The Longest EU4 Timelapse Ever

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ส.ค. 2022
  • Seems like after a certain point the AI gets confused and stops trying to expand. I wonder if some calculations start to break down when there are so many 100-300 development provinces?
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  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Ah, yes, the Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

    • @delta4993
      @delta4993 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But lithuania is Independent haha

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      haha you forget Franco-Turkish-Italian 🙂

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruthenian-Russian too

    • @dino8ro
      @dino8ro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turkey became romanians

    • @canerc6668
      @canerc6668 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dino8ro no, in Commonwealth, actually Romania doesn't exist at that time 🙂

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Timurids: *Take Sakhalin*
    Japanese: "Karafuto is gone, let our eight millennia of splendid isolation begin!"

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital ปีที่แล้ว +624

    No way italy formed the two sicilies lmao

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Seems to only be an endgame tag for humans

    • @FalkyRocket2222
      @FalkyRocket2222 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah i still cant believe this

    • @maddogbasil
      @maddogbasil ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Italians putting the " 2 is better than 1" theory to the test

    • @maxvillaverde6430
      @maxvillaverde6430 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn’t matter they got raped by the ottomans lol

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Adventurer32 theres a setting regarding endgame tags that dont affect ironman, its generally only enabled to form 1 endgame tag in comp games to eliminate cheese, but most SP games keep it disabled so they can form whatever they want when they want, only exception is most new world nation tags like the USA are perma endgame, and cannot form anything else even with the option to lock tags disabled

  • @AdamNoizer
    @AdamNoizer ปีที่แล้ว +640

    It’s interesting how in every one of these Timelapses the ottomans begin incredibly strong for the first several hundred years and then immediately get eaten up.
    It shows that even though they are in the optimal position to expand from in all directions, they’re also in the optimal position to be surrounded and expanded into (just like IRL).

    • @eldahalas7015
      @eldahalas7015 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ottoman African and Indian Conquest Stalls

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or that their military pips take a nosedive after 1650.

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it’s not the positioning it’s just their military pips fall off hard

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gustav_Kuriga they no longer become a lucky nation after awhile too.

    • @reillymercer5949
      @reillymercer5949 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's probably because when they are no longer a lucky nation they really suffer. Geographically it makes sense why they struggle to expand with either European or Indian colitiations becoming a threat if they tried blobing all at once. I think their mission trees also drop off leaving them with few expansion paths. I'm also willing to bet there's some "hardcode" to really only take out the Mamluks and conquer Arabia. Just like they will always declare war on Byzantium first unless Byzantium does something special.

  • @douglasboyle6544
    @douglasboyle6544 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    South America clearly was in need of some FREEDOM

    • @GrouRocks
      @GrouRocks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frisian Freedom, yes!

  • @ducttapeanddreams
    @ducttapeanddreams ปีที่แล้ว +98

    That's already a weird run even at standard end date. Russia never formed, Morrocco lived, that's pretty much a unicorn from the start

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really? That’s quite common in my games

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russia never forms in my games. Granted I don't usually play past 1550 all that often but still, everyone acts like it's a given but I've never seen it.

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q ปีที่แล้ว

      ming exploded and then saved it

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Morocco living to the end-date is actually historical too. They weren't wiped off the map until the early 20th century.

  • @grubygrzib6308
    @grubygrzib6308 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Timurids would do so well if they just formed Mughals...

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But never did take Delhi.

    • @grubygrzib6308
      @grubygrzib6308 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MicaiahBaron I know, but that wouldn't be too hard for them either

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When I saw the "you won't guess the 2nd GP" I literally said out loud, "probably someone in America", lol.

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Poland has made it to space baby GG Poland…

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    How did great britain survive the whole timelapse?! they really do rule the waves

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because AI dont deal well with landings, they are absolute morons. Same reason Japan and other island nations lived

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The AI tends not to have any Provinces of Interest in Britain and Ireland if they don't start there. France will make a try every once and a while, particularly if the UK angers them, but other than that literally no one wants it. Same with Iceland, and to an extent Japan.

    • @scorpionunit9852
      @scorpionunit9852 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ducttapeanddreams that, and currently the AI is afraid of transport boats, so island nations are normally safe

    • @user-zg4bk6rv1q
      @user-zg4bk6rv1q ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had Cyprus win a war against the Ottomans and even take some land because Ottomans literally did nothing and then peaced out after a few years

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-zg4bk6rv1q Same situation for me but Ryuku and Japan

  • @Bottle-OBill
    @Bottle-OBill ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how "Italy" reformed into "Two Sicilies"

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This was a pretty interesting game even by 1821. No Russia and a blobby Commonwealth going strong, which prevented any major push by the Ottomans into Europe. Morocco managing to thrive pretty well, Scotland still around, Naples in control of Italy and Venice taking over Austria. Japan is doing well colonizing into the mainland.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 ปีที่แล้ว

      blobby commonwealth happens often for me since Muscovy is becoming more and more underpowered, the merc nerf gave them a bit of breathing room but still they are fairly weak economically, not getting trade ideas is often a death sentence for the AI...
      Morocco can thrive if it can defeat Portugal early, which they didn't do here but Spain didn't feel like expanding...

  • @Garathon
    @Garathon ปีที่แล้ว +171

    You're back!!!
    I hope everything was going well because you weren't active for a while.
    I really doubt moving would take that long. But nice to see you're not dead!

    • @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq
      @Malhaheifnrifbwkmq ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck you on about

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Dupedfish they weren't posting community updates, they didn't say they were leaving, it was just a complete stop with no reason as to why, I was hopeful, but death was a option, not the most prominent thing.
      Also the dead thing was used as a joke.

    • @Garathon
      @Garathon ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dupedfish ew redditor

  • @rygbytroll4513
    @rygbytroll4513 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just imagine You are bengal soldier figthing 18th war with Timurids in nearly 1984's way for a little scrap of land

  • @phsycresconquest6636
    @phsycresconquest6636 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I see that the US might have taken the Munroe doctrine a little too seriously

    • @arandommemer9926
      @arandommemer9926 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      manifest destiny much?

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [Freedom intensifiés]

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    if you had waited for another 10000 years, you would have gotten the very special....
    *THREE SICILIES*

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Illustration: Polish Space Marines vs Timourid Stormtroopers on the 983th battle of Novgorod.

  • @Pribumi1
    @Pribumi1 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Ah yes Tonga, the most advanced city state there is

    • @BlazingFlame69
      @BlazingFlame69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget the good old Sam oa

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a ปีที่แล้ว

      Based

  • @antontribelgorn3641
    @antontribelgorn3641 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    First time i've ever seen the united states, brazil and peru happen, idk if this is because i have no dlc s but i not once have seen a colony gain independance in my 100 hours

    • @MicaiahBaron
      @MicaiahBaron ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, DLC features like Support Independence really help.

    • @rey_8834
      @rey_8834 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MicaiahBaron also the fact that this game lasted super long, and the longer it goes on the more LD subjects get

    • @inferno38
      @inferno38 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont have any DLC to, but one time f*cking PARAGUAY had almost all of South America !

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Good to see you back again!! 😄

  • @anigamer379
    @anigamer379 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So glad to see you back. Looking forward to whatever future content you have planned.

  • @rqche6689
    @rqche6689 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Saw that little sliver of South America while showcasing southern hemisphere and immediately knew who was #2

  • @Palasid11
    @Palasid11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man I missed these videos! Thanks for being back!

  • @rangerknight4525
    @rangerknight4525 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Iceland: "If i'm quiet they won't know I exist"

  • @wyattburke1837
    @wyattburke1837 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Monroe doctrine is beautiful

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's BACK! Let's go dude! I'd love to chat with you about some modding stuff.

  • @VYKNIGHT
    @VYKNIGHT ปีที่แล้ว +6

    return of the king

  • @Nimarioos
    @Nimarioos ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad you are back! I hope there will be planty of new content!

  • @JustMe-yr5lw
    @JustMe-yr5lw ปีที่แล้ว

    Missed the videos. Happy to see this at the top of my feed

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad to see u back in my feed, hoping for more 🥰

  • @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611
    @fnsshehrbvfgyssbvvsmmmdjjd4611 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just binged your videos two weeks ago. Welcome back

  • @paweszelag7969
    @paweszelag7969 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    finally, PLC doesnt get eaten in mid 17 hundreds

  • @NeutroniummAlchemist
    @NeutroniummAlchemist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TH-cam knew you'd be coming back, since I've suddenly been getting recommendations for this channel over the past few weeks. The algorithm can now predict the future.

  • @Foaklore
    @Foaklore ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why did Italy form the Two Sicillies?! xD

  • @zebrin
    @zebrin ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the year is 8800, I grip my musket tightly as the hated Timurids once more assault my beloved Commonwealth of Polish-German-Hungarian-Bulgarian-Serbian-Greek-Lithuanian peoples....

  • @Hayles-oq3qm
    @Hayles-oq3qm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ah yes the nation of Bone 7:50

  • @morganholon2648
    @morganholon2648 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that an Emperor is called August XXXVIII and another one Tetabuxite III

  • @dohnkey1222
    @dohnkey1222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone loves a good Timmy game

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's good to have you back 😊

  • @KingPongC327
    @KingPongC327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Oh, this is interesting, I should try thi- *potato computer explodes*

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:35 is pretty much as far in the future like we are from the perspective of the vikings.
    Time can be mind blowing.

  • @euversalis
    @euversalis ปีที่แล้ว +6

    922M army lose 👀

  • @Baculitess8008
    @Baculitess8008 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah yes, I remember the time Friesland colonized all of south America.

  • @FlatlandsSurvivor
    @FlatlandsSurvivor ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know it was only for a moment when USA was young, but I don't think I have ever seen Illinois as a nation in this game.

  • @martinus_mars
    @martinus_mars ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting to see this! Saw that you had gone inactive, considered doing it myself...hahahah!

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine a Warhammer-esque universe based off this timeline.

  • @teeffw2776
    @teeffw2776 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The king returns 👑

  • @GeneralPol
    @GeneralPol ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice seeing Two-Sicilies pop up, and you got a lovely big USA! I faced similar issue with mine, A.I didn't really increase the size of its armies from about 1800 on, suppose we cant complain too much, its only designed to get to 1821!
    Had to go away and compare this to my own 10,000 year time-lapse (for anyone interested: th-cam.com/video/5Yro-DdSTiE/w-d-xo.html), interesting that in both of ours Tonga had the most development with Samoa 2nd! Army casualties are similar, to be expected give the same timespan, except my Ottoman who had went crazy and killed 1.18 Billion by attrition alone 😆

  • @maddogbasil
    @maddogbasil ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The old world apart from Europe is basically just a sunni Ocean
    And the new world is legit a protestant Ocean with all that deep blue

  • @ClUlM
    @ClUlM ปีที่แล้ว

    The legend...is back!

  • @d_1_t887
    @d_1_t887 ปีที่แล้ว

    LETS GO ANOTHER POST AFTER HOW LONG

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guessed Ming would be #2 at the start lmao, also I think if the mughals formed they would've won, so close

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe, but Timmy was far weaker than he seemed. He held a lot of Tibet, Siberia, arabia, and Scandinavia. All mostly useless. He had Iraq, Iran, maybe Manchuria, maybe the caucus, that’s about all he had going for him.
      Commonwealth had the entire balkans, the best parts of the ottomans, the best parts of Russia, the best parts of Scandinavia, all of Eastern Europe, and United Germany.

  • @calebbowie8520
    @calebbowie8520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the creek resistance was awesomw af

  • @viniquecursahistoira
    @viniquecursahistoira ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the balkans and anatolia just became romanian culture lol

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seven Months, wow this must’ve taken a *long* time for TH-cam to process

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the stars at night are big and bright _clap clap clap clap_ deep in the heart of British Mexico

  • @Wiksteve
    @Wiksteve ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally Poland can into space!

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    man, hope you one day do this with timeline expanded starting at like 2000 B.C.

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no game for that

    • @ysff0710
      @ysff0710 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notofficialpickles507 it’s a mod for eu4

    • @hrsmp
      @hrsmp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ysff0710 what mod? Extended timeline starts at 2 ad. I wish there were bc version.
      And other mods like Imperium Universalis change the map so there's no way to continue to normal game

    • @speedyx3493
      @speedyx3493 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is no way to do BCE times in EU4, it's just not possible due to how the game engine works

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@speedyx3493 I don't remember how timeline expanded handles dates, but you can start playing in the bronze age

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tongan-samoan hyper wars rage on

  • @videocontraption6304
    @videocontraption6304 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRO I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL TODAY BEFORE YOU POSTED THIS AND I WAS SAD YOU STTOPED POSTING AND THE YOU POST THIS!!!!!

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The glorious sight of the ai refusing to colonize Africa by all means

  • @rachelthesheep
    @rachelthesheep ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit, been wondering where you were

  • @tirangle4785
    @tirangle4785 ปีที่แล้ว

    RETURN OF THE KING

  • @hawx00145
    @hawx00145 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0...
    Now no one can complain about our name...

  • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
    @bastard-took-the-name-I-had ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cursed Romanian anatolia

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you Drum Bun a little too hard.

  • @gugfitufi4862
    @gugfitufi4862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yooo, he's back

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love seeing what random culture dominates the new world: Frisian was unexpected until we saw the HRE History, then it made sense.

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOOO HES BACK

  • @mtiger1086
    @mtiger1086 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like when you show litle odities like the mameluks

  • @ratronald
    @ratronald ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we see a game where all nations are hordes?

  • @hoi-polloi1863
    @hoi-polloi1863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alright, say what you will about the Timurids, but they certainly fought for what they have. 922 *million* casualties? Yikes. Also funny to see that the huge United States still keeps forgetting to do something about Cuba... ;D

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no one is gonna talk about romanian ottomans?

  • @timothygallagher978
    @timothygallagher978 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome back!!!!

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've always like timurids more than the mughals but i cant contain myself from clicking the button!

  • @toukoz5934
    @toukoz5934 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome back :)

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's one tall iceland if I've ever seen one

  • @mr.jordan2905
    @mr.jordan2905 ปีที่แล้ว

    ime Traveller breaks a branch.
    Time Traveller: Meh... It's Probably noth...
    HOLY ROMAN SOVIET REPUBLIC.

  • @CatBoxLive
    @CatBoxLive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the timeline I want to live in. Manifest destiny finally complete… im the Americas.. time to bring it to the rest!

  • @COLLAPSARQ
    @COLLAPSARQ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No one expected reborn of Novgorod in tenth millenium

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @Benwut
    @Benwut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love that the Timurids owned most of eurasia, but couldn't form the Mughals cos they never got Delhi

  • @ramp597
    @ramp597 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't expect Delhi to last so long

  • @Bifocalproductions
    @Bifocalproductions ปีที่แล้ว

    Mega campaign going into stellaris💀

  • @electrickeese236
    @electrickeese236 ปีที่แล้ว

    YESSSSS u are back

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is seriously overpowered against Turkic cultures. No matter how OP they are, Europe was still defended.
    Props, guys. Kudos even.

  • @249cubegame
    @249cubegame ปีที่แล้ว

    How the heck is there an August XLI?

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher ปีที่แล้ว

    you're alive!

  • @Lamp004
    @Lamp004 ปีที่แล้ว

    i havent played EU4 in a long while, where u using mods for the 10,000 years run?

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Murrica go brr lol

  • @TwistySponge
    @TwistySponge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh yes, the great continent of south USA

  • @joschibamboschi9960
    @joschibamboschi9960 ปีที่แล้ว

    how do u make a timelapse when u played a game?

  • @PatricKlein86
    @PatricKlein86 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn’t mind being Due Siciliano

  • @themightyeagle21
    @themightyeagle21 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bone

  • @bf3319
    @bf3319 ปีที่แล้ว

    how do i play the timeline in the game

    • @erickrobergs9930
      @erickrobergs9930 ปีที่แล้ว

      An eye icon in the superior right corner

  • @maxvillaverde6430
    @maxvillaverde6430 ปีที่แล้ว

    95k troops on one small island classic mamluks move

    • @videogamefanfilms
      @videogamefanfilms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im going to be doing a Lets play EU4 gradually changing Nations throughout the campaign ... Which Nation should i start off as ??

  • @user-ng4sb5nl2o
    @user-ng4sb5nl2o ปีที่แล้ว

    If it stopped 337 years earlier.

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game wasn't designed to go on this long. Cultures and religions 10000 years from now would be entirely unrecognizable. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Cult of the Holy Light, dedicated to worshiping photons.

  • @zeryto1401
    @zeryto1401 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing to see where??

  • @Manuel1995BEL
    @Manuel1995BEL ปีที่แล้ว

    Love to see South USA snd Africa

  • @AmericaIsACountry
    @AmericaIsACountry ปีที่แล้ว

    Pov: you let him cook

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 ปีที่แล้ว

    You basically lelouch’d it