Talking to MEN ON TINDER and getting absolutely TERRIFIED (rizz gone wrong)
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good evening axolots I'm sure we're all looking forward to this abomination of content today for your daily #entertainment
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So you're not unfamiliar to my love life in this channel. I've spoken about my lack of charisma in the past, how I am slow to romance yet quick to falling for fictional characters that aren't even human most of the times. In this video however I challenge the notion of my inability to rizz by going onto TINDER, a popular dating app for the first time.
please help. me. also ken I'm so sorry
-Faline Sus - บันเทิง
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Who was the best Bachelors my vote is on Jack solely because corgi
FIRST REPLY? HI FALINE ILYSM ❤❤
rahhhh
2ND REPLY
are you still the angle to my devil
Jack
idk if ken is a kind, nice person or a serial unaliver, psychopath. The way he was persistent was both admirable and worrying 💀
Every guy on a dating app ever.
@@HemantKumar-id3jg indeed
Thirst is real
right
unaliver?
The way ken just completely ignored the poem 💀💀
Bro was flabbergasted 😭
Bro had a processing error.
he rly just skipped over it 😭
Like?? I was so shocked he ignored such a masterpiece 😭😭😭
BTW SALT FRIEND PFP???? I LOVE U I HAVENT MET ANYKNE ELSE WHO LIKES SALT FRIEND 👹👹👹👹
mans really said 'i ain't reading all that'
Faline accidentally swiping left after saying he’s gonna teach us “how to woo the ladies” is the funniest thing ever
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
How to woo the ladies :
Step 1 - You don't.
So sad yet releatable too. Like I'm sure I would do the same thing
Don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan- bro’s playing hard to get lol lmao
akaashi you are so real for this
Faline desperately going “where are the women D:” is everything
W O M E E E E N N 😢😢😢😢
@@shimizohra4689 WOMENNN :((
W O M E E E E N N 😢😢😢😢
@@Yallimbored W O M E E E E E E E E E E N N N N N N N N N N N😢😢😢😢
W O M E E E E E E E N :'(
Ken probably being the most likable for me so far, the "come back" killed me too
😭Faline just messing with all these guys, i'm cryingg lmaoo
I love the kenji pfp
@@PricelessTears69 Thank youuu ❤Love your Jouno cat as well, that's Jono from bsd right??
The"come back" made me cackle lmfao, it was so funny for some reason 😇💀😭👽
@@nanyur3013 agreed
Omg Kenji looks so pretty in your prp !!!!!
the fact that Faline says "pinterest" instead of "tinder" has so many implications and is so cursed lmao
For real
you cant spell pinterest without interest
WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS ??
lmao
Faline spents a big time in pinterest 😅
Faline has evolved from writing wattpad fanfics when he was twelve to rizz
Fr
Literally
the wattpad to rizzler pipeline
real
he? 🤨🤨
the reason why faline wears a mask is because the rizz that emits from his mouth is too powerful
FACTS
trueee
Faline has too much rizz to handle
reaaal
Sorry I haven't been following them for a while , she was a girl the last time I remember when did she become a guy ?
Faline: trying to make myself as normal as possible
Also faline: Occupation: 🎀*queen*🎀
😂 I died
Ikr
i love how faline went from "awkward teen with no life skill" to "even more awkward teen and not a single oz of life skill but haz SWAG And riz" lol
"He's so normal, I feel bad" "Why am I not scaring him" Faline have you any idea how little interaction most men get on dating apps? Even if you are clinically insane, they are at least happy that someone is talking to them
Too many men on dating apps spam generic small talk, or go straight to creeping.
It is just as depressing for a lot of women, from what I have seen. Just in a different way.
@@juststatedtheobvious9633 Dating apps really are not safe at all
@@juststatedtheobvious9633 I can see that. I myself am gay, but I am afraid to try Grindr and the like because of my circumstances.
@@juststatedtheobvious9633 This is why I am a lesbian
@@ohgodohnothebees me but im aroace
ken is the most chill person on tinder lol
If that's the most chill, i don't wana meet the polar opposite of that. 😅
idk the phone number thing was a little 🤔
@@erikapavedtheway Yeah true. And the fact that he wanted to go on an other social media way too baddly. I mean why? I talked with guys like that on the internet too. And i got annoyed so i just told them off. But idk, what's the purpose of that tho?
ikr
@@bluebeka2458 my guess is because that you only have so much freedom before Tinder starts consistently asking for money :X
Faline went from a Pinterest boy, to a writer, to a chameleon, to rizz
Faline has gone through many stages of his life
That is dedication. Faline deserves 69,420 rewards fr
@@dr.ritsfilterlife yes
Wait we skipped the furry one
@@calamityheh mari
12:57 THIS WHOLE INTERACTION BYEEE
WOAH AN UNDERRATDD SINGER??
14:12 THIS IS LEGIT THE BEST COMEBACK TO A RIZZ IVE EVER SEEN
EXACTLY
"the irony of being attracted to more than one gender and then not getting bitches either way"
are you my spirit animal? god faline
Nah falines not just a god
Faline like me fr fr
Not just y'all, me also included frfr
ikrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
NO FR
ken is so real for this one i hope he gets recommended this video at 2am and has to painfully relive this conversation
Lmao I'm dead- 💀😭
Fr 😂😂 😂😂
I wish that too pls😭🤚
OMG MOCHILOKI?!!? You watch Fal too??!!
@@demonknight5617 YES I DOOO HI !!!!
There has never been anything more relatable than the difference in Faline's calm reaction when he sees men and the excited squealing when he sees women
ikrrrrr
Me fr 😂
As a bi person I relate so much 😭
@@wahidali681 sameer
frrr
I gasped at the "she looks edible" part, and just stayed in shock for a good minute 😭
I’ve never seen anything more relatable than Fal’s absolute panic when faced with beautiful women
I love how you felt bad for leaving Ken off and then ur first resolution is “should I fake my death”
In hindsight that does sound worse
@@Faline_San nah…
I Like how they weren’t phased by the pregnancy jokes 😭😭
Edit: Damn the likes increased my life expectancy, thanks :)
ITS WAS 999 AND I WAS PLAYING WITH THE NUMBER WHO LIKED
bro ken was so real for loving fal’s insane humour
bro ken 😆
9:27 this is what a yandere girl reads to you before they marry you and chain you up in their basement forever.
are you okay?
@@A_Shrubbery1901LMAO
0:38 SO RELATABLE, I’m scared of commitment, scared of people and I’m attracted to both genders yet get literally no one
Yeah lol its like being on both teams, but still losing either way
Faline forgetting how to differentiate his lefts and right is hilarious
I DO ALL THE TIME 💀
The story of my life 💀
I JUST USE THE HAND THINGS I’M SO BAD AT LEFT AND RIGHT FML
I do the same thing, but it's just because I'm dyslexic );
@@CryBaby145 same and I’m not even dyslexic 😂
"Job title........queen"
Yes Faline, we stan a totally mentally stable queen.
Rick roll lmfao
so whats the lesson we learnt in this video? never use any dating app, they'll most likely leave you devastated
and also nobody matters much until it's a woman. if it's a woman you have to be the absolute rizziest of rizzlers.
@@ranch9167 but the woman won't match with you so you'll never get the chance to rizz
My aunt married a man from tinder and they have a son
I was shocked when I heard how they met. They seem to have amazing relationships and truly love each other-
@@canon9145 what a beautiful story
@@canon9145 tinder dev propaganda xD
“Im going to teach you, how to woo the ladies!”
*looks at phone*
*swipes left on accident*
“N-“
Man, Faline went to a whole new level to find love in Pinterest.
I could never
Lets pray Ken finds his ultimate Soulmate after that emotional break up with jennie
The fact that ken was still writing you after that poem is ducking hilarious, I would have run for my life if someone sent me this like 5 messages into meeting them.
FR like why are these people so… desperate…
Ken was so sweet so it's unfortunate he was technically being catfished 💀 From what I saw, he's good looking and funny. I don't have a clue how he put up with Faline's shit so casually, and he's so chill he would honestly be such a good friend.
I guess he thought she was just joking, because let's be honest. Her messages weren't believable at all.
To be fair,why the hell is he on tinder? He is so charismatic and has good sense of humor
A
@@Rosetintedwaterprobably a catfish
Metacatfishing
many people are not on tinder to find dates at all, or are equally doing exactly what faline is doing for shits and giggles. Just see r/tinder for that haha.
Ken : you can give me your number
Me : *gives a number of Pizza Hut and kfc*
And after deletes the app :)
The way she said "CoMe bAACk ADRiaNaa!!!" really reminds me of "JacK CoME baCK" from titanic 😂😂😂😂😂
Faline: falls hard inlove with adriana on tinder
Also faline: *swipes left*
(also for those sho were wondering ESFP stands for extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. :D)
I need a person in my life who can understand my humour the way ken understands faline's
FR
real
It’s amazing how Faline can make me cringe and laugh so hard I cry at the same time
same fr
11:00 The pregnant emoji killed me ☠️
9:38 the poem??? helloo
Fr this kinda good
Faline is proof that the B in LGBT stands for Bitchless
Don't worry Fal I'm in the same boat too
yooooooooooooo
Let's
Go
Bitchless
Team
I am bi (or something, whatever it doesn't matter) and I've got a lovely woman of my own 😎
woo woo, all aboard the bitchless boat 🛳️
@@HiIAmSpirit2 show off
Now imagine ken finds this video
I HOPE HE DOES
I HOPE THERES A FOLLOWBACK TO THIS STORY FALINE
@Rhea wut
for real dude?
u know this guy or smth?
He did 😭😭😭
WHAHAHAHA?-
HOW DO U KNOW?????????????????@@Cloudkirb
It's scary how Ken is so calm throughout this 💀He probably experienced more RIZZIER things than this 😍
“I heard there is a spirit on it that possesses people”
**pregnant emoji**
12:42 ken desperate 😂
Lmao🤣
“Lying is okay sometimes”
-Faline San, 2023
words to live by! truly inspirational!!~ 😍🥰😊😇❤🌟✨💅🙏🙌👏💁♀
Imagine just reading a text that says "your dog looks edible" 💀
Faline: ‘let’s try and make this as normal as possible’
Also Faline: ‘Queen’
I started dying after Faline started choking when giving him the Dominos number 😂
faline rizzing ppl on tinder is something i never knew i needed in my life...
ken's "come back" had me on the floor
We're basically rolling on the floor every time Faline is texting Ken and Ken is full on normal mode
From fanfics to poems, Faline has done it all
"lying is okay sometimes" Story of my life lol ♡
The poem is just...Im crying!!! 😭😭😭😭 So beautiful!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥲🥲🥲😭😭🥹🥹🥹
Faline : Ya boy is a rizzler here to help you out
Also Faline 2 seconds later : *Swipes left*
If you're sad or having a bad day, Faline never fails to make you laugh-
Bobert
Sir Bobert
fr
Sir mr bobert
fr fr
I can't believe everyone is ignoring how he can hold a rose in his mouth while wearing a mask
What I mean to say is that he's basically biting his mask on the inside...THIS IS SO ON BRAND FOR *FALINE*
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Ngl thats easy you just have no mouth strength
I NEED A PART TWO OF THIIIIISSS I LOVE THIS HUMOUR (short silent for ken....)
11:11 Be afraid (of Ken). Be very afraid
Faline has gone from a writer to cosplayer to rizz truly a legend.
GIRL the way you kept putting that psychotic "🙂" at the end of the most flabbergasting sentence to ever be brought into existence is KILLING ME
Faline has evolved from a sadistic poet, to an impeccable rizzer.
The fact that Fal can even make an advertisement entertaining is kinda scary-
10:43 I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED TOO THO 😭
I love how faline just casually reply the dog look edible💀🤣🤣🤣
As someone who will probably end up with dating apps in the near future, this has me absolutley terrified
Tried it twice. Trust me man, it's not worth it. You're honestly better off dating in friend groups if you can.
Depends what dating app you're using.
Mainly used OkCupid, matched with about 50 women there, and I never had a text interaction as weird as what Faline was making these guys put up with.
It's actually a really great way to learn texting and a lot of stuff in general and to make some friends first.
But it's a bit hard to involve yourself romantically (especially if long distance) because it's still a weird vibe knowing that every single point of the conversation, the other person could be swipping for a bit and find someone else to talk to in an instant and treat you as an option rather than a priority.
Like you can't really afford to really commit without taking a risk of wasting time, unless you can set up a conversation full of trust and honesty, which is a hard thing to learn to do.
And now happens that the person I'm chatting with and will likely become my significant other reached out to me directly from a context that wasn't related to a dating app at all.
So it's a lot easier to commit to her even before meeting her because she showed interest specifically to me.
So honestly, Dating apps are a good learning experience if you use a Dating apps and filters that actually allow you to match with people you can chat with.
@@non-shockingtopics7563 I can’t, I’m hoping that love jsut hits me like a truck one day!!
@@XxSugarFangsxX Well, in that case: try not to think about it too much, enjoy your life/explore new things for the moment, and be open to when an opportunity comes a-knockin'.
Still wouldn't recommend dating apps, especially if you have any self esteem issues, depression, etc. I'm not a psychiatrist but as someone who has some of those issues, I can tell you it didn't work out well and all dating apps did was make those problems worse.
Good luck!
@@XxSugarFangsxX I think you should do both.
I first started the dating app route.
I learned a lot from there.
And suddently out of nowhere 3 women showed interest to me in a non-dating app situations in these last 3 months, and I was able to lead the conversation a lot better after having the experience of chatting with many people.
Faline never fails to make us laugh. Seems like she can always captivate people if necessary.
he's okay with every pronouns but prefers he/him😊
Bro has long descriptions.
@@iu_uena220 where did he say that?
@@sarafathima4664 I'm not sure the first place he said it, but it's in his Twitter bio
@@iu_uena220 If he's ok with all pronouns, isnt it fine to use she/her occasionally? /gen
"I hope I can match with one women today" - every guy on tinder ever
I was just playing this in the background and I hear ‘DONT LOOSE ADRIANA’ and my heart like started beating so fast cause that’s literally my name 💀
want kids?
Faline: "I'm not sure yet"
Also faline: I have to go feed my 5 month old
Maybe I'm way too trusting, but the entire time I was screaming NO DONT PLAY WITH KEN'S HEART LIKE THIS
"While I’m afraid of commitment and talking to people” I felt that
HELP MEE WHY IS FALINE SO FUNNY IM SCREAMMING IM SCARED MY MOTHER IS WORRIED😭😭
ESFP (extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving) is one of the 16 personality types identified by the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. 1 People with ESFP personality types are often described as spontaneous, resourceful, and outgoing. The ESFP personality type is often referred to as "the performer" or "the entertainer. (THE WAY YOU WENT WITH THAT AND CALLED IT A FUCCED UP PERSONALITY LMAOOOOOOOOO)
Faline flirting with men and being surprised when they reply is so relatable
3:56 and later we find out that the rizzler is dyslexic
my favourite part was at 14:21 when "she's frying" was originally typed.
12:04 HWEAT
The poem...WAS A MASTERPIECE. Dramatic but good
Oh god, I FELT the pain when Faline got so upset over not getting any women, that "where are the WOMEN?" was so real
That "mwah" at 12:30 made me laugh so hard I almost choked on a goldfish cracker lmao
I was choking on my cheese it 💀
@@bunnyrabbit3650 i chocked on air
honestly don't know how Jack didn't reply to Faline saying he'll eat his corgi, that is like the funniest shit to open up to
✨LyİnG iS oKeY sOmEtİmEs✨ 2:29
11:47 it's very nice of you to give him a domino number in case he ants a pizza from a faraway country 😍
*Watching faline is so relaxing like watching dinasaur dying by meteors* 👁️👄👁️
I love his channel.
13:29 that “ew” gave me gender envy
omg idk you but you're so real
this comment makes me unnecessarily happy
@@luca_puca😁💗glad it does
Same 😭
so real
Once again faline demonstrates her rizzology with her rizzility to rizz the people of tinder with some rizzination rizzily
121 people with W rizz and faline with extreme W rizz
" where have cute mommy went " 💀
every time i watch one of your videos i feel like we're at a sleepover and are prank calling every pizza place in the area
That perfectly describes the feeling yeah
The amount of fear I felt when waiting for the men to respond to famine.
FAMINE IM SORRY AUTOCORRECT I MEANT FALINE
@@darrylkong8796YOU POSTED THIS 4 MONTHS AGO BUT I STARTED LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT DUE TO AUTOCORRECT
@@darrylkong8796I mean it changed only one letter so it’s ok :)
Faline got that rizz while us we are getting rizz-straning orders 💀
6:22
THE AMBASSADOR OF NIKE IS....
AN INDIAN?!
Ite all fun and games until ken watches this video 😭🤚
Are we not gonna talk about how she literally made an entire poem for some tinder dude😀like bruh I can’t even barley write an essay 😅
Tysm for the likes!🥹
chatgpt
he** his pronuns are he/him
@@1luvbluesorry I was new now I know
@@Im..just..ken0-0 welcome to our cominicity
Faline's inability to differentiate between left and right when he's so excited about women is something so personal to me because same
I was literally giggling so loudly along with Faline during the entirety of this video, it felt like faline was my friend and we were pulling pranks together 😭😭
Faline your such a great person and I was having such a bad day today from like stress and yk. Your such a light for everyone of these stupid axolotls and honestly please keep on being a comfort TH-camr. Lol I’m sounding cheesy but you deserve all this love ❤️😭🙏
thank god it got autocorrected to crying it almost said ''she's FrYiNg--''