After hearing John say in that specific tone of voice "the vending machine is eating him!" I shamelessly played in my head "and then it's gonna eat me!... oh MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
I like the point where John says, "She's just watching it happen!". I didn't know there was a reccomended action to take when your friend is eaten by a demonic vending machine.
I remember when my friend was brutally murdered. The only thing that kept me sane was noticing all the same buckets the crime scene had that I used at home.
I love how they didn't bother to animate walking or anything to be more realistic, but they gotta have jiggle physics every time Monica moves. They had their priorities straight.
I love how she doesn’t even help the man that comes up to her in the hallway, watches him randomly get killed from a serving cart, and then calmly just searches through it and finds the card key 😂
I think I comment every time I come back, but this is my ultimate comfort play list. There's something about John's perfectly relaxed attitude and how he seems to know what to expect that makes it very comforting when I'm going through a hard time. I know it's weird, but here I am haha
This looks like such a "good" bad game. Like the horror game version of The Room. I would love a part two; mostly because I want to see how ridiculous this can get.
OMG, I was just about to say this myself! For an indie type of game, it's pretty technically advanced, but very weird, much like how The Room was expensive and wierd.
"Boobasaurus" cracked me up. I love when you name characters based on their attributes. I'm also glad you're finally playing this. The halted voice acting reminds me a lot of old PS1 horror games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill. There was always an awkward pause in between each line of dialogue. Awkward, but also kind of nostalgic.
I honesty feel John is one of the best gaming channels out there. No disrespect to Pewdiepie but he feels like he has to put on a character, much like other youtubers, just to be fun and entertaining. I like how John is just John.
Personally I feel as if he's been getting more bitter, especially at the end of that Danganronpa 2 playthrough, it just seems like he doesn't enjoy it more, and his patience is low and that he's unhappy. Past John was the absolute best
Pewds doesn’t even do gaming anymore unless he really likes the game (also games that get him a good group of views) but I wish he did do a lot of gaming videos again :(
@@lyokofanatic9999 Big nope. You must not have seen him playing DV3. He's having major fun. I think people think he's supposed to be on all the time. He's changing but he's still great.
@@yugikitten Lol no, there is nothing wrong or rude about comparing two youtubers. I didn't say anything bad about Pewdiepie, just that personally I perfer John. Obviously there is a demand for his type of content or his fanbase wouldn't be as big as it is.
30:18-30:27 "How am I bleeding in the Dryer?" John, you're being tumbled around inside the dryer. I think you might be able to bleed upon getting spun around at high speed. Also, that scissorwalker should've given you some bounce sheets so you won't come out all static and wrinkly
I might be wrong but I think a 100+ lb person wouldn't be tossed around that violently by a machine that's designed to toss around clothes If you were to die from anything it seems like it would be the heat/lack of air
How'd she even fit the way she did in there? You'd think you would be pressed up against the sides, but she had the space to pound the door while on her knees... It's like she magically became smaller in there.
Dryers don't really spin that fast though. It's hard to imagine that a dryer can fuck you up through sheer speed. Besides, if it could, the only bleeding I can imagine it'll cause would be internal since she'd program be glued to the walled due to the velocity. That's my uneducated guess anyway.
Hey John! The Gregory Peck comment was a reference to the movie Roman Holiday. He scares Audrey Hepburn sticking his hand into the mouth of truth relic n acts like something grabbed him.
"It seems the call isn't going through." "Probably because, you didn't dial anything, Monica!" I love John's content not only because he's one of the actually smart gamers but also because he's funny.
I just discovered you've never played Deadly Premonition on the channel John. It's a really wacky game that's kind of a mix of Silent Hill and Twin Peaks. The game plays pretty well but has some strange game design that's more charming than frustrating. I think you'd do well with it and I'd love to see your take.
1) Monica's chest is huge 2) Monica's walking, running, and Dashing is hilarious 3) A week on a cruise is kind of standard. If not a week then 3 days is alright 4) Technician John has the same birthday as me! 5) I can't wait for Act 2 6) you should try Potato Thriller. It's right up your alley, John
I love a lot of your playthroughs, but this one holds a special place in my heart. I can't explain it. I guess you could call it the 'Room' of horror games and not just because of the incompetence displayed. I mean clearly the creators tried; you can tell through that excellent monster design and the kick starter promises alone. Even some of the character's backstories weren't too bad, and not going to lie Monica coming in to help Rooney out was pretty badass. They had some passion for this project, just like Tommy Wiseau with his movie, but they just flew too close to the sun. It's a shame, but still so damn funny to see a sarcastic player like John go through the motions of madness. XD
2 things. 1- no phone in the world charges that fast! 2- why wear the worst type of clothing when fighting/running from a killer? Put on pants or a skirt. Not a long dress that makes you trip every 3 seconds... XD
There's something about the "what even are these design choices" that makes this game especially great to watch. Please John, suffer more for us and keep going.
JOHN!! I never thought you would play this, this is such a pleasant surprise! Thank you! I'm a really big fan of the Clock Tower games, and although this game lacks...polish, to say the least, it still has a nostalgic feel to it.
The whole video is hilarious, but I have to give a shoutout to one of my favorite moments, 15:03. The awkward pause, the facial expression, followed by "...I'm not getting on that elevator!"
Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday, except it's Scissorman in a vending machine. Also, I always love the intros, I laughed more than I should when it was just John cutting a hedge
For a game involving death by scissors, this game features a lot more unconventional murder than one might think. I never thought I see impaled by serving table, but there we go.
A week long cruise is normal. But you aren't just on the ship 24/7 they usually make stops at different islands to refuel and you're allowed to go off of the ship and explore the island, get some food or buy merchandise for maybe a good 8-12 hours before you gotta get back on board (or they will leave you behind 😂 it's happened before) Some people go on 2 or 3 week cruises but those are typically like Alaskan ones
Beautiful, high quality, fascinating, very polished. All the things I would use to describe those garden shears rather than this game. The interaction game sound is so high pitched that it goes straight through me. Ugh. Thanks for making it tolerable with your humour, John! 👌 Also, vending machines are evil, my dudes.
Man I love games like these where I have no idea what the hell is going on. It's even better with John commenting, he feels natural and honest while also maintaining humor/sarcasm. Can't wait for the next episode.
Monica is so calm even when it comes to seeing people die. Harry, she could have thought more about. His death feels like an American Horror Story flashback to a certain season. Seriously, gotta pity him for vendor machine and how Monica thought he was joking. Harry, poor guy. Crew member. Monica only asked him if he’s alive and didn’t help him. A person letting him get pulverized is not cool. Yeah, trauma from Harry’s death is stuck there, but help a person from dying is civil. Oof, just to get the card key makes is another pitiful thing. And it’s the common horror aspect to getting items from a corpse that makes it both disgusting, but brave of Monica to do something to help her goal a bit to get out of the ship. Not sure if the wedding ring was necessary for conducting the fuse box, but well, metalwork is what’s needed, I guess. Voice acting is nice, but I do agree there could have have been a full voice acting job. Monica’s voice is very familiar.
John, you could ask me if I wanted you to play Barbie's Dollhouse, and I'd say yes! As long as it means more content from you, then sure thing - as long as you want to yourself!
19:20 Am I the only one who just uncontrollably laughed throughout this cutscene, the noises combine with the fact that Monica just stands there and has practically no reaction other than "oh no, that's bad, right?"
You know, the vending machine death reminds me of a Junji Ito story, but with less gore and with a shower drain. I'd say both deaths are about equally horrifying and goofy as each other.
god that cut straight to the game after the hedge clippers got me, i was expecting a "oh hey, didn't see you there" and i also love watching you play this, its probably cluncky and annoying to play but I appreciate it and look foward to more if you do it!
Awesome to see you cover this game, saw some gameplay a while back but that channel never finished the game and I never got around to playing it myself. It's good to know this playthrough is in good hands. :)
Oh, I am so ready for more! Janky and horrible as this game is, it does have that PS2 horror vibe-especially with those fixed camera angles! I loved your Haunting Ground play through and I’d love to see you play more PS2-ish horror games (though I understand why you can’t due to the algorithm and such). Can’t wait to see more!
I still cannot help but re-watch this for the hundredth time. This series makes me so happy lol. I wish you still did your intros like you did for the next videos you did for this game, same with your raps like you use to for others hee hee.
This is probably one of the worst "horror"-games i have ever played! John's expression at 53:44 describes it just perfectly. I mean: - The story makes no sense. - The bad/good- ending conditions are hilariously idiotic (light spoiler: John can consider himself lucky for picking up the wedding ring). - The characters mostly look like as if they have been lifted from other games. - The writing is just terrible (at least it's good for a laugh). - Do i even need to mention the gameplay? However, the worst offender is actually that this game was developed by some of the biggest heads in the japanese horror-game industry (which makes it more sad than anything else).
I adore Clock Tower as a horror series, and this is probably the funniest intro I've seen from you. Keep up the amazing work John, have fun doing what you love!
One of my favorite things about watching your gameplays is your patience with these kinds of games. Going around the places and thoroughly searching for items. I can never do that. I get dizzy right away, especially if I'm stuck at a certain part. And I love how always chill you are when playing horror games. Made my horror tolerance raise up a lot :D
This is a very weird game. Vending machines eating people? Scissor Walker-lady coming out of that guy's dead body? A creepy old lady chanting curses on elevators? Still, I'm kinda intrigued. This game raises so many questions. I want to see if it answers them. For instance, where are all the people on this cruise ship? Who is Rooney? Why does that bellhop or whatever have a bite on his neck? I wanna see where they're going with this. And where Monica and the guy with the bite on his neck, (Eric right?) think they're going to escape to, when they're on a cruise ship in the middle of the Mediterranean. I'd watch more of this if John plays more Spiderman.
Hi John! I'm a serial watcher/re-watcher of your videos, and although I'm subscribed, I hardly ever leave likes or comments. I saw your recent tweet that hearing people's feedback is one of the main reasons you do what you do and it inspired me to try to give back for all the entertainment you've given us over the years. Whenever I rewatch an old video of yours, I'll leave a like and a (somewhat) substantive comment about the content. That said: NightCry! One of my favorites, and one of those good-faith efforts by fans that turns into an absolute mess. As far as Part 1, the bit where the guy suddenly gets eaten by the vending machine and then the Scissorman appears will probably always be my ultimate mental image of: "Well. That escalated quickly."
![IDIOT WANDERS HAUNTED ISLAND - NightCry [Act 2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w7Bj3iat0NI/mqdefault.jpg)
![IDIOT WANDERS HAUNTED ISLAND - NightCry [Act 2]](/img/tr.png)
![THE FINAL CRINGE - NightCry [Ending]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aSdj4pvAtC0/mqdefault.jpg)
The Scissor Walker.. Because running with scissors is dangerous, you know.
#killerlivesmatter
Ha Running With Scissors. Good one!
@@CryingZombie666 xD
The best catchphrase ever! XD
I wonder if those are the _same_ scissors that 'Kuchisake-onna' uses on her victims.
"you wanna try that again monica?!" sums up the whole game lmao
😂😂😂😂
pick up line of the century "i like to boil my prosthetic eye to sterilize it "..."i heard there are some kind of items you can use on yourself"
especially when you already have 2 eyes.. where does the 3rd one go 0.o
"But I have no idea what you could use"
@Kameron Chance it's a bot dude
LOOOOOL
After hearing John say in that specific tone of voice "the vending machine is eating him!" I shamelessly played in my head "and then it's gonna eat me!... oh MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Ey Michigan report from hell nice~😆🤣
Glad to see I'm not the only one who did that 😂.
(@.@) vending machines scarred me for life
I like the point where John says, "She's just watching it happen!". I didn't know there was a reccomended action to take when your friend is eaten by a demonic vending machine.
@@Carter_the_Cryptid how about trying to pull him out instead of watching how a vending machine eats your friend :)
Monica's run had me in tears. That poor woman looks hurt. lol!
Jackie Nova Girl better get some flats lmao
Morticia Ravenwulf what’s more interesting is how her hair is so silky that it slips over her shoulders every time she moves her arms lol
She’s like a wounded animal. lmao
she made the greatest mistake of all: forgot her flip flops lol
47:56 "I'm sorry, how did I die there? I was just killed by the mere presence of the elderly?" Man, I friggin lost it at this part xD
I felt the same way with the dryer death as well, "What?! How am I bleeding?!" lmao.
47:26
I remember when my friend was brutally murdered. The only thing that kept me sane was noticing all the same buckets the crime scene had that I used at home.
That’s horrible!! Hopefully your friend got justice.
53:15 "None of these obvious, perfectly labeled, keys help me figure out which room they belong to"
This game is a complete mess, but I won't lie, I absolutely LOVE it when John plays games like these.
Please, do more despite the suffering, John.
Actually!
XD
I'm here for a "Watch John Suffer" game series.
Yes! I'm watching this for the fourth time now. John is the star of this game.
Who would ever use a vending machine after you saw a man get eaten by one.
You have a good point there ○.○
@@cherrydragon3120 especially after seeing a demon rise out of the blood from the dude
@@GamerGirl101-u8i i can imagine there are people that stupid....
Don't ask me how. But its possible
@@cherrydragon3120 probably
Wait if the scissor walker came out of the pool of blood, then what the heck was in the vending machine?
I love how they didn't bother to animate walking or anything to be more realistic, but they gotta have jiggle physics every time Monica moves. They had their priorities straight.
i'm trans btw
It was vital her tits had just the right amount of bounce with each step. The game was depending on it.
@@عائشةأديم No one cares btw
@@عائشةأديم dork
I think it's meant to imply she's not used to high-heels. Honestly, that is how folks walk in high-heels if they're not used to it.
I love how she doesn’t even help the man that comes up to her in the hallway, watches him randomly get killed from a serving cart, and then calmly just searches through it and finds the card key 😂
I think I comment every time I come back, but this is my ultimate comfort play list. There's something about John's perfectly relaxed attitude and how he seems to know what to expect that makes it very comforting when I'm going through a hard time. I know it's weird, but here I am haha
Same here 😊
same for me, i’ve seen this playthrough 5 times or so but i come back every couple months and it never fails to make me laugh
Same!!
" 'She'll never again see the light of day.' Jeez, that's cold!"
Just like Jessica's body.
Lol read this literally at the same time as in the video
"boobasaurus" Yall I'm wheezing lmao
Adriana C. *W H E E Z E*
Monica walks like she's been wearing her high heels for too long and her feet really hurt but she still wants to look good.
This looks like such a "good" bad game. Like the horror game version of The Room. I would love a part two; mostly because I want to see how ridiculous this can get.
Same here!
OMG, I was just about to say this myself! For an indie type of game, it's pretty technically advanced, but very weird, much like how The Room was expensive and wierd.
Funny enough, there actually is a video game adaptation of "The Room"...no horror though, at least not on purpose. XD
IAmTheUnison
👀 this is relevant to my interests with memes and bad games.
Sprite Lady Yeah even though it’s on the bad side it’s still good and enjoyable to me lol
"Boobasaurus" cracked me up. I love when you name characters based on their attributes. I'm also glad you're finally playing this. The halted voice acting reminds me a lot of old PS1 horror games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill. There was always an awkward pause in between each line of dialogue. Awkward, but also kind of nostalgic.
Monica's sentient hair is freaking me the hell out.
Dude I thought this the whole time. Lmao
John's reaction to the labeled keys was priceless.
Mac Foraday
I couldn’t help but bust out laughing at that part.
I honesty feel John is one of the best gaming channels out there. No disrespect to Pewdiepie but he feels like he has to put on a character, much like other youtubers, just to be fun and entertaining. I like how John is just John.
Voltage Vocaloid CJUGames is pretty cool hes calm and very smart.
Personally I feel as if he's been getting more bitter, especially at the end of that Danganronpa 2 playthrough, it just seems like he doesn't enjoy it more, and his patience is low and that he's unhappy.
Past John was the absolute best
Pewds doesn’t even do gaming anymore unless he really likes the game (also games that get him a good group of views) but I wish he did do a lot of gaming videos again :(
@@lyokofanatic9999 Big nope. You must not have seen him playing DV3. He's having major fun. I think people think he's supposed to be on all the time. He's changing but he's still great.
@@yugikitten Lol no, there is nothing wrong or rude about comparing two youtubers. I didn't say anything bad about Pewdiepie, just that personally I perfer John. Obviously there is a demand for his type of content or his fanbase wouldn't be as big as it is.
"The vending machine's eating him! ...and you're doing nothing!" I have not laughed as hard as I did at this in a long time.
We not gonna talk about how do looks like Dante from DMC lol
The adventures of Boobasaurus, and Bowlcut
This gonna be a glorious series.
Holy crap, seeing your name is a blast from the past
30:18-30:27
"How am I bleeding in the Dryer?"
John, you're being tumbled around inside the dryer. I think you might be able to bleed upon getting spun around at high speed.
Also, that scissorwalker should've given you some bounce sheets so you won't come out all static and wrinkly
I might be wrong but I think a 100+ lb person wouldn't be tossed around that violently by a machine that's designed to toss around clothes
If you were to die from anything it seems like it would be the heat/lack of air
How'd she even fit the way she did in there? You'd think you would be pressed up against the sides, but she had the space to pound the door while on her knees...
It's like she magically became smaller in there.
Dryers don't really spin that fast though. It's hard to imagine that a dryer can fuck you up through sheer speed. Besides, if it could, the only bleeding I can imagine it'll cause would be internal since she'd program be glued to the walled due to the velocity. That's my uneducated guess anyway.
I feel like we need a Physicist in this comment section to make a statement on the laws of dryers.
@@Battle_64 Industrial Dryer
Who else was sent here by John's vlog and ready to camp out in the backlog? I brought s'mores, grab your snack of choice.
That intro was actually pretty funny even though it was short keep doin' you John!
Over here watching this now since you recommended it in your “taking a break” vid!
Hey John! The Gregory Peck comment was a reference to the movie Roman Holiday. He scares Audrey Hepburn sticking his hand into the mouth of truth relic n acts like something grabbed him.
What an oddly classy reference in such a garbage game...
"It seems the call isn't going through."
"Probably because, you didn't dial anything, Monica!"
I love John's content not only because he's one of the actually smart gamers but also because he's funny.
This is by far my favorite series by John it's one of the funniest let's plays I've ever watched
I just discovered you've never played Deadly Premonition on the channel John.
It's a really wacky game that's kind of a mix of Silent Hill and Twin Peaks. The game plays pretty well but has some strange game design that's more charming than frustrating. I think you'd do well with it and I'd love to see your take.
I would like to also see John play Deadly Premonition! Sounds like it'd be amazing.
A couple years ago I suggested it to him. Maybe when he played until dawn. Deadly premonition is A gem.
1) Monica's chest is huge
2) Monica's walking, running, and Dashing is hilarious
3) A week on a cruise is kind of standard. If not a week then 3 days is alright
4) Technician John has the same birthday as me!
5) I can't wait for Act 2
6) you should try Potato Thriller. It's right up your alley, John
StygianTraveler141 it’s satire on the appearance of American women. Take a chill pill
Sis needs to kick off those heels
@@silntkll
Are the scissor type enemies a satire on how the gaming industry likes to cut corners?
Hi. He has played Potato Thriller on Twitch as part of a charity stream event.
Women of that chest size exists, you know? Any problem with them?.
This game's art style looks like the transitional period from PS2 to Xbox 360.
GHouseDuivel That’s funnier than it should be cause it’s definitely true! Hehe
To be fair even Ps2 had better graphics then this game🤣
my favorite
Your commentary is absolutely golden, I swear I'm laughing every five seconds lmaoo, I love it.
I love a lot of your playthroughs, but this one holds a special place in my heart.
I can't explain it. I guess you could call it the 'Room' of horror games and not just because of the incompetence displayed. I mean clearly the creators tried; you can tell through that excellent monster design and the kick starter promises alone. Even some of the character's backstories weren't too bad, and not going to lie Monica coming in to help Rooney out was pretty badass. They had some passion for this project, just like Tommy Wiseau with his movie, but they just flew too close to the sun.
It's a shame, but still so damn funny to see a sarcastic player like John go through the motions of madness. XD
john gon' get scissored
0w0
*Cut* it out with the puns, okay? :D
Oh c'mon there are kids watching!
anand altantsog even better
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I came here because of the BRB video and I am not disappointed. :)
Except for the bad hair physics, this game looks pretty good.
Edit: ......Ok never mind.
2 things. 1- no phone in the world charges that fast! 2- why wear the worst type of clothing when fighting/running from a killer? Put on pants or a skirt. Not a long dress that makes you trip every 3 seconds... XD
@@fabiomoreira1506 and heels
+SmashingSnow Or... If you're not Ada fucking Wong, don't wear heels in a survival horror game.
There's something about the "what even are these design choices" that makes this game especially great to watch. Please John, suffer more for us and keep going.
I just realized, are there NO stairs on that ship? What if the ship is sinking and the power goes out!?
Well there is one stairway. Just one apparently unless we're missing something.
Back here again, damn you Wolfe!
I was in hysterics at johns reaction to the Monica being confused at the key rack
This has got to be some of the most intense cases of horror movie logic I've ever seen.
JOHN!! I never thought you would play this, this is such a pleasant surprise! Thank you! I'm a really big fan of the Clock Tower games, and although this game lacks...polish, to say the least, it still has a nostalgic feel to it.
Want a cookie?
Young Iffy Blues Is it sugar or chocolate chip?
@@wdwinfield3271 chocolate chip! Here... 🍪
agreed, i weirdly like nightcry even if it's janky.
This game really does feel like a sequel to one of the terrible ps1 clock towers or something. It's weird.
This series with your commentary is still one of my favorites to return to and play in the background. NightCry is absolute insanity, I love it.
Samee lol
Finally a bad guy that gives us free haircuts!!!!!
He already exists. It's Fred, from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Plus he's very naughty (If you get the reference )
This is still one of the best playthroughs you've done
I dont know why but I busted out laughing when you read "You should date Harry, Monica"
Probably because you read it with a lot of well deserved sass
So... We're just going to ignore, that Harry looks like DmC Dante. xD
I would actually love to see more of this game.
*OH SCISSOR ME TIMBERS*
The whole video is hilarious, but I have to give a shoutout to one of my favorite moments, 15:03. The awkward pause, the facial expression, followed by "...I'm not getting on that elevator!"
Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday, except it's Scissorman in a vending machine.
Also, I always love the intros, I laughed more than I should when it was just John cutting a hedge
Monica seems pretty chill with everything that's happening all things considered.
For a game involving death by scissors, this game features a lot more unconventional murder than one might think. I never thought I see impaled by serving table, but there we go.
Didn’t that happen in one of the SAW movies?
@@CryingZombie666 couldn't say, but that sounds like it would happen.
Huh. Could have sworn I saw ( no pun intended ) it in there somewhere.
A week long cruise is normal. But you aren't just on the ship 24/7 they usually make stops at different islands to refuel and you're allowed to go off of the ship and explore the island, get some food or buy merchandise for maybe a good 8-12 hours before you gotta get back on board (or they will leave you behind 😂 it's happened before)
Some people go on 2 or 3 week cruises but those are typically like Alaskan ones
"Get up. Get Up! GET UPAH!!!" 🤣
This was great.
"Absolute Mess" 🤣😂🤣
Beautiful, high quality, fascinating, very polished.
All the things I would use to describe those garden shears rather than this game.
The interaction game sound is so high pitched that it goes straight through me. Ugh.
Thanks for making it tolerable with your humour, John! 👌
Also, vending machines are evil, my dudes.
The cackle I let out when I saw this video in my sub box was not human
"Whats with all the moaning!"
I ask this with nearly every horror film .
Yes, pornography is a sin, and pornographic videos must be construed as horror movies. Trust me, I'm a horror scientist.
@@UnOc2 lmao im gonna make a petition .
This has to change lol
You would be, too, if you read Berserk and looked at any of H. R. Giger's paintings.
Yeah like why add sex scenes when you can build up more horror or psychological horrors can be more twisted ya know?
In a way, it's pretty scary how focused on breasts this game is.
The sass is strong with this one! God I love his reactions....
"The vending machine is eating him.... AND THEN THEY'RE GOING AFTER ME......... OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.."
Man I love games like these where I have no idea what the hell is going on. It's even better with John commenting, he feels natural and honest while also maintaining humor/sarcasm. Can't wait for the next episode.
When she opened the door and shut it again, I fell tf out. 😂😂😂
I just love John's little skits. Makes me smile everytime XD
NightCry, featuring Dante from the Devil may Cry series
Reboot tho, so Donte
That's not dante
“you’re like the type of person that watches an older move from like the 90s and you’re like ‘that dog’s dead now’ “
i feel attacked
Whenever I'm sad... I watch those videos and it makes me happy. It's just soooo bad, that it's good. Thank you for playing. :3
Come back here every once in a while! Its such a treat! 😹
"Unarmed protagonist who must run and hide from enemies"
Gee, the new Outlast game sounds great!
Hi Monika
hey man
A lil bit of monika in ma life. A lil bit of monika all night long. A lil bit of monika is all I need :P
I think this predates Outlast. But I'm not 100% positive.
Still better than Outlast 2, though. XD
Monika is here!!!!!!!! Time for her to take over
Monica is so calm even when it comes to seeing people die.
Harry, she could have thought more about. His death feels like an American Horror Story flashback to a certain season.
Seriously, gotta pity him for vendor machine and how Monica thought he was joking. Harry, poor guy.
Crew member.
Monica only asked him if he’s alive and didn’t help him. A person letting him get pulverized is not cool. Yeah, trauma from Harry’s death is stuck there, but help a person from dying is civil. Oof, just to get the card key makes is another pitiful thing.
And it’s the common horror aspect to getting items from a corpse that makes it both disgusting, but brave of Monica to do something to help her goal a bit to get out of the ship. Not sure if the wedding ring was necessary for conducting the fuse box, but well, metalwork is what’s needed, I guess.
Voice acting is nice, but I do agree there could have have been a full voice acting job. Monica’s voice is very familiar.
Just wanted to say that I think Haunting Ground is one of your best playthroughs! Very fun to watch:)
Both Haunting Ground and Sally Face for me.
John, you could ask me if I wanted you to play Barbie's Dollhouse, and I'd say yes! As long as it means more content from you, then sure thing - as long as you want to yourself!
They got “Mediterranean” right. That’s the correct spelling. And PLEASE CONTINUE JOHN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Am I the only one who just uncontrollably laughed throughout this cutscene, the noises combine with the fact that Monica just stands there and has practically no reaction other than "oh no, that's bad, right?"
Hey John, it's guys... Rusty Lake?
Isn't Harry's model just... lifted straight out of DmC Devil May Cry? He looks eerily close to Dante.
I know this is an old comment, but that’s exactly what I thought as well!
If Great Value Dante had nipple armor like OG Dante, the vending machine would have never been able to eat him up
is it just me or is the character model for "Harry" Dante from DMC? oh lawd 18:58
I think so too lmao
Man, DmC must've affected him pretty badly considering that he ended up in this game.
Hello people from the Vacation video 🖤
11/10 would watch again.
The only reason I watch this is because I want to hear john funny commentary 😂😂😂
You know, the vending machine death reminds me of a Junji Ito story, but with less gore and with a shower drain.
I'd say both deaths are about equally horrifying and goofy as each other.
I love rewatching this series just to get a good laugh
Wow, John. Great moves! Keep it up, proud of you!
god that cut straight to the game after the hedge clippers got me, i was expecting a "oh hey, didn't see you there" and i also love watching you play this, its probably cluncky and annoying to play but I appreciate it and look foward to more if you do it!
Awesome to see you cover this game, saw some gameplay a while back but that channel never finished the game and I never got around to playing it myself. It's good to know this playthrough is in good hands. :)
Oh, I am so ready for more! Janky and horrible as this game is, it does have that PS2 horror vibe-especially with those fixed camera angles! I loved your Haunting Ground play through and I’d love to see you play more PS2-ish horror games (though I understand why you can’t due to the algorithm and such).
Can’t wait to see more!
HI JOHN!!! KEEP UP THE GREAT CONTENT!! 😁
I still cannot help but re-watch this for the hundredth time. This series makes me so happy lol. I wish you still did your intros like you did for the next videos you did for this game, same with your raps like you use to for others hee hee.
This is probably one of the worst "horror"-games i have ever played! John's expression at 53:44 describes it just perfectly.
I mean:
- The story makes no sense.
- The bad/good- ending conditions are hilariously idiotic (light spoiler: John can consider himself lucky for picking up the wedding ring).
- The characters mostly look like as if they have been lifted from other games.
- The writing is just terrible (at least it's good for a laugh).
- Do i even need to mention the gameplay?
However, the worst offender is actually that this game was developed by some of the biggest heads in the japanese horror-game industry (which makes it more sad than anything else).
I remember Retsupurae did a Kickstarter Nonstarter on this back in 2015 and looking at this game now, I can see why.
My future band name: Killed By The Presence of the Elderly
I don't know if it's just me, but Harry looks like Dante from DmC's head got put on a frat boy's body
Donte
I wouldn't have noticed. Until Manlybadasshero said something in his video. and that to me makes his death funnier.
i notice it to
Same
I adore Clock Tower as a horror series, and this is probably the funniest intro I've seen from you. Keep up the amazing work John, have fun doing what you love!
I laughed so hard when he reached the keys and he couldn't take all of them. He was so done with Monica. I can't breathe.
One of my favorite things about watching your gameplays is your patience with these kinds of games. Going around the places and thoroughly searching for items. I can never do that. I get dizzy right away, especially if I'm stuck at a certain part. And I love how always chill you are when playing horror games. Made my horror tolerance raise up a lot :D
This sounds stupid, but why isn't there a game like Clock Tower where you play as SpongeBob and you have to run from the Hash Slinging Slasher?
Good question.
Yes, gtlive did it.
There is actually haha
LOL the dialog in this game is hilarious bad, I love it. Yes please do more, I don't think it's a long game.
This is a very weird game. Vending machines eating people? Scissor Walker-lady coming out of that guy's dead body? A creepy old lady chanting curses on elevators? Still, I'm kinda intrigued. This game raises so many questions. I want to see if it answers them. For instance, where are all the people on this cruise ship? Who is Rooney? Why does that bellhop or whatever have a bite on his neck? I wanna see where they're going with this. And where Monica and the guy with the bite on his neck, (Eric right?) think they're going to escape to, when they're on a cruise ship in the middle of the Mediterranean. I'd watch more of this if John plays more Spiderman.
Hi John! I'm a serial watcher/re-watcher of your videos, and although I'm subscribed, I hardly ever leave likes or comments. I saw your recent tweet that hearing people's feedback is one of the main reasons you do what you do and it inspired me to try to give back for all the entertainment you've given us over the years. Whenever I rewatch an old video of yours, I'll leave a like and a (somewhat) substantive comment about the content. That said:
NightCry! One of my favorites, and one of those good-faith efforts by fans that turns into an absolute mess. As far as Part 1, the bit where the guy suddenly gets eaten by the vending machine and then the Scissorman appears will probably always be my ultimate mental image of: "Well. That escalated quickly."
This is definitely a "Good", "Bad Game", Funny Shit John