I play Germany but my friends play USA and Russia so whenever I say Germany suffers they start screeching at me to shut up it make me laugh every time.
Just you wait till they see the winrates on their planes on the same BR where "Germany suffers" the maps are comically small, that's why German tanks that were made to engage from afar can't do shit, same with planes - Germans climb way better and many US planes rely on altitude to perform well, but just can't get to altitude befor Germans.
@@freyawion5337 bruh the German 5.3-5.7 BR is comically undertiered compared to other countries, Jumbo 76 is not better than a Tiger II, still you're right about the planes
@@freyawion5337 German 109s and 190s can't turn. P-51s, Zeros, Spitfires, and Yaks are way better planes than 109s. If they are higher than you, you are dead unless they make a mistake.
Imagine getting a nice and clean 4.7 lineup for Japan or Italy and getting nothing but 5.7 up tiers against both Germany and Russia. Tigers, panthers, waffentragers, t34-85s, is-1 and is-2
@@rutha8575 Hi umm soooooo, the tiger P has a repair cost of about 2,595 and the panther F has a repair cost off 4,820. Can you post the costs of the T25,m26 and T26E1 so that they can be compared? th-cam.com/video/N7RUA_TL_FU/w-d-xo.html
Tbh when I started with Germany it was hard mostly because I also was one of the people that tought that the Tiger was invulnerable, but as you progress you learn and learn and I think that's why Germany is a good country for starters, because it starts hard (only if you're new) and becomes easier and more fun and because Germany has a lot of different tanks and planes from different countries, mostly Germany (obviously), USA and Soviet Union/Russia.
In my personal experience, The Tiger I and Panther are extremely effective. Eveyone underestimates you because they assume your an inexperienced player, which you can easily take advantage of and absolutely slap them
1945: Germany suffers 1991: the Soviet Union suffers 2021: *literally everyone and anyone suffers* Also: This video feels like an Average Mönkey TF2 video except in Warthunder
That’s why when I’m playing German 5.3 it generally ends up like the BFV last tiger war story. Just me, defending a point because everyone else died on the push. And eventually I get overwhelmed by a lot of American Shermans or T-34s, or just get one shot by an IS2.
but germany does suffer, why you think they moved the op m4a3e2 jumbo, that thing has no weakspots and it can pen my glorious tiger easily, especially the one with the 76, i just keep getting bullied by that thing and the unfair t25, the uptier wasnt enough, gaijin needs to fix it NOW!!!!!!
As a German player, I'd say Germany doesn't suffer until that 6.0 line. Then you've got WWII tanks who's saving grace is armour fighting HEATFS and APDS. Half the time you're just getting your shit pushed in over and over in the King Tiger.
I would say the German line is pretty average but the repair cost is just sky high on the main line during 5.7-6.7 That is why I didn’t even bother playing tiger 2s and Panther a I used the Panther f to speed through those tanks and got the leopard 1 and m41
I fucking love playing germany, penning everything at 4.0 with a dinky marder III. Everything except the t34 which manages to bounce 105mm APCBC like its allergic to dying.
I WAS THERE. I played against STAB cents, the full lot of American T series, Super Pershing's, Doom Turtles and Lorraine 40 (T)s all usually within the same match in a Tiger E back in the day.
how just how. I just straight quit germany because im am constantly getting one shot by everything and cant pen anything with my tiger or panthers. Explain.
can I get a pin?
no
beat wife
a man doesn't ask it takes
@@N1CO559 Nico?
No
NGL that battlefield intro is just epic.
This guy's edits are insane
Fucking Mueller WHYYYYY (PTSD :[ )
He should make a film
With shibas and stuff
Actually gave me goosebumps
A word of wisdom from Maus: “Tis not the German vehicles that suffer, for it is the inexperienced players who drove them.” ~Maus, 2021
Maus needs to put at lower tiers since it’s just not fun to play when a missile decades ahead of you kills you across the map.
The Maus has spoken!
Damn...true words from a legend
@@lazer2238 I mean you get missiled at 6.3 it’s really not a Maus specific thing
@@PorWik maybe thats the problem why do ww2 vehicle of any nation have to fight agains heatfs and atgms...
I play Germany but my friends play USA and Russia so whenever I say Germany suffers they start screeching at me to shut up it make me laugh every time.
lmao
Just you wait till they see the winrates on their planes on the same BR where "Germany suffers"
the maps are comically small, that's why German tanks that were made to engage from afar can't do shit, same with planes - Germans climb way better and many US planes rely on altitude to perform well, but just can't get to altitude befor Germans.
@@freyawion5337 german tanks perform well, despite small maps. Especially the tiger is good close quarter, you just need to angle perfectly
@@freyawion5337 bruh the German 5.3-5.7 BR is comically undertiered compared to other countries, Jumbo 76 is not better than a Tiger II, still you're right about the planes
@@freyawion5337 German 109s and 190s can't turn. P-51s, Zeros, Spitfires, and Yaks are way better planes than 109s. If they are higher than you, you are dead unless they make a mistake.
Imagine getting a nice and clean 4.7 lineup for Japan or Italy and getting nothing but 5.7 up tiers against both Germany and Russia. Tigers, panthers, waffentragers, t34-85s, is-1 and is-2
That is what I am most of afraid of in war thunder
it's me. That person is me. Or used to be before I paid to ascend from japanese 5.0 hell.
That's why i stuck with 4.0 lineup
German teams are shit until you’re against them in an uptier
Well, Italy has atleast got the firefly which could deal with Tigers and t34s and maybe panthers. Meanwhile Japans 4.7 lineup is screwed
I don't understand who can't play with Germany, they have so many good tanks
You're going to Brazil.
High repair cost and Overconfident team
Edit: I play Arcade btw
@@rutha8575 Hi umm soooooo, the tiger P has a repair cost of about 2,595 and the panther F has a repair cost off 4,820. Can you post the costs of the T25,m26 and T26E1 so that they can be compared? th-cam.com/video/N7RUA_TL_FU/w-d-xo.html
@@rutha8575 You sure? How about USA?
@@rutha8575 for a complete set of lineup ? Perhaps. For just 2-3 vehicle ? Nah
The Last Tiger is the best war story in BFV
Change my mind
Yes and emotional. Rip hertz.
i loved that intro
And i dont suffer playing germany, like it is enjoyable
the joke is the werhraboos complaining that they need buffs because they need to be able to win every engagement without braincells
Because gaijin caters to you guys all the time since you are their biggest cashcow
I main germany and i also enjoy playing it but i suffer at top tier because i'm still not used to it
The only reason germany suffers is their players the tanks absolutely wreck if played by a good player
@@lucazshi still not there, and everybody tells me they suffer there
Ein wahres Meisterwerk werter Herr! ;)
vielen dank kommandant
Tasteful editing, a beautiful intro, and that segment with your friends was fucking hilarious. 10/10
Tbh when I started with Germany it was hard mostly because I also was one of the people that tought that the Tiger was invulnerable, but as you progress you learn and learn and I think that's why Germany is a good country for starters, because it starts hard (only if you're new) and becomes easier and more fun and because Germany has a lot of different tanks and planes from different countries, mostly Germany (obviously), USA and Soviet Union/Russia.
"Alot of different tanks"
*looks at rank IV made out of mobile bunkers*
And another invited country, argentina
gunna be honest, that intro was the best thing ive ever seen, like that is genuinally amazing editing skills man
this intro is just the most perfect thing in a video you always make me smile sir keep the good work
I am a firm believer that Germany suffers at 6.3 and 6.7 just because all that slow, heavy WW2 armor is completely mitigated by heatfs
Namely a 6.7 issue. At 6.3 it’s much less so but still
Fun fact, if you think of it, mosy heat-fs are fired from Swedish-german vehicles at 7.0-7.3
Epic battle into and editing
So the Shibe hits 20k, congrats
Fun fact: Peter never died, as the last gun shot was from a M3 grease gun and not a MP40, implying that Schröder was shot by the american troops first
nice
Not to mention he was narrating, implying he survived to tell his story.
That intro is more historically accurate than BFV itself 👌
In my personal experience, The Tiger I and Panther are extremely effective. Eveyone underestimates you because they assume your an inexperienced player, which you can easily take advantage of and absolutely slap them
The subtitles were a pretty good translation, extremely good edits bro youre getting better every video
Nice bf intro, very dramatic
Such a underrated youtube channel
"Laughs at Me-262 against missile boys"
laughs in Me-163 against MiG-21s
@@freyawion5337 "Esports Ready"
cant believe the last time i commented on one of your vids you just reached 5k subs. congrats on 20k subs my man, you make saucy meme vids
This is a certified hood classic.
2:20 Deutschland engineering is so good that it got an feature that make dogs fire mg34
Really good video, especially that classic intro, kind of makes me wanna go back to warthunder and grind !
1945: Germany suffers
1991: the Soviet Union suffers
2021: *literally everyone and anyone suffers*
Also:
This video feels like an Average Mönkey TF2 video except in Warthunder
2:41
Boss...
You've killed a child
Yep, i remember when Tiger has a Floating Toilet paper in front of it's Barrel
*Looks at sub count*
*sniff*
I RAISED THAT BOI
The Tiger everybody’s favourite T 34 removal device
Holy shit that intro caught me off guard, and the video was killer lmfao
This vid inspired me to play 5.3 Germany but then I remembered that your average German doesn’t know how to play.
That’s why when I’m playing German 5.3 it generally ends up like the BFV last tiger war story. Just me, defending a point because everyone else died on the push. And eventually I get overwhelmed by a lot of American Shermans or T-34s, or just get one shot by an IS2.
@@ajamcan7264 I been there too many times, and it so cinematic because it is the last stand u k
Now if this was enlisted…
The Tiger would’ve been TNT spammed.
Spends the time to get into position to engage enemies from a distance, kills one sherman, has 1,000 lbs bomb land on the engine deck.
Everyone gangster till the German Mains begin playing Die Woodys
but germany does suffer, why you think they moved the op m4a3e2 jumbo, that thing has no weakspots and it can pen my glorious tiger easily, especially the one with the 76, i just keep getting bullied by that thing and the unfair t25, the uptier wasnt enough, gaijin needs to fix it NOW!!!!!!
yes this is a joke
kekw
It's not like the Panther can slice through the M4A3E2 Jumbo!!!! >:( Greamny souffle
@@mikailvito7200 you're correct, it can't
I dont know why but floating props always throw me off
that the last Tiger intro was just perfect, thats already a like worth
Germany suffers. Tiger 2s facing 76 jumbos and t26e1 that can't pen the front glasses. This is ridiculous. Germany suffers 😠
the perfect combination of war thunder and just a little bit of Minecraft
I really like that "Your lie in April" op easter egg.
One of the best battlefield mini stories.
Bro that quality is nut worthy gg
1:56 why did this scene remind me of the scene of the panther falling down the bridge in the movie T-34
lol same
Congrats on 20k
Impressive. Very nice. Lets see an uptier.
Hi i'm looking for the "FIRE" sound you use at 2:31 where can i find it ?
th-cam.com/video/dNUf-SQsDJU/w-d-xo.html
@@squishy_shibe my hero
"Alright lads, I dont think the Centurion has a stabilizer because It's not German"
Damn bro that battlefield intro was simply amazing
The intro with the floating toilet paper is just......... gold
Damn he just gets Better and BETTER
As a German player, I'd say Germany doesn't suffer until that 6.0 line. Then you've got WWII tanks who's saving grace is armour fighting HEATFS and APDS. Half the time you're just getting your shit pushed in over and over in the King Tiger.
I would say the German line is pretty average but the repair cost is just sky high on the main line during 5.7-6.7
That is why I didn’t even bother playing tiger 2s and Panther a
I used the Panther f to speed through those tanks and got the leopard 1 and m41
Last Tiger references are always amazing
SQUISHY THIS IS YOUR BEST WORK YET!
thanks bread
The Battlefield intro is Epic 👌👌👌
True suffering, also impressed with the intro
“Germany suffers”
Meanwhile thier tech tree is under tier
Ok, thats was the best intro to a war thunder video ive ever seen
That intro was amazing
Love your view keep it up.
You'll be successful for sure
Gotta love Nico in the video. Best part of it. Obama Gaming
Where can I find the music at 3:55?
Its called the wodys
description
@@squishy_shibe thank you
@@vojtechmarik281 thank you
The "Ziel Ausgeschaltet" voice line at 2:29 , where is that from?
last tiger gameplay
@@squishy_shibe Thanks :)
Tak tebe bych nechtěl potkat v bitvě, mega najetej. Jinak super video, hlavně to intro bylo moc dobrý
jsem docela špatnej
where did u got that optic dude, its cool af and i want it too
german realistic gunsight on wt live
@@squishy_shibe thx dude, ill try to find it
Everybody gangsta till the panzer division rolls up
You got to squish that cat (Tiger H). Just squish that cat.
I fucking love playing germany, penning everything at 4.0 with a dinky marder III. Everything except the t34 which manages to bounce 105mm APCBC like its allergic to dying.
the commentary at the end is always my favorite part.
My sauerkraut vibing is backkkkkk🇩🇪🤣❤
Oh yeah, it's all comin' together
I WAS THERE. I played against STAB cents, the full lot of American T series, Super Pershing's, Doom Turtles and Lorraine 40 (T)s all usually within the same match in a Tiger E back in the day.
“Germany suffers”
Yes suffers with its player base
That forgotton weapons parr was fucking gold
„ICH BRAUCHE HILFE“
i cried to that bttlefield mission
I didn’t think i would see ian in a war thunder video
Also very dope video
ah yeah i also have that damn plane, is too good,
and more important fun to play.
You are a sick puppy
But good work!!!! 😁👍🏻
Love that intro
Germany doesn't suffer from bad vehicles, but from bad players...
german hardbass? how... interesting
what would have happened to me is a sherman vc would pen my engine bay at an angle and i somehow die. Yes, i get gaijin'ed a lot.
best part is they are lowering the BR of the entire german tech tree
The tiger H1 is my fav tank. I haven't unlocked it yet but I'm super close but I don't have the motivation to keep grinding
The intro was amazing, my god.
q&a squishy where your from?
That plane never does anything for me when I use it
Your content is approved
I meet 6 and 6.7 on RB in germany and I am one of the last surviors to die after all my teamates die off
Do you use soundmods or edit all the cannon noises in one by one?
Eduting
Oh man that intro was fire.
As a German main I can confirm with 100% certainty that Germany definitely does not suffer. *Cough*
how just how. I just straight quit germany because im am constantly getting one shot by everything and cant pen anything with my tiger or panthers. Explain.
Where do you get all your sound effects I need that stuff
Very sussy site called TH-cam
4:37 based shibe lol
When Your Drunk At Beer:
M..Cow
I love the outro. Continue