I understand that often people are inspired in the creative process by other works, but here you have copied the artistic style of Edward Gorey visually and thematically. Many of your viewers are not aware of this and will think this is completely original work rather than imitation or parody because you gave no credit to him at all.
Nicole Martin Or we could just take to heart that (almost) everything we see on the internet is a parody and borrowed/stolen from someone else from some point or another. The Original Thought Theory states that everything has been thought of by someone else at some point in time. So even if you think you have an original idea..you more than likely don't, even if it isn't documented. Let that sink in.
This guy's basically saying "Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."
It can be frustrating. No matter what you do, you can find someone (probably several people) that won’t let you enjoy it because they’ll concern-troll you about how bad it is for you and how it’ll cripple and/or kill you if you don’t stop.
@@porygina-s Yea it's just some type of sunscreen can give you cancer but anyways now they are making sunscreen that normally doesn't have chemicals that give cancer So yea it's not as bad but can still happen
Yea no it isn't cool I keep worrying and even consider a zombie apocalypse even though the chance is of course so very low but imagine how painful it would have to be to be eaten alive. But also humans are crazy you need no zombies for that kind of shit
ngl i love that phrase, it reminds me that life's too short, and to just enjoy it as much as you can, just live the way you wanna live, it's your life after all
kynleigh loves roblox and her brother how are you saying it to Jesus? that's like saying I was talking to an idiot who thought she was roasting someone and then she said "your still talking to Mia!" I'M LIKE *"NO I'M NOT,"*
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 good quality sunscreen is usually ok for the most part, you mainly have to watch out using old or really cheap sunscreen that might be more likely to still use chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer.
Yeah, that's the best way to go. We're all going to die in the end, just live a fun and satisfying life while working to improve the world around you so you can pass on knowing that you lived life to your satisfaction.
Lyrics: In life you have choices, some healthy, some not. Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought. So if you are wondering what makes you ill, it's easy to know because everything will. A is for alcohol, source of addiction, liver disease and other afflictions. So how 'bout water, that might be okay, but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A C is for corn syrup soda pop uses, and also for carbs found in sugary juices. D, dehydration, you still have to drink, though all these beverages seem like they stink. Eating too little, or too much to count, E is for eating in perfect amounts, and eating some things that you shouldn't consume, cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom. F is for fried food that's filled up with fat. Gluten for G if you buy into that. He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made. I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed. J is for jerky with way too much salt. K is for kale, it’s also at fault. But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask. Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast. "Forget about eating, I'll just go outside." But that is where even more dangers can hide. L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks. M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict. N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray). It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides. O is for oxygen less recreation. P for pollution in each inhalation. Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked. R, deadly radon that's hard to detect. S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun? T for tobacco U V for UV W for watching way too much T.V. X as expected, is X-Ray Y is surprisingly Yerba mate Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal existence. You can't avoid danger, just go on and try. No matter you're actions, you're still going to die.
As someone afraid of death, i knew I shouldn't have watched this video. But knowing that whatever I'll do, I'll still die one day is my biggest motivation
And if you leave the sun that means your in space somewhere and you'd suffocate, get cancer and freeze to death all at the same time. Isn't that fun as well?
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Once you enter earth, YOULL NEVER BE SAFE!!
I understand that often people are inspired in the creative process by other works, but here you have copied the artistic style of Edward Gorey visually and thematically. Many of your viewers are not aware of this and will think this is completely original work rather than imitation or parody because you gave no credit to him at all.
Nicole Martin
Or we could just take to heart that (almost) everything we see on the internet is a parody and borrowed/stolen from someone else from some point or another. The Original Thought Theory states that everything has been thought of by someone else at some point in time. So even if you think you have an original idea..you more than likely don't, even if it isn't documented. Let that sink in.
Hey CollegeHumor,
Just wondering, who was the voice of the skeleton? Because I love his voice more than Morgan Freeman's.
***** Thank ya! ;) I will be trying that later... lol
Guy: "forget about eating i'll just go outside"
Death: "ah, so you have chosen more death"
More like "ah, so you have chosen a closer death"
more like "ah so you have chosen more of me"
more like "hippity hoppity your soul is now my property"
@@viniciusmachado3828 he didn't say it though
@@viniciusmachado3828 check again
Guy: I-
Death: “So you have chosen death”
Lmao
Lmao
badca2K Nice you ruined it 👍
Just edit death to grim reaper so it looks cool but anyway nice comment
Lmao
his voice is so good for someone who has no vocal chords
Lol
This made laugh harder than it should
I always though they were a bone lol
LMAO 🤣
Hes how I imagine a skeleton to sound.
I like how he’s visibly mad but reluctantly agrees to everything
*"You can be a king. You can be a street sweeper. But everyone dances with the grim reaper"*
-Robert Alton Harris
True words
As true as the birds
powet
I won't feel like dancing when i'm dead smh
A most excellent quote, dude! *Air guitar*
nice
"you cant avoid danger, just go ahead and try. no matter your actions, your still gunna die"
this line spoke to me
***** i think "degrading" would work better there :)
Joseph Payne You're*
Lubbock :P oops, thank you
Mr. NoName ye
Joseph Payne well its true your going to pass away at some point and i have cancer
Director: So how much anxiety do you want?
Death: Yes.
@Please Go Away A is for anxiety, Really? That's what is killing our society?
Ha that’s my brain at 2am when I somehow enter the dark side of bright side
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die”
A quote that motivates every decision I make
S is for school, and I cannot lie, if you don’t go you’ll be a fool, but if you do you’ll overwork ‘till you die.
Especially true now with all the online classes going on
lmfao!!
Work, until you die? That happen when you're too lazy to do something.
creeper the cat I lost track of which homework I have completed and which I haven’t
@@Isyaaa try keeping a journal...it worked for me
“S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer now isn’t that fun”
-Groovy Skeleton
"UV for UV"
Best punchline
@@RKnightD94 Well, it’s good I live in a country that never sees the sun 👍
T for Tobacco
@@RKnightD94 W Watching way to much TV
I love how sometimes the guy just nods in agreement like "That's fair, how ARE hot dogs made?"
Mystery meat stuffed into animal intestine lining or something, idk man that's what I heard
mincemeat is made into this brownish paste that is put into stuff that acts like intestine lining in normal sausages and then its cooked
Pig feat, snot, pig something, just something from the pig I'm pretty sure.
@@anthonycostanzo7649 beef hotdogs are beef?
Hotdogs are the number 1 cause of food choking.
This guy's basically saying
"Try no to die obviously, but It's always gonna happen eventually so don't put every inch of your concentration into living."
I love how the guy is genuinely aggravated that everything will just kill him.
Um, he is panophobic ( lit: fear of everything )?
It can be frustrating. No matter what you do, you can find someone (probably several people) that won’t let you enjoy it because they’ll concern-troll you about how bad it is for you and how it’ll cripple and/or kill you if you don’t stop.
@@mightypurplelicious3209 its a hyperbaric oxygen chamber
Lets just do jobe ourselves so nothing else can kill us
After 7 years I still rember it perfect
"S is for sunscreen, but also the sun. Both give you cancer, isn't that fun?"
a quote to live by
@@porygina-s Certain chemicals in sunscreen can ,in fact, give you cancer.
@@porygina-s Yea it's just some type of sunscreen can give you cancer but anyways now they are making sunscreen that normally doesn't have chemicals that give cancer
So yea it's not as bad but can still happen
@@porygina-s Sunscreens are in 2 groups, mineral and chemical. Many chemical sunscreens have been found to have carcinogens in them.
Sunscreen gives you what it is trying to protect you from lol
that's why I don't leave my house
Me: Searches "How to die"
Google: Get some help
Bing:
They're getting rid of potential Google users
Only if you scroll down the suicide prevention stuff
Bing: pack your bags buddy, we are going on a suicide trip
Bing is giving us what we want and google is manipulating us to not kill ourselves
Bing does the same thing actually
8 years have passed and this skelegentleman still has one of the best mics out there
"S is for sunscreen, and the sun. Both give u cancer, isnt that fun?"
Said with the brightest smile
69 likes nice
bruh now thats great one
This one got me
The sun is a deadly lazer
that was like my favorite part lmao
If death doesn’t sound like this I never wanna die
Lmao, how do his vocal cords work like that? The only person who sounds even slightly similar to this is John Dimmagio
I dunno man, how can you not die if ,, Everything will kill you " ;)
If death doesn't sound like that then I'm not dying
Death rate drops to zero.
So you have chosen death
Imagine a random guy in front of you in the bar, talking about all they ways you can die.
I cant imagine.
Mr Something It happened to me a lot
😂😂😂😂
Jisheng Anus What bar do you go to?
Yea no it isn't cool I keep worrying and even consider a zombie apocalypse even though the chance is of course so very low but imagine how painful it would have to be to be eaten alive. But also humans are crazy you need no zombies for that kind of shit
1.1 likes.. software gore
Water can kill you in 3 ways: drowning, freezing, and choking.
Yet you still need it to survive.
and water poisoning and boiling and hypothermia and hyperthermia
death is like that pessimist friend everyone has
i dont have one of this Friends and thats because i am that person
@@nightchaos6848 me too haha
@NightChaos me too lol
Same.
Well, true. I don't actively look for the bad, but I typically do not sugar coat it.
“Breathing air kills 100% of life forms.” and “Age is lethal in large amounts.” are very true.
Ok i stop breathing right now i Will Tell you guys if i am Immortal cya later !
Fishes: Ight -ima head out- ima be immortal
Wrong, you always breathe polluted air, no matter the place
You fucking edited it
Soviet Pilot Backup there edited again.
“Quarantine might be bad, but it can’t get any worse, I’ll just look at the news.”
The news:
Help......
But this was published on 2014 so....................
@@AmogusTheAdogus not realizing joke alert
@@eltiofresca4998 Bruh, I know it's a joke but the video was published in 2014 lmao, read my comment dumbass
@@AmogusTheAdogus would be nice if u didnt swear at the first answer
Like my mom always says…
“Does not matter what, too much of ANYTHING is like poison”
So no ones gon talk bout how cool this skeleton can rhyme
Oh I thought that i was the only one who noticed 🤔😄
Patricio Peregrino no, that would be a waist of my time * comedic drums *
Dude he should be in a rap battle😂😂
Yeah its awesome
I will
Guy: "Water can't kill me."
Skeleton: I'm bout to ruin this man's whole career
D is for drowning
@@sliksilver6839 D is also for *death*
D is also for di-
@@commonsense2821 ck
@@commonsense2821 e
"Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway."
but sometimes you have to take life seriously
384 likes
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0:16 Alcohol
0:28 B.P.A.
0:30 Corn syrup
0:37 Dehydration
0:46 Eating
0:56 Fried food
1:00 Gluten
1:04 Hot dogs
1:08 Insecticide
1:12 Jerky
1:16 Kale
1:30 Lyme disease
1:34 Malaria
1:38 Ndiethyl intaglioide
1:45 Oxygen-less recreation
1:48 Pollution
1:51 Quicksilver
1:54 Radon
1:58 Sunscreen/the sun
2:05 Tobacco
2:07 Ultra
2:07 Violet
2:08 Watching _way_ too much TV
2:11 X-Ray
2:14 Yerba mate
2:19 Zealotry
Timestamps so original
ty mate
Thanks mate
Nnthenl twhoilynide?
N-Diethyl-meta-toluamide (deet)
Everything gangsta until he says “S is for suicide”
Yeah we all laugh and games but go quiet when we hear that word
@JetSki NOOOOO
s for sayonara
s is for sex
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v no dont remind me
Me: It's just a headache.
Parents: It's just a headache.
Doctor: It's just a headache.
Google:
Bing:
whats up my batman brother
@@someonesomewhereinthisworld eyyyy
It’s bing:
Xd
The point Jack Skellington's brother is trying to make is...
We live to die.
Memento Mori
Unus Annus
Well then, we better live with purpose. Am I right :p
memento mori.
You cannot truly appreciate your life until you risk losing it.
2:26 that last rhyme hit so hard 🥶
Jack Skellington's brother is a talented poet.
Haha
Underrated comment
Very Underated Comment.
Jack spellington
What's this? What's this? There's death everywhere! Like drowning and od'ing and choking on your hair~
God I love this voice.
ty
I think I'm the only one that recognises you. Your Bleach (S) Abridged is amazing by the way
AdamLC Me too
BlazingAzureCrow same
Same, it's surprisingly soothing
"You can't avoid danger , so go on and try
No matter your actions , you're still gonna die"
Well ain't this the best advertisement catchphrase
For a medicine ad
It's not wrong tho, neat message
'life, the give that eventually kills you'
L is for Ligma
I'll admit, when i see the word danger, i legit thought it's cancer
I desperately wish this was a series, I love the informative rhyming skeleton man!
he talks in a high pitch and happy voice then goes into a low creepy voice...
Ikr
Army
Sarah Al-Zeer // ikrrrrr
Totally agree
Moa Ravegard // LMAO TRUE
If anxiety was an actual figure
Angelo Shikewa Death himself isn’t anxiety
Jonathangaming 146
R/whoosh
PIZZA WOMAN I get the joke.. but he’s talking about the skeleton dude. *which is death himself.* 🤦🏿♂️
Jonathangaming 146
He’s talking about death and making the guy anxious ... 🤦♀️
So yes r/whoosh 🤣🤣
Yo that skeleton man’s voice is so satisfying and beautiful
Isn't it tho?..
Exactly
ButterflyColors how do you have 900 likes but 2 replies
your right
ButterflyColors ikr
After years yt recommend this again.. I was obsessed.. I’m obsessed again
“Both give you cancer!”
*now isn’t that fun*
That's my favourite line
Very
Now i am starting to hate summer...
@@ChaosZer00 especially if you live in indonesia its always summer rain is only in December 👌
Very fun, I almost shit my pants
A is for age cause no one can stop it
haleman 1 å is for ål å is for ärtor
Ronin Kenshi Jag kan inte fatta att jag hitta några svenskar i kommentar sektionen
B is for a weapon of mass destruction, a Bop It.
... yet.
B is for bleach. It cures your anger, also it saves you, from internet cancer.
Me: *sips a glass of water*
Skelton dude: *POISON*
He said if it's in a PLASTIC bottle. As long as that water has been filtered and not straight from the sink, you should be fine
Don’t drink too much, or you’re gonna *die.*
He talkes about the plastic you moron pikachu
Bruh we know its a plastic bottle but its just a joke 😑 dont be madddd ppl in da comments
So drink water when you get thirsty
it's just tradition to revisit this video every once in a while.
“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die.”
- Rhyming Skeleton 2014
The Queen: *Laughs* Weaklings 🤫
HUH??
ngl i love that phrase, it reminds me that life's too short, and to just enjoy it as much as you can, just live the way you wanna live, it's your life after all
He vibin
Thank god
*And 'Y' is for TH-cam, recommending this to everyone, 6*
*years later!*
6*
@@Mishkie Yeah, 6 now, looool
Eesa Gaming why does it matter how old it is If it’s still accurate
I oust realized that was 5years but that guy are smooth
Lmao
*"Just try. No matter what you're action you're still gonna die"*
........I'm speechless
Ye that is in my channel description
@@LynSpoon it's scary....
@@LynSpoon your name... is lord death... lord death. You named yourself lord death how old are you because its either cringy or cringy and sad
@@shrekonion8307 And fact is that you named yourself Shrek Onion
@@LynSpoon your name is literally lord death i cant make this up
He's so good, he actually should become a poem writer 😄
1:25 “i’ll just go outside.”
*ah yes, i do miss those days outdoors..*
C is for Covid-19
You MIGHT get lucky IF you're a teen
D is for Donald, how is he not bald?
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 irrelevant
@Alex Wintle wow.
I don't
Skeleton: W is watching too much tv
Me: *Slowly puts down the remote and opens laptop for netflix*
ME ABVHBH
BOI
*me. too.*
smorT
The figure: wait, that’s illegal
“Everything will kill you.”
Including my teddy bear?
Especially
Yes, especially if you’re an Asian and you’re absolutely terrible at Math.
Beast Mode ................ oh noooooooooo that’s me
Depends.
If you eat or inhale her, sure!
his voice is so calming
This should be named: How to get anxiety in 3 minutes
Trueeeeee xD
Lol
Have faith... Almighty God has written everything anyways... It has to happen at sometime in ur existence
Looool
2:58 not 3:00
@@cyrusthevirus888 its an estimate-
"Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?"
I'm never going outside again.
"...you're still gonna die." Crap
XD haha
if you discover the secret of life you will still die because universe does not last fpever
Mackenzi Kayla it was just dark
kynleigh loves roblox and her brother how are you saying it to Jesus? that's like saying I was talking to an idiot who thought she was roasting someone and then she said "your still talking to Mia!" I'M LIKE *"NO I'M NOT,"*
art tastic naw it's awesome
*Anxiety has joined the chat*
**joined*
I'm still in chat
*bed has entered the chat*
T is for typos
Yup
I lost track of how many things increase risk of heart attack.
Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid of dissing
Also his voice gives me hormone monster (big mouth) vibes
IKr
You mean hormone demon?
Same
Yes
Yeah, and this wanna-be-funny comment gives me cancer.
"T" is for time. You're saying "i'm killing time." But in reality, it kills you..
Time exposed:
*TiMe Is A fReEkInG mUrDeReR*
jfc
I still like this. It’s like depression but in a jolly way
Perfect for me
Optimistic nihilism ?
D for depression
THE ØNE C is for College humour, the ultimate source of addiction
Lol, God bless
L is for Lunchables
As a kid you were fed
But now you find out
They're all filled with Lead!
S is for Stanley cups
The white girls love
but they're all dead
because the cups were made with lead
You: I have anxiety...
Friend: No you dont
*shows this video*
Friend: now i believe you
Random Anxiety Boy man, people are just making my day today.
Wth 103 thnx for the likes xd
fancy cool reaper guy rhyme version:
You: I have anxiety...
Friend: No you don't
*shows this video*
Friend: Now we both
I dont have anxiety Like YOU.
@@liasrehl8628 ...okay?
Lord Death dropping some sick rhymes
カラス 😂😂😂😂 LOLOLOLOL HAHAAHA made my day! Thx
Lord death? You insulted so many people with just those words...
Anna Marie Wen u realize how stupid dat comment waz
or he is making an anime reference simpleton
カラス He's the new Eminem
Both give you cancer
*NOW ISNT THAT FUN*
Sounds like the decision between Going Outside or staying with the people you hate
he says it soooo clear xD
Yes, It is...
Stick to sunscreen, the corrolation is weak at best.
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 good quality sunscreen is usually ok for the most part, you mainly have to watch out using old or really cheap sunscreen that might be more likely to still use chemicals that are more likely to cause cancer.
If death sounds like this, I want to go.
Eminem: I'm the best rapper.
Grim Reaper: hold my scythe
xD
Dr Dre: I made Eminem.
God: I made the Grim Reaper!
Top 10 rappers eminem is too afraid to diss.
its a poet not a rap
@@yuunkuro2616 1. it was a joke 2. it's poem not poet.
Category: Comedy
I mean I know my life is a joke but
relatable
I would like but there are 69 likes and I dont want to ruin it
Mkay I can like now
@@NEXTYEAR_ youtube changed it,now i hate youtube even more,i'm just gonna go watch some Pornhub
Roger 2021 Hi On some devices it doesn't pop up, usually on mobile. If you try going on a PC or a laptop you probably will be able to see it
bruh
hahahahahah
(i am laughing whean writhing this)
UH... CAN I GET MORE VIDEOS WITH THIS SKELETON I KNOW ITS BEEN 5 YEARS BUT...
THANKS
no
Mate I am with you
Im with you
The isovox ad has this skeleton voice
24 people need to take away the likes on this comment and it’ll be 666
That’s why I try to enjoy the most that I can. No one ever stayed here. Everyone has a timer that’s ticking down.
They're basically saying "Don't fear death just know literally everything can kill you so just enjoy life while you can." In a fun way
yes.
'Fun' isn't the way I'd put it... *whimpers in anxiety*
You mean I can kill any person like a psycho and then kill myself?
@@DrHydra47 No. I don't mean that at all.
Death's voice is so...
Soothing~
I know right...
I watched this video multiple times just to listen to his voice.
sweet release~
IKR 😂😂
I can sleep to this
"everything that will kill you...from A to Z"
me: look at your keyboard...
U are the Big brain we all need. And that's another one. S for surgery.
You look down at your key board as is transforms into a hatch where tentacles wrap around your arms, kill you from S, Suffocation.
@@jayhas1 atleast you can record it,and upload it on Pornhub-
@@StreamifyNetflix keyboard has A-Z
what is with my keyboard
Who got these old bangers recommended to them again?
Both giving you cancer
ISN'T THAT FUN.
wouter I don’t want to go outside.
i mean,it kinda is actually
M8 i am happy i am always in my room
Just become a *g a m e r*
Join the humans who play games 23 hours a day
Sounds like he’s telling us to just have a fun life. After all, everyone and everything will die eventually .
Yeah, that's the best way to go. We're all going to die in the end, just live a fun and satisfying life while working to improve the world around you so you can pass on knowing that you lived life to your satisfaction.
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it
Make the most of it!
We are young!
Life is fun!
We gotta make the most of it
Rather than throwing it to the dump
"I only live once!" 🏹🧵🧨
"I only live once."
It just depends on how quickly.
"In life, you have choices"
Me with Asian parents: *can't relate*
your parents will never push u into a dark well..talk n first understand your own parents first,,then u will go n make u r choices with the world
@Ashok Kumar dud you really don't know what's having Asian parents mean🙂
Yep
they are strict but i get better job cuz of them.
Yes
The skull has a dark and enjoyable voice + the rhymes.
G :for Good and J :for job.
No these dont kill u but ur already bones.
GamingwithAbdulah Prince the O should be old age
GamingwithAbdulah Prince like me 😂
GamingwithAbdulah Prince did you steal that profice pic of BtC?
Both GIVE U cancer now isn't dat fun :D
Ikr
U is for "U" because "U" are the one that's making all the deadly choices
Inserts surprised pikachu face
Yeah, because it’s my fault that someone decided to put water in a plastic bottle which is one of the only ways to drink water when you’re not at home
U is for u because i love u.haha
F is friend who die together u is for you and me n is for anywhere and any time at all we all drown in the deep blue sea
@@ErikaChristinag go drink in a river if you want, there's more bacteria than neuron in your head
Guy: *breathes*
Skeleton: *NOW PERISH*
I like your pfp, who's the artist?
@@skeleton_entertainment actually I just googled it
@@Mike-dh4ue what did you google?
@@skeleton_entertainment profile pic
A is for Air, now where is my chair.
"Ill just go outside" top 10 final words
Death: "Y is surprisingly yerba mate"
Argentinian people: *sweating nervously*
You spitting facts boy
Yo lo confirmo
You read my damn mind
Necesito pruebas!
Actually in Paraguay we consume it most than other countries and we are the principal exporters
Death: "time to go"
Me: "reverse card"
*Everyone is immortal*
"R for Radon"
Me: you still died bro lol
.
Actually no. Death in the bible guides people to afterlife. If death isn't there there will be ton of ghosts and that's much more cooler
@@elanurhariboyiyen2564 doges united
No-
If dying doesn't sound like this I'm resurrecting myself.
Wtf dude lol
Aight Micheal Jackson
Whatever you say
lol HAHAHAHAHA
Heroes never die
Dude i want to die, just to listen to death
Lyrics:
In life you have choices, some healthy, some not.
Sometimes it's tricky to choose what you ought.
So if you are wondering what makes you ill,
it's easy to know because everything will.
A is for alcohol, source of addiction,
liver disease and other afflictions.
So how 'bout water, that might be okay,
but if it's in plastic there's B for B.P.A
C is for corn syrup soda pop uses,
and also for carbs found in sugary juices.
D, dehydration, you still have to drink,
though all these beverages
seem like they stink.
Eating too little, or too much to count,
E is for eating in perfect amounts,
and eating some things that you shouldn't consume,
cause dozens of dishes will lead to your doom.
F is for fried food that's filled up with fat.
Gluten for G if you buy into that.
He is for hot dogs, who knows how they're made.
I for insecticide, veggies are sprayed.
J is for jerky with way too much salt.
K is for kale, it’s also at fault.
But isn't it healthy? I'm glad that you ask.
Cabbage and kale make thyroids too fast.
"Forget about eating, I'll just go outside."
But that is where even more dangers can hide.
L is for Lyme disease, carried by ticks.
M is for malaria that mosquitos inflict.
N is for N-diethyl-meta-toluamide (DEET in bug spray).
It kills all the bugs, and it kills your insides.
O is for oxygen less recreation.
P for pollution in each inhalation.
Q is for quicksilver, fishing is wrecked.
R, deadly radon that's hard to detect.
S is for sunscreen, but also the sun.
Both give you cancer, now isn't that fun?
T for tobacco
U V for UV
W for watching way too much T.V.
X as expected, is X-Ray
Y is surprisingly Yerba mate
Z is for zealotry, any insurance that you found the key to eternal
existence.
You can't avoid danger, just go on and try.
No matter you're actions,
you're still going to die.
I just love that line, "H is for hotdogs who knows how they're made?" That is so funny to me
What if the hotdogs made from cats?
Thats what my mom told me....
@@pokeburst8902 Ah yes
I love how hot dogs made from fat trimmings of beef chicken and pork
@@daftbrained they are made from your mom
Ah yes,my favorite character:
Friendly Narcissistic Victorian Skeleton
His name is Garry thank you very much
His name is Skulduggery Pleasant actually.
I LOVE the victorian era
@@JinsolLee DUDE
you mean *sans*
Me: “breathes”
Mr. skeletal: O I s f o r o x y g e n I t w r i n k l e s y o u r s k i n
vegetal
As someone afraid of death, i knew I shouldn't have watched this video. But knowing that whatever I'll do, I'll still die one day is my biggest motivation
"No matter your actions you're still going to die" sounds like the perfect final boss quote
ooh
*It's your choice which path you choose, but in the end they all lead to me.*
Would've been a nice quote for Nyx Avatar in Persona 3
Be you the happiest soul, or an unfortunate weeper, a terrifying beast, or a horrifying creature, we're all equal in the eyes of the reaper.
#deathequality
holy jesus Christ on a bicycle that line is awesome
#DeadLivesMatter
That's deep
+Steven Hernandez agreed
S is for Sunscreen, But also the Sun
Both give you cancer, NOW ISN'T THAT FUN!
XD
oh god im so glad i dont have a life ;-;
Guess I'm never going outside again without an umbrella
THAT'S SO FUN NOW LET'S DIE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Natsuki Doki Doki It’s a list of things that *can* kill you
And if you leave the sun that means your in space somewhere and you'd suffocate, get cancer and freeze to death all at the same time. Isn't that fun as well?
I always wondered what Dr Seuss got up to after he died
Plot twist:
Every thing that will *not* kill you from a to z
Wait... that's not possible
Just sing the alphabet it wont kill you.....
I think
@@Beanster0 running out breathe or heart attack
@@emoproburrito8014 lol. Well sing it in your head
*everything* can kill you, name one thing that can't
insert first name here blanket.
R is For Recommendations that youtube gave me
Same
lol
Same, because TH-cam wants that its Recommendations are 5 years old
Same.
T is for thank you grim reaper, I now know my alphabets lol
Plot Twist: He's actually just a really scary doctor.
Ah yes, they are
At least, so far
Plot twist
He's 16century doctor
@@MeLoNarXo Weirdly specific, if you are referring to the Great Plague, wrong century Imao
@@denierdev9723 it was 2020 what did you expect?
@@MeLoNarXo Touche
Here 8 years later, just to say this was hella well done.
"No matter your actions, you're still gonna die"
Me: *laughs in immortality*
Every living thing dies. Including one with immortality. They just delay their death
Black Void I actually laughed at all of them I laugh at things that isn’t funny at all somethings wrong with me
@@educatedbanks5336 edgy
@Indomie Nation speak for yourself
AYAYAYAYAY
"no matter your actions your still gonna die"
That's so damn right
Yeah,sooooooooo true
I got so creeped out I screamed “YOUR GONNA DIE TO” at my phone and it died
Me: so in conclusion we're all screwed
Death: yes
Basically
Since the day you were born
Everyone's screwed. We just don't know how
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“You can’t avoid danger, just go on and try, no matter your actions, you’re still gonna die.”
Kinda a dope line ngl