

    • @trashrat8365
      @trashrat8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can hear the exactly moment the losing male’s resolve is broken too

    • @endingworlds
      @endingworlds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was letting him get tired, like in a real fight.

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endingworlds Muhammad Ali style ^^

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The losing one was in a bad spot as well-closer to the water