Witcher 1 hilarious dialogue with Leuvaarden

This Witcher 1 moment cracks me up
Geralt: I see many expensive foods here. How do you feel about Vizima's starving?
Leuvaarden: Ha! Helping the sloths in this city would bankrupt me in a day.
Geralt: If you helped a few...
Leuvaarden: I'm a man of principle. If I helped the poor, I'd want to help all, without exception.