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"So, you're taking a perfectly good finished product, just taking a piece out of it for no practical reason just so you can charge people more money for that piece that should have already been included in their original purchase?" "Yeahyeahyeah!" "Hmm..." *1 hour later* "So, you have a business model for me?" "Yes, sir, I do! It's called DLC!"
And now I really want something made out of a mixture of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food colouring, citric acid, and gelatin - also called gummy bears. But then I made a backflip and remembered that I have hidden a box of Anton Berg chocolate filled with marzipan and plum soaked in Madeira. My brain-chemicals are crazy happy right now.
I still can't comprehend how people get quotes wrong from TH-cam videos.. I bring it up every time, you can replay it as many times as you want to hear what is said and yet people still just write whatever they thought they heard one time... Just shouldn't happen.
@@SPFLDAngler You remove the head, limbs, and front of a body and then you preserve the remaining part in formalin or another fixative solution and then you flip it.
What about salt tho? Salt literally doesn't decompose or spoil under _any_ circumstances or conditions, while honey will spoil within a few months if left out in the open Plus salt is tasty, you should try a huge spoonful of that stuff! It makes your body ache in pain but I've heard it's the good kind of pain I think
"so what's this stuff called?" "ice cream" "that sounds quite healthy actually - there's not a lot of sugar in ice OR cream" "oh no, there's a TON of sugar in there too. And then maybe we'll cover it in chocolate and a syrup that's really just concentrated sugar stuff... but with strawberry flavouring!"
"it also has beaver butt..." "Oh my God." "Isn't that right scientist?" "Please let me out" "I do not want to eat that. Anything else that doesn't contain beaver butt and pig skin?"
"I figured we could call this one ice cream" "but why though" "Why what?" "That sounds horrifying naming a sweet food I scream people are gonna think it causes extreme pain for them to eat" "Well no actually it's ICE...CREAM, but yeah no it'll hurt like he'll if you have more than a mouthful at a time a sharp jolt of cold in your head. But it won't make you scream so much of a yell in agony but it'll pass pretty quickly so it's all good"
My favorite concept of the Ryanverse here is that all these Ryan-clones are the last vestiges of humanity, somehow all other humans died out and Ryans are trying to figure out the old human society. that’s why it all feels so arbitrary and disjointed, but they have a technology greater than their ability to understand it
That is genius! And it explains Everything! Similar to the concept of the abandoned children and the technology they are surrounded with in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
@@Ty-vj4wg A word of advice. Do not comment on people like that. It's exactly what they want, as it only makes their shameless plugs easier to find. Instead, report them as undesirable commercial content or spam.
@@Felixr2 No, they don’t respond anyway so it really shouldn’t matter. This best thing to do is write a comment that will make them feel like shit. That way, they might not do this again.
Actually Sugar Rush is a myth partially supported by a placebo effect. Your body does not in anyway attempt to burn excess sugar energy ... it just stores it which is why it makes you fat in the first place.
@@Devilsprodigy99 I am one hoopy Frood. I am a guy who knows where his cheesecloth is at. I am the very model of the Baller Emanthaler. I camembert, I saw, Icon curd.
The bee regurgitation thing is a common misconception. Honey bees have separate 'pocket' near their mouth they carry nectar and honey in - it never enters a bee's digestive system (mouth, stomach, etc)
@@Gopo. being verified and having lots of subs don't guarantee comment likes and answers! Most videos top comments aren't even from verified people. I guess it does help the algorithm, but at the end of the day what counts is how good your comment is (relatable, smart, funny, etc). This comment is very niche so I didn't expect to get many likes, after all, I'm citing a youtube video from 12 years ago
@@opedromagico yea but once I saw some verified say hi and they usually get loads of likes, either they got 5000+.. Top comments are usually verified people and sometimes normal people. So I was expecting a little more likes
So the meal starts with sweet stuff, then transitions to other sweet stuff, then ends with more sweet stuff. Ohhhh, that sounds unbalanced. Oh, it is, especially since you're supposed to eat it after you've finished a meal... Oh! But it's okay since it releases a fun chemical in your brain. You mean like drugs? Yes, exactly like drugs! But at least it has nutritional value, right? Yes. Phew. That kind of makes it a little bett- A miniscule amount that is easily outweighed by its downsides. ...Oh. Well, um, what kind of downsides does it have? Well you'll feel energetic... That's not the worst downsi- Then you'll suddenly crash and become lethargic. Oh. Yeah, and it's highly addictive too. Because of the brain chemical? Because of the brain chemical. Also it's very unhealthy due to this new thing I added called "sugar". Well can't you just remove it? But that would get rid of the fun brain chemical. Ah, understandable, brain chemicals are very fun, but won't it be hard to get people to want to eat an extremely unhealthy meal that is known to cause addiction, and all after finishing a meal? Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Oh really? Yeah, you see the brain chemical is so addictive that people will disregard the numerous downsides with this meal. Wow wow wow, wow. Yeah, everyone is going to love this meal! Well, I think that's a bit unrealistic. Yeah, maybe you're right. *Cut to the headline of an article covering the booming desserts industry*
@@100rapids Ryan George did a series known as "Pitch Meetings" for a channel called Screen Rant (they got their own channel now), and this is the same format. tl;dr Search up Pitch Meetings.
Hemlock is pretty fuckin natural. Kills you dead as shit. Same with oleander. And castor beans and cherry pits. Apple seeds. Apricots pits. Lots of stuff.
Marketing ploy. Everything is 'natural'. Even plastic can be considered 'natural' because it comes from natural black, gooey, ground stuff. Can't get more natural than that. :)
Have you ever been deep in the forest? Full of filthy animals and insects. All those trees? Been pooped and peed on for decades without a powerwashing. The Bigfoots don't even wear masks despite the COVID, even. 😬
@@stevenbobbybills actually, as long as the teat is cleaned before milking, and the containers are sterilized before milking, and the animal isnt infected with anything that transfers through milk, raw milk is fine when handled correctly, and its totally not gross at all. Its actually quite good. I consumed strictly that at home for about 6 months when i was a child once and it was really good, and the milk at school didnt compare at all.
Hey Ryan in all seriousness I want you to know that your video literally bring light to my life. Thank you for the regular mental health boost. Take care. You're amazing.
Cutting out dessert food (candy, ice cream, all junk food etc) was literally harder for me than kicking an 8 year long addiction to drugs. This video is pretty spot on.
Well, it doesn’t really come from the stomach, but a second sack that adds enzymes to turn the nectar into honey. They use their mouth to regurgitate it, though.
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Cool, very nice
U can’t escape the hi
ok
first
Lol nice
*Brain:* “That IS right I’ve decided!”
Hello person click is stalking
:0 one topic
OT! Hi! How is it in Canada?
Hey there OT!
Y e s
I am still waiting for the day when he says: Hello I'm the Adstronaut and I'm here to talk to you about the Ad-Vengers Initiative
Coming soon: Ad-Vengers Pitch Meeting.
Will he join a team with the Adcheologist and the Adcountant?
Hey, I’m Captain Ad-merica, The First Ad-Venger.
First guy to sing:
"I'm just going to scream random sounds, and the sound I'm making is good, I decided."
We need this
Yeah we need this
Totally
"With the right combination of high and low tones we release a noise that pleases the ear" (to specific?)
@@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 perfect lol
I love that in all the “First Guy” videos, the characters have an in-depth knowledge of everything but the subject
@Ace Liddic well this guy didn’t seem too against the idea of dessert though
@@dylansickinger545a true treath to enjoy would be world peace. I'd eat anything if it made us all stop harming each other 😢
@@youtubestudiosucks978what
I am your 1000th like
@@Dbfpr23thanks kevin i fr forgot about this i didnt know it had 1k 😭😭
Well now I'm hungry for boiled bone stuff
A verified channel with less then 100 likes and 0 comments?
@@astrolinn well now there’s 3
Why do I keep seeing you every where?
I still remember the day that I found out how gummy bears were made. Waste not want not I guess. *shivers*
I kinda want some of that bee regurgitation myself.
"Food goes to the stomach, but dessert goes to the heart." Literally.
And it can cause some pretty nasty stuff while it's there, that's not nice at all
I think that's why too sugar can make your heart stop
and thighs
jsjejajajajajajajsjjJajajajajajaj
Technically coronary artery, but close enough.
“So why do these one have holes?”
“Well I thought we could just sell those separately.”
“We’re selling these now?”
“Yeah yeah yeah.”
"So, you're taking a perfectly good finished product, just taking a piece out of it for no practical reason just so you can charge people more money for that piece that should have already been included in their original purchase?"
"Yeahyeahyeah!"
"Hmm..."
*1 hour later*
"So, you have a business model for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do! It's called DLC!"
Ah yes, EA donuts
Timbits?
@@Jordan-vc4cn um actually donuts have holes in them so that the inside can cook as evenly as the outside
@Justin Bright how is that a whoosh I knew that he was joking
I'm 100% convinced that Ryan just made this video so he could eat sweets.
@@crazygamerboy-cgb8858 🖤
Ah, making a whole video to justify sugar consumption is tight!
@@jordansweet8054 yayaya but turns out if you eat too much you get diabetes so its not that tight
"Oh, very rude"
"Ugh, I need to make a video but I'm reaaally craving a donut - wait a second..."
Yeah?
“I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept” is literally my go to line from here on out.
Your profile picture makes me uncomfortable
@@WhyWouldiKnow- anime but in real life
@@WhyWouldiKnow- i cannot stress how little this matters to her concept
@@kwilesvolleyball2028 geez you don’t have to be toxic
@@WhyWouldiKnow- sorry it was a bad attempt at being funny
"So he's the one who started it all? I'm going to sue him too!"
- Barry B. Benson
Seinfeld bees are TIGHT
Yeah yeah
Au Natrual BABY!
Bay bee
That reminded me of the Adspace alien in one of his Manscaped ad reads.
Proverbs 24:13
My son, eat thou honey, because it is good; and the honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste.
Alien, baby!
@TheFluteChannel, lol I've seen you in Twoset videos
This video is highly inaccurate, no way the science guy would get bossed around, he's got the most commanding mustache in the room.
That’s why his family is being threatened.
@@Judge-1964 Hmm I don't know...his whole family probably has commanding mustaches aswell
@@joeltheowl3299 Yeah but you don't know that for sure
@@datawave_gd Well neither do you so I'm gonna need you to get ALLL the way off my back about the specifics of this joke okay?
@@joeltheowl3299 Ohhhh! Referencing a channel that Ryan makes content for is TIGHT.
“Ya know despite having that information I still would like to eat a lot of it.”
I feel attacked
Good old addiction
This feels more like: "The First Guy to Ever Discover Sugar"
The more I think about it, the more this looks like the origin story of a villain. His name would most likely be 'Diabeto'.
@@nicholaskinkaid Are ya thinking what I'm thinking, massive?
@@nicholaskinkaid I wonder how he could be defeated...
@@nicholaskinkaid "Diabeto" damn smooth
@@presidentcademitchell2062 He can be defeated by the mystic far eastern art of In Su Lin.
I have always wanted to know what Ryan's universe was like before certain people started doing certain things.
“The first guy to do anything”
before they did anything, it was just a buncha Ryans going around saying "hi there hello"
The first guy to discover that something rather than nothing was happening
@@d33p345 so it was Oblivion
@@bkb757 “The first guy to do”
"How can you eat more food"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience "
_sigh_
If only... qwq
🤣
R1: But I'm full.
R2: I cannot stress how little that matters to that concept.
Great video!
And now I really want something made out of a mixture of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food colouring, citric acid, and gelatin - also called gummy bears. But then I made a backflip and remembered that I have hidden a box of Anton Berg chocolate filled with marzipan and plum soaked in Madeira.
My brain-chemicals are crazy happy right now.
I still can't comprehend how people get quotes wrong from TH-cam videos.. I bring it up every time, you can replay it as many times as you want to hear what is said and yet people still just write whatever they thought they heard one time... Just shouldn't happen.
@@glacieractivity you made a backflip?.... how do you "make" a backflip?...
@@SPFLDAngler You remove the head, limbs, and front of a body and then you preserve the remaining part in formalin or another fixative solution and then you flip it.
The second guys full name is R2G2.
Every day, one out of every one Science Guy is affected by domestic abuse. Donate to your local Science Guy charity to help the cause.
Exactly! Not enough people are talking about this occurrence
F
I agree
So we pay to enslabe more science guys?
@Lando Lastname: Nah, he'd just take a payoff from Monsanto to change his opinion on GMOs - he's also an engineer, not a scientist per se :)
The first guy to ever use transport.
The first guy to ever make electricity.
I wanna see him make "First guy to ever hang a mistletoe."
He will have to dress as Benjamin Franklin.
Wow, The second one would be shocking!
First guy to milk a cow 🐄 😳
The first guy to ever study with and become a Jehovah's Witness.
Fun Fact: Honey is the only food product that will never go bad.
What about salt tho? Salt literally doesn't decompose or spoil under _any_ circumstances or conditions, while honey will spoil within a few months if left out in the open
Plus salt is tasty, you should try a huge spoonful of that stuff! It makes your body ache in pain but I've heard it's the good kind of pain I think
@@theonebman7581 sir you are
*D E R A N G E D*
@@ThatGuyRNA >:3
FAR from the only food product. but one of them.
@@theonebman7581 Salt is a rock
Science guy: "This is no joke he threatend my family for animal skin"
*joke. He
*threatened
*skin."
@@alvallac2171 Nobody likes Grammar Nazis.
"so what's this stuff called?"
"ice cream"
"that sounds quite healthy actually - there's not a lot of sugar in ice OR cream"
"oh no, there's a TON of sugar in there too. And then maybe we'll cover it in chocolate and a syrup that's really just concentrated sugar stuff... but with strawberry flavouring!"
"So how did you get this"
Cow sweating in the backround
@@theblindguy9623 "How did you get cows to make this?!"
@@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 “so basically i went under it-“
"it also has beaver butt..."
"Oh my God."
"Isn't that right scientist?"
"Please let me out"
"I do not want to eat that. Anything else that doesn't contain beaver butt and pig skin?"
"I figured we could call this one ice cream" "but why though"
"Why what?"
"That sounds horrifying naming a sweet food I scream people are gonna think it causes extreme pain for them to eat"
"Well no actually it's ICE...CREAM, but yeah no it'll hurt like he'll if you have more than a mouthful at a time a sharp jolt of cold in your head. But it won't make you scream so much of a yell in agony but it'll pass pretty quickly so it's all good"
My favorite concept of the Ryanverse here is that all these Ryan-clones are the last vestiges of humanity, somehow all other humans died out and Ryans are trying to figure out the old human society. that’s why it all feels so arbitrary and disjointed, but they have a technology greater than their ability to understand it
This just got dark
Woah that's wacky, wacky like a SCIENCE GUY
@@szymonanonim7214 Well that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it
@@szymonanonim7214 Gosh your right, I just blinked and now it's 8 pm!
That is genius! And it explains Everything! Similar to the concept of the abandoned children and the technology they are surrounded with in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
"They just kind of REGURGITATE it!"
"Oh. Oh my go-."
lol
Wow! You watched the video! Great job!
"I can not stress how little that matters to this concept"- basically everyone in the Ryanverse
Me: *choking on a donut*
Ryan: I'm calling this choking I decided
That’s why they have a hole
@@AxxLAfriku bro I saw u on another video just stfu bro
@@AxxLAfrikuYou are everywhere? Do think people give a shit or will sub to you?
@@Ty-vj4wg A word of advice. Do not comment on people like that. It's exactly what they want, as it only makes their shameless plugs easier to find. Instead, report them as undesirable commercial content or spam.
@@Felixr2 No, they don’t respond anyway so it really shouldn’t matter. This best thing to do is write a comment that will make them feel like shit. That way, they might not do this again.
Wacky science guy: He threatened my family you gotta help me
People in the Ryan world: woah that is wacky science guy
They only just had a person rob a bank give them time to catch on that bad things happen.
@@generalharness8266 lol
Am I the only one that likes the AHHH he does
@@randomblondedude evrybody likes that
Ryan I feel like I don't understand this I decided
2:22 I love this line so much
It’s pretty good despite the bone, thing?
I made jello from scratch before. I boiled down 10 lbs of chicken feet
@@chefjamesmacinnis good for you
That's what she said
@@chefjamesmacinnis And you scratched yourself with the chicken feet?
@@chefjamesmacinnis How much gelatin you get from 10lbs?
“Oh your gonna like this a lot I thought we could call it good brown stuff”
-A man with great tastes in names
I think the world would be a much better place if everything had logical names like that
So get off my back about it. All the way off.
And great taste in sweets
@@Jojo-on7pk Right person-responding-to-other-person-saying-things-about-youtube-video?
To distinguish it from bad brown stuff, very logical
"How did you get bees to do that?" 😂😂😂😂
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience. They just kind of regurgitate it."
Memories of the high school biology teacher lauding the benefits of bee vomit. It beats being processed at the other end, right?
Bees go BLEEEEEGGGHHHH
@@raisukrusa "oh- my god"
hey, its the guy who posts Jordan Peterson content, good job dude
Has anyone else realized that Ryan has basically made a career out of being Captain Obvious? XD
Now that he has shown it was a viable career path its so obviously "super easy barely an inconvenience"
And talking to himself.
OH, being Captain Obvious is TIGHT!
Pointing out truths that people don't usually think about is one of the main things comedians do
Why when he said “Wacky Science Guy” Bill Nye popped into my head
Literally same tho...I half expected to see Bill Nye jus appear there...😂😂😂
because you forgot about "Beakman's World"
The Wacky Science Guy looked exactly like I thought he would. Fake moustache and all.
Same
RIP Bill Nye 🙏 😢
Sugar: **exists**
Eyes: "I feel like I don't need to blink anymore."
Actually Sugar Rush is a myth partially supported by a placebo effect. Your body does not in anyway attempt to burn excess sugar energy ... it just stores it which is why it makes you fat in the first place.
@@metazoxan2 plus, even as the myths lore goes, it’s not enough for sugar to exist to cause the alleged rush, you need to actually eat it
It’s sugar not cocaine
The only white powder that gives you energy is actually illegal.
(Coke. I'm talking about coke.)
Made the likes 888
"The First Person to open a Daycare" would be funny as hell
There would be so many baby Ryans in that one. I know they're monstrous, but I think baby Ryans are cute
“Excuse me, sir? Can you pay me to take your child?”
Give me your children for the workday please
Oh and also some money would be nice
@@c.i.t.yenglish I am so glad you said "cute" instead of "tight" ngl.
@@KillerCaitie he should have though
“Yea I had a science gu-”
*BilL NyE The SiEnce Guy*
I n e r t i a i s a p r o p e r t y o f m a t t e r
?
BILL BILL BILL BILL
*BilL NyE YoUr MoM's A GuY*
@@Pacsma w-wHa-At? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Good brown stuff” is how I’m referring to chocolate from now on
i think they were brownies
As long as you call poop "bad brown stuff".
@@CasepbX 😂
@@CasepbX Who says it's bad?
What's chocolate?
Oh threatening a scientist’s life and family to make candy is TIGHT
Yeah it was also super easy barely an inconvenience
And doughnuts!
"Despite having that information now, I would still like to eat a lot of it."
This couldn't sum up my relationship with food better.
“Wow, that was a tasty- I enjoyed the food”
Ryan George
2020
“It must be pretty difficult to keep eating since I’m full.”
“It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
- oh really?
- yes! Just put sugar in the food
- wow wow wow
This food I'm eating with sugar is *T I G H T*
In the Netherlands:
"What if we kept eating, but just cheese?"
"You meunster!"
Sounds gouda to me
@@TheNightSpy We make the same edam jokes every time cheese comes up. I'd lacto think we're cheddar than that.
@@brucebaker810 That comment was nothing but net. *swiss*
@@Devilsprodigy99 I am one hoopy Frood. I am a guy who knows where his cheesecloth is at. I am the very model of the Baller Emanthaler.
I camembert,
I saw,
Icon curd.
I love how the wacky science guy put a fake mustache on top of his real mustache.
It's how you know he is important
The bee regurgitation thing is a common misconception.
Honey bees have separate 'pocket' near their mouth they carry nectar and honey in - it never enters a bee's digestive system (mouth, stomach, etc)
Yes, but there's a bunch of other parts of a bee's body that goes into honey making.
@@flameofthephoenix8395 And it's delicious.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 I suppose that's dependent on the taste of the beholder.
@@flameofthephoenix8395 I can't imagine too many people exist that don't like honey
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Sad then that I'm one of them. I guess that makes me weird.
"How'd you get bees to make this stuff?"
"Well they just kind of regurgitated"
"Welp, I'm out"
If he's out, I'm in.
@@AvenFurness Well if he's out I'm out
@@samuelontiveroscabrera2941 well if you're out, I'm in
If he's out, in out too
@@pvshka you son of a gun. I'm in.
"Is hard to get diabetes after eating this desert"
"actually its super easy barely an inconvenience"
Wow wow wow
Wow
I need to know where this reference comes from
@@tracks6984 Pleaaasee,me too!
@@anasofiaruizgallego895 it's from pitch meeting on screenrant
@@augustisalittleman THANK YOU
“Isn’t that right brain?”
🧠-Yes
Brain: "Eat more of the Good Brown Stuff"
Left brain: am I a joke to you?
@@luuketaylor
Your comedy gold, sir 🏅
I think my favourite thing he does is the little stuttering interruption he does to his own sentence lol it makes the conversations feel real 😏
“He threatened my family!”
“Wow he is wacky”
“We’ve all seen baby Ryan he’d have to be crazy to like him”
“I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept.” 😭😂😂
First guy to eat soup.
‘It’s like regular food, but it’s half digested already.”
I took food and dilluted it.
I love how he explains his sponsors in a fun way so that I am actually willing to watch them
"So, you have a sweet food for me?"
"Yes sir I do"
Sweet food is tight.
"But isn't this hard to make?"
"No, it's actually pretty easy, barely an inconvenience."
@@Ender11037 Wow wow wow wow!
"Yeah but these products are gonna probably kill a lot of people."
"Oh, whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
"It's called ice cream" "i scream?" "No ice cream" "doesn't sound like good marketing" "well, debatable"
1:10 - this "wooow" reminds me so much of charlie the unicorn haha
How does this 600k subscribers dude have no replies and one like?
@@Gopo. 🤷♂️
I honestly don’t know, well lucky for me to be the third reply
@@Gopo. being verified and having lots of subs don't guarantee comment likes and answers! Most videos top comments aren't even from verified people. I guess it does help the algorithm, but at the end of the day what counts is how good your comment is (relatable, smart, funny, etc). This comment is very niche so I didn't expect to get many likes, after all, I'm citing a youtube video from 12 years ago
@@opedromagico yea but once I saw some verified say hi and they usually get loads of likes, either they got 5000+.. Top comments are usually verified people and sometimes normal people. So I was expecting a little more likes
Best part is when his mustache on top of his mustache starts to fall off
“So, you have a meal for me?”
“Yes sir, I do.”
So the meal starts with sweet stuff, then transitions to other sweet stuff, then ends with more sweet stuff.
Ohhhh, that sounds unbalanced.
Oh, it is, especially since you're supposed to eat it after you've finished a meal...
Oh!
But it's okay since it releases a fun chemical in your brain.
You mean like drugs?
Yes, exactly like drugs!
But at least it has nutritional value, right?
Yes.
Phew. That kind of makes it a little bett-
A miniscule amount that is easily outweighed by its downsides.
...Oh. Well, um, what kind of downsides does it have?
Well you'll feel energetic...
That's not the worst downsi-
Then you'll suddenly crash and become lethargic.
Oh.
Yeah, and it's highly addictive too.
Because of the brain chemical?
Because of the brain chemical. Also it's very unhealthy due to this new thing I added called "sugar".
Well can't you just remove it?
But that would get rid of the fun brain chemical.
Ah, understandable, brain chemicals are very fun, but won't it be hard to get people to want to eat an extremely unhealthy meal that is known to cause addiction, and all after finishing a meal?
Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?
Yeah, you see the brain chemical is so addictive that people will disregard the numerous downsides with this meal.
Wow wow wow, wow.
Yeah, everyone is going to love this meal!
Well, I think that's a bit unrealistic.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
*Cut to the headline of an article covering the booming desserts industry*
@@Interestking are you on drugs
@@100rapids no. suger
@@100rapids Ryan George did a series known as "Pitch Meetings" for a channel called Screen Rant (they got their own channel now), and this is the same format.
tl;dr Search up Pitch Meetings.
How come the sciene guy has been kept hostage when he has the most commanding moustache in the room
*kicking water and splashing*
Me: you know....you know there’s a giant hole in the top of the shoe for water to go in, right?
Each shoe can hold one foot of water.
@@brucebaker810 *Flip-flops entered the chat*
Haha I forgot I said this
Theory confirmed Ryan just did this video to eat a free desert
Yeah he used it to buy $100 of candies as a tax write off
@@LucyWest370 just what I thought
To have a tax write off for donuts
Ryan's girlfriend: stop eating sweets!
Ryan: it's for a video I'm shooting I decided
Gf: well OK then!
I love how Ryan's eyes don't blink purposely each time he eats a new thing to fit with what he says about not needing too. So good.
"He threatened my family, you've gotta help me!"
"Whoa...... that was pretty wacky."
This is the content I come for 😂😂😂
"Hi there, I'm a wet sock and I'm just the worst..."
Lol I just watched that part as I read this 😂
The first guy to ever get ripped wishes he could eat that
*"I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept."* I gotta start using that.
Then the Science Guy did a back flip snapped the Crazy Guy's neck and saved the day.
... and his family!😄
No sweets is not a saved day in my reality.
Oh. Please let that be true!
Ryan george deserves this sponsorship money and I'm glad he's getting it
"I can't see your brain"
One of the best skits by Ryan.
Have we done ‘the first guy to ever exist’ yet? I feel like we need to see the beginning of the Ryanverse
Unnecessary origin stories are TIGHT!
Bold of you to assume the Ryan's appeared before the rest of humanity
And not after
"He threatened my family. You gotta help me"
"He's such a wacky science guy"
"Whoaa...
That was pretty wacky"
"Aaah"
@Mikky Renee berd reference??
When you realize that something being natural usually makes it more gross.
Hemlock is pretty fuckin natural. Kills you dead as shit. Same with oleander. And castor beans and cherry pits. Apple seeds. Apricots pits. Lots of stuff.
Marketing ploy. Everything is 'natural'. Even plastic can be considered 'natural' because it comes from natural black, gooey, ground stuff. Can't get more natural than that. :)
For example, unprocessed milk straight from a cow, versus pasteurised milk used in a milkshake or cheese.
Have you ever been deep in the forest? Full of filthy animals and insects. All those trees? Been pooped and peed on for decades without a powerwashing. The Bigfoots don't even wear masks despite the COVID, even. 😬
@@stevenbobbybills actually, as long as the teat is cleaned before milking, and the containers are sterilized before milking, and the animal isnt infected with anything that transfers through milk, raw milk is fine when handled correctly, and its totally not gross at all. Its actually quite good. I consumed strictly that at home for about 6 months when i was a child once and it was really good, and the milk at school didnt compare at all.
Missed opportunity to have him actually be able to see the other guy’s brain at the end from the sugar high
Hey Ryan in all seriousness I want you to know that your video literally bring light to my life. Thank you for the regular mental health boost. Take care. You're amazing.
This is the only channel I've found that just by seeing a thumbnail puts a big smile on my face. Wow wow wow.
I like all the sounds he has made with his face.
Wow
"Whyd you shape them like worms?"
"No idea"
"Hes insane"
"Hey now"
Surprisingly very funny scene despite being so simple 😅😅
I love the sign in the background that says 'Hi there hello'
You know a line is pure gold when it's followed by "i decided"
I've decided 😂
Ah yes, the classic Ryanverse character, Bill Ry the science guy.
Not wry. Wacky. Frasier wry. Carrottop wacky. Scienceguy wacky.
Buffalo buffalo.
The only guy who makes me watch ads with a smile.
"I'm a wet sock" is just fantastic 👌
The "hi there hello" sign in the back is a great detail
Breaking news: Twitter is trending with a hastag justice for science guy.
Facebook is putting science filters in responce. #WePrayForScienceGuy
Ryan's videos are super easy, barely an inconvenience to watch.
2:58 - The line delivery on "Baby" is my favourite part of today.
"How did you get the bees to do that?"
"Super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
“Yeah, yeah, good food that we’re finished eating.” - Ryan 2020
(Best quote ever)
Looks like someone wanted to comment something early, yet knew nothing about the video yet, so he commented a random quote from the beginning
@@liavhanegbi2729 shh... don’t share my secret!
Me: Doing stuff in online school
Ryan: Hi hello, I am going to post a new video I decided
Me: Aw dang it *Logs off zoom as discreetly as possible*
Watching this while eating sweet stuff is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Same
“WET SEASON is coming!”
- House George’s house words (probably)
WET SEASON is TIGHT
Reminds me if an anime
The first guy to ever tell a joke.
The first guy to ever talk to himself.
Ryan's shares in sugar stock just skyrocketed. Say that 5 times fast.
congratulations! you've broken the world
that 5 times fast.
@@RetroBlockade well played
@@RetroBlockade 😆
@@RetroBlockade No; It's "that that that that that".
Lol 😂😂
"You cant frolic in boots"
Sir, you cant. I skip, dance, work and play in my Muck boots
"They just kind of regurgitate it"
We can call it "pukey".
Pukey-roasted ham.
Pukeynut Cheerios...
Cutting out dessert food (candy, ice cream, all junk food etc) was literally harder for me than kicking an 8 year long addiction to drugs. This video is pretty spot on.
"The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert."
SWEET!
Seeing Ryan's videos each week is truly a treat.
I will never dessert this video
And the endings are definitely a trick. 😋
"uh that's so good, what is it?"
- "bee vomit"
Oh let's not get started on alcohol and baked goods-
Well, it doesn’t really come from the stomach, but a second sack that adds enzymes to turn the nectar into honey.
They use their mouth to regurgitate it, though.
I like ur vids
So do i
You are first!
I like your comment
Me too)
Everyone does
He needs to get at 10 million, I’ve decided
First guy to start a fire: hey I’ve been rubbing sticks together for 20 minutes and now I have a glowy thing
Yes I need that in my life
Whoa a glowy thing? How’ya get that?
Try touching it
@@srijanumesh5355 *touches it* ow that hurts! Oh it’s on me
@@WarCows Why did you even start rubbing sticks together for 20 minutes in the first place?
I think my favourite comedic touch he does is the little stumbling, self-interruption thing. It’s real feeling haha
Going to call honey “bee vomit” from now on
Apian vomitus