The First Guy To Ever Be King

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  • @cheetahgaming9689
    @cheetahgaming9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    “Very pointy hat”. Obviously the amount of Kinglyness is dependent on how pointy the hat is. That’s why the jesters hat is so round

    • @zanomi7695
      @zanomi7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No Jester hats are pretty pointy.

    • @TXejas19
      @TXejas19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@zanomi7695 they have a ball on the end of the pointy part, to subdue the jester's real power i guess

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And why Dunce and kkk caps are so pointy

    • @lucyhitchings7271
      @lucyhitchings7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @r.ylan.d
      @r.ylan.d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *KKK* cough cough

  • @estudiordl
    @estudiordl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    King: I'm in charge of your security if someone invade.
    Guy: so you fight them?
    King: no no, but I'm in charge of sending you to war for your security.
    Guy: ok...

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wells he's in I'm in

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MJAYZ007 Well if he's in, I'm in!

    • @firstpersonfilms2330
      @firstpersonfilms2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mindshuffler3332 Well if he's in, I'm out

    • @jitsch
      @jitsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@firstpersonfilms2330 Well if he is out, he is out!

    • @rhinoceros2469
      @rhinoceros2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well of their in them I’m out

  • @thegrob8892
    @thegrob8892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3639

    Just realized the executioner doesn't have to cover his face to avoid revenge or retribution because everyone in this universe has the same face

    • @Ask_Jake
      @Ask_Jake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Except celebrities for some reason
      Why?
      Because!

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@Ask_Jake that’s why they’re celebrities, obviously.

    • @Ask_Jake
      @Ask_Jake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@SorowFame wow wow wow, wow

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @addictedtomoney2196
      @addictedtomoney2196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There’s probably an alternate universe just like this

  • @beterotato6757
    @beterotato6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This guy isn't fit to be king. He doesn't have a commanding enough mustache.

    • @akimanzijoseph3410
      @akimanzijoseph3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kings dont need mustache, only police and, first guy to establish a school and insurance guy need that

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@akimanzijoseph3410 and spurts coach

    • @josephpeters7627
      @josephpeters7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The beard is commanding enough.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13646

    Well, King Ryan's son definitely has the whole "royal inbred" thing going on.

    • @ishaanyadav3183
      @ishaanyadav3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @christianwetzel2199
      @christianwetzel2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      who can there be a 'royal inbred' when his father is the first royal ?

    • @drrocket3413
      @drrocket3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@christianwetzel2199 maney they have been planning for centuries

    • @cojec
      @cojec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      *bLoOd*

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@ishaanyadav3183 *Sweet Home Austria #Habsburg

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9611

    The unfortunate thing about kings is that they can only move 1 space per turn. Now queens on the other hand...

    • @duelist4512
      @duelist4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Yeah, but if the king dies, everyone dies in chess so moot point

    • @rylter
      @rylter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      🐴➡️➡️⬇️🐴⬆️⬅️⬅️

    • @nathankarn5557
      @nathankarn5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Funny seeing you here

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Like the president cant run 5 miles in 10 minutes.

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Fun fact: the queen used to be the advisor, and the idea was that while the king was the most important, it was his advisor who made things happen. In some cultures, the queen is still the advisor, but it changed to the queen in Europe during the late Middle Ages.

  • @trumpeterjen
    @trumpeterjen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Kudos to Ryan for making his son look so authentically inbred. Very historically accurate.

  • @blubberface2337
    @blubberface2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “So what happens if you die or something?”
    “Well, hopefully I never do, we’re working on that”
    **nods in agreement**

  • @mrdrsquid4061
    @mrdrsquid4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    History has proven that this is 100% historically accurate

    • @3toYT
      @3toYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol 😂

    • @cjkruegs389
      @cjkruegs389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao

    • @alastor148
      @alastor148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean you not wrong technically.

    • @varianmetcalf8220
      @varianmetcalf8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your not wrong

    • @brianscalabrine2225
      @brianscalabrine2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Giving references to prove this is correct is super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @JoeyLever
    @JoeyLever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Are you in Windows Xp?

    • @sehr.geheim
      @sehr.geheim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No, but it hella lookes like that

    • @brandtforester837
      @brandtforester837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The photo is called bliss

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sneaky bastard made it undersaturated so we wouldn’t notice

    • @AnirudhIsOnline
      @AnirudhIsOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah yes lol , was just searching for this comment 😂

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THANK you. Glad I checked before commenting.

  • @shuttlechief
    @shuttlechief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love how “I decided” is always the reason for everything he decided

    • @kayaek2558
      @kayaek2558 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is a good comment I decided

    • @apel66sinka
      @apel66sinka 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kayaek2558 This is a good reply i decided

  • @casualfanatic4217
    @casualfanatic4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    “ Then the ordinary citizen did a backflip, snapped the king’s and his son’s neck and saved the land“

    • @relogiodeprata6413
      @relogiodeprata6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Where is this snapped neck thing from?

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@relogiodeprata6413 watch The First Guy Who Ever Wrote Fiction

    • @relogiodeprata6413
      @relogiodeprata6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@casualfanatic4217 ok

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      One would think the bunch of violent guys would stop him. Guess King Ryan doesn't pay well.

    • @brijeshsingh8460
      @brijeshsingh8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      French Revolution in nutshell

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2672

    I was surprised Civilian Ryan didn't ask what if the bunch of violent guys decides that they are better suited to be king.

    • @minimoe2807
      @minimoe2807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      King Rayn: I would squash the uprising
      Civilian Ryan: Won't that be hard?
      King Ryan: No, it will he super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Blackvolttage
      @Blackvolttage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@minimoe2807 but what kind of moves would those violent guys use against each others?

    • @spencer.eccles
      @spencer.eccles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      King: Oooooh I wouldn't like that! I think I'll give them you're land and stuff to bribe Violent Guy not to kill me.
      Peasant: But I thought my land was your land now?
      King: Yeah well it's my land but I'll let violent guy control it so he can force you to do all the work I decided

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Blackvolttage - Something something backflip, something something snapped neck, something...

    • @TamzinHadasa
      @TamzinHadasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about that."

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    This IS good news, I’ve decided!

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So uncivilized.
      My allegiance is to the republic, to *DEMOCRACY*

    • @awbeans982
      @awbeans982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am so happy to discover you also watch Ryan's videos

    • @acrobaticmonkey2995
      @acrobaticmonkey2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One Topic! I didn't expect to see you here. Well, it makes sense, a truly great TH-camr commenting on another great TH-camr's video.

    • @Danny-wn1gn
      @Danny-wn1gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Finding you in random comment sections is such a nice surprise

    • @Mina_Meow
      @Mina_Meow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when you take a break from binging click to watch notifications, just to find his boy OT in the comments xD

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “I guess it’s gonna be tough for me to disagree with any of this” yes it’s going to be very difficult, a very big inconvenience

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Isn't that right, God?"
    God: You're the best, around, nothing's ever gonna bring you down, you're the be

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8214

    Still better than season 8 of Game of Thrones

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @JayDatSkitMaker :D Nah, people kind of agree.

    • @JamesBrown-oe7zd
      @JamesBrown-oe7zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I still can’t believe they ruined the build up from 7 seasons and rushed it and we got that garbage

    • @AudreyStar17
      @AudreyStar17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆😆🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Afro-_-
      @Afro-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This isnt season 8?

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      C'mon man, I was having a nice day, why did you bring that up?

  • @purpletophat2885
    @purpletophat2885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    King Ryan: “Isn’t that right God?”
    God: “I couldn’t be bothered to make any of you look different, you really think I can be bothered to answer your question”

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      your*

    • @macatttack9361
      @macatttack9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *yhore

    • @daframp2753
      @daframp2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is incredible

    • @ultimatewarriors1291
      @ultimatewarriors1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro this is very disrespectful to god

    • @daframp2753
      @daframp2753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultimatewarriors1291 this is more funny than the comment itself

  • @donovanulrich348
    @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I like the look on Ryan's face when the dude questions his Kids legitimacy to the throne 😂
    *Blank, empty, confusion. Slowly turning to anger*

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love how this is exactly how being a king works. You wake up, decide: "I'm going to be a king." Then you go around and try and convince everyone.

    • @kingsiegfried8568
      @kingsiegfried8568 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is how being a tyrant works.

    • @everdream4200
      @everdream4200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kingsiegfried8568All kings are tyrants, man

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's what it's like to establish a dynasty. Otherwise, you get told by other people you're king now and you've been preparing for it since birth

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In rare cases, the people demand that you be their king.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      not really...generally the king starts out as just the head of a large family or the most distinguished person in a tribe. from there things just kinda...evolve over time.

  • @benlies1362
    @benlies1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    He can't be king. His mustache is not commanding enough

    • @ThatReadingGuy28
      @ThatReadingGuy28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaoooo

    • @thepriestunknown3999
      @thepriestunknown3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First thing I noticed

    • @grandmasterace4785
      @grandmasterace4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now we know how "The first guy to plan a coup" will determine his legitimacy.

    • @SkyP9812
      @SkyP9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also... I didn't vote for him!

    • @KanashiAtisuto
      @KanashiAtisuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That'll be in part 2 xD

  • @dariusmoldovan6513
    @dariusmoldovan6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    Kid Ryan is not a thing he can’t hurt you
    Kid Ryan: BLOOD

    • @StarionEdits
      @StarionEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donkeriusluian Dickerson

    • @melontusk7358
      @melontusk7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *Prince Ryan

    • @kapirk2244
      @kapirk2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nothing creepier than a creepy kid! 🩸

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There could be a Kid Ryan plushie or t-shirt ^_^

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't stop watching that part,, freaking bloodlust child is tripping me out lol

  • @madmintentertainment6268
    @madmintentertainment6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    "SIRE THE ENEMY HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE RANKS"
    "damn it, send forward our lowest ranking soldiers on a full scale assault to enemy territory. Any one that makes it shall become an exact duplicate of my wife!"
    Me: Chess is fucking weird

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Chess is just a giant harem fighting a giant harem.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes that is pretty accurate

    • @Speak22wastaken
      @Speak22wastaken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is completely unrelated to the video but ok

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Speak22wastaken oh fuck, is it not? Im sorry. It is my most sincere hope that somehow you can live with this

    • @Speak22wastaken
      @Speak22wastaken ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@madmintentertainment6268 yeah I guess I could.

  • @QuitterKiller
    @QuitterKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Little Ryan George doesn't exist he can't hurt you.
    Little Ryan George: blood!

  • @user-he4qm7bg6x
    @user-he4qm7bg6x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Oh no, everyone, run to your closest shelter! BABY RYAN IS BACK!!!

    • @purpleshep7439
      @purpleshep7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no one can escape baby ryan

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see that thing as my sleep paralysis demon

    • @god3538
      @god3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ehi_ij same also I saw your reddit vid I thought it was pretty funny new sub 👍

    • @siddharthkhattar1297
      @siddharthkhattar1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NIGHTMARE FUEL

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now it is even lusting for blood 😢

  • @Trevanadian
    @Trevanadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    My therapist told me Ryan Jr. couldn't hurt me anymore.

    • @Lastname6955
      @Lastname6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He was wrong...

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Blood!"

    • @JediJuniper92
      @JediJuniper92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Your therapist lied

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's only a matter of time before someone creates a faux profile just for that.

    • @ryanjr.1637
      @ryanjr.1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Saint_nobody what?
      Also. Blood

  • @Deborah-hc8nf
    @Deborah-hc8nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Isn't that right God?"
    *Silence*
    "... He says yes."
    *"That seems pretty legitimate"*

    • @Papasmurf47829
      @Papasmurf47829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn't that pretty much religion in a nutshell?

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LadyDoomsinger as a religious person…yes

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Lord Simpleton I don’t know about other Christian’s but for me I think they’re the same

    • @JenTilly96
      @JenTilly96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LadyDoomsinger As a person who was born in Christianity.
      Yeah it's literally just that or everything that happens has to do with God.
      And God can solve any problem in the universe.
      If you're depressed just pray and read the bible.

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Who are you?"
    "I'm your king!"
    "I didnt know we had a king"

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair a lot of people in the old days probably though that as they were farmers all their life

    • @wolverinefangowings
      @wolverinefangowings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You thought you were an autonomous collective?

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "I'm in charge of everything now."
    "Great, do everything, then."

    • @randompastahandle
      @randompastahandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Communism has entered the chat

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then he does nothing

    • @vdiitd
      @vdiitd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Managers in every company would like to disagree with that.

    • @MrJed87
      @MrJed87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But they're also in charge of who has to do stuff.

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *surprised pikachu face*

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    Ryan actually went back in time to film this. It’s not a sketch this is just legitimately accurate

    • @no-ko1mj
      @no-ko1mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He just invented time travel just for these videos!

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Back in time *drum roll* "IN THE RYANVERSE!"

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah he went back in time to when everyone had that windows background

    • @GracUntoYou
      @GracUntoYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1 Corinthians 12:13 For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit./inspiration+ The unity of believers all around the world consist of more than just an agreement on a certain set of doctrines, of following certain religious traditions, or of simply identifying ourselves by the name " Christian." It is founded on the work of the Spirit in "baptizing" us "into one body," that is, in the Church, the Body of Christ./prayer+ I praise You, O God, that You are calling out a people for Your glory from among all the nations of the earth and from across the centuries. There is great diversity in this group, but You have made us all to be baptized by One Spirit into one Body, Your Church. You will sanctify Your chosen Bride, and I praise You that You have made me a part of her.

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GracUntoYou Stfu boomer Jesus

  • @Room1_217_1
    @Room1_217_1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."

  • @witnessesofchrist2877
    @witnessesofchrist2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man.
    I have to admit.... This is literally one of the funniest guys I have EVER witnessed .

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    *Blood!*

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “S-so-so, what happens if you die or something?”
    “Well, hopefully I won’t. We’re working on that.”
    “Sure.”
    1000% Historically accurate

    • @heathra68
      @heathra68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr, lol

    • @Insert_User.
      @Insert_User. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Queen of England is progress towards this goal

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Insert_User. lol, a most straightforward example btw would be Huan Di, the Qin emperor.

    • @dantefrance-stradiota1360
      @dantefrance-stradiota1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *begins drinking Mercury*

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dantefrance-stradiota1360 the juice of space

  • @aryastark575
    @aryastark575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ok, when the son popped up I went into hysterics! I thought it was just going to be his regular face. That was friggin' *PERFECT* 😂😂😂 😂 😂😂

    • @SilverSwordCreative
      @SilverSwordCreative 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I honestly wish he used his regular face for kids that thing is horrifying

    • @aryastark575
      @aryastark575 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SilverSwordCreative It's perfect for a king's son though since they're inbred lol.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The shine on King Ryan's eye at 0:24 makes it appear he has a cataract or something. Poor guy.

  • @circeno
    @circeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    Me after the Christmas Video *crying*: Child ryan is not real you will never see him again...
    Child Ryan: Blood BLOOD

    • @miguelraeder3005
      @miguelraeder3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahah 😂

    • @oniakuma2392
      @oniakuma2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Child Ryan is more horrifying than the humans in the first Toy Story

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed. I saw that face and my PTSD acted up.
      Never forget!

    • @dulcelao3592
      @dulcelao3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ugh. I thought Ryan will never bring back that uncanny valley

    • @kt-ot3wj
      @kt-ot3wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      500th like

  • @swinepine
    @swinepine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Doctor: Baby Ryan doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Baby Ryan: BlOoD

    • @rezearta2724
      @rezearta2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he died on christmas... gotta hunt the little bastard again, THAT KID NEVER DIES.

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rezearta2724 It does look better than the christmas one (Still something I need therapy for).

    • @rezearta2724
      @rezearta2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soullbird9qtm523 After i saw the christmas episode i attempted to kill that little brat, he ruined our lives and the only way we could escape from such a fate was kill him. Oh i wish i went to the christmas episode in time because they retreated to the king episode, EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M NOT MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE i'm killing the brat.

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rezearta2724 have no mercy then

  • @igor_kossov
    @igor_kossov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I have this sharp thing and a dark cloak which I'm sure you'll agree is very ominous." The way he delivers that.

  • @iLN28
    @iLN28 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ryan: So how do i become king?
    King: Well your have to wait until the throne comes to you and that will be super hard, definitely a convenience

  • @rangamsarmah2061
    @rangamsarmah2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Royal baby Ryan is the moment people realised incest is bad.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet they continued incesting!

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think two ryans can make children.

    • @jk-gb4et
      @jk-gb4et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yes they can this video is evidence

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Palindrome78 for it get this bad, it was probably already tradition at this point.

    • @Palindrome78
      @Palindrome78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brings new meaning to "Who's your daddy?" "You should know, he's yours, too!"

  • @thecastiel69
    @thecastiel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5058

    He is just on administrator mode in Windows XP

    • @Mimartomusic
      @Mimartomusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I scrolled way too far for this

    • @variantgalaxy
      @variantgalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Mimartomusic I scrolled ² comments for this

    • @noonesland2471
      @noonesland2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@variantgalaxy x2

    • @donnysoal9748
      @donnysoal9748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would explain the background

    • @lilaclemonarsenic
      @lilaclemonarsenic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "WHY THE HELL DOES SUPENATURAL FOLLOW ME?"
      *starts sobbing* "LEAVE ME ALONE, THE FINALE STILL HAUNTS ME"

  • @screenname8267
    @screenname8267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Now I want "The Guy who designed the 5 day workweek"
    It's been a spiel of mine for a while on how, exactly, that pitch must have gone and how good he must have been at debating to convince everyone to work 250% more than they rest with a 5-2 workweek, rather than a 4-3 work/rest split (or a 3/4 favoring recreation).

    • @mypetcerberus13
      @mypetcerberus13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean the 5 day work work vs the previous 6 day work week that preceded it? I would think that wouldn't be a hard pitch for people to get an extra day off in the horrible work life of the industrial revolution era.

    • @nicolaslucena6411
      @nicolaslucena6411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mypetcerberus13 Do you know how life was like before the industrial revolution?

    • @exi_dudi2037
      @exi_dudi2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolaslucena6411 yes, we learn it in school

    • @nicolaslucena6411
      @nicolaslucena6411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@exi_dudi2037 Then by all means, enlighten me.

    • @exi_dudi2037
      @exi_dudi2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicolaslucena6411 short answer, it sucked. Long answer, it sucked

  • @mysticleo1446
    @mysticleo1446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Joffrey in GoT be like: 1:54
    Scar: "Long Live The King."

  • @dougjohnson3200
    @dougjohnson3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I was really expecting:
    "yeah, I made him myself, with his mom-"
    "Yeah that's how making babies works."
    "My cousin."
    "Oh God"

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, cousin marriage don’t make such monstrosity. Sisters or nieces do.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most families practiced Cusin Marriages, not just ROalty.

    • @Banzybanz
      @Banzybanz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cobra8888 If you repeatedly do that generationa fter generation, it would.

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean "Oh, my god."

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Banzybanz Sure. Especially if it has been going on for decades and probably centuries as you said. My point is if it was the first of its generation. Cause many people have that notion that it is so.

  • @loganpowers4966
    @loganpowers4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    “Monopolies on legitimate violence are tight!”
    -Thomas Hobbes, 1651

    • @michaellathrop3640
      @michaellathrop3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Freaking legend!

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Leviathans are super great barely an inconvenience!"

    • @athingwhichexists
      @athingwhichexists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "No they aren't you bitch"
      -John Locke, 1689

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “The problem with quotes found on the internet is that it’s hard to be sure if they’re accurate or not.”
      -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@athingwhichexists
      "Yes they are, shut up (wait you're dead now- nvm we'll meet again one day)"
      Max Weber, 1918, _The Politician and The Scientist_

  • @robertprewitt776
    @robertprewitt776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The "Hello" killed me before the guy had a chance.😂

  • @_rlb
    @_rlb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kid Ryan is the stuff of nightmares I decided.

  • @Vatolicious
    @Vatolicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    I wasn't prepared for baby Ryan today.

    • @anonymousleapyear5616
      @anonymousleapyear5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No one was

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      No one ever is

    • @xjurin
      @xjurin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ngl i laugh so hard that my chest hurt when he said blood. Look at the face its so funny.

    • @tn-cj9cc
      @tn-cj9cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "bluuud"

    • @aiden_macleod
      @aiden_macleod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think we deserve more Baby Ryan!
      He's freakishly interesting.

  • @alexfons3667
    @alexfons3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3743

    Then the peasant guy did a backflip, snapped the King's neck and saved the day

  • @BitterJoyXx
    @BitterJoyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how in all these videos when they ask questions they don't get immediately hated for being dumb like on twitter, like the king is explaining what happens if ou disagree instead of instantly killing em because they asked a question

  • @itzNIXLE
    @itzNIXLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always knew what ‘Ominous’ meant but until this 1:15, I had no idea how to use it. Now I can use it every day!

  • @squeemlives
    @squeemlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "It kinda sounds like you've given yourself a monopoly on legitimate violence"
    This is pretty profound.

    • @Jarnauga
      @Jarnauga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@f.2330 I think it goes a bit further back to John Lockes Leviathan. And probably other philosophers that wrote about statecraft as well. Its really is the core of a Government of any sort, that they hold the monopoly on legitimate violence, as well as holding the most power, militarily or through other means, thus being able to dictate laws and enforce them in the first place, which also includes the potential of "legitimate violence" existing in the first place.

    • @carlosducci759
      @carlosducci759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jarnauga Thomas Hobbes Leviathan*

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @breadsanta6414
      @breadsanta6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's Max Weber's definition of the state.

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breadsanta6414 Is it not para phrasing the treaty of westphalia?

  • @bharatmishra7462
    @bharatmishra7462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Just wanted to say that yesterday I put 'super easy barely an inconvenience' in a school presentation and the teacher said 'Oh really'

    • @jiisdown2195
      @jiisdown2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Best teacher ever

    • @aguythatexists...probably
      @aguythatexists...probably 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If yiu answered "I don' t know", would they reply with "fair enough"?

    • @Lucas-Lee-1987
      @Lucas-Lee-1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If yiu answered "I don' t know", would they reply with "fair enough"?

    • @beckaronibean
      @beckaronibean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Priceless!

  • @doublelightangel
    @doublelightangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loving the void where all fears are born LOL... even the ads have mad weird creative stuff in! and of course reminds Ryan he needs to buy butter...

  • @Youravaragejoe_Englisch
    @Youravaragejoe_Englisch ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:01 I was watching this with my raycons on

  • @hatemonger8902
    @hatemonger8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Baby-filter Ryan is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

    • @ChrisNorwood3
      @ChrisNorwood3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He needs his own channel.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ChrisNorwood3 he needs his own *B L O O D*

    • @veronicawilliamson4526
      @veronicawilliamson4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TechnologicallyTechnical *B L O O D*

    • @andreaamitrano6403
      @andreaamitrano6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad, cause he's never gonna die (hopefully). But even if that were a possibility, his son would be in charge next and god knows what he would look like

    • @karibu1464
      @karibu1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂 I was dying

  • @botbee2316
    @botbee2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3977

    The next one you should do is “the first person to be pregnant”

    • @davidxander6994
      @davidxander6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Wait why am I so fat

    • @HMGarth
      @HMGarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      " . . . . . . NINE months??! "

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @Anne Day Especially in the Ryanverse. I never need to see a female ryan giving birth to a baby ryan (especially in a universe of only Ryan’s so that child HAS to be inbred).

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So...Adam and Eve?

    • @wreflextions6062
      @wreflextions6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yea...that would be Eve

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the king: *I CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE GOD TOLD ME SO*
    everyone: seems legit

  • @NinoBrown08
    @NinoBrown08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You'd think the king would have a more commanding mustache.

  • @Zanmakenninotachii
    @Zanmakenninotachii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    the cursed kid Ryan is back, and now he have power and lust for blood

    • @laithmeanslion
      @laithmeanslion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait this isn't his first appearance?

    • @mariusdesu1633
      @mariusdesu1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@laithmeanslion the first guy to celebrate christmas

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@laithmeanslion sadly not. 😆
      I think he was in the first guy to celebrate Christmas video. But I'm trying to erase the memory of that...that...thing! So I can be wrong. 😄

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it wrong that Im glad he's back. I kinda like baby ryan

    • @search..engine
      @search..engine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lux0rd01 yes he is awesome

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "I didn't sign up for this"
    Literally everyone in the kingdom who wasn't born a king.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually plenty of People support Monarchy

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skwills1629 Yeah but they dont sign up for it even if they think its great.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SuperCrazyfin - Il ive in America. I did not sign up to live in a Republic, but am supposed to Pretend I did. Few people decide what form of Government hey Li e under. Why is Monarchy somehow different?

    • @SuperCrazyfin
      @SuperCrazyfin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skwills1629 It's not, but this video isnt called "The first guy to become President." The reason Monarchy is brought up is because the videos about Monarchy.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperCrazyfin - True but i am responding to Reply in The C omment Section.

  • @hyperfuzzysniper30
    @hyperfuzzysniper30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Therapist: baby Ryan isn't real baby Ryan can't hurt you
    Baby ryan:

  • @normaljim
    @normaljim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a historian I can tell you for 100% certainty that this did play out in most kingdoms

  • @reidfowler2076
    @reidfowler2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    The feeling of deep, impending dread that immediately sets in whenever Ryan says the words “my son”...

  • @tehweh8202
    @tehweh8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    To quote his highness prince Ryan the visually disturbing: "Bloooood."

    • @DerIntergalaktische
      @DerIntergalaktische 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "The visually disturbing" is the best title one could possibly have.

    • @CuriousDiscourse
      @CuriousDiscourse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you edited the comment but still couldn't spell prince right xD

    • @soullbird9qtm523
      @soullbird9qtm523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CuriousDiscourse I came here to say the same thing

    • @serosero
      @serosero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soullbird9qtm523 I came here to say that I came here to say the same thing

    • @edgecrow5492
      @edgecrow5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serosero I came here to say that I came here to say that I came here to say the same thing

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    King Ryan The great ruler of Windows XP Wallpaper.

  • @juancabardo21
    @juancabardo21 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Ryan’s sketches are simple yet funny, some other people like to go over the top with complex jokes that sometimes it just goes completely over your head

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    This whole thing reminds me of the scene in The Holy Grail: "Well, I didn't vote for you!"

    • @theawesomewerewolf5084
      @theawesomewerewolf5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      But he’s Arthur, king of the Britons!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you".

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@theawesomewerewolf5084 Who are the Britons?

    • @antonackermann9620
      @antonackermann9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Help! Help! I'm being oppressed.

    • @theawesomewerewolf5084
      @theawesomewerewolf5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Markus_Andrew Well we all are, and he is your king!

  • @talmagetaylor5226
    @talmagetaylor5226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    ...and then the King's son did a back flip, snapped the farmer's neck, and saved the day!
    "BLUUD!"

    • @ii0xvcii
      @ii0xvcii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @Mar6008
      @Mar6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @0ygormartins
    @0ygormartins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:36 The first guy to ever be an anarchist

  • @3THANOSS
    @3THANOSS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t believe the guy who invented Christmas is the same guy who was the first to become king. They’ve both got the same adorable child!

  • @kaizer-777
    @kaizer-777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    He's the king of the Windows XP desktop wallpaper.

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's called "Bliss"

    • @VaiCaDep0893
      @VaiCaDep0893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheKenchanx King of Bliss

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VaiCaDep0893Sounds like a good name.

  • @benjaminbaer9712
    @benjaminbaer9712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Ryan: you see that channel over there, screenrant? Technically I own that.

    • @Sandman_10372
      @Sandman_10372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just because you carry it on your back doesn't mean you own it.

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Sandman_10372 so atlas doesn't own the world?

    • @arpitabrahmachari7649
      @arpitabrahmachari7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BelcarrigFarm maaaan that madey day thanks

    • @BelcarrigFarm
      @BelcarrigFarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@arpitabrahmachari7649 screenwriter guy owns producer guy since he's always on his back

    • @idonoy661
      @idonoy661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Sandman_10372 i need you to get all the way off his back

  • @yazka82
    @yazka82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really enjoy your particular brand of humor. Also your spin for ads is great, actually only in-reel ads I won't skip besides Internet Historian's.

  • @magicl3o
    @magicl3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    legends says that he's still ruling windows XP realm with his wife Echidna

  • @MariuigiKhed
    @MariuigiKhed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    King: "But if I die, my sone will probably take over"
    Me: "Oh, god, no, pls don't..."
    Baby: "BLOOD"
    Me: (shrieks!)

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I still feel like Ryan's son has really improved on his acting performance. He just needs better facial expressions.. and better facial everything

    • @tpad6
      @tpad6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay, dad!

    • @witz_9989
      @witz_9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I *LOVE* him, IDK what it is. I think it might be that Florp Flap voice. 😄🤗

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes a better face is needed

    • @annelarsen4480
      @annelarsen4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean?

  • @Jermeister
    @Jermeister 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He's in charge of all of the Windows XP default wallpaper.

  • @alexmorahan9747
    @alexmorahan9747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you have your characters stutter. It makes us feel so validated.

  • @nekomajinc335
    @nekomajinc335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    King: "What is yours is mine and what is mine is also mine."

    • @pmcshow44
      @pmcshow44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stellaris reference?

  • @zishikalyan
    @zishikalyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    peasant guy: Was becoming a king difficult?
    Ryan: actually super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just found a dozen or so guys with sharp things. Offered them free booze at night if they stab whoever I point at by day. .Plus points on the back end.
      (I just noted other meaning for last sentence. My subconcious is funny. But also five.)

  • @shawnmahoney6022
    @shawnmahoney6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t believe how historically accurate this is.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm your king."
    "Well I didn't vote for you!"

  • @asum2832
    @asum2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Ryan's Christmas video: the horror child
    Ryan's King video: return of the horror child electric boogaloo

    • @ampkids4430
      @ampkids4430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Horror Child 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @stickman3208
      @stickman3208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan's Time Travel video: The Horror Child Rises.

    • @askingguess2301
      @askingguess2301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was quite to sequel, but I think the first game was better. Devs really got lazy and didn’t put enough effort in the story.

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Therapist: “Baby Ryan doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you”
    Baby Ryan:

  • @jasonhatt4295
    @jasonhatt4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to admit, you have such a variety of sponsors, it is amazing!
    ...or maybe I haven't watched enough of your videos yet, I'm gonna do that!
    But I bet you still will have such a variety! It's incredible!

  • @heyhey97777
    @heyhey97777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "I'll make it so that only MY family can be king."
    "But that doesn't seem fair."
    "I do what I want and you can't do anything about it"
    "What if I kill your entire family?"
    "Well that doesn't seem fair, we should punish that"
    "But if I take that crown after you die, then I decide what's fair"
    "This seems a bit corrupt"
    "Oh it is, but we kill people if we say that"
    "So you're going to kill people for saying the truth?"
    "Exactly."
    "Oh my god"

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AxxLAfriku ok tommyinnit

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow wow wow wow wow.
      wow wow.

    • @entersandshrew4230
      @entersandshrew4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like how both sides kind of switched in the middle lol

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@entersandshrew4230 In Improv Comedy, it's called "Status transfer". Or maybe High-low game. Start with one high, one low. Through the scene, reverse status.

  • @Shannon_Vlogs
    @Shannon_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    “A monopoly on legitimate violence” oooooh, somebody is using their political science degree 😂 😂 😂 ...

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @purple potato how do you mean?

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @purple potato Deleted my entire commentary before because I realized I misinterpreted what you said. You are talking about the interpretation of the validity of political violence as seen by libertarians, not that that is the accepted principle. My bad. I am just going to add, though, you may had caught my comment from before that I did study PoliSci and even took a class on political violence.

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interestingly enough, we never studied the ZAP, or perhaps, I don’t recall. To be honest, we studied it from a lot of different “realist” and “liberal” perspectives. (In quotes because I can’t recall every single different name of every theory. There are too many.)

    • @Shannon_Vlogs
      @Shannon_Vlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @purple potato 😃 Glad someone out there is into politics 😊

    • @cabana85
      @cabana85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the mainstream view of political science that in a functioning society someone has a monopoly on legitimate violence, though not necessarily or favorably a monarch.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know for the longest time I always wondered if we'd get a third Ryan in a video. This one gives us 3.5!

  • @jennyboda8421
    @jennyboda8421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m fascinated with how Ryan seems to throw little tidbits of historical accuracy in each of these. These are subliminally surprisingly educational! 😅🤓

  • @snowangelnc
    @snowangelnc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "I figure I could also protect you if anybody invades the land."
    "You're doing that?"
    "Well yeah, but by me I don't mean me personally. I'm planning on getting like thousands and thousands of guys and sending them out to do the actual fighting. Oh yeah, and be ready because I might end up needing you to be one of them."

    • @emmagreen6120
      @emmagreen6120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha, this deserves more likes XD

    • @Kain9996
      @Kain9996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow wow wow... Wow

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, that would only apply to nobles. Drafting peasants is more of a post Napoleon thing.

    • @martingouws3876
      @martingouws3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Minecraftian2345432 Nobles were knights which were like the elite soldiers (generals and lieutenants and commanders and so on), but any average joe could have become a soldier

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martingouws3876 Yes, but in the video the king implies an obligation to join his forces. An average Joe wouldn't be obligated even if he had the option to join. In western Europe anyway. In Italy and Switzerland armies were mostly mercenary companies, so while still not obligated it's a different dynamic.

  • @thevideogamingfreak4360
    @thevideogamingfreak4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    "Kind of sounds like you've given yourself a monopoly on legitimate violence."
    "Yeah, that's a good way to put it."
    Wasn't expecting political science humor in my Ryan George content lol.

    • @9forMortalMen
      @9forMortalMen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Love it. Ryan George being based as heck in this video

    • @HeelBJC
      @HeelBJC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Michigan fan people are taught by their governing power that armed and violent protests are bad because you shouldn't use force to get what you want and should always pursue peaceful methods. Yet, that same governing body gives you a list of rules you're forced to follow under threat of violence and/or incarceration, like it's a normal thing. Therefor, said governing power has taken authority over what is legitimate use of violence and what isn't. A country is essentially a big gang.

    • @9forMortalMen
      @9forMortalMen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@kylecyrus9457 a gang that has convinced the population that as long as it does a little good for the community, it should be allowed to seize the assets of everyone it call its “citizen”.

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@9forMortalMen Some gangs do that. They keep other gangs away and help some businesses in exchange for protection fees and favors.

  • @johnsatan117
    @johnsatan117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite line baby Ryan said was Blood.

  • @Xillians
    @Xillians 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    youtube: "you might like this video"
    Me: "I did! Time to binge *their entire channel*."

  • @failpup2062
    @failpup2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “He told me, didn’t you God?”
    God: [loud sigh]

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was expecting God to appear and look like Ryan. Because Ryan's in His Own image.

    • @yanagelfand4337
      @yanagelfand4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SidneyBroadshead Oooooh, yes! That explains so much!

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SidneyBroadshead I was expecting God Ryan and Angel Ryan to make a cameo again saying either "sure go for it" or "leave me out of this, you know what happens if i ever decide to come back to your world again"
      *Instead we got the devil himself-*

  • @dubleCC
    @dubleCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Next, please do "The First Guy To Ever Pull a Prank".

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just an American, but Ryan George sketches seem to be in a world where everyone is a soft-spoken, conflict-avoiding Canadian. "Sor-ry!"

  • @achillesakanga117
    @achillesakanga117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prince Ryan: BLOOD!!!
    October: DEATH!!!

  • @ahanwadhwana8926
    @ahanwadhwana8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Baby Ryan did a backflip, snapped the king's neck and became the king.

    • @Jrseydevil
      @Jrseydevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This deserves more likes. Nicely done.