I love St Augustine for the same reason the woman loves St Peter: he shows me that no matter how hard I fall, I can still become a saint. Also I have never thought of the super power of language and I really like that one! I think that might be my new favorite answer.
I'm surprised and delighted that someone said St. Sebastian! When he first started that segment, the first thought that came to my mind was "my favorite is St. Sebastian, but I bet no one's gonna mention him here!" Pleasantly surprised! He's a great, very manly saint that doesn't get talked about these days. St. Sebastian, pray for us!
For Lent this year, my husband and I are mourning the recent death of his mom. I’m not sure if it really counts as we didn’t choose it, but she died the week before Lent started and we’ve been too mentally overwhelmed with grief to do anything else for Lent. It is bringing us closer to both God and each other though, so there’s that?🤷🏼♀️
@@lyndavonkanel8603 I’m not sure that penance is quite the right word? We already gave the last ten years of our lives caring for his parents. His dad died six months before his mom did, and we spent the last three months caring for her at home. She was bed-bound and totally disabled. It’s a little too early yet for us to be excited for the future, but we do get to have the rest of our lives to live “for ourselves”. I have no idea what we will do with the rest of our lives. We’ll probably have to find some nice, fulfilling things to do like mission work or something. And some travel. Re-learn how to be ourselves and be okay with that.
I can't believe that you chose the same "super power" that I would choose, but I took it a little further beyond just speaking the language... totally understanding the meaning whether signed, written, spoken, telepathic, hieroglyphs, symbols, graffiti... any form of communication... and I could respond in kind.
Great super power choice Father! I've been watching several videos of this American guy who speaks Chinese and has a great affinity for learning languages; the surprise, joy, and connections he makes is such a pleasure to watch.
It would be a superpower because even polyglots have their limits. Especially with the tonal languages, if you don't grow up hearing those sounds, you will never be able to produce them or even hear them properly.
For Lent I gave up things I couldn't accomplish. This year I am reading a chapter a day of Exodus for lent. I read Luke for advent, and Acts because I like reading Paul. I guess we associate with Jesus more because he was man. I think of him as my teacher. He is always explaining to someone, somewhere, something. I am learning what his explanations mean by reading the bible. His explanations are there for when we miss the point. A superpower? Without a doubt, the ability to heal a broken soul.
hi can anyone explain to me why us Catholics pray to Mary, seemingly more than Christ, e.g. the Holy Rosary is dedicated to Mary, the Angelus is dedicated to Mary, a Hail Mary prayer, etc., i'm catholic just curious
Catholics pray to Mary for her intercession to her Son, Jesus. It's like asking a friend to talk to someone for you. The Rosary is a prayer mostly centered on the events of the life of Jesus. Catholics don't worship Mary; worship belongs to God.
Hotdogs are a wrap, as the bread wraps the content. Hamburgers are a class of Sandwich because there are two pieces of bread containing the content. 1:11 The Subway Scenario - They technically make wraps as the bread is cut like a hotdog bug and wraps the content. Originally they did make sandwiches because the original Subway cut was the U-Gouge cut which gave you to pieces of bread. Please do not ask how much I have pondered this question in my life
A few years ago I decided knowing every language would be my super power if I could choose. I want to be able to understand everybody and to help them, if only by listening.
If you’re in Anaheim, you should get a burger at Varsity Burger over on Lincoln Ave. Willy’s Eatery over on Ball Road at State College is great for breakfast.
There is no such thing as a sandwich there is such thing as a Publix sandwich. If you don’t live in Florida or where Publix is you don’t know a single thing about what a real sandwich is . I’m going to eat one in the next 15 minutes and I’m sorry for my lack of charity I’m going to tell you about it but you won’t get any God bless you. It’s two times the size of a subway with a lot of meat on it and it is sunshine sustenance
Father Casey. It was a pleasure to meet you at RECongress.. hopefully next year or next time you are out here in Southern California we can grab some in n out!!!
I may sound lame, but I think it's cool you have this kind of congress. I guess being in a predominantly Catholic country like the Philippines one would think this isn't necessary, but it would be truly great if we had this to draw more young people to the Catholic faith.🙏🇵🇭 Secularism is getting to be more popular with the new generation, which saddens me. 😔
Super pedantic, but in Europe there is such a thing as an open faced sandwich, which is toppings on a single slice of bread. However, there's also kebabs, or gyros as they're called in the States. So perhaps a hotdog sandwich is really a type of kebab! It certainly makes sense considering kebabs also come with sauce and chopped up vegetables, which is much less common for conventional sandwiches.
Putting my nerdiness out there ............ You want to be C3PO from Star Wars. Just saying. Love the channel love the hard hitting things you choose to talk about when others shy away. Between you, Bishop Barron and Fr. Scmitz you guys are killing the YT thing with helping Catholics grow and understand who we are, who we are meant to be, and why despite the flaws of man and how he has always run His Church the rightful and genuine pride we should contain to follow Jesus in this faith walk. We Bloom where we are planted and WE, the people, ARE THE CHURCH not buildings. Take care brother stay safe and Godbless.
The "communication" super power would be a pretty cool one to have. In fact, there actually are quite a few superhero's that have that power in there arsenal. Most notably, in the DC universe (home to Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman etc), there exists a group called the Green Lantern Corp. and the members (aka Green Lanterns) actually possess that superpower. Their rings allow them to both understand and speak every language in the known universe.
Greetings from St. Francis of Assisi parish in Sacramento CA. We had Franciscan Pastors here from 1916 until 6 years ago and we sure miss them. BTW our current diocesan pastor is leaving in 2 months.
My immediate thought was "the power to speak and be understood", which I realize is just an incomplete version of yours. Two thumbs up! Now to go work on that universal translator / babel fish...
Welcome to Anaheim! How long are you in town? You should let me buy you a Double-Double at In-N-Out. We could discuss if hamburgers and tacos are sandwiches.
Didn’t even take a full day for people to start questioning your (years ago) appointment as a conduit of Christ. I’m glad you’re still so full of joy, thank you. 🌅 Thank you for your commitment and your lighthearted videos.
BLOWN AWAY! Guess now I know where next year's trip will be! BTW, Father Casey will all due respect I have for you, and gratitude for your lessons, you'll have to be second in line for the all language superpower. I've wanted this since I first me a second language speaker at 3 years old. Oh, I hope to meet some of you at this next year!
I would say a hotdog is more like a Po’ boy. My favorite saints are St. Patrick, St. Peter, St. Anthony, St. Ann, St. Christopher, St. Nicholas, and St. Paul.
could anyone help me? I've already heard many times the name of the Saint the blonde woman said. Saint John what? it's on minute 4, second 37. If she had told Giovanni and his last name, but, I can't get it, lol , I could easily get it if she had told the whole name, I also speak Italian, but... she only said "Giovanni" I've already repeated it over and over, but even by reading lips, I can't get what she says. And it doesn't show up on the auto generated closed captions. I'm wondering about "John XXIII?" but I can't be sure, I really couldn't understand it lol lol, sorry! lol lol Could you help me on that Father Casey!? Or anyone else? lol Perfect video, btw!
A hotdog is a finger bread *ROLL* split down the middle with a red Vienna sausage flavoured either with tomato sauce or mustard sauce & onion placed in between the two halves. *Whereas a sandwich is two *SLICES* of buttered bread with a filling of your choice between the two slices. *NO FR. CASEY, a hotdog is not a sandwich..
@@dolphinman9253 You are splitting hairs mate. You could make a sandwich with one slice of bread - just cut it in half & read my first description. If you can't do that - have a kip 😴😴😴.
My go-to superpower is shapeshifting because it’s *every* superpower, but when people say that doesn’t count then I also love the idea of being able to speak in every language
The TH-camr costuming drama asks the question when interviewing designers that she has on show, and I think it is. Actually it's a carnival food/ street food it started out as that now it's a stable in our life.
This isn't related to the video, but I need help from a priest. I need someone to talk to. I have a problem nobody understands and I'm afraid would make me sound crazy, but years ago I had disturbing dreams which I believe were messages God was sending me. I really need to get it off my chest, without skepticism or judgement. Is there anyone I could talk to about it?
There are open face sandwiches... everything piled on top one piece of bread. That's a sandwich, so, in my opinion, a hotdog is a sandwich. Just shaped different. Some sub sandwiches are essentially on bread connected like a hotdog bun.
Loved this video! So light hearted and fun. Your videos and overall content have helped give me that extra push to make my way back to the church. Thank you so much.
No offense Fr. But you need to go back and tell all those people, that if Jesus isn't their Lord and Master, they better pick up their Bibles. Which i think is a problem with a lot of todays Catholics.
Can I ask maybe a stupid question? What does one do at the Religious Education Congress (aside from asking people if a hotdog is a sandwich, because it is)?
A lot of small talk - very difficult to carry out with strangers. Well done fr.Casey. Definitely not for me though. A hotdog is most definitely NOT a sandwich - surprising how so many people cannot distinguish between the two. Why would they have different names? There's your answer.😉
Fr..Casey, why do I somehow see another book in your future, as in a comic book style , using the super hero theme, with the superpower of being able to speak and understand all languages? What a great tool! And you’ve already started the marketing research to boot. A comic book series even! 🤔
Yes Nic ole, there has been much liturgical abuse at this conference. Father Casey’s reply to you was unacceptable. Then again, coming from a priest who criticized Raymond Cardinal Burke, I guess I’m not surprised at his reply.
@@BreakingInTheHabit Dancing and cultural expression seems fine outside of the Mass. Anything that distracts me from Jesus and the Eucharist at Mass doesn't serve us well. Shouldn't my focus be solely on Him?
Two people I know are in this video; how is Catholic world so big and so small at the same time? I love it. Great video.
@The Stock Trader indeed, isn’t that literally the meaning of the word Catholic?
Loved seeing so many young faithful Catholics! This was a nice way to start my day.
Mentioning the name of Saint John Chrysostom was great . I’m an Orthodox Christian who is a huge fan of this channel.
I love St Augustine for the same reason the woman loves St Peter: he shows me that no matter how hard I fall, I can still become a saint. Also I have never thought of the super power of language and I really like that one! I think that might be my new favorite answer.
I'm surprised and delighted that someone said St. Sebastian! When he first started that segment, the first thought that came to my mind was "my favorite is St. Sebastian, but I bet no one's gonna mention him here!" Pleasantly surprised! He's a great, very manly saint that doesn't get talked about these days. St. Sebastian, pray for us!
Goes to Jesuit booth to start a fight. Love it. Brothers indeed. We are all one big family.
I want to know what swag they were handing out
For Lent this year, my husband and I are mourning the recent death of his mom. I’m not sure if it really counts as we didn’t choose it, but she died the week before Lent started and we’ve been too mentally overwhelmed with grief to do anything else for Lent.
It is bringing us closer to both God and each other though, so there’s that?🤷🏼♀️
I'm sorry for your loss
@@nenita541708 Thank you. It’s been seemingly unendingly miserable, but slowly, one piece at a time by the Grace of God we are pulling through.
May she rest in peace. Amen 🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️
That's more than enough for penance. I pray God will heal your hearts with His love.
@@lyndavonkanel8603 I’m not sure that penance is quite the right word? We already gave the last ten years of our lives caring for his parents. His dad died six months before his mom did, and we spent the last three months caring for her at home. She was bed-bound and totally disabled. It’s a little too early yet for us to be excited for the future, but we do get to have the rest of our lives to live “for ourselves”. I have no idea what we will do with the rest of our lives. We’ll probably have to find some nice, fulfilling things to do like mission work or something. And some travel. Re-learn how to be ourselves and be okay with that.
I can't believe that you chose the same "super power" that I would choose, but I took it a little further beyond just speaking the language... totally understanding the meaning whether signed, written, spoken, telepathic, hieroglyphs, symbols, graffiti... any form of communication... and I could respond in kind.
More videos like this, please! Maybe you can do more Friar Life episodes?
Great super power choice Father! I've been watching several videos of this American guy who speaks Chinese and has a great affinity for learning languages; the surprise, joy, and connections he makes is such a pleasure to watch.
It would be a superpower because even polyglots have their limits. Especially with the tonal languages, if you don't grow up hearing those sounds, you will never be able to produce them or even hear them properly.
For Lent I gave up things I couldn't accomplish. This year I am reading a chapter a day of Exodus for lent. I read Luke for advent, and Acts because I like reading Paul.
I guess we associate with Jesus more because he was man. I think of him as my teacher. He is always explaining to someone, somewhere, something. I am learning what his explanations mean by reading the bible. His explanations are there for when we miss the point.
A superpower? Without a doubt, the ability to heal a broken soul.
hi can anyone explain to me why us Catholics pray to Mary, seemingly more than Christ, e.g. the Holy Rosary is dedicated to Mary, the Angelus is dedicated to Mary, a Hail Mary prayer, etc., i'm catholic just curious
Catholics pray to Mary for her intercession to her Son, Jesus. It's like asking a friend to talk to someone for you. The Rosary is a prayer mostly centered on the events of the life of Jesus. Catholics don't worship Mary; worship belongs to God.
@@yeahchband Thanks for the answer Janet! :) God bless you
Hotdogs are a wrap, as the bread wraps the content. Hamburgers are a class of Sandwich because there are two pieces of bread containing the content.
1:11 The Subway Scenario - They technically make wraps as the bread is cut like a hotdog bug and wraps the content. Originally they did make sandwiches because the original Subway cut was the U-Gouge cut which gave you to pieces of bread. Please do not ask how much I have pondered this question in my life
A few years ago I decided knowing every language would be my super power if I could choose. I want to be able to understand everybody and to help them, if only by listening.
Hotdogs are only sandwiches if the hotdogs are sandwiched between two pieces of bread. Subway is not a sandwich.
You funny father 😇🛐✝️
....💞I Love The Idea If Being Able To Speak And Understand Every Language ~ How Amazing To Be Able To Communicate With EveryOne💞….
Thank you for including the public….initiates possibilities 🙏🏾❤️🙏🏾
If you’re in Anaheim, you should get a burger at Varsity Burger over on Lincoln Ave. Willy’s Eatery over on Ball Road at State College is great for breakfast.
There is no such thing as a sandwich there is such thing as a Publix sandwich. If you don’t live in Florida or where Publix is you don’t know a single thing about what a real sandwich is . I’m going to eat one in the next 15 minutes and I’m sorry for my lack of charity I’m going to tell you about it but you won’t get any God bless you. It’s two times the size of a subway with a lot of meat on it and it is sunshine sustenance
This was fun and I love your answer to the superpower question!
Father Casey: I would say that my superpower will be harness lightning 🌩️⚡ from my fingertips like Star Wars Force Lightning
Father Casey. It was a pleasure to meet you at RECongress.. hopefully next year or next time you are out here in Southern California we can grab some in n out!!!
I saw you at RE Congress and wanted to say hi but never found a good time to say hi. It was cool seeing you there though.
I may sound lame, but I think it's cool you have this kind of congress. I guess being in a predominantly Catholic country like the Philippines one would think this isn't necessary, but it would be truly great if we had this to draw more young people to the Catholic faith.🙏🇵🇭 Secularism is getting to be more popular with the new generation, which saddens me. 😔
To speak in any language is indeed a superpower. I want to have that. 😊
If I were invisible I'd go to a fancy bakery and eat whatever I want
Super pedantic, but in Europe there is such a thing as an open faced sandwich, which is toppings on a single slice of bread. However, there's also kebabs, or gyros as they're called in the States. So perhaps a hotdog sandwich is really a type of kebab! It certainly makes sense considering kebabs also come with sauce and chopped up vegetables, which is much less common for conventional sandwiches.
Putting my nerdiness out there ............ You want to be C3PO from Star Wars. Just saying. Love the channel love the hard hitting things you choose to talk about when others shy away. Between you, Bishop Barron and Fr. Scmitz you guys are killing the YT thing with helping Catholics grow and understand who we are, who we are meant to be, and why despite the flaws of man and how he has always run His Church the rightful and genuine pride we should contain to follow Jesus in this faith walk. We Bloom where we are planted and WE, the people, ARE THE CHURCH not buildings. Take care brother stay safe and Godbless.
The "communication" super power would be a pretty cool one to have. In fact, there actually are quite a few superhero's that have that power in there arsenal. Most notably, in the DC universe (home to Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman etc), there exists a group called the Green Lantern Corp. and the members (aka Green Lanterns) actually possess that superpower. Their rings allow them to both understand and speak every language in the known universe.
Greetings from St. Francis of Assisi parish in Sacramento CA. We had Franciscan Pastors here from 1916 until 6 years ago and we sure miss them. BTW our current diocesan pastor is leaving in 2 months.
Awesome vid! People's perspectives are so interesting.
My immediate thought was "the power to speak and be understood", which I realize is just an incomplete version of yours. Two thumbs up!
Now to go work on that universal translator / babel fish...
I've had that desire for years. To be able to understand and communicate in every language.
Welcome to Anaheim! How long are you in town? You should let me buy you a Double-Double at In-N-Out. We could discuss if hamburgers and tacos are sandwiches.
Subway has subs not sandwiches.
No on the sandwich my favorite saint is Good Thief
Yes ! Its a sandwich !
Me: Time travel. You get to meet Jesus
I love the in-n-out plug LOL. Also, I wish I had fixed my hair before we started the interview 😆
Didn’t even take a full day for people to start questioning your (years ago) appointment as a conduit of Christ. I’m glad you’re still so full of joy, thank you. 🌅 Thank you for your commitment and your lighthearted videos.
BLOWN AWAY! Guess now I know where next year's trip will be! BTW, Father Casey will all due respect I have for you, and gratitude for your lessons, you'll have to be second in line for the all language superpower. I've wanted this since I first me a second language speaker at 3 years old. Oh, I hope to meet some of you at this next year!
I would say a hotdog is more like a Po’ boy. My favorite saints are St. Patrick, St. Peter, St. Anthony, St. Ann, St. Christopher, St. Nicholas, and St. Paul.
could anyone help me? I've already heard many times the name of the Saint the blonde woman said. Saint John what? it's on minute 4, second 37. If she had told Giovanni and his last name, but, I can't get it, lol , I could easily get it if she had told the whole name, I also speak Italian, but... she only said "Giovanni" I've already repeated it over and over, but even by reading lips, I can't get what she says. And it doesn't show up on the auto generated closed captions. I'm wondering about "John XXIII?" but I can't be sure, I really couldn't understand it lol lol, sorry! lol lol Could you help me on that Father Casey!? Or anyone else? lol Perfect video, btw!
Pish posh. Everyone knows hotdogs are actually a subset of the Taco Family.
Did you find time to go to In-n-Out?
If you classify a sandwich as bread, meat & condiments, what’s a peanut butter and jelly packed thing?
A hotdog is a finger bread *ROLL* split down the middle with a red Vienna sausage flavoured either with tomato sauce or mustard sauce & onion placed in between the two halves.
*Whereas a sandwich is two *SLICES* of buttered bread with a filling of your choice between the two slices.
*NO FR. CASEY, a hotdog is not a sandwich..
How about when you fold the sliced bread together. Is that a sandwich?
@@dolphinman9253 You are splitting hairs mate. You could make a sandwich with one slice of bread - just cut it in half & read my first description. If you can't do that - have a kip 😴😴😴.
@@MichaelThompson-jq3zf who the hell cuts bread in half to put it together??
What about pita and falafel?
Is a burger not a sandwich then? What if you don't cut the bun all the way through?
best ever !!!
My go-to superpower is shapeshifting because it’s *every* superpower, but when people say that doesn’t count then I also love the idea of being able to speak in every language
As for hot dogs, they have the substance of sandwich but the accident of nothing else but hot dogs.
If a hotdog on a bun be a sandwich, then it would be called hotdog sandwich
The TH-camr costuming drama asks the question when interviewing designers that she has on show, and I think it is. Actually it's a carnival food/ street food it started out as that now it's a stable in our life.
' SHOTS FIRED AT SUBWAY ' HAHA - love fr Casey
This has to be a Food Theory Episode Mattpat🤣👌
is cereal a soup?
I love how he puts the question on the thumbnail as the first question in the video.
A hotdog is not a sandwich, it's obviously a taco.
Always enjoy your vids!
Fun clip, keep it up Father!
Was this a Catholic gathering?
This isn't related to the video, but I need help from a priest. I need someone to talk to. I have a problem nobody understands and I'm afraid would make me sound crazy, but years ago I had disturbing dreams which I believe were messages God was sending me. I really need to get it off my chest, without skepticism or judgement. Is there anyone I could talk to about it?
Sat it here
father casey is there a reason you don't were a Bennie just wondering great video as always
Sorry, don’t know what a Bennie is!
@@BreakingInTheHabit it’s a hat 🧢
A hotdog is clearly a taco
There are open face sandwiches... everything piled on top one piece of bread. That's a sandwich, so, in my opinion, a hotdog is a sandwich. Just shaped different. Some sub sandwiches are essentially on bread connected like a hotdog bun.
1:11 - Overheard at a religious education conference: "Justify yourself"
🤣🤣🤣
The title is "asking important questions," and the thumbnail asks about the metaphysics underlying hotdogs.
Fair enough.
@Breaking The Habit, the lady who talked about kicking priests (in jest), are you two related somehow? It seems like you could be family.
Wawa for the win!!! If you come to southeastern Pennsylvania, Father, you'll have to go. The hoagies are excellent. 😋
These are great questions to ask people. My superpower answer, other than speaking every language, would be telekinesis, moving things with your mind
Same: Speak, Read, and write any language would nice. That and telportation
He is not a priest
Fun video. Gotta love the new book plug...I think. :)
I keep it simple. No. I’ve heard anyone call it that before.
Right on
Something like this does exist? Never heard about that.
Is Fast Food good for fasting or one should rather fast from fast food?
😂😂😂
based on their answers, I conclude a hotdog is a sub.
I keep it simple. What is Jesus? King.
In the east, we become vegan for great lent.
Great video! And I agree, a hotdog is NOT a sandwich. 😁
Loved this video! So light hearted and fun. Your videos and overall content have helped give me that extra push to make my way back to the church. Thank you so much.
Can i ask you a production question? Why did you choose to add a music background to an already noisy background video?
To mask the terrible and variable background noise. Every single clip was a different volume and pitch so this gives it more of a uniform feel.
@@BreakingInTheHabit thank you.
Why is the woman at five minutes and forty seconds wearing a gay pride ribbon while being at a Catholic Religious Education conference?
She's not.
@@BreakingInTheHabit the rainbow ribbon isn’t for gay pride, Fr.?
@@BreakingInTheHabit also, why can you OFM’s deal with the heretical Richard Rohr?
No offense Fr. But you need to go back and tell all those people, that if Jesus isn't their Lord and Master, they better pick up their Bibles. Which i think is a problem with a lot of todays Catholics.
Is cereal soup?
You are like Catholic Adam Neely
A fellow music theorist and Adam Neely enjoyer I see
Can I ask maybe a stupid question? What does one do at the Religious Education Congress (aside from asking people if a hotdog is a sandwich, because it is)?
Fantastic speakers, exciting music, moving liturgies…great time to recharge your spirit and share love.
…so learn, laugh, love.
A lot of small talk - very difficult to carry out with strangers. Well done fr.Casey. Definitely not for me though.
A hotdog is most definitely NOT a sandwich - surprising how so many people cannot distinguish between the two. Why would they have different names? There's your answer.😉
@@MichaelThompson-jq3zf touche
Hah this was awesome
Oh yea I wrote my thesis on this question
LOL No, you didn't!
😍😍😍
I'm totally late but yay!!! New video!! Love the questions and interactions with other people!!!
Hellooo
Is it sacrilegious or pretentious to want to have a superpower to be exactly like Christ: oh wait that's a Christian. Nevermind
Awesome. Excellent channel. God bless you Father Casey.
no
Yes
Fr..Casey, why do I somehow see another book in your future, as in a comic book style , using the super hero theme, with the superpower of being able to speak and understand all languages? What a great tool! And you’ve already started the marketing research to boot. A comic book series even! 🤔
I enjoyed this video! 🙏🏼💗☺️
The Church is going to hell in a hand basket and you ask about hotdogs?
Weren’t there a lot of abuses happening during the Mass at this conference in years past? I saw people dancing around in colorful outfits. Yikes.
What’s wrong with people dancing around in colorful outfits? There’s nothing in the rubrics preventing cultural expression.
@@BreakingInTheHabit I wouldn’t call what happened “cultural expression.” That’s a lame excuse for liturgical abuse.
Yes Nic ole, there has been much liturgical abuse at this conference. Father Casey’s reply to you was unacceptable. Then again, coming from a priest who criticized Raymond Cardinal Burke, I guess I’m not surprised at his reply.
@@BreakingInTheHabit Dancing and cultural expression seems fine outside of the Mass. Anything that distracts me from Jesus and the Eucharist at Mass doesn't serve us well. Shouldn't my focus be solely on Him?
@@BreakingInTheHabit Oh, Father, you need to go to the Latin Mass. You don't know what it means to be a priest.