I'm from NYS. I met my wife in Valdosta 50 years ago. She still puts up with my crap. I picked up some of her southern drawl; she pick up some of my NY accent. Together, our accent is somewhere around the Mason-Dixon line - a little bit north, a little bit south.
We took my mom out to a bar (early 70"s) with live entertainment, it was a rock band. She has a couple of drinks, she's happy and starts shouting....."Play Ramblin' Rose".....yeah, that band will pull out a Nat King Cole song after they play "Bad Moon on The Rise" haha yes it was a looong time ago. IDK
«……..Céline Dion blaring everywhere…… » I was laughing so much! It would have been torture for me too and I’m Canadian (from province of Québec just like her🙄).
I bet it was a skinny unfit broad in her 40s with grey straight hair that is a drunk and a drug user, who got lucky to get a pass in lol... I know that because I met one like that, one time, many years ago lol
Our last two trips southbound on the west coast, the water looking much clearer than usual. (North San Diego County, and Malibu) She stared at her I phone! We live a twenty-minute bike ride from the beach, and never go. We have to fly across the whole country and get on a cruise ship, to go to the beach.
@@dovie2blue No you don't. Shalom. It sure seems like it though at times. I used to say to the person behind me in the grocers line that I was in the slowest line and it would be better to be in the long line. I don't say that anymore. It's not true. It is our thought and words perhaps. You are blessed and highly favored. I listened to 5 songs from your playlist, Steeley Span while commenting to you. Lovely. Very nice. Shalom
@@danicatanner7698 who pooped in your soup? It's not unusual for people to check comments about themselves and even though it's the Dry Bar channel, and ownership of intellectual property might be theirs, it's still the comedian's content. Don't you never want to just compliment someone on their video? Or share that you enjoyed it? Obviously not.
@@grumpyoldguy584 thank you, Grumpy. I've posted my own reply, but I'd add sometimes when we've really enjoyed a video, we want to share that enjoyment. And at least they didn't downplay the comedic skill by only commenting on the "family content" and lack of swearing. That always seems really insulting to the Dry Bar comedians and it's one reason I can imagine them checking the comments...just to see if anyone says anything about the great stories or one liners, rather than the clean humour!
@@carmenhardy2629 I actually, mistakenly misquoted her here... it was spring rolls and sadness. This is the same kid who searched our new cottage for jimmy hoffa when she was two.
@@TheJacklikesvideos Definitely not young one. It has been around for decades up decades. Around the hippie times it was used more frequently out of context. From then In, it's just a staple of people using that word In place of a comma of sorts. I had to train my mind on not to say it too much out of context, and I am alot smarter by actually other words I place of it. It's not easy, and you are partially correct.
Thanks so much David-little late to the party but you were what the doctor ordered! Funny stuff sir, continued success! (so have you talked to your next door neighbor yet? It's been a couple years...oh, you're right-better not rush into it!)
Huntington Indiana. Good wholesome people. I deliver lumber near there a lot. P.s. I have a customer "West Manchester cabinet" in "North Manchester" Indiana close by. Cracks me up. I pick up from a lumber mill in South Milford Indiana about 30 miles north and east of Milford Indiana. Can't make it up
My middle daughter was yhe sticky dirty one, my oldest and my son (the baby) he is so clean, hes almost 21 now but still the cleanest out of all my children
@@grumpyoldguy584 right because the people on here are going to see me or my children so often and recognize any of us, good point 🙄 (dripping with sarcasm just in case you are that dense) And secondly idc
@@grumpyoldguy584 dude you don't know anything about me, again do you know where i live, what i look like. What my kids look like? No you don't, nor does any on here so my kids embarrassment isn't that big of an issue. Its funny though these comedians talk about their children's "cleanliness" to live audiences, i put a random post on TH-cam 😆, did your mother embarrass you alot growing up, is that why you are so concerned about my children's well-being? I can assure you my kids are well aware of my personality and they are absolutely fine, so you can stop worrying your pretty little head about how my children may or may not feel about me putting their "dirty laundry " as it may be out there. And byw i love my children, i don't care if they are embarrassed by me posting this. If you don't like it idc.
This is my life! I can't pinpoint one thing but sent this to my Mom.
Thanks! Oh my word I’m still laughing! Maybe because your act sounds like my sweet hubby and I 😂😂😂
It is so refreshing to enjoy clean comedy!!!! Just awesome kept me laughing and smiling 😂.
I'm not becoming my parents. I'm becoming my grandmother! Love to a fellow Hoosier!
This is classic Midwestern humor. Reminds me of my father.
"I heard it snore twice." 😆How wonderfully preposterous 🤣
Thanks! I laughed so much! And I loved the tattoo idea! Sharing that with my sister 😂 God bless you and your family
I thoroughly enjoyed him. Clean and uplifting! I like his type of comedy
I think he might be a Christian too
@@saffylew that Christian joke where the pastor prayed for him before the show was surprisingly and humbly very good
Clean, teen family appropriate, dramatically true and histerical!! Loved hearing some new materials. Great show, great stage presence. Congrats!!
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There's HUMOR EVERYWHERE 👋👋👋👋👋👋
LOVE it ❣️
Thank you for lifting my spirits up
Bless you 🙏
David you rock!
Funny and wholesome. Good guy.
Thanks!
I have not laughed so much! Tears streaming non-stop. Real funny 😂
I'm from NYS. I met my wife in Valdosta 50 years ago. She still puts up with my crap. I picked up some of her southern drawl; she pick up some of my NY accent. Together, our accent is somewhere around the Mason-Dixon line - a little bit north, a little bit south.
Your marriage sounds lovely, sincerely. I hope you have many more.🥰
His impression of his wife is hilarious. Solid material!
AWESOME, THANK YOU AND THE DRY BAR YOF POSTING IT! 🎉🎉👏👏👏
That was absolutely awesome!!! Blessings upon Blessings to you and your family 🙏❤️💐
Thanks for the laughs!
I have never laughed like this before. Thank you, David!
I have never laughed. Like this? Before thank you. David
We took my mom out to a bar (early 70"s) with live entertainment, it was a rock band. She has a couple of drinks, she's happy and starts shouting....."Play Ramblin' Rose".....yeah, that band will pull out a Nat King Cole song after they play "Bad Moon on The Rise" haha yes it was a looong time ago. IDK
I literally spit my lunch out listening to him. So funny! 😂
Really enjoyed this guy! The last one had me rolling! 🤣
Enjoyed the energy and humour
Thanks
«……..Céline Dion blaring everywhere…… » I was laughing so much! It would have been torture for me too and I’m Canadian (from province of Québec just like her🙄).
Anyone else hear the person trying to cheer whistle in the crowd? 😂
Yes. I don't think they realize there's a vast difference in the type of whistles, and that's not the one you use.
Annoying as f
Hahaha…sure do. 😂
Ok, now this video is ruined. Can’t “not” hear that person whistling now. 😂
I bet it was a skinny unfit broad in her 40s with grey straight hair that is a drunk and a drug user, who got lucky to get a pass in lol... I know that because I met one like that, one time, many years ago lol
He is hilarious. I love his energy 😂
Our last two trips southbound on the west coast, the water looking much clearer than usual. (North San Diego County, and Malibu) She stared at her I phone! We live a twenty-minute bike ride from the beach, and never go. We have to fly across the whole country and get on a cruise ship, to go to the beach.
Thanks! I laughed so hard, I hit my 11 yr old son's arm about 25 times! 😉😄😅
Very clean and still funny I’ll contribute . Thanks for your professionalism
I cant afford to donate rn but God bless, David. Thanks.
Bravo. Great jokes.
David, I graduated 1984 Huntington North HS. Funny stuff.
That restaurant conversation. Your parents are couple goals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I video taped my neighbor, out on his roof with a leaf blower. Blowing the leaves directly out of the tree.😂😂😂
You must have been the car in front of me at the Wendy's drive-thru the other day. 🤣
That's funny.
Shalom
I always get behind the person ordering for the whole office
@@dovie2blue
No you don't. Shalom.
It sure seems like it though at times.
I used to say to the person behind me in the grocers line that I was in the slowest line and it would be better to be in the long line.
I don't say that anymore.
It's not true.
It is our thought and words perhaps.
You are blessed and highly favored.
I listened to 5 songs from your playlist, Steeley Span while commenting to you.
Lovely. Very nice.
Shalom
@13:00 whit omg...so US!!! Hilarious material. Talented comedian.
I love your video, you're hilarious. I've been known to text a message to the wrong person, that's extremely embarrassing 😳
I love the fact that you think he posted the video and will ever see your comment. Good luck
@@danicatanner7698 who pooped in your soup?
It's not unusual for people to check comments about themselves and even though it's the Dry Bar channel, and ownership of intellectual property might be theirs, it's still the comedian's content.
Don't you never want to just compliment someone on their video? Or share that you enjoyed it? Obviously not.
@@grumpyoldguy584 thank you, Grumpy. I've posted my own reply, but I'd add sometimes when we've really enjoyed a video, we want to share that enjoyment. And at least they didn't downplay the comedic skill by only commenting on the "family content" and lack of swearing. That always seems really insulting to the Dry Bar comedians and it's one reason I can imagine them checking the comments...just to see if anyone says anything about the great stories or one liners, rather than the clean humour!
@@bilindalaw-morley161
Grumpy is a LONELY OLD TROLL, always baiting.
Desperately needs interaction hence the baiting.
This guy is hysterical. Some new blood to watch.
This was Great!
Teen daughters are a whole vibe. Mine once asked me, "Why does it smell like egg rolls and sadness in here?"
😂
@@carmenhardy2629 I actually, mistakenly misquoted her here... it was spring rolls and sadness.
This is the same kid who searched our new cottage for jimmy hoffa when she was two.
Fantastic & very relatable performance!
And the dad jokes just keeeeep comin 😂🎉
Enjoyed your whole routine ❣️🤣 TY ( thank you) 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Hoosiers ROCK.
...not a Hoosier, but y'all are the funniest German descendants on Earth.
“If God can speak through a donkey…” LOL LOL
He was even better because he never used the word "Like" as other comedians do.
fantastic job!
that's a generational thing.
@@TheJacklikesvideos Definitely not young one. It has been around for decades up decades. Around the hippie times it was used more frequently out of context. From then In, it's just a staple of people using that word In place of a comma of sorts.
I had to train my mind on not to say it too much out of context, and I am alot smarter by actually other words I place of it. It's not easy, and you are partially correct.
He’s hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Loved this
Hey, I live like 40 minutes from Huntington! Cool coincidence lol
Gifted comedian!!
Great set!! 😉😊😉
Hey, Christmas decorations can stay up all year! LOL. I’m that neighbor (this year)…hahahaha!
This was just wonderful ❤️ Tussen Takk! 🥳😊 (thank you very much from Norway 🇳🇴)
Awesome bro LMAO 🤣 ✝
Ya don't wanna laugh but he is hilarious. He is too relatable
8:57
You go to the gem all the young guys have 6 packs
You pull off your shirt you've got a case! Yep thats what beer and footballs done for me!
I have a friend that says “You know, Fred Nelson!” To his wife whenever he can’t think of a person’s name.
I loved it
I love this guy! Hilarious!
Thank you
Hilarious. 👏🏼👏🏼
I know were the purse and pocket is. But I don't invade purses. 😂😂
So funny!!!!!!
Thanks so much David-little late to the party but you were what the doctor ordered! Funny stuff sir, continued success! (so have you talked to your next door neighbor yet? It's been a couple years...oh, you're right-better not rush into it!)
You’re hilarious 😂
Lol all the way! Who kept whistling? What's that about? ; )
great show
Pure comedy the crowd needs laughing gas
awesome show
As a Hoosier I can say this is true.
Great show!
Love this 😂
He killed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha! Funny guy. Question: is there actually a CVS next to Drybar? I've heard it mentioned a few times.
Indiana is a funny place 👌
Have you been there?
If that title is true, I may have to move from Utah. My neighbors are so boring, they make a tax seminar seem like a rock concert.😜
Genius!
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just love love love❤❤❤ God highfiving angels seems about right 😁✌
Dude very funny. 🐈⬛🇺🇸🎃🍀
i did Laugh and ok i Giggled too , Rolls Eyes !
Huntington Indiana. Good wholesome people. I deliver lumber near there a lot. P.s. I have a customer "West Manchester cabinet" in "North Manchester" Indiana close by. Cracks me up. I pick up from a lumber mill in South Milford Indiana about 30 miles north and east of Milford Indiana. Can't make it up
I busted out laughing when he said " lovely Valdosta Georgia" if your from south Georgia, you will get that.
The king of everyday comedy🥸
I’m half dead and then some!
I'm on the toilet, and the Bluetooth 🤣😅😬.
I live in Indiana and I love going to the clubs to watch the drunk people.
awesome
I love comedy 😂
My middle daughter was yhe sticky dirty one, my oldest and my son (the baby) he is so clean, hes almost 21 now but still the cleanest out of all my children
@@grumpyoldguy584 haha idk about them but I sure do , don’t be such a grump lol 😅
@@grumpyoldguy584 right because the people on here are going to see me or my children so often and recognize any of us, good point 🙄 (dripping with sarcasm just in case you are that dense)
And secondly idc
@@grumpyoldguy584 dude you don't know anything about me, again do you know where i live, what i look like. What my kids look like? No you don't, nor does any on here so my kids embarrassment isn't that big of an issue. Its funny though these comedians talk about their children's "cleanliness" to live audiences, i put a random post on TH-cam 😆, did your mother embarrass you alot growing up, is that why you are so concerned about my children's well-being? I can assure you my kids are well aware of my personality and they are absolutely fine, so you can stop worrying your pretty little head about how my children may or may not feel about me putting their "dirty laundry " as it may be out there. And byw i love my children, i don't care if they are embarrassed by me posting this. If you don't like it idc.
made me laugh outloud
Couple s love comedians..cause they don't laugh much at home..lol
My boys watched Beavis and Butthead...huh!huh! Mom nipped that in the 'buhd!buhd! 🤷♀️
Rarely met a man who can order food. 😂 Need lessons from Jim Gaffigan
Very happy for Michael De Santa to bounce back and now, doing comedy. Good job!
Bro deadass was looking for this comment
I watched my neighbor pressure wash his dirt driveway for like a week and it was usually around a 11pm start time, meth is bad mkay.
He was good.
Indiana IS funny. Im in Iowa. Been there.
What a HOOT!!
That's where I'm from!