The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

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  • @urbanwimberly2550
    @urbanwimberly2550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4945

    I love the fact that all of the money is just sitting there out in the open because no one has ever tried to take it before.

    • @GatekeeperDatuck
      @GatekeeperDatuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      When I visited Gibraltar a number of years ago, the security guys didn't use a Brink's truck. They used a shopping cart. The money was all right there. There is no real way to escape with the money, so the security is more relaxed.

    • @OverdriveGamesAnime
      @OverdriveGamesAnime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@GatekeeperDatuck sounds like a challenge

    • @furmal86
      @furmal86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That what happen in real life my dad worked in middle east for a long time he told me gold markets or shops used to be without security guards but after the immigration started they had to secure the gold.

    • @prestonbarr2358
      @prestonbarr2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's not ALL of the money. They have a box for that. It's just the _display_ money.

  • @halfdog6479
    @halfdog6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    The ending was the best part hahaha, "guess we should put a little chain on those pens moving foreward", canned myself.

    • @ThePikPals
      @ThePikPals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I actually believe this is why they did that in the first place.

    • @keithwiechart7744
      @keithwiechart7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I totally saw that ending coming after he took the pen. It's a bank, pens have chains, that's probably why.

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ThePikPals bank robbers failing to steal money so they resort to stealing pens out of spite.

    • @heartofthewild680
      @heartofthewild680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Meanwhile at other banks: “we should assume everyone is going to want to keep these pens, and make sure we have enough for everyone to take one”

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    “Do you need anything whilst I’m out?”
    “Sandwich”
    This style of humour hits me the hardest

    • @SD-pc4od
      @SD-pc4od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      With a pretty big pickle in it?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well, the cop would be stopping off at a Tim Horton's on the way over to the money-taking. and it's just polite.

    • @bdbthemodesttree8654
      @bdbthemodesttree8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brucebaker810 if he's going to Tim Horton's, I want TimBits! None for @Graystillplays but maybe some for Spleens!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bdbthemodesttree8654 It's a Spratt Family Solution.
      Cops get the donuts. You get the donut holes.
      And Soby Twix damn bars Uhu piece
      Dalekked...They planned for Spleen.

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Ok love you, bye”.

  • @TristanPignon
    @TristanPignon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Yes hello, yes of course I am French"
    For anyone wondering

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @masroorahmadbani1712
      @masroorahmadbani1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you very much

    • @ZaDussault
      @ZaDussault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With a try hard french accent because he's from Quebec and not France :p

    • @badradish2116
      @badradish2116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont get it :(

    • @TristanPignon
      @TristanPignon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@badradish2116 I just translated the moment Ryan spoke French. It's funny because he's Canadian, from Québec actually, so not French aha

  • @stankydripp
    @stankydripp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Sir, This money doesn't belong to you"
    "I know that, I know that, But, See, I'd like it too"
    "Understandable, Have a great day"

  • @theukkiller3765
    @theukkiller3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how nord vpn is always in the “first guy” series pretty much every time

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty much

    • @q8599
      @q8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @theukkiller3765
      @theukkiller3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I posted this less that 2 minutes ago how the hell do I have like 40 likes

    • @tristankendrick2582
      @tristankendrick2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's also that blanket company that the astronaut keeps ordering from

    • @Minospw
      @Minospw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just realized that

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the money isn't even behind a vault. He could just distract the tellers/manager. grab a handful and leave.
    -"I guess that's alarming." Well, it should be. It's an alarm.
    "The money place." This is a world with plenty of inventions and concepts, but no sounds for them. That never ceases to amaze me.
    -I love the conversation revolving around the mask. Of course, they look nothing alike. One has a double mustache and the other doesn't.
    -I'm glad the pen wasn't forgotten in the skit.
    -I'm noticing that almost every skit ends with and ironic, "Okay."

  • @michelleelks4816
    @michelleelks4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the "I decided" line.

  • @fay4242
    @fay4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Let me ask you something, does he have the exact same face as you?"
    "No I didn't see any resemblance."
    🤔😂

  • @LukeRayn
    @LukeRayn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:05 Nothing related to the amazing acting skills Ryan has showed us, but he did very good with French pronunciation!
    Have a nice day all!

  • @marvelthunderzee
    @marvelthunderzee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first Ryan George video I ever saw

  • @tantris2876
    @tantris2876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how this actually connects to the punching video and the kidnapping video

  • @ReverseSkeleton
    @ReverseSkeleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This like some kind of Truman Show level insanity, but it's a world inhabited only by day old clones of the same guy.
    It's amazing.

  • @SleepyVampArt
    @SleepyVampArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nord-VPN? Wow, this makes my criminal job a lot less difficult for sure."

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Police guy: Okay well I'm going to head there now. Do you want me to get anything on the way?
    Bank guy: Sandwich!

  • @jatom6996
    @jatom6996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those banker dudes “get” fiat currency

  • @whaynewatson299
    @whaynewatson299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is really good 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 Okay, that really threw me for a loop lol

  • @billvigus3719
    @billvigus3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like a screenplay for how the government works

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the “sandwich”!

  • @tyrannosauruszeppelin2205
    @tyrannosauruszeppelin2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''If I know what this guy looks like, I could track him down later,''' says the police officer, not realizing he lives in a world where everybody has the same face.

  • @eugenepabst343
    @eugenepabst343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He forgot the violins🤔

  • @ill4570
    @ill4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh this is the ultimate way to defend getting robbed

  • @dacallp
    @dacallp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how everything is so passive-aggressive xD

  • @Gamer12051
    @Gamer12051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah, maybe they should also put a little chain on all the moneys

  • @quinnmiller1468
    @quinnmiller1468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    First person to rob a semen bank: robber: give me people's children please
    "Banker": oh but these aren't your children
    Robber: but I want them to be my children

  • @phroged2255
    @phroged2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That french accent at the end was very good actually

  • @hironome807
    @hironome807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: the first people to rob a bank was Jesse and Frank James in February 13 1886

  • @a2falcone
    @a2falcone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Up until 0:49, he could've been the first to ask a bank for a loan.

  • @Casta2
    @Casta2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:55 its the closest Ive seen a character from breaking the 4th wall.

  • @K9W
    @K9W 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him : Advertises NordVPN
    Me : has a 2 year Subscription account that I bought for £0.25 on a discord server

  • @rexyadav5180
    @rexyadav5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am waiting for " First guy ever to start a bank"

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hilarious thing is that everyone has probably taken a pen from a bank in one point in their life!

  • @LiquidArmProduction
    @LiquidArmProduction ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this just klay world if the klaymen evolved into Ryan George?

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First guy to sell a gun.
    Gun salesman: " Hello, welcome to my shop. "
    Guy 2: " What do you sell here, I couldn't read the sign. "
    Salesman: " I sell guns which are these things you hold in your hand that shoot little metal projectiles and they go into your skin and hurt and can possibly kill you depending on where it goes. And I'm calling the metal thingies bullets, I've decided. "
    Guy 2: " Ouch, why would I do that to myself? "
    Salesman: " Oh no, it's generally meant to shoot at other people. Like, the police use it to take down criminals that run, they've decided. "
    Guy 2: " Well can't the criminals just dodge the bullets? "
    Salesman: " No, actually they go really fast so as long as you can aim well, hitting things is super easy, barely an inconvencience. "
    Guy 2: " Well do you have to be a police officer to use one? I don't get it. "
    Salesman: " No, you just need to be old enough and have a license. "
    Guy 2: " Oh, I think I have one of those. I'd like to buy a gun please. "
    Salesman: "Okay. But you have to wait a few days."
    Guy 2: "Okay. Wow, this is gonna make robbing banks and running from cops a lot easier."

  • @sherryw6174
    @sherryw6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the police officer didn't say "love you, bye." :'(

  • @s3lfFish
    @s3lfFish ปีที่แล้ว

    The first guy to invent property and money and therefore forcing people to work for something that was free and to create repression for those being forced to steal for they were robbed at birth, are forced into slavery to work for them, and are found guilty of not having enough food, the same food stolen by the same masters

  • @braydenbrown8214
    @braydenbrown8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    R.I.P pen like last week- 10 seconds ago

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem ปีที่แล้ว

    Did people actually steal the pens at banks so often that they had to chain them to the counter?

  • @romicabhatia5519
    @romicabhatia5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15249

    I love how understanding and logical everyone is in the Ryanverse.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

      It's Canada.

    • @ColdNekoAngel
      @ColdNekoAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      @@TheGuardDuck
      That makes sense.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      You should see the ones with Julie Nolke. Both Canadians, pretending to have the most polite divorce of all time!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@mr.e7541 You mean, the Ryan's are all just alien clones pretending to be human???

    • @bingus5723
      @bingus5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheGuardDuck would be a good explanation

  • @figo3554
    @figo3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3779

    "This hand thing really fast."
    "Put him in a room."
    As yes, references.

    • @ryanmartin674
      @ryanmartin674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      He missed an opportunity for pickles when telling the cop he wanted a sandwich

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      : )

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Hey, those are things from the those other videos!

    • @Egurius3
      @Egurius3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jacobd1984 They sure are, sir! :)

    • @zachariahkindle8926
      @zachariahkindle8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What is "the hand thing really fast" from?

  • @cadenceframe2141
    @cadenceframe2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11016

    I feel like the social hierarchy of the Ryan-verse is based on mustache size.

  • @Skarix
    @Skarix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    The repeated “this guy is good” lines are just gold sprinkled onto an amazing sketch!

    • @enzoeijsermans4161
      @enzoeijsermans4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This guys good

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is good.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its called a call back.

    • @greG_thE_kraB
      @greG_thE_kraB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So is I decided I love it when he says that

    • @prifax1995
      @prifax1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Spoilers*

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6813

    I love how everyone in this universe is simultaneously very polite, and very stupid

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Canada in a nutshell

    • @giovannapxiiee
      @giovannapxiiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@CONGTHEGUERILLA The USA has the stupid part tho

    • @ChillyCucumber
      @ChillyCucumber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@giovannapxiiee What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.

    • @giovannapxiiee
      @giovannapxiiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ChillyCucumber fr fr 😭

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ChillyCucumber they don’t teach you geography in Canada? So sad, I expected more.

  • @gangshenanigans7806
    @gangshenanigans7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5255

    I’m waiting for the prequel: first guy to start a bank.
    “Hey, I’m gonna take all of your money for a while, ok?”

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Then hoard all your gold silver and jewels while printing out more worthless notes than we have gold to “lend” out to strangers which they must return in gold _plus_ interest thereby drawing in even more real wealth while continuing to offer complete dross in return, creating an actual worldwide Dragon’s Lair in the process!

    • @Mikemk_
      @Mikemk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I recall that video, I think they already did it

    • @beardlessdragon
      @beardlessdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "You can have it back if you want, but I'm just gonna keep it here until you say you want it, ok?"

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Can I borrow some of the money of other peoples money you took for a little while?

    • @kingofspades9185
      @kingofspades9185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ryan : "What happens if I run out of money?"
      Teller Ryan : "Well then I'm going to have to charge you a fee."
      Ryan: "Wait, how am I suppose to pay that fee if I have no money."
      Teller Ryan: "I dOn'T kNow, but you'll have to figure it out or i'll have to call some guys to put you in a room."
      Ryan: "Fair enoug-, Hey wait a minute."

  • @shadowedfate151
    @shadowedfate151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    "Maybe we should put chains on the pens moving forward."
    That was a deep cut

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jellyfishi_ The pens aren't being kept in a nigh-indestructible vault, monitored by armed security guards, or equipped with ink packs that will destroy the pens and mark you in an incriminating manner if you try to steal them

    • @Tondadrd
      @Tondadrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @AkariC
      @AkariC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Actually it is for not wasting time of searching for a pen. Imagine you want to have a quick signature and a long waiting line and everytime the bankier has to search for the pen because every client might leave it somewhere else or accidently takes it with him. Would you as a manager of a bank say to your client: sorry for waiting 5 minutes for getting your money back from us but we had to find the missing pen.

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@AkariC Well it's part of the Tragedy of the Commons, and the sheer ease with which even a perfectly normal, honest person will unthinkingly walk off with a pen. The chain solves the problem for the bank as well as preventing absent-minded people from accidentally stealing. *A lot of* absent-minded people from accidentally stealing *a lot* of pens.

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jellyfishi_ well sir, stealing pens is extremely easy. If someone does, or it gets lost behind the table, the next person doesn’t have a pen for signing anymore.

  • @ZainIsInPain
    @ZainIsInPain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5105

    This is basically “How to act like a human tutorial” for aliens

    • @johnc3179
      @johnc3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They’re all like this

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Underrated imo

    • @foreigner2982
      @foreigner2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Who says he isn't a alien .

    • @lordthennek2045
      @lordthennek2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true

    • @NotASpyReally
      @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wanna learn to act like a human tutorial!

  • @gachahistory6055
    @gachahistory6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    "No dont get the police involved"
    "Just a second were gonna get the police involved"
    "Ok"

    • @ellie.b.e.
      @ellie.b.e. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So Canadian I can’t even.

    • @Adogdoingdogthings
      @Adogdoingdogthings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm dieing

    • @gochogames1360
      @gochogames1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He couldn’t be bothered to interfere

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very understanding robber!

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just wants the money 😂
      Violence is a threat

  • @artsman9114
    @artsman9114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3518

    “No, I don’t see any resemblance to be honest”
    Yeah obviously not, he has a mustache.
    Edit: He has a more intense mustache.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That line cracked me... :D

    • @zolazar6928
      @zolazar6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well of course, I don't know what anybody expected. As we all know having a biger mustache makes you
      unrecognizable to anybody else in the world even you're own twin. It's simple logic.

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His mustache was more commanding.

    • @mocsmore1308
      @mocsmore1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A much more commanding mustache

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cop: "Attention robber! My mustache commands you to surrender"

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    "Sir, this money doesn't belong to you."
    "I know that, I know that. But, see, I'd like it to."
    "Understandable."

  • @infinit._
    @infinit._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    "He's going to put you in a room" is it just me, or is the Ryan George Cinematic Universe coming together?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There’s been a lot of videos about being put in a room, so yes! The timeline is just a bit fuzzy cause they haven’t invented that yet

    • @HR-in1dm
      @HR-in1dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DeathnoteBB can’t wait! The most ambitious crossover of all time

    • @Zyvo2
      @Zyvo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If Covid Lockdowns go on any longer, he might just make a 72 minute movie and be the ONLY new movie in theaters.

    • @tigerfanfrv
      @tigerfanfrv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I honesty was expecting a sandwich with a really big pickle in it to make an appearance.

    • @souraknath8428
      @souraknath8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Always has been.

  • @EllyValentini
    @EllyValentini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “his gonna play the violin!”
    “that’s nice”
    Why did I laugh super hard??! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @snazzydrew
      @snazzydrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just about choked on my laugh cause it caught me offguard.

    • @baconbro6867
      @baconbro6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because its fuggen funny!

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    Shower thought: Ryans in the Ryanverse are like the guy from primitive technology as in that they build society from the ground up

    • @kaiwilson5628
      @kaiwilson5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like a clone colony

    • @carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536
      @carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or a post apocalyptic clone society

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shower thoughts are TIGHT

    • @Javier.M.
      @Javier.M. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sounds like that cloning thing could be really difficult

    • @theankh2872
      @theankh2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Javier.M. No, actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Aw, everyone's so dang polite during their very first robbery.

    • @flipclone
      @flipclone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      i used to work Convenience stores and one time i was robbed by a guy who was polite and kept apologizing saying he didnt want to do it, he hit multiple stores and the newspaper called him "The Apologetic Bandit"

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@flipclone A robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@flipclone Was he Canadian?

    • @vicwaters87
      @vicwaters87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, Ryan's ARE Canadian.

    • @tenyaiida7958
      @tenyaiida7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Super easy barely a incovince

  • @roxyheart5517
    @roxyheart5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3491

    "does he have the exact same face as you" the ryans are becomeing more aweare

    • @Maker0824
      @Maker0824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      “Nah I didn’t see any resemblance”

    • @JavaCake
      @JavaCake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes

    • @knightarcane4920
      @knightarcane4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In this Universe having the same face as everyone literally is the one criteria that would enable you to get away with bank robbery

    • @Maker0824
      @Maker0824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@knightarcane4920 they also all have ten brain cells

    • @wetstinkysocks490
      @wetstinkysocks490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      600th like bitches! 😎🤗

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    "It feels like we should get the police involved."
    "No- Don't get the police involved."
    "Just a second! We're gonna get the police involved..."
    "Okay..."
    Your bad people are the best.

    • @soniceinstein7762
      @soniceinstein7762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oa ehjdne s slsh s see ls3veosn2 .·¥·`´j2bdhdido
      Olaf taste yummy melted

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I LITERALLY just started reading your comment as soon as he was saying it in the video.
      I read your comment while listening to it lol

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@soniceinstein7762 r/ihadastroke

    • @timtime1455
      @timtime1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maxdrags3115 SAMEEEE OMG IT FIT SOO WELL

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timtime1455 Yea lol

  • @chriscoates1406
    @chriscoates1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    "I guess that's alarming"
    Damnit Ryan, you did it again.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Again, yes.
      But it _feels_ like the first time.
      It feels like the very first time.

    • @hayden2412
      @hayden2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brucebaker810 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SHE SAID I GUESS

    • @cristonsloan
      @cristonsloan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brucebaker810 Wonderful comment, that.

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    "I can do the hand thing"
    "I'm going to put you in a room"
    Man Phase 4 of the Ryan George Cinematic Universe is really connected

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      phase 4? what are the other 3?

    • @roxyheart5517
      @roxyheart5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@San-lh8us pitch meeting

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then the cop did a back-flip, snapped the bank robber's neck & saved the day!

    • @AceYT69
      @AceYT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stonks Boi 27 801st actually lol

  • @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm
    @ummmmmmmmmmmnmmmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    Ryan: *Puts fake mustache over mustache
    CoStuMe dEsiGn!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This guy is good.
      He probably has, like a car or a horse outside. All ready to just...go away. His Go-Away Horse. To go home fast.
      Unless he lives nearby. That way he could just walk to work.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He can hide in his house. So Ima call that his Hidein.
      He's alone. So not a fugitive. Just a onegitive.

    • @noumenine6474
      @noumenine6474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like '60s Batman when Cesar Romero slathered white makeup on to play the Joker...With an incredibly conspicuous mustache.

    • @hayden2412
      @hayden2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not design HE IS THE MESSISH

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hayden2412 He's NOT the Messiah.
      He's a very naughty boy.

  • @bubbaxmv
    @bubbaxmv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I love how we all don’t acknowledge the ultimate Ryan catchphrase: “Hi there, hello...”

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      No its, "I decided" or "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day."

    • @bubbaxmv
      @bubbaxmv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Travinater Ooh you’re not wrong.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Travinater "I decided" is my favourite. I could easily develop a soft spot for "going forward" too.

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KrillLiberator you could say “you decided to love “I decided”.?

    • @bullshitman155
      @bullshitman155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the Adstronaut!

  • @Blockschrott
    @Blockschrott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    "Does he have the exact same face as you?"
    No he doesn't, he has a much less commanding moustache!

    • @TheDandonian
      @TheDandonian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's obviously not the mastermind behind the robbery, otherwise he'd for sure have a more commanding moustache.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheDandonian They should definitely put out a thing. So everyone will be looking for the mastermind. They could describe the mustache. Tell people if they see a mustache like that... it's probably attached to the mastermind of the Great Bank Pen Heist.

    • @bdbthemodesttree8654
      @bdbthemodesttree8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A much less commanding moustache, indeed!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cops are smart in this timeline. Start from a baseline. Maybe Lt. Detective did some shrewd deducing. Started a whole "face prints" program. Now it's a standard question.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Now just hold on here a minute just a moment or second here. Didn’t you already go to a bank for other people’s money?

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I decided.

    • @luketheicecat1490
      @luketheicecat1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well
      Maybe.

    • @shieldphaser
      @shieldphaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So what you're saying is they need to do another one of these except he's trying to borrow the money instead of stealing it.

    • @YupaLovesGlizzy
      @YupaLovesGlizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      we dont know who that guy in the mask is though, its super had, it really is an inconvenience

    • @MTheBasementReader
      @MTheBasementReader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey there topicy wopicy, nice to see you here i decided :)

  • @IronDino
    @IronDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    Now imagine the first guy to take out a loan;
    "Hello, I'd like some money."
    "Do you have an account?"
    "No but I'd like some anyway."
    "A guy tried that last week, it's called stealing."
    "No, no, I want to borrow it."
    "Oh well that's different. Now I don't have to press this button that makes a loud noise."
    "Please don't, I get alarmed by loud noises."

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Oooh, yes, this follow-up needs to happen.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      "I can give you this money if you pay for it."
      "But I don't have any money to pay with or else I wouldn't need to borrow the money."
      "Then how about you pay later?"
      "Sounds like a great deal for some reason!"

    • @IronDino
      @IronDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@onkelpappkov2666
      "But you're going to have to pay me back."
      "I know."
      "More."
      "Wait what?"
      "You're going to have to pay me back more."
      "More than I want to borrow?"
      "Yep. I think that's in our best interest."
      "That sounds kinda unfair."
      "I don't know what to tell you."

    • @dawesome_sauce
      @dawesome_sauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@IronDino Reminds me of when I was a kid, and my brothers would use up their allowance immediately upon receiving it, whereas I'd save mine. But then they wanted to borrow mine, since I "wasn't using it."
      So I ended up charging 10% interest (which, given that it was given back quickly, was actually a lot more yearly interest, but 10% was easy to calculate at my age). Basically, if they were going to use my money as well as their own, I should get something out of it!

  • @thomasbdl
    @thomasbdl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “Violence hurts. This guy has some leverage on us, now.”
    Evolution in a nutshell.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Insurance 😂
      Mafia, give us your money or we will break some of your shit
      Government, give us your money unless you wanna pay a fine to be locked in a room
      "You want me to pay, yto be in a room?"
      No, but i figure the more money you give me after breaking the law, the less ill punish you

  • @SinnerD2010
    @SinnerD2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "He says he's gonna leave before you get here"
    "Oh this guy is good"
    LMFAO

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The mask. The violin. Leaving first.
      He thought up all the angles.
      omg. IT'S A SHAPE THING.

    • @a_channel2545
      @a_channel2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brucebaker810 The rectangles! He’s figured out so many rectangles!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_channel2545 Yeah. Rectangle and Circle have pretty much owned Money since the jump.

    • @elite_idk
      @elite_idk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh dear, I'm hearing the triangle protesters from up here.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elite_idk Why do you have to involve triangles in this ? Do you really think that rectangles are any better ? Why don't you try and solve the rectangle issues, before you throw stone at triangles.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "I can maybe do this hand thing" Referencing other videos is TIGHT!

    • @yourmotherisaseal5239
      @yourmotherisaseal5239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Put him in a room

    • @gyrozeppeli8940
      @gyrozeppeli8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a universe in building - eventually we will have rhe first guy to build a particle accelerator

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Wh...what?

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Axxl
      You are so obviously trying to promote your own videos, and make yourself feel better by making other people feel bad for you.
      Do you think we’re idiots here?
      Please, stop. It’s just annoying.

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it is!

  • @killr2xd506
    @killr2xd506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “You need anything while I’m gon-“
    “Sandwich.”
    *Hangs up*

  • @sefratatouille
    @sefratatouille 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Let's put a chain on the pens
    But let's let alllll the money running free on the background

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Banding money together into even piles and securing them with strips of paper is tight! Really, the bands gotta be somewhat tight.

    • @MrKodachii
      @MrKodachii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They are free range monies! They need space!

    • @rcb3921
      @rcb3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if, instead of a real chain, we get a rope of little metal beads. Like a pearl necklace or something? That'd be fancy.

  • @vladimirlagos2688
    @vladimirlagos2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Cop: "Maybe get a camera installed or something..."
    A mirror would do just as fine in the Ryanverse, really.

    • @Phytobiogenes
      @Phytobiogenes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Clearly not, they all look wildly different

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yea, I didn't see any resemblance.

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Phytobiogenes Yeah, for example the banker has a much more commanding mustache!

    • @SonlangSiek
      @SonlangSiek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would a mirror do any good? They need to know how the robber looks.

    • @visheshl
      @visheshl ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the ryans are using smartphones 😂

  • @sammy2771
    @sammy2771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "He's putting a mask on, I can't see his face anymore."
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That disguise was super easy barely and inconvenience.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stevedenis8292 Well, I think it is inconvenient, because I can't see his face anymore now.

    • @stevedenis8292
      @stevedenis8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidwuhrer6704 but it was still super easy.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevedenis8292 Well, I, yep, can't argue there.

    • @casual_dropoutyt2912
      @casual_dropoutyt2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea yea yea

  • @therealtwinearthstudios
    @therealtwinearthstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Alternate title: The history of the chain on the pens in the bank

  • @mozartpizza8287
    @mozartpizza8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    “Okay does he have the exact same face as you”
    They’re starting to learn

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But he didn't have the exact same face. There was no resemblance.
      Are you implying that all Ryan George's look the same? That's racist.

    • @craftmastr
      @craftmastr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But he had a more commanding mustache

    • @wertnolastname5228
      @wertnolastname5228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craftmastr On top of his already pretty commanding moustache

    • @WarCows
      @WarCows 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are becoming self aware

    • @mozartpizza8287
      @mozartpizza8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are starting to believe

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "Does he have the exact same face as you?"
    "I didn't see a resemblance."

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best line hands down, mostly because it's hilarious...but also because it raises so many questions about the RGCU: Since the cop asked that question does that mean he realizes everyone in the world looks (more or less) the same? Does that mean everyone in this universe is aware? And if so, then why doesn't the teller notice?

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AshDub86 No some have more commanding moustaches. That's a complete difference from the normie moustaches

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His face is so generic, he matches everyone on our list.
      ...
      ...
      Diabolical.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      199th like

  • @Pengtropica
    @Pengtropica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Ok well let me ask you something, does he have the exact same face as you?”
    “Nah, I didn’t see any resemblance to be honest.”
    I love that part so much, even Ryan acknowledges that everyone has the same face in his universe

  • @casparvoncampenhausen5249
    @casparvoncampenhausen5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "we should put little chains on the pens"
    That one killed me

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah!

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taking pens from banks is TIGHT!!!

    • @Lilyberry03
      @Lilyberry03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and i love how not even that works lmao WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE PENS

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lilyberry03 because

    • @sabrinaxk1104
      @sabrinaxk1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "And make them tiny so no one can hold them!"

  • @nishitjajodia18
    @nishitjajodia18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    It would have been so amazing if the mask was one with a Ryan-face on it.

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cannot unsee it now. Thanks a lot!!

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robing a bank wearing a mask of your own face? That is the opening of Saints Row 3

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Robber Guy can get a "projectile launcher."
    He means a slingshot, I decided.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bubble gun.

    • @seniorhill1667
      @seniorhill1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Laser pointer

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Trebuchet

    • @ascorvinus
      @ascorvinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Getting struck by a projectile from a slingshot would be painful, you can’t do that.

    • @RamenBowl2.0
      @RamenBowl2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      boomerang

  • @maslascher
    @maslascher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I like how Ryan is hiring completely new actors for every episode.

    • @vandal280
      @vandal280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's a job creator

    • @NOL_bm
      @NOL_bm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how much it costs to hire so many actors
      So often

    • @vandal280
      @vandal280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NOL_bm actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @triforceinfinity2683
      @triforceinfinity2683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya I don't recognise most of these guys😸😸😸😸

  • @stutiarya
    @stutiarya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “I would like it to be mine” “oh we can definitely do that, you will just have to return it in a year with some extra money”

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First guy to get a loan lol

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll buy 5$ for 6$, please.

    • @aguyfromnothere
      @aguyfromnothere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or ask the government to get it for you and call it taxes.

  • @thomasgallipoli8376
    @thomasgallipoli8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Man, these keep getting better and funnier.
    “Does he look like you.”
    “I don’t see a resemblance.”
    So hysterical.

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well yeah, one has a mustache on top of his mustache while the other doesn't. Clearly, they are 2 completely different person. What's so hysterical about that?! ;)

    • @thomasgallipoli8376
      @thomasgallipoli8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xen0bia I thought they were quadruplets. 😂🤣😆

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @flyingfox6040
      @flyingfox6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The mustaches are different there is no resemblems

  • @mjntro
    @mjntro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "Sir this money doesn't belong to you!"
    "I know that, but I would like it to."
    "Understandable."
    😂😂

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relatable guy who wants some money frome the money place

    • @DJ-pp4mt
      @DJ-pp4mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd this isn't an actual quote from the vid it def should be

    • @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife
      @nate7LP_my_dog_found_the_knife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first guy to ask for a loan.

  • @CatsZonetube
    @CatsZonetube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Robber ryan: i want some of that money
    Receptionist ryan: understandable

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I like that the bank teller is surrounded by a bunch of money in the background. A subtle but effective way to let us know he works at a bank. LOL. I always get a big smile on my face when I see Ryan has a new video up.

    • @Siile_
      @Siile_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's because this is the first attempt at stealing money and they had no concept of it before that, so there is no vault to protect it. Ryan is a genius.

    • @hart1254
      @hart1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A bank? What is that ? The guy works at the money place

    • @alekheuvel9801
      @alekheuvel9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Subtle? Haha I wouldn't call that huge pile of money very subtle but it is vert effective

    • @billc.2627
      @billc.2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alekheuvel9801 True. That is why I said LOL I was joking when I said it was subtle.

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hart1254 you know how when you pile up a lot of soil, it's called a 'bank'? Same thing, but with money

  • @thedestroyasystem
    @thedestroyasystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Do the first guy to kiss someone!
    " Im just gonna put my face... on your face"
    "I don't think I'd like that very much"
    "No, you're gonna like it a LOT"

    • @icarus9980
      @icarus9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea

    • @iwillbeginagain
      @iwillbeginagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ...I decided

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Julie already divorced him. She was probably the last human in existence who doesn't just look like Ryan.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGuardDuck Bold of you to assume that ryan wouldn't just be kissing ryan

  • @shuhaname9791
    @shuhaname9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Fun fact: the first guy to ever rob a bank tried to deposit the money in the same bank.

  • @purplealice
    @purplealice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Bank robber Willie Sutton was once asked, "Why do you rob banks?" He replied, "Because that's where the money is."

  • @itsmenekt
    @itsmenekt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “THE FIRST GUY TO EVER GET A TATTOO” would be a nice idea 💡

    • @brandonhancock8620
      @brandonhancock8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’m waiting for the “First guy to start a school”

    • @ethancooper1560
      @ethancooper1560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “I liked this thing so I stabbed myself a bunch of times until there’s a permanent picture of it on my arm”

    • @egrs
      @egrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey dude what's up I drew on my arm and now it won't come off I call it a tatta

    • @Sonofspicy
      @Sonofspicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@brandonhancock8620 “Hi I would like your small children to come to my place so I can’t teach them things”
      “Eehhh I don’t think i like the sound of that”

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "*calls police on smart phone* Yeah, uh, I dont have a camera."

    • @robertyocum7200
      @robertyocum7200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean... I have a smartphone, but no cameras around my house.

    • @Noodles4Anime
      @Noodles4Anime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@robertyocum7200
      Do I need to explain that your smartphone IS the camera?

    • @robertyocum7200
      @robertyocum7200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Noodles4Anime I realize that, but physically taking a video of the robber is a little different than having cameras set up to capture the perp

    • @Noodles4Anime
      @Noodles4Anime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robertyocum7200
      This is supposed to be the first robbery ever. I promise if you take a picture of him with your phone he's not going anywhere. He'll be confused.

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Noodles4Anime He literally put on a mask to prevent them from taking a picture of his face.

  • @DestinyCrafter
    @DestinyCrafter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Imagine the horror of trying to track people down in Ryanverse. Impossible if they just switch clothes.

    • @mkaleborn
      @mkaleborn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love the Ryanverse, where wearing a full face mask is like the worst possible way to hide your identity.

  • @cadenceframe2141
    @cadenceframe2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Ryan: “There’s a guy here who says he’s gonna play the violin.”
    Other Ryan: “I said violence.”
    Me: Sheets about to get violin’t
    I’m skeptical as to whether y’all are getting the twoset reference

    • @Frank-et3pb
      @Frank-et3pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that I laughed at that

    • @Zeal-sf3tj
      @Zeal-sf3tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The musical notes and the dots ruined it

    • @cadenceframe2141
      @cadenceframe2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zeal 1111 There. Fixed it just for you.

  • @jaliun
    @jaliun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    3:00
    “Do you need anything while im out?”
    “Sandwich”

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Priorities

    • @NfernalMilkshake
      @NfernalMilkshake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guy knows what he wants.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Make sure it has a pretty big pickle in it

    • @whatsthename22
      @whatsthename22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this joke got me the most give this man more likes

    • @vandal280
      @vandal280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best part. Love that he hangs up as he's saying it

  • @timmoore9855
    @timmoore9855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "He's going to play the violin"
    "No, he's going to do something violent"

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doing violence is TIGHT

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "That guy has a moustache, he looks trustworthy"
      "Guys with moustaches are always trustworthy"
      "Whoops a guy with a moustache just did a genocide!"
      "Whoops!"
      "Whoopsie!"
      Edit: I think I replied to the wrong comment, but I'm just gonna leave this moustaches comment here.

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's different. Never mind.

    • @son_guhun
      @son_guhun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheet's about to get violin't

    • @darwenlister1639
      @darwenlister1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally expected
      "He's going to play the violin"
      "No, I said voilence"
      "Oh, sorry, he's going to play VIOLINS, he must have a whole bunch of those things!"

  • @snatchmasterflex
    @snatchmasterflex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "need anything while I'm out?"
    "sandwich" *click*
    I think I laughed at that part a lot harder than I should have

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right there with you.

    • @ramsoomair
      @ramsoomair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3:00

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @J Paterson you know it

    • @Joseph_Green
      @Joseph_Green 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m still dead

    • @Saiyijon
      @Saiyijon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just need Neebs in the background taking orders.

  • @doxazo5512
    @doxazo5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Excuse me you have to make “The First Guy to Ever Start a Bank” first

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But Time Travel is a thing. So it's WIDE OPEN, baby.
      Plus...prequels.

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Oh, interesting. Is it like a reboot, a sequel, or a prequel?" "Yes"

  • @CameronWhiteDrums
    @CameronWhiteDrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "hey your the guy from the skit we just watched"
    *the lore is expanding*

    • @Groteskfull
      @Groteskfull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😄😄 That part was unexpected... Hilarious!

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow wow wow wow!

  • @Derekwagner2
    @Derekwagner2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ryan George just makes simple things sooooo complicated and funny and I love his work!

  • @SOK39
    @SOK39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Robbing a bank, but nobody's scared"
    The staff knows the clichés about to happen...it's the same old same old...

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, nobody would've been scared if they initially thought Robber Guy was gonna use violins.

  • @jamesgarrett8833
    @jamesgarrett8833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    “Okay does he have the exact same face as you”.
    “No I don’t see any resemblance to be honest”

    • @toxicscar4208
      @toxicscar4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah one has a commanding moustache

    • @santiustelive
      @santiustelive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree he has a very commanding moustache

    • @hart1254
      @hart1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has a commanding moustache because he is the boss

    • @BRLink1
      @BRLink1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah the guy has a mask on his face no one else has a mask on their faces, that's a completely different looking face from everybody else

    • @alekheuvel9801
      @alekheuvel9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He does indeed have a very commanding mustache

  • @turb0kirb063
    @turb0kirb063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I’m going to call guns “projectile launchers” from now on